CORRECTIONS Episode 75: Week of Monday, March 6

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Late Night with Seth Meyers

Late Night with Seth Meyers

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@strawbarry7834
@strawbarry7834 Жыл бұрын
I can't wait for another 20 episodes to go by so we can get the payoff for "Eureka!" This show is all about the long game.
@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin
@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin Жыл бұрын
Ah, you’ve been here before. Welcome back. 🙏
@MustertheBrohirrim
@MustertheBrohirrim Жыл бұрын
It would nuts...bananas even...
@williamferguson8543
@williamferguson8543 Жыл бұрын
Yes that’s coming back around at some point!
@Belzedar
@Belzedar Жыл бұрын
Fact is, "Eureka!" means "Found it!". There are many, many opportunities to shout Eureka with jubilation after 50 - when you find the keys you'd mislaid, the e-mail address you'd lost, the remote you left in the bathroom, the phone you put in in the glove box.
@PlayItOnEasy
@PlayItOnEasy Жыл бұрын
​@@Belzedarwhen you find the little d
@seanbohan9491
@seanbohan9491 Жыл бұрын
"...neither do regular horse heads" Love it when Seth Jackals the Jackals!
@nightsgrow6575
@nightsgrow6575 Жыл бұрын
I felt very called out because k had just thought to myself “but Lego horses heads don’t detach”
@EmpyreanLightASMR
@EmpyreanLightASMR Жыл бұрын
It's pretty evident a lot of jackals are trying too hard by this point.
@TheNaomiFearn
@TheNaomiFearn Жыл бұрын
I laughed so loud :D
@Thortok2000
@Thortok2000 Жыл бұрын
"That's not how magic works" lol
@commaJim
@commaJim Жыл бұрын
​@@EmpyreanLightASMR that's part of the fun!!
@marigeobrien
@marigeobrien Жыл бұрын
Seth's impersonation of a KZbin watcher having to shuffle through the clips... priceless.
@Adelianna
@Adelianna Жыл бұрын
Ooooh, correction! I'm from Germany, so stollen is pronounced like schto·len. My first correction (probably last) too! I'm proud to be inducted into the proud rank all you wonderful jackals.
@lb5368
@lb5368 Жыл бұрын
I was waiting for a German jackal to pounce on this correction!!! It is important to emphasize the Scht sound, or no one at the backerei will understand your order 🫣
@Adelianna
@Adelianna Жыл бұрын
@@lb5368 haha Germans do tend to like ch, ich and ach-sounds
@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin
@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin Жыл бұрын
Yayyyy! We get to dance around the fire again tonight! 🎉🎉🎉
@johnobrien2373
@johnobrien2373 Жыл бұрын
You truly join the ranks by promising it's not your last correction. Jackals know where "Corrections" began, but none of us know where this ends! 😊
@corvuscamillus4117
@corvuscamillus4117 Жыл бұрын
It is also pronounced “stolen” though, at least among the Americans and Canadians I know.
@Steve-jc3ww
@Steve-jc3ww Жыл бұрын
That Nicholson gag destroyed me. Y'all deserve the Emmy.
@RonnyVranken
@RonnyVranken Жыл бұрын
Emmies
@MyBiPolarBearMax
@MyBiPolarBearMax Жыл бұрын
Emmies are rigged. So many votes stollen from Seth.
@JefCollier
@JefCollier Жыл бұрын
I lose it every time Seth "breaks character" as if something went wrong.
@fsodn
@fsodn Жыл бұрын
YES. OMG that's hilarious!
@antriggs4190
@antriggs4190 Жыл бұрын
His team is so messing with him. I died laughing at that
@kristinnelson-patel442
@kristinnelson-patel442 Жыл бұрын
This is exactly the kind of low-key calming dry humor I need on a Friday at the end of a long week. This segment is insidiously addictive.
@MonicainLancaster
@MonicainLancaster Жыл бұрын
I agree. Not really sure why I continue to religiously watch. Subliminal jackel calls being secretly broadcast? Power of Mac tonight? Sea Captain subliminal pirate “aaarrrr!”s at a super low frequency? Is this like fox but only for liberals? I have so many questions
@relaunchinglife
@relaunchinglife Жыл бұрын
yes!! That's it! It's calming, almost pointless, so good for decompressing
@winonafrog
@winonafrog Жыл бұрын
yes it is like a prayer granted at midnight every friday
@ShannonJacobs0
@ShannonJacobs0 Жыл бұрын
But KZbin is all about censorship. Noticed all the extra ads lately? You better not DARE say anything about them. The google is so EVIL these days.
@taimatsuko
@taimatsuko Жыл бұрын
Comedy ASMR
@noalb1
@noalb1 Жыл бұрын
I don't have twitter, so I'm just gonna say it here: the Christmas episode (Episode 66) with the chocolate mug was ridiculously funny and works incredibly well even out of context. "Corrections does not accept staff submissions" killed me.
@MeloniousThunk
@MeloniousThunk Жыл бұрын
Twitter is in its death spiral. The sea captain deserves his own site for polling activities.
@emileew.4549
@emileew.4549 Жыл бұрын
So happy to see the text on the back of the card is back! I used to screenshot my favorite ones at the end of corrections and I forgot how much I missed it. “This segment is a cry for help” was one of my favorites.
@TheJesterofCool
@TheJesterofCool Жыл бұрын
This! I'm actually happier now because he brought it back.
@lucindasmith589
@lucindasmith589 Жыл бұрын
Just yes!
@sasan95
@sasan95 Жыл бұрын
Well um, actually there is in fact a detachable LEGO horse head from the CMF series 23 #71034, used as a "Hobby Horse" toy which can be attach to a stick/pole. Although It is technically smaller than regular size LEGO horse.
@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin
@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin Жыл бұрын
You’re my new favourite Jackal. ☺️
@chonqmonk
@chonqmonk Жыл бұрын
I am personally still amazed that there are adults that play with Leggoes.
@clarewillison9379
@clarewillison9379 Жыл бұрын
@@chonqmonk Aaaargh! You said the thing!!! The Lego police are on their way (with tiny plastic batons). 😂
@TheEFRoommates
@TheEFRoommates Жыл бұрын
Correcting the corrections!
@artbybard
@artbybard Жыл бұрын
how does one even come about possessing this information?
@StephanieAly
@StephanieAly Жыл бұрын
Correction: If we're going for in-universe consistency, in episode 64 you said that Shoemaker heard you shout "Eureka!" after coming up with the Aldi's Nuts punchline
@AlanBerman
@AlanBerman Жыл бұрын
You should get a reward for this revelation. Perhaps a pack of Aldi's nuts?
@utgfy
@utgfy Жыл бұрын
@@AlanBerman Or--eureka!--some Mack the Knife merch from Seth's garbage can.
@canliu7191
@canliu7191 Жыл бұрын
And Seth's family still say he's not nerdy🤣
@peytonmccandless5174
@peytonmccandless5174 Жыл бұрын
me: stands and applauds
@carriemuniak9353
@carriemuniak9353 Жыл бұрын
CORRECTION: The episodes of Corrections in the playlist are numbered wrong. The Specjackular is labelled as episode 51, however it was implicitly stated, both in the Specjackular and the first Corrections episode following it, that the Specjackular is not an episode. Please see quotes below: In the Specjackular Seth said (at 1:43) - “I also need to stress, and I really wanna establish this right off the top, uh, the Specjackular - this is not an episode of Corrections. This is a celebration of 50 episodes of Corrections. There’s a real distinction there.” In the episode following the Specjackular dated the week of Monday, June 27 Seth said (at 0:04) - “Welcome, everybody, to Corrections. We’re back. We took a week off. We did not do Corrections last week. We instead did a Specjackular, which was a celebration of the first 50 episodes of Corrections. So last week was not technically a Corrections. It was a Specjackular.”
@weirdwoman
@weirdwoman Жыл бұрын
Thanks for pointing this out! It’s been bugging me since Corrections were retitled.
@artbybard
@artbybard Жыл бұрын
truly superb jackaling, i applaud you
@Sincebrassnorstone
@Sincebrassnorstone Жыл бұрын
Great catch and I'm reading your comment in the voice of comic book guy from the Simpsons🤓
@carriemuniak9353
@carriemuniak9353 Жыл бұрын
@@Sincebrassnorstone 🤣🤣🤣 I wouldn’t have it any other way! 🤓
@dielaughing73
@dielaughing73 Жыл бұрын
Don't let any of this distract you from the fact that in calling it a 'Specjackular' they totally fumbled the opportunity to call it a 'Jacktacular', which is clearly the correct name for the event
@clashpoet
@clashpoet Жыл бұрын
I don't know what the best episode is, but, "You think a guy who willingly submits himself to 75 corrections doesn't like a little D?" is the best line of this Emmy season.
@nothanks9174
@nothanks9174 Жыл бұрын
4:16 I'm just going to assume that pronunciation of Archimedes was intentional to annoy the jackals.
@danielmetcalf
@danielmetcalf Жыл бұрын
HAS to be bait right? The man knows that we can't let it slide
@RG-dn5yd
@RG-dn5yd Жыл бұрын
Thank you! lol that enraged me. 😂
@Matthew-ve7uv
@Matthew-ve7uv Жыл бұрын
Funniest bit of the whole thing.
@johnobrien2373
@johnobrien2373 Жыл бұрын
I've noticed that he's been tightening up so as to not have to keep addressing the same correction repeatedly. It's ABSOLUTELY bait! He needs to find a new group to offend and resolve with because he's got no super-offended jackals at the moment.
@kennyn1992
@kennyn1992 Жыл бұрын
@John. Yeah, but it's a small community with not much potential. It would Plat-o fast.
@farhan_jiwani
@farhan_jiwani Жыл бұрын
This is probably my favorite thing to look forward to every week on KZbin 😂
@brothajohn
@brothajohn Жыл бұрын
It’s my Friday morning breakfast ritual. Never miss it. Of course when they’re on vacation I have nothing to do. God, what the hell am I doing with my life?😱
@christophero3869
@christophero3869 Жыл бұрын
@@brothajohn same.
@StarSystemAndromeda
@StarSystemAndromeda Жыл бұрын
Corrections is definitely my Friday highlight!
@oren7436
@oren7436 Жыл бұрын
And I couldn't even explain to another living human why
@JefCollier
@JefCollier Жыл бұрын
At least we have each other,@@oren7436. Jackals Unite!
@sandytrunks
@sandytrunks Жыл бұрын
The first "Animal Flubs" was hysterical. The episode that had that bit has my vote.
@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin
@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin Жыл бұрын
It was! Somehow, I don’t think *our* funny will be *their* funny. I’ll bet none of the judging panel get Animal Flubs at all. 😢
@thompsonnoel
@thompsonnoel Жыл бұрын
You misspelled "historic". It changed the short form comedy, drama or variety series landscape forever in an outstanding way.
@Illjwamh
@Illjwamh Жыл бұрын
I was gonna say the same
@89psm
@89psm Жыл бұрын
Animal flubs was awesome, but the second one where the eagle just screams at you was just brilliant… had to rewatch just for that
@seanfreeman2593
@seanfreeman2593 Жыл бұрын
​@@89psm Seth is owning this space and time, he's 10 years ago Colbert rn
@TheUberjammer
@TheUberjammer Жыл бұрын
Jackals aren't here to choose which episodde to nominate for an Emmy. We're here to tell Seth how he picked the wrong one.
@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin
@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin Жыл бұрын
I want to give you 2 thumbs up SO badly!!
@anro7137
@anro7137 Жыл бұрын
Seriously LOL! I think I woke up the house!
@azebra8297
@azebra8297 Жыл бұрын
yes! in the immortal words of tone loc: let's do it!
@_Opal_Miner_
@_Opal_Miner_ Жыл бұрын
Well, Seth does like the d.
@LiaKozatch
@LiaKozatch Жыл бұрын
Regardless of the Emmy submission choice, you have to do a Jackal’s Choice Award at the next Speckjackular.
@johnobrien2373
@johnobrien2373 Жыл бұрын
I am genuinely excited for what happens at 100! We're only 25 away now!
@scarletspidernz
@scarletspidernz Жыл бұрын
@@johnobrien2373 25 weeks is ~6 months
@marysmith7765
@marysmith7765 Жыл бұрын
@@scarletspidernz It will be even longer that that, because of breaks.
@Tao_Tology
@Tao_Tology Жыл бұрын
@@marysmith7765 Regardless, we are in the year of The Centurial Specjackular.
@MonicainLancaster
@MonicainLancaster Жыл бұрын
@@marysmith7765 yah they do take a lot of time off
@patrickhannen4832
@patrickhannen4832 Жыл бұрын
As a jackal curious newcomer, the episode with the cicada hat is my entry. Seth made an offhand joke about "not wearing" a joke that didn't land while wearing a hat of a joke that still hasn't landed, and I don't think I've personally landed yet from that experience.
@patrickhannen4832
@patrickhannen4832 Жыл бұрын
Oh also the only reason I know the joke hasn't landed yet is because, and this is why I say I'm jackal curious, I've crushed the first half of this segment in the last week, and I've watched the most recent six or so just to get in on the running jokes. Corrections is straight fucking fire.
@scarletspidernz
@scarletspidernz Жыл бұрын
@@patrickhannen4832 Welcome to the Cult of Meyers
@clarewillison9379
@clarewillison9379 Жыл бұрын
One of us! One of us! 😉🐾
@marysmith7765
@marysmith7765 Жыл бұрын
Now you know what you’re having with coffee every Friday morning :-)
@Tao_Tology
@Tao_Tology Жыл бұрын
I take exception to the idea that Cicada(! Cicada!) is merely some sort of joke. We fight at dawn, sir!
@kellyjohnson3617
@kellyjohnson3617 Жыл бұрын
Great line about carrying the Herpes bag forever. 😂 made me giggle. I’m an ASL interpreter and always hear people going out of their way to say Hearing Impaired, because they have heard it so much that most people think it’s the politically correct term. But what they don’t realize is that the word Impaired is not polite and makes people feel less than. The terms Deaf and hard of hearing just state facts without judgment. Very few deaf people will identify themselves as hearing impaired. But many will proudly call themselves Deaf. And you will notice I capitalize the word Deaf because it refers to a community of people with the same language style(signed instead of spoken). The word deaf is more of a medical term to describe a lack in hearing function. So go ahead and say Deaf. And thank you for bringing it out with such sensitivity.
@Bill_Garthright
@Bill_Garthright Жыл бұрын
Very interesting. So, _Corrections_ isn't just funny, it's also educational? Thanks for that!
@DeborahYG
@DeborahYG Жыл бұрын
Good grief. People can define themselves in so many different ways…. I grew up hard of hearing but went deaf a few years ago. Notice I don’t capitalize the word “deaf” because I’m not interested in being part of a culture that’s too busy claiming I don’t belong (I have a large sign language vocabulary, but I am not fluent in ASL. Despite trying to make connections, I felt rejected by the deaf culture)
@julipatton5748
@julipatton5748 11 ай бұрын
Who knew hey?@@Bill_Garthright
@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin
@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin Жыл бұрын
I lol’d at “… in Australia…” 😂😂😂 Ah, the top notch delivery. 👍
@williamferguson8543
@williamferguson8543 Жыл бұрын
I thought we’d get a joke about how his right is our left, but that was even better
@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin
@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin Жыл бұрын
@@williamferguson8543 same 😀
@carmeldebertaut5736
@carmeldebertaut5736 Жыл бұрын
In the spirit of corrections shouldn't it be l'dol?
@bmeclipse
@bmeclipse Жыл бұрын
Note to staff: Right after Seth says “Who doesn’t like a little D,” that’s when you play the Nicholson clip “You’re goddamn right.”
@EmyrDerfel
@EmyrDerfel Жыл бұрын
That combination is a little #MeToo.
@nousername123451
@nousername123451 Жыл бұрын
@@EmyrDerfel how?
@reginaldmustardbacon5866
@reginaldmustardbacon5866 Жыл бұрын
@@EmyrDerfel ye no one sane person literally takes that statement used as a joke in the context as it is literally outside of it..
@mistermaestersirthomas9164
@mistermaestersirthomas9164 Жыл бұрын
“Wait til they get a load of me” or “Here’s Johnny!” also would work.
@justcomments
@justcomments Жыл бұрын
@@EmyrDerfel what, you don’t? Fair enough, more for the rest of us
@Shasta--1
@Shasta--1 Жыл бұрын
Yes, I'm happy now.😄 We like the ending cards with something written on them!
@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin
@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin Жыл бұрын
Yes we do!
@MyogaSama
@MyogaSama Жыл бұрын
the episode where everything on seth's desk is chocolate had me dying
@karinmiller1821
@karinmiller1821 Жыл бұрын
What!? All chocolate?! Zut alors, I have missed one
@lynnhettrick7588
@lynnhettrick7588 Жыл бұрын
Oooh, yeah, that was a good one!
@lynnhettrick7588
@lynnhettrick7588 Жыл бұрын
@@karinmiller1821 What is this? How on earth could I miss such a sweet little succulent, er, chocolate? ;)
@jaustill237
@jaustill237 Жыл бұрын
oooh I like the one after that where he asks Wally if the Pencil is chocolate only to yell at him for speaking on camera.
@KellyTwine
@KellyTwine Жыл бұрын
This is my vote also!!
@SeaSpartan118
@SeaSpartan118 Жыл бұрын
I think my recent fav episode of corrections was the one where you kept dropping the anvil-pillow
@AhavaMath
@AhavaMath Жыл бұрын
Omg, that still gets a laugh out of me, without even needing to rewatch it 😂
@alias093001
@alias093001 Жыл бұрын
The Nicholson/Mac Tonight joke was perfect. I kept waiting for the callback and I was NOT disappointed. I was nearly ready to start ranting at Seth for throwing out all the Jackals' hard work, but I quickly realized what today's Corrections was up to. Playing the wrong clip at the beginning, of course it would come back to haunt him.
@JonReevesLA
@JonReevesLA Жыл бұрын
OK, i have to admit, I expected the Mac Tonight at the end, but the Nicholson clip surprised me.
@jb888888888
@jb888888888 Жыл бұрын
I expected a shout of "Eureka!" at the end but I was wrong.
@JonReevesLA
@JonReevesLA Жыл бұрын
@@jb888888888 I bet he's setting us up for a "eureka" next week. 7 days!
@reg2611
@reg2611 Жыл бұрын
I thought there was going to be a, "Eureka!" moment for the callback, but I agree the Nicholson/Mac Tonight callback was great!
@StarSystemAndromeda
@StarSystemAndromeda Жыл бұрын
I can’t believe Seth would throw out all Jackal fan gifts!! He should keep every one of them and one day display them in The Corrections Jackal Museum! 🐾🐾
@docjoe86
@docjoe86 Жыл бұрын
Moose the dog died in 2006 which was after Frasier ended in 2004. Enzo replaced Moose as Eddie because Moose was getting old, but he didn’t die. At first Enzo was just a stunt double, but the father and son didn’t get along, so Moose was replaced altogether. Enzo died in 2010.
@artbybard
@artbybard Жыл бұрын
wow this is really top jackal stuff. it's crucial information.
@brokenglassshimmerlikestar3407
@brokenglassshimmerlikestar3407 Жыл бұрын
Yes I remember reading that Moose and Enzo didn't get along lol
@kevinnashiscool1
@kevinnashiscool1 Жыл бұрын
Hollywood fame breaks up another family
@docjoe86
@docjoe86 Жыл бұрын
@@brokenglassshimmerlikestar3407 Too bad they never went to family counseling.
@chocfudgebrowni
@chocfudgebrowni Жыл бұрын
Important correction
@sheilaking5608
@sheilaking5608 Жыл бұрын
CORRECTION: A female bear is called a sow. A woman is a human person. Unsurprisingly, a female jackal is called a jackal. 😘
@gloriousexceptionalism2346
@gloriousexceptionalism2346 Жыл бұрын
Jaquelle
@Catherinzsl
@Catherinzsl Жыл бұрын
Are you sure a female jackal isn't called a jillal?
@kennyn1992
@kennyn1992 Жыл бұрын
Surely s female jackal is a jackyal.
@mothboy420
@mothboy420 Жыл бұрын
@@kennyn1992 jackieal
@MarcColten-us2pl
@MarcColten-us2pl Жыл бұрын
Is a male jackal a jacket?
@mikeythebartender3546
@mikeythebartender3546 Жыл бұрын
This amazing series of long running bits is genuinely my favourite piece of comedy I've ever encountered. You people are amazing. More than once you've really pulled me out of a dark place. Its not been a good few years. But y'a'll have helped make it bearable. Thanks for the laughs.
@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin
@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin Жыл бұрын
Hey, Mikey! Sorry it’s been rough. Hope it gets better and stays that way soon. Laughter and music are the 2 best things, no matter how your day is going. This is a great place to get the laughter part, isn’t it? Corrections must be so confusing to newbies! It’s fun to be in on the secrets, for a change.😉😂
@istdochallesegal3427
@istdochallesegal3427 Жыл бұрын
Given your account name, may I suggest Corrections PLUS a cocktail?
@scarletspidernz
@scarletspidernz Жыл бұрын
Should meet up with Mikey theShoemaker 😁
@Tao_Tology
@Tao_Tology Жыл бұрын
🐾
@SyzygyNoon
@SyzygyNoon Жыл бұрын
One time, something really significant occurred to me out of nowhere, and I said to myself “Why didn’t I think of that?” Then I realized that it was me who thought of that. It’s the closes I’ll come to a eureka moment.
@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin
@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin Жыл бұрын
Just think about that for a second.
@AhavaMath
@AhavaMath Жыл бұрын
I did something similar once too. And it is enshrined in my old facebook comments. Anytime I scroll back through old stuff and see it, I get a good laugh about the whole thing.😂
@Kat.Engelen
@Kat.Engelen Жыл бұрын
As a brit who can't see the whole show and as a new mum who hasn't got the time to watch all the KZbin videos, I rather love the lack of context it gives me for Corrections. It's hilarious as I genuinely wonder what the hell is going on over there, and are you all OK? 😂
@johnobrien2373
@johnobrien2373 Жыл бұрын
No, we're not!! Your goofy-haired Prime Minister was more of an adult than our goofy-haired President, and our hangover from that is NOT OVER!
@623giggle
@623giggle Жыл бұрын
No, no we're not. Lol.
@karinmiller1821
@karinmiller1821 Жыл бұрын
Many of us are fine after watching Corrections. For a little while anyway.
@geelee1977
@geelee1977 Жыл бұрын
If we were ok we wouldn't be here🤣
@geelee1977
@geelee1977 Жыл бұрын
​@@karinmiller1821 So true✌
@chrispittman8854
@chrispittman8854 Жыл бұрын
Your threw out all the "MK's?" You didn't incinerate them, you just... "threw them out?" Good luck sleeping... with THAT decision.
@jlasvideos
@jlasvideos Жыл бұрын
I love that Seth keeps dropping hints that he is sub, much like John Oliver keeps dropping hints that he's a furry.
@sigil8386
@sigil8386 Жыл бұрын
How didn't I see that with John Oliver and his mascot obsession!? 😮
@ivyinabottle
@ivyinabottle Жыл бұрын
I hope that one jackal who complained about there not being a card send off recently is indeed happy now.
@lynnhettrick7588
@lynnhettrick7588 Жыл бұрын
I did see that comment last week! lol
@TymberJ
@TymberJ Жыл бұрын
Yes.
@KingBobXVI
@KingBobXVI Жыл бұрын
The best episode I think was the one where everything was chocolate. Top craftsmanship, totally unexpected, best gag.
@thapelomosiuoa2913
@thapelomosiuoa2913 Жыл бұрын
Do you think we'll ever get to the point in Corrections where they ask Doug Jones to come play Mac Tonight again?
@betsiecleworth5853
@betsiecleworth5853 Жыл бұрын
Oh now that should be up there for the centenary specjacular
@benjaminshepard
@benjaminshepard Жыл бұрын
It's only a matter of time. Plus maybe a jackal-spearheaded petition to the network higher-ups to prevent the idea being derailed.
@alumpyhorse
@alumpyhorse Жыл бұрын
love Seth, love my jackals. y’all spark joy. early morning greetings from Amsterdam🐾
@sarahrigby7580
@sarahrigby7580 Жыл бұрын
Hey! Early-ish morning greetings from snowy Liverpool!! We’re coming to Amsterdam soon - any tips on the best areas to stay or things to do which are wheelchair friendly?
@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin
@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin Жыл бұрын
@@sarahrigby7580 Hi Sarah! Accommodations in traditional Dutch buildings usually have very steep, narrow staircases, in my experience. We got quite a shock the first visit - 4 floors straight up, each one’s steps getting tighter and tighter. And we had to carry our suitcases up - the ‘host’ just handed us the key and fled. Anyway, one of the larger, more modern hotels right in the centre of town with elevators sounds like it would be a better choice for you. Pricey, but worth it if you can afford it. Other than that, I have seen some short-term rentals online (you’ve seen their ads) that are actually ground level, particularly around the Jordaan area. Again, not the cheapest. The rest seem to be mainly up or down half a storey to the front door. I guess that’s how they designed things hundreds of years ago below sea level. 🤷🏼‍♂️ I hope you find the perfect spot! We’re going back in April - we found a place online that we love, and have stayed there a few times. I’d give you our host’s info, but it’s a basement apartment with 4 steps down under the main house’s front ‘stoop’, which I keep hitting my head on. ‘Nuff said, unfortunately. Make sure you take a canal tour - there are all kinds of different sized and shaped boats with themes like local wines, music, dinners, etc., or no theme at all. They all have English audio guides, and I’m sure accessibility is part of their every day operations. You’re going at a good time for that - the crowds shouldn’t be huge and unruly (ie drunk). Obviously the big museums and galleries are wheelchair friendly. Lots of shopping and wandering, but the bridges between the ‘rings’ can be steep, so it’s plan your routes for the day carefully. The transit system is excellent, and I’m sure it’s all wheelchair friendly. I remember seeing fold up seats, but I can’t be certain it was in Amsterdam. I know the train from the airport is. Watch out for the bike paths while you’re out and about - the Dutch cyclists are *serious* about claiming their territory. Seriously. As in, will fight with cars. I know about it, and I almost got picked off once. Don’t be afraid, just be aware; the bike lanes are well marked. Not sure how those with optional wheels see things. Maybe you get right-of-way. 👍 Have a great visit! Cheers from Canada 🇨🇦 P.S. “snowy Liverpool” 🤣🤣🤣 We’re getting *another* 5-10 cm today. 😉🤞
@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin
@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin Жыл бұрын
@@sarahrigby7580 duh - forgot about the *street-level* tulip market. Can get a little jammed up, but totally wheelchairable. Nobody taking those blocks of canal-side street needs to be in a hurry. Restaurants at street level/outdoor right around the corner. 👍
@snowsim
@snowsim Жыл бұрын
@@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin I'd already noticed I'd liked at least a few of your comments even before I read this one. The 🇨🇦 helped explain why. Cheers from about-to-be snowier Regina.
@alumpyhorse
@alumpyhorse Жыл бұрын
@@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin you are a wonderful guide to Amsterdam! So many details, so useful and all dead on. I’ll answer Sarah directly so she’s sure to see it- groetjes ;)👋😀
@michaelwaller342
@michaelwaller342 Жыл бұрын
I mean my favourite episodes are the ones where Seth is drunk and laughing at his own jokes so much he can't make them. Thanks again for a highlight of my week!
@bluejay5045
@bluejay5045 Жыл бұрын
I read that Shoemaker doesn't want Seth coming off like he drinks too much. Been wondering if that's associated with why he hasn't had a drink with him on Corrections for a few episodes or if that's just happenstance.
@jimmaybee6323
@jimmaybee6323 Жыл бұрын
'neither do real horses heads' ... now I knew it was coming but, still f@#*ing funny man, funny. You sir are such a welcome to an otherwise rather crazy day(s). Thanks again.
@StephanieAly
@StephanieAly Жыл бұрын
I made a playlist in the right order a long time ago because I WFH and need something in the background that's less repetitive than music but familiar enough that I can bring it in and out of focus without feeling lost. This is also why I've cycled through The Good Place too many times to count
@davidwartski7213
@davidwartski7213 Жыл бұрын
Great job!
@c016smith52
@c016smith52 Жыл бұрын
underrated, it is madness any other way!! : ) Thank you!
@pauldegrandis
@pauldegrandis Жыл бұрын
You should try The Awesomes running in background. All-star cast, same Seth + Shoemaker humor, plus Seth's brother doing some of the best delivered lines ever. (It finds its stride in season 2)
@23cutemonkey
@23cutemonkey Жыл бұрын
@@pauldegrandis thanks for the tip.
@phelan_pt
@phelan_pt Жыл бұрын
Thank you latenightist, saved it!
@mfe2135
@mfe2135 Жыл бұрын
Few things bring my cold jackal heart more joy than waking up on a Friday morning and watching the latest Corrections. This is such a weird, hilarious, and beautiful little corner of the internet.
@deux2tango52
@deux2tango52 Жыл бұрын
And on Monday mornings I enjoy watching the latest episode of John Oliver.
@crisdunbar4753
@crisdunbar4753 Жыл бұрын
I can't explain why, but the detachable horsehead bit had me laughing way more than any other Corrections gag ever.
@TheNaomiFearn
@TheNaomiFearn Жыл бұрын
Yes!!
@hellpoint7534
@hellpoint7534 Жыл бұрын
If you search' seth meyers corrections in order' you get the Playlist in the correct order. Great for insomnia!
@RossTheBossTrotter
@RossTheBossTrotter Жыл бұрын
Thank you Seth and everyone else at the show for making my days a little brighter. Here's to 75 more!!!!
@giancarlocoustenitzoff1640
@giancarlocoustenitzoff1640 Жыл бұрын
My favorite corrections episode was the one Seth wore a colourful "cicadas cicada" macrame headpiece 🤣
@Moekoffee2001
@Moekoffee2001 Жыл бұрын
When Seth gets to shout, “Eureka!” I hope Wally remember’s to spell it like it sounds
@betsiecleworth5853
@betsiecleworth5853 Жыл бұрын
‘U-reek-arrrh’?
@scottunkefer3753
@scottunkefer3753 Жыл бұрын
Seth's by far the most talented, smartest, wittiest thinking on his feet late night host of the lot. Can't wait to have him back. And the whole writing crew too.
@bg6b7bft
@bg6b7bft Жыл бұрын
The problem with picking the best Corrections is that they are so intertwined with callbacks they can't stand on their own. They're episodic in nature, and that's part of their charm. I gotta wait two or three weeks to get the punchline for "Eureka", and I'm 100% here for it.
@thedaddude8952
@thedaddude8952 Жыл бұрын
The Christmas 2022 episode where Seth ate the toys was the best
@polygaryd
@polygaryd Жыл бұрын
Seth's sound guys playing his sound bites at the wrong times was hilarious. He was so flustered lmao.
@jeffdroog
@jeffdroog Жыл бұрын
Correction-They were played at the correct times,and the bit was that Seth was upset about them being played at the "wrong" times.That was 100% intentional timing.
@polygaryd
@polygaryd Жыл бұрын
@@jeffdroog it could be the way you described but you cant correct an opinion which is what your statement is since you dont know that for a fact.
@seraphonica
@seraphonica Жыл бұрын
I love the lampshading here. It's like I'm watching Inside the Corrector's Studio with Seth Liption.
@RainbowSheltie
@RainbowSheltie Жыл бұрын
I know I’ll end up joining the hundreds of other Jackals who say that by ordering a playlist from oldest to newest (episode 1 first) means you can auto play the entire series from episode 1 to most recent. If you have it ordered by newest to oldest (like it is now, at time of writing), it means every time you finish an episode you have to either click “back” before the episode ends to get to the next episode, or if you aren’t fast enough, it’ll progress to the previous episode and you’ll have to go back twice to get to the “next” episode. It’s a pain when all you want to do is binge watch the entire series, or want to play it in the background. It’s constantly being on your guard every 15 minutes (or whatever the length of the episode is). I guess, you can also consider it like this: if you are trying to binge watch a TV show on Netflix and it auto played the series backwards (newest episode to oldest) how would that make you feel?
@SyzygyNoon
@SyzygyNoon Жыл бұрын
.sdrawkcaB
@ammaleslie509
@ammaleslie509 Жыл бұрын
Perfectly said!
@SirStarPancakes
@SirStarPancakes Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Netflix (and others) actually do do this for news shows and others where the "watching order is not important". So shows like Key and Peele are sorted from newest to oldest, even though there are joke callbacks and such. Annoys the buckets out of me. Anyways, here's a sorted playlist for Corrections: kzbin.info/aero/PLVcr_UB0Oobbq7whmQYJQe_l46YJTKlKc
@noellerose3453
@noellerose3453 Жыл бұрын
Seth needs to scream Eureka when corrections wins an Emmy.
@billyboots14
@billyboots14 Жыл бұрын
It's surprising how much I look forward to this web series every week. I love it!
@clearthesmoke999
@clearthesmoke999 Жыл бұрын
We want the episodes organized so we can fall asleep, in order, to that sweet, sweet Pacino impression
@eunicekalu8965
@eunicekalu8965 Жыл бұрын
Happy Corrections Day Everyone!!!!!!!!! Love this segment!!!!! Seth always makes us laugh 😂😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️❤️
@jessicaknutson4502
@jessicaknutson4502 Жыл бұрын
My favorite corrections episode of all-time featured the Christmas gliss and Seth eating his desk decorations
@munchease3078
@munchease3078 Жыл бұрын
Me too! Lol
@maura9035
@maura9035 Жыл бұрын
Congratulations Seth and Corrections team for the 75th episode… Love from Montreal 🇨🇦
@bubblesezblonde
@bubblesezblonde Жыл бұрын
I wish you had a poll for youtubers as some of us dont use other platforms. THAT beig said, I thought your jackel impression at 14:47 was spot-on.
@jjunture
@jjunture Жыл бұрын
One of my corrections made it to the show. I have ascended, and can die happy now.
@maloojisloves6586
@maloojisloves6586 Жыл бұрын
I genuinely laughed out loud so hard at the end!!! 😂 Exasperated Seth is the funniest Seth. ❤M
@nik8378
@nik8378 Жыл бұрын
Submit the corrections ep that was right before the holidays! Got some good Mac Tonite content, Mikey the Shoe bits, and the Christmas Gliss replacing desk items with chocolate is like the only thing from corrections that an Emmy voter could watch without having watched any beforehand and plausibly still enjoy and/or understand
@samnelson2343
@samnelson2343 Жыл бұрын
So happy to be involved with this
@Yaxchilan
@Yaxchilan Жыл бұрын
you brought up Australia and no pillow sound joke...cocaine bear spoilers!!! Lol, love you guys.
@7h3unkn0wn5
@7h3unkn0wn5 Жыл бұрын
Never fear the algorithm is here. I get all you late night folks at night or in morning with out a subscription and I would expect nothing less. Top tier energy tonight 👍
@623giggle
@623giggle Жыл бұрын
Subscribe! Don't just be a guest, join us! We have cookies and whisk(e)y.
@7h3unkn0wn5
@7h3unkn0wn5 Жыл бұрын
@@623giggle cookies and whiskey, say no more
@rodneystevenson4057
@rodneystevenson4057 Жыл бұрын
The "Gentleman Jackals" line is priceless
@sigil8386
@sigil8386 Жыл бұрын
Agreed!
@GilaadE
@GilaadE Жыл бұрын
I like that Seth is surprised enough to have a genuine correction, he needs to stress that it's genuine.
@nikkicornelius279
@nikkicornelius279 Жыл бұрын
Seth is always guaranteed to make my night better!
@wendydabee
@wendydabee Жыл бұрын
This segment, frankly, deserves ALL the awards!! ALL OF THEM.
@bladactania
@bladactania Жыл бұрын
You know you've watched to many of these of you knew the "correct" Nicholson quote was coming later, but also in the wrong place.
@sarahb013
@sarahb013 Жыл бұрын
I don't know if the set/props/writers saw my comment about McTonight in the background from last weeks correction but Im taking credit for it. I love it! Thank you!
@Heartwing13
@Heartwing13 Жыл бұрын
Episode 71 is the best so far, solely for the hit song “Animal Flubs”. Honorable mention for the one with the pillow sound effects
@jackintheville
@jackintheville Жыл бұрын
We just need Animal Flubs to be sung in a car and that Emmy is LOCKED!
@symingtonreed3174
@symingtonreed3174 Жыл бұрын
This is the best show on TV. Never change Seth.
@gamepapa1211
@gamepapa1211 Жыл бұрын
So many choices, but my vote goes to any of the episodes where the baby head jumpscare or Animal Flubs were introduced. Ooh, better yet: the episode where they're BOTH in it!
@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin
@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin Жыл бұрын
Oooo I forgot about Baby Head Jump Scare. The blood in the nostril… 🤌
@squishyshelli
@squishyshelli Жыл бұрын
I'm so happy they panned out to show Mac hiding in the window 😂
@jenmongoven4785
@jenmongoven4785 Жыл бұрын
If you didn't yell "Eureka" when your wife birthed your second child in the lobby of your building, you are correct, you will never yell "EUREKA".
@johnobrien2373
@johnobrien2373 Жыл бұрын
While I understand his wife married a comedian, something tells me she would not have appreciated the comedy of a married man yelling "EUREKA!" in the lobby of the building she lived in while exposing herself to any/all of her neighbors. Each woman had her own distinct sense of humor, and maybe doing that would've been really funny to her. But, if I'm betting...yeah, not so much.
@michaelmaher4154
@michaelmaher4154 Жыл бұрын
I asked the Dr to put in an extra stitch. I was joking. I don't know if he knew that.
@onemoresongs
@onemoresongs Жыл бұрын
I vote for Episode 69! The credits at the end were hilarious, and there’s also some good voiceovers & Mac tonight bits. This show deserves all the Emmys!
@karinmiller1821
@karinmiller1821 Жыл бұрын
Oh thank you for the changes you made to the ordering of past episodes! Not only can I enjoy it, but now It will be so much easier to turn other would-be jackals onto Corrections. And thanks to the other jackals (such as @latenightist) for nagging them into it. This was a superb episode by the way. Neither do regular horse heads … omg
@DraaelD
@DraaelD Жыл бұрын
Thank you for no jump scares this week.
@xenidus
@xenidus Жыл бұрын
Correction: They're not tricks Seth, they're illusions! *as I roll away on my segway*
@saar144
@saar144 Жыл бұрын
He made a huge mistake, indeed
@jb888888888
@jb888888888 Жыл бұрын
* segway
@johnobrien2373
@johnobrien2373 Жыл бұрын
GOB!! Nice reference! Even with the wrong Segway.
@dielaughing73
@dielaughing73 Жыл бұрын
​@@johnobrien2373 I don't care for GOB
@johnobrien2373
@johnobrien2373 Жыл бұрын
@@dielaughing73 Nobody did. Until they were laughing with him!
@anneliesegberink8281
@anneliesegberink8281 Жыл бұрын
The episode with the cicada hat was brilliant
@alisonbell9324
@alisonbell9324 Жыл бұрын
Seth- this might be one of the better corrections in a while… lol ( i don’t know if that’s a good thing or a bad thing)
@zombiechicken7114
@zombiechicken7114 Жыл бұрын
Gold as ever. ...neither do regular horse heads!! I couldn't pick a favourite. I adore every episode!!
@mittens4kittens435
@mittens4kittens435 Жыл бұрын
I liked the episodes with the pillow sound effects, or any one that references Cicada Cicada. Then again, they're all good! I hope they continue.
@JenOween
@JenOween Жыл бұрын
Hearing Impaired is still used. I have an acquaintance who still insists she isn't deaf, but that she's "hearing impaired". If someone else wants to argue with her about that, go for it, but you'll need to speak up.
@daniel1000212
@daniel1000212 Жыл бұрын
This was a good one. I haven’t been able to sleep for two days, but this was the right amount of silly to put me out. Thanks
@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin
@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin Жыл бұрын
You can type in your sleep?? Wow, that must have been handy in college. 😉
@johnobrien2373
@johnobrien2373 Жыл бұрын
​@@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin The accuracy is what gets me! No typos!! 😁
@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin
@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin Жыл бұрын
@@johnobrien2373 Truly impressive. REM kicked in just before the last period. 🤷🏼‍♂️
@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin
@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin Жыл бұрын
@@johnobrien2373 Well, clearly there was excess silly for us. Don’t know about you, but I’m pretty used to it. 🤪
@johnobrien2373
@johnobrien2373 Жыл бұрын
@WhatIfSchrödinger’sBoxWasACoffin? Excess silly is what why we came here!!! The jokes we have here don't work under YT segments of "Schindler's List." There's respectfully solemn videos that shouldn't have jokes in the comments, and there's "Late Night," which should! Silly heals the soul! 🙃
@Zhienerich
@Zhienerich Жыл бұрын
CORRECTIONS is my fav. series of videos on youtube
@snowguy2006
@snowguy2006 Жыл бұрын
I love how he's on one subject and with no shame or pause is on to the next.. Because we really don't want time to process what he just said at 4:40
@LibraryCake
@LibraryCake Жыл бұрын
the look of desperation on Seth's face at 13:29 as he tries to refrain from breaking is phenomenal
@OPandemonium
@OPandemonium Жыл бұрын
I was kinda bored last week and was worried maybe this show had lost its charm. But, tonight’s episode was Chef’s kiss! It felt so emmy worthy. You’re an under rated genius. Im so glad you remind us! 🥰
@scottwigle-iv4qr
@scottwigle-iv4qr Жыл бұрын
I loved the episode where all your desk items were edible!!! Priceless! Absolutely hilarious!!
@flawlesscowboy8829
@flawlesscowboy8829 Жыл бұрын
To be fair, keeping track of all the jokes and references to experience each corrections episode to its maximum comedic potential is a lot of work. Would really appreciate a sorted playlist. Thanks.
@Catherinzsl
@Catherinzsl Жыл бұрын
There's gotta be a jackal with a database of episodes, including cross-references.
@Tao_Tology
@Tao_Tology Жыл бұрын
@@Catherinzsl You mean..........The Archivist ?
@SirStarPancakes
@SirStarPancakes Жыл бұрын
Good news: kzbin.info/aero/PLVcr_UB0Oobbq7whmQYJQe_l46YJTKlKc
@deux2tango52
@deux2tango52 Жыл бұрын
I missed the source of Seth's running gag about Paul Giametti and ( his mini series ? ) John Adams. Can anyone clue me in ?
@StephanieAly
@StephanieAly Жыл бұрын
@@Catherinzsl I ... may have an airtable with every bit/character/callback cross-referenced.
@cerboris521
@cerboris521 Жыл бұрын
Personally I think corrections shows the brilliance of Seth and his team. One should be honoured if it appears unasked for in their feed.
@bevamaphoo
@bevamaphoo Жыл бұрын
Next time I shriek "Eureka" I'll be sure to be running down the streets, naked and sudsy. Thanks, Archie Mendez. (Archimedes) 👌
@johnobrien2373
@johnobrien2373 Жыл бұрын
So, even if you have your brilliant discovery in the middle of a desert or something, you won't do it until you're mid-bubble bath?? That's kinda a misuse of bubble bath!
@Bill_Garthright
@Bill_Garthright Жыл бұрын
@@johnobrien2373 I would _only_ do that in the middle of a desert (with no one else within miles). :) PS. At night, because I sunburn _very_ easily!
@LocalMediaMonitor
@LocalMediaMonitor Жыл бұрын
Seth was quoting Mark Levin: kzbin.info/www/bejne/opSxi2WCjapnock
@johnobrien2373
@johnobrien2373 Жыл бұрын
@@LocalMediaMonitor I knew that, but wanted his reaction. It's been some time now, so I no longer expect a reaction, but good on you to call it out ,anyway. I can respect the jackal-on-jackal hostility, even when it's late. Please enjoy your evening! 😀
@KrisMecholsky
@KrisMecholsky 8 ай бұрын
I'm such a die-hard fan that I've been watching this out of time since 2021. And I've been bitching in my head about the KZbin playlist being in reverse chronological order since then as well. I jumped up like that Leo clip from Once Upon a Time in Hollywood only to have Seth mock me to my face. It was earned and laughed at. Never stop being you, Mr. Meyers. Never stop.
@oriontigley5089
@oriontigley5089 Жыл бұрын
When you came up with the corrections segment, that was your chance to yell "Eurika!" Seriously, this segment is genius and your style is the solution to get younger generations watching TV shows
@lesleyghostdragon3149
@lesleyghostdragon3149 Жыл бұрын
Love you and your Corrections Team, Mr. Meyers❣ I literally look forward to Corrections every week😍 How could I ever pick a favorite?!
@melaniedejonge5234
@melaniedejonge5234 Жыл бұрын
For real, though, it would be nice to have them able to auto play so I could listen to them while I’m driving. 😊
@johnobrien2373
@johnobrien2373 Жыл бұрын
Having tried that, I can advise against it; the visuals are too crucial for the jokes of ACL, the monologue, and Corrections.
@melaniedejonge5234
@melaniedejonge5234 Жыл бұрын
@@johnobrien2373 I’ve already seen them all when they were released, I just like to re-listen sometimes to make a drive go faster.
@johnobrien2373
@johnobrien2373 Жыл бұрын
That's TRUE jackal, right there!! By chance, do you sew, crochet, or knit? Cuz that's at activist-level, and I need to know if you're a member of any one of those 3 DISTINCT communities for my own safety! 😃
@melaniedejonge5234
@melaniedejonge5234 Жыл бұрын
@@johnobrien2373 nah, I have terrible fine motor skills. Lol.
@johnobrien2373
@johnobrien2373 Жыл бұрын
@@melaniedejonge5234 OH THANK GOD!! That Patty woman from the knitting community apparently knits with butcher knives! 😆
@dm0016
@dm0016 Жыл бұрын
This is by far the funniest bit of the whole show . They deserve the Emmy!!
@a24396
@a24396 Жыл бұрын
This needs to win already... It's easily better than musical people doing musical things like they always do but with a host... Just not feelin' carpool karaoke anywhere near as much as this...
@jackintheville
@jackintheville Жыл бұрын
First thought when Corden announced he was leaving was NOW Corrections will get its award!!
@emu_warrior
@emu_warrior Жыл бұрын
I love this segment so much, if anyone tries to take it away from you I will cry
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