10 Things a Convict Can't Live Without in Prison | Larry Lawton | 59 |

[@DARisse-ji1yw]

Think I'll just stay out of prison.

[@jaysonquirke1087]

Coward

[@9thcanto759]

@@jaysonquirke1087 Not going to jail is cowardly now?

[@jaysonquirke1087]

9th Canto Yes. Only real men go to prison

[@DARisse-ji1yw]

@@jaysonquirke1087 Well, go rob an old lady, then pack your "suitcase" .....

[@jaysonquirke1087]

D.A. Risse I’m only joking prison is for scumbags and the innocent

[@cjorn]

The Suitcase is like a personal enderchest

[@krypto1390]

Cjornfarmer Your right lol

[@theoretic7856]

we used to call them prison wallets.. guess it just depends on what area you do time

[@bayleebooo]

i thought it was called a prison pocket

[@theoretic7856]

@@bayleebooo i know in prison we called the people who packed their prison wallets Keister Bunnies.

[@Spartanmeow251]

Shulker

[@garrett810]

My mans straight out giving us prison guide y’all better be taking notes

[@3mr0_]

garrett ye boi, im not going to prison. I dont want to get stabbed with an ass shank

[@garrett810]

User_man_ Human 😂😭😭 I’m deaddd

[@angelperez3750]

I'm getting an A in this class for sure.

[@diegojose193]

I think I’ll just avoid prison in the first place lol

[@garrett810]

ind0ctr1n3 I’ll keep it with my ass shank

[@rtimes3705]

“Hey, gimme all your money” “Why?” *proceeds to crap out a knife*

[@jacksepticeye_fan084]

😂😂😂😂WTF!!!

[@JNIC94]

I laughed so hard 🤣🤣🤣 thx bro

[@kemritwithgunbutrebornasle4021]

*craps out loaded gun*

[@funart6210]

Checkout: Prison Stories - Getting Shanked over a Subway Sandwich

[@mokushmasmo6009]

Lmaoooo

[@alvinchan215]

Let’s be honest this guy is a legend for keeping people entertained in quarantine

[@GalaxyAeterna]

Yse

[@Joe-bo2fv]

Yeye

[@franknatzel9035]

Yesssssssss

[@daybyday4735]

shut up

[@Joe-bo2fv]

@@daybyday4735 how's about you do, that was uncalled for, although that doesn't surprise me, there's a lot of uncalled for things about you

[@aggferret5364]

Going to prison tmrw, thanks for tips! See everyone in 2 years Edit: Got corona and am released. Suitcase feels nice, probs will keep it in.

[@nathanab5411]

Ferris Alkateeb bye 👋

[@bnwberto8888]

If your serious good luck brother

[@kpgotfire1625]

Hold it down

[@CD-hn2po]

Everyone think he’s serious

[@joseyanez633]

@keith torres :o

[@boogakahooga7472]

"You can put a Kite in your suitcase." Me: a fucking WHAT?!?!?

[@justinmartin4662]

Kids these days, in my day we flew our kites!

[@LokiTheClever]

A kite is a term for notes usually for various covert dealings

[@raymondqiu8202]

@@LokiTheClever he watched the video he just pointed out that it sounded weird af given the general meaning of kite. You might need to be a little smarter and understand what he meant by his comment instead of pointing out something obvious from the video

[@infamousjack1256]

Never gonna be able to look at the word "suitcase" the same way

[@lesblanscet8631]

Dude I’m sayin

[@Azariah287]

Lol

[@DeathHelper420]

Fr thoooo lol this keeps me out of prison

[@namethefifth7315]

Exactly

[@nmartin0600]

Me neither bro lol

[@donery5444]

Riley Reid would be godly at using a suitcase fr 😭🤣

[@luxsings6871]

walks into prison with a 20L backpack up her ass lawl

[@nathjizo9298]

Easy

[@kshotkappa]

Fax

[@jackkelso297]

She’d be the shank sales person

[@jackiechan7635]

Bruh she’d use a regular suitcase

[@Jack_EFC]

Larry could you play a game called the escapists. It’s a fun game about escaping prison and it would be good to see you play either the first or second game

[@daradempsey1921]

Facts please like so he can see

[@OneGuyIKnow]

Perhaps prison architect

[@proffesornugget1613]

@@OneGuyIKnow the way you escape from those prisons is burning everything

[@OneGuyIKnow]

@@proffesornugget1613 true

[@krisrivera3514]

Alpha75 hes too dumb

[@thelonelyteddy1805]

The moment he said "gives me the willies" i knew my life was finally complete

[@TheTopTurnchuckle]

“You need a brain to survive in prison. They go for 200 bucks on the commissary. But you get your brain, and you usually take it a part, and KAPOW! You have a razor blade“

[@kingarthur313]

Only 200?? Damn cigs r a box of ziti!

[@darkskinwhite]

hahaha

[@Icekoldjuice]

😂😂😂😂

[@DARisse-ji1yw]

You don't need much of a brain to stay out of prison.

[@TheTopTurnchuckle]

@@DARisse-ji1yw that’s actually a great point

[@shayanyadegari1234]

when he said he rubbed the cologne on his outfit to smell good for his visitors it brought tears to my eyes. it's a human being at the end of the day and you just feel bad

[@snak-4758]

Damn that's sad you're right

[@justinayers3589]

that did some really bad shit and is there for a reason

[@ybarager477]

@@justinayers3589 very true

[@DXMagician411]

@fuckface unstoppable justin is obviously some wonderbread 15 yr old, wouldn't waste my time trying to get serious answers or logic out of the turd

[@SmolAndAngyyy]

@@justinayers3589 lol ah yes, because the prison system is infallible and only violent criminals who deserve it get imprisoned right? Oops wrong. What a childish outlook.

[@killerbug2201]

Me: I've never done anything illegal* KZbin: hey watch all these videos talking about being in prison.

[@ChiefReal]

Hey you never know

[@AQWVegeto]

Never?

[@jesseaverill1844]

It's because you've played/googled gta probably, he does that

[@matthew_natividad]

Me: write that down! write that down!

[@Laudanum-gq3bl]

It’s surprising what can send you to jail (if not prison). The US has the highest incarceration rate of any developed country. Innocent people go to prison, too.

[@DanteYewToob]

“Those prisoners are learning to communicate and work together!” “Why?!” “To read, and write!” “They must be stopped! Get the fucking rubber!” American prisons are not about rehabilitation or betterment, it’s just about hiding our trash. I love joke recently on Rick and Morty where there is a prison fight “Do you think it has something to do with us cramming all of the violent ones into the same small place?!” “I dunno… not my problem.” Lol

[@Cardb33]

The people who disliked this video are the people who forgot to put tape on their Suitcase.

[@lawlessrutandstrutoutdoors1300]

Brandon C lmaoooooooooooo

[@jasonrathmann9359]

TheBlankStare stfu you salty bitch you just mad he lived and is living a better life then you

[@jasonrathmann9359]

TheBlankStare like sexist have you seen the program he started where he has saved kids for a bad path

[@Cardb33]

@TheBlankStare Jeez. Do you really feel all criminals are bad people? You may have grew up in a shell and don't understand circumstances but judging people you don't know based on an assumption is a huge but general flaw among "honest tax paying" people. I've met horrible heartless church people and "law breaking criminals" that would give you the shirt off their back and do anything for you. After all, laws are only laws because your Government says they are. The World isn't black and white and you're absolutely ignorant for calling people you don't know "scum".

[@l.k5244]

@TheBlankStare someone hasn't heard of the prison industrial complex what a naive idiot

[@martineastman9855]

I'm always impressed by the ingenuity of incarcerated people.

[@shadowdragonx07]

well NU SHIT SHURLOCK chu should be after all inmates got nothing but time ta think of shit

[@evo_dallas4941]

I'm more impressed with people who avoid prison

[@jnamtip1234]

@@evo_dallas4941 innit

[@xCallMeBamx]

Prison can turn anyone into an engineer lol

[@aaronaustin9814]

@@evo_dallas4941 sometimes shit happens man and some people are falsely accused so don’t be on your high horse

[@blindey]

Timestamps 10 - 00:30 - A Part of A Shank 9 - 01:35 - A "Suitcase" (The rectal kind) 8 - 03:59 - Styrofoam Cups 7 - 07:23 - A Carton of Cigarettes 6 - 08:38 - A Razor Blade 5 - 13:44 - A Shaving Set 4 - 14:59 - Tattoo Gun 3 - 15:57 - Headphones (with transistor radio) 2 - 16:48 - Books 1 - 17:55 - Your Brain

[@SANxJONERO]

Thanks

[@carlmorgan8452]

The last one is all you need

[@Emolga2225]

0 - Fifi

[@bobbemis8911]

flexin with the second camera

[@zeronegative3108]

@@72marshflower15 Doing it over again? He turned his life around. People make mistakes. Do you not see all the good he does? The info he shares? Inmate reform or whatever it's called? He has his own scared straight program. He's not doing it all again. He's sharing details of a past life. It's interesting and entertaining, good forbid you ever go-to jail for something minor and have to squad up with your race for protection which idgaf who you are and how unracist you are that is your only option. Then in order to run with your race you better damn well do what the shot callers say or get beat even worse by your own ppl. They gonna tell you to hurt or stab someone, then your sentence goes up you might go from jail to prison you NEVER know. This information could come in handy. He's not a poser, he's the real deal. And if you think he's bad for sharing interesting stories of his time then what do you call the people exploiting prisoners and their stories and lives daily on the television? There are entire TV series dedicated to this kinda stuff. Fk outta here with that hater bs. This man has a big heart it's clear as day. Act like you're some kinda saint you'd probably get turned over with a mouth like that not only in the pin but on the street. Doubt you'd say that to the man's face. Show some respect.

[@72marshflower15]

Zero Negative it’s one thing to reform yourself. It’s another to advertise your disposition as celebrity... Gtfo.. Edit for p.s. I can’t stand people in public talking about prison time like it was some privileged shit after the fact... If shows like this are the pulse popularity of America, no wonder we’re fucked 🤣🤣🤣

[@minddtrixxter4983]

@@72marshflower15 you can't.... you can't be this delusional about Larry. He talks about prisoners like humans, he talks about prison about how it was. I don't ever intend to land in prison but it's still interesting to me.

[@jacksoncj4145]

72marshflower15 just shows your ignorant No one acts like prison was a fucking privilege you moron Why is it wrong to be showing and telling what he did in prison when the mass majority of people find it interesting and he goes to schools and other programs and teaches them why they need to change they ways. But u are just butthurt abt something we don’t know about 😂 Ig that why your name marshflower

[@72marshflower15]

Mindd Trixxter this isn’t a life to fantasize about. He’s only giving you the Disney version. It’s you who may be delusional. I’ve had so much shit stolen from me by traitor cuckflakes like this guy and he’s got the nerve to be making money on this shit? No. In a scenario where shit hits the fan, he’d be one of the first I’d have to “vote off the island”. Have to be. He’s too insidious on the low key. Could never trust him.

[@seraphimfahmy3510]

"She'll be 18 in like 3 days it's fine" My recommended:

[@2.1.3manny]

WTF!!!

[@SkippyTheSpiteful]

*My Pimp Hamster Approves*

[@livemolidre]

LMAOO

[@starpex2166]

Lol

[@dombayt5071]

LMFAOOOOOOOO🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣IM FUCKING DYING!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@thomas8164]

As a soon to be criminal defense attorney, I'll be recommending your KZbin channel to all my clients facing prison time

[@seangrogan9393]

You get KZbin in jail?

[@rreprah9515]

@@seangrogan9393 Do you know "facing prison time" and "serving prison time" is different?

[@jimcrain2647]

You need to make sure they don't go to prison first. And there are others with advice as well.

[@candidlyopinionated19]

Did anyone else think for a second GQ had discovered Larry and gave him a video?

[@Slugle]

yes I read the title then saw that it was on larrys channel

[@PhasmicFN]

@@Slugle same

[@connerross3661]

I clicked on the video just to comment that

[@krich451]

He actually has done videos like that, I don't think for GQ but he's done them for wired I believe.

[@prezidenttrump5171]

No, but the people agreeing with you will make you think you're a majority.

[@aaron108]

“As you notice, this cup has a hole, that’s so it can be used as a 1/2 in drive ratchet so you can remove your doors at night to get exclusive access to the shower.”

[@bullseyetx834]

Most convicts get out and don't want to talk about all this stuff. They just want to leave it behind. But this guy is making a killin off of these experiences.

[@Growingdopamine818]

Niggas in l.a all they do is talk about life in prison once they get out... like go the fuck back or stfu and act right... Hard truths

[@crazytrucker2376]

@@Growingdopamine818 🤣🤣🤣

[@cletusspucklerstablejeaniu1059]

Maybe that interior decorator job fell through and he figured there was this.

[@Lady8D]

I've watched so many videos like this over the years and yet this is the first time I've seen one done by someone honest enough to mention the suitcase, thank you for your honesty!

[@antares____]

Larry Lawton educates us on things we didn't even know we wanted to know, but his content is really good. Go Larry!

[@agnb1098]

Antares on bro

[@legueu]

Being educated on stuff you didn't know you cared about is a big part of youtube for some reason.

[@nitrowrldd4795]

i was gonna like your comment but im gonna keep it 420

[@_mb_b_th_v_b_]

4:17 We called that "the trap" in A Block (basically SHU). If you needed to talk to a guy down in another cell you'd shout "Yo, Brian! Come to the trap!" You could also talk through the vent system if you needed a little more privacy. Of course all the other inmates could hear you but the guards couldn't. One time the night shift "forgot" to let us out for our showers for 3 whole nights and after complaining to day shift nothing changed so we all arranged through the vents to throw all our shit out the trap at the same time after dinner; Piss, shit, water, coffee, Kool-Aid, milk, condiments, trays, trash, everything. We got our showers that night.

[@deathtrap5556]

Damn bro what were you in prison for?

[@deathtrap5556]

@@spazmoidaljellyfish1277 like slavery?

[@imnotsmartbutimdumb]

Well fucking done my dude, guaranteed a decent chunk of those guards are shittier people than most inmates.

[@peterlyons8793]

Guess who cleaned up all the shit after finishing their showers?

[@jaif7327]

very hard to take this seriously with that pfp no offence lmao

[@impranaysg]

"these are great speakers" Bose and JBL need to take notes

[@cherrylyndon684]

Lmao

[@soversetile]

I yelled 💀

[@Jeremy_Hill_2020]

XD

[@aidanmakinster922]

LMAO 😂

[@EnsignLovell]

They're great speakers because in prison they manually limit the built in speakers in devices so you need to push your ear to it to hear music, they are bad sound quality, styrofoam cups will amplify that sound a bit but not by a lot, it's like making a speaker with a yoghurt pot in school.

[@Adamo_92]

I went to prison for 3 weeks once (believe it or not) where most of the staff members there were very nasty where I was and I can honestly say that things like Nails, Headphones, CDs, Batteries, anything with a motor, anything that's glass, needles and stuff like that were absolutely forbidden there, let alone things like RAZOR BLADES! When I was in prison, I actually managed to carry with me a cigarette packet with a razor blade hidden beneath the layers of the packet at the bottom and that remained my secret for a while. But one fine evening, while I was on my best behavior, the staff felt the need to search me for reasons of suspicion. When they finally emptied my pockets and tore up my cigarette packet and after they discovered my razor blade they put in solitary confinement for nearly days without question. The thing is, I was only allowed to use things like an Mp3player, headphones, and a speaker only during the day under strict supervision. I was only lucky enough to keep a small alarm clock next to my bed just to keep the time. But I have to say, I found that this video really hinted on a lot of my experiences in life which is why I really enjoyed watching this because it's amazing what you can accomplish with these little things in life, I was very impressed by this! 🙂 I hope to see more videos like these! P.S: To anyone else reading this, be good and stay away from prison! 💕🙏🏻😉

[@cheyennewilson6978]

How do you go to prison for three weeks? I’m intrigued.

[@childofcascadia]

@cheyennewilson6978 System error?

[@Adamo_92]

@cheyennewilson6978 I was meant to stay there for a month to 2. But thanks to professionals that vouched for me especially given that my behavioural records were good, I was granted a better release date. The institutions in my country were (and are) run jungle. Especially from a beurocratic standpoint. The how, is a very personal. All due respect. ✌🏻🙏🏻

[@Adamo_92]

@@childofcascadia Figuratively speaking, Yeah.

[@baaspindakaas4680]

When he said you can put a kite in there. My first thought was these ripped inmates playing around on the yard with an actual kite

[@tracetassie4637]

Lol running with a kite and then gets shanked😂

[@aidan7459]

dont worry, it was my first thought too

[@alidaleeannspence2734]

LOL! I knew what he meant, watch alot of prison documentaries

[@luxsings6871]

I swear they should teach engineering to inmates. They've already got the spirit of it down, and it'd give them something useful to do once they're out

[@leviboom0932]

Some prison offers Vocational/College Education

[@Serjo777]

@@leviboom0932 Like.. for free? oO

[@hollieisonyt4459]

Serjo777 I KNOW WHAT YOURE THINKING, ITS NOT WORTH IT

[@leviboom0932]

@@Serjo777 its funded by the government but its "NOT WORTH IT" to gamble your life and your track record for prison life

[@Zachary-cq2jv]

fantastic idea. should write it in

[@kalebnolan8343]

“A carton goes for $1000” nods in understanding from Australia

[@tylerlaforest7917]

Kaleb Nolan lmfao

[@ImmortalJeremy]

aka a really nice tv or the newest phone

[@Puddingskin01]

Well, I mean. That is a prison.

[@kalebnolan8343]

Immor†al Jeremy newest phone is gonna set you back 2g in Australia 😂

[@j.hateshisjob5137]

@@kalebnolan8343 wait, I don't get it? Is shit really expensive in Australia or am I missing a joke lol

[@ethanotto5062]

I just realized Larry likes almost every comment and now I feel a little bit happier!

[@NameHere2243]

Not your comment tho

[@armedwithwings3953]

@@NameHere2243 that’s just sad 😆

[@jarreaumasogo7595]

👀

[@siyacer]

Rejected

[@paulsmith7565]

@@armedwithwings3953 loo 7

[@TheMarionick]

Larry: *Gets out of prison to prevent teens from getting into prison only to start giving prison tips* FBI watching this video: *Visible confusion*

[@itsSebastianl0lz]

So when trouble is about to start, everybody is like "give me a sec" and shits out their suitcase. Hardcore

[@cheezit7150]

His name is larry lawton because he broke the LAW a TON

[@cheezit7150]

@HexSD wellp i never seen this one and i actually said this out loud to my brother while we were having dinner cant get much original man

[@shorgoalam7283]

Haha

[@ybarager477]

@@cheezit7150 cringe af comment, never comment sum like that again, we dont want cringe here

[@cheezit7150]

@@ybarager477 you literally watch gay gta 5 jewel heist videos dont talk to me about cringe boyo 😂

[@ybarager477]

@@cheezit7150 yeah, i watch larry lawton but i dont make cringe puns with his name, if your going to make a pun make it good

[@geraldparks1621]

I spent 8 months in jail waiting for my "speedy trial," and I found the guards to be the dregs of society - brutal, stupid and corrupt. Can you tell us about prison guards, Larry? Btw, they kept pushing back my trial by making me get psych evals (as if I must be crazy to want a trial). I gave in and pled to a felony when I met a guy who'd been there two years waiting for his trial.

[@davidgm1000]

Ifu cant do the time, then dont do the crime!

[@lolaloves6574]

@@davidgm1000 Innocent until found guilty. Everyone deserves their day in court.

[@IneptOrange]

@@davidgm1000 You're a moron and you didn't read the comment.

[@davidgm1000]

​@@IneptOrange I didn't think we were n the school playground calling each other names! I thought this was a platform for logical debate if one disagrees with another's POV, or is hurling verbal and physical abuse at your opponent your only means of defending your stance. Bit of a rhetorical question really as it is you who describes yourself as inept. I did read the comment and the law clearly states if you plead guilty then you ARE guilty. This guy figured that with time served he'd be better off than waiting to be tried and have a more serious punishment. If you plead guilty when not, then you have committed perjury, also a crime. I am in no way defending the guards or condoning the system, but I'd rather the Gallows Pole than plead guilty to a murder I had NO part in, ergo my opinion, which is from 3,000 miles away, but somehow still offends you if you've done nothing wrong 99 to 1 you will not be held for 8 months, but if you did, then stop moaning, whining and complaining but do your time like a man, and don't let your time do you. Bit of a rant there, so, apologies if oranges do not speak English, but here's hoping the inept ones do. Cheers mate & sorry if you're feeling juiced!!

[@spitrich8529]

@@davidgm1000 damn his comment really pissed you off eh? Maybe hes fucking with you buddy no need to write a thesis

[@dustinmeritt5593]

i "suitcase" my car keys everyday just so i don't lose them

[@justinmartin4662]

And you still lost them? How many times?!

[@dustinmeritt5593]

@@justinmartin4662 i haven't, just preventive measures

[@stinkykid1352]

amazing idea

[@armybeef68]

I sure hope you're not a Janitor

[@wesleyflores7416]

I suitcase just to suitcase. No objects to save.. Just for fun!! Lmao jk jk 😂😂😅

[@SoftwareAgentsTV]

I'm pretty sure if Larry spoke at more schools, youth crime would plummet in this country.

[@matthewwalden3460]

No, others notice the talents or beauty you EMPloy and they premeditate a way to take your gifts by BLACKOUT and putting Kristen Stewart or Edward Snowden in me at 13.... thats lame AMeriCA.... WAKE UP, California and Austria, New Zealand and 21st Century New York (San Antonio).....

[@christopherdean9684]

@@matthewwalden3460 what the fuck are you getting at

[@f1rebreather123]

Matthew Walden most people won’t get this

[@f1rebreather123]

Software Agents TV especially if he got into the more gruesome parts of prison

[@SoftwareAgentsTV]

@Big Piff I felt sick to my stomach and had to pause the video at that part. and then I came back for more punishment. Damn this channel and it's brilliance. It's like I'm under hypnosis.

[@waynepayne9875]

Who else was surprised that number one on his list wasn't "my celly's ass"

[@nathanward9745]

🤣

[@vaughnalexander32]

Wayne you crazy bro lmao

[@jotarokujo608]

You need to entertain yourself in prison so I'm surprised it's not on the list

[@SerialIlIPalm]

Wayne Payne98 looking at your Profil you seem very intelligent

[@elevenseven007]

LOL😄 or LMAO!😄

[@jasonwijt]

I was in prison in the Netherlands and it’s a heaven compared to the USA We had ps4 and all kind of luxury items

[@jonanderson4474]

I know I heard him say he was in maximum.

[@BigG344]

Truly amazing how ingenious these convicts can be. They literally make anything out of the most common every day, simple materials. Absolutely amazing.

[@CraigJannuzzi]

Well, I'm only 11 but just in case..............

[@rehanmollick6953]

XD haha ur too young but ya know "teach em young"

[@tippedbacktj8492]

im 13 and have watched all his vids each twice

[@dmitryklevchuk6436]

@Torture Killah2 Don't do milk and get 8 hours of drugs.🤣🤣

[@ziwuri]

@@tippedbacktj8492 Well now I'm worried about you😅

[@almightyjay105]

Do drugs... i mean dont do drugs 😳

[@StillLiving]

Anyone else expect him to start off with, "Every prisoner needs a screw"

[@MurphyTX1]

Hey Larry! There’s these “Top Ten Life Hacks in Prison” videos i remember seeing people react to a couple of years ago, everybody’s reaction to it was like “Well how are you gonna get a match or a toothbrush case in prison?” Maybe you can check these out and rate them as a good or bad life hack

[@legueu]

cool idea

[@freemarketmexican4871]

Nice idea

[@rgentum]

Well you see that Heist is already over.

[@freemarketmexican4871]

@@rgentum smh, roblox n00b

[@delta6378]

This

[@CX190_PROOF]

governments watching you like "why did we let him out..."

[@trubblegum5787]

Oh you wanna fight DO YA!? Well... give me a few moments to pull a proper weapon from my rear.

[@Unknown-sf3pc]

*patiently waits outside the toilet for you to shit out a screw*

[@damndisplace07]

Thanks for these videos man. My little brother is in prison for 30 years for attempted murder & kidnapping. These give me insight to his daily life. I'm the only person in the family to check on him and give him commissary.

[@tmurrayis]

And I thought I had it tough with 7 years at a Christian Brothers of Ireland boarding school in the 1970's. I will never complain about it again, honest.

[@justinmartin4662]

Did they teach you to make fertilizer bombs?

[@9norin113]

I respect how he turned his life around so well and now is giving us these cool ass insights about what life is like in prison

[@mskull24gaming79]

Cool ass insights quite literally

[@theondebray]

Never having been in trouble with the law, I'm really enjoying this series!! I've done plenty of survival expeditions in the natural world, but this is a whole different world. BTW Larry, you are obviously a very able person, I would have thought you could make yourself a lot of money in the 'normal world' - maybe you are doing that right now?! Good on you mate.

[@tortster131]

maybe link has a suitcase. idk how else he carries all those items

[@xllifyv3927]

Underrated comment

[@nicksibrava9785]

See I’m watching Prison Break and I thought you meant one of the main characters😂

[@deeznuts-kw6yv]

Imagine some guy with an engineering degree goes in prison

[@LukeyEds]

This guy gets it! What a concept

[@deeznuts-kw6yv]

Luke the creativity of a prisoner + the knowledge of a graduate = terrifyingly awful results

[@Osbaldoownz]

Prisonbreak

[@Its.Corey.]

Michael Scofield did!

[@myalt3019]

With all the ingenuity of this stuff, it's likely some people did

[@stevenwheat3621]

3:01 "I knew a guy that had a friend that........" I hope your pooper has healed up properly..

[@memyselfandi2179]

yes sir, RIP pooper

[@melodywashington96]

Knowing all my dads tattoos are from injecting Sharpie into his skin 😳😳😳 lol

[@shadygraves]

My 1st tat was a jailhouse 'pick & poke'!

[@austinb3560]

Larry: **picks his own items** Larry: now that’s where he went wrong

[@MysticWarrior123]

GQ: Doesn't bring Larry Lawton on a Top 10 Essentials video. Larry Lawton: 'Fine I'll do it myself'.

[@mikea1127]

Thank the gods he didn't demo how to hide the "suitcase".

[@50calfire11]

You can only like if you didn’t search for it.

[@cashwaldrum3713]

69 likes I see

[@codycooper_3576]

imagine being a prison guard watching this lol

[@RLSHthephantom]

This dudes videos are very informative to me as a CO

[@michaelyackovich155]

I’m Sure they know

[@b0leg23]

They already know all these stuff

[@wesleyflores7416]

Fuck them cops. ACAB

[@1spore2]

They know all this shit goes down

[@stepup7244]

My man Larry knows the old saying - an inmate does what he's told. A convict does what he wants. Thanks for the videos man. Keeps it fresh in my head, and I hope you or I never have to go back.

[@weswaters8998]

Ill have to say that it's a good idea to give out the basics of the joint to people, because I have personally witnessed multiple people get smashed because without knowing they walked through a no-no lane for there race, accidentally picked up someone else's clean laundry, smacking with an open mouth at chow , having bad breath, it's pretty simple to follow a few rules as always keep good hygiene, always keep your area clean and orderly, do not touch anything that's not yours, decide early on if your willing to apply yourself to prison life or just do your own time, never take anything from someone even if they offer it to you, if a war breaks out know your place and join your race and partake. In NM if a battle is breaking you have to join your own kind, and join in the violence or you will be dealt with no matter what. Easy enough , best if you hear no evils, see no evils, and speak no evils

[@marioromano4039]

I've made everything from surround sound stereos with amplifier to tattoo guns and shanks, prison engineering is resourceful to say the least...time is a God for those with nothing to do

[@TerenceA72]

I love the ingenuity of all of this, I wish I could show here the lighter I was shown that some people make in the UK in prison, Not sure my description will really explain it well, We have lighters in the UK called a Clipper, the flint wheel assembly comes out in one working piece (So you can replace the flint), using a small piece of wood with a hole for the flint wheel (just deep enough to hold it) then a second hole next to it right through the wood, They would then use the strands from a mop (must be a new mop) pushed through the second hole, once the end has been burned once (like made black on the end) you can use the flint wheel to get an ember burning on the end of the mop strand which can be used to light cigarettes ect, once you've lit your cigarette simpy pull the mop strand back inside the blook of wood so it goes out. Incredibly simple but it works and in that situation thats all you need.

[@charlesbean4437]

Brother of mine went to GC lock up in NC our home state. He ended up doing probably six years. He would talk about the many hustles people had. Your pod is one big community, got religious people, techs, college kids, all sorts of people. And everyone had to respect the other persons hustle. If you're an ink slinger and someone else is too, ask before you do. If you sell cigs and someone does too, ask first or just share. Whatever you think would prevent a fight. My brother would draw, that was his hustle. My brother would draw whatever people asked for and get 1.50 here or 4.00 there depends on how much you wanted on the paper and how long it'd take. Prisons wild man.

[@37thraven]

Something tells me, when he says "If you don't have the brains to survive" he means streetsmarts and situational awareness, vs. a 'beautiful mind' full of physics

[@kyeh8445]

37thraven No shit

[@37thraven]

@@kyeh8445 Lol. Love you too bro 😘 It was my polite Canadian way of saying 'I don't think this guy's standards of smart (hiding blades up your ass) is on par with the engineers who machine them.' But I know me and my programmer buds would be the first to get turned out or shanked.

[@DARisse-ji1yw]

If you don't have the brains to stay out of prison !

[@andreibors7930]

@@37thraven r/iamverysmart

[@37thraven]

*shrugs* Just something I've thought about before. The electric toothbrush tattoo gun is actually pretty clever, if it doesn't give you an infection. slate.com/human-interest/2013/11/what-is-it-like-to-be-smart-or-geeky-in-prison.html

[@Its.Corey.]

That "suitcase" rectum thing, sounds extremely painful!

[@Noah_2008]

meh doesnt seem painful seems more like it would be uncomfortable

[@evanbarnes2484]

You get used to it, I knew a guy who could smuggle 100g of tobacco + bupe and other drugs in his ass sans suitcase

[@Freezegopher]

My uncle went to prison and he never talked about it so watching this lets me know what really happened to him

[@Blueford3]

I saw the thumbnail and deadass thought you were stone cold Steve Austin 😂

[@HandyFox333]

Same here!

[@clashingcan8277]

Larry, I love how you show the positives and the negatives of prison without holding back. Keep it up g

[@eti2332]

Standard prison ritual: inserting a suitcase where the sun doesnt shine

[@royferguson3909]

if that's ' your bag'

[@heywoodyablowme9886]

We used to put a piece of the flavor packet from the instant soup back in the razor because that was silver and looks exactly like the blade when cut to size and placed in the 🪒 razor.

[@vqizp]

My crime was when I was two and I took cookie from the cookie jar

[@kritikitti3868]

Wasn't breaking & entering as there was no lock on cookie jar.

[@CS-ks3yy]

Well honesty not much less than the kid who got 6 years for a sarcastic threat playing runescape.

[@grimmywizard]

NeVer go beyond that. The world's got shitty people making laws and horrendous laws

[@fbiagent9666]

My crime was waiting til mah motha counted to three

[@parkerelliott6484]

I was half expecting him to say, "This one smells fine though."

[@cowtaplayz8277]

Who would’ve known tampons would be a very essential tool for men

[@Shanedog76]

I love hearing your prison story's, but how does talking about prison not bother you with tons of bad memory's?

[@LarryLawtonJewelThief]

It does sometimes. But I know I am helping someone NOT go to prison.

[@edk2221]

@@LarryLawtonJewelThief great intent, man! Some of us made a mistake a long time ago, and hope to never do so again. And to help someone else not take that misstep does the soul good

[@jayskicksnfits9372]

*stories* and *memories* 😁😂🤣.

[@justinsteinbach2174]

@@jayskicksnfits9372 💀 why

[@BillGraper]

@@justinsteinbach2174 That's how those words are spelled.

[@UziNineMillomeetah]

I wonder if I could use that suitcase method to save weight on my airline carry-on...

[@bryanmacdonald8015]

Here I was thinking the styrofoam cup was to make a telephone with your homie in the next cell. Boy I wouldn't last in prison.

[@testtester8492]

Funny that he has “law” in his name

[@treesab]

CMS- Correctional Medical Services Don't hold it against me, CMS was a former employer of mine when I worked as a nurse at IMSI in the late 90's. Inmates used to hail me down by hollering out, "CMS!" It's just what they would call out to get our attention. There's quite a bit of ingenuity amongst the inmates. Making tat guns out of calculator parts, boiled down mushy pasta used to sculpt art pieces.....and the contraband collection we were shown during our 3 week training and orientation program was impressive!

[@fortunemajada938]

Hold up...Is it possible to use more than one suitcase? Asking for a friend.

[@connor5726]

I got 3 in right now but I think one is two far up I can’t get it out

[@AwesomeMars4]

@@connor5726 wtf😂

[@bitchnoi5539]

@@connor5726 😂😂😂😂

[@bitchnoi5539]

@@connor5726 is it out now

[@ethanmyers6917]

Connor Jackson need help 😳😳

[@truthdookie]

Jesus. I’ve never been and never hope to go. Why am I binge watching this? I have no idea. But here I am.

[@chuckmanson6092]

The "suitcase" looks pretty big to me.

[@zanderdaniels1848]

Larry, you need to team up with After Prison Show. That collaboration would be legendary.

[@diphenhydramine6072]

Haven't watched that dude since 2017

[@jakeneuman8122]

When he said suitcase that’s exactly what I was thinking he was talking about 😂

[@trenboloneytony7609]

We used the inside of a chips bag to replace the blade on the razor. Worked every single time.... fool proof

[@spedyganzals1822]

This is he best 10 video out there I promise you that

[@Thrashaero]

Should have all this stuff in a shrinkwrapped thing at the store with his pose at the top. "Larry Lawton's Prison Survival Kit" 19.99

[@kojiyaw]

Larry: "this are styrofoam cups" Me: "ah shit, so you hide specific drugs here" Larry: "they're used for speakers" Me: *"oh"*

[@willtipton100]

Lmao same

[@spongebobsquarepants8403]

Ah I see you're not getting it right, that's what the suitcase is for buddy.

[@alirezajohari8916]

As Larry was going on about all those hiding places and methods I was asking myself "how come guards don't stop them from doing all those stuff?" Then Larry explained in brilliantly: "yes, the guards know about them, they know everything we do, but I doubt they would bother check all the books in a prison (or everyone's rectum for that matter!!!)!

[@Rang15]

Larry interviewed himself LMAOOO i tought it was GQ

[@EinarasR]

This is like afterprisonshow but he talks about maximum security

[@iladies8580]

Na Larry is a lot more humble and genuine than afterprisonshow

[@SI0AX]

@@iladies8580 I like them both. IMO.

[@iladies8580]

SI0AX I don’t have a problem with afterprisonshow, he just seems more cocky than Larry.

[@SI0AX]

@@iladies8580 That is the style he adopted after serving more sentences. You can see his older videos when he was very young how he is way more calm. Prison changed him to act all cocky and intimidating. Like when you see him do the interview videos, he looks and kind of seems aggressive and makes it look more like an interogation but he's just not conscience about the aggression he shows, lol.

[@bnwberto8888]

I just found that guy today and but didn’t really watch the video I thought he came off as more a prison guard not a prisoner but this guy I like 👍🏻

[@Luna_MorningStar]

My twin has been in and out of jail since he was 17, I wish I can help him but it's hard

[@Broimcatholic670]

My man did his own GQ, GQ should offer him a real one.

[@Talraidian]

There's a really cool game called The Escapist, I feel like Larry would enjoy doing a review of the game. I feel like he'd also enjoy the art style of the game.

[@jeremyotaku2857]

Chris Blake when I was younger I watched Jacksepticeye played it.. he definitely should review it.

[@autismsgayming2133]

@@jeremyotaku2857 it's my favorite series to this day

[@kanyewest3233]

FBI watching this like - 👁👁 👄

[@bathegg1693]

Surprised with what you need because I would never think of this

[@robertcuratolo5339]

Why he do 11 months in the Hole?...Wasn't because he was a jewel thief.

[@sirmounted8499]

@@robertcuratolo5339 Probably because he stabbed someone

[@robertcuratolo5339]

@@sirmounted8499 Ohh i see he seems like a nice guy out of prison...lol...I guess he wasn't mentally tough like he said in the video at that time...Thanks

[@Youngstunna508]

Your The Real Deal Man !! Appreciate It How You Spread The Word To The Youth Kids About . STAYING OUT OF JAIL !!

[@Nick-yb4dl]

Who disliked this video like how can u dislike his video he’s so chill 😂

[@BabyLetsCruise]

Those are all the guys who didn't get invited for pasta

[@memyselfandi2179]

@@BabyLetsCruise yes sir, they didnt cough up what we needed

[@heatherjohnson7982]

Hes kinda monotone and takes forever to get to the point it's kind of exhausting to watch. But its interesting info. My mother has been in prison most of my life. I dont dislike his videos. But I can see why

[@italianspaghetti9056]

Prison guards lol

[@mattylad2696]

Why is it so hard to believe this guy was a jewel Thief even though I know he is he just seems down to earth