Dave Chappelle - Alphabet people 🔥

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[@sickntired6241]

“Everybody scream out when you hear your letter” Dude is a lightning quick genius!

[@robinmcinarnay7827]

And then says how gross *they* all think *they* are!! 😆

[@Charleybones]

No. That is all thought thru during the months he practices working thru his act. This is what professional comedians do in small comedy clubs before they present their acts to a larger audience.

[@Beatngu23]

Hey Darren! How have you been??

[@ambercrombie789]

Wonder what his IQ is. Max recorded is 228. Marilyn S.

[@daniellogan3085]

Totally me! “I’m a G”.

[@julianhermanubis6800]

I love how Dave Chappelle can go from just being silly and deliberately offensive to very perceptive in just a few moments. He's a smart guy.

[@ginomarone8831]

Smart is an understatement. More like super intelligent!

[@millyvinevinny6031]

his entire analysis was wrong and he paid some random LGBT person off the street to tell him useless stuff.

[@julianhermanubis6800]

@@millyvinevinny6031 The audience didn't think so.

[@millyvinevinny6031]

@@julianhermanubis6800 What would the audience know about the gay community? Theyre jokes. They dont actually have to contain a single grain of truth in them. Was his audience a bunch of gay historians and scholars? lol

[@julianhermanubis6800]

@@millyvinevinny6031 You're an incompetent troll.

[@mrtyronehooper6525]

" NOT A restroom for You , for the Next 4 States " too freakin funny !

[@heathermcdougall8023]

I loved that one too!

[@Ittheyzezermeowpurr]

😂😂😂😂

[@-Always_Right-]

Was great lol...is this clip the joke that they came for him for?

[@nomames6030]

He kinda got a portion of what he asked for all along. He voted for it

[@wordandwater9027]

People clap and cheer for him not only because he’s hilarious but because he has the balls to say what people don’t and he doesn’t let society shape the way he thinks and should say.

[@ToothlessDragon536]

He can only get away with it coz he's black.

[@stevenwoods5787]

he also has the platform and the voice to make it get thru, and they cant overlook him like they would a regular joe

[@onepartyroule]

Yup, it's called keepin it real!

[@sadlyanuxtakustan8950]

Fr.

[@SuperRobertoClemente]

They clap and cheer for him bc he's a celebrity, it wouldn't matter what shit he said. That's the problem. He's kind of a dick on this shit, unfortunately.

[@alichefortune862]

The part of a Chinese been trapped in a black body got me rolling on the floor 😂😂😂

[@ayokay123]

You and everybody else. "This is how I feel inside." :D

[@FatTony_Football]

@@ayokay123 Inshyde*

[@ayokay123]

@@FatTony_Football "fe-er inshyde." :D

[@robinmcinarnay7827]

He did the teeth I couldn't help but think of Taiwan Tammy!!!

[@michaelchang6654]

Pretty racist

[@bevalexander5897]

If only 10% of the population had Dave’s outlook on life…we’d all be better for it.

[@lifeisajoke2452]

Preach

[@jollyrogerss]

No they wouldn't, trust me lmao

[@rageraptor7127]

@@jollyrogersstrust me bro arguments out way my phd no cap

[@changer_of_ways_999]

Roughly 45-50% does

[@antetesija3033]

There already is. That's why the world still functions. But God damn that number drops every single day

[@matthewwheeler3192]

"They need to take some responsibility for my jokes" is probably the best line in comedy history

[@barnabyaprobert5159]

Chappelle is the most insightful comedian since Carlin. He's a national treasure.

[@davidkelly5836]

He's definitely awesome, but Carlin was in another stratosphere!

[@Ace-gi4bp]

​@@davidkelly5836conversly, so is Dave. They are literally incomparable.

[@davidkelly5836]

@Ace-gi4bp I wouldn't say they are incomparable, because they have a lot of similarities, in that both their comedy is based on facts and knowledge, I just see George as being much more in depth and blunt in his form. But that could just be a result of the times, because there wasn't the cancel culture nazis and censorship back in Carlin's day, so he could get away with it easier, whereas Dave had them coming after him and managed to dodge it, at least so far anyway. Carlin was so often speaking truth, yet people are so indoctrinated that they laugh thinking it's comedy, when essentially he was just stating facts, Dave is doing the same, only I feel he is treading lightly, and I don't blame him, because he's seen first hand what the scum in power are capable of. I fear you've taken offence at my comment that Carlin was of a higher level, but that's just experience and as I said, a sign of this dystopian shit show we are living in. They're both in my top 5 comedians of all time.

[@johnboylan3832]

Carlin was a little miserable midget atheist.

[@DaDelinguisher]

@@davidkelly5836they pretty much on the same tier easily

[@heathermetz6576]

4:24 “Everybody scream out when you hear your letter!” The car analogy of the alphabet people was GENIUS Chappelle!

[@patrickmchose7472]

Totally genius!! Took all of the sting out of the joke and just let the audience picture the moment. Freaking genius!!!

[@heathermetz6576]

@@patrickmchose7472 ABSOLUTELY

[@tremainehughes5974]

DEFINITELY 🤣

[@janeclayton151]

👍he is so hilarious, I mean he really makes me laugh I literally spit out my tea when he said that!

[@wolver1768]

Stolen Bit 1000%

[@janimay7564]

Dave Chapelle has been poking fun at all races and identities for years and it makes us laugh at what makes us different from one another. I love it!

[@johnwong4952]

@Bigheartoneggshells Comedy is subjective so if you don't find it funny, that is your opinion and that's fine. It doesn't mean he's not allowed to make such jokes and its not up to you to tell people what's funny and what's not.

[@janimay7564]

@Bigheartoneggshells People are supposed to laugh your way. Now THAT IS funny. 😁

[@julessantana643]

@Bigheartoneggshells Based off of your name alone, I can see why you wouldn't find a joke funny. Eggshells and all.

[@josephchapman9575]

​@Bigheartoneggshells why would you have to laugh for other people to find it funny hahaha

[@deaconstjohn4842]

@Bigheartoneggshells a joke is a joke, a 2yr old would get this. It either makes you laugh or it doesn't, but it all boils down to subjectiveness. That's it. If you get offended, you have a problem...because it's a fucking joke =)

[@One-Dimensional83]

it feels really comforting that D Chappelle is living among us during these days.

[@memekodd]

Dave is one of the great comedians of this time.

[@GumbyGoons]

AMONG US!!! 😲😲😲😲😲

[@juzeefruit9281]

Yes, i couldn't agree with you harder !!

[@palomaelegante]

A-AMONGUS?????????? **collapses on the floor**

[@mindyenglish5305]

That's why I keep watching the same videos over and over. There's reassurance that we're not all lost in a crowd of chaos and nonsense.

[@chinonsoonyekwelu4435]

"It's like his phone is gay"...That cracked me up🤣🤣🤣

[@joneschilufya867]

A weird timed phone call 😂😂

[@daniellogan3085]

As a G I can say this is the most spot on analogy of the “alphabet people”. Hysterical

[@chromicapop4595]

as an a with some major b leanings spot on dave lk

[@420rollinup3]

Thought you meant gangster

[@daniellogan3085]

@@420rollinup3 oh yes, for sure. Hahaha

[@onepartyroule]

We all know it! xD

[@Sofibrs22]

@@daniellogan3085 🤢🤢💩

[@laurioakes9249]

I love it when he laughs at his own jokes.

[@robertcampbell5485]

The analogy with the car is just extremely well spoken

[@isaacfoley6728]

As an alphabet person I love this shit

[@tweetdaone4450]

Me too🤣

[@realdeal8099]

You rock for that one!!!!!

[@ITIsFunnyDamnIT]

Same, I thought and have always found him hilarious.

[@magicmike6961]

fa66ot

[@lifeisajoke2452]

😂

[@pt20829]

I’m Chinese and that Chinese joke had me chuckling! 😆

[@thy_apostle]

This whole show is probably one of the greatest comedy skits of all time

[@kevinstewart368]

You should watch his black white supremacist skit

[@bobsmoot8454]

Dave is always a f’ing trip, no one is safe from awesome humor, everyone gets skewered and TBH thank God he does it, it seems everyone is wound around the axel, everyone just needs to lighten up, life is short enjoy a laugh or two. I’ve loved Dave’s humor for it seems like decades

[@bobsmoot8454]

@Bigheartoneggshells yes, many times since Dave started out in DC

[@bobsmoot8454]

He keeps you humble and focused

[@julessantana643]

@Bigheartoneggshells He has made jokes about White, Black, Native Indians, Asians with not even a peep from any groups but joke about the Trans people and they want him cancelled. It's ridiculous.

[@budaschbrenner7354]

Dave's humor is awesome!!

[@yousee66]

I'm 57 & Dave Chappell is my ALL time favorite comedian 😁👍

[@noodlessurprise]

Ricky and Chappelle are the bravest, cleverest and most insightful - they both embody and understand comedy. George C would be proud.

[@el.aye.bee.4477]

This fuckin' guy!!! my damned sides are in pain! LMAO!!!

[@fuckyourhandle91]

Bro when Dave said "SHUT THE FUCK UP ROLL THE WINDOW DOWN OR SOMETHIN" I was eating a sandwich and almost choked when I start laughing.

[@misterpsych3804]

"there's not a bathroom for you for 4 states!" - OMG - true but funny-

[@realdeal8099]

Never change Dave, Give em hell!!!!!

[@sarahr4099]

I absolutely adore Dave!!! He's hilarious and I'm so glad he's not letting people bully him into not saying whatever the hell he wants to!

[@edwinmhlanga5421]

"All those letters are their own movements, they just travel in the car together" 😭🤣🤣

[@user-hg4rg6jf9k]

The analogy with the car is just extremely well spoken. I love it when he laughs at his own jokes..

[@jeffreymunene]

"tHis iS hOw i FeEl inSiDeEee" had me heaving on the floor. Dude is wayyyyy too funny

[@AtGodsfeet35]

This is a classic. God bless Chappelle!!! Alphabet people! Hilarious he's spot on!!!

[@sarahr4099]

He's the only famous person I want to meet and shake his hand!!

[@Jon_Bonds_Jovi]

I wish we could just send all of the alphabet people to a place like Guantanamo Bay so that we don't have to see or hear about these disgusting people anymore.

[@debrag6770]

I can’t stop telling jokes about these people😂😂😂.

[@Ghost-bo8wf]

@@debrag6770 “these people”jeez you are immature

[@onesyphorus]

he understands the community so well despite being none of them 🤣 💯 chappelle is one of my favourite comedians

[@anthonychristianson411]

The "mommas dead" joke was god tier 😂

[@kevkev9723]

This special is an instant classic. I laugh every time I watch it even knowing almost all the jokes. I love it

[@zagliandani6816]

That's me right there

[@bubaruba9609]

They hate him because they cant control him.

[@esta7763]

Underrated comment. It really IS all about control, and the alphabet people will attack anyone that doesn't bend the knee.

[@EvilDeadRecordsVideo]

Lol he's totally controlled. Saying this stuff helps create more division

[@camm8642]

@@EvilDeadRecordsVideo or perhaps he feels this way just like the trans ppl feel there in the wrong body....

[@lostgrenadier]

Truly a master of his craft!

[@markritchey3768]

A true comedian genius, it's a fine line between offensive and pure unmistakable brilliant. And doesn't cow town to anyone. A true American talent. Enjoy while we can.

[@chuckhanson7506]

Never really new much about Chappelle as a comedian or as a person .... But, After binge watching his stand-up and interviews today, I have a lot of respect for him, as a comedian and as a human being ...

[@lesleyfahrenkamp711]

Same 😂 ❤

[@id10t98]

@6:17 you can hear some woman yell "Oh My God!" hilarious

[@killahgruvz]

I was at this show... and it STILL cracks me up!😂

[@budaschbrenner7354]

Dave's the man!!

[@atrinder8944]

Lucky you

[@TheKyrix82]

Was that your phone?

[@TheWorldBelow360]

So glad I’m here to see this man walk amongst us in these Times of such troubling hilarity. And that he is here to casual remind us, that when some are trying to be so oppressed and serious, the rest of us should just sit back, relax, and enjoy our miserable selves.

[@chromicapop4595]

You know troubling hilarity times are present when you hear hilarious weird headlines like “california makes bees fish” right after a npr broadcast on state something “headlining” which is not related..or cheese trucks too dumb colored to live

[@TheTabascodragon]

I'm a "B" and people need to lighten up this shit's hilarious 😂

[@charlesgushue2552]

feel free to yell out when you hear your letter

[@deviousdelibird]

Agreed! 🤣

[@DeezNuts-]

The B’s will take the V or the D lol😂

[@palomaelegante]

​@@DeezNuts-That's pretty much it lmao, we play on both sides to get twice the prize.... or twice the rejections XD

[@tatianarodriguez1580]

YES 😂

[@wayneasiam65]

"Everybody yell out when you hear your Letter."... Impromptu Genius.

[@garukoe]

Of all the diatribes Dave pulls, this one remains my ultimate fav. Never fails to crack me up.

[@kenforu1531]

There's not a bathroom for you for 4 states! Dave always kills!

[@adriansymphorien9597]

This has to be one of the most well constructed jokes ever

[@SpookMrsSpooky]

He is so funny. This man drops so many truth bombs, I've started calling him "The Bombardier".

[@Tobia7]

The T's hate themselves.....

[@rejectbaal791]

'This is how I feel inside' 😭 that had me choking

[@soundspire360]

If you put yourself out there People will make fun of you. Ain’t no prejudice in that. People made fun of me for being short, people will make fun of you for something else.

[@vakp799]

This man is a legend. Nuff said!

[@therespectedlex9794]

But I (for one) still don't know what a chitlin is.

[@joeyr88]

​@@therespectedlex9794cornbread soup

[@Tahitison]

I love Dave Chapelle so much, a real American hero :D

[@terrylovesenegal]

My absolute favourite Comedian. I love his guts, I love his truth and the fact he spays what we all believe - well not all - the 'normal' folks. Love you Dave Chappelle, smart, knowledgeable, wise, educated and so so funny.

[@antoniusk8893]

His walk that he does for the hitch hiking Q gets me every time

[@louise7552]

Lol me too.😂

[@OMGWUNSIU]

We have never needed Dave more than now… 🤣😅😂

[@OMGWUNSIU]

@Bigheartoneggshells the problem lies in your penchant for shoving your lifestyle down everyone’s throats. Nobody cares about your insecurities, go about your life and leave other people the fuk alone. Especially children!Pretty simple really… Damn I just watched the video again… laughed like crazy!!!

[@takarav4260]

@Bigheartoneggshells You’re exactly who needs this then. You’re way too sensitive. Dave is and has always been hilarious , as his comedy goes with what is going on in the world at the time. I’ve been watching his standup for over a decade and it’s always amazing and so funny. Life’s way better when you can laugh at yourself.

[@josephchapman9575]

​@Bigheartoneggshells privilege is genuinely believing your above mockery.

[@treasurechest2951]

@Bigheartoneggshells you say that like he has no idea about oppression. The self importance is what he’s mocking, as he should. But @Joseph said it all - privilege is thinking you’re so special and the only one suffering.

[@Based_Sir887]

Get over yourself@@Givebackthescarf

[@mrgreene3290]

thank goodness for comics who are willing to speak their opinions no matter what.

[@lindalape8493]

Dave Chapelle, the king of comedy from truth! Thanks for the hysterical honesty!

[@MikeOcksmallClips]

Oh when he said “what is this high school?” He was talking about the crowd starting to boo the guy for having his phone on. Didn’t catch that the first time.

[@joneschilufya867]

Now that u have mentioned it makes perfect sense 😂😂

[@calisongbird]

Oh I didn’t get that’s what he meant! Makes sense

[@MainDoorFrames]

I thought they were saying oooooooooooooooo

[@magellanmax]

"Hey! I'm Chinese!"..........I almost died.💀

[@ericakin6594]

I love it when, off the cuff, a comedian makes a hilarious detour from something unexpected that happens, like a phone rings during their performance. Chappelle is brilliant.

[@chrisbeloff6689]

Intelligence on another level.

[@MartinMutugi]

That Bane imitation was fire💥🔥🔥fire. This is how I feel inside 😂🤣😭😭

[@fredrosser5]

Honestly he summarizes the inner community fighting very well in this analogy ☠️☠️☠️

[@tialneu]

He is so unbelievable funny. I'm so happy that I grew up with his comedy program. 😂😂

[@KakarotSC]

He means the LG HDTV community.

[@lynsylva-bb6ss]

😂🤣😂

[@emberstoneify]

Fantastic. Wonderful. Dave is not only the funniest guy in human history, he also has the biggest heart on the planet.

[@VinayKumar-ve3wz]

"Everybody scream out when you hear your letter"🤣🤣

[@tztok-fatfuk802]

The first time i saw him go chinese, i absolutely lost my shit. Couldnt stop laughing cause i wasnt expecting that lmao

[@alanbalkany1438]

Dave Chappelle SO DAMN FUNNY! A comic genius, one of the great comedians of our time.

[@barryallenflash1]

I could NOT stop laughing! Thank you Dave, you just made my day!!

[@hummelhuxley]

The “Everybody scream out when you hear your letter” moment had perfect Don Rickles energy

[@peacelife]

Genius 👏. Once you can laugh about yourself and life, you are grown and know yourself enough to not get be offended.

[@zramirez5471]

Chapelle is a jewel of a human being. Also once they got to T, I also just started saying "the Alphabet people" - its faster than trying to learn their alphabet

[@jacobhunnicutt8474]

Dave Chappelle is brilliant. A comedian philosopher. A master of his craft. He sets the bar.

[@curiouswind9196]

Making fun of people in a way that those people find it funny is the best kind of the funny

[@DurelleKick]

Time and time again I find myself dying of laughter at Dave

[@audreybossman8369]

Certified T, lol. I have and will always love Dave Chapelle. He is a fuckin gem to the planet for all times.

[@desantotony77]

Chappelle is a national treasure! A genius. The best!😂

[@flyinghow]

I too am an alphabet person and I love this shit lol. Too funny.

[@dankyjoker]

still part of the problem.

[@flyinghow]

@@dankyjoker Why are you watching?

[@scootza1]

@@flyinghow because they are miserable and need everyone else to be too.

[@JoeKurr5]

@@dankyjokerdon’t care, still a funny joke

[@veronicaeugenia2231]

Hands down, he is the funniest man alive.

[@brandoncollins4812]

Simply the best to ever do it. Nobody is funnier. And its not even his jokes... it's his delivery. Even when he isn't telling a joke, he has me busting at the seams

[@justinmiller9236]

I love how the older he gets, the edgier he gets. True 🏆 on!

[@Itme]

Mr Chappell has rid me of many stress and migraine. laughter is medicine. Ty

[@timgutierrez2211]

Thre is so much depth to his comedy. If you said this about bald men, people with crooked teeth, or somebody who is perceived as a Hillbilly, the same people who get offended at DAve's humor would laugh at that.

[@blackknight597]

I love his act because he’s not sugar coating it just telling it like it is.

[@ogenevieve]

Anyone who can't see, hear or feel that Dave hasn't got one hateful bone in his body, hasn't heard a word he's said.

[@MJFUYT]

Always make me spit my drink out. Funny AF

[@TamaraInTanzania]

Same...i literally choked on my whiskey

[@tisabates2336]

Love the Chinese joke, spot on 🤣🤣🤣

[@freakboy40]

This is just next level comedy.

[@charleslabree75]

I refer to them as the alphabet mafia.

[@felaciosuxonadik8517]

That last joke summed up the hypocrisy PERFECTLY!!!

[@Benard-Dishawn]

This is truth covered in humor.

[@JadeW1121]

As a T I love this man, life is too short to not be able to laugh at yourself.

[@RobertN.]

These clips seriously need disclaimers for choking hazards. This man's jokes are too funny!

[@chrislafleur2163]

The best stand up in the last 15 years......

[@Sparrows1121]

Probably his BEST work in my view. I like his older stuff too but this is just the best!

[@rdelrosso2001]

This is less than nine minutes, but it's pure Comedy Gold! The comparison between the "T's" and Dave if he were Chinese in a Black Body was fantastic! Dave reminds me of the Late Great George Carlin, of someone who makes you laugh and THINK at the same time.

[@douglasrojas5535]

Man! Chappelle is the stand up star! I'm crying and lauging 😂

[@MrFg1980]

Nailed that shit !! Hey Comedy Central-give him the $240 mil you owe him...thieves

[@gryffindorftw6198]

The Chinese being trapped in a black body part was just pure gold.👌🏾

[@kodamag-bb2of]

As a B, I can’t see why anyone finds Dave offensive. Also, the T’s are out of control.

[@ginomarone8831]

8:20 - it’s absolutely brutal! Holy S, man lol! And the fact that even Dave is ready to roll on the floor from his own jokes (at 8:40) now that tells you sumthin’ that’s just hard to top...! A frickin genius!