Colin Jost and Pete Davidson Named Their Staten Island Ferry "Titanic 2"

[@Izzy-Maurer]

I love it when Seth gets to have playdates on the show!

[@marifazekas5650]

My fav guests are Seth’s friends, I’m always cackling. And this segment showed why Colin has been a writer at SNL for years!

[@Shrpdrt]

Seth was the head wrighter when he was at SNL

[@Sewicide]

"The pelican that will one day eat Scarlett Johansson's baby" is literally a Cards Against Humanity card.

[@Imeatingchocolate]

Listen though, pelicans will try to get literally anything down their gullet! Have you seen the video of the pelican trying to eat a baby capybara while it's mother just stands there munching on her breakfast? Those things have no shame!

[@kevincoulter9610]

Is the pelican called a double cardinal?

[@theipc3383]

Did the man married to Scarlett Johannson and is the lead writer of SNL say that his hair was “one of the only things I’ve got going for me?”

[@jam-if2ej]

IKR... He also has that nice blue shirt

[@LIamaLlama554]

IKR… He also has a serviceable fadeaway jumper.

[@evaonthecoast]

Yeah, because he's a comedian. He makes jokes. Don't take him seriously.

[@teeveeparty]

@@evaonthecoast I mean, the post you're responding to was also kinda a joke

[@ItsViolaRose]

Narcissism at its finest 😂

[@andregordon2599]

Colin Jost and Pete Davidson randomly buying a Ferry is the Staten Island version of Rob Mcelhenney and Ryan Reynolds randomly buying a football team in England lmao

[@123videos456]

Yeah but CJ and PD are from SI. Ferries are part of our upbringing. We all know what it’s like being on the Alice Austen on a Sat night at 3 in the morning.

[@chm4gsc]

Wrexham is in Wales. They bought a football team in Wales.

[@krisdavis9851]

@@chm4gsc Which is in England....

[@luxpursuits]

@@123videos456 What were you doing at 3am around Alice Austen?

[@Npyne]

@@krisdavis9851 No it isn't. Wales is a separate country, you're thinking of Britain.

[@ProtestTheIndie]

The California Condor is the largest bird of prey in the USA and the Andean Condor is the largest in the Americas. The Bald Eagle is the biggest eagle in the USA and in the Americas it's either the Bald or Harpy Eagle depending on whether you measure by wingspan or body size. #corrections

[@SLAYERSWINE1]

@RH: You nerdy dork, c'here & gimme a hug. I feel ya...I'm the same way.

[@ryshow9118]

Thank you fellow Jackal

[@dannydevito5729]

I sure hope somebody pays for this blunder

[@willmalan5900]

Golden eagle much?

[@erdnasiul87]

Such a jackal move...

[@dannynysus]

Eagle Mom: "Maybe we should just do ham this year..." Eagle Dad: "We _gotta_ do a baby...IT'S THANKSGIVING!" 🥧👶

[@LindaC616]

😆

[@RogerPeet]

Colin is funny. He should have his own segment on a successful TV show.

[@Hi-vr3kd]

@@richiejohnson how did u miss the joke that badly

[@amyjackson8725]

@@Hi-vr3kd don't quit your day job

[@thetravelgeek4154]

@@richiejohnson r/whoosh

[@erickamarra]

I love when Seth has his buds in the show. I want a podcast like Smartless with Seth, Colin, and Mulaney. Bill Hader and Fred would be great too!💜

[@TCJA1970]

and Che!😁😆

[@alumpyhorse]

I love these guys so much that when John Mulaney talked about his intervention and seeing all his friends gathered together at an apartment, I actually thought “Oh to be a fly on the wall” … I mean, how callous is that?

[@canliu7191]

And Andy Samberg

[@rukeyser]

WHAT ​@@Florilegium1

[@pre-covid-conan]

They just need to start having guests on every episode of the Lonely Island & Seth Meyers podcast, seems like it could happen

[@hardxan]

As a jackal I LOVE how quickly Seth jumped in to say he wasn't sure about the whole "largest bird of prey" thing. That's lookin out right there. 💗 Xan An Australian Jackal (Jackaroo)

[@hardxan]

To be clear: I know nothing about birds.

[@simmykantstandyourbitz9604]

To also be clear, I love jackaroo

[@DjinnRummy]

Lol!!! Jackal minds 💛

[@jeffreyduncan8702]

Hugh Jackal-man?.

[@Kristin_182]

"It's fineee"... 😆 love Jost and anytime seth is with an snl cast member 🥰

[@RobinWildlife]

Two SNL head writers riffing is pretty awesome!

[@meditatemaven2969]

Hilarious! They were genuinely enjoying each other's company, it was great to watch.

[@Rona44]

This was so chaotic and had no track I wonder if he was a filler last minute for a cancellation. Either way I thank the late night gods for this amazing 10 minutes of chaos 😂

[@michaelpipkin9942]

I wonder how wild the 50th Anniversary for SNL will be. I mean, with what they got... They could just have Colin and Mike write each other's jokes and not many will complain.

[@NicoleAZ145]

I dunno but the party needs to happen on that boat.

[@MitchMeetings]

I have never heard Colin be so funny than riffing with his friends. I was dying laughing which isn't great since I was using neti pot 😂

[@anthonyzullo]

I love that we rarely get snippets of the entire thing behind the titanic 2. Needs a documentary. I wonder how the conversation went. Colin "man, I'm thinking of an investment..." Pete"ayo, let's buy a boat!"

[@puspakartika2253]

You need to watch Seth's interview with the Practical jokers guys few months ago. They told how Colin/Pete bought the boat

[@Jana-oj7zq]

“neti pot” 😂😂😂

[@rukeyser]

@@Jana-oj7zq Neti pot.

[@sechay9328]

Why are all the comments glossing over somebody getting in a quick neti pot rinse watching a 10 minute youtube video. I mean, you do you.

[@melvinjoseph952]

This is probably the sharpest I've ever seen Colin Jost. The's dude's always funny enough, but he truly looks like a seasoned pro for the first time here

[@krcmaine]

Shoulda been, Titanic 2: Electric Boogaloo

[@SupaTang]

yes. 😂

[@matthewhegarty729]

Titanic 2: The Legend of Curly’s Gold

[@lunchbox6576]

That was genius

[@michaelpipkin9942]

Count Dankula could do an Absolute Mad Lads on it.

[@Qui-Dad-Jinn]

Thank you fellow Breakin' fan!

[@GrantGelinasBrown]

There is such an endearing quality in the interaction between SNL alum. They also always use the term "Buddy".

[@pleappleappleap]

He's just impossibly handsome, isn't he.

[@michaelrmurphy2734]

Classic movie star look. Little wonder Scarlett Johansen married him.

[@jessicarichter9476]

Is it nice to buy a boat right as the sharks are coming back?" I fucking died. Lmfao

[@bubblesezblonde]

5:43 ~ Golden Eagles have the most mass of all the raptors in N. America. Now found pretty much in Alaska and the northen Rockies. The Harpy eagle of Central and S. Americca is the largest in the Western hemisphere. The Harpy Eagle hunts monkeys.

[@christineherrmann205]

Now he's gonna be obsessing about the Harpy Eagle. Great. Just great.

[@markfairbanks3533]

Colon doesn't need to worry his son is a great ape, not a monkey. Although the similarity might be confusing for an eagle.

[@LindaC616]

@@christineherrmann205 does it eat migrating tree frogs?

[@LindaC616]

@@markfairbanks3533 Colon?

[@markfairbanks3533]

@@LindaC616 autocorrect must think he's an ass, not me of course, but autocorrect

[@Trevin_Taylor]

It’s nice to know Seth is still thinking of the jackals during the interviews.

[@cleverusername9369]

It somehow makes sense that Jost has a child named Cosmo until you remember that Scarlett Johansson also has a child named Cosmo.

[@izabellapinker9705]

The daughter better be Wanda

[@luxpursuits]

I just learned Colin is Scarlett's 3rd husband. The third time's the charm for ScaJo.

[@silentjay01]

The discussion of the insurance really got me. "Wait, its called the Titanic 2?"

[@sharikit]

My daughter and her husband, along with their baby, actually live near an "eagle tree" and eagles are everywhere. This fear it's not that far-fetched.

[@pamelatimmins1055]

I love Colin Jost, he is so funny. He and Scarlett are perfect for each other. Cosmo is blessed to have those two for parents. Colin and Pete bought a boat named it Titanic 2 of course they did, lol. Scarlett must be left in stitches laughing at Colin's sense of humor. She dresses their baby like food for Eagles, hysterical. Great interview Seth, you two are absolutely hysterical. I love both Seth and Colin.

[@karencawthorn3173]

Omg...I feel the same. These 2 clowns had me in stiches...I'm gonna watch it again...what a par of crazy, laughing buddies. Gotta love 'em!1💓

[@christopherporter2459]

Scarlett is total #Schwing material 😍😍😍...

[@calisongbird]

@@christopherporter2459 And Colin is #LadySchwing material 😏

[@michaelrmurphy2734]

As long as the eagles and sharks don't get him!

[@macforme]

@@michaelrmurphy2734 ahhhhh.....ya beat me to it.

[@tyleru96]

How does Colin still look like an SNL intern fresh out of college?

[@hannahep5148]

I thought bald eagles were mostly scavengers, not really the baby snatcher type at least. also, fun fact, the noise most tv shows play for them is a hawk cry. they actually make one of the derpiest bird noises of any large birds. edit: from cornel bird people: Rather than do their own fishing, Bald Eagles often go after other creatures’ catches. A Bald Eagle will harass a hunting Osprey until the smaller raptor drops its prey in midair, where the eagle swoops it up. A Bald Eagle may even snatch a fish directly out of an Osprey’s talons. Fishing mammals (even people sometimes) can also lose prey to Bald Eagle piracy.

[@jonnyanderson3042]

What if the baby choked on the glass balls? Scavengers would want it then

[@OneSkyWarrior]

Eagles have been known to go for full grown live ducks and geese...so.

[@sushibois312]

They're more like opportunists they'll eat if it's there but they hunt like a mf... I watch them at starved rock in Illinois during the late winter early spring diving for fish

[@LindaC616]

@@OneSkyWarrior lol, that lady running out naked to save her goose was not one of those "what we need right now" moments that Seth covers! 🤣

[@LindaC616]

So true. We had chicken hawks at the last place I lived. My yard sounded like a State Farm commercial

[@BigSteve_Gaming187]

This is why it's best to observe those who have gotten footage of their dogs or cats that have gotten attacked. Often you will see them in their backyard by themselves in the open giving you the understanding at the very least which is if you have a baby or a pet the more people and/or animals together the better in that sense.

[@phoenixluk]

I would've thought Pete named it Titanic 2, just the right amount of dark humor and unoriginality in all the best ways. But NOOOOOO! It's the one who named his baby Cosmo, and I can't stop thinking of the Fairly Odd Parents. ❤ Colin Jost (and Pete), so excited to only watch Weekend Update!

[@orsygodri1155]

Anyone else immediately went to the Friends scene of Ross making fun of Rachel having the fear of Emma being stuck in a flooding apartment fighting an eagle that's on fire? 😂😂😂

[@maileannlouie]

Ok Colin your Harvard knowledge of the biodiversity of raptors is stunning! Lol

[@keithriley6597]

"the only thing I got going for me" is a full head of hair? Colin Jost's life must be HORRIBLE... Rich, famous, married to Scarlet, blessed with a baby, and employed. Praying for you Colin. I hope you can endure these trying times.

[@mayahill6921]

I’m begging you to chill

[@PietyRules]

Gee Keith… do you think he might have been… joking. Are we triggered?

[@onestubbornway]

It was a self-deprecating joke, like that’s the only good thing about him. He’s not asking for sympathy for his life situation lol

[@anthonyzullo]

Colin is like, the whitest dude, but in the best of ways. He literally has all the whiteness! Don't forget he went to Harvard also lmao, also, perfect teeth. Know what, ima call it, he's got solid 7 inches also. Everything else is perfect, know he's gotta be perfect there to. Let's nit forget, his best friend is a black dude. You'd think he would call the police everytime weekend update came on lmao

[@justhearmeout3959]

What a comment thread. Following for entertainment purposes

[@TheM0gwai]

Now he‘s got guests laying out the jackal bait …sneaky

[@christineherrmann205]

Honestly, I was wondering the same. " Seriously, Jost - these guys will jump on _anything._ Say something crazy about bald eagles."

[@dhruvchoudhary9]

Seth is the best talk show host currently Man I just love his show

[@jakollee]

Me too, but I will probably die early from sleep deprivation.

[@claudioguzman2428]

Agree. He was really bad though, how did this happened?

[@eme.261]

@@claudioguzman2428 - He got over trying to please people and reverted to being himself, which happens to be a person who enjoys the company of other people, is wicked smart, and who can make fun of himself.

[@dhruvchoudhary9]

@@eme.261 Correct

[@JonnyDIY]

🤣 the baby proofing and that art piece!!! 😄💕👍

[@crustyescaped]

Colin, your fear is not unfounded. I once witnessed a bald eagle carry off a deer. The threat is real!

[@Doll_Lil5210]

My husband did the same thing with his LLC, and now every time the accountant calls, she’s laughing as she asks for Big Mike Stud, LLC. We’re plumbing contractors. 😂

[@ZoogaZig]

I love how relatable this segment was: stressing about abstract art picked out by a celebrity wife, that could pose a hazard for your child named... Cosmo, while being ironic and funny about buying a staten island ferry on a whim and the hijinks over naming it Titanic 2. We can all relate to that, right?

[@eme.261]

If one only laughed at and/or were entertained only by the specific things one found personally relatable, then one would be egocentric to an unhealthy degree.

[@larurentius]

That jurassic park reference was excellent

[@Steelsteed58]

Everything is nothing except the best, until they hit thirteen, then you go from the dad that knows everything to that guy that knows nothing.

[@Stigmatainmypants]

I remember College Humor did a video about the various statges of a dad, and yeah you become the clown that embarasses you all the time, but the next phase is when they are in college, and suddenly you become a secret service agent who has all answers, and they love you again. So, hang in there!

[@KuriusOranj]

Yup, you never know how stupid you are until you have kids, and then they tell you over and over.

[@kgault1862]

You could hear the jackels salivating when he very confidently said "they're the largest birds of prey"

[@paullanza91]

A *correction* for Colin Jost: Birds, including bald eagles and pigeons, are modern descendants of ancient dinosaurs, like velociraptors. Pterodactyls were pterosaurs, and have no modern descendants. So even if there were pterodactyls on Costa Rica, they wouldn't be the largest birds of prey in the Americas, since they're not birds. #corrections

[@barbarawoodward6794]

Yost and Che are the best Weekend Update anchors since Ackroyd and Curtain!

[@paulheckbert]

Curtin

[@kristinmcveigh5997]

One of my favourite things about Seth is he does not suck up. Case and point.

[@AlakaxamM]

He's worried about eagles, but a pelican would swallow the baby whole! Gotta love the new Intrusive Thoughts dlc that comes with the Parenthood update 🤣

[@jdp5606]

I've known people to say "I'm just gonna sell all my stuff and live on a house boat with no bills". Yeah that's not how that works at all. Like they brought up, you gotta have somewhere to store the boat for power and sewage, gotta have insurances, dock fees, resort fees and they just keep going. Plus even if you do all your own maintenance a boat is still such a money pit it's a wonder all non commercial boats aren't reefs by now.

[@markfairbanks3533]

I know a person who has a horse and a boat, I've asked if he just heats his house by burning dollars bills. Two worst things to buy.

[@LindaC616]

Not to mention that a lot of people who do that don't know how to sail them.... So they have to pay someone to sail it down to safer, warmer waters in the Winter, and then back up the coast in the summer. Meanwhile, they drive their car down, or they have someone pick up their car and take it South on a car carrier and they fly down.

[@eddyspecter]

I have lived on a boat since the 90's. Bought the boat for $2,500. Rent is $500 for everything. Internet and sewage pumpout is extra, but totally cheap living with a gorgeous view. Not leaving anytime soon.

[@JeffEyges]

I'm listening to this conversation about not baby-proofing and buying a ferry without planning what it will be called or where it'll be kept, and I'm thinking, "You went to Harvard... ."

[@cathywolfe7993]

Yes, but you have to understand that a certain portion of Harvard admits are batshit crazy, weird, eccentric… whatever. And then a bunch of them go on to rule parts of the world. Because they are smart.

[@baylinkdashyt]

The nice thing about Seth being in 8G is that Colin can just walk next door, do the 10 minute segment, and then go back to work.

[@michaelrmurphy2734]

Yep. All those famous studios in 30 Rock. 6A and 6B where Late Night with David Letterman was produced. Long before the Tonight Show returned from the West Coast. Jimmy Fallon being a native New Yorker brought it back to the Big Apple.

[@RandallChase1]

That was possibly the most useless interview, and I loved every second of it!

[@TXpatriate]

"Just keep going..." omg the order came!! The Jackal signal is clanging

[@lori_marie]

Colin’s smile could melt icebergs.

[@billzabob4075]

do colin and pete have a we bought a boat video?

[@TheLauren800]

I would pay to have dinner with Seth, Colin, Andy, Pholer. Fey. like how do I get invited to this type of event!!

[@christopherporter2459]

Who's Pholer?

[@NicoleAZ145]

I feel like they had to have been stoned when they bought the ferry. “Dude, let’s make mac and CHEEEEESE!” “Hell yeah!! And this boat, dude oh dude we gotta buy it, it’s a FERRY, man!! Woohoo!!”

[@notme2day]

Just saying ... Titanic 2 would make a great underwater restaurant to shark watch from. 🤣🤣🤣

[@justsaying14]

What?!

[@notme2day]

@@justsaying14 Seriously?

[@justsaying14]

@@notme2day Seriously!

[@notme2day]

@@justsaying14 Did you not just watch this OR clips of Colin and Pete talking about turning this into a restaurant?

[@justsaying14]

@@notme2day Off course I did.

[@RVCfilm]

Pterodactyls off the coast of Costa Rica is how you know Colin Jost went to Harvard.

[@lynnhubbard844]

or a PBS Nature watcher, or Nat Geo or Smithsonian--you can practically get a degree in wildlife---I think I did over pandemic/lockdown!!???

[@andrewmcquade9413]

I thought Jost was scared his kid would become a fan of the Philadelphia Eagles football team #gobirds🦅

[@christineherrmann205]

And no one told him about _Corrections?_ (both that Jost was mentioned AND that his Bald Eagle comments are... 😱)

[@S.Pociecha]

If the jackals start in on Seth's guests, who's going to agree to be on his show? We should curb our paws 🐾🐾

[@christineherrmann205]

@@S.Pociecha I would normally agree but I'm just thinking about all the doofuses out there that are now worried about bald eagles attacking their babies. 😱

[@kateriggall]

Nah I feel like Colin will love it :) Correction Colin: the largest bird of prey in the Americas is the Andean Condor - but don't worry, it's in Peru, Cosmo is safe.

[@ProtestTheIndie]

@@kateriggall And it's a scavenger

[@christineherrmann205]

@@kateriggall 😂😂 (also someone mentioned the Harpy Eagle and reminded me they hunt primates, so we're right back to him obsessing about eagles again)

[@lets.go.partying]

Colin is so funny 🤣 this should have more views

[@TMish73829]

This was absolutely unhinged 😂

[@versatilians]

I'm a little nervous about this season of SNL. They lost a lot of the heavy hitters since last season. Hopefully, they have brought on some new, talented players. We shall see...I suppose. :)

[@emmarodden7178]

Same. 😬 even though the season 47 cast was huuuuge, they lost 8 (of some of the best 🥺) and only gained 4. Still gonna watch, obviously, but MAN am I gonna miss those guys. 😭

[@theflashpoint787]

Interviewer - do you think Harvard helped you with your Emmy award, Scarlett Johansson, pop culture jeopardy, etc Colin - nah, i bet it's my hair 😂

[@_wolke97_haha54]

08:08 did Seth call Pete Davidson "Mike Davidson"?

[@jbaby362]

Sounds like

[@NewMessage]

If he eats enough glass balls.. the eagles can't carry him away. Just sayin'.

[@lililelylilly]

love that third husband confidence

[@reneekad]

My skull pic/coloring page for that guy with face tats was legendary.

[@GB-TX]

We Bought a Zoo.... with Scarlett and Matt... but make it We Bought a Boat... with Colin and Pete. I spy an SNL sketch incoming.

[@paxmanchris]

He really went all in on his eagle joke. Isn't the condor bigger?

[@markfairbanks3533]

A condor would only go after a dead baby, so clearly his worst fear happened before the condor got to his dead baby

[@Elikazul15]

Omg. I can't believe I kept thinking they were talking about a drink every time I heard COSMO. 🙄🙄🙄🙄 This makes much more sense now.

[@TheAnticorporatist]

Me, reading a future article “Oh, scientists have bio-engineered a family of megolodons and released them into the Atlantic…the thing that killed the thing that was killing the T-Rex in that Jurassic Park movie? Hmmm, yeah, that seems safe…are they at least going to make a kraken to take them out?”

[@nquiztor]

I think Colin Jost is my 2nd favorite SNL cast member of all time.

[@kallen868]

Who's the first? Mine is Gilda Radner.😍

[@Stigmatainmypants]

Phil Hartman and Jason Sudeikis, for me.

[@jcoopes5604]

Dana carvey and jane curtin

[@rachaelstaes3500]

This was great and should have been even longer!

[@kellykellyclark]

I laughed way more than your studio audience.

[@reneekad]

How one interpretation when I was psychotic was that I was that my time in Alaska had something to do with Russia and England. I have no idea how I got there in my head.

[@anthonyzullo]

Can't wait for this year's joke exchange on weekend update

[@lovelight9261]

This was fun!

[@rallyny]

Yo Seth, listen up. HOORAY!!! SHARKS!!! And I mean that from the bottom of my gladdened heart.💙🦈💚

[@karenp792]

I was applying mascara when he said pterodactyls. Anyone have an eyepatch I can use?

[@toribever695]

Does anyone know who the artist is on that ceramic bowl?

[@JonnyDIY]

PS- anybody notice the art piece? 😄

[@virginiaalexander6663]

Collin why'd yo make Seth miss Estonia? LOL. You should have waited to drink til you were in Estonia. LOL.

[@PhillyFrank1]

That was a complete delight.

[@fowleheidi482]

Geeze guys, Condors How do I get on the 1st voyage of Titanic 2?

[@JoeyIndolos]

5:58 Pterodactyls 😂😂😂

[@Research0digo]

Harpy eagle - Panama. Pick up a small goat, fly high, drop it on jagged rocks - lunch!

[@AC3handle]

I'm waiting for Titantic ][ the off shore rave party.

[@maryrosekent8223]

Bald Eagles are fish-eating raptors…Golden Eagles, which are MUCH larger, eat anything it can carry off. P.S. And they’re found in most countries in the world.

[@whateveruresolve2be]

Lol Colin is hilarious 😂😆 too funny

[@Hannah-ls7xb]

This was so funny ❤️❤️

[@kmart1396]

Colin: bald eagles are the biggest bird of prey in the US... maybe yeah...that sounds like facts The California Condor: Am I a joke to you??

[@ChildlessCatMan]

Condors have been re-introduced to California. They are bigger than Bald Eagles.

[@3star4life]

Omg Seth’s ending music isn’t super loud for this video 🥹

[@ninapjust7165]

I'll do it.. yeah sharks are back. we should do more to protect the sharks and all apex predators.

[@rustyshackleford8170]

Cosmo! Michael Richards: "Yo?" Not you, Baby Cosmo!

[@EdwoodCA]

The professional Jackals™have likely already bought this up, but I read that Colin and Michael stepped down as head writers at SNL. They're still writers, if I'm not mistaken. Love 'em, either way. Weekend Update is consistently my favorite part of SNL, these past few years. /Sarah Sherman just rippin' Colin a new one on those segments are pure gold.

[@phillylilmermaid7802]

When he said eagles I thought he was going to say that his bestest fear is his son growing up to be a Philadelphia Eagles fan. 😂😂😂

[@aaronsavage1234]

Holy crap. So funny!

[@carolemonahan6068]

Love Colin👏🏻