CORRECTIONS Episode 22: Week of Monday, September 20

Seth Meyers takes a moment to address some of the errors from this week of Late Night, like accidentally saying "on accident" instead of "by accident" and pronouncing "turnpike" as "turnbike."
Late Night with Seth Meyers. Stream now on Peacock: bit.ly/3erP2gX
Subscribe to Late Night: bit.ly/LateNightSeth
Watch Late Night with Seth Meyers Weeknights 12:35/11:35c on NBC.
Get more Late Night with Seth Meyers: www.nbc.com/late-night-with-se...
LATE NIGHT ON SOCIAL
Follow Late Night on Twitter: / latenightseth
Like Late Night on Facebook: / latenightseth
Follow Late Night Instagram: / latenightseth
Late Night on Tumblr: / latenightseth
Late Night with Seth Meyers on KZbin features A-list celebrity guests, memorable comedy, and topical monologue jokes.
GET MORE NBC
Like NBC: / nbc
Follow NBC: / nbc
NBC Tumblr: / nbctv
KZbin: / nbc
NBC Instagram: / nbc
CORRECTIONS: Week of Monday, September 20 - Late Night with Seth Meyers
• CORRECTIONS Episode 22...
Late Night with Seth Meyers
/ latenightseth

[@piedpiper1172]

Remember at the start of lock downs when people were saying the late night hosts were all unfunny without audiences and couldn’t make it on KZbin? Corrections has emerged as truly excellent and medium-appropriate content.

[@bridgetcollins7969]

I think Colbert was funnier without an audience too. But he's so much happier with one.

[@Onurtime]

@@bridgetcollins7969 agree, Colbert is stellar without audience

[@cleverusername9369]

Corden is pretty great sans audience

[@MadAboutBrows]

@@bridgetcollins7969 agreed. I miss him sans audience 😩

[@jbbya6040]

@@MadAboutBrows I forgot how much I hate that one random audience member who is seated too close to a mic and just screams every chance they get.

[@HinsonCo]

That he said “Patty sewed me this sweater” is so genius and hilarious. It’s like perfect jackal bait.

[@peterslegers6121]

Lol, anything to keep the feud going! Here's Patty introducing her gift to us. It has a special message on the back side... kzbin.info/www/bejne/bWPdkKikasmYjcU

[@Chunky_Nerd]

He also called her Penny at one point 🤣 - I'm forgiving him as Patty spelt Corrections wrong (although I think that was intentional on Patty's part tbf).

[@HinsonCo]

@@Chunky_Nerd yes! I think that's the brilliance of this segment is that he never ceases to leave breadcrumbs for the next episode. Also this is the only Seth Meyers show that I will drop everything to watch.

[@Chunky_Nerd]

@@HinsonCo IKR??? I love the show - so well put together. For me my favourite segment has always been A Closer Look but Corrections comes a very close runner up.

[@FSMface]

Bait accepted. 🔥😺

[@Gildedmuse]

"Sometimes you're the knitter, and sometimes you're the yarn." That line had all the drama of Cicada, Cicada compressed into one perfect line.

[@sjwhite54]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@thestonedbird]

Its actually the cicadas closing line of the show.

[@eliza6971]

True, but both were over a decade in the making 😂

[@julieholt7889]

Ngl- I screeched at this line.

[@craffaele]

I think he stole this from Tiny Secret Whispers, I think it's what Detective Delgado said to the twins when they were caught in the library

[@Siegorius]

I love how Samberg doesn't even ask "Why", he just goes along with it.

[@barbarajoseph-adam8337]

Friendship goals, them.

[@EmpyreanLightASMR]

I'm that person, and when my friend asks me to do something, I tend to just do it. But it never happens in reverse. I always get the "Why?" and it's soooo frustrating 😂

[@cowgrll]

Everyone needs a friend like Andy Samberg. Someone who is immediately ready to answer a FaceTime call and engage in whatever shenanigans you have planned. That’s real love, man.

[@silentjay01]

Sandberg Never even questioned it or was like, hang on. Just living a life by the "Yes, And" rule.

[@sempressfi]

Lolll yes!! It's amazing when you have a friend or two like this

[@arinestlebaum8564]

I like to imagine he was in middle of an important meeting for a lucrative new project and he did it anyway.

[@jillsorbera7247]

And how Seth said, "I love u, Buddy" before he hung up❤️❤️❤️

[@rd6203]

Friend goals

[@SerenaDeanBoudreau]

idk what's better, the live facetime where andy doesn't even hesitate and jumps right into the impression, or seth's villain monologue about knitting

[@js2010ish]

"Come come, Mr. Bond, you enjoy a correction just as much as I do."

[@tylerkochman1007]

I think I was Seth's quick hang-up on Andy as soon as he finished enough of the impression.

[@FirehorseCreative]

The villain monologue- I was really pining for some Christoph Waltz

[@FirehorseCreative]

They both really nailed it@@tylerkochman1007 🎯🎯🎯

[@sixstringedthing]

@@FirehorseCreative Von hondred percent zis. Vissout meaning to cowse offenze to ze Charman peepl, I sink vee can all agree zat zee villain monologue simply zounds more owtentic in zee Charmen ekzent. (With all apologies. I do in fact find the German accent to be quite charmin').

[@MagicSpaceWizard]

The whole feud with the knitting community is the best thing ever lol.

[@sansik2113]

. . . That was the first piece of the trap….

[@gloriousexceptionalism2346]

needling

[@christophercomtois7175]

I think patty is going to be pissed.

[@peterslegers6121]

@@christophercomtois7175 I don't think so. See for yourself, when Patty's introducing her gift to us. It has a special message on the back side... kzbin.info/www/bejne/bWPdkKikasmYjcU

[@christophercomtois7175]

@@peterslegers6121 no I just mean that when he introduced the sweater he said it was sewn. That was a funny video though.

[@GretaGurney]

‘Corrections’ being slighted for the Emmy in their category is truly where the Jackals should be focusing their energies. I occasionally enjoy ‘Carpool Karaoke’, but Corrections is truly next level…no comparison. 😂😂😂 The “sewing the sweater” monologue at the end of the segment was priceless! Thanks for keeping us endlessly entertained, Seth. 🧵🪡

[@commonsense571]

I couldn’t agree more!!✨

[@sixstringedthing]

I'm looking forward to 'Carpool Corrections', in which a random member of the knitting community is chosen to ride around with Seth in the back of a yellow cab for 20-odd minutes while needling him about the jokes on the back of his cue cards.

[@dinospumoni5611]

it isn't on television so it isn't eligible for an Emmy

[@nomadpurple6154]

@@dinospumoni5611 It was emmy nominated so were other non-television entries

[@davidalexander3320]

"Sewed me this beautiful sweater" Just poking the knitting community now.

[@clws9673]

I cringed!

[@sharasafer6897]

Needling them you might say

[@clws9673]

@@sharasafer6897 bwahaha!

[@Happytravellerkimmy]

The look he gave was "I'll just leave that one there for you. Enjoy."

[@questgivercyradis8462]

I think he's needling them a bit.

[@jennfoley]

First of all, its a sweater vest not a sweater. Second of all, the fact that she was able to design, knit, and send it in so quickly is really amazing and impressive!

[@skeptic1000]

I believe that technically, she "sewed" it

[@phraydedjez]

well i think the flag he is pictured with is actually a jumbo knit and not crochet. lol

[@kathleen109]

@@phraydedjez - No, it's absolutely crocheted.

[@jaycemoore8731]

It's crochet. I'm a crocheter, been crocheting for many years and that blanket is definitely crochet, not knit.

[@PattyLyonsKnitting]

@@skeptic1000 oh no you dinn't

[@amberbanuelos7053]

Patty beat us all to the punch. But I love how Seth is so proud of his vest. I took the time to explain the entirety of how we got to Corrections and the “inside joke” among the crochet and knitting community to my husband just so I could show him the vest and gush over how sweet it was that he’s wearing it with such pride (as you should, Seth, Patty spent hours working on that and the design is outstanding). Seth is my favorite precisely because of stuff like this, you’re the only one who really does the show for us non-famous folks at home. I get that all the shows are for us, but you’re the only one who really makes it a direct thing. Expect a knit jackal for your desk to arrive before the holidays.

[@metalxhead]

That sounds amazing!! I'm looking forward to seeing that jackal!!!

[@peterslegers6121]

Here's Patty introducing her gift to us. It has a special message on the back side... kzbin.info/www/bejne/bWPdkKikasmYjcU

[@jaxlaxsurprise]

Omg! Are you the one who made the crocheted jackal??

[@tiny99990]

that "PATTY!!!" scream at the end omg, they definitely need to take the Emmy from Carpool Karaoke and give it to this, there is no way that it is better than this segment.

[@msumacc22]

When he said, “sewed” about the knitted sweater… my jaw dropped. He knows what he’s doing! Poking the bear, Seth!

[@chezmoi42]

He is a master baiter of jackals.

[@hugovallarta]

I was crying laughing!

[@mkechandler5776]

And he pit so much emphasis on the word too 😂😂

[@hannahanneabraham97]

RIGHT?! I had a jaw drop moment as well, followed by shaking my head and grinning lol. Seth knows EXACTLY what he's doing, and it's Gold. xD

[@bridgetrobinson2001]

Same. Pure jackal bait, but it made my jaw drop too!

[@johnchiu]

Patty Lyons is our foul-mouthed knitting jackal queen

[@LindaC616]

His poke at her. .."sewed me this beautiful sweater " 😅

[@emmab3726]

Do you think she's a real person? This was such a good corrections that I am willing to believe she's real

[@whocares269]

@@emmab3726 she needs to be. From this day forward Patty Lyons will forever live on in our collective jackal hearts and I think that's just beautiful. Don't you? 🥰

[@ColoringKaria]

no, you cant be a queen if you are knitting stuff without checking your gauge.

[@thesmilingmercenary937]

@@ColoringKaria it's in the instructshuns of just about every knitting pattern! But props to anyone that can do fair-isle knitting.

[@dbyrneish]

I love that Seth gets that naughty-graphics-department look on his face when he say Patty “sewed” him a sweater

[@elastoid5459]

"I can facetime andy samberg any time I want and he'll answer and sing for me." Solid flex

[@samriddhigupta5514]

Provided that he picks up 😆

[@cmoore6131]

As soon as Seth said " *SEWED* me this beautiful sweater " : Ohnoooooooooo

[@kathleen109]

I burst out laughing. And had to pause the video.

[@YTSharkspeare]

Absolute top-tier trolling! I lost it!!

[@manyaperkins1939]

Ok, Patty Lyons is my new hero. I've never laughed so hard at anything else Seth has done. Well played, Patty!

[@dietotaku]

i want this to culminate with seth flying patty out to the show and having her on as a guest to finally bury the hatchet.

[@AndiNewtonian]

@@dietotaku OMG YES!!!

[@PattyLyonsKnitting]

@@dietotaku I live in NY so he doesn't have to fly me!

[@nomadpurple6154]

@@PattyLyonsKnitting Could you do Day Drinking?

[@mbalimtshali2582]

@Patty Lyons you have changed the game! Champion of the Jackals for bringing us such a pleasant surprise, I hope to see more 🙏🏽🌺 🇿🇦

[@realworkoutsforrealpeople5041]

That "Bend, Organ" joke made me snortle my drink. Then I started crying because of the snortling. Then I just gave up on life and laughed-cried till I couldn't breathe anymore. Thanks mate!

[@MichaelDarlingCo]

umm 'snortle' is not a word.

[@realworkoutsforrealpeople5041]

@@MichaelDarlingCo it's slang. Meaning, a hearty laugh punctuated by a snort. Look it up.

[@vinista256]

@@MichaelDarlingCo it is now 🤪

[@thejason755]

@@vinista256 the internet is basically the purge for grammer and literacy.

[@vinista256]

@@thejason755 you mean “grammar”? 😏

[@breeanaflannery]

This is perhaps the most unhinged this segment has ever been and that’s saying something. Also, I LOVE IT.

[@roomiller]

Just when I think Corrections can't get any better, he goes and hangs up on Samberg. Amazing.

[@rrosomasa]

That phone call was recorded earlier

[@jmgalasso7599]

"She put moth eggs... PATTY!!!!" killed me. I'm dead.

[@-xirx-]

Same. Best one yet

[@scottsummers2057]

You almost killed me with accident when you said "by purpose." LoL. I was eating. My sudden laughter almost caused me to choke. Having a segment which encourages people to hang on every word is brilliant.

[@annafantasia]

I see what you did there, lol

[@rachelrachel9152]

Thats such a good point, i literally have to pay full attention bc any word he says might be a joke or callback

[@reademccardell5208]

It was all leading to this corrections. Clearly, this is the pinnacle of Seth's career. A golden, glowing apex.

[@0zzzzz]

psycho sweater seth is the best bit in a long series of truly great series of correction bits

[@PBthesquirrel]

Idk how he didnt win the Emmy. Carpool Karaoke doesnt even make sense in 2021. No one is carpooling. Correctshuns forever!!!

[@ellenv452]

I feel like Seth held back on these during the voting period! They are genius and make this segment so much more than just corrections.

[@reginosky.]

@@PBthesquirrel Yes! #Correctshuns4ever 🐾🖤

[@realworkoutsforrealpeople5041]

"Psycho Sweater Seth" is an awesome name for this bit. I laughed so hard I cried.

[@margauxf4321]

*"psycho sweater-vest seth"

[@amylou22snowhite]

Who else wakes up on Friday and claps their hands “it’s Corrections Day!”

[@guyrose2847]

Me!Me!Me!

[@brianmcmanus4690]

Me.

[@mthwnicodemus]

I actually did that today… how did you know?! 😳

[@cassandra.a]

Thursday night I was doing the dishes and had the realization "tomorrow is corrections, eek"

[@PattyLyonsKnitting]

MEEEE

[@zypherwolfe88]

If they have to have the audience back, at least keep Corrections, and keep it intimate where it's still just Seth and the crew cuz the vibe y'all have is amazing and should be encouraged.

[@lightningstrikestwice6302]

I enjoy A week Seth's show just as it is. Stephen Colbert is a great talent! But his show is just too noisy with too many laughing/shouting tracks my old brain can't take it anymore. I've had to say goodbye to Stephen. It's me it's not him.

[@MagicTimeTravel]

that's the plan! shoemaker confirmed on twitter that they'll get rid of the audience then film

[@claddagh1826]

@@MagicTimeTravel i wonder why they are having an audience again when seth does not want one. they do not make money from one, do they??

[@MagicTimeTravel]

@@claddagh1826 my theory is that they make more money from NBC store sales than they're currently losing on the studio upkeep for no audience members

[@annafantasia]

100% agreed!!

[@vomithaus1]

Seth has reached a zen level of comedy with that sweater bit. It was like he was a villain in some shelved James Bond project.

[@jschuh0509]

omg that ending. sometimes you're the knitter, sometimes you're the yarn that's some alternate universe Bond villain type stuff

[@JimJava007]

It was me, Seth. The knitter of all your pain.

[@MrGared22]

"Sometimes in life, you're the knitter, and sometimes, you're the yarn." Okay, why does that actually sound so awesome? Also, that laughter in the background turning into a "Whoah!" as if saying "Okay, that's actually an awesome line" is the cherry on top of it for me.

[@caitie226]

it really is an awesome line. that whole villain monologue was actually great

[@MrBreezeLI516]

thats exactly what got me!!! 🤯🤯🤯...I was rolling 😅

[@jeffsmith4902]

You must have Patty Lyons on the show to teach you how to knit!!! She’s the most wonderful teacher and can even teach you how to knit! We’ll all love 💕 it❣️

[@c.w.9501]

I laughed so hard when he said Patty sewed the sweater. Grandmaster level trolling of the jackals.

[@janehollander1934]

I sure was triggered as a Seamstress, Crocheter and Knitter...and my name isn't even: Patty Lyons ✌🏻🤣

[@phobos258]

That was the single greatest evil villain monologue I've ever seen in my life.

[@29jgirl92]

Forget the Emmy, where is this mans Oscar!!

[@jondorsey2043]

Now you've accelerated it into ALL OUT WAR with the knitting community. Patty, we await your response...

[@TheSuzberry]

Absolutely! No dissing the knitting community.

[@phraydedjez]

well the picture of Seth is actually him knitting using a Jumbo knit and not crochet so... yeah lol

[@SandyRiverBlue]

That bit about sewing was purrrfect.

[@Ramseytex]

What’s next a Knittcular bomb?

[@PattyLyonsKnitting]

You think we didn't notice you said I SEWED you a sweater!

[@saoirsedonnelly2352]

This is just gonna lead to an inevitable deluge of knitted gifts

[@seraphonica]

While your sweater vest's emblem does look like an Emmy, the wings do seem to have the appearance of Anubis ears to them... is it possible you're wearing a surreptitious JACKAL?

[@CharmChampion]

A SECRET JACKAL! Patty strikes again!

[@aphynes]

I can't be the only one now who mostly watches the rest of Seth's stuff to ensure he doesn't miss context for Corrections. This segment is a work of art, and, surprisingly, keeps finding new ways to make this fresh.

[@peggyroberts3103]

Cause it is fresh.

[@mkechandler5776]

I do the same, this morning I looked for corrections, but realized I still had one more closer look to watch so had to watch that first 😅

[@Dyferent]

100% thought I WAS the only one. Glad to know I’m not alone. I watch the closer looks and monologues to make sure I know the source material. Definitely remember when he said “turn bike” and thought this better be on corrections lol

[@pityparty9955]

The sweater is also a work of art and science. Patty has serious math skills.

[@maryjanerx]

You aren't!! I do the same thing.

[@invaderzimismyfav]

Best episode of correctshuns yet! The whole tangent at the end was so well performed. Don't let the audience come back!

[@robertlust6234]

Denim Dan over here looks like someone gave him a blue ribbon. I want to get it kind of favors he had to pull to get that one get it pool

[@TheThirdDaySH]

I honestly don't know if Seth has ever made me laugh so hard.

[@Emma-ob5oj]

invaderzimismyfav true. this is my favorite part of the week and it won’t work with an audience

[@benfroehlich9496]

You spelled Corrections wrong.

[@johnbod]

#NeverBringBackTheAudience

[@lb5368]

Who's back here after realizing Seth's daughter was born during this filming week, and Seth's "exciting & emotional announcement" about his sweater was a switcheroo/long con on all of us? It's uber meta, since he mentions his years long play for us jackals to "sew" him a sweater!!! I just can't stop giggling over this whole incepted jackal saga 🤣🐾

[@rachelrachel9152]

The chills when seth went into evil mastermind mode, truly astounding work, somebody hire this man to play any role

[@christineherrmann205]

No joke - that sweater took SO much work. It's actually wicked cool, and I hope it comes back.

[@ammaleslie509]

Did she misspell the word corrections on the sweater vest? It's hard to see clearly!

[@Neddoest]

Seriously! My gosh how long did that take? That looks like sport weight yarn. I always cheat and at least use worsted, if not Aran.

[@virginiatyree6705]

Wow, someone knitted that; I'm still watching. That's so cool. v

[@joanneallard8118]

You hope it comes back?!? Did you *miss* the whole Sea Captain thing?!?

[@brendammit]

@@ammaleslie509 she spelled it ‘Correctshuns’ as they had titled one of the segments.

[@reannas2225]

seth's crazy eyes when talking about predicting getting a sweater are genuinely terrifying👀 this is amazing

[@leighcolby]

I could not stop laughing!

[@LarryDavid47]

Actually i think it’s the voice

[@msumacc22]

The voice and the eyes… the subtle pauses. He could definitely play a Hannibal Lecter type character!

[@invaderzimismyfav]

I love how quickly he turned into his mastermind character

[@PattyLyonsKnitting]

That's fear in his eyes. He was not man enough to show the back of the sweater!

[@SEOshogun]

I half expected an evil laugh to bubble up out of Seth at the end! 🤣🤣🤣

[@CeridwynWasTaken]

As a knitter and jackal, the ongoing knitting segment of Corrections is invariably my favourite. Seth's big reveal of his long game to get a free sweater is Emmy-worthy on its own!!!

[@johnbod]

The Emmy's have only done themselves a disservice by missing out on the ability to be a part of this iconic series. #NeverBringBackTheAudience

[@alezanders]

Isn’t the show better without one??? All the other late night shows feel so awkward without one but this feels so personal now and I never want it to go away

[@samanthabailey8864]

That is not a sweater. It is a sweater VEST.

[@waldowallace9102]

Anytime you say "despicable" you need to do it with a Sylvester the Cat voice, by law I believe.

[@akallianpur]

i think of daffy duck

[@waldowallace9102]

@@akallianpur That's an acceptable alternative. :)

[@lynnhettrick7588]

That’s was a much better Tom Brokaw. And I laughed when you did the impression and closed caption subtitles wrote [speaks gibberish]! Cracked me up! Also wanted to commend you again on a superb Bernie impression this week!

[@elishmuel1976]

I think Corrections are the epitome of Seth's talent. His deliveries are just incredible!

[@christinabeck2606]

I got sad it's only 16 minutes today :(

[@FussyPickles]

I just started watching them and I 100% agree. These are a hidden gem.

[@gwyn100]

Its the best part of the week sometimes. I love it. But this one was especially well done. -Secret Jackel

[@Tupelo927]

@Michael Eli Wouldn't "I think Corrections _is_ the epitome..." be grammatically correct? 😉

[@theouhrik1501]

*Sometimes in life you're the knitter, and sometimes you're the yarn*

[@themiddleagedgamer3503]

Ok, "any animal that smokes will end up a little hoarse." That was great.

[@travelwell6049]

No, you have to spell it as horse, otherwise there's no joke.

[@LoganBluth]

@@travelwell6049 No, you use the correct word in written form. The pun comes from it *_sounding_* like a different word when spoken aloud. Like the age old joke: "When is a door not a door? When it's ajar."

[@AdrianColley]

It's not conclusive proof that Mike Scollins is one of the jackals, but it's enough to indict him.

[@michaeld4861]

I love the whole corrections culture phenomenon you've started here. If there's any positives to come out of covid, surely getting rid of the audiences is a winner.

[@DocRobert]

I kinda assumed that Wally just grew the cue cards out like hair or fingernails.

[@friedchicken17]

Fingernails obviously definitely

[@jbbya6040]

“Knit Purl Match” on the cards is a stroke of genius.

[@a.kenneth3521]

Yes! So funny, even though it isn’t true. There are sooo many of us…

[@sallymarr5329]

Seth, when you were talking to Amy Adams about her daughter you asked "did her eyes glass over?". The correct phrase is "glaze over". Love from a devoted jackal.

[@AnnieONeill]

- Become glassy or take on a glass-like appearance. Glaze over is a synonym for glass over. You can use "Glaze over" instead a verb "Glass over".

[@sixstringedthing]

I'm with Sally, I've never heard anyone use the phrase "glass over". "Glazing" can refer to either window glass itself or the act of installing it. But in this metaphorical context I think it's more illustrative to think of it in terms of glazed pottery/ceramics, in which a rough hand-finished surface takes on a smooth, blank, glass-like appearance. Sometimes I miss being outside.

[@robertmartin2936]

When I heard you say "When those Fast Five movies started," I knew of course that Fast Five was a 2011 sequel to the first Fast & the Furious film that released in 2001... So of course you MUST have been conflating it with the seminal South Bronx Hip Hop musical group Grandmaster Flash & the Furious Five. According to your IMDB however, you would have been only five years old at the time Rapper's Delight was released. I was so flabbergasted that I turned and asked my wife what it all meant, and she grunted deeply then served me with divorce papers... So thank you. You've ruined my marriage.

[@immillenaround]

"Rapper's Delight" was by The Sugarhill Gang and released in 1979. The song achieved Billboard status in January of 1980.

[@robertmartin2936]

@@immillenaround The Sugarhill Gang however was a trio made up of Michael "Wonder Mike" Wright, Henry "Big Bank Hank" Jackson, and Guy "Master Gee" O'Brien. Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five were a six member group that originally consisted of Grandmaster Flash, Melle Mel, The Kidd Creole, Keef Cowboy, Scorpio and Rahiem. The group only began recording in addition to their lives sets after The Sugarhill Gang's commercial success, and they were originally signed to Enjoy Records, releasing "Superappin" in 1979. Their signing to Sugarhill Records came later, and their debut on that label was "Freedom" in 1980 which charted at #19.

[@immillenaround]

@@robertmartin2936 If I were your wife, I'd divorce you, too.

[@donpettit7107]

A “vocal member of the knitting community”. Well that’s the epitome of redundancy.

[@MeganCachiotti]

Waiting nearly 13 mins to announce the sweater is top notch!

[@jessamineprice5803]

I just couldn’t take my eyes off it from the beginning

[@mthwnicodemus]

RIGHT?! Genius

[@kathleen109]

The second it started I burst out laughing. Freaking brilliant.

[@dielaughing73]

I didn't notice it

[@kylekennedy3299]

Missed correction: a turnbike wouldn’t be populated with bikes much like a turnpike isn’t populated with pikes. The toll barriers would be constructed of bikes instead of a long staff with pointed metal; a pike.

[@bea4156]

Slow clap 👏 I love this 😂

[@istdochallesegal3427]

Brilliant! This is the kind of anal retention that defines us jackals.

[@skeptic1000]

You just blew my mind

[@copdini]

Seth, "I got a pike for ya..."

[@madilynlunsford9407]

🏆

[@HoraceInkling]

I genuinely feel like Corrections is Seth’s favorite thing to do all week.

[@tflynn6175]

Seth in a sweater vest is everything I never knew I needed 🥰

[@amberbrooks4056]

This made me laugh so hard that I woke up my dog. Then she looked at me like "why are you laughing hysterically by yourself?" And I had to explain that I've gotten very invested in the Seth vs Knitting Community debacle, and this was the perfect ridiculous crescendo. This series is a masterpiece!

[@thestonedbird]

I'm on my lunch break just crying from laughing so hard. I love this.

[@kathleen109]

I laughed so hard the second I saw that sweater vest and just knew Patty Lyons had knitted it for him. Best Corrections/Correctshuns yet. I had to pause it multiple times because I was laughing so hard.

[@DrNancyLivingCoCreatively]

We are so petty. Thank you for working it all. Bravo jackals. Go Patty!!!. 🌹

[@sacha7466]

i think this was one of the funniest corrections you have done so far, it was the PATTY at the end for me lmaoooo

[@i.am.adrian]

If Patty was truly a nemesis, she would have put a red, Ghostbusters-style circle with a line through it on top of that Emmy. She's too kind.

[@JuggernautXL]

Am I the only one that took the Emmy to be just an outline? Because the rest of the fields are filled in, and maybe it's just how knitting works, but it looks like a broken line around the silhouette. Maybe she gets her last laugh 😂

[@leanneanderson562]

The joy that this series brings me is unlike anything else. The Patty sweater bit is now tied with my other favourite story about the American rooster in Germany story.

[@ellenv452]

That was definitely one of my faves. And also the bit about his French teacher mom making him and his brother drink wine.

[@PattyLyonsKnitting]

and he didn't even show the back!!

[@erinshort1384]

@@PattyLyonsKnitting What's on the back!?

[@jb888888888]

@@PattyLyonsKnitting Gotta save something for next week.

[@maryjanerx]

I loved that story!!

[@laurarichter1780]

I love the “emotional announcement” and the staff all were like “he had a baby” and Seth is like “I have a new sweater”

[@doesntmatter46]

This is the first episode of Corrections I show my friends.

[@Aquamarine325]

Best one yet! That sweater really is much more valuable than ANY ol’ Emmy trophy.

[@PattyLyonsKnitting]

:)

[@maryroberts589]

@@PattyLyonsKnitting I agree! It is solid gold and you are a rock star!! 🌟

[@larrymosher5045]

Or did Emmy,knit that sweater.

[@adversarialxvx]

since we all enjoy corrections so much, Seth’s playing us all like puppets. dropping all these crumbs to the jackals throughout the week to get the punch line at the end. mastermind

[@bea4156]

He plans each one out YEARS IN ADVANCE 😂

[@elyssay3157]

Jackals don't favor crumbs. It's more fun when Seth throws us meat. ☺

[@jeffmartin9212]

The existence of this segment makes the whole rest of the show so much more fun to watch

[@katye.3795]

This episode of Correctshuns slayed me. Thank you, Seth, for one of the best laughs I've had all year.

[@TheEmbessyNetwork]

Patty Lyons needs to be a guest on the show!

[@PattyLyonsKnitting]

I live in NY, so I could EASILY come and teach him how to knit . . . or at least try!

[@jjthejetplane1220]

This is a certified jackal classic.

[@carolz5090]

I had no idea there was a certificate! Is it issued on a plaque, or is it something Seth can frame like a cue card?

[@lynnhettrick7588]

Best one yet!

[@notjustafangirl7313]

@@carolz5090 I think it's either a mug or the back of one of his note cards!

[@kenwoodmn3921]

Two Jackal thumbs up!

[@AllWIllFall2Me]

I understand, of course, that Seth only tells us the facts of the life a cue-card holder. But I must confess I'm surprised the cards aren't like the teeth of a shark, growing, serving their purpose, and then falling to be replaced by next week's cards. That seems like it would be far more biologically sustainable.

[@WordyGirl90]

My understanding was that the first card molts after about a month. The fresh, new card underneath has wet ink and must be carefully allowed to dry.

[@ellefson1]

Seeing Seth in that sweater filled my heart with joy! And to think it was all an elaborate con ... 'Sometimes you're the knitter; sometimes you're the yarn.'

[@jamesdaugherty2339]

Seth's whole knitters-tirade was absolute gold. He gave off the vibes of both Hannibal Lector and your average landlord when they refuse to give back your deposit..😂🙃

[@MrBreezeLI516]

glad I wasn't the only one getting Lecter vibes!! LOL

[@theresemiller6899]

It's a sweater VEST.

[@kristinarader1234]

I’d be proud as shite to wear a hand knitted sweater from Patty “The Jackal” Lyons. The vest she crafted for Seth was exquisite. Exquisite!!

[@PattyLyonsKnitting]

❤️❤️🧶🧶

[@kristinarader1234]

Is it knitted or knit? I think my grammar was off in my comment. 🤔

[@commonsense571]

It is an absolute masterpiece!!!!

[@mollymaam]

Seth normalizing heterosexual men casually saying “I love you” to other het men, without it being a joke or ironic, pleases me greatly.

[@annafantasia]

SAME !!

[@garrickoestriecher1259]

You know you can say things without saying things, but yea.

[@richerears1024]

Jackals unite!! We won’t quit till Seth cries on air! (That might be a way to win an Emmy.)

[@megamegamega]

this is by far the best sweater vest I've laid eyes on.

[@PattyLyonsKnitting]

Aw, thanks!

[@megamegamega]

you are most welcome, @Patty Lyons. I salute you

[@EricDavidRocks]

Wallly's cue card bris was a moment of Correctile Dysfunction.

[@faithmiller1437]

🤣

[@SayAhh]

Baby cue cards fall of like baby teeth so that permanent cue cards can grow into the body.

[@miragegrey4177]

Do female baby cue card holders get visited by a gohel?

[@seichodan]

This comment should be higher 😀

[@commonsense571]

Jesus that ending is absolute GENIUS!!!!!!

[@Sadistic47]

God I love Corrections. Has slowly become my favorite weekly content in my late night lineup.

[@steveita2162]

Did he say "sew a sweater"? He's playing a dangerous game

[@knifeyonline]

the studio is going to get fire bombed... knitting community is on a knives edge right now 😂

[@TheConstantSeeker]

CORRECTION: They aren't called the "Fast Five movies." They are called the "Fast and Furious movies" as that's the name of the franchise (based on the title of the original film). "Fast Five" was one of the many films in the franchise, but you don't call the series by one of the sequels. That would be like saying, "Yeah, I really like those Revenge of the Sith films."

[@mthwnicodemus]

My thoughts exactly

[@TabbyLavalamp]

I'd lose it if someone address the A New Hope movies that way.

[@jb888888888]

Um Actually, _The Little House on the Prairie_ franchise is named after the second book in the series. The first is _The Little House in The Big Woods._

[@jb888888888]

Um Actually self, it's named after the *third* book in the series.

[@SwitcherooU]

How do you type with your little jackal paws? Do you have a special keyboard?

[@nbbim2012]

Loving the snazzy sweater vest & extra sassy attitude for this week's corrections.

[@KaritKtana]

This was the best thing ever. This show must be one of the funnest workplaces on Earth ❤️

[@ChristopherBrandsdal]

Never let the audience back! This is true comedy!

[@TheSuzberry]

The timing has gone to pot where the audience feels obliged to cheer every statement and joke.

[@tc2241]

Watching corrections on a Friday morning, is like a hot cup of coffee while reading the comics on a Sunday paper.

[@MistressNilah]

Correction: *in* a Sunday paper.

[@chloekey8043]

I always wait til Sunday to watch Correctshuns

[@TheRealLeesyKate]

This edition of corrections alone deserves an Emmy 😂

[@khalpernia1943]

Best one ever with that Correctshuns sweater. If not a definite gem, ya gotta admit it's a purl.

[@LeeStJohn-ym4df]

Oy!!

[@skunkrat01]

Omfg I died stone cold dead that last bit 🤣🤣🤣 Also, Patty, I assume you're in the comments somewhere, fucking awesome sweater!! Good job

[@PattyLyonsKnitting]

THANKS!

[@skunkrat01]

@@PattyLyonsKnitting omg I'm so glad I got the spelling right lmao. But seriously, that was phenomenal!

[@Jivolt]

As soon as I saw the sweater vest I was hoping that he wouldn’t mention it at all.

[@jenniferalexander5423]

😆🤣

[@RobertoBotello]

I genuinely look forward to corrections every single week. The show itself is great... But my God, this is gold!!

[@AdemVessell]

No one connects like Seth. The ending was hilarious.

[@mikesvwcorrado]

"When those Fast 5 movies started..." I can't even. Why would you think the number 5 is where a movie franchise started?

[@bea4156]

Jackal bait! 😂🐾🐾

[@ulrichmeise3658]

well, number 5 is alive did...

[@sarmehdi]

Star Wars began with Episode IV, so...But yeah, fair point.

[@mjolnir3309]

good point, but perhaps he thought they pulled a pentium.

[@revengefrommars]

That is pretty much where the franchise jumped the shark, though one could argue that happened on the 4th one. A movie about street racing and the importance of family evolves into a Mission Impossible/Bond knockoff...

[@dianaclark3698]

I love how Seth slowly turns into a James Bond villain toward the end.

[@jedidragon7603]

I light up on Friday mornings at work when I see Corrections pop up on my feed. Thank you, Seth. You’re awesome.

[@nfcoasterferg]

You asked Andy to sing "She Drives You Crazy" by Fine Young Cannibals. The song is called "She Drives ME Crazy."