If Companies Were Honest (Pt. 2)

[@themightyironoak]

As a KFC employee I can confirm that skit is 100% accurate

[@MwishaLudack]

Wait, you guys kills fat children at KFC for real for real? 😮😮

[@TacosCanned]

Are you killing fat children?

[@quiteslayer4067]

Idk, those biscuits are also pretty good lol.

[@CodedEnough]

@@quiteslayer4067You mean the disks of sodium and trans fat?

[@landokalriz]

😂still love it tho

[@Mr_Soapster]

I absolutely love the drive thru intercom skits, the idea of a talking box insulting the customers is hilarious to me🤣

[@landokalriz]

😂thank you

[@Spider.Of.War-9000]

i've become addicted to these skits thank you for blessing this world with your miraculous sense of humour

[@ImSaphyre]

Yes

[@Nat-ster]

Same here they make me laugh so hard

[@cabecudinhoelite9117]

yes, just yes

[@luctube6591]

1:03 “about as real as the fucking kardashians” nah bro I cant😂

[@solelak]

I love this channel. The humour is so unique and truly side-splitting. Can't complain about this new compendium of grandure!

[@landokalriz]

Thank you❤❤

[@Itsyaboi6921]

“not sure why you know how that feels like” 😂💀😂💀

[@insomniacnerd5592]

I could watch an entire 12 episode tv series of a customer talking to the talking box if it’s anything like these skits.

[@landokalriz]

😂theres more where that came from then

[@anonymousdice]

"...and a side of the only thing that's good here" "Yep I know exactly what you want" When the cashier is sick of eating his company's food you know they f'ed up 💀

[@landokalriz]

😂

[@danniet9375]

The burger King one was so f*ckin funny. 😅

[@landokalriz]

🙏🏼🙏🏼

[@wyldrice]

i would just go to the wendys down the street

[@RyomiCrimson]

Sir, may I introduce you to Canadian KFC, where popcorn chicken exists

[@JacobL228]

I can't believe you didn't mention that Best Buy got rid of their phones so they wouldn't have to answer customers' questions, and now when you call them, someone from an Indian call center that barely knows anything about computers picks up and immediately tries to sell you something you don't need.

[@many_lives4925]

Burger king: "nothing is popular here sir." 😆😅🤣😂

[@user-dn3nv6sq9y]

I come to see how long I go without laughing, the first part of the video I burst out laughing. (0:03)

[@landokalriz]

😂

[@4viationCentral]

😂

[@PKAYdance]

Lessgo lando back with another blast of super sarcasm

[@bg.dragon1419]

Sarcasm? Pretty sure that was documentary

[@Esteban-nk3nm]

It's weird having samsung owners stereotyped as entitled. When not to long ago, and for quite some time, apple was more expensive and those who were genius enough to buy a similar phone for 100 more dollars used call those who chose cheaper broke.

[@SethsNewChannel]

6:28 Bro got caught in 4k 📸

[@SamuelMaller]

The dry honest humor is absolutely perfect 😂😂

[@RetroDcsnd]

Hilarious! Hope your year’s been going great, Lando!

[@landokalriz]

Yours too my man🙏🏼🙏🏼

[@foot_cheese5826]

This was overdue lmao

[@JakeLikesTrains]

4:18 "but this the same phone" "ye Welcome to the future, next in line" 💀

[@aerrae5608]

Used to work BK, they won't microwave your food... but the heat lamp ruins everything. BK fries have a life time of maybe 5 minutes under the lamp before they're disgusting. Whoppers, maybe 8 minutes. Chicken anything, 8 mins. After they've sat for that long, they're DESSICATED under the heat lamp. Which is a shame tbh, the food is really not that garbage when it's fresh off the actual broiler or fryer. Pro-tip, order the grilled chicken. It's almost never pre-made due to low volume, it goes on the broiler so it gets flame broiled, and it comes packed in a lemon marinade so it's pretty decent. BK could honestly be passable if it quit the fast food production style and just made food to order. They can literally churn out like 8 whoppers in a minute, there's just no reason to have them sitting drying under those lamps, and I'll bet most customers would be happy to wait for freshly fried french fries. The chicken takes the longest at 6 minutes in the fryer, but c'mon it's ONLY good fresh. Second tip, if you want to be nice but don't want your fries to be awful, take a look at them, if they don't look too dry, just ask nicely if they'll drop yours back in the fryer real quick to revitalize them. Finally, don't bother with their lettuce. Their onions are really the only decent vegetable you can expect. Tomatoes are average. Legit the lettuce is just some packaged grocery store trash not even a proper head of lettuce, it was bad before anyone even put their foot in it!

[@SeansModelBuilds]

Hat I know all that about Heat Lamps, I can only imagine what the National Champions thought about Trump's Fast Food Meals a few years ago.

[@greensky9530]

As someone who works closing shifts at panera, i feel that fast food right before closing section. I can’t count the amount of times ive wanted to throw hands w someone who orders 5 sandwiches while we’re in the middle of closing

[@yizzledrizzle]

I can literally rewatch his videos every single day and still enjoy and laugh the same

[@selispeks]

I lost it at "Fck me." "No thanks." 😂🤣😅🤣😂

[@chrismessinger290]

I love this series keep up the good work Lando!!

[@AshishDha]

I've said it before and I'll say it again... You're brilliant and wickedly delightful, Mr. Lando! 😃 ❤👌🏽😍👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@landokalriz]

Haha thank you so much❤

[@BrettFightorFlight]

The photo counter comment is so true lol

[@YouraverageFPSplayer]

This guy is so f*cking funny 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@arcaneforce5885]

6:29 the eye shift had me rolling

[@travisdinham6084]

scramble the eggs with mouth LMFAO This mad lad 🤣🤣🤣

[@KXZ27]

I watched one video and decided to start grinding his vids. Every video is just spitting straight facts with comedy. Here's an other channel to the my subscribed list. Thanks man!

[@yinyangyt8749]

Any day you post is always amazing. Thank you for making me laugh Lando

[@marco_polo_sc]

i was waiting for you to upload bro i love your videos

[@medic_guy]

“The only difference is that theyre not fda approved and my cousin made them in the back” very funny i laughed at it many times keep up the great work

[@roboymane3939]

Yk i love lando cause of his types of videos and creativity even though this is a complication

[@landokalriz]

Thank you❤

[@MaJieMao]

Five Guys one was the most spot on, why does anyone go to that place.

[@punbug4721]

Wait, you guys have bad experiences at Five Guys? I go there for a burger, not a McBurger. I'm ok with paying a little more and waiting a little longer to get a burger that actually has meat on it.

[@kjell_bekkenutte]

your sarcasm bruh you're killing me 💀

[@Shiestyfg2]

Bro I honestly can't wait until you post 😂

[@Nat-ster]

Trying to keep myself from cracking up with my fiancé sound asleep 😅😂 landon bullock is the greatest, funniest, and most accurate 🤣 content that is relatable to daily life and out in public. It's super funny and true. Love this guy!

[@JoeDonRB]

He's back! Thank you Lando!

[@AAAKEVOG]

9:00 bro… 😂😂😂😂

[@user-gr3rc3ei7x]

damn this is tooooo honest and roasting best compilation bro keep up thw good work

[@Itsyaboi6921]

6:48 i love this scene 😂😂😂😂

[@CosmicOkapi]

Lando Kalriz is taking down one business at a time! He isn’t afraid of those fuckers! Praise to him!

[@dinismusic3429]

"fresh of a lab" I really need to use that one

[@Toneco]

9:02 I really didn't expect it to be that funny!😂

[@MegaguiruzEditzz2000]

i love these vids, he’s carrying 2024

[@Lochlany]

samsung better then iphone and idk what burger king you go to its good 😭

[@AAAKEVOG]

9:54 TF 😂😂😂

[@SponjeCob]

these videos are getting me pure joy, keep it up man!

[@Nat-ster]

I know right, he's the best!!

[@crimsonamogsus7351]

This guy is actually one of the funniest KZbinr

[@imBOB3RT]

Good work Lando. You videos also brighten my mood

[@landokalriz]

Glad to hear it🙏🏼🙏🏼

[@DevonCosmos]

"Did I mention our phones fold?" Damn, that's how they got me.

[@user-pz9fs4yi2e]

The Burger King one was the best

[@Prabs227]

The intro music was fire

[@Sinfilled66]

The Burger King sketch is only slightly exaggerated lol.

[@kkiri_rkon]

This Man Will ALWAYS Be Funny. Gweat Stuff :)

[@girogamer125]

Man inflation must've rised higher than my iq, that kfc cost 300 bucks.

[@viandcupcait]

The companies may not be this honest irl but anyone reading this deserves to be hugged irl

[@Celestial_Eclipse]

This guy’s hilarious

[@cooldude-fu2iu]

"The apartment is 300 square feet" Me with galvanized square steel and eco friendly wood venners:

[@ZayMadeITBeats]

Hey welcome to Worse Buy I mean Bust Buy. How can I fu.. I mean help you

[@larrygiles8556]

These are too accurate the only thing you is the Waffle House employees got hands and they never close.🤣😂😆

[@stargazzer9166]

This is an accurate kid’s fattening centre skit

[@jackthumbikomkandawire8591]

After purchasing: "Please sign this waiver confirming you did all this of your own free will"

[@Bourboux]

Dude the face he made when the five guys employee said "extra large it is" got me chuckling hella bruh 😂

[@AiginSongbird426]

The Cheesecake Factory one though 🤣🤣🤣

[@MwishaLudack]

I've regrettedly eaten there once, I never went back.

[@spac3nugz]

this dude knows how to do sarcasm correctly😭

[@marksunder8899]

I really loved the first one, these are hilarious. You are better than you give yourself credit for.

[@landokalriz]

Thank you man🙏🏼🙏🏼

[@Ishak..]

This channel is goated! I was here since 100K Subs and now you’re at 1 mil. Keep it up

[@LukeA471]

I'm glad someone else misses the popcorn chicken like me

[@MwishaLudack]

Popcorn chicken are always large amount of flour (batter) coating and a tiny piece of old chicken in the middle. At least that's what I got from the place I bought mine.

[@OnurGeafer]

0:23-I didn't get any diabetes,so givr me the money back!

[@Commander_64]

7:09 that NO was personal

[@RinMinimally]

I've been waiting for this (since the time you said you'd make pt1)

[@autisticDementia]

Always a great day when Lando posts

[@landokalriz]

🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

[@mszafran51]

Waffle House is worst of them all! You really speak the truth sir! 🤣 Thank you for the insights!!!

[@landokalriz]

My pleasure🙏🏼

[@Jasonvorhece]

I love your videos

[@okarthegreat]

1:46 and one poor, unpaid, Congolese child at a time. 2:19 lol never mind, he mentioned it in the video

[@lilhermie690]

Nah I always thought it was just my local Burger King forgetting half the order. I didn't know this was a nation wide problem 😭😭

[@lilhermie690]

Update, thought it was just my local five guys as well

[@elielsolomon7673]

Wendy's down the street XD 5:20

[@LIME4YOURLIFE]

Please don’t hate on Five Guys they are actually good, besides the price 🙄

[@TpoapAnimatesYT]

4:31 lmao

[@guillermocostales2769]

Walgreens is so accurate 😂

[@BalishtaNethadun]

Never fucking gets old

[@ACES_Zap]

12:46 got me laghining

[@Benjamin-kp6bb]

The Best Buy intro was the best the way he said “ welcome to Best Buy how can I fuc you I meant help you”

[@ZeraielDravah-jb1nd]

I had to pause so i can stop laughing and catch my breath

[@LIME4YOURLIFE]

“Mixed with 7 different animals” 😂

[@mr.tiger-yt]

Best 4:37 😂😂😂

[@yourlocalidiot69420]

2:12 t a k e m y m o n e y

[@yodude5000hunter]

5:28 WENDYS DOWN THE GOD DAM STEERT

[@lelanceflamer]

Nice video

[@huntsman9316]

6:13 so glad I'm not the only one who experienced this. I asked for a small side of fries and received an entire greasy bag full. Are they just trying to get rid of their fries?

[@chrisjackson1889]

5:15 A question we all should ask when someone we know decides to get fast food

[@redhivewarrior]

whats healthier oh nothing is heathy here

[@amirkakavand1019]

This guy right here is exactly the kind of guy I would have been best friends with back in high school.

[@AidenElliott-z2u]

5:47 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Malk_man]

Finally it's here

[@elielsolomon7673]

1:45 Tesla was wild

[@leviis1234]

True