I always love it when he is confronting someone, he always says “Write this sh*t down” and throws a paper and pen at them 😂
@landokalriz2 жыл бұрын
The signature move😂
@Tyrelshed1232 жыл бұрын
And they never write anything down
@souperlongname81642 жыл бұрын
@@landokalriz K.O.
@Enderguy57 Жыл бұрын
@@landokalriz you forgot the paper in the hotel one
@seanstravelsandvlogs6233 Жыл бұрын
@@Tyrelshed123 Well he just blinded them with pebs in the face or gave them a concussion. So they're in no condition to right anything down. But if they're Left-Handed that won't be a problem.😁
@aidenleddy5443 Жыл бұрын
"Speaking of f*cking your customers, does anything actually come with this flight?" Genius lmaoo
@solhelian913 ай бұрын
"We'll fly the plane for you."
@ElementalKage2 жыл бұрын
“Wait… f*ck me sideways?” Had me dying 😂😂😂
@ShockwaveUltimate25 Жыл бұрын
Same Here!
@dutchm6768 Жыл бұрын
Same
@UnfinishedBread Жыл бұрын
Best part
@ILoveMath_Cats_Coding Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@lera-po8uh Жыл бұрын
Yes
@tomhawl2 жыл бұрын
i feel fortunate to have worked at a mcdonalds where the ice cream machine actually worked
@ChristandMMA2 жыл бұрын
impossible.
@landokalriz2 жыл бұрын
That’s an anomaly right there😂
@arnema72 жыл бұрын
@@landokalriz I live in Poland and i visited France, Italy, Hungary, Romania, Slovakia, Czechia, Germany, UK, Turkiye, Bulgaria and Greece and i have never in my life seen a broken ice cream machine so i guess its an american thing
@deez0012 жыл бұрын
SCP-826, The Ice cream Machine, SCP-826 takes form in a Mcdonald's Ice cream, on the surface it appears to be normal however when used it dispenses a substance which appears as ice cream, researchers attempting to try said Ice cream seem to die in 3-5 seconds.
@tomhawl2 жыл бұрын
@@deez001 that's weird, ive had several ice cream products from mcdonalds and still havent died yet
@teindou49172 жыл бұрын
"i will burn the nearest genius bar to the ground if you say camera" brutal
@landokalriz2 жыл бұрын
😂it’s toast, no pun intended😏
@teindou49172 жыл бұрын
@@landokalriz daymm 😂
@Bighatman Жыл бұрын
Jesus lord 💀
@someoneelse6969 Жыл бұрын
@@landokalriz I guess you could say it's pretty fire
@TRG_R17 Жыл бұрын
Reply 5
@willculp95552 жыл бұрын
The determination this guy has to throw pens at his own face
@ahmadboss-c3w5 ай бұрын
Respect bro 🗿
@yougosquishnow2 жыл бұрын
"Just kidding f**k you!" Literally had me laugh out loud
@landokalriz2 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@Bighatman Жыл бұрын
@@landokalriz yes
@Rayanna-cramer2 жыл бұрын
the pen and paper throwing always gets me 🤣🤣🤣
@lebendystraw36832 жыл бұрын
I had to tell you bud. I discovered you through the Shorts slider pane thing last night, and your content is all that I've consumed until a few minutes ago. I've watched it all. You're not just funny, or witty, or educated. You're special. I've told a few people about you and I plan to tell however many will listen. I follow your career with great interest. Take care of yourself. You're not allowed to die anytime soon.
@xentarch2 жыл бұрын
Dubious
@royalpain9281 Жыл бұрын
You forgot to throw pens at him dude
@TheBunnyBuddy Жыл бұрын
@@royalpain9281 fr lets give him some pens
@brasen767210 ай бұрын
npc
@lebendystraw368310 ай бұрын
I sure did crack out on his content and I still do, hope that doesn't ruin your day
@brokenman4668 Жыл бұрын
I love how the customer complains in such a sadistic manner like he’s actually enjoying his own rant 😂😂😂
@小丑-f8f2 жыл бұрын
Bro literally is underated:(( he deserves to be around 10M subs hopefully Mr Beast watches he's vids!
@landokalriz2 жыл бұрын
The beast better be watching my videos, it’s not like he’s busy or anything 🙄
@Celuta962 жыл бұрын
@@landokalriz damn bro
@lebonk80812 жыл бұрын
@@landokalriz love your skits bro!!! Do hilarious!
@w0omer2 жыл бұрын
Fr
@taneka62192 жыл бұрын
@@landokalriz 💀
@galaxyred7 Жыл бұрын
The straight 😐 face he makes is hilarious every time I watch these. Love it ❤
@chiphinton9006 Жыл бұрын
He is so accurate and so sarcastic that his rants reach the level of SAVAGE ... but totally hilarious
@MoonWalkerGaming1 Жыл бұрын
So accurate
@02ayaanbabaКүн бұрын
Still no fame
@monk1997 Жыл бұрын
0:38 bro I LOST my shit right here that shut the fuck up was most definitely felt all the way over here 😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂
@shikoku11152 жыл бұрын
7:11 funniest part of the video.
@w-josh2 жыл бұрын
If that includes 7:19 definitely
@ShiGuy1260 Жыл бұрын
I can't stop laughing, "I SAID GET.... IN THE F**KING BAG" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@chrisjackson1889 Жыл бұрын
0:01 You have inspired me, Lando Kalriz. Thank you 🙏✊🫡
@captainkirk72102 жыл бұрын
he is sussy af😂 enjoyed every minute!
@landokalriz2 жыл бұрын
😂thanks bro🙏🏼🙏🏼
@brasen767210 ай бұрын
enjoyed every npc
@Dorksolus2 жыл бұрын
“Where the Kentucky fried fuck is my refund?” Lmao
@GiltBoss083602 жыл бұрын
I love how for every one he has to film himself getting pens and paper pads thrown at him
@oceanicjelly2 жыл бұрын
these videos cheer me up a lot, keep them up
@landokalriz2 жыл бұрын
Thank you❤ glad to hear it
@rosettastone3712 жыл бұрын
Oh my god. This is way too accurate. All the fastfood and airline related stuff hits home for me holy crud
@theparadoxzone8717 күн бұрын
The ability to throw pens at himself is immaculate. Guy's humor is off the charts lmao. How have I not subscribed yet? Let me change that. 😅😂🤣
@trisrenaquino87942 жыл бұрын
The IRS one is something I'd love to do IRL
@landokalriz2 жыл бұрын
Right👀 probably my least favorite on the list
@dansmith1661 Жыл бұрын
"I am somehow not giving you enough of MY money and I get jail time, but you are withholding MY money while a private company is printing trillions each year and giving it out to foreigners."
@brennawinbourn1345 Жыл бұрын
Dont u mean irs instead of irl
@joliebokeh1958 Жыл бұрын
"I bought a couple packs of Sour Patch Kids and now my bank account is frozen" 😅
@demetdemirkolbeyenal66362 жыл бұрын
Dude is spitting straight facts
@SaturnEnvy Жыл бұрын
Always get recommended ur shorts on a bad day never fails to cheer me up Love Ur content
@dutchm6768 Жыл бұрын
0:58 is hilarious, had me dying so many times
@hacking_life Жыл бұрын
2:47 that catch tho it's kinda low-key clean
@maddog9465 Жыл бұрын
Dude I can't stop laughing when I watch these, they're so true and funny 🤣
@amarachukwupatrick65952 жыл бұрын
I saw the notification for your video and smiled.. thank you, this has been a fking stressful day
@omarfarooqkalson1505 Жыл бұрын
Why is he underrated. He deserves 100mil subs. He make 10x better content than Hollywood. And he knows how to confront someone better than any other KZbinr could ever
@JosePerez-ny2yd Жыл бұрын
“Fuck me sideways” 😂😂 0:29
@xVic112 жыл бұрын
legend has it that he's still throwing pens and papers
@Kvjesm29 ай бұрын
2:14 “have you tried writing this shit down” C O L D
@GokantheHusky Жыл бұрын
"We're gonna see if this footlong fits up your.. *Static*" The makes it so much better.
@yinyangyt8749 Жыл бұрын
If anyone actually had the balls to do this, that is dedication I can respect
@Akjjf6628 Жыл бұрын
Can we please appreciate this man tanking the onslaughts of pens thrown at his face?
@eshaankapur2976 Жыл бұрын
I can watch this on loop forever its a MASTERPIECE
@Rainbow-yy3th2 жыл бұрын
Employee working at a place seeing Lando walk in Employee: oh sweet mother of Neptune
@westmidlandstransport Жыл бұрын
Man, you're underrated! Great video, and it's funny and relatable as well 😂!
@sebstr98652 жыл бұрын
I watch this whenever i get bored and the ends though lmao😂
@CC61351 Жыл бұрын
I appreciate you making me laugh with your wits and clever comedy, bless your soul.
@thesaltybeard17939 ай бұрын
"Where do you get off sir?" "Usually in your bags" I'm ruined.
@SurrealSniper_2 жыл бұрын
When he said “fuck me sideways” had my dying 💀
@yayanow442 жыл бұрын
"- i feel this is more of a personal issue -it's about to be real personal with you and this belt you son of a b*tch" top tier genius writing 💀
@_V6662 жыл бұрын
2:42 the fact im eating mcdonalds right now.
@VIXedits_10 ай бұрын
"Fuck me sideways? Whatever will i do?" 😂
@LucidWhatsitMcalled2 жыл бұрын
I watched this man go from a very little amount of subs to nearly 500k 👏👏 I know for a fact you will get 1 mill one day
@landokalriz2 жыл бұрын
Glad to see you supportin me the whole way, Preciate you🙏🏼🙏🏼
@Ice_cube7117 Жыл бұрын
1 mil baby!🥳
@endersquiddyyoutube7999 Жыл бұрын
You must have broken at least two world records with the amount of bleeps in this video XD
@Chanelfordummys Жыл бұрын
The man is absolutely underrated😂😂
@KwonDaKing2 жыл бұрын
I fucking love your vids Lando ❤😂😂 favorite tiktoker/youtuber ever
@landokalriz2 жыл бұрын
😂Preciate you🙏🏼
@chrisgoris3794 Жыл бұрын
The first one is HANDS DOWN, the best confrontation, nothing tops it 😂
@talonclark45362 жыл бұрын
Fucking hilarious bro! Love you vids! No company is safe from the pen army 😂
@OPGAMER-xp9hw Жыл бұрын
He has more sarcasm than anyone I have ever seen
@patriotofficiel2 жыл бұрын
Most underatted youtuber. Bro deserves more subs than MrBeast himself. I love you papi
@ahlija Жыл бұрын
Every apple part is totally IT! And mcdo.. and taco bell.. and the teacher part.. man you’re a geenius 😂🤘
@NotSL0TH172 жыл бұрын
This man deserves all the subs in the world
@NickDrinksWater9 ай бұрын
The iphone cameras being the only thing they talk about is way too accurate
@armonilloyd18252 жыл бұрын
When he throws the pens 🤣🤣🤣
@landokalriz2 жыл бұрын
The signature move😂
@armonilloyd18252 жыл бұрын
@@landokalriz dude cracks me up every time !!! Write this shit down 🖊 omg thanks for the reply
@jackengele2144 Жыл бұрын
This guy needs to visit a princess auto in Canada. The one near me sells bulk pens by the pound lol
@seanstravelsandvlogs6233 Жыл бұрын
Didn't Canada adopt the Metric System in the early 1980s? So it would be "By the Kilogram."😁
@AzumiRM11 ай бұрын
I love it when you roast apple... I hate that company with a passion
@scorpions196511 ай бұрын
Android user?💀
@AzumiRM9 ай бұрын
@@scorpions1965 mobria senator user :)
@scorpions196511 ай бұрын
This dude is so underrated
@gammarayburst6752 жыл бұрын
Feeling like a sack of shit : Exists Talking to a therapist: 50% success rate Talking to a trusted friend/family: 70% success rate Watching a short video from Lando: *THE SUCCESS RATE IS TOO VAST TO QUANTIFY*
@laurenbrower39048 ай бұрын
Lando, thank you for inspiring me to stand up to greedy and cheap corporations, who abuse all of their customers!!!!😊
@omnigod7131Ай бұрын
"We're just gonna see if you can breathe underwater." 🤣
@dogsarethecutest2 жыл бұрын
I love your videos so much🙌. Your channel will grow like crazy for sure. So funny😂❤️❤️.
@landokalriz2 жыл бұрын
Thank you🙌🏼🙌🏼
@Warlord12-it6ud10 ай бұрын
The most aggressive KZbin shorts creator
@dionnefycf799 Жыл бұрын
I still think my favorite confrontation is the one with the irs😂😂😂
@doggopogger8001 Жыл бұрын
The best part of all of this is when he throw paper & pens and himself
@LegionOfBlues901 Жыл бұрын
4:34 If anyone has ever played Pokemon Sun & Moon or Ultra Sun & Ultra Moon, this part is EXTREMELY relatable.
@animatedhill61192 жыл бұрын
We will watch your career with great interest
@landokalriz2 жыл бұрын
😂much appreciated 🙏🏼🙏🏼
@TyDeSimone Жыл бұрын
The pens in every skit😂😂😂😂. Those got me going.
@gagegarton6844 Жыл бұрын
I love this guys videos. So different and creative than other KZbinrs
@MaxThun5052 жыл бұрын
3:48 BRO-💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@thebanditintheobj5337 Жыл бұрын
This is art
@That_Cube2 жыл бұрын
These were hilarious! xD
@landokalriz2 жыл бұрын
Why thank youu❤
@braeden3442 Жыл бұрын
"where in the kentucky fried f**k is my refund" got my dying on the floor
@bassguitarplayer092 жыл бұрын
I love this guy so much!
@robertrowley49297 ай бұрын
Wow! Bold enough to take on the IRS? Man has earned my eternal respect 🤝
@urulito2 жыл бұрын
This guy will never run out of pencils
@robforte-co3ny Жыл бұрын
Bro " Where in the Kentucky Fried F#ck Is my refund." had me dying
@MISTER-SINK2 жыл бұрын
These are hilarious but underrated and don't get enough attention
@neptuneyt5462 жыл бұрын
This video is more accurate than Kim Kardashian still trying to figure out why Kanye Divorced her.
@michaelargent6865 Жыл бұрын
the amount of pen's thrown is what amazes me. bros just got a couple thousand pen's lying around waiting to be thrown at any minute and at himself💀 and at 3:53 to 3:57 the here's a pen JK f**kyou killed me 💀
@loldude87832 жыл бұрын
Dude be very underrated!!!
@animeandanimaetedshowaddict2 жыл бұрын
My dude be a ⭐Legendary ⭐ no cap!
@bredsheeran28972 жыл бұрын
“We’re gonna see if this fitting can fit up your a-“ - world best sentence
@Dargin77YT7 Жыл бұрын
2:21 had me rolling
@gabrielcielolara7571 Жыл бұрын
These videos are actually him being a Karen and actually being right and I love these vids for that
@VidXPert-d6v8 ай бұрын
"Where in the Kentucky Fried F$%K" is now my favorite line because of lando kalriz and I ain't complaining
@HaroldTheGoose2 жыл бұрын
Can we appreciate the fact the hotel guy got flung back by the pens
@pdxmusl151015 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂 I had a teacher in high-school who was so old he wouldn't remember what he went over. He would teach chapter 6 or whatever. Then skip to chaper 9 forgetting that he didn't assign anything for 7 & 8. Then give us a test over chapter 12. He would grade on a curve so as to not raise suspicion that anything was wrong. And fudge people's grades. Your grade for that class was completely meaningless.
@Rabidrocketraptor9 ай бұрын
You should have a pen counter for every time you had pens thrown in your face
@The_MVP_MREdits2 жыл бұрын
Apple 0:00 Teacher 1:00 Hotel 1:40.5 I so sorry I can't find this😭 McDonald 2:35 Subway 3:09 Spirit airlines 3:51 Airplane food 4:41 Movie theater 5:33 IRS 6:30.5 I couldn't find a good point here sorry🥺🥺😭 This is all the clips 🖇️
@The_MVP_MREdits2 жыл бұрын
Suggesting can u do Arby or Dollar Tree I have idea for both Arby: Worker:Hello how can I f*ck I mean help you today. Person: that it right there grab a d*mn pen f*cker. First who actually come here and how are you still in business. Worker: I can't answer that. Person: hmmm I can't answer why you didn't pick up a f*cking pen. Next what in the meat because I know you an it using pork or beef so what in it. Worker: Barf spit a pinch of sadness and your mom. Person: You know what. Worker what? Person: Do you like working here. worker: No why. Person: oh good so when human meat in the food someone was mad that the work f*ck to hard Dollar tree Person: you busy. Worker: huh no why Person: as expected sit down and grab a f*cking pen. I see that it called dollar tree. Worker: yea why. Person: so why the f*ck does everything cost more than one e dollar and higher than your pay rate. Worker: because we love f*cking you. Person: of course so why do you guy gave the randomness f*cking thing at the store who come to dollar tree saying ahh I going tot get a f*ckjng horse saddle. Worker: what. Person: e f*cking xcly lastly why do the worker don't never f*cking show up at work. Worker: easy peasy they don't pay us for effort I caring about this whole thing you talking about. Person: get I my car worker: huhh. person: I said get in the mother f*cking car. End you can edit it all you want or need Like if this is a good idea
@abuzaynab93632 жыл бұрын
Damn he really loves to throw things on himself
@landokalriz2 жыл бұрын
It’s good for wrinkles 😉
@Y0urAverag3J032 жыл бұрын
@@landokalriz AYOOOOO
@Bighatman Жыл бұрын
@@landokalriz fr
@TheNoobRS3M Жыл бұрын
"where in the kentucky fried f*ck" had me gasping for air, this man really deserves 10M subs, so underrated
@linda-0587 Жыл бұрын
Lando taking on the IRS…? Welp, you got the Joker beat 😁🤣
@icedriver2207 Жыл бұрын
The IRS one is my pet peeve. What we really need is a flat tax. Everyone pays the same percentage of their income. No deductions and no exemptions for any reason. Guess what and when you're old enough to retire you should get it all with no taxes.