American Explains: How to Learn Russian in 5 Minutes

[@nationalisst]

Wow it actually worked holy shit

[@DungeonNumber5]

Nu tipa zdravstvuitye

[@Kultus1337]

​biznes ledi

[@honeyman6006]

blya nuuuu

[@Xandr_Nekomata]

Idi Nahuj

[@USAISHEREBITCHES]

Zdsvstvyite dryg

[@matvejv4684]

For people not from Russia. WARNING: IF YOU TRY TO LEARN RUSSIAN FROM COUNTER STRIKE YOU CAN ACCIDENTALLY LEARN POLISH, SERBIAN, UKRAINIAN OR SOME OTHER SLAVIC LANGUAGE INSTEAD OF RUSSIAN

[@untitledlecontentfarmerI]

They aren't dangerous, but if you accidentally say Croatian dialect for example: kruh instead of Hleb like in Serbian dialect then pray for life because Luka modrič will come to your house and you'll turn into a soccer ball

[@ImPedofinderGeneral]

you can easily tell Poles from Russians: say pshekpshek per-dole (hello beautiful friend) in Polish. If you'll hear agressive hissing noises it were Poles

[@craftah]

its pretty easy to tell the difference. for example if you hear "blya" every 2 word that's russian

[@bequiet3944]

@@ImPedofinderGeneralhow bold of you to assume that we can pronounce this...

[@an0nycat]

Inter Slavic language! 🤩🤩

[@БулатМухутдинов-з6н]

С "один глаз на вас, другой на Кавказ" проорал так, что всю семью разбудил. Это было очень хорошо, языковой простофиля, жму руку 🤝

[@KP6..]

я тоже хахахах пословица топ

[@FrozenMermaid666]

I know the Cyrillic alphabet, yet I still cannot process the letters fast - languages with alphabets that are harder than the Latin alphabet are so complicated and Russian is a category 5 language tho it’s way easier than Chinese languages and Japanese which are category 10 with impossible characters and tones! Irish and Scottish Gaelic are the hardest languages I am learning, and they are both category 3 languages, so they are a bit harder than Hungarian and Latvian and Finnish which are category 2, especially the spelling is very complicated - I’ve been learning Gaelic all day today with Icelandic subs as I have a pretty good level in Icelandic that’s very close to advanced level! I highly recommend learning the prettiest and easiest languages ever Icelandic / Norse / Dutch / English / Norwegian / Gothic / Faroese / Danish / Welsh / Breton / Cornish / Manx / Forn Svenska as they are way too pretty not to know, and Irish and Scottish Gaelic are also super gorgeous tho they are pretty complex, and Slovene is the easiest and prettiest Slavic language, so I highly recommend learning it as well, and Latvian and Hungarian and Latin and Galician and Occitan are also very pretty and easy, so they are all great options - I am upper intermediate level in Icelandic and Norse and German and advanced level in Norwegian and upper advanced level in Dutch and mid intermediate level in Welsh / Swedish / Portuguese / French / Italian and writer level in English and native speaker level in Spanish!

[@sgtjonzo]

​@@FrozenMermaid666cyrillic is easier than roman letters in english for me tbh through though drought trough brought the "ough" makes 5 different sounds

[@FrozenMermaid666]

Nope, English is the easiest language ever and the easiest to use and type on any device and the Latin alphabet is the easiest alphabet ever! If one learns every English word automatically with its spelling and pronunciation, one will be able to type each word automatically, just like I am typing all the English words, and it only feels difficult if one doesn’t know the words automatically yet and isn’t native speaker level or at least advanced level yet and if one isn’t learning the words properly with their pronunciation and spelling and if one isn’t revising them enough! That’s why I highly recommend actively revising each word at least thirty times over a longer period of time to learn each word automatically as well as seeing the words many times inactively by watching every video with subs in the target languages, and, using the language or languages a lot nay typing the words and all sorts of sentences a lot every day or regularly, to fully develop an automatic mode in the new language or languages! Like, I have a fully developed English mode! So, I type every word automatically without even having to think about it and I have no difficulty saying or typing or differentiating between though and thru or through and thorough and trough and rough and cough and bough and brought and drought and draught and ought etc!

[@sgtjonzo]

@@FrozenMermaid666 I'm a native english speaker, english is the easiest to YOU, but it's hardly the easiest language ever Russian and basically every other language out there only feels difficult if you don't know the words automatically, that's just called not knowing the language enough

[@fruti9233]

Как настоящий русский, считаю, что слово "Пиздец" может заменить половину всех слов ( А так же слово "Ахуеть" )

[@distillationcraft6931]

А если добавить еще 3-4 слова из этой же области, то вас поймут в любой точке РФ. Останется только проработать произношение и эмоциональный окрас :)

[@madcrusader123]

"Давай" тоже

[@JabberwockRU]

и это пиздец

[@ИльяГнутов-р8к]

посмотрим👀

[@denisl2760]

В принципе это так

[@magpiestudent9357]

I once tried to learn Russian. The only things I learned to say were, 'good,' 'thank you' and 'I speak Russian,' which is ironic because I really don't.

[@neko2718_]

You can say: "Ya nye gavaryu pa ruski" instead

[@NatureHater]

Русский язык крайне простой Просто запомни слова "да", "нет", "возможно", "понял", "ага", "вечер в хату", "сделаю" и пяток матов, потом формы склонени, и спряжения, несколько глаголов, падежи, ответ на вопрос "вилкой в глаз или в жопу раз" и фразы "Цой жив!" и "Панки хой!" Для минимального общения хватит

[@Armyan8300]

you just need to add "не" and you can also say "i don't speak russian" (you can say one more sentence now, your russian is improving fast😂😂

[@michaelde4477]

Хорошо

[@ДмитрСерг-б8с]

you can try listen russian music and read its text. this method help me understand german a little

[@werlz62816]

I am Russian, so I'm fluent in the Russian language. But after this video I became so fluent that even my russian friends don't understand me

[@artillepsy3172]

Toster vobshem? Nu tipaaa

[@isaacclarke5494]

​@@artillepsy3172business lady?

[@Kaia_Industrial_Complex]

@@artillepsy3172 бизнес-леди (biznes ledi)

[@comrade6499]

Ладно

[@N1kola1_]

Relatable 🔥🔥

[@bubsy3861]

Благодаря этому видео я выучил русский, польский и кажется белорусский. Спасибо товарищь водка в ваш дом.

[@AndreyZosimov]

Ну, бля... Тостер

[@johnwatson122]

Belorussian is just a dialect of Russian.

[@pro.game.]

​@@johnwatson122 Белорусский - это смесь древнерусского языка и польского.

[@johnwatson122]

@@pro.game. как и литературный русский - смесь древнерусского и различных заимствований из других европейских языков.

[@mrdamirets]

не белорусский, а, скорее всего, болгарский!

[@Capitandirt_]

4:41 another important words in Russian. “Tak”, “scha”, “blin”, “suka”, “koroche”

[@diesesphil]

poka

[@David280GG]

☝🤓 koroče* šča*

[@diesesphil]

@@David280GG ići u rat

[@neko2718_]

*karoche

[@David280GG]

@@neko2718_ *karoče *

[@finskiysniper]

Посмотрел 2 раза и забыл русский

[@lin.hikiro]

бизнес леди?

[@lin.hikiro]

ну в принципе, скажем

[@StrangeMold]

тостер

[@staryaobshagya]

блин

[@mrlostons]

Nu blin

[@PraviLukijanJC]

I am Serbian and i know cyrillic and I understand 25% of Russian instantly

[@LavlionTH]

Два славянина всегда поймут друг друга) Привет братьям Сербам! 🇷🇸

[@АлександрФедянин-р2л]

As a Russian speaker, I can confirm that I use "toaster" and "business lady" as filler words

[@Гиперпупсик-ю9д]

Не такой как все

[@klokuork]

nuu vobshem tipa da...

[@JeilishS]

Really? I am seriously trying to learn Russian. Can I get more tips?

[@peaceandlove3225]

​@@JeilishS no, it's joke

[@L4evsk]

It took me a while before I understood what "business lady" is a euphemism for...

[@Hexarius01]

Instructions unclear,now I speak fluently French

[@cirst34]

as a russian speaker i forgot how to speak russian

[@abarette_]

as a french speaker i forgot how to speak french

[@legueu]

Pourquoi t'es-tu encore trompé? C'est la troisième fois cette semaine!

[@Yoyoadventure]

Oui oui baguette

[@LocalClownOnEarth]

maintenant quoi

[@klinochek]

The Russian language is so difficult that children in Russia learn it at school

[@Jbarnes1]

That’s crazy how u learn your native language in school😑💀 duh

[@kembeksarizona]

Ну а что тут такого с количеством правил запятых ударений идагдалие гласных согласных не произносимых согласных и кучу разных правил мы должны учить свой язык в школе

[@RusTrainDriver]

Дружище, я русский, мне 30 лет и даже я знаю не все правила русского языка. Их охренеть как много.

[@dddadsasasasa]

lol

[@pro.game.]

Еще в добавок знают его на 2-3.

[@petercui5464]

Я китаец. Два раза смотрел это видео, я уже говорю по-русски. Ну, типа, в принципе..

[@neko2718_]

Партия гордится тобой

[@MautozTech]

Тостер бизнеслэди

[@petercui5464]

@@neko2718_ молодец! плюс 100 социальных кредитов

[@human_70]

+100 social кредитов, партия дарует вам чашку риса с курицей и кошку-жену.

[@petercui5464]

@@neko2718_ молодец! + 100 социальных кредитов

[@dimanamoto]

"Ы" doesn't make "eeeeee" sound, it makes "Ы" sound

[@pryosma]

it makes the /ɨ/ sound

[@JeBroNya]

Ы can`t be more or less than Ы

[@taelilmari2036]

а как им этот звук объяснить? всё равно что написать ъ пытаться его выговорить, только объяснить

[@Stormidze]

@@taelilmari2036 я где-то видел лучшее объяснение "Ы - звучит как будто вас ударили в живот"

[@efimkrivov]

Лучше всего воспроизводится когда ты в наклонку пытаешься поднять тяжёлый предмет а тебе ударят в живот

[@rob0mind]

At least, our letters are pronounced exactly in that way as they were written

[@ЮрКа-ю8й]

Разве? Каво, чаво, щас, малако, карова я правильно написал?)

[@rob0mind]

@@ЮрКа-ю8й Ладно, видит б-г - я пытался.

[@ViacheslavRED]

@@rob0mind Хотел сказать бох, не так ли?

[@Archorier]

4:16 there’s 7 words, the last one is «короче» (koroche) when Russians trying to explain something that take a lot of time to explain, they use this word and starting explain it even longer than it can be without this word

[@FondeFaood]

"Кароче” is the word parasite, so don’t be surprised if a person uses this word to explain, the explanation itself turns out to be longer than without it.

[@morianuxi]

"короче" can be translated as "long story short" or something like this

[@SempaI..]

ты имеешь ввиду In brief

[@piterandreev45]

Ситуации две когда используют короче/или короче говоря, это когда хотят быстро проскочить текущую тему не объясняя причин, второй вариант описали вы

[@bubsy3861]

@@FondeFaood "Короче ты несёшь херню" for example means than person that say it not in mood to explain to you why he think you are an idiot. It may feels like a parasite word but it's not... At least in most cases.

[@unlomtrash]

Я почти умер когда он готовил американский борщ 💀

[@imperialofficer6185]

бля нууу... типа даа

[@АйнасВолатес]

​@@imperialofficer6185 бизнес-леди, тостер типа

[@PAINNN666]

Ну если траву не добавлять будет даже вкусно хоть и приторно

[@pieshock5827]

@@АйнасВолатес достопримечательность гей дравствуйте

[@knyaz787]

Согл

[@Fabio-bu9bp]

The counterstrike clips were golden

[@behappu]

Бля, ну впринципе...вообщем да. Бизнес леди, тостер!

[@re-4a]

Ну бля кароче впринципе дааааааа.... Тостер?ну здравствуйте

[@Nopendos]

​@@re-4a Ссср водка медведь?

[@communisthitler666]

@@Nopendos хардбасс водка путин путин Жопа привет

[@Senin_Ilya]

@@Nopendos балалайка ☝

[@eblanchik8231]

Тостер впринципе

[@khalxd-Aurus]

Дора: bro , I'm here, you can stop 🥲 Симп: Спасибо большое 🙏 🇺🇸 🤝 🇷🇺 Дора: 🫂

[@khalxd-Aurus]

Мр Симп, это правда ?

[@Trilingual-yw9br]

​@@khalxd-Aurusyes He was doing a stream where he would say ы for 24 hours continuous unless Дора tells him to stop So she did in the second hour

[@paolo.cortese]

Ohhh, such a cute story

[@АнтонДемин-о5с]

Да, это на стриме было

[@6OnTheDice]

Main thing for my Russian learners. First study the grammar it’s the hardest part 100% & then learn the 6 cases. Watch russian streamers, movies & just indulge in russian it will help❤️

[@KinoYo1572]

Ye, Russian grammar ots ultra difficult even for us - russians. like.... we even get bad grades in the classroom for our written work in Russian, but at the same time we can get good grades in English. Just because they usually don't teach us English very well (well, we have groups, and the teacher doesn't really teach us) and they can give us an assessment for almost nothing, but in Russian...

[@traktor1353]

i've laughed to tears at Достоwasteoftimesky, спасибо за существование, лангуаге симп

[@aliq_boron1203]

Хм русский не настолько труден да много особеностей кучу построений и значений слова но основные слова достаточно легки

[@archsys307]

@@aliq_boron1203easy for you to say😂😂😂

[@Nasteno4ika]

​@@aliq_boron1203ага, легко рассуждать, если ты носитель языка) помню в одном видео чел сказал, что англоязычный знакомый выучил китайский и начал учить русский, и сказал, что русский сложнее 😂

[@Strelokman]

Прогрессируешь, Симп. Уже почти выучил букву «ы». Уже почти слышится -уй

[@YyY-gi6xs]

😅😅😅😂😂😂

[@KindaRobott]

он выдавил ы примерно на 24%

[@RoadVZeon]

@@KindaRobott все думал как он читает слог ХЫ

[@Mad_Shrimp]

Осталась Х

[@monxxie]

Ему сто раз написали в ролике про Дору, где было правильно. Пока чето не вышло все еще, в принципе пиздец бля. Типа.

[@Ax3llb]

One evening, after I drank vodka with my brother bear in my hut and decided to sleep. When I woke up, I realized that I had completely forgotten the Russian language. Suddenly, a tank drove up to my hut, Vladimir Putin got out of the hatch and asked me to take a test for a real patriot of the country, but as soon as I uttered the first word in English, he grabbed me and took me by plane to America, after which he said that I was a foreign agent and had to learn Russian within 24 hours hours, otherwise I'll never see my vodka and my bear again. I was already grieving, but suddenly I came across this video, and here I am again sitting in my hut with a bear, a balalaika and vodka.

[@manuuu..-]

‘you are what you eat, so in order to think like a russian, you need to eat a russian.’

[@bananenmusli2769]

No, that only applies to Tok Pisin

[@iamapokerface8992]

cringe

[@пеппеп-г8ь]

Не кринж, вполне рабочая схема

[@FrozenMermaid666]

Pfff, what ns, real db op, edit out the misused food term eat, it’s beyond disrespectful to food, eat doesn’t belong in the same sentence with any word that isn’t a fruit or a vegetable!

[@FrozenMermaid666]

Pfff, what ns!

[@KanaevM]

Твоё "goodbye" всегда дарит улыбку.

[@shredderx9813]

i knew it 😂

[@craftah]

yea its funny

[@Jorick_73]

в этот момент понимаешь всю нелепость деления слов и выражений на цензурные и нецензурные. Такая милота )))

[@lemzon9255]

2:46 " Один глаз на вас , другой на кавказ " Ahhh u make my day bro

[@bottlerofgames]

As a russian, i approve of this video.

[@lin.hikiro]

yeah, it's flawless

[@abcxyz12e]

бля, ну типа в общем, гей бизнес леди тостер

[@bottlerofgames]

@@abcxyz12e Да, да, я понимаю.

[@アレクサンダー-y4r]

Дааааа​@@abcxyz12e

[@grinsekatzedecheshire7754]

кроме борща

[@Parebri4ek]

Saying business lady in counter strike match is wild

[@m.i.g.2023]

Number 1 Russian learning tip: words do not matter, only intonations do

[@AffixedEvil]

Well, I think this rule applies for every other language (if you can pronounce the words audibly at least) :D

[@Пень1Бук1]

Как раз славянские (а точнее словянские, от слова "слово") имеют значения слова. Моральное значение. Как заклинания в магии, слова имеют силу и смысл. Перевести это сможете, а понять не сможете:)

[@Vegas-dw7te]

3:45 "Я люблю тЫ" Finally, after all these years the Ы sound reached its perfection. Dear Language Simp you have become the true Russian officially! Прими уверение, уважаемый, я рад за тебя!

[@katakana1]

No more *УИ* ...

[@ъыььыъ]

Я рад за ты

[@ъыььыъ]

Я рад за ты

[@callmeniac]

Not even close, if you ask me. No not-russian can ever pronounce "Ы" right

[@A-fo4sc]

​@@callmeniac That's why no one asked you :)

[@dorothydepth000]

1:12 Such a criminal missed opportunity to say "Поехали". Shame. Minus ten Russian pounts.

[@Riffle_Shuffle]

Один глаз на вас, другой на Кавказ

[@TheCubingChronicles]

thank you I just purchased the country of kazakhstan using this video

[@maratuly_a]

Biznes ledy

[@mishahoidenko8272]

@@maratuly_a Тостер(toster)

[@Devil162]

и всё же... Самое банальное, это, конечно же, наши прекрасные часы, которые могут идти, когда они лежат, стоят и даже, если висят.

[@GignacPL]

2:43 We have a similar saying in Poland: Jedno oko na Maroko, drugie na Kaukaz, which roughly translates to "One eye on Morocco, the other on the Caucasus". I think this is funny, how Slavic languages are similar in the most unexpected aspects.

[@georgiykireev9678]

I like how you guys still used the Caucasus, even though it doesn't rhyme

[@paolo.cortese]

Bracia Słowianie 🇵🇱❤️🇷🇺

[@craftah]

jedno oko na divoko

[@GignacPL]

@@georgiykireev9678 It doesn't that's true, but Oko and Maroko does.

[@renecro1007]

Oh thanks! I am learning Polish

[@razeinmirzaomar277]

Pro Tip - Learn how to say "don't kick me" in Russian whenever you want to play CSGO for immersion, atleast you play a round or two(if you're lucky) before getting kicked😊

[@pinkcat7530]

Bro the russians are usually shit at the game, and if you play with a friend getting kicken is impossible due to how the system works

[@d4v3yy]

💀💀💀💀

[@craftah]

i shit you not i got kicked many times by russians just because im not russian

[@yourneighbourr]

in Russian that would be "не кикайте!"

[@miraclegigachad]

​@@yourneighbourr ne kikaite

[@f15mikey]

The достопримечательности joke was so good. Everyone who has ever learned Russian as a second language shares the experience where we first see this word and think “Oh my god, what have I gotten myself into”.

[@freeSAM22]

достопочтенный Достоевский по достоинству оценил достаточно достойные достопримечательности

[@Rin8Kin]

Before 1917 revolution there were even better words like "воспомоществование".

[@ilyakolenikov1206]

С предподвыподвертом)))

[@latnik7]

​@@freeSAM22это жёско! Милый Милонов миловался милашкой.

[@zhenya17]

Пацаны, это просто офигенно! Врубил видос на повтор на ночь и очнулся уже посреди Сибири. Чувствую себя Р У С С К И М...

[@TuaRed]

Я РУССКИЙ, Я ИДУ ДО КОНЦА!

[@DM-ul5yc]

Поел борщ, с капусткой, но не красный

[@paolo.cortese]

@@DM-ul5yc «белый борщ» называется 🤓

[@добрийвечір-р3ц]

ты чего поел бы борща, проснулся бы украинцем

[@TuaRed]

@@добрийвечір-р3ц поел картошки и стал Белорусом))))))

[@itzmono7899]

Мне так жалко борщ и пельмени , но продолжай учить русский я уверен что у тебя всё получиться !

[@youtubestolenmyname]

as a Russian, I confirm that this is a real recipe for borscht

[@stormmix7858]

только вместо травы надо было добавить желейных червячков зеленых, тогда не отличить от оригинала

[@smyaeer6746]

Ну, типа, да

[@staryaobshagya]

бизнес леди

[@staryaobshagya]

в принципе

[@smyaeer6746]

@@staryaobshagya типа да

[@69DESICK69]

нуууууу@@smyaeer6746

[@yrohi9253]

Тостер

[@scottg7321]

2:27 Russian literature is the best literature; and, that is why I read the english translations

[@Огонёк_016]

Как человек, который родился и вырос в Санкт-Петербурге, могу сказать, что таким способом даже мы, обычные русские люди, не сможем отличить вас от носителей. Огромное спасибо за такой прекрасный туториал!

[@rednoi3e]

Friendly reminder for English native speakers! Russian = sarcasm

[@JKRoss-zm3zu]

Нуууу... В принципе да. Тостер.

[@bearbear4893]

Бизнес леди, нууу, типа, в принципе - да!

[@SilverWF]

какую же ты херню высрал...

[@Sydney_Max]

In case you don't understand the joke "speak russian like a native speaker from Kazakhstan" - in the northern regions of this country everyone speaks russian and for many kazakhs there it's their first language. They indeed speak fluent

[@eldanzhangirov2185]

not only from northern regions man, its second official language in kazakhstan, i would say that up to 80-85% of kazakhstan’s population speaks russian fluently and almost 95% can at least understand it

[@rakhatthenut3815]

Bruh, everyone speaks russian in Kazakhstan, but not everyone speaks kazakh here. Weird, huh

[@Ivan_Arakcheev]

Но казахи говорят по-русски очень самобытно, особенно наши маты получаются классно)) Слово "заебал" в качестве приветствия - это вообще нечто))

[@basedandredpille]

true, i have 2 friends from kazakhstan and none of them can speak kazakh

[@TheRifild]

​@@rakhatthenut3815 true my childhood friend immigrated from Kazakhstan and spoke perfect Russian without any accent at the age of 8-9

[@J-Nia]

I truly love your channel. Keep doing the best work.

[@rationaleks]

Достоwasteoftimesky made me press that like button. It echoed too well with my schooltime resentment towards all of his novels except for C&P.

[@sergeyzelener]

Ага, тоже орнул. Это самый тяжёлый писатель из школьной программы. Даже Толстой проще, то просто графоман, там можно без потери сути пол книги пролистать. Но самое главное смысл! Его нет я хер его знает че там весь запад тащится именно с Толстого и Достоевского. Вот Раскольников угандошил бабку обухом топора - символично!!! Острием он убил в себе все человеческое. Ну что за бред! Он же просто за деньгами шел, он же не мясник, разделывать бабку не собирался... вроде... хотя дело в Петербурге было... хмммм... надо перечитать....

[@vsem88]

АХАХАХАХАХАХАХА, Я УМЕР С "один глаз на вас, другой на кавказ"

[@4seasbeyond]

ТОЖЕ ААХХАХАХА. Он кажется не сказал про 72 формы глагола делать

[@weareeverywhere1484]

такой разъеб

[@МаксАндреев-ч9б]

самое интересное, это понимать оба языка, особенно в конце :D

[@JesusOfficialAccount]

I am american and Idon' t have 5 minutes. It seems I am starting to speak russian. Спасибо тебе большое, брат. Твоя методика реально работает. 😮 Я вообще не знал языка в начале просмотра и теперь я говорю свободно по-русски!

[@neko2718_]

As Russian, I can подтвердить, что твой русский на уровне носителя

[@hopeyouhavinganiceday]

why need to learn nazi ruzzian language

[@deadbread8446]

На самом деле у тебя довольно посредственный русский, ещё работать и работать

[@AffixedEvil]

American с маленькой буквы написал. Тебя раскрыли, русский шпион, сдавайся)

[@neko2718_]

@@deadbread8446 Stop showing off. That comment is absolutely correct, it's literally native speaker level translation

[@アレクサンダー-y4r]

As a russian, I guess this video will be really useful for me

[@Yoyoadventure]

Was it ?

[@アレクサンダー-y4r]

@@Yoyoadventure definitely blya

[@l.u._is_lost2848]

@@Yoyoadventure Тостер

[@CanOfDew132]

as someone from the middle east, look at a rusian native's comment with a genshin pfp makes my brain undergoes the transition to a unicellular AI module....

[@Yoyoadventure]

@@CanOfDew132 wow

[@Necromanter]

As a native Russian speaker, I can safely say that this is a working guide!!!

[@eliseymullov667]

а я тебе не верю докажи мне что ты носитель, хотя я знаю что на такие видосы носители летят как мухи на мёд

[@legueu]

Now that I've watched this video 2 times, I'm a fluent Russian Speaker.

[@spgmanticgaga3420]

You watch it twice to гтдукт ше

[@helloJude141]

Watch it 3rice and youll turn into a bear

[@keltonleung]

You didn’t because you commented one minute after the video posted and the video is six minutes long

[@nwefe]

impossible... at the latest time you could've posted this comment, the video would've only been 5 minutes old.

[@legueu]

@@keltonleung That's the joke...

[@CamamberaGD]

English: hi, hello, hey, yo, heyo. Russian: привет, прив, здарова, здравствуйте, здраст, приветству. Думаю это далеко не всë...

[@kanylllka]

Казахский: Дарова сайпал

[@radopiemo]

пр дратути датути здравствуй дарова ку приветик приветики-пистолетики приветули здравия желаю вечер в хату позвольте поприветствовать. а ещё куча переделанных заимствований по типу салам хаюшки

[@Sortsylic]

@@radopiemo сап, сяп

[@РокЭндСтоун]

«дароути» вообще-то. как ты мог забыть???

[@Vientofuerza]

@@kanylllkaдарова кутакбас ❤

[@chekmeall9333]

"one eye on u, the other on the Caucasus" our whole class cals our teacher like that fr 💀

[@WrittingOnTheWall]

Yesterday I was speaking to a young Russian dude through an app and he started doing backflips and self-combusting after hearing my level after 5 months... So it's not impossible, it just takes daily f*** work and MOST OF ALL following all the advice mentioned in this video 😁

[@entermensch]

один на вас другой на кавказ а он реально хорош

[@000Zritel]

I work as a teacher of Russian language at a Moscow university. Two weeks ago I didn't know a word in Russian! Thank you, Language Simp!

[@axeluri]

unironically this type of videos actually help people on their first steps, because of how cool and interesting a language can be. Thanks Language Lord!

[@o_s-24]

1:47 every Russian and Ukrainian: dies inside

[@paolo.cortese]

Nu eto pizdets kakoy-to prosto

[@an0nycat]

😱😱

[@neko2718_]

​@@paolo.cortese Agreed

[@добрийвечір-р3ц]

as a Ukrainian, I agree with that

[@1DE101]

as a Russian, I agree with that

[@michael_gris]

I was born (in Moscow) and lived in Russia all of my life) This video the funniest I've seen about learning Russian!

[@P3ZzzZzz]

I highly advise starting with these words, as they are very commonly used throughout conversations! Щит (shield) Книга (book) Фарт (luck) Как? (How?) Факт (fact)

[@craftah]

are you fighting in a war or smth if shield is used commonly in your opinion?

[@ИльяЖуравлёв-е9и]

​@@craftah...yes, we are

[@hell_flames5675]

​@@craftah this russian words have very sussy pronunciation in English Shield- щит[shit] Book - книга [knigga] Luck - фарт [fart] Fact - факт [fuckt]

[@mkdock]

​@@hell_flames5675was 2 "g" nessesery?)

[@theyellowunoreversecard3711]

@@hell_flames5675 How - как [cock]

[@Riffle_Shuffle]

На 7 шаге должно быть ещё 7 слово - "короче"

[@kiddjubbz]

Wow I speak fluent now. What a game changer!!

[@НаташаИгнатова-й2р]

Vprintsipye - самое важное. Им можно на любой вопрос отвечать. Просто с разной интонацией 👌🏻

[@michaelde4477]

Впринципе да

[@leonidsidorov4395]

При сомнениях - "нуууу впринципе"

[@MEXAHIK--99]

В принципе

[@ИммануилБормотухин]

Лол?Лол!

[@alert_red]

Вприииинципеее, так

[@DonnaMarie-dm]

I am now fluent in Russian,thank you LanguageSimp! 🇺🇿 🇺🇿

[@Toxictaslimno.1-zj9eo]

Can you read Arabic Alphabet (i mean in which script uzbek lanuguase is written? I heard it is in Arabic script

[@lmantichora3785]

​@@Toxictaslimno.1-zj9eono, it uses common Latin alphabet

[@KennyMShow]

Language Shrimp 🦐

[@AB-er8yx]

​@@Toxictaslimno.1-zj9eo it is eithet Cyrillic or Latin, nowadays mainly Latin

[@tiberiunita1748]

Reason in Russian sounds strikingly similar to the Romanian pricină (cause), which also means reason, but we wouldn't use it in the context used in the video. We would use something like motiv.

[@theswitgamer.-106]

Borscht can be different Ukrainian borsch, Russian borsch, Polish borsch, etc. The funny thing is that the recipe is slightly different from each other. Ukrainians seem to always make borscht with sour cream, Russians are more spicy, but I don’t know about Polish ones, I just heard that there is Polish borscht.

[@Zukeng-m7i]

Как русский живущий в Сибири заявляю , что разници в борщах нет , мы так же едим его со сметаной и салос с чесноком , я бы не давал борщу украинские корни , так как мы досихпор нехрена не можем определиться от куда он

[@theswitgamer.-106]

Можно сказать так, чтоб никому обидно не было: борщ - славянский, так можно и не спорить :)

[@ChillMishka]

The thing is, there is no difference in borsch between countries, but there can be a huge differences in recipe between families. Even between mother and grandmother in a single family. It's just about small changes in recipe, sometimes not that small. You can taste infinite amount of different borsch in Ukraine, or Russia, or Belarus, etc.

[@theswitgamer.-106]

Yes

[@ИванРазбегаев-э7й]

I agree with the comments above - there is one generic borch recipe. The difference is in what you use as a filler. Ukranians use salo (bacon i guess?) and garlic, as far as i know, Belorussian use pompushki (a small round bread), we, Russian use sour cream and some herbs. The fillers are based on what each region is rich for.

[@Илья-д1к7и]

As a native russian speaker, I can say that the filler words were explained nice. Ну типа это правда, впринципе

[@anionmin27]

‏‪5:32‬‏ No one: me only focusing on the word "Goose" on the wall.

[@dinvvs]

нууу эээ типа в общем и вприпципе спасибо, теперь я, благодаря просмотру данного видео несколько раз, говорю по русски свободно

[@blissy_sama]

Ну, типа, да тостер

[@20_let_nazad]

Бизнес тостер

[@poseidon7136]

As a native speaker of russian I must admit that you forgot one extremely important filler word - kak by. And then if you add this one you will sound completely like a Russian. As the result we get this flow of speech - blin nuu kak by tipa vprintsipye ckazhem vobshem da blyat idi naxui

[@faneeee3716]

Is it "как ву" or "как бу"? And what does it mean?

[@Red_Skies]

Бизнес леди

[@faneeee3716]

@@Red_Skies нет

[@paolo.cortese]

​​@@faneeee3716 ​ it is «kak bы». «Ы» like Language Simp pronounce it on 2:36. «kak bы» means «sort of» or «something like that» or «kinda», типа того

[@faneeee3716]

@@paolo.cortese спосибо, я думал это сленг 😂

[@mrantonmors]

По поводу борща спорный момент, так как его запретили во многих «цивилизованных и прогрессивных странах, с настоящей демократией», а следовательно признали чей именно борщ.

[@anti_middle_ages]

Что, блуад? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@paolo.cortese]

2:36 наконец-то Языковой Симп правильно произнёс звук [ы]

[@ЮраН-ь2к]

Он произнёс «Э». Но это ближе к «Ы», чем «уй».

[@Fifasher2K]

По моему, это ор козла.

[@ЮраН-ь2к]

@@Fifasher2K Тоже верно.

[@paolo.cortese]

@@Fifasher2K ’merican goat

[@callmeniac]

Не-а, я всё ещё недоволен

[@bazhumai]

Ну ты и бизнес леди, Тостер

[@ВадимЛукьянов-л9р]

Угар)) Случайно попался твой канал, это просто отлично! Многие советы реально будут работать

[@blobzipa]

oh god!!!! the NFKRZ collab is great!! i love you both!!! you two are the light on youtube!!

[@_grigoryta]

4:23 Also: "koroche", "kak by", "vot", "chestno/grubo/myagko govorya", "naprimer" "dopustim". We call them "parasite-words" - "слова-паразиты"

[@girrex7499]

Naprimer - its a vvodnoe slovo

[@_grigoryta]

@@girrex7499 Unless you naprimer put it after naprimer every other fucking word naprimer. Naprimer like a semi-famours russian musician naprimer - Pauk (Spider) taschemta naprimer. Trash, ugar and sodomiya naprimer

[@charlesgardner7258]

Another way to say hello is Привет also spelt privet

[@astaroth4807]

нууу ээээ хороший видео. бизнес леди

[@awesomeballs7839]

тостер, типа ну вообщем

[@asya_skating]

я учу английский и твой видео - самое лучшее аудирование ахаха. мне кажется, что в целом английский подтянулся из-за того, что я просто смотрю твой контент поэтому жду видео 🦫 тостер

[@billyXmilligan]

As a Russian fellow I suggest you change "Skazhem" to "Blin" in your vocabulary to sounds more like a native. Other statements are 10000% accurate

[@flatoutman228]

Пока смотрел видео выучил английский

[@neko_Seliot]

жизнено

[@nettlecarrier8259]

As a matter of fact a recommendation from NFKRZ is more like a label of shame than a sign of approval.

[@blackmantis3130]

Lolx . He let himself go

[@zax3290]

To pronounce the sound "Ы", it is necessary to pronounce "И" (E) and push the jaw forward, without changing the position of the tongue. Чтобы произнести звук "Ы", необходимо произнести "И" и выдвинуть челюсть вперёд, не меняя при этом положения языка.

[@latnik7]

As option word "SHIP" have russian letter Ы Английское слово "ship" при произнесении тоже воспроизводит звук Ы.

[@zax3290]

@@latnik7, всё же звук ближе к "И"

[@Devon686]

Language Simp and NFKRZ was the collab I didn't know I needed

[@TwT6]

0:44 NO WAY AN EPIC CROSSOVER ITS HAPPENING Gigachad meets each other 💪

[@legueu]

Shipping Roman and Language Simp is a fanfic goldmine.

[@1_1__1_1]

Call a Russophobe to learn Russian 👏

[@1_1__1_1]

Russophobe is not a gigachad

[@1_1__1_1]

@aeluzarii he spreads anti-Russian propaganda, what else can he be called? Although I know how, you’re unlikely to understand)

[@1_1__1_1]

@aeluzarii Just watch one of his videos and everything will become clear. He doesn't even live in Russia lol

[@M1NDL3SSZ]

2:26 was PERSONAL. I js read his books in english but damn he's rlly good wtf man

[@PiotrPerviakov]

- Do you know any rock band whose name begins with the Russian letter “Ы”? 🥸 - Yup. 'blur'🎸

[@ApXucBuH]

Не, на самом деле, ЕСТЬ слова на букву Ы. Их мало, да и все они топонимы, но ЕСТЬ ЖЕ

[@jolly6763]

I really love the beginning , плотный салам из Казахстана тебе

[@mooseears9849]

As a Russian, I can confirm my morning routine involves the following I start out with a Special Getting out of Bed operation. I then undergo a Special Caloric Operation and take a Special Transportation Operation to my Special Making a Living Operation

[@sheogorat9125]

Шутка про еду лучшее, что я видел за последнее время

[@learnrussiansimpleway]

you got it right, learning Russian should be and can be fun. got inspired by you and will throw in a few episodes, hope it will crack a few smiles ; ]

[@TheEeRlan]

Dumplings were invented by the Turks or the Chinese, but not the Russians! 100%

[@Ulteam8]

If you don't have Дегтярёва Пехотный 27, индекс ГАУ - 56-Р-321, калибра 7.62x54R, с дисковым магазином 1928 года выпуска in your closet-forget about it.

[@PC_Simo]

3:50 ”Romanes eunt domus!” ”People called ”Romanes” they go the house!”?!

[@lexy5490]

Это просто гениально. Самое страшное, что слыша одновременно и русский и английский, я в один момент просто перестал понимать что здесь вообще происходит. Кстати у тебя хорошее произношение)

[@izaimedushat]

As a native Russian speaker I say it is true. I learned Russian like that when I was a kid :))

[@skoci5159]

Ну типа ну да бизнес леди

[@Farangmoto]

As someone learning Russian, that cracked me up.

[@nicholasleclerc1583]

1:36 Phew ! I thought he was gonna say to "eat Russians"

[@user-No5kwmp540nsn]

I'm Eating a pie with Russian kids © Зубарев

[@Yarilo14]

That's how I learned it