Larry Dave - Bald Asshole

[@camithewitch5265]

I love how pretty much everything that happens in this show happens because Larry chooses the weirdest hills to die on lmao

[@diannadolly]

Very relatable lol

[@StephenPaulTroup]

True, but he's usually right :)

[@bmo14lax]

Thats what makes his comedic mind so amazing.

[@dangerousdave123451]

Yea but they're hills that we all wish we could die on if it wasn't just too socially uncomfortable.

[@alfiewright1396]

Nah it's all the other characters that get weirdly annoyed about specific things. Larry is stubborn for sure but so is everyone else They never give Larry the benefit of the doubt ever and this is what carries the stories forward

[@MattLB19]

love how he accuses them of being 16 or 17, and then inflates it to 20 when he gives the police the description.

[@crochunter35]

You're late to the party.....that's alright been said (numerous times).

[@carlredfield1693]

@@crochunter35 look at when this was said dumbass

[@tcmaddox]

@@crochunter35 you're late to the party responding to a 12 year old comment

[@theyellowlightsaber3193]

A subtle joke but I noticed it lol larry decides to just make them adults to make his victimisation seem worse.

[@allthingshollywood2620]

12 Years A Slow

[@pawneechief1]

"with all due respect. we don't consider you apart of the bald community." That's hilarious!

[@stevefowler1787]

lol...totally agree...that scene is a real gut buster.

[@georgethompson3763]

It's cultural appropriation.

[@allwrighty100]

With all due respect, he actually considers him 'apart' from the bald community but not 'a part' of the bald community.

[@TheYankees123456]

Norm MacDonald

[@rikjamesguitare]

........*sigh*.....

[@floridagator013]

I love it... "I didn't know it was felony or treat!"

[@bigbowlowrong4694]

Best line😆

[@gooseman1011]

I'm dying of laughter

[@AGPfan]

Even funnier: How could Larry not anticipate the “trick” would extend to “felony”? They’re teenagers! What’s he expect?😂😂😂😂😂

[@NeoStoicism]

"Trick or treat!" *Bang-Bang*

[@Decipher101]

I like how Larry puts officer Burt in his place. He thought he could sneak in undetected in the Bald Community. Thanks God for Larry’s vigilance. It ain’t happening. Nice trying officer Burt!

[@Isleofskye]

Happens all the time. I'm Gay and it is surprising,over the years,how many Guys try to sneak in as being "Gay" just because they have a Boyfriend....

[@mamaluke1]

"I'm 40 years old. I want free candy" laughing so hard it hurts 😂😂😂

[@ianfravel5756]

"I will not be intimidated. Even on halloween." That line always gets me every time. Lol..

[@PaulTraces]

Early seasons of Curb are so unmatched for comedy, pure gold.

[@grawakendream8980]

GOLD JERRY GOLD!

[@lookwhoitis6281]

I love how he keeps increasing the age estimation. “You look about 16”... “17 year old girls with no costume”... “they were about 20 years old”

[@festuswilliams654]

Rumor has they're octogenarians now..

[@ninthcrusader2355]

Bruv they looked more likely to use a fake id to buy booze than trick or treat lmfao.

[@walkingmonument]

The sigh from the black police officer when Larry explains that he's not technically bald and that he's not part of the bald community.

[@calvin3005]

“The people I have to deal with on this job...”

[@LewisCampbellTech]

LOL that's what got me too. "I can't believe he's getting all political on me"

[@sb-jo2ch]

The officer was bald appropriating. It's a hate crime! /s

[@rafaelmoura2103]

he said the same to paul schaffer on letterman

[@pushytub]

1:56 is the entire series summed up in 1 sentence

[@YesImJoeKing]

pushytub *Two sentences.

[@bigpete7865]

But he's mostly, if not always right.

[@MrMichealHouse]

No. Maybe "a lot of people are inconsiderate assholes and never get checked on their bullshit."

[@hewhobattles8869]

I'm pretty sure we all know at least one person like what she's describing. The only thing is unlike Larry here, they don't care about being right. All they want is to control others

[@StephenPaulTroup]

Yes!

[@angelrivera6169]

Larry David has to be one if the most funniest people alive.

[@stevefowler1787]

most funniest? I think you mean mostest funniest... :)

[@barkape]

i think u meant stupidy hi hi ~(8(|)

[@frankhoward7645]

Here's one of the funniest things he ever did. kzbin.info/www/bejne/fZvPaWN7ZriGo68

[@OarsmanPower]

Angel Rivera Most funniest?

[@Vriappiopoi]

The man is a comedic genius.

[@gogotrololo6192]

Lmao Cheryl never backs up Larry for anything

[@christianhuston897]

And rightly so

[@babymaude8469]

I know! He really had a point here too. Hahaha. "I didn't know it was going to be FELONY or treat!" I guess maybe he could have just given them the candy lol....

[@Rathause]

@@babymaude8469 I mean, if you've got a bunch of candy with the express purpose of giving it away to strangers why the fuck not? Why should I care who it is or how they're dressed, the candy serves no other purpose than to give it away, I don't see why anybody should be selective or judicious with who does or doesn't get a piece. I'd give it to anybody who came to the door, I don't care.

[@billyrosewood2090]

@@christianhuston897 beta male

[@SightForMemories]

@@Rathause I think the jew in Larry needs to make it a principle.. No /s or Irony meant.

[@samwill226]

My favorite Larry argument of all time. It still cracks me up. "Trick or Treat BANG BANG!"

[@tabularasa2015]

yes that was fantastic! specially in the us with the super - vigilant police officers

[@25411959]

"No treat?! Trick! It`s a threat!"-LOL!

[@theroamingokie5438]

Trick or treat bang bang 👉👉

[@Decipher101]

I like how Larry stayed reluctant all the way to the end “I will not be intimidated even on Halloween”

[@EdMcStinko]

felony o' treat, i want free candy im 40 years old, bald community. Great scene.

[@subarnafigo3566]

If is funny how the girls went from being 16 to 17 and then 20..

[@SovereignStatesman]

+Subarna Figo How can you tell?

[@subarnafigo3566]

+Tom Evans he changes it to suit his argument in a subtle way

[@urzathehappy72]

Subarna Figo Oy vey

[@chinary8]

"There's a social contract you enter into when you open that door" hahaha

[@JBijouxee]

This scene makes me cry laugh every time! “It’s a hate crime!”.

[@babymaude8469]

TRICK OR TREATIIING AT 40 YEARS OLD!!!!!! hahaha

[@guguigugu]

100% right in everything he said

[@hugh2hoob668]

guguigugu God shoulda made more larry davids lol we need em

[@frankhoward7645]

@nickys34 You missed the point completely, but I don't expect an anti-semite to understand Larry or his show. Why don't you go back to watching re-runs of Hee-Haw?

[@frankhoward7645]

@nickys34 Do you understand the word "comedy"?

[@frankhoward7645]

@nickys34 If you're losing an argument, you can always resort to name calling.

[@brandonsamano7428]

@nickys34 Oh what a fucking asshole

[@JorgeGalrito]

I'm almost part of the bald community. I can't wait.

[@cockoffgewgle4993]

have you had a brotherly nod from a strangee yet?

[@soylentgreen2065]

Its not as great and Larry and George Costanza make it out to be

[@nelsonr32]

With all due respect, we don’t really consider you part of the bald community.

[@Isleofskye]

I have waited 7 long years to find out. Are you bald yet? We should be told...

[@rftulie]

When I was a kid, I would have been proud to the point of tears to have pulled off such a massively successful TP job!

[@subg8858]

No doubt 😂

[@deborahminter6231]

🤣

[@stagna1959]

Toiletpaper cost them more money and effort than few sweets they did not get from Larry. revenge which is not worth of it .

[@cheesebufer]

"where are your costumes?" "I'm being my sister" .....fucking Larry.

[@SonnyGTA]

Her sister was fucking Larry??

[@gnypp45]

🤔

[@bobdobbs62]

Cheryl's stifled scream at 1:28, rage, frustration, fatigue all in one sound. 😆 Cheryl Hines was freakin *perfect* in this role. .....and for the record, Larry is correct; this is absolutely a hate crime!!

[@chosenArchitec]

lol weird ADR ;D

[@adfggffffffddffd]

I will not be intimidated... even on Halloween.

[@Decipher101]

My favorite line. Let me be clear, no one is going to intimidate Larry to get some candies. Is that clear?

[@kalibos]

Totally with Larry on this one (and practically every other one.) My dad made the exact same point years ago. I'll give a forty year old man in a Batman costume candy, but not a sixteen year old in jeans and a t-shirt.

[@deborahminter6231]

😂I like that! Not an age limit, but costume criteria.

[@emptiester]

Send your address

[@xman777b]

no way. LD deserved that one. It's Halloween. Jus give them the candy

[@roflcopter4273]

@@xman777b Just dress up in a costume.Then you get candy.

[@Megumi_Bandicoot]

*_"B A L D A S S H O L E"_*

[@MattSingh1]

*That "asshole!" as Larry shuts the door is priceless.*

[@che1eb]

“ld hole” on one side…brilliant!

[@akapple3538]

There was a “fuck you” in there too 😂😂

[@xman777b]

hysterical

[@robertgowdey]

Great EP. I love how much improv is in this show. I love how they talk over each other. I hope he does another season.

[@nicorigo5661]

This is pure gold. So many killer lines. One of my Curb faves.

[@carloscalvo2659]

You are not part of the bald community with all due respect!

[@HrishiSomayaji]

larry is 100%, infallibly correct here

[@superjet123]

Larry is always correcy. My religion is Larryanity

[@frankhoward7645]

@@softan My friend tells me he doesn't watch the show because Larry reminds him of me. Should I take that as a compliment?

[@DanishJerk123]

Frank Howard Well, if your friend doesn’t want to watch a show because the main character reminds him of you, he probably doesn’t like you lol jk

[@sbraypaynt]

@@frankhoward7645 no Larry can be right almost 80% of the time but that’s not the way socialising works. It works on mutual respect and compromise and sometimes dumb traditions or excuses Larry’s inability to adhere to any of these is completely self-destructive and he has no one else to blame but himself even if he’s right. It’s hilarious but if people are acting like this in real life it borders on autistic. That being said I kind of agree with Larry’s actions here But calling the police no They were a pair of little shits This was to be expected “trick or treat” is fair warning The TP’ing was fair game but Bald Asshole is straight up abuse and vandalism

[@gordons-alive4940]

He just refuses to cave and follow the path of least resistance.

[@kerrybiggs4102]

I fucking lost everything at "I'm 40! I want free candy!!!!"

[@roguesheep3083]

I always laugh at cheryls "who cares" 😆 just give em the candy

[@John_McDonnell]

Larry David is my goddamn hero. If we were all a little bit more like Larry the world would be a better place. He's the hero LA desperately needs, but doesn't deserve.

[@crochunter35]

Did you forget to take your meds?

[@hahahaha-ut6ir]

@@crochunter35 your mom forgot to take her meds and boom, here you are.

[@WakaWaka2468]

LA is a left wing shithole

[@ohnobro4760]

@@hahahaha-ut6ir OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@listrahtes]

That's funny LD Is a narcicist sometimes going on sociopath. You can laugh about it on tv but you don't want someone like that in your life. What makes people put up with him in show is his money and reputation

[@Eralen00]

"It doesn't mean you're entitled to go around to people's homes and BILK them out of candy" Larry uses the most random hilarious words lmao

[@grahmthrush4924]

Yeah and that line after the girl says she’s dressed up as a teacher. “Well I’d love to get a seat in your class.” Such a good scene.

[@thesecondshambler]

This is the best 4 minutes of Curb. Show this to anyone to see if they will like it or not.

[@TOHOFIEND54]

Larry David is the hero we both need and deserve

[@alexnaoum88]

How does Larry always end up the bad guy when he's right??? Society is baffling lol

[@kabooby0]

We live in a society smh 😤😤😤

[@chadhawley7050]

“when he’s right” Is that why he lied to the cops telling them the girls were 20, despite the fact that he thought they were 16? If you want the police to help you with anything, at least be honest with them and not be a bitter idiot about it

[@Darling137]

Like I told a guy who worked for me long ago, it's not what you say, it's how you say it. I agree he's almost always 100% right.

[@porsche911sbs]

because that's the source of comedy on the TV show

[@AGPfan]

Because it’s Curb Your Enthusiasm. The world hates Larry.

[@christianbh]

Funny how he keeps raising her age. First 16, then 17, then 20.

[@crochunter35]

Someone already said that.

[@emv1237]

"It's a social contract, you open the door,....you give the treat " 🤣🤣🤣

[@tylerrobinson5490]

I love that cop's explanation

[@deuteros]

It is also in the contract to have costumes...

[@arlieferguson3990]

I just love how there’s this dive into political philosophy before it’s all over. There’s an implicit contract between you and the trick or treaters. Actually, that’s kind of the whole show: a deliberation over implicit contracts.

[@assault410]

I remember one time this 20 somethings couple tried to trick or treat when I was younger. The guy was wearing a wife beater and i forget what the girl was wearing. My dad opened the door, laughed, and then closed it.

[@morgantown1]

the whole Elvira thing hahaha, Larry always unknowingly hurting his cause

[@Jawohl721]

I lost my hair in my early twenties and I’m thirty now and anytime some one uses bald as an insult I immediately turn into Larry and start laughing

[@philosophyraps6542]

The cop sighing after Larry respectfully denies him from the bald community is hilarious

[@mozartnoyon]

'felony or treat !' .. i think Larry is on to something here

[@ratso69ful81]

Those girls should get "Emmy's" for this, love the banter, "can we have some candy grandpa".... LMAO!!

[@Jex2112]

"How far can you take this thing?!.... 'Trick or Treat, BANG BANG!?' " LOL :D

[@nyeahsquidward5275]

My favorite part: Larry literally asks her "Do you wanna switch?" Cheryl says, "Yeah sure let me finish a few more bags." This entire thing would have been avoided if Cheryl had just switched and answered the door.

[@Anthony-r5q6w]

She was totally useless to him.

[@westingtyler1]

"he's not wrong, .....however...." could summarize pretty much every Curb scene.

[@IncompleteTheory]

The "LD Hole" on just the right door was a brilliant move.

[@zacharyjensen8918]

This clip never gets old

[@Wykesidefruitmachine]

Love the touch of him telling the cops that they were 20 as he realised his argument around withholding the treats wouldn't be taken seriously if he described them accurately. Getting them to agree on his concept of a cut off was more important than the capture of the offending youths 😂😂😂

[@tonyboyd7794]

"Teacher? Id love to have a seat in your class" i almost missed that line 😂

[@indiablackwell]

Larry “Me Tooed” before Metoo

[@edsh6902]

I came here to find someone who noticed it too 😂

[@glennarcher6]

Best thing that ever happened to Larry was Cheryl leaving him. She's a traitor

[@Don-md6wn]

Best Curb episode ever. Also had the fight over the origin of the Cobb Salad and Larry whistling Wagner.

[@dominicdennis320]

Felony or treat

[@deborahminter6231]

That's a good one!

[@funnellbyrd]

I move how the two policemen sat 'costume' at the same time, thus, undercutting his argument superbly. 2:46

[@ivanalovemore1686]

Man creates his own drama...he can make ANY situation a hot mess!! 🙂

[@jessicaparker1688]

2019 I missed her as his wife

[@mike196212]

I'm a part of the ''bald community'' and agree with Larry. The shaved heads are not with us. lol.

[@CanalTremocos]

It's cultural appropriation!

[@mike196212]

@@CanalTremocos Right you are. Friend of mine once suggested I become a shaved head. This still puzzles me: Why would I want to bring more attention to the fact that I'm bald?? Or,as another friend jokingly puts it(he's in the same position) ''balding?'' Which actually is true because I am only horseshoe bald and so is he. And I'm starting to sound like Larry. lol. Sorry.

[@shrimpflea]

Well then I guess I'm out. Sucks

[@AllTerroristsMustDie]

"We don't really consider you a part of the bald community, with all due respect." -- CLASSIC! Only Larry could get away with turning a simple Halloween prank into an accusation of a full-blown hate crime...and state as much to a BLACK POLICE OFFICER! The irony in this scene is so rich and meaty I could eat it! This and 30 Rock are the best comedies on TV!

[@hazelsam13]

So what if he’s black…..

[@regularyoutubename]

0:41 their delivery on “assh0le” and “fuc y0u” is too perfect 😂

[@nic8671]

3:55 - There's a social contract, all right. Holloween is for kids, not people old enough to work and buy their own candy. I think this was a point that Larry's character would have included. I'm surprised the writers missed it.

[@MoneyIsSilver]

In real life, those girls would never have gotten over the 8ft wall around the property or past the security cameras or the dogs.

[@DarkGob]

or the dogs with bees in their mouths or the robotic richard simmons

[@Betoven81]

dark gob lol

[@jinhyun1]

dark gob Smithers, release the hounds!

[@DarkGob]

come on guys it was a simpsons reference it's not that fucking funny, stop +1ing it

[@jinhyun1]

dark gob The Simpsons'moment though was very funny. The memory of that is what's getting the likes.

[@hank1519]

Larry manages to be 100% right and 100% wrong at the same time!

[@collegeman1988]

I hear Lifetime TV is going to make a TV movie about Larry David’s life -.Bald Asshole: The Larry David Story

[@huerta25264]

"we don't consider you part of the bald community" "sigh"" bahahahahahhaahhahahaha fucking hilarious

[@Neurotripsicks]

this is the funniest thing I've ever seen on television

[@hazelgoodshepherd9315]

I mean honestly I agree with him. The sense of entitlement with those girls was through the stratosphere. It felt SO satisfying to see him shut them down in that moment regardless of the repercussions. 😂

[@crochunter35]

Entitlement? They're actors playing a part.

[@hazelgoodshepherd9315]

@@crochunter35 Oh c'mon buddy... I'm talking about the entitlement of the characters they're playing not the actors themselves. Seriously..?😕

[@rareform6948]

@@crochunter35simp more lol

[@dr.rebuttal3009]

I didn't know that the trick extended to felony 😂😂

[@babymaude8469]

I want free candy at 40 years old!!!!!!

[@StephenPaulTroup]

The officer's sigh at 3:35 is perfect!

[@taze317]

May be my favorite episode, and I've seen them all, multiple times.

[@ivandiablo8282]

cheryl is too busy spending larry's $$$

[@_ata_3]

Cops teaching larry a lesson about halloween 😂

[@Rushmore222]

What an unbelievable harridan Cheryl's character is playing here. She's acting like Larry deserved that. Cheryl really is an awful wife.

[@MacClay8]

"Let's take in a refugee family so I can one-up the other faux-charity types at the social club!" "Well, that didn't work, I'm leaving you (and them), bye!"

[@Isleofskye]

" I didn't realise it was felony or treat "

[@unenombre5840]

"They were just using Halloween to get candy!"

[@deborahminter6231]

As everyone does🤣🤣🤣🎃

[@cremebrulee4759]

"Not everyone knows your rules, Larry". How true. And there are so many of them.

[@MikeD32784]

trick or treating at 40, I'm 40 years old can i get free candy hahahaha

[@deborahminter6231]

I would give a hundred year old candy if he or she was trick or treating. Lol!🎃

[@ikemefunaumeadi4947]

'felony or treat?' is such a wild statement to make...

[@MyComedyStore]

This is the funniest scene in the series followed by the prostitute carpool lane and then maybe the fire alarm being hit by the bat.

[@afmartin2734]

Those are classics, but there are way too many epic episodes to narrow it down to 3. Makes no sense.

[@larrydanadavid2435]

Funkhouser asking Richard if he has set a date to look at his girlfriend’s face is hilarious.

[@joeyfitz9]

Once again, Larry is right! I mean if they were wearing costumes, sure yeah, give them some candy. No costumes AND they were being so snotty and rude. No candy for you!!!

[@dispassionateobserver]

I stand with Larry on this one.

[@Decetop]

Hahaha Larry's dead set on preserving the sanctity of Halloween

[@red---paulvanravenswaay2247]

Wow, young people have so much energy!!!!!!

[@richardweeks1481]

Trick or treat bang bang

[@smitchix1]

That is some of the funniest shit I've seen..."You have chosen to shave your hair, that's a look you are cultivating to be fashoinable, but we don't consider you part of the bald community, with all due respect." Bwhahahahahahahahahahaha

[@kasihumber4440]

this is too good. I don't know what's scarier: the prospect of me ending up like this i n 30 years or the possibility that I'm already there.

[@marshall886]

When you start worrying about ;the economy, lower socio economic groups moving to your neighbourhood, and voting Republican, then you are there.

[@reticulator]

marshall886 Crap, Im there at 25...

[@LoseBellyFatNow0]

@@marshall886 fuck Republican pos

[@joelpeterson9035]

I’m with Larry on this one.

[@prsngfr]

For the first time in my life, at 27, I finally understood the meaning of “trick or treat”.

[@jamespn]

Larry is a comedic genius, cracks me up.

[@aroundandround]

Police advising Larry on trick or treat social etiquette is hilarious.

[@Tim_the_Enchanter]

"Not everybody knows your rules, Larry!" Curb Your Enthusiasm in a nutshell.

[@IPlayOneOnT.V.]

This dialogue seemed so real and appropriate for the situation, I'm sure that whole scene happened to Larry in real life.

[@almiacampbell5139]

I agree with Larry 😮😊🤔👍

[@matthewhopkins1282]

I'm bald and I'm with you brother Larry.

[@airjawcruz]

"use the holiday for your own selfish purposes"

[@ApeQuake]

Cheryl should never be within 50 yards of a glue factory or The Kentucky Derby...

[@Grant25]

that's rather hurmourous. She must be related to Sarah Jessica Parker! I hope she doesn't break a leg or they'll put her down!

[@Sfca49]

I didn't get the reference

[@jim191185]

I'd still ride that horse

[@sisbrawny]

You need your eyes checked then.

[@gls600]

Cheryl Hines is very attractive.