Trump's Secret Positive COVID Test; GOP's Omicron Conspiracy Theories: A Closer Look

Seth takes a closer look at Trump secretly testing positive for COVID before coming into contact with more than 500 people, including President Biden at their first debate, while Republicans and Fox News suggest the new coronavirus variant is a liberal hoax.
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[@Mythraen]

"They were relying on the honor system." What kind of blithering incompetent would rely on the honor system with Trump?

[@katiehettinger7857]

Fox News.

[@brianmcmanus4690]

"You knew I was a snake when you picked me up."

[@f_USAF-Lt.G]

🤔... Co-conspiritors.

[@fangofsilver5537]

😂

[@BigBoogookie]

They didn't have the guts to enforce the rules so decided to play it in a way that shifts responsibility from themselves back onto him. Buncha crap.

[@user-em6ie2be7x]

Remember when admitting to a crime on camera used to get you arrested?

[@tuyenle8107]

trump 4ever 😂

[@LD86]

Yeah... now Reich-wingers are becoming more brazen with publicizing their lunacies.

[@rzwitdauncut]

@@gumbymofugga and yet you people rally behind government and tell everybody to get vaccinated. literally doing there work for free. not you specifically. but people can’t pick and choice when to rally behind government when its convenient. people only support agendas when it favors them. they all know the government is corrupt yet they still support it

[@billmurray7473]

@@gumbymofugga You must be from Saudi Arabia.Those people don't really like us.

[@ghostwryter915]

Not if you’re white

[@maynunal]

Who thinks insurance companies should charge unvaccinated people HIGHER PREMIUMS, just like they do for smokers? I DO!!!!

[@mnemonija]

Smoking sounds like a pre-existing condition. Don’t think is legal to charge more any more. And while you may think it would be justified, we are all better off, ok not all, but there are many that would be priced out of living if we went back to preexisting condition lunacy. So as a society we are better and a more caring one, if we care about everyone, even those that are vaccine skeptical.

[@cosmicraysshotsintothelight]

Nope. Send them to a camp, and as soon as they see that they are going to be housed along with other idiots just like themselves, they'll wise up. 4th grade kids know this stuff, or used to. The sports bar jailhouse mentality stupidity is what got them in the position they are in to start with and we should NOT allow them to continue to harm others and the nation as a whole. Oh and make them pay for the camp stay costs, AND raise their insurance premiums. Take their children away from them and see how they like it. Incompetent parenting used to have a price. Now kids cuss out their teachers and get zero discipline as a result. We are truly in the Twilight Zone with the damage Trump and his criminal family did to our nation and its surviving peoples. I have to live among people Trump literally taught to be uncivil and harm others doing it, while claiming to be recovering something they never had to lose to begin with. Oh and Tobacco is almost as evil as Trump is. Is should be phased out of stores and sold at pharmacies only as it contains drugs. Folks unable to quit can continue, but must have a prescription from their doctor to do so. We MUST stop allowing children to experiment with tobacco products. THAT is your gateway drug, and it is also the first and primary gateway to your child committing other defiance of parents' teachings acts. Since parents seem to be too stupid to keep their kid at home and ensure that he or she gets educated well. You want to fix the nation, yea the world, get tobacco out of folks' lives. Teach kids manners and etiquette again, like in the days when the world produced folks like Bach and Mozart. Not some lame elementary school football jock who thinks he is better than everyone else but is typically closer to Trump's low intelligence bar. Overemphasis on competition is also part of this festering pustule we call our nation's " complexion.

[@maynunal]

@@cosmicraysshotsintothelight camps are expensive.... not logical.... just let them taken cared of as usual and charge them or their relatives later on... take their property if they can't pay after they die too!!! :-)

[@cosmicraysshotsintothelight]

@@maynunal They harm by proximity. REMOVE the non-compliers and MAYBE they'll wise up. I consider it to be criminal (in this case) to ignore civil society, not some choice to be made.

[@maynunal]

@@cosmicraysshotsintothelight --- I think "money" is the way to go to make them wise up.... just like making the rich pay their fair share of taxes:-)

[@alisongreen7576]

"I fired Comey, or I wouldn't be sitting here". He realises that's an admission, right?

[@nothing_is_here6026]

No the husk of a wet McDonald’s hamburger does not

[@Melkbos78]

It’s not really an admission - he could be implying that the “witch hunt” would put him away without appropriate evidence. And this is why he thinks he was so smart. Or it’s an admission - hard to say.

[@SolidSiren]

Of course he doesn't. What he was saying there, in typical, always predictable NPD fashion, is "I am so smart and good at 'surviving', I fired Comey so I could remain President and keep doing such a wonderful job for all my devout followers and peasants." Pure narcissism. He actually believes that he's loved. Because that's how a narcs brain works. Part of him knows it's not true though. Deep down he knows he's a loser.

[@Riley0509]

Right because you are a f*%+ing criminal and would have been indicted!,,

[@josephmarkese8563]

Of course Trump didn't realized he's admitting to his crime.

[@Tadicuslegion78]

Devin Nunes is leaving Congress to go work for Trump....that's a new level of pathetic I didn't even think possible.

[@judithsmith9582]

Good riddance. Hope California is smart enough to replace him with someone who has brains.

[@gdavis5620]

I just wrote about that, too. Oh well, if he goes to work for the devil and the devil fires him, boohoohoo. That’s what he wants.

[@plaidpanda]

@@gdavis5620 He'd better get in line behind Rudy to get paid.

[@c.a.t.732]

I guess he needed a change of pace from constantly suing his cow.

[@ruthspanos2532]

As pathetic as hiring a guy who was less media savvy than a cow…to run your media company?

[@abbysomnia624]

After finding out that Seth doesn't know ahead of time what the last clip is going to be, I'm OBSESSED with seeing his reaction to them and this one absolutely did not disappoint.

[@diegolarrea7932]

I like how Fox News forget that there's an entire planet besides the US and how omicron is not just a US problem, it shocks me how self centred they are

[@ibinshkamed1586]

Just as they don't mention that gas and food price increases are a global issue now.

[@tanazinn8484]

Ikr?

[@nounverbnoun]

I think fox knows its audience. Over half have likely never traveled internationally. Exclude Mexico and Canada and that percentage is possibly over 90%. Exclude military service, over 91%. Americans are very isolated and parochial. “World” news is limited to natural disasters and terror attacks.

[@lstapes7]

Trevor has the best segment about how the Omicron conspiracies are starting that he did last week. I haven’t laughed so much at anyone but Seth in I don’t know how long. Also, the way that he lays out how stunningly idiotic and illogical these conspiracies are caused me to hastily put my beverage down.. My niece got it. Marjorie Taylor Greene, Boebert, Gomert (so), Gates, and so many others would have just thought that Trevor was agreeing with them.

[@derickcumberbatch9151]

No they think that Biden cause covid. And inflation around the world is his fault also. By the way in their minds he knows where Jimmy Hoffa is and he had his hands in the Lincoln assassination and he was the captain who sanked the Titanic.

[@dafttool]

*Trump:* “I got an A+ on my test.” *Doctor:* “Sir, you got a positive.”

[@brianmcmanus4690]

lmfao

[@markmac2206]

positively stable genius? no sir, positive for HIV.

[@missyreed1804]

Thank God you said sir it's his favorite word 😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@peternixon1460]

Borrowed.

[@aaronleverton4221]

@@peternixon1460 Who cares?

[@lesliehohenfeld1]

Normally, I prefer not to hear or see videos of trump, but this is a glaring reminder of his disjointed thinking. His supporters have always accused President Biden of having trumps’s weaknesses, specifically an inability to speak in complete sentences, this shows that President Biden is an eloquent speaker compared to trump.

[@uneedtherapy42]

Jon Bovi was a hilarious SNL skit that never got the attention it deserved

[@paulminorproductions]

Stabbed in the butt / I am to blame / Darling, you give hate a good name!

[@elphieofkiamoko]

On a cotton horse I ride/and I'm unwanted/alive and dead

[@insmo]

🎵Your hate is like goood medicine / Good medicine is not what I need / Cause I'm healthy

[@johngelderman3500]

The words "Trump" and "Honor System" should never be mentioned in the same sentence.

[@nothing_is_here6026]

Trump honor system collapses around him…There you go!

[@commandercaptain4664]

Unless invoking Cthulhu. Oh wait, he's already there talking about witch hoaxes.

[@raymondheckford4546]

I think 'honor system' here is probably a euphemism for bribery.

[@NavariteAzuth]

Trump is the reason we had to abandon the honor system in favor of independent verification of just about everything. I mean he's had a lasting impact in that regard.

[@rositawest4279]

For real! 😳

[@Tcrror]

"It was one of the most incredible, instinctual moves they've ever seen." Nobody has said that about you, Donald. Nobody. Not once, not ever.

[@backupplan6058]

He just misheard it like normal, it was actually “it was one of the most insane, self-interested moved they’ve ever seen.”

[@clothilde1623]

I laughed out loud when he said that. Mind you, I wouldn’t put it past Jr or Eric or Stephen Miller actually being that nauseatingly obsequious. When you surround yourself with yes men they probably try to outdo each other to curry favour.

[@Mithril_Antimarr]

so Trump publicly confesses to obstructing justice and the Garland DOJ does SFA... does Garland have a set of the three monkeys called hear no Trump, see no Trump speak no Trump. Seriously why is noone calling for Garland to be fired?

[@ChantingInTheDark]

Just get Trump under oath about everything, he’ll convict himself in seconds.

[@JonMartinYXD]

Televise it with a perjury counter in a corner of the screen.

[@markmac2206]

@@JonMartinYXD gonna need 7 digits on that one.

[@ranaway9307]

@@gumbymofugga Brandon is destroying the economy ,more people have died from covid than on Trumps watch !! Passed two jobs and economy destroying Bills . fixing to put us into a war with China and Russia . How ignorant can you get ??

[@robertw5052]

He would even exagerate his part in his and others' crimes just to be in the spotlight.

[@auntphibian]

No he doesnt give answers under oath

[@Dan_Ben_Michael]

“They were relying on the honour system”… well that was their first mistake because you have to have honour in the first place to comply with an honour system.

[@douglasdavis8395]

He didn't say, "honour," he said, "honor." Farrow and Ball knows the difference.

[@Dan_Ben_Michael]

@@douglasdavis8395 You’ve gone way over my head mate. Honour is how the majority of the English speaking world spells honor.

[@jb888888888]

@@Dan_Ben_Michael Yeah but it was an American who said it, so he probably spelled it honor not honour.

[@douglasdavis8395]

@@Dan_Ben_Michael - kzbin.info/www/bejne/p6Wtg32Mmbp5rpY It's a great skit!

[@chorne4677]

@@douglasdavis8395 Very funny skit. Had already seen it, but enjoyed it again.

[@Ben82077]

I love how news anchors from fox are all certified nurses and doctors with multiple M.D’d and PhD’s from the safety of their overpriced couch and fake background sets.

[@srivatsanparthasarathy7445]

A therapist would need a therapist himself after talking to orange head

[@plaidpanda]

His "therapy" would be 50 minutes of him rambling about how the election was stolen.

[@patsylvest]

"I don't have a therapist. I have you guys." Applause. Perfect response.

[@jseipp]

"a therapist would never" lololol

[@ICantThinkOfANameB]

It's like a Trump rally, but the people there genuinely like Seth as opposed to the audience wishing they could live a morally bankrupt life with no consequences like their idol.

[@tajmitchell]

I suspect he wasn't actually addressing the audience, but rather throwing a subtle wink at us jackals. We all know we ARE his actual therapists.

[@iGame3D]

That's what I say to random strangers before telling them my life's story.

[@lb5368]

...and it's a 2-way street! 🐾

[@maynunal]

If you or I refused to cooperate with a Congressional probe, we'd be thrown in prison in a heartbeat. Why does Mark Meadows get a pass? What a joke.

[@allisonjames2923]

Could you imagine how often we’d be hearing him whine about Comey & the election & other random 💩 if he wasn’t banned from most social media??? Thank you Twitter!

[@mehere8038]

you don't get a thank you for responding to the murder after it occurs, when you had the ability to stop it before it happened!

[@FallenOne669]

They banned him four years too late.

[@markiefufu]

He still releases those stupid "From the desk of" announcements via Twitter by having his spokesperson yet them out. I wish Twitter wouldn't let him do these end arounds.

[@sammyslammajamma6969]

@@markiefufu agreed

[@TheRealJDPerry]

Trump seemed legit surprised by "they're all coming back" like he thought firing people meant then disappeared forever.

[@tanazinn8484]

Ikr???😂😂😂

[@pisto30]

@@tanazinn8484 then again he still hasn't figured out how stairs or umbrellas work

[@Corneilus1]

Comment winner, you may punch out for the day.

[@aaronleverton4221]

Well, it did on The Apprentice.

[@SolidSiren]

He did think that. This is a guy, who even TODAY, only is continuing to blither on and get his desires met ONLY BECAUSE bottom feeders with absolutely no morals or integrity continue to circle him for: money. That's. It. That's the only reason he's still going. Because he's too arrogant and stupid to understand no one agrees with him or believes in him, they just. want. money.

[@StephiSensei26]

On a scale of 1-10, this was a 12! Seth is always at his best when he "flubs" something (Jon Bovi!) and then owns it and covers it up with something even better. Very cool! Giggles from beginning to end! "Huh Haaa!"!

[@MkeKen67]

Fun fact: "Jon Bovi" was the name of a cover band in an SNL skit from the early 2000s.

[@jambutty2218]

As a UK fan. My evening isn't complete without a giggle from Mr Meyers. My parents live in the Pennines. The backbone of England as it's known.Very useful for wind farms as the wind comes straight from the Irish sea. There's no dead birds, not one. Maybe the Finn's rake the Moors at night. 🇬🇧

[@akb5531]

🤣

[@AisuruMirai]

My condolences on the windmill-induced cancer that all of you have out there.

[@utezahn3174]

Are the Finns still allowed to rake in Brexit Britain?

[@jambutty2218]

@@AisuruMirai he he he.. yeah my parents are in their late seventies.. neither have cancer . ..

[@IzThizThingOn]

Double extra-bonus points for calling back the Finns. 👍 Bravo! 😄😄

[@user-em6ie2be7x]

So instead of holding a Super Spreader Rally. He was the Super Spreader the whole time. After all this is the same guy who took a ride in a sealed SUV (with his wife) from the hospital a day after catching COVID-19. 🤦🏿‍♂️

[@clothilde1623]

But remember, by then he’d actually had it for at least three/four days and was probably at the height of his superspreading superpowers!

[@Hash_Zeppelin]

Dear Seth, Thank you so much for always putting on a great show! A closer look and corrections are one of the best parts of my day. I love sitting down after dinner with some cookies and a fat joint and watching some jokes.

[@aaronz7056]

"Stunning revelation..." like Trump has ever given a hoot about anybody's life except his own.

[@JennFaeAge]

"If I hadn't fired the guy investigating me I wouldn't have a job" Can you imagine anyone other than Trump getting away with a statement like that?

[@mehere8038]

yes I can actually. Moscow Mitch & others have done basically the same thing & admitted they're destroying America's democracy just cause they can

[@FallenOne669]

Pretty much every rich white guy in America could get away with that.

[@scrapsthecat1998]

"The Sounds of Nature with Donald Trump" would be a great gag gift this holiday season.

[@jasonwilliamtjandra]

Especially for those guys and girls that always say "Let's go Brandon", which I'm not a part of

[@bobmorey5022]

Trump's failure to reveal testing pos for COVID should NOT be a surprise. It's just one more data point on a trend line.

[@jamesdominguez7685]

"Are you going to isolate yourself in order to prevent other people from being placed in dangers?" "Why would I do that?"

[@ladyvincenza]

I agree. I'm not surprised. I don't think this is even a bad day for him.

[@mehere8038]

plus it was known at the time. Like with everything trump, the incompetence revealed it, when his doctors gave dates he's started different meds, which were before his diagnoses date

[@ebriegel363]

Need to reveal CHINA JOE 10% to the big guy... Or Killary Clinton money laundering operations... Or the 26billion spent on the fake Russia Russia Russia... Paid for by the corrupt demeRATS... Or your VIRUS that the demeRATS invented and released on the public just in time for the election that they lost by a land slide... F$ck Joe Biden... Now the world is watching what MASSIVE VOTER FRAUD looks like... The demeRATS are destroying them self in front of the world....

[@miketustin4075]

@@ebriegel363 pulled your lips off Trump's rear end to show your ignorance and love for deranged conspiracy theories?

[@MS-ss1dv]

Welcome back!!! LOVE the flubs and laughing at yourself. Most real host in late night! Congrats on the CC Nom!

[@dishanundulall5007]

Seth trying to hold back his laughter and failing is the most adorable thing!

[@ihateboonecounty]

Seth cracking up at his own jokes is killing me! lolololol

[@jeffpetrie7744]

As a veteran, I am absolutely disgusted that our former Commander-in-Chief put Gold Star Families and many others at risk of death due to coronavirus. As Keenan Thompson said in a clever SNL skit, “Ain’t nuthin’ gonna happen.” Our DOJ is unwilling to charge Trump with anything. In their eyes he’s too big to fail. Grrr

[@GR46404]

I hope you are wrong, Jeff Petrie, but I am afraid you are right.

[@JoeEnglandShow]

Yeah. It's horrific that a former president can behave like this without immediate, resounding condemnation from all sides. The fact that he openly insists that our own government is illegitimate is just the last in a long, sick parade of disgrace, punctuated by the shameful refusal of the GOP to abandon their addiction to his celebrity in spite of every humiliating betrayal, and echoed by their continued support from a myopic base of voters who keep them in power.

[@BustDaNinja]

I wish more veterans were as vocal when he said disparaging things about POWs.

[@stoodmuffinpersonal3144]

Seeing actual veterans not like him either makes me happy. I agree, he sucks

[@mariarivera1404]

Wrong ,president Trump did no creat covid 19 , ask Faucie he may have better IDEA, , democrats and Fauci is the one forced president Trump lockdown people without medical investigation, on covid 19, creating panic on people, hypocrats

[@BrandonSuisse]

That “thunder with the cryptkeeper cackle” sound effect? Totally appropriate for omicron, but you used it so many times in conjunction with Stephen Miller that it probably should come with a trigger warning.

[@Chef_PC]

Who didn’t know AT THE TIME, that he was positive? He was positive like two days before and very obviously lied about it.

[@brianmcmanus4690]

Yup.

[@chefnelsonsbbq]

Exactly. I always thought trump purposely lied about that to try to take out Biden with the virus. Would not put it past him...

[@falcovg2]

@@chefnelsonsbbq maybe, but I think he didn't want to look weak and cancel the debate. For trump to try and kill Biden with the virus on purpose would require him to think more then two seconds about somebody else. Wich seems very unlikely.

[@markmac2206]

yeah im pretty sure everyone knew but apparently not.

[@Chef_PC]

@@markmac2206 We we’re all gaslit for 4 full years.

[@eunicekalu8965]

Welcome Back Late Night Crew!!!! Happy Monday Everyone!!!!! It's Time For A Closer Look!!!!!!!!!!!! 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😃😃😃😃😃😃!!!!!!!!

[@missmiou6273]

yeaaaahhhh, we miss Seth, happy to see him ( insert all kind of happy smiley) I don't know where to get them hahaha

[@thebrightest1230]

I was sad didn’t think he was coming back yet yyyay

[@bettysmith4641]

Happy Monday Eunice 🙂

[@jb888888888]

Happy Corrections-Eve-Eve-Eve-Eve!

[@nickiboozer6393]

This was hilarious ! I laughed out loud so many times ! The horrible pictures of Dumbo , “which one is the Covid”? I could not stop laughing ! Love the Al Pacino ! And love Seth

[@SpaceForceCommander]

Donald Trump “aced” his Covid Test, and he didn’t even need to pay someone to take that test for him.

[@democratpatriot6752]

Priceless!!

[@Darrylx444]

Person, woman, man, camera, tv, covid, infection....

[@morbidlyoppressed9038]

Omicron variant symptoms are muscle soreness and fatigue. Kinda like a hard days work. No wonder democrats are so scared of it. 🤷‍♂️

[@AisuruMirai]

I heard the test came out negative... Oh, wait, that was his IQ test.

[@policerthought5649]

@@morbidlyoppressed9038 You’re just gonna keep copy pasting that zinger you stole until someone agrees with you, huh

[@specialpatrolgroup92]

Does fox news realise that Omicron is all over the world? We have it here in the UK and it's spreading all over Europe as well.

[@sadtothebone5767]

That's how much power the democrats have. In fact, they conspired with South Africa to spread it. (Lol)

[@akaur7075]

@@sadtothebone5767 oh yes!!!!! I mean those democrats have super powers that reach every corner of the world. (Sarcasm just to be sure you realize it)

[@drunkengamer1977]

@@akaur7075 Oh yeah but they're somehow useless and incompetent but able to pull off a global conspiracy. Honestly it's hilarious 😂

[@sadtothebone5767]

@@akaur7075 We call them "super- democrats". (They can fly too.)

[@peternixon1460]

Most Americans think the world is flat and ends at their own borders.

[@nonyabizness.original]

meadows wrote a book about trump "to tell the world the worst sh*t you could possibly think of"? no, seth, no. if meadows told all, they would all be under the jail.

[@gl15col]

The man only cares what happens to himself. He sees nothing wrong with what he did because it helped him. And thats the only thing that he can imagine is important. "How can they send me to jail, when everything I did was to help myself and that is the only thing that matters? No law is more important than what is good for me."

[@celticsunrise8764]

Spot-on ... he's a malignant narcissist but what about the psychopathic NY governor who's directive led to the deaths of over 15K elderly and disabled in nursing homes? The AP ran the story about the cover-up in February 2021. A docked naval ship and makeshift hospital at the convention center remained empty while non-critical infectious patients were transferred to nursing homes. The divisive mainstream propaganda and political theater has worked surprisingly well.

[@sadtothebone5767]

Isn't that the excuse his lawyers used in the first impeachment?

[@ferox965]

He was willing to kill anyone who opposes him. Mike Pence on Jan 6th and now Biden during the debates by not disclosing his covid status.

[@tuyenle8107]

trump 4ever 😂

[@LD86]

Mango Mussolini only ever cares about #1. He would throw his own children and wife under the bus, literally, if he thought he could benefit or gain something from it.

[@lillyanderson3623]

I love it when Seth can't help but laugh! He's the best.💖💖💖

[@shlepmessing8703]

Yeah... he's like everyone's favorite little sister.

[@lillyanderson3623]

@@shlepmessing8703 😴

[@deliciousgroove]

Has anyone else memorized his sign-off and says it in unison with Seth? You know - the thing that ends with "stay safe, get vaccinated, we love you" I do it every time. Edit: please considering donating to Gods Love We Deliver. It's a great organization.

[@elphieofkiamoko]

I missed you so much last week, it was low-key pitiful lol

[@lukeofearth1036]

Every time I see a clip from Fox News it seems so ridiculous that it just couldn't be real. But unfortunately people actually watch it as their preferred news outlet.

[@concordep2504]

Yep, so crazy how they are seen as news.

[@exessex3522]

10:21 Why then do we have the Omicron Variant here in Europe? How's that going to help the Democrats?

[@MarcKloos]

#correction: if trump makes a mistake then he will NEVER admit that. He will most likely tell anyone Jon Bon Jovi changed his name last week!

[@garybeauchamp3623]

Doesn't admit mistakes, like Joe Biden?

[@OldieBones]

@@garybeauchamp3623 Lol you guys are getting lazy with the whataboutism these days.

[@creativedesignation7880]

Either that, or he would state that he met Bon Jovi personally and he came up to Trump and told him "Sir, thank you for everything you do for America, you can call me Jon Bovi."

[@kloggmonkey]

no, he'd simply say "jon bovi... _and_ bon jovi". he always does that. "it's important to the furniture... _and_ the future of this country".

[@MarcKloos]

Trump: "... Homeland Security Country Special agent Celestine Martinez. He goes by D.J. _And C.J._ He said call me either one. So we call you C.J."

[@matthuck378]

I absolutely hate the fact that trump will never face consequences for his actions. Maybe after he's dead, he'll get "convicted" of something.

[@dafttool]

Don’t you worry about his legacy. One day we will know all his nasty secrets, just as we now know LBJ was an adulterer all through his term, frequently flashed people with “Jumbo,” & was so crass that he conducted some meetings while on the toilet WITH the door wide open.

[@glennwelsh9784]

He doesn't even face real consequences for his diet. He crams his septuagenarian face with Big Macs and KFC and chugs Coca-Cola but will probably live to be 110. A glass of water is so alien to him that he doesn't know how to hold one when he drinks it.

[@mariarivera1404]

@@glennwelsh9784 democrats brainwash , your statement no make sense

[@gdavis5620]

@Maria Rivera Isn’t it time for you to change Trump’s diaper? Go and do your job.

[@dafttool]

@@mariarivera1404 Lol do a search of “Trump drinking a glass of water”

[@exessex3522]

6:18 Nothing Trump did as president constitutes "a stunning revelation". If he'd done anything honest, praiseworthy, competent, compassionate, fair, just, skillful or useful - that would be "a stunning revelation".

[@christybirling3299]

There is nothing cuter than when Seth is laughing and smiling and his eyes get all wrinkled up. He is just adorable.

[@Babyluthi]

He has the BEST cartoon eyes:) They are a cartoonists dream:)

[@reneeschwider6136]

Yes, he looks like my ex, so strange

[@reneeschwider6136]

And the same mannerisms, rip MC

[@reneeschwider6136]

He's also excellent at @AlPacino impressions, amongst many others 👏

[@sarahjones3338]

Ewww

[@patlafever2049]

Seth has so much fun during ACL! And I love it! He starts giggling and can't stop. Oh, btw, love the Al Pacino!

[@cleverusername9369]

This was one of the better Closer Looks in a while, well done 👏

[@christopherbrown6891]

Maybe not the best Trump impression, but consistently the funniest.

[@elgordo2162]

Idk Seth's usually spot on

[@robertlust6234]

@@elgordo2162 I don't wash my hands I just rub dirt on them and wave at the camera

[@andrewgrove1691]

@@elgordo2162 his Bernie impression is better

[@jcanfieldschatz]

@@elgordo2162 Yeah, I like Seth's impression. He usually knows exactly what Trump would say, and sound like, in most situations.

[@michaelsalisbury1477]

Christopher Broen SAlecBaldwin has him beat .easily.

[@NewMessage]

Expecting Donnie to abide by the Honor System is like expecting Donnie to abide by the basic rules of honorable behavior between a Father and his Daughter when Ivanka's in the room. Not gonna happen.

[@f_USAF-Lt.G]

🤔but you're talking about the guy from NY that wouldn't hold himself to the letter, nor the spirit of any contract he signed into... And expected the ones his lawyers draw up that strips all protection away from everyone but Trump

[@renenowicki]

Coco Api Bot comrade?

[@PhillyFrank1]

Exactly, there is no honor in Trump.

[@TheBestcommentor]

The humor in this show really bloomed during the Pandemic.

[@sallyneary1996]

I think Seth is even funnier in casual attire.

[@MrTylersmash]

It's amazing how untouchable Trump is, dude can literally do whatever he wants with no consequences.

[@stoodmuffinpersonal3144]

I get more introuble for missing homework lol

[@mariarivera1404]

Democrats have been accusing president Trump without evidence, failing, see CNN collapsing audience may 1,000,000 that nothing fired Cummo who was given hard time to president Trump , Cummo karma 😉 🙄 👏👏 who next Don Lemon

[@gracemunich1476]

hope these changes ASAP! Wake up Garland and do your job very quickly. Slow justice is justice denied. Yes, we are patient but PLEASE

[@PrincePook]

Money is a helluva thing, even if in his case it’s the image of it.

[@stephencruickshank8618]

yes judge Jeanine it can happen in america.

[@8BitBruche]

The logic that this variant is a US liberal concoction, despite its discovery in South Africa, is beyond stupid.

[@douglasdavis8395]

Sure, that's what they WANT you to think...

[@jb888888888]

Or so the Germans would have us believe.

[@michaeld4861]

"I passed my test with flying colors. I got a higher score than anyone else ever has. Highest score in history, all the experts agree. I met a man with tears in his eyes, he said 'I never met anyone with such a high score before.' The democrats want to take away my victory but we all know I won, I got the highest score and because of that I saved humanity and restored this country to glory." - Trump on his covid test

[@callen9623]

I absolutely love when the final clip totally catches Seth off guard and he loses it 🤣 Yabba dabba doo

[@anro7137]

Go Graphics Department!

[@MkurugenziMwenyekiti]

I looped that a couple of times 😂😂

[@shlepmessing8703]

You sheep.

[@rachelrachel9152]

Yes it's so much better knowing now that seth never knows what the end callback clip will be

[@damiengoldsworthy1861]

Correction - Seth and the crew didn't take "time off", it was jackal abandonment. 😢

[@jasonfaulkner8644]

Seth's rolling pencil at the start. Seamless. No shits given. Seth is good.

[@sithlord93]

Instead of obtaining information from legal hearings, we are getting them from book deals... Politicians really have no shame.

[@donalee5472]

Don't you mean Republican politicians have no shame? Democrats never had legal hearings to worry about. JS.

[@plo8monster113]

"You can't Afford the truth!"

[@michaelsalisbury1477]

Thats putting itvwhere Mango Musssoloni Will never find it.

[@zesty9815]

Trump: _"I fired Comey, that whole group, and now that group is coming back again? I mean, it's not believable."_ (2:14) The voters: _"We fired Trump, that whole group, and now he's coming back again? We mean, it's not believable."_

[@roccobastone1441]

fired trump but put a puppet in office

[@jasonwilliamtjandra]

@@roccobastone1441 Both suck tbh

[@robertlibutti6605]

Him cracking at the end brings back all the junior high memories of trying not to laugh in class. It's so funny. Like others, I love the post lockdown format.

[@brettw8744]

Really love the tangents and obscure references. The evolution of this show has been one of the few good things to come from the pandemic.

[@crankynic]

Tangent budget!

[@commandercaptain4664]

@@crankynic Sea Captain budget!

[@aarongingrich3831]

You can tell where someone's head is when they call a virus that killed less than 4,500 people in the USA a pandemic. Understand that dying with a virus in your body is not the same as dying from the virus. For perspective, the flu typically kills over 50,000.

[@crankynic]

@@commandercaptain4664 Arrrrgghh!

[@blackmanlistening7909]

Trumps secret covid? A conspiracy theory? Who believes a conspiracy theory from the people that COINED the phrase? Hipocrites! Just a conspiracy Conspiracy Theorist: It's not going to be 15 days. It's they are shoting for two years Why does the number 15 add up to six in Numerology. NEWS: That's just a conspiracy theory. Conspiracy Theorist: See now they are saying six weeks, (theres that number 6 again). Do you believe they are shoting for two years yet? NEWS: That's just a conspiracy theory. Conspiracy Theorist:See now they are saying six months Do you believe they are shoting for two years yet? NEWS: That's just a conspiracy theory. Conspiracy Theorist: See Now Fauci is saying two years NEWS: silence, not a news story on the subject! Conspiracy Theorist:They are having you wear the mask so that there will be more fear of corona when the introduce the vaccine. (create a problem introduce the SOLUTION). NEWS: That's just a conspiracy theory, there will be no vaccine for this it takes years. Conspiracy Theorist: SEE they admitted there is a vaccine plus it is going to be MORE than ONE AND DONE. NEWS: That's just a conspiracy theory. We got done fast. there is NOT going to be more than one vaccine! Conspiracy Theorist: See there is TWO vaccines they are just going to keep going with mutations. NEWS: That's just a conspiracy theory. Conspiracy Theorist: SEE! Now they are talking UK varian, Indian variant, etc. NEWS: That's just a conspiracy theory. Conspiracy Theorist: See NOW they are talking boosters! NEWS: Not a single news story on the subject. Conspiracy Theorist:SEE NOW they are talking about you have to take a booster every 6 months. NEWS: That's just a conspiracy theory. Conspiracy Theorist:They will not allow you to buy or sell (shop or work). They are painting you as the enemy for not taking the vaccine(just like Natzi Germany with meds on Jewish people). Even though they admit the vaccine does NOT slow down transmission. (Revelations 13:17-18) NEWS: That's just a conspiracy theory. No one is forcing you to! Conspiracy Theorist: SEE NOW they are making it legal to not hire you based on NOT taking the vaccine.(Revelations 13:17-18) NEWS: NO one is forcing you. Conspiracy Theorist: See now the Government is allowing Hospitals to KIDNAP your baby if you dont take the mark of the beast. NEWS: silence Conspiracy Theorist: See -

[@mmartinezPhysics]

But, when it came back positive, that was negative, and when it came back negative, that was positive, right? So, he was no longer negative in a positive way, but positive in a negative way...

[@j.stonehouse5004]

I love how Seth put his fake phone down, despite it not being real.

[@jb888888888]

When Seth said Jon Bovi and then corrected himself to Bon Jovi and said "I admit when I made a mistake" he wasn't doing a Donald Trump impression he was doing a Tonald Drump impression. (Tonald Drump being a Donald Trump Opposite Band.)

[@matthewschreck6418]

Trump would never admit the mistake. He would spend the rest of his life trying to prove the band is really called Jon Bovi.

[@NewMessage]

"It's not... believable." Why should it be any different than anything else you've ever said, right?

[@fergusoharafoh]

I love how the show has changed. The post- pandemic change has carried on even though the audience is back. Love you Seth

[@johnlove8752]

Between Jon Bovi and our good buddy Al, I don’t think I’m gonna be able to breath anymore because I’m laughing so hard! Already the impersonations are spot on but the insert one liners of Pacino is pure genius! I’ve had a couple of really sad days so really needed this so thank you Seth, this was awesome!

[@morrisal]

Same here.... having been in a rough patch recently and Seth's show is the best medicine😍

[@psa921416]

I'm sorry you've all been having a rough time. Hang in there! Things will get better...they have to! 💙

[@LeeStJohn-ym4df]

I hope you'll continue to feel better.😊

[@molsongrrrl]

No one on earth told him anything he did was the best instinctual decision ever. That interviewer has no idea what Dump is talking about.

[@abc-bu7nr]

That's the sleazy Mark Levin, you can almost see the gears grinding in his head trying to figure a way to spin his bullshit into maga gold

[@cainsparks3457]

In the Clip of the 2020 Debate with Biden and “The Pumpkin of Halloweens Past”🎃 Where he says- “can I be “Honest here?, cause this is Very important,” Chris Wallace then says- “Mr. President, No. The answer to the *Question is No! So True, Thank you Chris Wallace for saying it during the 1st Debate! Too Bad it got No Coverage :(

[@kennethellison9713]

*rump: I passed my Covid test! Meadows: Are you sure? *rump: Yes, I'm positive!

[@jaquanpowell4605]

I'm so glad Seth kept his tangents & randomness 😂😂

[@commandercaptain4664]

"My favorite one, the green one, the sexy one. 7/10, would skeet and yeet. HOO-WAH ." GOP: After the election, it's all going to mysteriously go away. You'll never hear about covid again. Also GOP: _f o r e v e r p a n d e m i c_

[@CindyandBruticus]

Why wouldn't he walk around like he is above the law? You keep letting him do whatever he wants without consequence.

[@creativedesignation7880]

True. At this point Trump ignoring the law just shows that he is in fact capable of learning. He has learned that whatever he does, there will be absolutely no consequences for him. So far that holds true.

[@maryrosekent8223]

@@creativedesignation7880 Yes...but the courts are building [a] case(s) against him for the things he’s said and done either before taking and since leaving office given that he can no longer hide behind Executive Privilege. Money laundering is a big one!

[@clothilde1623]

@@maryrosekent8223 They need to hurry up! Otherwise he’ll be voted in as President again and pardon himself for everything he’s ever done (given he’s apparently untouchable) or he’ll go the way of Elvis on his golden loo before they can throw the fucker in jail.

[@maryrosekent8223]

@@clothilde1623 I take solace in the fact that the next election is still three years away and I’m pretty sure by then, he’ll be legally dealt with.

[@jb888888888]

Correction: Jon Bovi was a Bon Jovi "opposite band." Their big hits include "Unwanted, Alive and Dead" "Dying on a Prayer" "Glaze of Blory" and "Good Medicine."

[@jonilougy6608]

Nice 😂

[@morrisal]

Don't forget their great classic "I gave hate a good name"

[@PhilBoswell]

Seth remembers: kzbin.info/www/bejne/mICQqIqgirGJhNE

[@lanitagrice7644]

The clip package from the Biden/T**** debate was missing a crucial clip: "Will you shut up, man? This is so...this is so unpresidential" from the man who then became POTUS. Go Joe!

[@minoltaaraya]

Not me having to pause after the first joke 🤣😭 “Florida swamp ghost who haunts weddings💀

[@stewart.brandonr]

I'm ALL here for more Al Pacino slipping into every nook & cranny of this Closer Look and future ones.

[@tiberiussempronious6252]

Yeah. His Sanders is good too

[@ericminch]

But wouldn't that take time away from Bernie and Pillow Guy? And a host of other supporting characters? I vote for moderation on Pacino and balance among all of Seth's impersonations.

[@gus.smedstad]

Can we get some appreciation for Seth implicitly making fun of Trump for never, ever admitting being wrong about anything? No matter how obvious or trivial the subject was? It's hard to forget him drawing on a weather map with a Sharpie to back his goof over the path of hurricane Dorian. I've known 10 year olds who would have known better than to tell such an obvious lie.

[@Tedster10]

Seth: I don’t have a therapist, I have you guys Me: I don’t have a therapist, I have Seth

[@anro7137]

Yup, and less expensive right back at’cha Seth!

[@howardkerr8174]

Seth, I thought that you might have taken all of the holidays off, glad you are back and so great you enjoy this. On Trump: it often sounds like he has no idea from one word to the next what he will say and doesn't have room in his tiny brain for more than 2 or 3 thoughts. Yeah, he often circles back on his greatest hits.

[@majinjones4565]

I swear I remember hearing him say if he lost we would never hear from him again. I blame the Mandella effect.

[@somewhatinformed1208]

I wonder do health care providers still receive training not to spread viruses with mask? Wearing the same mask from one room to another used to get people fired for trying to spread illness. If sick please remain hope and cancel travel. Bringing covid 19 to every nation was a bad idea.

[@malavikanatarajan2861]

If you're really doing a Trump impression you should have doubled down " Jon Bovi concert AND a Bon Jovi Concert" Trump never used to correct his mistakes. Remember the time that he misspoke and said "Canada should pay for the wall?" He doubled down and said maybe Canada should 😂

[@simongiles9749]

And the flu epidemic that happened in 1918 is still the "1917 flu" in Dear Loser's world.

[@sherinameless1618]

I think I may understand what Trump was trying to say in his interview with Levin: that he did collude with Russia during the 2016 election, and if he hadn't fired Comey, Comey would have pursued it and Trump would have been convicted of espionage, and therefore wouldn't have been able to be scamming rubes with expensive photo books, as he would have been shivved by now.

[@plaidpanda]

How he wasn't prosecuted for obstruction of justice makes me ungodly angry.

[@brianmcmanus4690]

Yup.

[@brianmcmanus4690]

@@plaidpanda Yup.

[@realtimebiblicalinterpreta6972]

Omg hit the nail

[@sadtothebone5767]

@@plaidpanda He was. He was impeached.

[@chesterwilberforce9832]

One of the books, Michael Wolf, I think, talked about how he was seconds away from being intubated. Melania was very sick, too. I was in for 6 weeks last year, and got intubated for 4 days. His oxygen was very low for a man his age and health. There is a video of him shortly after his release where he looks like death. I wonder how many people have died because of his "Be strong, you can beat this." attitude. History is not going to be kind to this man.

[@kevincurran2213]

It's not a correction as much as it's another disappointment in graphics - Air Force One wouldn't fit between the buildings on W 44th. It's only about 60 feet between the faces of the buildings on the street and the plane has a wing span of 195 feet, 8 inches per Boeing's website. They could've at least put it somewhere in Times Square that's wide enough for it to fit - 46th Street would've worked and would've still been recognizable.

[@tails0420ify]

Maybe the trump admin stripped it for parts since his plane has been grounded for so long. lol

[@lb5368]

🐾👏

[@morrisal]

Jackallllll!😁

[@danielgregory3295]

They recently modified the plane with folding wings so it could be stored on a carrier...✈🖖😁😁

[@erwinpatio8160]

Trump about firing Comey: "And now those same people said it was the most incredible instinctual move." Those Same People: Actually, the word we used was CRIMINAL.

[@ecbh8487]

@Erwin. Amazing! Wish I had written it.

[@ibinshkamed1586]

Trump's survival instinct is what it was.

[@nasaa2884]

It blows my mind how folks keep churning out these outlandish conspiracies whereby every other nation on earth is colluding with the democrats to annoy and inconvenience them. Truly, their ego is only matched by their paranoia. 🤦‍♂🤦‍♂

[@JimRFF]

1:25 not even professional comedian and talk show host Seth Meyers can say "I admit when I made a mistake" with a straight face while impersonating Donald Trump

[@mehere8038]

the fact that he was pretending he didn't make a mistake when he just made a blooper probably contributed to his laughing too don't you think? Was awesome impro in response to his blooper!

[@poisonhemlock]

The variants could, indeed, come more quickly. Every unchecked variant has the potential to spawn variants of its own. That means we should expect geometric growth. In another year, the Greek alphabet may not be adequate.

[@katiehettinger7857]

That not quite how it works. I every infected person the virus produces thousands of mutations and as long has enough people are acting as petri dishes, it's just a numbers game, eventually a more successful variant will occure.

[@AisuruMirai]

Imagine the right wing conspiracy theories if they used the _Hebrew_ alphabet for naming variants! Jewish space lasers would be child's play compared to those.

[@williamthatsmyname]

The virus has so many varients, the Greek alphabet is only used for the majority of "varients of concern"

[@Hooyahfish]

Viruses tend to get less deadly as they mutate. Omicron is more infectious but less deadly than delta. Omicron will end the pandemic.

[@vysharra]

@@Hooyahfish this is conjecture, we don’t know any of those “facts” for sure yet. (Let’s hope but it’s not for sure yet)

[@Alcagaur1]

"They were relying on the honor system." With Drumpfenstein??! That's like relying on local water sources for Mars surface exploration.

[@jpt9328]

Whatever snapped in Seth over the last 21 mos., he's much better off without it. Loving loosey goosey Seth.

[@fredherfst8148]

He's approaching Ferguson territory and I love it.

[@matsujonen]

Let's see this is the third variant by my count. If everyone had just done what was needed at the beginning instead of listening to the big orange buffoon we would be past this. But here we are.

[@balaclavabob001]

11:50 As a side note , this varient is effecting people all over the planet . I understand that Fox viewers don't actually think there is anything outside of America but to claim it's a hoax by a political party of one country is , and I chose my words carefully here , stucking foupid .

[@mitchzurbrigg2403]

You dont get "executive privilege" when you arnt a current president, let alone just an employee. That's like getting fired from your job and you claim you're now the CEO

[@zesty9815]

It's best to avoid contact with Trump in any case, whether he's tested positive or not.

[@davebeach2343]

The only time close contact would be acceptable is if he's under a microscope to study how such a miserable species could prosper, and what would make an effective antidote for his venom.

[@hanburgundy4317]

tRump looks like the new chicken wings from Applebee's.

[@epic6272]

Yea

[@SuperPeterok]

The hot cheeto boneless wings??

[@bellbells872]

but your avoiding the crap the dems are doing

[@dar_jada]

Thank you for not running a million ads during your monologue like Jimmy Kimmel does. You are hilarious.