Polyglot Takes DNA Test (SHOCKING RESULTS)

[@vasilijtrajkovski6648]

I am confused as to why most people on youtube are commenting about the most random things, while barely anyone is talking about what's actually going on. I mean, he JUST found out that he's adopted, and learned that most of his life was a lie, and it's not his fault for not knowing that. This makes him exposed to potential mental illnesses and disorders, that can negatively impact his life. I don't know what it's like, but DNA tests can be very traumatising, no matter the accuracy. But, it's the truth, which you can never hide from. Best of luck, and stay safe.

[@Canaanenee]

I mean he gotta accept such thing 🤡🤠 Not a thing to be ashamed of, like the rest of white Americans, and what's even funnier that some white racist Americans want arab, asian, black decent to go back to aisa, middle east and africa , and they don't know they belong to europe, just si funny and double-standard oriented 😭🤷🏻‍♂️

[@speedy4410]

lol

[@Karansharma69420]

Bro what

[@Kaz-sg1ih]

chad

[@etruscanetwork]

Based

[@rookie5026]

Imagine if 50% of his heritage comes from Esperanto speaking family members

[@Poiuuiopl_pol]

​@Giovanimoretzo i would too

[@n_9_70]

that is a fate i wouldnt wish even on my worst enemy

[@KostyaT]

maybe he's related to Zamenhof through that 1.7% ;)

[@paulochon7692]

No they spoke AASL and Toki Pona

[@zeeveestudios]

So 50% of his ancestry doesn’t even exist?

[@cloroxbleach7554]

It's not easy being French. My sympathy goes to the people who have been diagnosed as French. It automatically puts your life at hardcore difficulty

[@sacha_msky]

Not funny

[@peterlad]

@@sacha_mskyfunny

[@xXxSkyViperxXx]

yes because french is the big geh

[@sacha_msky]

@@xXxSkyViperxXx cry more about our superioty

[@sacha_msky]

@@peterlad when a joke is done x times its not funny anymore, u like it because it criticizing france make u feel less jealous towards france. But you shouldnt be jealous at all, let me be happy about my country.

[@TXTsOneAndOnly]

i'm gonna be honest, at first i thought he was one of those serious multilingual guys. this is even better 😭

[@SageArdor]

kpop profile pic. I respect your shamelessness. also welcome. basically all of Language Simp's content is like this.

[@sarasarita8855]

⁠​⁠@@SageArdorI have shamelessness too

[@TXTsOneAndOnly]

@@SageArdor stan txt

[@SageArdor]

@@TXTsOneAndOnly I'm more of a KARD stan personally

[@TXTsOneAndOnly]

@@SageArdor bro you yourself stan a kpop group, then why the hell are you trying to shame me for having yeonjun as my pfp

[@astroo1991]

Interestingly, as a part French he apologized to Moroccans and Algerians. As a part Italian he apologized to Lybians. But as a part German he didn't apologize to anybody...

[@k.n.6057]

LOOOOOOL

[@fatimasaksouk]

Actually Italy apologized to Libya

[@ilyas_claymore]

💀

[@KingshukMonsur]

What Germans have to apologize for?

[@astroo1991]

@@KingshukMonsur WDYT?

[@Yudentheepicboy]

The face you use in your thumbnail should win an award for being the most entertaining, while still click-baity thing in the history of KZbin. It really just emphasizes how accomplished you are as a language learner, as well as a content creator.

[@whitneysmiltank]

it's the absolute best

[@Yudentheepicboy]

@@whitneysmiltank tru

[@Pero-zl4jp]

Funny I didn’t even notice the clickbait I just see he uploaded and watches lmao

[@urbanarchitect74]

@@YudentheepicboyI just checked the thumbnail 💀💀💀

[@jaif7327]

@@Pero-zl4jpit’s not clickbait lol it’s supposed to be a parody

[@zapmayor4867]

My dearest condolences to everyone who have to face such tragic discovery. Hope you learn to deal with being french

[@Madwonk]

My ancestors are Germans traced back to Alcase-Lorraine (specifically Strasbourg area) which is extremely mindfuck when I learned that it's today part of France, fucking baguette eating colonizers took my land after my ancestors left to America tl;dr I can technically say I'm french but only out of spite

[@Odah_]

Such a shame having a huge cultural background like that... In such a historic and touristic country that everyone wants to visit...

[@EarlofBusterbrook]

exactly, I'd be sad too if I found out I was French

[@zapmayor4867]

@@Odah_ most of them just wanna go to paris (they don't know any other city in france) for mostly no other reason than it being paris

[@cici.ngxenge]

​@@zapmayor4867true 😂😂 and it's the fact that other cities in France are much more beautiful and interesting.

[@Thunderglue]

As a German from Northrhine Westphalia, I have to say I am very proud of what you have become. -Dad

[@parttimegorilla]

As someone from NRW: Mein Beileid 💐

[@josiek7589]

literally like 75% of white americans are predominantly ethnically NRW german lmao

[@cyannanima2505]

Als eine (leider) Person von nrw, Vater komm nach Hause wir haben Milch!

[@redditfeed2024]

mine was the same as his but it was like 86% and the rest was Polish

[@Thunderglue]

@@cyannanima2505 leider 💀

[@zeroeffortbasically]

I'm from Russia and I took a test to find out I'm 100% East Slavic (Ukrainians, Russians, Belarussians and Rusins). I was laughing so much. I thought it is not possible to be that monoethnical UPD: It's even worse. They (test company) have differentiations in East Slavic ethnics, so I'm 100% Russian, not even a pile of Ukrainian or Belarussian

[@zeroeffortbasically]

At least I'm not french

[@ellevasc]

gosh not even sth like poland or czechia to mix it up 😭

[@Gaibreel]

I was told I was 100 percent ukranian but nah I'm 57 percent ukranian/Russian 😂 I'm not mad.

[@zeroeffortbasically]

@@ellevasc I know Czech, that makes things better

[@zeroeffortbasically]

@@Gaibreel I'm legit 75% Russian, 25% Rusin. And I have historical records about that, but still (:

[@songjihoooo]

I've not taken a DNA test yet, but sometime in the future I definitely want to do it. If it turns out I'm not at least 65% hungarian I'll be seriously mad.

[@whatdoiputhere224]

Toffee same here except for me it's any spanish speaking country's blood because my parents always told me that I'm puerto rican

[@williambranch4283]

Jumping out of the frying pan into the goulash? Paprika me if you agree ;-))

[@lucianomezzetta4332]

ask for a refund.

[@MisterPyOne]

I miss my Hungarian gf

[@xtremeyoylecake]

Me if I find out I’m not at least 40% Portuguese bc that would mean I’m adopted (Even 40% is being generous)

[@evskara]

This was so heartbreaking to watch 💔 I remember the day I found out I was European. Someone pointed at where we were on the globe and I broke down in tears. My heart goes out to you.

[@retinazer9779]

You should know if you are European lol

[@RaffleRaffle]

​​@@retinazer9779west Asians and north Africans have entered the chat:

[@retinazer9779]

@@RaffleRaffle still

[@RaffleRaffle]

@@retinazer9779 white skin literally evolved in west Asia. It spread with the rise of agriculture in the middle east, so when agriculture spread to Europe, so did white skin

[@RaffleRaffle]

@@yeetman843 Iranians are literally white. Same with north Africans. Infact Iranians are the Aryans Hitler was obsessed about. He was friends with the king of Persia, or caliphate or whatever it was at the time, and Hitler convinced him to changed Persia to Iran, as Iran was the original name, which means land of the Aryans

[@Liam-hy8kz]

My name is literally Liam O'Brien so I took the ancestry test expecting to be 90% Irish. Turns out I'm only 4% Irish and I'm still mad about it

[@MultiSpeedMetal]

I should only be about half but 23 and me says I'm 93%. There’s problems with their methodology or something.

[@anabeatr1x]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[@robertjenkins6132]

Do you see Conan O'Brien at your family gatherings?

[@r4f213]

Take another test on another site to confirm this, or take one from your parents or grandparents.

[@GenericUsername1388]

I'm more Irish than you and I'm Portuguese 😂 *I mean spicy Spanish *

[@dhu1919]

I'm guessing if his mom claims he has 90% Lithuanian ancestry, it could be Baltic German / Prussian. People forget there were a lot of Germans in Eastern Europe prior to WWII.

[@otpezdal]

Wow, that's really interesting to hear! Wonder why they all migrated west thought

[@valeok8357]

@@otpezdalThey were deported to Germany after WWII

[@renanvinicius6036]

I was about to say the same thing, I'm glad someone took the time to explain it haha

[@GuilhermeSantos-rv1nw]

True and that's one of the reasons for WWI

[@tuluppampam]

​@@valeok8357most of them fled on their own, while the remaining probably did not have a fun time

[@Daniel-hj6ri]

Thumbnail : " I'M 28.2 % JAPANESE !! " DNA test : " Imma end this man whole career 🗿"

[@Finity_twenty_ten]

If he was that Japanese, he would have Asian eyes.

[@zihaammahamud]

​@@Finity_twenty_tenNot exactly, some people could have a certain percentage of an ethnicity from their parents or family members before them, but not have/visible features from that ethnicity

[@Lioish]

Your Arabic is getting smoother brother. I expected you to be at least 30% Levantine and 40% balkan though, shocked.

[@noahtylerpritchett2682]

Tbh because of his Arabic skills I thought he was Syrian. White + Arabic equals Syrian. Ever seen Syrians? Syrians are white as hell you'd think they'd be French and German crusaders.

[@seal7513]

@@noahtylerpritchett2682 ??? Only thing Syrians and NW europeans have in common in terms of deep ancestry Neolithic Anatolian Farmer, some Caucasus hunter gatherer. It's part of the West Eurasian core. And your "race"/breed is not skin-deep lol it's basically your ancient ancestral mix. For NW europeans, it's a combination of NAF, Yamanaya (EHG and CHG hybrid), and Western European Hunter Gatherer. And there's a continuum in the European fabric of modern ancestries. Syrians are not dupes for French or Germans and vice versa. Syrians and Europeans are cousins (South Italians are brothers to Levantines). Levantines and Europeans are cousins as well. Caucaus people and Europeans are cousins.

[@noahtylerpritchett2682]

@@seal7513 i never said skin was race anyway as I didn't use the word race. Though I don't think you were accusing me of saying I was insinuating.

[@noahtylerpritchett2682]

@@seal7513 anyway Levantines and southern Europeans look indistinguishable to me. But that could be my ignorance rather than reality, same with Turkiye. But I can definitely differentiate them from Arabia, Mesopotamia and north Africa.

[@seal7513]

@@noahtylerpritchett2682 You should check out the G25 PCA. It's not 100% accurate and if you really want to nerd-out you have to spend a lot of time learning stuff like admixtools. you can drop money on a service like IllustrativeDNA if you can get your 23&me or Ancestry dna file. There's just a lot of confusion out there, and we're pretty close to figuring out the main beats of this stuff. I really like it, because we can pull back the curtain on modern and past ancestries. It all boils down to main ancient ancestral groups. You can see how your people got forged from the mixing of these groups, even if tracing it can get very convoluted. If you want to see what your Early European Farmer ancestors mostly looked like, check out native Sardinians (maybe check out a walking video in a Sardinian city). Sardinians have the closest genetic profile to them. If people are going to move on in the future, all of our baggage with each other has to get resolved. Everyone needs their own territory/nations, the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows. And we're different from each other as well. Everyone's gene pool got carved by the forces of history, and that's ok.

[@Titanium_gamesss]

This is officially the best thumbnail of all time

[@beans00001]

One of the thumbnails of all time

[@retinazer9779]

Also the most clickbait

[@reverendnon5959]

Симп, тебе назначена встреча с Дорой завтра в центре Питера, даже не думай не появиться!

[@Da...]

1:30 в клубе на Думской улице

[@TransistorLSD]

​@@Da...Doomская улица

[@otpezdal]

​@@TransistorLSD ♂️ coom ♂️ ская улица

[@ethernalclassic3076]

​@@serj2063это дура

[@VasiliyOgniov]

​@@serj2063наоборот зумерская. У неё несколько лет назад был хит с припевом "Потому что Дора - дура/ Супер дура, Дора - дура", к которой, собственно, Симп и отсылал. Довольно популярна среди молодёжи, кстати. Милкис даже делал ограниченную серию бутылок с ней на обёртке (видел пару раз в магазине). Но я не шарю и слышал только "Дору - дуру", так что больше рассказать не могу, но это, как говорят у нас в деревне, the jist of it

[@ChrisisBowser]

My brother in christ I'm from many, many generations of Norwegians who never left their village and even I didn't get 100% European. You're truly the Europeanest of them all.

[@noaoah3662]

As someone that lives in the US with my father from Hamburg and the rest of my German family there, calling Hamburg a "discount Chicago" is both funny and devastating

[@iloveoreos49410]

As someone who is north african , iberian , italian and middle eastern or just "moroccan" I'd gladly accept your apology for what you've done to us. And thanks for learning our language that "astaghfirulah I'm french and german" was hella funny man 😂

[@L0KUST1]

Crazy how similar our results are, my ancestors are from the same region of Germany. Can’t believe I’m the distant cousin of such a gigachad.

[@keagaming9837]

My ancestors were also from North Rhine-Westphalia! Well, at least that's what my genetics say. I guess it's not surprising, part of my family is from the outskirts of the German belt of the United States.

[@MisterPyOne]

I have an ancestor from NRW and I live here.

[@NeoYas]

You are cyclope, 100% saklavi

[@СтепанШульга-у8д]

Что-то живёшь, двигаешься, думаешь, что в тебе намешано столько культур, что нужно выучить сотню языков, чтобы обо всех о них рассказать. А потом оказывается, что ты просто белый. Но есть и плюсы. Ты можешь украсть любую культуру и увезти в свой музей, чтобы показывать её её же хозяевам.

[@sakesaurus]

Ну, он приблизительно это и делает в своем канале, не так ли

[@marcusaurelius4941]

осуждаем анти-белый хейт

[@Columbinac]

I think he's just memeing I don't think he's trying to exploit any culture imo.

[@ph_ulcrum634]

лол

[@deneristv9051]

​@@marcusaurelius4941 а где тут хейт?

[@sarasarita8855]

Im actually surprised that you’re 100% european, mostly from the north. As a Moroccan I thought it was only the Mediterranean genes that made us that hairy (no shade)

[@marcusaurelius4941]

Northern (and Northwestern) Europeans are literally second place in the world in hairyness, just below Meds and Middle Easterners

[@sarasarita8855]

@@marcusaurelius4941 quite surprising and interesting actually. I thought South Asia would be third in the rank

[@atomic4650]

I'm French, Spanish and Moroccan (so heavily Mediterranean ) and that only hairy part of my body are my legs lol.

[@sarasarita8855]

@@atomic4650 gah damn how is it possible you have the 3 ultimate hairy combos. I’m a woman and I’m *far* more hairy than that

[@emsa7esm203]

@@marcusaurelius4941 Lol I didn't know that. Maybe blonde hair makes it seem less apparent or a culture that emphasizes shaving that causes the assumption that they aren't hairy?

[@elitettelbach4247]

Thank you for sharing your trauma with us. I know how difficult that must have been for you to discover 😔 But also as someone who has been doing LuoDingo Yiddish, it’s actually quite fun. There’s a whole separate section that teaches you the (mostly Hebrew) alphabet.

[@Finity_twenty_ten]

So does literally every language course that does not use the Latin alphabet.

[@Finity_twenty_ten]

Like Japanese, Chinese, Hebrew, Russian, Ukrainian, Korean, Arabic, Greek, and Hindi.

[@drravenworks4506]

Ancestory tests really shows how racist americans are to europeans. I have never seen an american be glad to be european. I once saw a video of a bunch of latin-americans that took ancestory tests and one of them said 'oh, I see some names I do not like'. It is probably because americans see us as colonisers, Even though Arabs, Africans, Asians and african arabs from Asia have all comitted colonization. The only ones who have not committed colonization are aboriginals, but slavery was not foreign to some of them either. For example, the Aztecs. Remember that Europeans are not more evil nor have done more evil things than anyone else. People who say otherwise are the true hotdog eating, uncultured, inproperly educated, red, white and blue with stars, obnoxious American patriots.

[@asdfoifhvjbkaos]

"racist?" lmao

[@KessaWitdaFro]

You know the parody is on point when it's *actually* indistinguishable from *actual* *european-americans* reading their 23&me reports 😂

[@Nationalisteren1453]

dad:youre adopted language simp: خقخصوثمبوصنشحسكقوبمضمصنبمصكضجسبوبوصشكشحبنثنبوقلننفتسلنقنهءزصثز

[@theanimemaam]

Why does his own mother not know his legal birth name lmao 😂😂 who's Joshua?

[@georgewang2947]

@@titojuani20 nah his legal name is Language Simp

[@theanimemaam]

@@georgewang2947 yea

[@pizza8725]

​​@@georgewang2947and that(joshua) is his ilegal name

[@raviolithebest8644]

It’s just a nickname

[@georgewang2947]

@@raviolithebest8644 0:04

[@Michael-yr5oq]

I have done three of those tests, 23andme, myancestry and myheritage. And none agree with each other at all. Not just in percentages, they often don't even agree where my ancestors come from.

[@carson3448]

check this out someone took 10 DNA test and compare them (timestamp on German weight with diff companies) kzbin.info/www/bejne/iGXNi6mcl6qgkNEsi=IfW22JY8HXezziiM&t=1208

[@ASAPVida]

how many language keyboards do YOU have in your phone’s wallet of keyboards? 🤨 *wealthy polyglot rizz

[@lebed-lev]

Интересно смотреть твои ролики. То, как ты раскрываешь особенности разных языков и смешиваешь их в разных ситуациях затягивает🤔

[@werlz62816]

I'm more Slavic than you, Russian guy Me as a Russian guy, who 2% Greek:🫣

[@bigirononhiship-cavaaenfer3560]

I'm Greek with 5% Russian, truly the most Orthodox of Brothers

[@renanvinicius6036]

I'm a fragmented Brazilian, actually I can ask for citizenship of over 20 countries

[@Vasily_dont_be_silly]

@@bigirononhiship-cavaaenfer3560 If you insert a little bit of Georgian or Armenian in there, it would be an Ultra Orthodox Combo

[@KateeAngel]

@@bigirononhiship-cavaaenfer3560 religion is cringe. Not all Russians are Orthodox

[@Marvelhint]

​@@Vasily_dont_be_sillythat's true😂

[@bigscarysteve]

I'm an American (or a United Stateser, as all the Hispanics keep telling me I should call myself). My ancestors have all been in America for a very long time--like since before the Revolution. They all arrived here in the 1600's & 1700's. Several branches of my family have been obsessed with genealogy for a century now, so I have a pretty good idea of my genetic makeup without having to take a DNA test. However, since my family has been here so long, the different ethnicities in my makeup are really intertwined. When people ask me what I am, they seem to want some precise breakdown. I had no idea what that would have been because of all the intertwining. Not too long ago, I actually tried to figure it out. I decided not to go back any more than six generations. The reason for this is that you only get a genetic inheritance from 120 ancestors in each generation. Six generations back, you have 64 ancestors, so you're getting something from each of them. Seven generations back, you have 128 ancestors, so there are eight of them you're getting nothing from. If you count all of them, that would give you a one-sixteenth false positive. Eight generations back, you have 256 ancestors. You're only getting a genetic inheritance from less than half of them, so going that far back is useless--assuming you can trace your family that far back anyway, which most people can't. As it turns out, the different ethnic groups in my family didn't really start mixing with each other until right after the Civil War, so I only really needed to go back five generations, not six. I calculated that I am 9/16 German, 5/16 English, 3/32 Scottish, and 1/32 Irish. There may be a drop or two of French, Dutch, or Welsh blood in there, but that was far enough back that there's no guarantee that I got any genetic inheritance from those ancestors at all. Have you ever heard anyone claim such an odd breakdown of fractions before?

[@Vict0r1984]

You know your ancestry way better than a lot of us who took a DNA test, especially if we are from less surveyed regions like the Balkans. In my case I'm from Romania and all my ancestors are from Romania, although I do not know anything beyond 4 generations and I'm only 29. (even some of my 4th generation ancestors, eg great-grandparents, are missing/unknown, and after 2 world wars and changes of several Romanian and previously Austro-Hungarian administrations, census data is non-existent...) That said, tbe test told me I'm only about 60 to 65 percent Romanian, with about 30% Russian/Ukrainian mixed in, some 4% German and then 2% or less Greek and North Indian, which might both be flukes given how low the percentages are, although they might also not, as it would make sense with the demographic background of Romania. Anyway, my point is that I have no idea who my non-Romanian ancestors were, and knowing your family tree the way you do gives you a much more complete picture than a DNA test ever could... (and your fractional breakdown is very easy to understand if you're half decent with maths 😊)

[@angelikaskoroszyn8495]

Honestly from European perspective it makes no sense. Ethnicity is more about culture, language, religion and personal identity rather than genetics. Otherwise there wouldn't be a nationalist politician in my beautiful country of Poland who carries a German sounding surname. Like this guy is a real deal, he's very concerned about how Polish Poland should be. He definitely has German ancestry tho Anyway recently I found out that I might have some Czech ancestry which could help me running away if my country turned too much to the right. I think this is the only good reason for caring about genes - free citizenship!

[@fuel-pcbox]

@@angelikaskoroszyn8495 I mean, both countries are part of the European Union, so it doesn't matter anyway, you can just move there no problem lol.

[@angelikaskoroszyn8495]

@MelodyGoad If not for the disastrous Brexit, covid and war in Ukraine I don't know where would we be today. Our politicians definitely want to make Poland the trouble child of Europe. Whether it's because they don't want to accept that gay people exist or because they like playing around with constitution and freedom of press. I can cross the border as long as we're a part of EU but Brexit has proven it's actually easier to quit the Union than enter it. You don't need to reach certain economic and development goals in order to be allowed to leave When they close borders it's usually too late Anyway, aside from my doomerism I am pretty sure we'll get someone less authoritarian in the next elections. I don't think neo-liberals can fix anything but No Change is better than Good Change

[@Triggerma]

he did such a message but hes just white lol

[@Sohaib_Mamash]

As Libyan, I very laugh about what you said to us, I love your videos so much!❤

[@raosaudahmedk8895]

Bro, the Assalamualaikum, Astagfirullah, Alhamdulillah, MashAllah and salaam were perfect❤

[@seekthuth2817]

My heart stopped when I found out the most attractive man on the planet might've been French. Such a relief to know you aren't.

[@axo_lolt4083]

He has a bit of French blood

[@Pokéfan1388]

​@axo_lolt4083 Nah he is definitely German descent. Just because it says French and German doesn't mean he has any French dna.

[@MiScusi69]

Now that he's 1.8% Italian he needs to study Latin

[@Gaibreel]

Does he know italian too?

[@rodriguezsooo2754]

As a native Esperanto speaker, I'm absolutely disgusted with the results

[@grebo8382]

I took a dna test and turns out I'm 100% nordic. Pure and proud

[@memesbymemeguyman]

im 69% scandinavian

[@Chuugokujin]

I’m 101% chinese

[@KateeAngel]

only lab mice are genetically pure

[@MrBuTaforos]

Skyrim belongs to the Nords!

[@calliacovers]

PuRe aNd pRoUd

[@rickloi]

OMG, you're really cool👍 Уровень русского на высоте, а наши ругательства и шутки из Рунета - огонь 🔥🔥 (As a native Russian speaker I really appreciated it) From Russia 🇷🇺🤝

[@djgulston]

When I translated your comment, it translated the Russian flag to a British flag. 😂

[@rickloi]

@@djgulston I also often experience this, but in my case the flag becomes Russian LOL))

[@djgulston]

@@rickloi 🤣🤣

[@I_am_mentally_unstable]

We need to take his dna back from the lab and use it against Duolingo (0:39)

[@CreatorProductionsOriginal]

“I’m drowning in testosterone on the daily” how does something sound so masculine and gay at the same time

[@francoisdaureville323]

You know those two concepts are not mutually exclusive right?? Theres lots of gay men that are traditionally masculine most of us are not a gay stereotype 😑😑

[@kennydoan2790]

I also did a 23andMe DNA test and my results were 99.9% Vietnamese and 0.9% Northern Indian and Pakistani.

[@MinhHien091]

Wow 😮

[@williambranch4283]

Indian merchants and sadhus making the rounds ;-)

[@Skeliana]

I did an Ancestry test and my results were 98% Cambodian and 2% Bengal and Pakistani too lol!

[@williambranch4283]

@@Skeliana Be proud. India brought religion to SE Asia.

[@KingshukMonsur]

@@Skelianahelllo fellow Bengali

[@Sama-v8u]

Didn’t expect to see a video about a man who find out he’s a coloniser

[@pabloalvez915]

Im from Uruguay, South America and my ancestry is 98% European (mostly Spanish and French), with a small dash of Charrua (Indigenous). And I'm absolutely proud of that. Why shouldn't I?

[@Cruxandrinescu]

hey language simp, as a balkan I love your content, always makes my day a little better, keep at it, you're hilarious, lots of love

[@Yorecore]

That Assalamu Alaikom and Astaghfirullah were on point 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 AND as an Algerian you are not forgiven 😌

[@pauvermelho]

So you are not forgiven for barbary piracy as well

[@user62490]

تحيا الجزائر و الدول الإسلامية

[@Paqcar]

@@user62490Yes ❤️

[@M-Rayan]

​@@user62490including morroco?

[@marcusaurelius4941]

you too

[@shateq]

It would be funny if it was just about 100% american, imagine his reaction

[@zeroeffortbasically]

Dude... you know who is 100% American?))?

[@Харьков-я8о]

​@@zeroeffortbasicallynative americans: 💀💀💀

[@zeroeffortbasically]

@@Харьков-я8о man, that's what I meant

[@koalawarrior604]

I think his heart might have actually stopped beating

[@sid-alitelab8958]

even they cannot be 100% american@@zeroeffortbasically

[@benbenben823]

Fun fact: a lot of Americans are actually Germans that moved to there and most of the people that moved there are from Hambürg

[@Chuugokujin]

No wonder why hamburgers is the national dish

[@Footballer101-utube]

His name is officially Joshua! Proof in 5:12 , not Language Simp

[@pablokaufervinent8012]

I did not know you were European, I thought you came from Gigachaland and Alpha Malian parents. Perhaps with a dash of Ancient Albanian Sign people since you are a natural in that language.

[@zagnova]

i love how much he freaked out when he realized he was more than half part french

[@ilyas_claymore]

as a Moroccan, I accept your apology dear comrade

[@palestinalibre7]

haa

[@renanvinicius6036]

But he is totally German hahaha

[@joundii3100]

Salam my fellow countrymen, long live Morocco !

[@ilyas_claymore]

​@@renanvinicius6036so?

[@renanvinicius6036]

@@ilyas_claymore he is not french, he doesn't need to apologize or you accept his apologies

[@tverdyznaqs]

0:23 you know what I'm not entirely convinced he got guns like that just from learning languages. Like how's that even possible?

[@dlwlrmagic]

this channel is GOLD

[@y6epdpo4ep89]

Я так и знал что ты русский! Ты буквально выглядишь как среднестатистический житель Питербурга, и немного как Райан Гослинг)

[@ALBERTALIMOVICH]

ведь он брат гослинга

[@Jiu_zule]

Русские определенно красивее британцев и немцев. По моему опыту это так, Славяне просто очень отличаются от западных европейцев

[@clad95150]

2:30 : THIS IS NOT FRENCH ! It's québécois ! Apologize to your french genes ! Mixing baguette's language with poutine's language is heresy !

[@st_pointeau3752]

Its french bro im french its just a dialect like all the southern part of france

[@RastaFudge]

@@st_pointeau3752it’s a joke

[@Cheesycoss]

I DID NOT EXPECT HIM TO SAY HE WAS ADOPTED

[@Skeliana]

This is the first video of you Ive watched and I love it!! Your humor is genius and I cant wait to see more of your content bro :D

[@JoséLinharesBernardo-c9o]

2:10, When I discovered that the Mozart lineage ended in 1919.

[@kai-cheesecatt]

This is an amazing video, I really need to do one of these tests too one day (mostly to make sure im not french)

[@tommazza4330]

As a sammarinese I'm surprised you are 1,8% from Molise, Italy 😂. I think Molise is the most unknown region in Italy, there is also a meme in Italy which is "Molisnt", to say that Molise doesn't exist 👀

[@ataraxia7439]

Pulling up the wikipidea page for immigration to the US lmao

[@jarija8944]

Damn, how can you deceive us like that? I thought your legal birth name was language simp but it’s Joshua?!

[@scabbersss]

I from Malaysia and i love your video so much its inspiring im currently can speak 5🇲🇾🇮🇩🇬🇧🇪🇸🇸🇦 language as a 14 years old (im not fluent in Arabic though even tho i learned it since i was 6 )

[@rockymountains2100]

Consider also trying Ancestry's test and you're likely to find small but curious differences from 23andMe in the results. It showed me I have over 2,500 "4th cousins or closer" and 47,000 distant DNA matches in their records. If you have your parent's birth data, the site's AI has the potential to help you easily build a family tree, pulling in research that other people have already done. I'm glad I tried both.

[@EnverWasHere]

You think YOUR life is hard? I took a DNA test as a Turk... it came back.... 80% Greek... ...

[@johnmalik2631]

I´m Syrian and i got majority anatolian and even central asian DNA. I just found out I´m an arabized turk😔

[@KateeAngel]

I am Russian and I believe that you are more Slavic than me, first cause I have 1/4 unknown ancestry, probably from Caucasus or Romani people, second, Russians actually have a significant Finno-Ugric ancestry from the time when there were still only tribes going around. It is so ancient it can't be even separated on DNA tests

[@dvv18]

Bullshit. I'm as Russian as it gets, and I only have trace amounts of Finnic DNA - about as much as Elizabeth Warren has Native American genes. Most of my DNA is Slavic stuff from Poland to Central Russia and the Oka basin. Hint: look up "Vyatichi"

[@KateeAngel]

@@supermind65536 да все я в курсе! Просто надоели рассуждения о "славянском происхождении", когда славянская группа - языковая, а не генетическая. Причем тут "набеги" тоже непонятно, финно-угры были коренным населением центральной России, это славяне туда позже пришли. И генетическое сходство еще не причина считать, что происхождение от племен других языковых групп отсутствует, ибо к тому времени западные финно-угорские племена генетически не особо отличались от местных индоевропейцев в том числе славян.

[@ip5676]

Killed me when he failed the Luodingo test and burst out an "ain" in anger.

[@myless789]

5:24 if I cussed at my mom a bullet would be coming through my window with a notification on my phone saying my mom just agreed end to a very very very very late abortion

[@danalowry500]

A few years ago, I found out that I'm actually Irish. It's amazing that my dad never knew this...he believed what he was told as a child. This may be the only matter that he never vetted to death. It's all pretty cool...and I have to go because I'm late for my Language Learner's Anonymous meeting. 🙏🦕

[@bigscarysteve]

Did you think you were something other than Irish, or were you totally clueless as to what you are?

[@BlankRami]

What did you guys think you were?

[@danalowry500]

@@BlankRami Scottish...geographical difference is very small, indigenous mentality is downright huge.

[@MW_Asura]

If you have to "find out" that you're Irish then that just means you're not to begin with lol

[@bigscarysteve]

@@MW_Asura Yours is a very European attitude. If you ever come to America, don't brandish that attitude in a condescending way--or you'll be likely to get your ass beat. In America, because we're a nation of immigrants, we view ourselves as whatever genetic makeup we have. I know, you'll say, "But you're all just Americans." Sorry, things don't work that way here. Earlier generations often didn't maintain a knowledge of their family history because they were simply trying to survive. Thus, many Americans don't know who their ancestors are or where they came from--or they've got an inaccurate story. It's important to us to find out the truth and to get our stories straightened out.

[@jma0645]

6:08 in Italy we say that molise does not exist has a joke So... Congratulations you are 1.8% from the Italian backrooms

[@Buuhuu19]

Italian backrooms 😂That sent me LOL

[@DerFilc]

It's the same in Germany with the city Bielefeld but in the past the meme was much bigger. Makes me wonder how many other countries have this kinda joke. EDIT: And Bielefeld is in North Rhine-Westphalia so Language Simp is double backroomed omg.

[@j.l.6511]

@@DerFilc we also have that in Brazil, for the entire state of Acre

[@tommazza4330]

Cercavo un commento di questo genere, grande 😂

[@Buuhuu19]

@@DerFilc Das war auch direkt mein erster Gedanke. 🤣

[@dfassafdfdsafdsa]

I checked my ancestry test, maybe expecting a little bit from different places, 94% irish LMAO

[@sindrigujonsson6278]

I am from Iceland, and I am here to confirm what was said in the video somewhere around the 4:30 mark... it is true that we are all giga-chads and we snort hot-spring saunawater but the Language Simp is just joking about the fiaries thing.

[@pinhas-y5s]

העובדה שאתה לא יודע לקרוא יידיש מוכיחה שאף פעם לא למדתה עברית, אז אתה לא מבין מה אני כותב עכשיו אלה אם כן הלכתה ל-גוגל תרגום. ערבית זו לא השפה היחידה פה במזרח התיכון יש פה עוד שפות נפוצות וגם פחות נפוצות. כגון: עברית, יידיש, ארמית, אמהרית, רוסית, ועוד.

[@OrlyYahalom]

חחח הוא לא טען שהוא למד עברית. אם התכוונת לאמירה שהוא למד 50 שפות, ואטרקטיבי וכו' - זה הומור (וקצת עקיצה לאנשים ביוטיוב שטוענים שהם דוברים מספר פסיכי של שפות)

[@sweatydog]

4:25 as an Icelander, I can confirm this is true

[@Fubazur]

Oh, hi. Love your country ❤️

[@sweatydog]

@@Fubazur thank you

[@lldo01482]

I love you country too, that i literally have your flag in my name, even though i'm not icelander, but i hope i can travel there. ❤🇮🇸

[@sweatydog]

@@lldo01482 it’s nice but expensive for tourists

[@paulius2019]

As a Lithuanian living in Lithuania, I would have nothing against you getting granted Lithuanian citizenship. Also it's a shame that your mother lied about your heritage.

[@NorthSea_1981]

LOL….comedic gold 🤣 I love how he basically takes the piss out of these stupid DNA tests

[@zizo-lmao]

i'm brazilian, if i took that test i wouldn't be surprised if i had ancestors even from antartica

[@zizo-lmao]

@@Robespierre-lI i wouldn't doubt

[@Fionny]

as someone who’s basically 100% irish think urself lucky that u have at least a bit of spice in your dna

[@slifer0081]

2:58 ironically a very american thing to say

[@chazzasimmonite]

Always love another Language Simp video. Also, when will you learn Thai?

[@aviator2117]

Haha thai? I’m sorry my friend but that’s not a real language. They speak northwestern Esperanto in Thailand.

[@chazzasimmonite]

@@aviator2117 😂😂😂 thank you for the correction bro. 😂

[@nathanbeaulieu1257]

I took a DNA test (I’m Canadian) but my DNA says I’m 55% french 40% German and 5% east European… I wonder how all of this happended

[@iceblade17cj]

the olive hut part made me laugh so hard

[@akrimos006]

There were a ton of german in Latvia and Lithuania that would explain why you tought you were lithuanian. Plus all the germans from the baltics started to immigrate out of their when the russians came also explaining why you live in america now certainly your family had to leave after the russian annexiation which was around the times usa was a popular destination for europeans immigrant.

[@hqer2k9]

I KNOW YOU ARE GERMAN MEIN FREUND! that means that you have to review the German language in the next video…… Oder ich komme vorbei…

[@user-mq3um5iu2q]

As a Glaswegian, thank you for mispronouncing this city's name! I wouldn't want you to break character to do anything that wasn't (ironically) cringe-worthy. People say silly things about Glasgow. We have been considered the friendliest people in Europe before! We also have high crime rates but we don't talk about that.

[@MrBuTaforos]

oh come on, stop that bs! Glaswegians live in Glas Wegas

[@MultiSpeedMetal]

23 and me changed my results from being about 60% Irish, and like 30% German and French to now like 93% Brtish and Irish. My mom's side is definitely from Germany and some French.

[@ZhangtheGreat]

Yeah, your results get updated as more data comes in. I went from being 6% Korean to 2% Korean to no Korean since I took my test back in 2017.

[@Oreoaxolotl1]

My mom's used to be like 98% Irish and 2% French, now the French is gone entirely I think. Now there was some Welsh and Norwegian I think, I forget. Wasn't 23 and me tho. I get how when more data comes in they'd change a little bit, but I don't really understand how the French just completely disappeared.

[@MultiSpeedMetal]

@@Oreoaxolotl1the fact that it's also Irish in her case is interesting. I wonder if they can't tell the difference between Norse-Gaels and Normans or something.

[@Simon_SM]

Man has partially transparent blond hair and pale skin and is shocked he is white and European Also as a Balkaner, you gotta marry a Balkan woman and then we will fully accept you Rn you are partially Balkaner so you can try and get into Balkan activities fr

[@nicolecarter1072]

He is joking. He is making fun of a lot of Americans who put yt videos of their reaction to their results.

[@ksy4747]

Havent laughed this hard at a video in a while now. Definitely subscribing now!! 😂😂😂😂

[@kem5993]

2:21 best moment hahahaha

[@Jool4832]

To me, 7:10 is.

[@astridallenmand917]

Только 100% европейцы из верхней Германии хотят изучать все языки мира, и их культуры (если нет возможности их всех захватить в данный момент)

[@inkanyezi_nederland]

i'm sorry about the british heritage, it's such an awful disease to have😥

[@Thorfinn47.]

The fact that Angloids exists itself is a big L .

[@Thorfinn47.]

I thank the every single Gods for not making me an Angloid .

[@mdgaming7960]

Literally thanking you for mentioning Morocco (but I'm so sorry for hearing you're adopted)

[@lubomirkubasdQw4w9WgXcQ]

00:03:44 that is not true 🤓 there are no gnome species in Ireland. they are in a Polish city called Wrocław.

[@EidorbNotHere]

Sucking ur toes

[@ievgeniigovnegin]

1:00 - i am sure simp is 70% german, 15% french, 10% irish and 5% esperantese 7:17 - well, i was right

[@ThatBoiTKWLJ]

7:11 Bro is raging and jumping at the same time 💀

[@fatdan5726]

You shouldn't use click bait. If your test doesn't show Japanese don't put it in your thumbnail.

[@BoostGlitch357]

"Hey son I haven't heard from you in years, how are you?" lmfao

[@Keiteinsame]

Офигенный видос, давно так не смеялся 😁