CORRECTIONS Episode 8: Week of Monday, May 3

[@jenniferpatterson4964]

Do NOT shorten this segment! If anything, make it longer. Thank you.

[@janethalken8269]

(i was thinking he might be doing 'mikey da shoe' to get shoemaker to let us have more corrections time?) shhhh

[@JimiTime1]

Agreed! The Mikey jokes alone are worth it

[@jefferywillam8117]

Hello how are you doing today?? So tell me where originally are you from and where do you live now if you don't mind me asking????

[@trickwillis]

This Size Queen also wants more Seth, longer and uncut, no bleeps

[@Musik216]

Exactly! This is too good!💯

[@ohmarine43]

When you said “big huge giant colossal” and no one laughed, I felt like you got robbed. That was a great follow up thesaurus joke.

[@silubr1]

Well, at least _I_ did laugh out loud.

[@shaddy13]

same.

[@squadiodatamj5998]

I'm so glad you pointed it out, I missed the point first time it went by. Even Better!

[@TheBlarggle]

I was also sad when no one laughed at his synonym joke.

[@keelahrose]

*I* laughed!

[@anthonygriffin1147]

This is by far my favorite segment Seth has ever done. Its like Seth unleashed.

[@Enyavar1]

@@FlameOnTheBeat The shoemaker invented this segment himself and then rued the day. Or as Aussies would say, he 'rooed the day. Please nobody correct me about it being spelled roe-ed instead.

[@Jasems001]

Yeah I wish they were even longer not shorter lol

[@TomBelknapRoc]

Seth unleashed. Mildly, mildly. Mildly, mildly, mildly, oh, so mildly. But yes.

[@Flora-hn1bo]

People will be kicking themselves in few weeks if they miss the opportunity to buy and invest in bitcoin

[@jasonburton7257]

@@Flora-hn1bo I agree with your opinion ma’am , generally I sheet look out for it to dumb so i can purchase dime me truly I believe it has come to stay

[@ciaartin2221]

All those in favor of Seth's Corrections continuing on line even after the studio audience returns raise your hand. ✋

[@md61211]

✋

[@Aeronor2001]

What if we hope the studio audience never returns?

[@rosieposie1760]

✋

[@BrodieScott27]

🙌

[@ulovit1]

🖐🏾

[@MartsEntertainment]

The laid back nature of corrections and seeing Seth’s natural humor take hold is what makes the need for longer Corrections.

[@gioguarin]

Bump this comment to the top

[@masoncampbell971]

Did you notice the back of the card? 😂

[@Rich-Oh]

I believe this is the REAL reason why his fans are going out of their way to find (or even fabricate?) corrections for the content mill.

[@Andrew-vj2ep]

yup. agree.

[@sergiodbd]

But Schumacher is a hater and doesn’t want us to have nice things 😂😂

[@aleksandrasocha6365]

"We've talked a lot about whether an Irish gnome, troll, or elf would need a visa if they went to Iceland" is a sentence I never expected to hear on Late Night with Seth Meyers.

[@Naryoril]

It's not a sentence i ever expected to hear anywhere...

[@Niyati99]

@@Naryoril it's not a sentence I thought could exist

[@SDXStudio]

This is gonna be weird but I started reading this comment as SOON as this was coming up on the video. It felt strange.

[@HellHunter00]

_You don't keep it under 10 minutes, you're gonna get the 1 and then the 2_ Video duration 9:59 Well played, Seth.

[@calebcain4729]

I didn't catch that. Nice.

[@TheNiebling]

Omg gold

[@AhmedEtman79]

I noticed that, glad someone else did.

[@lisas5211]

Yes! Lol 😆

[@tucci007da]

but the thumbnail says 10:00 !!!

[@ryanweible9090]

the dinosaur joke is underrated.

[@ohmarine43]

Hugely

[@kallepronk7328]

Giantly

[@kathleenjones415]

Gargantuanly

[@sunnydaysatl]

Amber laughing is golden

[@MeriLizzie]

I was #69 giggity!

[@AdrianColley]

She was genuinely touched and slightly alarmed.

[@semievilsquirrel]

Rewatching in chronological order. Was curious to know when the back of the cards started to have messages for the jackals and it seems this is the first one that doesn't just say the standard "this area has been cleaned and sanitized". The back of the cards is one of my favorite things!

[@Bunkerdwarfputin]

"This area has been covered in germs" 😂😂

[@malex181]

Did anyone else notice he changed the text on the paper from "This area has been cleaned & disinfected" to "This area has been covered in germs"? 😂 7:46

[@Fanney47]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@lu-annduxbury3181]

I did notice that!!

[@Rebar77_real]

Good eye!

[@kbrock9146]

Someone said it would be neat if the wording on the paper changed in last week's comment section. 🤣

[@dirtypritithings]

At first I thought it was a secret message to us and now I think it's just very open message to the cleaning staff 🤣

[@alltheleaveswerebrown]

This feels like it's being delivered by the same part of his brain that created the Sea Captain...and yet...refined. Tried by fire. Nothing is left but the cold, calculated so-sue-me Seth and I LOVE IT.

[@kathleen109]

I loved the sea captain.

[@Tubocass]

This is the greatest rabbit hole to wander down.

[@AuntLefty09]

YES!

[@blackmoon9793]

For me it's neck and neck with Tiny Secret Whisper. I'm dying to find out if Packer will leave Leese for Adabelle.

[@vivigesso3756]

exactly, why is there so much proof biden wasn't elected??

[@jooliecat]

These just get better and better. My brother texted me this morning: “Happy Corrections Day!” I look forward to it every week!

[@jefferywillam8117]

Hello how are you doing today and your family God we bless you so tell me where originally are you from and where do you live now if you don't mind me asking???

[@ericjourdain892]

My brother texted I! 🤣🤣🤣

[@jefferywillam8117]

@@ericjourdain892 what is the meen of this?

[@misorodzinak8829]

That Thesaurus joke was so good it left me lost for words

[@jkhardeman]

I too was impoverished of speech.

[@xymonau2468]

And I also was gobsmacked.

[@alexdeleon4997]

I too was left dumbstruck

[@sarahbums]

mikey the shoe: "you gotta keep it under 10 minutes or you're gonna get it" this video: 9;59

[@notoriouslybratty]

Amazing!

[@jefferywillam8117]

Hello how are you doing over there So tell me where originally are you from and where do you live now if you don't mind me asking???

[@scottmcarthur207]

Not sure what flavour Seth's ice cream would be, but rather than a cone it would be best served in a smug.

[@eliseg1574]

"This area has been covered in germs" cracked me up after noticing the signs in every previous Corrections 🤣

[@lethalenoki]

Holy crapoli. How many easter eggs like that have I missed ahahaa. That's A+

[@alexisc6136]

Between Corrections and Tiny Secret Whispers I'm in heaven

[@apj341]

That latest episode of TSW was amazeballs 👍

[@rundmw]

Both segments are the best. Pure gold.

[@TeaghanYoung]

Watching Seth get more unhinged week after week doing this segment is the highlight of my week

[@noahweber5606]

No FEWER than 500 of us said, “my brother and me”

[@fritzstout2970]

Seth, would you say, “My mother made I drink a bottle of wine.”? No, you would not. You would say, “My mother made me drink a bottle of wine.” Hence, “My mother made my brother and me drink a bottle of wine.” It’s a simple rule.

[@ariesmars29]

Seth actually said it correctly, it was "my brother and I".

[@M_SC]

@@ariesmars29 nope

[@JK-dx4ob]

@@ariesmars29 Nope, you're wrong! Look it up! ☝🤓

[@lynnhettrick7588]

Yep, no FEWER than 500. Not no LESS than 500.

[@foimeleah9774]

If I hear John or Amber laugh during corrections I know it’s going to be a good weekend.

[@frigginjerk]

That's like a better version of the Groundhog Day ritual.

[@exessex3522]

Interesting (?) fact: In the UK, the middle traffic light is called 'amber'.

[@jefferywillam8117]

Hello how are you doing over there so tell me where originally are you from and where do you live now if you don't mind me asking???

[@NicksIdeaEngine]

If Ben & Jerry's is watching, please give Amber a flavor before Seth just so we can all see Seth's reaction.

[@kathleen109]

YES!!!

[@misaeldealbacastaneda2173]

"How are we doing on time?" Mikey the Shoe : Oh, it's really long Me: I need 4 hours of this everyday

[@madelineo4128]

first gag notecard! it's the attention to the detail that really makes the bits

[@WAMTAT]

I can't believe this isn't on TV. The people need to be corrected.

[@peachesandpoets]

Yup this is why they stay wrong!

[@rolinmaiz1694]

Eh, I think many people try to correct others, but then, mindlessly wonder off, shitting grammatical errors.

[@iluvdissheet]

@@rolinmaiz1694 facts

[@LollieVox]

@@peachesandpoets Clever!!

[@abyssoffortitude]

Oh my gawsh. I'm the 420th like. Yay me! Also.... They couldn't handle the corrections! 😊

[@griff7533]

Never get your audience back. Show is so fun casual now. Love it.

[@Nothanku_]

Seth lowkey loves giving himself more material for corrections

[@Dulnaivi]

Took Seth's advice and started from the beginning of this series. 2:51 is why I love Seth and his writers. Such witty genuis at random moments. ❤

[@cervelmola]

I was almost scared this would stop

[@deeraz]

I hope it never does!

[@wwp901]

Same!

[@nomadpurple6154]

@@deeraz it won't if we keep providing him with free material!!!

[@ljuvalivet]

This delights me to no end.

[@sheldon...]

"Keep it under 10minutes"... Nicely done at 9:59, Shoemaker must be very pleased with that technicality 👍

[@h0neycrumbz]

My favorite thing is watching through the week & trying to figure out what Seth will tear apart and blame on Shoemaker during Corrections. Seth, thank you for trying to keep us all a little more honest ✨. I'm grateful Corrections started now & not during the era of fake news.

[@jefferywillam8117]

Hello how are you doing over there so tell me where originally are you from and where do you live now if you don't mind me asking???

[@JMErlendson]

This is an excellent segment. “All great art is at its best when it’s crowdsourced”. I love it a million.

[@missednoahsarc2654]

Best intro

[@robertschuneman7713]

The original meaning of "LCD" was "liquid crystal diode" and referred to the type of component used in a display. This use of "LCD" predates the advent of displays incorporating LCDs by decades.

[@CrymsonNite]

Like LED

[@stustjohn]

I don't often do this (I try to be positive here) but I'm going to have to say that you are incorrect about this. I have never heard that term before in my life - and I have been interested in electronics since the late 1970s and have been teaching Physics for the past 21 years. If you use Google Ngram viewer, you will see that the term "liquid crystal display" has been in use since the mid-1970s, whereas the term "liquid crystal diode" does not even register! However, I did find a recent website where the title is used, presumably as a mash-up of the terms "liquid crystal display" and "light emitting diode"... I'm not sure that qualifies it in any way as its "original meaning", though.

[@theeggmancometh]

You're confusing LCD (which IS "liquid crystal display") with LED (which is "light emitting diode").

[@ellevdg]

Loved the drawn out bit on being made to drink the bottle of wine...great pay off! To me, these are like recurring stand up routines with inside jokes and I love being a part of it.

[@jessstuart7495]

I really liked the Thesaurus joke. I was disappointed, bummed-out, saddened, depressed, there was no audience reaction.

[@lucybee923]

i love that seth gets so into the snow white bit that he forgets to do the actual correction (he says that sleeping beauty’s prince is prince philip, but he doesn’t mention that snow white’s prince’s name is florian!)

[@geekdivaherself]

Oh, dear Lord. Snow White's prince is Prince Florian Man. No wonder he kissed a dead body....

[@stillhere1425]

Florian was bullied a lot at boarding school.

[@jb888888888]

In the original film he is unnamed, it was only much later he got the name Florian.

[@emjayay]

@@jb888888888 Maybe in the original fairy tale?

[@jb888888888]

@@emjayay The Brothers Grimm version only calls him "the King's son," furthermore the complaint in the first place was about the Disney theme park presentation which is obviously based on the Disney film.

[@withalittlehelpfrom3]

When Amber steals the show with just a laugh and one word.

[@lstapes7]

I was easily getting as much joy when I thought I heard Mulaney laugh. When I watched Seth and Stefon, I just wondered what was inside his head to be able to do anything like this.

[@Herm7es]

Well, I'd say ENHANCES the show rather than STEALS it, but that hilarious reaction of hers to the "Amber Loves Nuts" FLAVOR of SETH BREYERS' Ice Cream WAS priceless!

[@ElPayasoMalo]

@@Herm7es Amber Says Nuts

[@kandykane3265]

Why do I love these so much? The deadpan humour? The low level sarcasm? I can't tell exactly what it is, but I see CORRECTIONS and I click first!

[@duchessofdork6411]

Feeling like Seth's coworker.

[@emjayay]

It also violates the radio/comedy thing about not going fast and not having dead air, which somehow makes it funnier.

[@skpwilson]

I save it for last... I want to put down my phone and savor it 💗🤓.

[@buffythetwinpeaks8951]

never let this series die

[@Evelyn_Okay]

Not gonna lie, I would definitely buy some Weekly Corrections merch at this point 🤣

[@Enyavar1]

only on a daily basis and they need to exactly 4 hours long. Mayve loop them yourself before the fan community does!

[@SomeGuy4245-f1v]

The best part of this is when Seth speaks to everyone off camera.

[@MagicTimeTravel]

man the payoff from watching these and reading the comments each time is much better than anything tiny secret whispers has ever attempted

[@geekdivaherself]

BLASphemy!!! ... Sorry, I forgot to whisper tinily.

[@notlobparrot3057]

Please subscribe to Bütternüt! I don't want them to cancel Tiny Secret Whispers!

[@whocares2087.1]

You say that, but I can tell you're a whisperhead.

[@geekdivaherself]

@@whocares2087.1 Yeah! I bet the OP's up on the WhisperWiki talk pages all - day - long.

[@shuchinsk]

How even DARE you?!

[@anniejankovic8056]

"Kissed her without consent" "Yeah, way worse than that!" 😂😂

[@jefferywillam8117]

Hello how are you doing over there so tell me where originally are you from and where do you live now if you don't mind me asking???

[@Nortarachanges]

And of course, as with all fairy tales, it’s way _way_ worse in the non-Disney version XD

[@krcmaine]

Seth, don't let Mikey the Shoe bully you!

[@fatmn]

Yeah have Cousin Fats come up show that Shoe a thing or two! I'll tie him in a knot! I ain't afraid of nobody!

[@iluvdissheet]

@@fatmn you are a hero!

[@jefferywillam8117]

Hello how are you doing today so tell me where originally are you from and where do you live now if you don't mind me asking???

[@turdfurgeson1643]

"Lie Barry" is pure gold.

[@JoshuaRes]

This segment is gold!! Don’t stop Seth, don’t stop.

[@jonsnyder472]

I bet Seth doesn't hear that very often. Heyooo.

[@bobertbirkely]

This segment shows how hilarious Seth Meyers is as a writer.

[@kenster8270]

This is like listening to an intellectual version of my dad making up explanations

[@FrankieUtka]

He's getting more & more salty & sarcastic over time- Yessss, roast ussss!!😭🙌🏻🔥💕✨

[@simonjohnson4704]

It had never occurred to me that ANY of Late Night with Seth Meyers is on TV.

[@HOTD108_]

What's TV?

[@Nathanyel]

I mean, as a German viewer, that's absolutely correct in any way, whether I watch the YT clips or... "other" sources.

[@FirestoneX]

@@HOTD108_ it's the big screen you chrome cast youtube from your phone to.

[@poohwellington4332]

Correction: A majority of Breyers' products aren't technically "Ice Cream" anymore as they don't contain the required amount of milk and cream, they are instead labelled as a "Frozen Dairy Dessert".

[@jb888888888]

And it's owned by Unilever.

[@noozyboogaboozynooga9146]

I was excited to say “actually, it’s Dreyers” but apparently dreyers and breyers are two, unrelated national brands that both happen to make ice cream 😵

[@jb888888888]

@@noozyboogaboozynooga9146 In regions where Breyer's was already, Dreyer's is called Edy's. But where Dreyer's existed and Breyer's was introduced, they kept the name Breyer's.

[@emjayay]

@@noozyboogaboozynooga9146 But Edy's and Dreyers are the same thing (East and West).

[@dr.OgataSerizawa]

@@jb888888888 You’re confusing the hell out of me!

[@NoToAllOfThat]

You’re doing great, Seth. Don’t let the haters get you down.

[@abyssoffortitude]

Yeah! Like Mikey "The Shoe" Shoemaker!!

[@ellengrace4609]

Love Seth’s slow and relaxed demeanor. I’m so relaxed after watching this. 😴😴😴

[@jefferywillam8117]

Hello how are you doing today so tell me where originally are you from and where do you live now if you don't mind me asking??

[@literaterose6731]

Ahem. That’s “no FEWER than 500...”. You’re welcome. Also, loooooove the “covered in germs” card!

[@jasonchicago7276]

Mikey the Shoe impersonation was HILARIOUS!!!

[@AuntLefty09]

I can't explain it. I don't know why, but Corrections makes me laugh like a hit of nitrous. Thank you, Seth & staff.

[@TC_here]

I for one am proud to be part of this exclusive digital experience ..

[@zebrathinker]

I love it when you can clearly hear Amber's laugh

[@maity2012]

***Let's petition so Seth can have his own Ben & Jerry's (Unilever) flavor!***

[@woodyhitya]

4:32 I love when John Mulaney’s speech pattern sneaks into Seth’s performance

[@wakeupbell2491]

Speaking of John Mulaney's speech patterns, am I the only one who can't hear "contusion" on a crime drama without hearing it in your head as Mulaney doing Ice T? And it delights me every time.

[@madilynlunsford9407]

@@wakeupbell2491 🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏 Same!

[@cleverusername9369]

AS ONE DOES

[@merebrillante]

@@wakeupbell2491 Like when somebody says "contusion" but you know they mean "bruise"?

[@wakeupbell2491]

@@merebrillante lol

[@TimeBrutus]

Catchy up on these old ones is so good…

[@gingerfurrdjedi6211]

He is being so open about having a cold. Brave man. I love Seth and the whole Late Night CREW!!

[@anne8511]

Watching Seth during this segment is watching pure genius. He is hysterical! Corrections is (are?) the best!

[@kathryndonahoe6010]

Please keep doing this bit. It's the best type of dry funny.

[@apollyon1]

"this area has been covered in germs." subtle.

[@notoriouslybratty]

Is it sad that I enjoy this so much I created a playlist to listen to Corrections over and over again? This is my favourite thing on the Internet right now.

[@livb6945]

You know what is sad? Asking other people if doing something that makes you happy is "sad" 🙄

[@fabiokolm8565]

i sincerely hope you never stop making corrections. it always makes my week. love it and you

[@MrAGrammar]

I'm sure I'm not the first, but no *fewer* than five hundred said, "My brother and me."

[@chezmoi42]

Gawd, we should all inundate him with that.

[@leafyrox]

Somebody sat down and counted every one of the comments about that. That's dedication.

[@backalleycqc4790]

Yup, you're right, and I was looking for someone to comment on this as I didn't want to be "that guy". 🌞👍

[@awkwardlyrachel5524]

Exactly. I couldn't NOT hear my grandmother whisper it in my ear. She was an elementary school librarian and English teacher (long retired now), so I had excellent grammar from pre-K on, lol.

[@scampbell8136]

But isn't it correct to say "my brother and I" rather than me ?

[@TheMountainWulf]

I love that each and every one after this was much longer. XD

[@johnnybravo7084]

The Best part of the week is here!

[@phoebel.2112]

lol the delivery on the “my brother and me” punchline

[@mmmrose421]

Crowd-sourced comedic art 😍

[@ChazzyPhizzle1]

These honestly are so great. I like them being long. Just so casual, but hilarious at the time. Really feels like we all are just hanging out and laughing about the week's shows and funny screw ups.

[@duchessofdork6411]

Like Friday Happy Hour with the gang.

[@earthavi]

I truly love these segments, and the recaps of Tiny Secret Whispers. Seth just gets to riff and make his crew laugh and not have to worry about those brief moments of dead air that would usually be filled when an audience is there. I hope that if/when there’s an audience again, they’d still be able to do this with just his staff. :)

[@mayaralopes127]

This just caters perfectly to my sense of humor. A true delight.

[@duchessofdork6411]

Went back and really watched Seth's acting - especially his spot on facial expressions and he deserves an Emmy for that alone!

[@undo2613]

I love all these new formats. Sitting together with colleagues and friends, inviting you over to see what’s what. I already fear the return of the laughing dead. Oh, and “This area has been covered in germs”? Classic! 😂

[@emilily8818]

My all time favorite segment. Please make them as long as possible. I love Seth's energy in these.

[@DerptyDerptyDUM]

As god is my witness this has become my favourite part of this whole show. 😂

[@krcmaine]

Woohoo! My favorite part of Friday 🙃 Edit: Amber Says: NO! 🤣

[@rudykellum3096]

I like this longer version where he can take us on a long scenic route of a set up for a tiny morsel of a payoff. The expectations is sky high and then I'm like "wait, that's it?!?". It kills me 😂🤣😂💀

[@MagicTimeTravel]

you'll love amber's long walk to a short punch line segments

[@meganbarber3599]

I'm not going to lie-"That's a lie, Barry!" almost made me pee my pants.

[@emjayay]

Quality Dad joke.

[@anthonyzullo]

I laughed out loud.

[@ronanmckeown9785]

Yeah, but who is Barry?

[@meganbarber3599]

@@ronanmckeown9785 Barack Obama. His nickname is Barry.

[@ronanmckeown9785]

@@meganbarber3599 thanks for edumicating me, Megan

[@annakarena7775]

I absolutely LOVE these correction segments. I hope you will keep doing them.

[@jessamineprice5803]

"Art is at its best when its crowd-sourced"--weren't those the famous last words of the recently departed Tiny Secret Whispers producer who presided over the misbegotten St. Patrick's Day episode? I'm still trying to figure out some of those plot holes. Please Bytternyt, no more wiki-scripts!

[@Junksaint]

Interestingly Shakespeare got a lot of input from the theater cast and workers, it does help lol

[@nomadpurple6154]

Lets hope TSW doesn't go the way of many Bytternyt series, down the deep hole of fan service.

[@brunofichtner6497]

Corrections is pure gold, this and any Amber segment!

[@saxpert]

Seth corrected my life....it's so much better now.

[@o_Kay_Fern]

OMG the cue card! Lmao, "this area has been covered in germs", beautiful!

[@bunnyluver2176]

Rewatching corrections from the beginning and this is the episode Seth truly comes into the zone.

[@Fijli7422]

I fkn love these segments! Seth just shines in them! I'm dying!!

[@annkugler401]

Love the corrections. Great segment. Gift that keeps giving.

[@Cancun771]

I miss the "at this point in the show, Seth started on a five-minute rant" segments.

[@rolinmaiz1694]

I love Seth. He's hilarious.

[@Lu_Woods]

I'd be here even if it was an "Analog Free for All" You are the Thesaurus Rex of late night ; )

[@janethalken8269]

i wish i'd said that. xo

[@duchessofdork6411]

This needs more Likes!

[@roalmabi4u]

Thesaurus Rex! Oh buddy buddy buddy, I would never steal it from you.. I may be absconding with it, filchering it, shoplifting the heck of it... but theft is such a big word buddy, I would never.

[@MargeB1953]

I think you are great Seth, and you really have no need to correct any mistakes period...it is nice of you do this segment, and it just makes it funny that you humble yourself to do this...love & hugs from a grateful fan

[@anshupandey4213]

This segment has become better than the actual show!

[@jefferywillam8117]

Hello how are you doing over there so tell me where originally are you from and where do you live now if you don't mind me asking???

[@anshupandey4213]

@@jefferywillam8117 Indian - India How are you doing ? Thanks for asking.

[@jefferywillam8117]

Nice move

[@jefferywillam8117]

I'm originally from Germany, Born in a small town called Saxony.I live in California, But I'm presently at my place of Work here in Miami Beach Florida

[@coryclay8423]

I'm just going to say I really like this style with only his staff laughing in the background. It seems so much more genuine and personal. I smile a lot more 😅

[@AntoinetteJCitizen]

I think Corrections is my favourite segment.

[@oldtimerman59]

Seth life is way too short , please do more of this surreal and brilliant style , I really liked this , thanks from Australia