"There isn't a restroom for you for FOUR STATES NIGGA!" I'll never not laugh at it lmfao
@VampireQueen3757 ай бұрын
The best one.
@Kvngnathanvii5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@qmoore80002 ай бұрын
That shit is golddd man 😂😂😂😂😂
@henrikr74452 жыл бұрын
_“Those people who took 20% of the alphabet for themselves”_ 😂
@shastica2 жыл бұрын
I saw a tweet today where it includes number 2 🤧
@just_pevert19582 жыл бұрын
And the rainbow 🌈 two
@dayakpar36412 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@jasonforster94452 жыл бұрын
@@shastica two-spirited. Its actually a. pretty cool one.
@sharoondzimba85522 жыл бұрын
And the rainbow too kkkkkkkkkk
@juice_13853 жыл бұрын
“Let’s say I’m Chinese but born in this nigga body right here” 😂😂😂
@denifebiyanto41993 жыл бұрын
this joke only comes from intelligent guy like dave🤣
@bbourdet032 жыл бұрын
Had me rollin. I love it.
@seliamartinez97192 жыл бұрын
That one HAD ME ROLLIN 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Jessica-bx6im2 жыл бұрын
💀
@naseh4462 жыл бұрын
Bro I farted 🤣
@jjackomin3 жыл бұрын
"Everybody scream out when you hear your letter." LOL!!!!!
@sebass3372 жыл бұрын
so you’re lesbian?
@user-gb5ff7gj1m2 жыл бұрын
Hilarious , even he couldn’t suppress his laugh
@awkwardfreakinperson79362 жыл бұрын
@@user-gb5ff7gj1m yeah as a gay guy this was hilarious
@hassanomar21372 жыл бұрын
what does it mean
@younisyounishassan800 Жыл бұрын
@@awkwardfreakinperson7936why are u gay (serious question)
@UnluckiestCODMplayer033 жыл бұрын
The reason Dave Chappelle is the best comedian is because there's always truth in every joke he says, he's so funny and so wise.
@Keintara043 жыл бұрын
noice pfp
@NittyGritty4203 жыл бұрын
Fax that’s why he is the goat
@UnluckiestCODMplayer032 жыл бұрын
Conan O'Brien once said that Dave is the funniest comedian on earth and I totally agree.
@NittyGritty4202 жыл бұрын
@@UnluckiestCODMplayer03 bet he wouldn’t say that in today’s social climate...
@UnluckiestCODMplayer032 жыл бұрын
@@NittyGritty420 He won't, unless someone ask him 🤣 Conan is a nice guy but I don't think he care much about social climate.
@Pyraman9 ай бұрын
The way he defused the phone call situation is amazing 🎉
@swhaht68073 жыл бұрын
"I am not bending to anyone's demands." Yes. Thanks for standing ground.
@MarcusTalbert3 жыл бұрын
So amazing
@cwest3943 жыл бұрын
Yes. Cheer for the rich guy who doesnt need a paycheck. 10 years ago he would have kissed anyones butt for a check.
@cwest3943 жыл бұрын
@@MarcusTalbert amazing. He's a rich comedian. That is not an amazing person.
@MarcusTalbert3 жыл бұрын
@@cwest394 He's amazing to me that's all that... MATTERS
@DomItDown3 жыл бұрын
@@cwest394 you saying Dave would kiss anyone’s butt for a check shows how little you know about him
@michaelanthonyhorn3454 Жыл бұрын
I love how he just roasts the dude who had the phone go off. Has 3 jokes ready even when interrupted. Genius
@joecandice94253 жыл бұрын
Every joke, every speech , every story of this person... Is a masterpiece. It's freedom of speech combined with comedy, genius.👌🏻. I love him.
@janeluckner29843 жыл бұрын
He is a bigoted jerk.
@shinjiyoshida1413 жыл бұрын
@@janeluckner2984 cry
@TheRealNigerianMikePerry3 жыл бұрын
@@janeluckner2984 awwww too bad
@troll16083 жыл бұрын
@@janeluckner2984 👶
@patriciagriggs14353 жыл бұрын
@@shinjiyoshida141 I agree
@AP-nj1mr Жыл бұрын
The "T"s are making the trip longer😂😂😂 So true
@Seanelvismartin9 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@greg10307 ай бұрын
No where near as long as HE's making it. Talk about bigotry. Of all people, that bum should know better.
@Colombianinja4 ай бұрын
@@greg1030Aww there we have it the pathetic little victim 😭😭 professional whinner.
@fiftyfivefifty31924 ай бұрын
@@greg1030 You don't like what he has to say don't listen, move on.
@allananderson9494 ай бұрын
@greg1030 why do you care if someone doesn't like you ? Sounds like low self-esteem issues
@houstoner3 жыл бұрын
Never been much a fan of stand-up comedy, however I have always made an exception for Chapelle. A true master of his craft.
@accountretired94793 жыл бұрын
You don't like laughing?
@youdontknow59963 жыл бұрын
@@accountretired9479 he doesn't like standup
@WKRP1873 жыл бұрын
Just don't even know how it's possible to not like stand up?? Is it the laughter?? The smiling?? Escaping world problems for a few?? There's so many other great stand up shows besides Chapelle
@names_are_useless2 жыл бұрын
What are your thoughts on George Carlin?
@mad-official2 жыл бұрын
@@names_are_useless We need thousands more like him doing standup outside of churches
@travisharnedmusic2 жыл бұрын
"It's like his phone's gay" LOL that was perfect
@defconkev2 ай бұрын
😂
@ELLAWARD3 жыл бұрын
The joke was actually told in a respectful way more than other Dave Chappelle’s jokes I have heard.
@zane59023 жыл бұрын
Jokes don't need to be respectful, that's why they are jokes. You either find them funny or you don't.
@ELLAWARD3 жыл бұрын
@@zane5902 that’s the idea of jokes but trans people want a special treatment
@TheBadbucky3 жыл бұрын
@@ELLAWARD how bout black people?
@ZimMill3 жыл бұрын
@@TheBadbucky Black Ppl Don’t Give A Fuck About Jokes
@DreAnimates3 жыл бұрын
@@TheBadbucky what do black people even have to do with this?
@asapbp12692 жыл бұрын
“we know these roads” in that voice makes me burst every time 😭😂
@jynxleturie7822 жыл бұрын
I'm trans and i still love him, so unafraid of this over prescribed cancel culture bs
@j4ret2212 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@wetdiaper10002 жыл бұрын
No your just a boy or a girl that’s looks a boy or a girl
@dakarailayne30392 жыл бұрын
NB person here, I absolutely love Dave Chappelle.
@MegaWulfousPrime2 жыл бұрын
Respect
@Habesha_HustlerGaming2 жыл бұрын
What’s with the whole team terf line? So was that offensive to you or not?
@jennylynn37583 жыл бұрын
He brings it around. The joke starts as shallow and then develops into education about society.
@PoorDog692 жыл бұрын
Dude ikr?!
@TheodoreBrosevelt Жыл бұрын
The punchlines are always unpredictable
@sk8ergrrl12 жыл бұрын
As a “B” woman, I chuckled when he started talking about how the “Ls” and the “Gs” don’t like us “Bs” hehe
@mysmirandam.66182 жыл бұрын
Yes!!!
@saaw83442 жыл бұрын
It’s so well written, he’s not attacking anyone he’s only poking fun and telling jokes.. the media twists everything !
@mysmirandam.66182 жыл бұрын
@@saaw8344 YES! as a "B" I approve!
@callmearc2 жыл бұрын
a B here. I laughed, especially when Q made an appearance 🤣
@kikiandco18992 жыл бұрын
What is a b?
@moeguzman9527 Жыл бұрын
I love that Dave is not only Hilarious, but knows when to be articulate and clear this makes him easy to be understood by everyone , wether you just like him or absolutely love him .
@Iron-Bridge Жыл бұрын
My God. The " Mama's dead" improvisation was too much 🤣🤣🤣. Genius.
@fight98962 жыл бұрын
“I’m more than willing to give you an audience, but you will not summon me. I’m not bending to anybody’s demands” This is the moment Dave Chappelle became the GOAT. This one line forever change the history of comedy
@0saintclark02 жыл бұрын
He was the GOAT long before this my friend, this clip isn't from that long ago.
@HoodedSpidey2 жыл бұрын
This is the moment Dave became Chappellsenberg
@R_Caine11 ай бұрын
@@HoodedSpideyHe's the one who knocks.
@johnsmith71403 жыл бұрын
"I feel like they need to take some responsibility for my jokes" lol
@katemallory2 жыл бұрын
“You will not summon me.” Love you Dave Chapelle GOAT!
@patysipes55953 жыл бұрын
Thank goodness for a person with integrity not radicalized rhetoric
@marakarthegreat2 жыл бұрын
protesters: "I'm angry! he insulted our group!" he makes jokes about everyone equally, who gives a shit?
@teamtundra26192 жыл бұрын
Not when ur on the receiving end
@jakejones8952 жыл бұрын
@@teamtundra2619 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
@peterstoric65602 жыл бұрын
@@teamtundra2619 I’ve been on the end on several jokes in these comedy shows, and they’re pretty hilarious
@Wagecuck90002 жыл бұрын
They always want to ro be in the center of attention all the time
@marakarthegreat2 жыл бұрын
@@teamtundra2619 you clearly missed the part that says 'JOKES ABOUT EVERYONE EQUALLY'
@jimmy2k4o2 жыл бұрын
When a comedian mocks you it’s a sign of respect that you’re equal and strong enough to take a joke like everyone else.
@Tecnodoc32 Жыл бұрын
Dave must really respect racists then
@pfh204 ай бұрын
@@Tecnodoc32if you can’t handle it there’s a billion other videos on this app
@Matt-hs7gs2 жыл бұрын
Not only were his jokes respectful, funny and real: but if I pay attention you realise he knows a lot about the LGBT community and isn’t just speaking on something he doesn’t know. I don’t know if I’d say he’s a bonafide ally, but as a gay man I respect Dave and know that he actually gives a damn abt the LGBT community. He’s not queer-phobic or whatever else ppl say; he’s just a good man trying to make people laugh.
@publiusledeuxieme74042 жыл бұрын
I am not gay. When I was a high schooler, I did not like any of you. As I grew older, I took a job as a PI for a law firm representing this gay man who had divorced his wife for infidelity and emotional abuse. She actually filed for divorce. I had gathered enough evidence to show she was a nasty piece of work. She openly admitted she married the gay man for his money and she wanted a kid. She actually wanted a daughter. They had a son. She did not love him, refused to care for him or nurse him. Our client loved the son and paid for all the care the boy would need. It looked like we were set for a sure win with a nominal amount of support to be received from the mother for the son she hated. Yes, it looked like we were a shoe-in for an easy case until the mother decided to make the case that the father had been sexually abusing the boy, and the sheriff arrested and imprisoned our client. Before we could get him a bond, he had been beaten by the inmates because for some reason the jail refused to segregate the father. Now, I went back to the lawyer and said I wanted to work more hours on the case and the hours there were outside what he could allow me to bill would be pro bono. It took me almost three months but I found mountains of evidence that our client was innocent. More than just not guilty but innocent. The boy had always denied it, but his young age prevented that from being used as evidence. I sent the mother a honey trap. A real good looker with the appearance of wealth. She admitted to him that she had lied to get even with her husband. She actually laughed at how she described how dumb and biased the local yokel police were. "I just said he did it and they were like ok," she said. She was trying to show out in front of the honey pot. We knew she was just dying to tell someone. He later said he was afraid his disgust was going to ruint the show, however, she misinterpreted the look. We took it all to court since we were representing him on both cases, a rarity. We not only got the case thrown out and a certificate from the judge to have all records of the proceeding sealed. We told the DA that unless he charged her with something, we were going to file suit against the officer and the city, report him to the ethics board, and if all that failed, turn the whole case over oops to the press. She got charged with basically lying to the cops in such a way that it was a felony, She pled guilty and had to serve probation and she agreed to never try to see the son she hated. This big long story was needed to explain why I hate no one. For the most part, people are good. just going through life trying to do the right thing. They cannot help who they love. You are going to have people hate no matter what. Blacks are going to hate white and vice versa. Straights hate on gays and vice versa. Most of the time hatred can be overcome. Sometimes, especially when you have particularly evil people, it is hard. People that leave others alone and try to live their best life are impossible for me to hate. I think Dave Chappelle gets this. However, he seems to buy into hey let us all hate Trump and his millions of supporters because they voted for him and not a crooked bitch. They impeached a man, a sitting US president over a damn phone call. They tried to impeach him when he was not even president anymore. Except the last one was to cover up the stolen election. Now, I expect to get a lot of hate for this post, I don't care. I know for every hater another is asking himself why does Joe Biden keep getting passes sexual assault, his son's laptop, and other crooked shit we know he has done. Just forget about Trump and think about the double standard.
@Matt-hs7gs2 жыл бұрын
@@publiusledeuxieme7404 This was actually so interesting and I rlly enjoyed reading your story. Thank you for sharing. I really appreciate the thought u put into this and the fact that you have grown as a person to change and broaden your perspective. Hopefully we can have much less unnecessary and idiotic hatred in this world sooner than later (whenever later is lol). I wish you all the best ❤️
@teamtundra26192 жыл бұрын
I don’t see it that way
@kieaki73712 жыл бұрын
I don't understand why people in the LGBTQ community are always looking to categorise people in the black-white area of "love me vs hate me". So a person being neutral, who is not all jolly ho and gonna come there and shake your hand and give you some cookies when they make eye contact with you, the same as someone who openly shows their hate for you? Maybe the neutral individual is one who has a lot of things going on in their life, that they just don't have the time to think about you. Everyone has a life. And some of us don't care what you do with yours but don't expect the rest to be your BFF, cause I'm sure you're not besties with everyone in town too am I right?
@MastaGambit Жыл бұрын
I'm gay, and if you can't call him an ally now, you never will.
@MjollTheLioness-o4y Жыл бұрын
"Everybody scream out when you hear your letter" 😂
@robbieb2011 Жыл бұрын
As I get older my belly laughs are few and far between...unless I'm listening to Chapelle. Love him.
@DeborahEdwards-s4o Жыл бұрын
😅😅😅😅😅
@cc-bl4iw2 жыл бұрын
Great and so honest comedian. This man said what 98% of planet thinks but nobody saying out loud.
@hermanmunster714 Жыл бұрын
And he earns 20 mill for saying it out loud. You meanwhile will get fired from your job for saying it out loud. Boo hoo hoo.
@creepyrobsta5509 Жыл бұрын
@cc-bl4iw Well Dave Chapelle and J.K. Rowling are pretty much as uncancelleble as you can get and look at all the heat they have gotten for it. Until the 98% goes vocal about it then the smart move is to shut up.
@unknown_to7302 жыл бұрын
Reasons soft people hate comedian icons like Dave is they HATE the truth. I'm so glad he did this.
@Natalecastellini1992 Жыл бұрын
The woke movement is a mindless movement. They espouse sound bites and throw temper tantrums.
@bebéface678 Жыл бұрын
Facts!
@Coochiedestroyer237 ай бұрын
They’re just ashamed of themselves still. His jokes are funny af and I’m apart of the LGBTQ+ community.
@PuppetMax3 жыл бұрын
I like that he even says not to attack the community. I like this man
@ChrisManley19942 жыл бұрын
“Hey, what's goin on fellas, lady, whatever pronoun makes you feel comfortable at the back.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@defconkev2 ай бұрын
I met Mr. Chappelle in Chicago 6 years ago. He's a really nice man. Gave his time to work with young people while in Chicago!!
@aitipsea39093 жыл бұрын
Im trans and honestly I dont see why the other Ts are so touchy about him I laughed my ass up on the car joke, like come on get a sense of humour
@nightingale24242 жыл бұрын
He been goin for 30 years
@brookeg58972 жыл бұрын
I think some people don't understand that jokes can be made about someone but not be the butt of the joke at the same time
@peacechanneI2 жыл бұрын
what are u ? he or she?
@aitipsea39092 жыл бұрын
@@peacechanneI she, why?
@asutoshrath36482 жыл бұрын
Laughing at each other is supposed to build tolerance for jokes and insults, and bring everyone to a stndstill where they can laugh at each other, Instead we are building up resistance to jokes ri8! Like wtf
@rawfeekee6573 жыл бұрын
What he said about G's being white men who know the roads (of discrimination) is so spot on. Fighting discrimination with discrimination has become the lefts tactic and they dont even realize it. And Dave is not blaming g white men for that but he is acknowledging from his perspective why such tactics even exist within that group.
@quenched563 жыл бұрын
Im not sure greater division is the desired outcome
@keizercas60513 жыл бұрын
If you don’t like jokes about white people just click of the video
@leanderdsilva93723 жыл бұрын
You can't even say the word GAY that says a lot about you
@names_are_useless2 жыл бұрын
"the lefts tactic" You do realize the L's, B's, T's and Q's are also heavily "to the left" as well, right? You're painting a very broad stroke here.
@teamtundra26192 жыл бұрын
Because they’re tired of it
@stephaniedavies1354 Жыл бұрын
“i don’t wanna write these jokes but i juss’ can’t STOP” 😂🔊don’t stop Dave, please DON’t stop💬
@TheKhopesh Жыл бұрын
The reason everyone in the car hates the Ts is because the Ts keep insisting they drive and reaching from the back up to the front and grabbing the E-brake every 5 minutes while the car's driving down the road to try to force the rest out of their way...
@ellugerdelacruz2555 Жыл бұрын
Nice one.
@M.X.7 Жыл бұрын
DAMN that shit Coming from your goddamn heart 🤣🤣😂 I feel for you bro.. you are sick of all this shit is going on Just like me 💯 .. If someone says something about them, even if it's a joke, they cry, "You hurt our feelings."🤦🏾♂️ I'm just saying, "Fuck you , I don't care about your feelings so get your sensitive ass out of My face 🧐
@ohword52352 жыл бұрын
When the phone starting ringing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 this man is a genius
@ChrisManley19942 жыл бұрын
“What is this high school?!?!?” 😂😂😂😂😂
@jakeclnicholson2 жыл бұрын
As a gay man how we hate and view eachother in the community is SPOT ON. 😂
@lethalsoldier8082 Жыл бұрын
Damn so why u think that is. Id imagine all of yall would have each others back being through the same stuff and all
@Bananabrown8 Жыл бұрын
@@lethalsoldier8082nah the most homophobic people I know are gay
@rickDArula Жыл бұрын
@lethalsoldier8082 because not everyone goes through he same things lol
@Majesticrogueninja942 жыл бұрын
Dave is more than just a comedian.
@krishivvyas29486 ай бұрын
He's a social commentator that is effortlessly funny, not exactly a comedian like he used to be but still very funny
@gilbertfurigay3 ай бұрын
a trash
@Rayallwayz2 жыл бұрын
"It's like the phone is gay" had me laughing with tears coming down my eyes.
@alexandermik119410 ай бұрын
The car alphabet joke was brilliant analogy. Top notch entertainment 😂👌
@jurgenkulup58823 жыл бұрын
Always come back again for this. And it’s still funny everytime 🤣
@jerry73115 ай бұрын
I'm in the "G" group and if people of any group or culture can not find humor within themselves, then they are the ones with the problem. You're the best David and you make a bad day into a great day with the laughter you create.
@urbansetter12 ай бұрын
Same i love him and the alphabet is a joke
@psychhp772 жыл бұрын
As a gay dude, this shit is fkn spot on! 😂 love Dave man!
@dakarailayne30392 жыл бұрын
Yea dude, I was laughing my ass off through this
@MitchellBahamas2 жыл бұрын
Bro I’m straight and I wanna buy you a beer🙌🏽💯
@MitchellBahamas2 жыл бұрын
This type of shit lowkey brings us together. If you’re genuine (not YOU, but in general). You can take a joke, and I love that. What you drinkin!?
@a-1_slick9172 жыл бұрын
Right on brother
@Samuelj7622 жыл бұрын
Are you just saying that to fit in?
@triciaslaughter8460 Жыл бұрын
LOVE Dave Chappelle. He is always happy to laugh at everyone. Even himself. Keep free speech alive!!
@Profile__13 жыл бұрын
1:02 It's funny, but considering that the full title of LGBT (which takes up 15% of the alphabet) is LGBTQIA, they technically take up about 26% of the entire alphabet.
@hi-gf5yl2 жыл бұрын
I saw lgtbqiapk. Make that 34%
@TheNotSoRealJeff22 жыл бұрын
@@eugene4144 They got numbers?
@mr.plaguedoc92842 жыл бұрын
@@sorimasn lgbtqiapk2 what a world we live in man, lol.
@gabicaviedes79062 жыл бұрын
pretty sure you can find a minority somewhere for every letter.
@Hawaiianstyle652 жыл бұрын
He was close
@LOVESTORY-vm2id2 жыл бұрын
I love when he laughs at his own jokes 😂
@shawngrabowski9883 жыл бұрын
Simply AMAZING!!!!!!🤣. Not a better person to explain and clear up the confusion
@MA-ws3hx3 жыл бұрын
So those calling on Netflix to cancel Dave C had no issue with their creation of 'Cuties'. This is pure censorship over freedom of speech. Go Dave!!
@marakarthegreat2 жыл бұрын
and that's why I don't take the "walkout" seriously.
@domvas76593 жыл бұрын
Dave is the best and most important comedian during these politically correct days. He says fuck it! I’ll do and say what I want in the name of comedy. Fuck sponsors, political and social groups. I do it my way!
@domvas76592 жыл бұрын
@Nikolai Ninja Yeah, but I’m also not Dave, I want/need my group! 😎
@mauriliosampaiojr.7743 ай бұрын
Where have I been all these years that I only just discovered this guy? LOL
@natewyliestudios2 жыл бұрын
How he handled that phone call interruption is why he's the GOAT
@KeojiMaru2 жыл бұрын
Mamas dead! 😂😂😂😂
@skelter11532 жыл бұрын
Dave Chappelle is a Living Legend and a NATIONAL TREASURE. If they think he's afraid, they're stupid, and if they think he'll ever apologize for his comedy, they're brain dead.
@skelter11532 жыл бұрын
@@Boreddddpikapi Blah..Blah..Blah Dave said so himself. It doesn't matter if YOU don't like it, Your opinion means nothing, just like everybody else's.
@skelter11532 жыл бұрын
@@Boreddddpikapi Go back to school and focus on READING COMPREHENSION. Bye Bye.
@FatMax4202 жыл бұрын
@@Boreddddpikapi "They" means woketard social justice warriors that get perpetually butthurt and offended by everything including harmless, legitimately funny jokes. Clown ass pussies that are clearly cancer to comedy that want to pretend being the champions of the oppressed so they can virtue signal to their other self righteous hive mind cry ass members. PC extreme leftists that want to murder comedy with an axe. Is that clear enough for you?
@skelter11532 жыл бұрын
@@Boreddddpikapi You're welcome. Since you asked nicely, check again next Monday at Noon.
@skelter11532 жыл бұрын
Hah! I Won. 🏆
@fernandoveiga18483 жыл бұрын
Great storytelling, and every joke seems to be hitting the exact issues, very good comedy
@DaniMacYo Жыл бұрын
This was freaking hilarious. I love how he basically told the truth but put his own comedic spin on.
@seanperry17463 жыл бұрын
The B’s joke is a classic I’ll f*** everybody in this car 😂😂
@Damodred_Heiress11 ай бұрын
The thing about Dave’s jokes is he’s not being malicious. He’s not a hateful person nor is he a bigot. He’s just a real guy telling jokes.
@wbm85482 жыл бұрын
The creativity, the genius, the metaphors, the punchlines , the improv and the delivery levels in this video are out of this world , and yet you have people like amy schumer and hanna gatsby who wanna cancel him, i'm sure not because he is "transphobic " but because they can't reach his level and his fanbase
@thomastirolflorida53634 ай бұрын
Chapelle can never EVER be cancelled, The only person on this earth that could cancel him, is Dave Chapelle.
@slickperspective2 жыл бұрын
People look at him as a comedian. But I sometimes, I want to look at him in a different perspective because most of his jokes make sense. It has truth in it. People all laughing at most times, but I don't find it funny. I kind of, found truth in it. Dave is preaching.
@GTF852 жыл бұрын
Like Ricky Gervais
@anthonycho63442 жыл бұрын
He’s an observant philosopher.
@wilhaynes1632 Жыл бұрын
Spot On. Peace
@jaiboregio2 ай бұрын
Mexican here: Americans, I hope you realize Dave Chapelle is a national treasure.
@anthonybaskette170810 ай бұрын
The car has gotta be the best analogy for the lgbtqiaa+ I’ve ever seen.
@pancholugo9360 Жыл бұрын
"We know these roads. In fact we built these roads." I love this line
@StacyMcCabe2 жыл бұрын
As a gay guy this is 90% correct 🤣🤣🤣 Edit: and 100% funny
@jrhooman2 жыл бұрын
pick me daddy chapelle im one of the good ones🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@StacyMcCabe2 жыл бұрын
@@jrhooman why would I want him to pick me? He’s a random person I’ll never meet. I just shared my opinion and you got butthurt
@dal69843 жыл бұрын
I am beginning to appreciate and enjoy Dave Chappelle. I listened to all types of stand up comedians but he never came on my radar till I decided to watch it here and Netflix. Just want to say thank you to the wonderful trans folks who pointed me towards this direction. The guy is a genius. Love it!
@jerome8842 жыл бұрын
Bro what? What Rock you been living under?
@dal69842 жыл бұрын
@@jerome884 Chris Rock! lol
@novaapostle97392 жыл бұрын
@@dal6984 you been living under Chris Rock? 😳
@MR-tn5kv3 жыл бұрын
This alphabet person loves Dave - hilarious, and smart!
@testcase69972 жыл бұрын
Can’t wait till you’re back in the closet.
@gilgameshdevourerofworldsg4101 Жыл бұрын
@@testcase6997 elaborate
@Elev8minh3 жыл бұрын
PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT HE IS SAYING PROTECT DAVID CHAPPELLE AT ALL COSTS.
@MarcusTalbert3 жыл бұрын
He is Amazing
@TheBadbucky3 жыл бұрын
He is awesome
@deejvalde4372 жыл бұрын
yasssss
@yobunga39852 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Jamie Foxx:
@izzyhoudini44488 ай бұрын
Bro made two fantastic jokes on that phone interruption real quick..... Amazing
@FyourFeelings5132 жыл бұрын
Love Dave, his jokes are always hilarious and spot on!
@joshuaosborne8463Ай бұрын
Free speech is the cornerstone of our way of life and it has been under attack recently like it hasn’t been in centuries, from all angles. Dave is a warrior and I hope he keeps fighting for all of our right to speak freely.
@matthewmaccaughey50162 жыл бұрын
I'm Bi, I love Dave, and this clip is 1000% accurate. Without Question My FAVORITE clip of this whole clip.
@urbansetter12 жыл бұрын
I'm gay I agree he was spot on. I love him. The left maybe doesn't like to see reality
@1214801 Жыл бұрын
Bi what? You are saying you are Bi. BI what?
@1214801 Жыл бұрын
@@urbansetter1you are what?
@justamediocreyoutubechanne4172 Жыл бұрын
@@1214801bisexual
@janetduncan873 ай бұрын
I love this so much..lol that crowd is having a great time.
@TheBadbucky3 жыл бұрын
Y’all are so sensitive. Dave chapelle is a legend!
@teamtundra26192 жыл бұрын
Because of you!
@gilbertfurigay3 ай бұрын
A trash
@gomiko89792 жыл бұрын
@6:08 I really really love it when Dave says something like that. The fast increase of aggression cracks me up all the time.
@haldorasgirson94633 жыл бұрын
His phone is not gay. It used to be an Android, but it identifies as IOS.
@accountretired94793 жыл бұрын
lmfao
@matthewjames17073 жыл бұрын
🤣
@sidd_not_vicious2609 Жыл бұрын
this man is a modern mark twain..people come for his wit and to just hear him talk about life..not just jokes..his opinion has real impact..great man
@irenesegobiano28143 жыл бұрын
Why are the lgbtq the only ones who make a big deal about Dave's jokes? They must be uncomfortable in their own skin. Just saying. Everybody else can handle it so wtf?
@tjjames98463 жыл бұрын
@Irene Segobiano - Please don’t lump us all together like that. I’m a G and I have always found Dave hilarious. That would be the equivalent of me saying that because u have a c*nt, that makes you a c*nt.
@666chapelofblood3 жыл бұрын
I'm bisexual and think this is hilarious, dunno what you're talking about.
@Kodakzakk3 жыл бұрын
G here, don’t take offense at all he’s hilarious
@jsowers0213 жыл бұрын
As a T, I can't speak for my community on why they hate this guy, but I'm definitely uncomfortable in my own skin.
@mariec37333 жыл бұрын
You must be new. He's been offending all kinds of people for years.
@Idlfolol Жыл бұрын
The car part is gold
@brandonlinsey56253 жыл бұрын
Classic dave chappelle! Awesome
@gabikassen2706 ай бұрын
As a gay guy, this was hilarious!😂
@ΜαρίαΧ-ρ4ρ2 жыл бұрын
as a q i approve, this isn't harmful nir hateful, which is why it's good comedy and nit fir cheap laughs at the expense of minorities. i hope nobody uses the message of the jokes to hate because this man is gold
@BalwinderSingh-qt7yl2 жыл бұрын
who are q
@MorganMosesOcul6 ай бұрын
"Whatever pronounce makes you feel confident in the back " 😂😂
@jeffyeager1997 Жыл бұрын
This is epic can't stop watching this. The world has gone crazy
@OscarGonzalez-vg3cp4 ай бұрын
Dave, you are a man with honor and dignity. Stand is for me, a family man with incredible humor. Life bless you, my friend.
@mainquest_official2 жыл бұрын
Being human is extremely tough, for all of us. Being transgender on top of that makes life even more impossible. It makes you feel vulnerable all the time, you feel different from everyone. It's not a straight forward road and there is a lot to figure out. I think that is why the trans community is easily hurt. Most of them are not in a good mind space themselves. All of that makes people feel triggered very fast and act emotionally. With that said though, I still think every person is better off becoming more thick skinned. I am transman and honestly some jokes Dave Chappelle makes are really funny. And If I ever feel hurt by a joke, I always recognize that there is an insecurity I have to work on and thats all.
@gabicaviedes79062 жыл бұрын
Well said and explained! It's always good to have these explanations in mind, both for transgenders and cisgenders. If people could just explain how they see the world, understanding would be much easier, even if there wasn't full agreement.
@mainquest_official2 жыл бұрын
@@jellyfishi_ I feel extremely happy now with my " delusion " but thanks for caring.
@metalmacabre99912 жыл бұрын
Well said, and thank you for saying that. You're a good person.
@testcase69972 жыл бұрын
Like Chappelle says, thank you miss. You acknowledge you’re delusional and a liar. In fact, it’s quite offensive on the level of blackface what you’re doing pretending to be a man.
@ntred09112 жыл бұрын
So if being transman is hard why are you transman?
@midastouch1878 ай бұрын
mama's dead? OH NOOOOOO 😂😂 makes me laugh every. single. time
@urbansetter13 жыл бұрын
He is really hysterical. This is classic comedy here. I'm a gay woman and he is funny
@nileshjha5605 Жыл бұрын
You mean Lesbian woman right?
@wa2k99 Жыл бұрын
Get help then
@justamediocreyoutubechanne4172 Жыл бұрын
@@wa2k99yes u should
@urbansetter12 ай бұрын
@@nileshjha5605no im older many women refer to themselves,as gay. Today this is very different its a joke anx hes funny as hell
@urbansetter12 ай бұрын
@@wa2k99for what he tells the truth im gay a lesbian not lgbtqia thats insanity.
@cb-99388 ай бұрын
Such a funny moment at 2:20 "what is this high school" 😂 Dave immediately turns it into a joke
@timhansen53032 жыл бұрын
The only comedian that doesn't steal jokes!😉
@DarknoorX7 ай бұрын
"T" is for "things" apparently and I absolutely adore this haha
@andreastroud55613 жыл бұрын
Long may his jokes keep coming.!!!
@MrZiyouren17 күн бұрын
Wow, you know, English is not my native language, but he delivers 100% true, and its f awesome. I am dying. Genus!
@dianacarmichael65373 жыл бұрын
OMG I love you man. First video I’ve watched and many more to make my day!
@ahmedelsheikh19872 жыл бұрын
Sarcasm means tear flesh in Latin. This man is blowing the cover off whoever benefits from keeping the discussion about the LGBTQ community a tabu. An absolute act of bravery!
@testcase69972 жыл бұрын
How? He’s literally just helping distract people by attacking gays
@IAMNAUTICAAA3 жыл бұрын
People were only offended by this because he was genuinely honest
@allasheh77213 жыл бұрын
This guy is very talented he should keep going
@paulocanecarlthedamnjohnson3 жыл бұрын
Bro I brought up Dave Chappelle and my straight friend was complaining about how homophobic he is and I had to break it to him that I’m bi to get him to shut up lol
@shaynegallagher60062 жыл бұрын
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
@writeminded60912 жыл бұрын
I would advise you not to express your sexuality here, look at the comment section
@issstari9542 жыл бұрын
Why do you have to be cringe as possible with this shit
@antherny10692 жыл бұрын
@@writeminded6091 no harm has been done at all
@bigwill8773 Жыл бұрын
Dave Chappelle is the best! He makes real life stuff funny...lol
@azrael_seraphim7772 жыл бұрын
I like how everyone refers to the lines in his shows as "jokes." Maybe so, but behind that label is the stone-cold "truth and reality."
@azrael_seraphim7772 жыл бұрын
These corporate maggots have done nothing but single-handedly destroy TV, movies, and comic books in a short decade. It's disgusting, and this/these community/communities have not made it any better with their whining and their hypocrisy. They believe they have rights, and maybe they do. After all, they are people. They should have them. Then these same people (not all, but of the same "group") are the very example of the phrase, "you give them an inch, and they want to take a mile." Example? Sure. "Thank you for the rights that we deserve! Now, I want to strip all of you of speech that we find offensive. Effective immediately, people are not allowed to say (fill in the blank)." So, this group gets more rights, and everybody else gets less? What happened to freedom of speech? It doesn't exist. It never did and it doesn't end there...HELL NO. The sensitivity, the accusations of others only to perform the same act, and the utter bs that has become today's society have easily plagued today's entertainment. Let me be clear that I don't give a rat's ass who is offended by my choice of words. I will not change for anyone. Period. I was not born "sick" or whatever people mean by that. I was not born with a neurological chemical imbalance. I was not born confused. These corporate douchebags need to give us our shows back and Netflix is retarded. Only illiterate people that cannot read or have selective reading would respond the way they did to a LGBTQ meme. In case some of you missed it, when someone pointed out that the industry is pretty much shoving this grotesque idea - that man on man is normal and kids of all ages should get used to it - is unnecessary, Netflix responded with "all gay people are necessary." Clearly, Netflix was avoiding the real issue.
@Natalecastellini1992 Жыл бұрын
Truth actually. Gays don’t like the lesbians. Love, the Gays.
@azrael_seraphim777 Жыл бұрын
@Roger Stanza It's funny how corporate media uses these people as nothing more than a token, yet, they confuse it for support. They need to wake the Hell up.