S5 E19: Prosecutors, Stupid Watergate & Paul Manafort: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver

[@surrexi]

"please don't die" *looks at the camera like i'm on the office*

[@michaelkroesche6154]

Whenever they do the massive media personalities all saying the same thing at the same time it sounds like the Borg from Star Trek

[@SupremeFenix274]

That's pretty much how they did it. It's a very good effect for the Borg.

[@joshuagingrich3881]

You know, I'd never thought about it like that, but you're exactly right

[@LunaryxDiarmait]

It's amazing that Stupid Watergate is still going to this day.

[@iyeetsecurity922]

Man. Watching John Oliver when you're stoned before bed, is a pleasant experience.

[@taicollins2303]

Yasss

[@axilleu_s]

me every night

[@tchk0ma01]

I doubt he'd agree with you 😂

[@Pibealges]

​@@tchk0ma01actually I feel like he would find it pretty funny

[@PremierCCGuyMMXVI]

Ohhh!!!

[@sheraz1001]

I am from a third-world country and still think that US judicial system is a mess.

[@musicauthority674]

Kilmead being freaked out by sharks is funny as hell.

[@synapse7274]

John Oliver vs the Audience (22:30) reduced me to tears

[@tengkudita3665]

Actually it’s 22:11

[@bonniebrush94]

Thanks John and team! I'm working through these, albeit slowly.

[@Zeb364]

Definitely not a coincidence that the awkward weeder teenager looks a lot like a younger John.

[@demogorghon]

It's amazing how I watch those old seasons and could be fooled those are current episodes

[@vaclavvrobel9036]

Seriously though, John, thank you very much, you made a decade of my life much better :)

[@TeamCryptidRobotics]

it's depressing watching this the same week Missouri executed an innocent man

[@bellyjellybean248]

19:24 oof 😭

[@Socioromanticism]

Woof*

[@gynedroid9356]

watching this and getting the existential crisis of wondering if i really am the only person who actually read the teacher's assigned reading list always i'm something worse than a nerd and a teacher's pet, somehow 😭

[@AzmodaeusStern]

Much worse-a person who can slog through the mounds of word vomit😂

[@bonniebrush94]

Guarantee that you still love some of those books today. Might even own a few of them. 😊

[@jaredschroeder7555]

I've read all of the books each group had been assigned to read, with 6 groups total. Granted, I'm a turbo nerd, but Absolutely not a teachers pet.

[@jasondm300]

Still bringing up the Late Great Alphonse Capone 6 years later.

[@musicauthority674]

Manifort isn't in prison. Al Capone was in prison.

[@Cosmosisification]

Holy shit why is Brian Kilmead so afraid of sharks lmaoooo

[@Alex-xh9wo]

I remember in 2016 thinking trump was never gonna be president cos what woman would ever vote for him after the stuff he said about them at the time Of course this was before i got interested in politics and knew about the electoral college

[@cc1k435]

If nothing else, I hope that has worked on getting people's attention. The GOP uses it to their advantage, and it has meant the vote wasn't giving the victory to the top candidate TWICE this century already. 😮

[@echognomecal6742]

Sadly, very sadly...regardless of the electoral college, there ARE Many women who like him. It's not just men who are clueless. "Women for Trump" is a thing.

[@laszlodomonkos3941]

OK! I gotta ask: What happened at the Cheesecake factory?

[@filthybonnet]

IDK what happened there but I can tell you all about Cracker Barrel managers.

[@stephaniehendricks3537]

One of the many times john talked about business daddy!

[@meh52749]

"I framed roger rabbit!" 😂

[@vaclavvrobel9036]

The "buzz" bit. One of my favorite of all the episodes... it makes him so happy to do it and to be so annoying :D

[@domilontano]

When I was 20 years old and needed a court appointed attorney for ridiculous charges of things I didn’t do, I found out my “attorney” was actually an unlicensed law student on an internship working for the prosecutor. Yeah I fired him and got an actual lawyer and the spurious charges were immediately thrown out.

[@chrisriley2321]

"He'll try harder....and more often" My guess is it's saying the current DA doesn't try very much to convict And even when they do , its a pathetic and weak attempt at best

[@joshc-dev]

I LOVE YOU MAN

[@AlonelyGonzato]

19:30 Oh John...sweet sweet Past John...You have no idea... 😢

[@elaineb7065]

Sharks: Hey!!! We're not half as bad as your DA's!!!

[@Someone-dj9gz]

honestly I would vote for the dog

[@OrionOlamPiksie]

Same

[@TruePerception]

19:26 That aged poorly...

[@NeonStar2]

i thought of the star wars example right before he said it

[@JoshuaHobba]

Kinda makes wounder why everyone won’t shut the fuck up about the importance of voting when there’s no point electoral colleges decide I don’t fuck get it

[@HerrCron]

The death penalty - always wrong.

[@0hpossum]

It’s always so jarring to see my local news anchors featured on this show.

[@Wildfire201X_LIVE]

17:54 john just looking at his hands in this part as if trying to see the weight of the scenarios makes me giggle a bit cause i’d do that

[@Filloxen]

That shark bit was hilarious

[@theawesomest5847]

Did we really miss ALL the shaggy DA Jokes?

[@GoldenEdgedGreg]

2:35 this joke aged like a fine wine

[@mac102483]

Sorry John we enjoyed the movie Boat Trip.... that may also be when I 1st fell in ❤ with Roselyn Sanchez

[@markfrost2707]

Benedict Donald

[@blehgleon5929]

First!! 🥇

[@johnchessant3012]

S5 E19

[@soldiaz7261]

yes

[@daleksec01]

3:48 what a twist!

[@negydimenziosember]

20:51 a semi-patient serial killer with a law degree