"Well.. he didn't exactly pardoned them, but just turned the investigation over to Merrick Garland and then just kinda petered out," God damned, that was such a brutal burn a yet so freakin' funny. Kudos to whomever wrote that one. And I'm glad the "Late Night" team still dishes out these kind of cynical jokes. Well needed in these times.. and in this case also well deserved I might add!
@LoriKasprzak-kc7xcСағат бұрын
Biden is authorized to disclose Trump donors. Get on it, Joe!
@patrickkelley6698Сағат бұрын
Was a great joke and also a not so funny truth on doj dragging feet on trump prosecutions .....but yes thank u to whomever wrote that gem.🎉
@seanspartan20232 сағат бұрын
Bold of them to assume Trump won't run again, as if election law means anything in this country. Good luck with that!
@vvohvaelez9277Сағат бұрын
Luckily its the 22nd amendment that prevents that. GOP doesnt have enough % of congress to make that constitutional change
@joachimschoderСағат бұрын
@@vvohvaelez9277 Luckily Trump was disqualified to run in 2024 by the 14th amendment. After all imagine the damage he could have done. The partisan hacks of the Supreme Court can, have and will ignore the constitution whenever it helps Conservatives to gain more power. With Republicans in power there is no rule of law.
@seanspartan2023Сағат бұрын
@vvohvaelez9277 I'm well aware of the law. But the law more and more is becoming meaningless. Trump will do everything he can to hold onto power and SCOTUS has given him a free pass to break the law. America as we knew it, is over. It was one hellova ride though.
@jessthesiren4353Сағат бұрын
they have the majority in all 3 houses. What are you talking about?
@positivevibetec3 сағат бұрын
LIBERATING?!?! HE WILL NOT LEAVE OFFICE ON HIS OWN. mark my words
@KtotheL2 сағат бұрын
the f you talking about ? 4 yrs ago ?
@iljavija2 сағат бұрын
@@KtotheL He is talking about Trump. And he left only because the jan 6 failed.
@agentorange812 сағат бұрын
I voted only as a courtesy hes a traitor and rightly a felon, and still not counted 😑, im open for new suggestions and ideas cause that was only courtesy he must not take the country this direction
@FDR_progressive_liberal2 сағат бұрын
Well there is precedent.
@joanfrellburg4901Сағат бұрын
Canada and Mexico will be slapping a 50 % tariff on the US until he's locked up.
@pv50103 сағат бұрын
He can't change. That would be funny. You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.
@SodalisUK2 сағат бұрын
You can't make a Sow's ear out of a Trump arse either.
@jnielsen902 сағат бұрын
He can, he just chooses not too because of his narcassism
@LakeFX3 сағат бұрын
Imagine studying day and night for a test for 4 years, having extreme anxiety about passing it the entire time, and then when the test finally comes, you fail anyway. Now, imagine a whole country doing that. Crazy, right?
@MarvinBrown-j8j2 сағат бұрын
Right ✅️
@thedoctor5062 сағат бұрын
Do you really think the country studied?
@saegidius2 сағат бұрын
I beg to doubt EVERYONE has been studying... Well - soon everyone will know what "Tariffs" and "demand of labour" means
@JK_Clark2 сағат бұрын
Who'd make a better President, a convicted felon or a successful District Attorney? It's a doozy!
@angrydoggy91702 сағат бұрын
@@jnielsen90Collective outrage (feeling) is much more important than individual feelings or ideas. Countries do have a collective consciousness, never overestimate the individual. I know that people (especially in the US) think about themselves as free individuals but hardly anyone is actually a free thinking individual. That’s just the reality of things. People are thought/trained what to think, they don’t come up with their thoughts on their own.
@mysteryninja3542 сағат бұрын
This monologue was one of the best in recent memory. You killed it, Seth.
@Michael-tl2yj2 сағат бұрын
WOW, SO LIKE BEING LIED TO CONSTANTLY AND TREATED LIKE A MINDLESS GULLIBLE UNEDUCATED SHEEP, SHAME ON YOU
@mysteryninja354Сағат бұрын
@@Michael-tl2yj I like to laugh. You should try it some time.
@sherinameless16183 сағат бұрын
The good thing about stealing from Lululemon is that you can fit a million dollars worth of merchandise in your pockets.
@RealBradMiller3 сағат бұрын
Concepts of a plan to disclose donors.
@GenghisVern3 сағат бұрын
I want to see the tax returns... from 2016!!!!!
@vennril3 сағат бұрын
Still remember when he said he couldn't because he was under audit. Good old 8-year-audit lol Man, his 2016 lies almost make me nostalgic...
@jnielsen902 сағат бұрын
You can....they were used too convict him of his 34 fraud convictions
@vikitheviki2 сағат бұрын
I want to see the dam insurrectionist and traitor in jail!!
@GenghisVern2 сағат бұрын
@@vikitheviki as do I, but right now I'm worried about the voters who chose him in spite the obvious
@Pho-KingSoupTonechasrСағат бұрын
He paid $750 in taxes in 2016 while pretending to be a billionaire funding his own campaign. He paid magnitudes more to China in tax the same year.
@elizabethellis90623 сағат бұрын
Biden should seriously hand out blanket pardons to everyone.
@elliotbrent3 сағат бұрын
Yes indeed, stop playing nice Dems republicons do whatever it takes to get power, I'm hoping tRump starts endorsing maga moron candidates we'll win back the House and Senate 🎉🎉
@SodalisUK2 сағат бұрын
Especially Jack Smith.
@Styphon2 сағат бұрын
"If you were involved in the case against Trump you are here by pardoned." 🍊🤡🙋 "No, not you, Donald."
@brookeweatherlyСағат бұрын
@@Styphon👉👍👈
@hvdesaiСағат бұрын
Except one
@jend.10693 сағат бұрын
Imagine paying Matt Gaetz 500$ for a cameo.. Omg ..
@hooker47493 сағат бұрын
who's money is that
@noctisilva64572 сағат бұрын
Im sure Kimmel will buy a few.. :)
@sherinameless16182 сағат бұрын
@@noctisilva6457I can only imagine what they will ask him to say: maybe "Wish my niece a sexy 16th birthday."
@christineherrmann2052 сағат бұрын
Jack Smith acct on Bluesky said they wanted to have him record a message that "sexual assault is bad" to send to Pete Hegseth. Which... I REALLY hope happens.
@chrisphelps9154Сағат бұрын
i hear if you're a female under 18, he'll send you money
@ecbst63 сағат бұрын
What happened to the Egyptian money? 🤔
@rustee652 сағат бұрын
What would happen if D.E.A personnel visited DJT JRs habitat 🤔🤪
@sherinameless1618Сағат бұрын
Never gonna happen after his father makes him head of the DEA, ATF, and Space Force.
@joachimschoderСағат бұрын
Nothing. Trump and his minions are above the law. They have already announced that the Department of Revenge (previously Department of Justice) will go after the people who DARED to investigate Trump: "If you look into our crimes we will destroy your life."
@whocares2087.13 сағат бұрын
America's in for a wild four years.
@SodalisUK3 сағат бұрын
The real questions are: 1. What can anyone do to limit the damage, if anything? 2. Will the USA as we know it actually survive 4 years? 3. If it does, will it be at all possible to recover what has been lost?
@dasstigma2 сағат бұрын
Yes and in 4 years everything is back to normal, like it was in 2020. What is wrong with you?
@RHCole2 сағат бұрын
@@dasstigmaThings weren't back to normal when Biden took charge, we still aren't back to normal.
@mariansmith76942 сағат бұрын
What makes you think it will just be 4 years?
@dasstigma2 сағат бұрын
@@RHCole I know. I have eyes.
@cdarklock2 сағат бұрын
"I would tell you who sent the cheques, really I would, it's just that I don't speak Russian"
@KOOLBadger3 сағат бұрын
We are all screwed..
@masond28382 сағат бұрын
Blame Democrats. Why didn’t enough of them vote?
@KOOLBadgerСағат бұрын
@masond2838 cant blame anyone.. so why are you?
@storytime1182 сағат бұрын
Correction. Elmo wasn't smoking a parliament. Parliament cigarettes have a white recessed filter. Not a brown filter. Graphics has done you dirty yet again.
@gmun22483 сағат бұрын
Co-president? I thought we were calling him First Buddy? (In place of a First Lady.)
@markmac22063 сағат бұрын
First Shady
@sherinameless16183 сағат бұрын
He called himself First Buddy. Melania called him "My escape plan "
@JulianRiveraCarrera2 сағат бұрын
Talk about grooming
@Thom4ES3 сағат бұрын
I learned the truth at 17... ... ...
@Wazoo_13 сағат бұрын
Deon Trusk our new perpident
@ildacamilo3 сағат бұрын
Bonkers!
@sherinameless16183 сағат бұрын
After you pay $50O for Matt to wish you a happy birthday on Cameo, he will pay you $50 to watch the videos on his phone.
@ThomasdWell3 сағат бұрын
:29 we joke, but if he doesn't pardon his own son before he leaves office I'll be disappointed.
@Melesniannon2 сағат бұрын
Why? Pardons are supposed to go to the deserving, people punished harshly or unjustly. Not people you happen to be related to. Why should he pardon Hunter?
@RHCole2 сағат бұрын
Truth, he really needs to. I wouldn't have even cared if he'd done it years ago, TBH. That norm has already been shattered, so he might as well take advantage of it.
@jnielsen902 сағат бұрын
Biden won't pardon Hunter, he has respect for American law and it's decisions. It's why he will peacefully transfer power regardless of his beliefs in what will happen when he does and why he voluntarily gave up power too allow Kamala to run instead when he knew he couldn't win a second term.....all things Drumpf wouldn't even consider no matter the cirtcumstances
@RHCole2 сағат бұрын
@@Melesniannon Because it'd be funny
@foiblemooch26862 сағат бұрын
@@RHCole Democrats: "We need stricter firearm regulations!" Republicans: "You pardon people who break the laws we already have so what is the point?" ....you'd have to get used to that because its a valid point.
@Sentient_Zee3 сағат бұрын
That nickname is going to go to Scollins’ head now.
@musicfanatic77403 сағат бұрын
Plot twist: The only donors are the ones who paid their way into his inner circle.
@mf.danger92353 сағат бұрын
Putin
@denisediamond2933 сағат бұрын
More dark money rigging the economy and dismantling the programs that benefit many American citizens not just the 1%
@joepatterson6922 сағат бұрын
Russians included god knows who else can't be good people that's why no disclosure the mafia don't do that rules being broke every day 🇬🇧🇺🇲🇺🇦💙
@Anton-uy4rc2 сағат бұрын
Jackal here. I'm disappointed Hunter wasn't dressed as a turkey for pardon. Graphics dept has to be reprimanded harshly.
@awandererfromys1680Сағат бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="39">0:39</a> Man, Gaetz really looks like a comic book caricature of himself.
@GrimJerr2 сағат бұрын
WTF is Glenn Powell
@GenghisVernСағат бұрын
Lindell for Elections Commissioner!
@Jay-is2jy2 сағат бұрын
Of course... he's got a lot to hide and all he's gotta do is stall
@fabienaffonso1748Сағат бұрын
Great joke! DT got his own DT. And he is already annoyed! Lol
@j.d.46972 сағат бұрын
Stop hating on them, everyone already knows Russia, China and North Korea pay them off.
@twofjs6334Сағат бұрын
"ELON", he hollered! "Buy me the election and I will SELL YOU the Presidency!"
@Styphon2 сағат бұрын
Electoral Dysfunction
@christineherrmann205Сағат бұрын
Except past tense: we suffered Electoral Misfunction.
@RHCole3 сағат бұрын
...Because Trump has a lot of foreign donors...
@cindyhill90912 сағат бұрын
Let's not forget that they couldn't catch the returning booster in the "chopsticks" *because DJT was too close to the landing pad* so they had to scrap it into the frickin ocean. He destroys everything everywhere he goes!
@shanedittmar25243 сағат бұрын
Is this a director's cut of the last clip 🤔😆
@meprivate6923Сағат бұрын
I legitimately think they knew this wouldn't work and gave Gaetz an out so that the ethics committee report couldn't be released. It's painfully transparent to me.
@makestank48002 сағат бұрын
The turkeys got off huh. 😂😡
@djricky092 сағат бұрын
I bet Seth didn't do an Elmo impression because he can't!
@findingretirement6649Сағат бұрын
Yeah it would be a little awkward for them to say Russia, China and North Korea..
@hvdesaiСағат бұрын
Law does not apply to lawless person.
@EndScene3 сағат бұрын
It's what Elon believes he paid for.
@russellknox56662 сағат бұрын
That stock image kid would definitely go to a Minecraft theme park
@foxhound-883 сағат бұрын
Markus Persson created MINECRAFT and then sold it to Microsoft. Saying it's creators are planning to build a park is a false statement. I highly dout Persson will be involved at all. He apparently lives on an island or something.
@TonjaBrown-k8mСағат бұрын
FUNtastic!
@gibsonrickenbacker6317Сағат бұрын
Even his supporters have to say things to convince them it’s going to be ok. We’re fucked
@josecuevas57832 сағат бұрын
Chump just eat a quarter pounder and some carrots they are good for you!!
@doreenbrandt3697Сағат бұрын
I must say it is nice seeing Gaetz described as nothing more than a "former congressman". Feels like, even if it's just a singular plot of land, here at least the earth is healing
@ashlei3152 сағат бұрын
Oof that Scollins joke… 🥺
@nancysmith83842 сағат бұрын
My trusted news source
@publics.public2 сағат бұрын
He's have to disclose how much old Putler sent him.
@idongesitusen57642 сағат бұрын
Trump: he likes this place, he really does. Musk(internally)- Dance puppet, dance!😂
@markmac22063 сағат бұрын
Nothings cooler than a tank top.
@sherinameless16183 сағат бұрын
Scollins!
@traviswebb35323 сағат бұрын
Who is glen powell?
@sherinameless1618Сағат бұрын
@@traviswebb3532 Some actor; supposed to be good for you . . I mean, good looking.
@bobjones6646Сағат бұрын
Seth, Seth, Seth.... The congressman clearly said that Matt Gaetz was taking rails for ED med, not chewing on em
@Tonyhouse11682 сағат бұрын
I left Texas 7 years ago; still think about Torchy’s Tacos every single day
@sherinameless16183 сағат бұрын
Dead Dog &Cat Joke™ Mike Scollins
@larrymosher50453 сағат бұрын
Was the bodega in Springfield.
@marjoriegarland27982 сағат бұрын
@@larrymosher5045🤣🤣🤣
@jerryweirdspeed2 сағат бұрын
Thumbnail is correct. But why this messy video title. The criticism is not the news. It's the fact that they do not disclose. Love you!
@skarloeythomas51722 сағат бұрын
Woo hoo! American voters love swamps, and kings ruling those swamps.
@MrGreen-fx1yzСағат бұрын
Disappointed ? HUH ? Hell no I had a party .. Goodbye Gaetz
@memtio07912 сағат бұрын
Just the beginning of a crook administration
@peterp2626Сағат бұрын
What’s with the grandpa sweater.
@ZYX261Сағат бұрын
45 - 47 shows ignorance. If 45 makes it through the inauguration, it is correctly written as 45 & 47.
@angelcastro3129Сағат бұрын
Hey Elon, Never overstay your welcome or you'll never be welcomed to stay over.
@keithmoore6334Сағат бұрын
He doesn’t have to follow any rules or guidelines. He is cult leader/emperor.
@saegidius2 сағат бұрын
Has anyone actually SEEN Trump for the past 7 days? - maybe he has COVID-19 again?
@florete2310Сағат бұрын
Who's surprised? I know I'm not... All those campaign donations Donnie received in roubles...
@Omni04043 сағат бұрын
More like Late Late night!
@RealBradMiller3 сағат бұрын
We have come all the way around to early early morning. Lol
@hotrodandrube9119Сағат бұрын
Trump represents the core ethos of the republican party.
@agentorange813 сағат бұрын
SO I WATFCHA DA MONOLOUGE BETTER BE A HELLA GOODA CORRECTIONS , YOU "READ" ME MYERS!?
@gmun22483 сағат бұрын
Discussion for Corrections: "sex with an underage alien". This seems like the perfect Corrections topic... I'll start with HOW? And then how would you know?
@agentorange812 сағат бұрын
@@gmun2248to do a jackal call , or to not do a jackal call that ks the question, and its not a hard one to make either way theres definitely no in the middle here🤣
@1980processСағат бұрын
Nothing Trump does is surprising, at this point I'm surprised if the country doesn't fall apart
@crashnova76012 сағат бұрын
As power shifted , so did their purpose
@lauramonaghan13832 сағат бұрын
Yr good Seth!❤🎉 Impersonats
@lesleyghostdragon31492 сағат бұрын
JACKALS HAZ BEEN LIBERATED !!!
@TheMemoryPoliceСағат бұрын
Meanwhile Kamala spent 1.5 Billion dollars in 4 months 😅😅😅
@sherinameless1618Сағат бұрын
And Trump had funded most of his $100,000,000 in legal fees with campaign donations.
@jodyvollmer4125Сағат бұрын
@@sherinameless1618 facts don’t matter to MAGA
@FDR_progressive_liberal2 сағат бұрын
Cmon Joe ! Pardon Hunter.
@toddwatson40192 сағат бұрын
Venmo payment only for Matt Gaetz. Thats the way he likes it.
@Shaunak763 сағат бұрын
"Former" has a nice ring to it.
@masond28382 сағат бұрын
Soon to be distant since she’ll be living in Florida or New York.
@21anusha2 сағат бұрын
😢
@ArguZ72Сағат бұрын
I really hope he pardons Hunter....just to stick it to the GOP
@anitralarae_mahjacatСағат бұрын
That Bodega "Joke" was racist trash
@philtreman99442 сағат бұрын
Let's get this straight . It's President Musk and VP Trump .
@joseostos1629Сағат бұрын
Why are you wearing a sweater? Don’t you set the thermostat to the same temperature all year round?
@vanitayogeshwar5698Сағат бұрын
Why do MAGA hats have 45-47 on them? Shouldn’t it be 45/47? As usual the MAGAts need some schooling.
@nightowl6260Сағат бұрын
I think the turkey stunts should be dropped from the schedule. Find a different way to acknowledge tradition.
@gerardocordero5788Сағат бұрын
Matt gatze’s image looks strange. Is it real or ai?
@tarareed37032 сағат бұрын
I thought @Pam bondy was front the @Born Identity
@psychogardnernz51712 сағат бұрын
lone skum
@kerryrobinson9947Сағат бұрын
4 more years of this tool and his comic clowns. 🤡🧑🎄🖤👹
@capricorn53343 сағат бұрын
if US law was more christian they would forgive children & all whats more liberating ....
@vmb326Сағат бұрын
What's the difference between Trump and Elon? F 😂
@RubyDoobieScoo2 сағат бұрын
Correction: Elon doesn't have 300 billion in the bank as you said, almost all his wealth is tied up in stocks and shares.
@masond28382 сағат бұрын
That’s how most of my wealth is invested. If I cash it in, then I will have much much more in cash than I have now.
@Smw0062 сағат бұрын
Elon would be wise to put on cat ears and a tail so that when he won't leave he'll at least be mistaken for a cat and be endearing. 😼
@pepsiwepsi19523 сағат бұрын
❤
@leighblackler11572 сағат бұрын
Hello writers and producers. PLEASE CAN YOU PUT A FACE UP WHEN TELLING US WHO IS VISITING ON THE SHOW???? PLEASE PLEASE????? I MIGHT BE ABLE TO IDENTIFY FACES BUT NOT THE NAMES.
@ashlachman58803 сағат бұрын
First! Whooo!!
@papinochulo3 сағат бұрын
hey ncb can you stop uploading the same bits over and over in different amalgamations? this is the third time this clip got uploaded
@RHCole3 сағат бұрын
No it isn't, it's the second closer look upload. Exaggerating does not strengthen your argument.
@markmac22063 сағат бұрын
Just don't watch ACL a 2nd time. And it's not 3 times.
@gmun22482 сағат бұрын
This is the monologue + A Closer Look. Happens every single time.
@MrAutar13 сағат бұрын
💩💩
@ravie69732 сағат бұрын
Come on Seth. You talk show hosts can’t help yourself eh? Every step of the way right down to the next 4 years I’m sure will be constant criticism of Trump. For you guys, Kimmel and Colbert, he’s the most hated man. What has he ever done to you? Let up and let the man do his job. Be creative and funny in other ways. It’s time to let it go man. Geez!!!
@lindaswanson93282 сағат бұрын
Nope. Not backing down.The racist, rapist, fraudster, and lying conman has every bit of it coming. Buckle up buttercup. You're in for a bumpy ride just like the rest of us.
@christineherrmann205Сағат бұрын
Ah, I finally found the "down voted for an hour comments".