Funniest Flight Attendant Ever

[@NickRooney]

Thank you everyone for all of the support on this video! I never expected it to blow up like it has, but I am definitely thankful for everyone taking the time to like the video and subscribe to the channel. I do plan on posting some more content soon, so comment down below what kind of videos you want to see from me!

[@chxn3gg]

Ive never laugh through 5 minutes straight on a video...holy cow my face hurts. This was just what I needed today. Subbed. Have a great day!

[@pedrolopez9716]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) you are welcome

[@tinuolaabimbola9449]

I laughed so hard my friend said do I need to go the hospital my mom was are u alright and my sister said I am crazy hahahahhah 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😋🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@user-wj8pw6bd9h]

Launch Gaming thank u for posting the video, it was rly funny

[@nazaninparsian8021]

Thank you it’s so funny

[@stomiks4274]

“For those of you traveling with your children, Why?” Best line ever said.

[@midheaven8991]

"For those of you traveling with your two kids..." "what you were thinking ?" Also excellent line.

[@mermaid960]

When you're traveling with 3+ children... O.O

[@ew8381]

Stomiks when we went on flight a year or two ago somebody said that to everyone and I was traveling with 6 siblings, my mom, and my dad and my anxiety went 📈📈📈 for the rest or the 11 hour flight. I was 10

[@Gondzhishk]

Mermaid Girl You

[@mermaid960]

@@Gondzhishk Lol, I don't have any children. Well, except for pups!

[@siena3629]

Once I had a flight attendant that said "This is a non-smoking airline. If we see smoke, we will assume you're on fire, and will react accordingly." 😂

[@jar4186]

Hehe

[@Wincognit0]

Bruh Edit: I say ‘bruh’ but this is actually funny..

[@AkaneTendo]

LMFAOO

[@kittu1589]

I wanna go in this types of flights😂

[@raihartley5348]

Lol

[@devirama1]

I remember a flight where the attendant said from the front, "Here's your seat belt and here's how to open and close it. If you still can't do it, call to one of your flight attendants. We will come and laugh at you."

[@stresslevel9003]

@@criardutson734 he spammer mate

[@CaribbeanVibrasLala]

@@georgestoller6339 Stop spammer,

[@abcdefgh-ce3fc]

😂😭

[@Eli-tk5vd]

@@BCastless bruh not in the video, she was talking about a different flight that she was in

[@nickgage1438]

@@BCastless Mate you need to work on your reading, or else we come and laugh at you.

[@Bamblam69]

My three favorite Southwest jokes: Be careful when opening the overhead compartment because shift happens. That hard landing wasn't our fault; it wasn't the pilot's fault; it was the asphalt. We have a special birthday. There is a gentleman turning 90. As you exit the plane please wish the pilot happy birthday.

[@beverlyhill9947]

AWESOME...REALLY FUNNY! THANKS!

[@yourbigfan1777]

Shift happens

[@yitzikaner7851]

For those saying he wasn't serious enough on the matter. Guess what? This IS the first time you listened to the speech from beginning to end!

[@ぜるゔいのす]

In my opinion it's ok that hes not serious because it makes people LESS stressed

[@ke900vilol5]

Spiting facts

[@Legend-gq4yb]

@@ぜるゔいのす u are right, but to be stressed because of flying... in 2020... srsly?

[@rainesc8739]

@@Legend-gq4yb Well there are people who are not really comfortable flying (but they have to). Just because it's 2020 doesn't mean that some risks in flying are eliminated and people'a anxiety in flights will go away like that.

[@Benjamin-bj6xj]

Raine SC The probability with the risk of flying is so incredibly miniscule that you’d have to live the life of everyone of the plane thousands of times to get into trouble in the air

[@omaramakhtari7600]

I paid more attention to his safety instructions than I ever have on any airline, ever.

[@saraiixy161]

Me too-

[@terrybowler7215]

Yep the best way to make someone sit up and take notice is to make it funny

[@rubiochica]

Right!! I never pay attention to the safety instructions anymore. Yet now I focused completely on what the flight attendant was saying. A bit of humor is a great for grabbing people's attention.

[@todorokisfavouriteobject9109]

Yup, the funnier it is the more likely we are to pay attention

[@kirstin6296]

Me too

[@peterpatton8736]

Had a pilot once start singing "I believe I can fly" So funny.

[@jessicarohbock5910]

"Ladies and gentlemen, it is a life vest, not a toilet seat cover."

[@TheTwinangels]

"Ladies

[@firecats5391]

"i believe i can fly" he might have been a bit unsure of how to fly the plane, glad you made it :)

[@darkpone3731]

I had one that sang "When You Wish Upon A Star"

[@itsreikochan2136]

Thank God you're still alive, dude

[@ray_ray_7112]

I sure hope this guy gets well compensated for his comedy act as well as his experience as a flight attendemt. He is awesome!

[@silly_hammy1]

He doesn't. I did the same job. We do it for da flight benz🤣🤣

[@solafrezeq]

“no one is texting or videoing at this time” *is literally videoing this*

[@SillyRamen]

“That your cellular phone is being used not for texting or videoing at this time”, but close enough lol

[@christinamitchell6796]

Lol 😂

[@Omegatonboom]

Airplane mode engaged. Fight me.

[@dennyfrontier]

I wish there was a genocide of people who say "videoing"

[@ZeroXF5]

... cameras do exist outside of cellphones >_>

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

The world would be a better place if literally everyone was as chill and lighthearted and carefree as he is.

[@serosero]

It would be indeed, jelal

[@jasonromanos8268]

Just Some Guy without a Mustache your freaking everywhere,

[@fbi1887]

Oh hello there, you again

[@akiknight3965]

Bro I just see you everywhere I go, who are you?! Are a comment section god or something!

[@worlddomination4840]

Heyo!

[@karenkosloske9557]

I’ve flown with him! Doesn’t do the same jokes every time . He’s a kick !

[@TheMrDawgy]

love flight attendants that are funny

[@unleasheth]

Holy cow that's awesome

[@maggieherczeg8893]

Same

[@hollywood8687]

That’s what we all need !!!!!!! ❤️😂🔥

[@hollywood8687]

Sarah 98 .omg really ?! ..... They did it properly before they did the joke !!!! Lighten up . 😊

[@AdMBandLeader]

Every flight needs such an attendant. Cool, serious yet funny at the same time and engages people more to pay attention.

[@The-NSA]

Flight attendant: No video at this time Video guy: *nervous sweating*

[@bethan4770]

im sorry but *flight attendant

[@storagerunningout8012]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Zpmsk4WKodOUfbs

[@The-NSA]

Storage Running Out yes please

[@TonyP9279]

I bet that's why he added that in; he saw he was being filmed.

[@koolstool]

Let’s be honest the jokes weren’t the only thing making this grand. His voice was just too perfect for this

[@KartikChauhan__KC]

True

[@rdgarcia6081]

It's just the gay talk makes it a bit funny.

[@noelle9216]

WAIT THATS A HE??!?!?!!?!

[@shaqirisquarepants8940]

Sounds gay

[@smilealwaysnatasha3423]

Shaqiri Squarepants sounds amazing

[@annalacey9392]

Once when I was little I brought my doll on the flight and put in on the seat next to me. Partway through the flight, one of the flight attendants saw that it wasn't buckled, so he put it on top of my backpack, strapped it in, and scolded me for being a bad mother. And I loved every minute of it😂

[@ethanhunt9150]

☺️

[@욯깅]

awww

[@dumbaspie5692]

yes lol

[@2ndlittlekingryan654]

And thats *-Wholesome-*

[@alondramendoza3985]

Wait a minute why do I remember a little girl behind me during a flight being told this exact same thing 😱

[@ComForCare_SouthIndy]

I've had him as a flight attendant one time coming out of Texas I think.... So glad someone caught this on video. He is exactly all that.

[@j3nni73rjerze5]

Lol

[@PatricksGS]

“In the unlikely event that our captain decides to turn the love airline into a cruise..” 😂 This man should be a comedian

[@williamwest4049]

Couldn't agree more. I actually got a laugh from him. 🤣

[@butters-709]

I gave u your 699 like😆😆😆

[@MenmaUzumaki-nb6ob]

True dat!😂

[@MenmaUzumaki-nb6ob]

The Phantom Maybe he was only allowed to do it for five minutes. Be honest would u want to listen to comedy on the flight, it would get annoying after a while. Also if he wanted he probably could’ve made this go on for hours.

[@HeadoftheSC]

Lol so damn true

[@wizardshark1127]

“If you don’t like my jokes there are six exits on the aircraft.” Dude just made the smoothest roast ever.

[@mikagesama1990]

So smooth, Sojiro Sakura never saw it coming.

[@shikaloba5928]

Lol 😅😅😅😂😂😂

[@mr.bananaman3178]

@@mikagesama1990 who?

[@grenadasoftworks9734]

I was your 1,000th like. You deserve it for that comment.

[@kristinmarie9056]

Omg! Until I read your comment I thought it was a woman 😳😳

[@KatiesChannelx]

Parents: do you want to be a flight attendant or a comedian? Him: yes

[@allthehandlesaretaken.]

😂

[@johanweldegabriel7467]

Lol

[@hydra-vn4fh]

Its not being a comedian, its flight attending with style 😂

[@alyssacalloway5353]

correct.

[@galecoldwell-coldwellbanke5477]

Love this! He was very funny and he undoubtedly relaxes those who are nervous about flying. I had a flight attendant on Southwest who was equally as funny. It was definitely a great way to start a flight!

[@GoneSawing]

“For those of you who are traveling with your children,” “Why?” So true

[@kaywatson6505]

And put it on the bright one.

[@GoneSawing]

Lol

[@savanna8898]

when my mum used to fly with 4 😳

[@Nosk0]

@@savanna8898 what in the world she was thinking about? - The guy in the video

[@DagmarHi]

Love this !!! Allways thinking it 😆😉

[@atmedolphintheshark963]

"for those who's flying with their children. Why?" Couldn't be more accurate then that

[@RasMajnouni]

Why would you say that?

[@mxhe.x2.044]

AtMeDolphinTheShark wdym I don’t have a word because I didn’t comment it @Tima Aldoseri wrote it

[@atmedolphintheshark963]

@@mxhe.x2.044 oh you mean you wrote your comment for someone else? Sorry my mistake he probably deleted his comment

[@mxhe.x2.044]

AtMeDolphinTheShark oh don’t worry I deleted my comment and I think he did too my bad

[@atmedolphintheshark963]

@@mxhe.x2.044 same lol

[@JDsVarietyChannel]

The "you're all gonna die if something goes wrong speech" with a positive spin. xD

[@roninalpha1285]

@@homaralexanderxg No channel promoting

[@suzannechiarenza9576]

AND people actually listen...

[@nickelhunter3129]

Yo JD!

[@stealthsoldier4400]

Never thought about it like that

[@FlipGz]

Everything is funny until it really happens 😟

[@molly-hv2iw]

this is by far the best flight safety show ive ever seen best ive ever got is a captain saying this "while please and thank you are not neccesary we will be silently judging you"

[@tardisrider25]

Give that guy a raise. You almost want to fly on his plane. Even if ya got nowhere to go.

[@stormy7028]

Yep and I'm afraid of flying not because of height but because I've seen too many movies where stuff happens on planes lol

[@dona4aloe]

Gamemachine I had always hoped to see him again... nope. Never forgot him though!😂😂😂

[@stormy7028]

@@dona4aloe what do you mean?🤨🖤💙💚💙🖤

[@Masties518]

Thst gay you mean?

[@stormy7028]

@@Masties518 what does thst mean?

[@HelloKitty-ed5cy]

Only time I've ever seen a plane full of people actually listening to the safety demo, hilarious... 😁😁

[@jacquelinebailey3118]

I agree. I fly most of the time now I know all the safety features. Lol . Very interesting education and fun at the same time

[@luitzimbert2243]

Lol I can relate

[@CAT.1966.]

Far out funny😸😸😁 shit still laughing ✌

[@maiaressem9026]

Hello Kitty it’s because he want their to have fun to Listen

[@CAT.1966.]

@@welshcobdequestrian3197 Planes! Not plains.! "Poetry darling " ✌

[@AshleyGossett]

That's actually genius as well, he's using humor to not only catch everyone's attention enough that they'll pay attention since what he's saying is important, but also to lighten the mood and help people relax, as flying is terrifying for some. Also, I'm sure he's showing off, he seems real sassy. Lmao

[@whalesharko4465]

My Dad is terrified of flying and our safety announcement was a video with a couple of funny parts, he kept repeating those and you could just tell he was more saying it for himself, trying to forget about the whole "in case we crash in water" bit

[@rishrish3476]

And trust me the examples he used will make what to do easier to remember

[@kei-dx3wh]

Ashley Gossett well he doesn’t really have anything to show off

[@heavnnnsent]

This guy is working the airplane but his heart is really in the comedy club. He is literally funnier than many comedians and I hope one day to fly with him!

[@landongoodman1492]

Ok see y’all 10 years later when KZbin recommends this again

[@thelastskull7516]

69 likes Nice

[@donaldchiang8299]

Hi

[@luka6335]

Bet

[@grumpity977]

Im from 10 years into the future. this was reccomended to me.

[@yessewesse]

Cya!

[@renjunsshoulder4181]

“Marry one of us and you’d fly free”

[@lr5927]

😂😂😂

[@Batman-lx9lh]

Sorry I'm kinda into buses

[@Batman-lx9lh]

@@sahilprusty Because My boss makes me pay to fly..

[@aditishrikant7711]

@Louis Tomlinson oh god ..... I thought you were the real Louis for a second .......😅💙

[@michael_koski]

Lol, my cousin's marrying a pilot this summer, and this is exactly it!😂😂 - Ana

[@terrimcfaddin-solomon8201]

Nothing like calming down nervous passengers with a good laugh. Thanks sir.

[@ezragraham9339]

69 likes nice

[@00l00-j2p]

507 Like WOW

[@norabracamonte4814]

Terri McFaddin-Solomon its at 666 likes

[@TheProGamerMC20]

wow 666 likes wth

[@norabracamonte4814]

iloveminecraft123 yay ya pretty crazy :o

[@Lkpriest]

Now THAT'S in-flight entertainment!!😂✈️💺🍻

[@beverlyhill9947]

BRILLIANT THOUGHT! REALLY GOOD!

[@wizardshark1127]

Flight attendant: “For those of you who brought children, *WHY!?!* “ The most understood statement to be made on a plane.

[@rosiewaller1957]

He was on about to my mom got 5 me my sis my other sis and 2 brothers

[@TXGladiators]

You can’t procreate no matter how hard you try. Children are the future.

[@kevinyoung42]

@@TXGladiators No one can procreate by themselves, no matter how hard he or she tries ... So, let's explore the options. How 'bout surrogacy and in vitro fertilization or is it still 1952 wherever you are? Fact: the world lacks parents, not children.

[@tuftyterror983]

We flew a night flight to Orland in December 26 at like 1 am in the mmorning. This little girl across the isle would not shut up. I am not trying to be rude, but she was SOOO loud. (She was like 3-4 maybe?) "DAADDYYYY I WANT IPAD!!" DADDY!! MOMMY! IPAD". This went on for 5 AND A HALF HOUWRS. She would not sleep. But then in April we flew to Las Vegas. The kids across us were cute, they were restless before it even took off, and they thought they went to space. And they slept the whole flight.

[@tuftyterror983]

The seriously thought they went space as it took off. "THIS ISNT AN AIRPLANE YOU DIDNT TELL ME WE WERE GOING to SPACE?!"

[@mikestettenbenz8743]

Well, I am offended. Offended I wasn't on this flight. Lol 😂 😆 🤣

[@chrissiebawn9357]

😀👍😀

[@username552]

😛😝😜 w h y. a r e. w e. d o i n g. t h i s.

[@clover4408]

Me too..😿

[@goosecat8517]

IKR

[@RiadRiad]

Got us in the first half, ngl

[@saranilses6004]

when I was 8 I was on a morning plane to spain, they served lunch at 9am and the captain said "I'm sorry but the outdoor seating is closed today due to bad weather"

[@saatvikkalra6061]

Hahaha

[@frozenhoney2628]

sara nilses XD

[@philattlee1]

'People found smoking will be asked to leave' heard on a recent flight.

[@melindakay0815]

😂

[@nohelya347]

I- *i dont get it* ....😓

[@LuckDragonLair]

I so love this man! He reminds me of a good friend that I lost when I was younger... Every time I see someone with this kind of way of making life just a little more fun, that really uplifts everyone, makes me feel like my friend is still out there. That bits of his wonderful nature splintered and spread throughout the universe because one body was too small to contain him. :) Thank you for sharing this video! (Sure it was 3 years ago, but still. ;) )

[@FireFang97]

I feel the same way about a friend who I lost to

[@solidmoon8266]

Somebody give him a raise. How he's able to keep everyone's attention while explaining everything in a way that's fun for everyone is a talent.

[@NatureAndBee]

Totally agree!

[@isabelamacavei1333]

He covered all FAA regulations. Brilliant! I would have loved to see him interviewing for this job.

[@dianalynn9285]

Right?! It’s the first time I actually listened to the entire thing.

[@kelvinmann7993]

He already gets paid well with free vacations lol

[@kevinbrown8792]

And it puts nervous flyers at ease. Brilliant.

[@marcussteele0]

Somebody please give this man a raise.

[@kizer0161]

he probably earns a fortune don't worry about it

[@ladder3257]

@@kizer0161 he… probably doesn’t actually

[@deeformed2475]

The only reason he doesn’t get a raise from this is that he dissed Southwest for being cheap by saying that, if you had more money, you’d be flying American Airlines

[@danielhortalenlet8002]

He definitely raised something doe for me!!!

[@deeformed2475]

@@danielhortalenlet8002 I-I think I hear a drum playing in the background

[@mrseveneight5355]

Everytime a funny flight attendant makes a sarcastic joke One Karen gets offended

[@NickRooney]

A great tragedy

[@Gfriend_Buddy99]

Already did... Like in a comments above your... Some people just couldn't get a joke don't they...

[@KillerQueenBitesZaDusto]

why is he making stories my little child is getting scared ( right bob? no? yes? yes! just pretend yes) he must get fired oooo i need to speak to your manager now

[@commandercody206]

Togetha we can stop theeesss

[@stardustlight8630]

MrSeven Eight 1:35 the Joke to karens

[@NH-tb2sm]

This is the first time I've ever listened to and watched the safety instructions and I'm not even on the fight!

[@emmib1388]

that is why they do it that way :-)

[@abinashmishra329]

😂

[@NissiASMR]

"Marry one of us and you'll fly free." 😂

[@legendaryroots]

remember one of us , is High maintenance

[@nerdgeekcosplay909]

OK

[@savageshot3723]

@@legendaryroots does that mean hes gay? I didnt get that part

[@anyangootieno5226]

I felt like being there actually during that offer😂😂😂who wouldn't want flying for free😂

[@epsilon-eleven]

Ngl, I considered proposing to my partner who is a flight attendant. I didn't know spouses fly free. Hmmmm.

[@MissSmith18]

I laughed till I cried 😂😂😂😂 “Marry one of us and you’d fly free.” 🎶

[@NetCerpher]

One would need to be gay.

[@user-rs3lg6un4n]

NetCerpher not everyone on the internet is a male you bitch nugget

[@cali_gurl8863]

Bitch nugget 😂😂

[@alphakytendo2505]

@@user-rs3lg6un4n Thank you. I thank you for roasting him 😁

[@logancressy2259]

g i thank you for misunderstanding their bad grammar

[@Neyobe]

LOL. He said “Don’t record videos” and “This will end up on KZbin”. I luv it

[@NickRooney]

Shhh, no one has to know a thing, just gotta turn the tables ;)

[@Neyobe]

Launch Gaming :D

[@yesno9478]

(Lenny)

[@Neyobe]

Omar Mercado 2:54=KZbin

[@Neyobe]

Omar Mercado 2:22=No recording

[@richardmills1505]

Absolutely brilliant! If I EVER get the balls to fly on a plane, I want THIS guy to be an attendant on MY flight.

[@nittany272]

We were flying home from Milwaukee after a funeral and he made my wife laugh for the first time in over a week. Got to chat with him after the flight, too. He basically said as long as he touches on the key points in the script the FAA has no issue with the comedy. Really sweet guy.

[@frankie3591]

Very Sorry for your loss.

[@67hutch]

That guy’s a legend!

[@addie-eileenpaige6460]

I think they'd be happy he does this since more people probably pay attention to this than the regular safety announcements.

[@Dutch_Uncle]

I heard these gems on a flight: "If you need connecting information you can ask the service representatives at the end of the airport gangway. They are dressed like Realtors." "If you are traveling with a child or dim business colleague, please put on your mask first, then provide aid." "After a controlled cash landing like that your overhead luggage is definitely not where you put it."

[@heavnnnsent]

❤️🧡❤️🧡❤️

[@laceylaszlo7989]

I have flown with him before, he makes the message fun and people listen. It’s not the same message as before, I love that he changes it!!!

[@pawwalker3492]

So have we. He does change things up. Nice to see someone who loves their job.

[@yeetreviews]

Ill have to fly southwest more often and hope he’s still doing it

[@jenjaradat6882]

I did too I flew with him . I also flew on frontier there is another guy just like him .

[@pawwalker3492]

@@yeetreviews - we fly SW whenever possible. Quite a few of their FA make their safety instructions fun. People actually pay attention. But this guy is the funniest. I almost died when he talked about low and on your hip, like the speedos he'll be wearing ...

[@joyhruska9377]

Me too!! He is awesome!! I love when I have him on a flight!

[@Jayfire]

2:21 “And that your cellular phone is not being used for texting or *video* at this time” Lmao

[@BatFan_Attic]

He meant video calls. As thats what can mess with the airplanes. Recording is just fine

[@dreampsi2]

when I was in London I was filming the Beefeaters giving a lecture. While I'm videoing he talks about the arrow slits in the walls and says "they are there so they can fire arrows down at any VIDEO CAMERA OPERATORS" and looks directly over at me and everyone laughs then he said "turn it off!" I didn't know if I wasn't allowed to video, no one said but I think there was info after that part that you can't record for some reason..security I guess.

[@Mei-dp3wq]

I was tryna think of the perfect way to type that but..you got me covered

[@SoybeanInTheMilk]

Video calls not video

[@pittiebaby]

Oop

[@shanarussell5549]

He's a riot! Why are my attendants always so uptight & no fun? 🤣

[@brandonlee8123]

“Your cellular device should not be used for texting, or video at this time” Guy filming: profuse sweating

[@doivid72]

hahaha lol how come I didn't think of that

[@GadgetMsGadget]

🤣

[@CyberRacer]

Idk if ur joking but video recording doesn’t require cellular

[@imdyinginside1919]

"or video tape at this time"

[@fuzzle5612]

I turned it into 1.9k

[@raemarie3973]

"In case you haven't been in a car since 1942...." LMAO..

[@Hana-ku9dh]

So true

[@scp-049-f]

I mean, most of the cars then we're either half rubble or under a tank

[@pizzyb2595]

@Nenethegreat W Sorry that you are un-co-ordinated, but have you no sense of humour? Lighten up a bit and don't be so sour!!

[@varietyaspens]

@Nenethegreat W even I’m not that pessimistic, and I’m diagnosed with depression- lighten up damn

[@JR-pf2fh]

@Nenethegreat W your a "Karen"

[@elaineb4490]

If all safety talks were like this then people might actually take notice. I have never been on a flight with a crew member like this so am grateful that people post these funny clips.

[@chr0min0id]

“Folks who don’t like the jokes, there are six ways off this aircraft” That sent me into hysterics

[@Hana-ku9dh]

Lmao I got to it as I read this and I’m dead XD

[@riozic3232]

Lmao

[@Izaakii]

exit doors*

[@numicago]

It was brilliant!!!

[@isaacmirage6696]

I remember another SW flight attendant using that same line a few years. Except it was 8 exits instead of 6.

[@eoghand9656]

You know your in for a cool flight when the attendant is wearing shorts

[@maring23]

Thinking about this more makes me realize how right you are lol

[@kimperes5987]

That's Southwest Airlines attire 😎 --fun beachy vacation theme. The good ole days! My favorite airline for sure!

[@wolfrainexxx]

Or he's preparing for the swim home when it turns into a cruise.

[@BonJoviMad100]

@@kimperes5987 Excuse me while I move to the states, and work for SWA, y'all be having some fun.

[@atr3512]

The... the likes they're at umm... 6 6 6

[@sunnyc8900]

I'm not even on the flight, and I listened to the entire flight safety message! He's good. And FABULOUS!

[@DiabloOutdoors]

same here

[@teneikalaprincess2669]

I know exactly what to do now in an emergency 😂😂😂😂 this guy definitely understood the assignment 😂😂😂👍🏾

[@larahuffmaster5857]

Same 😆

[@e.d972]

So did I.

[@marion6967]

I've never been on a plane but I know the security measures now haha

[@christineadam6764]

That was brilliant, really settled the passengers for their flight. We'll done that man.

[@brostrod]

"You'll want to read it before you need it" Feels oddly threatening

[@grammichal6759]

How are you easily triggered? You certainly sat up and take notice. 🤣

[@galebush1004]

Hearing that was fun! Thanks.

[@barbarabuford5795]

Hilariously threatening, Ha! 👍♥️

[@treatmefavourably9825]

yes

[@deltagaming5600]

“ don’t be naughty in the potty or you’ll be on KZbin next week “ YOU’RE ON KZbin!!

[@mydarlinrose3271]

Guess he was naughty on the potty!!!😂

[@maybesidd4111]

Loan Ta stfu

[@kamii6359]

*YOU'RE* jk luv u

[@sizzle1266]

you're

[@danielphung6146]

You're

[@aingealblue3035]

OMG - “flying with 2 kids? Put the oxygen mask on the bright one 😂 LMAO. Love this video!!!!

[@mi4936]

@Eleanor Pass There is one mask per seat, including lavatories--so there are enough masks for everyone. There is an oxygen generator that feeds each separate seating row, which produces oxygen to the masks for around 15 min., which is enough time for the aircraft to descend below 10,000 ft. above sea level. Below 10,000 ft., the oxygen in the atmosphere is adequate for normal breathing without an oxygen mask.

[@ishitadasgupta9048]

😂 that would contribute to your retirement

[@spatty3386]

i miss my sister sometimes...

[@mi4936]

@@katrose7838 Correct me if I'm wrong, you are asking: if there are enough oxygen masks for every seat in a pressurized aircraft, what would happen in the event of cabin depressurization, if a child was in their parents lap instead of in their seat? My response: Remember that every occupant on an airliner flight has to buy a seating ticket in order to get on the aircraft--no one is allowed on board for free. In reference to your question, the child in the parents lap has a ticket with their seating assignment, that was bought for them by the parent/guardian. Since every seat in that aircraft has oxygen masks, that child(ren) and parent(s) have their own assigned oxygen masks. In the event that those masks fall from the ceiling, the parent should ALWAYS put their mask on first, before helping their child with their mask. Unless it's an absolute necessity for the wellbeing of that child, parent, or fellow passengers, having a child seated in their lap during an emergency is safety hazard.

[@adrien_R-g5b]

im sorry for my brother next flight we crash but i dont think he's getting a mask

[@mahrukhsadiq1096]

He has just made a way for everyone with adhd to actually pay attention like I just listened to a whole thing of how to be safe on a plane

[@L4INDIA]

When you wanted to be a comedian but your parents wanted you to have a *REAL* job aight 16k likes is like actually weird what in the holy tree 20k???!! This is really an achievement for me guys , thank you for making it so so special! 30k!!!

[@Nate-yi5bn]

Google is tracking me help his parents think very short of him

[@asmodeusasteroth7137]

Kinda funny Gay dude maybe Atlanta

[@Nate-yi5bn]

asmodeus asteroth a price to pay for a dad joke

[@L4INDIA]

@@ssjpeezy you're the guy

[@HangingWithDan]

The job with the highest income is considered a real job...

[@robstockton2463]

“One of us is a little higher maintenance than the other two.” LOL OMG

[@viethoangngo2302]

I dont get it 😥

[@hilcia7921]

@@viethoangngo2302 I think it means their good in bed😉

[@summeroflove394]

Means he is a homosexual

[@vperkv6554]

@@viethoangngo2302 it means , he is STHUPER DOOPER

[@zejdland]

@@summeroflove394 what!!!

[@dakotadellafera5850]

"if you had $2,200 you would be on American Airlines flying first class" LOLOL! I am dead.

[@spikefoxed]

The funny thing is I fly American Airlines!

[@charlottearena]

Do you know it is $20,000.00AU to fly from London to West Australia. No kidding, not to mention quarantine if you haven't had the jab that is

[@charlottearena]

If you have that much money and you "have to" fly business class, why are you complaining and bragging at the same time I might add? If you had to be somewhere in an actual emergency you wouldn't care if you flew economy, right?

[@orchdorch925]

I was on a Southwest flight a few months ago and the flight attendant said "Your purses are not that valuable cuz you're on Southwest" 😆

[@dakotadellafera5850]

@@orchdorch925 OMGOSH!!! Hahaha

[@needygames2019]

Brilliant. This is how it should be. Making passengers feel comfortable, not on edge. Loved this video. What an awesome guy.

[@mrebenblockbuster]

You have 2 hours to think about this wedding proposal.

[@The_Beast_666]

YES

[@pranav1168]

YES

[@pinkflames6334]

Huh

[@randomguy1897]

In another situation it could easily be sound like a threat

[@dylanreed2951]

No

[@Angette22]

This is what happens when we let people do what makes them happy. He clearly loves his job instead of being a doctor or engineer like most parents pressure us to be. He’s making the world a better place.❤️❤️❤️

[@cassijane22]

What does being a doctor or engineer have to do with anything?

[@Angette22]

Cassandra Castillo Asian parents and African parents often push their kids to be doctor and engineers. When in reality it’s the kids choice to do what they want.

[@uselessalpaca6777]

@@Angette22 I can confirm that this is also true for Brazil, sadly

[@Angette22]

Useless Alpaca how do u know?! Voce é Brazileiro?

[@uselessalpaca6777]

@@Angette22 Sim skjsksks ^^

[@ghilishcambino8336]

I feel like if they crashed in the ocean or something this guy would still be able to make people laugh and stay calm lol

[@DagmarHi]

For Sure 👏🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

[@ermelinda2223]

@@shali1413 NOT WHEN you are stranded in the ocean 🤣

[@teambrad3777]

Like the band on the titanic. 😂

[@snarkfinder2621]

Don't you mean if the captain decided to turn the flight into a cruise?

[@Harleysangel1]

Why have I never experienced this on my flights, this wonderful man made everyone feel relaxed from the go and yes again, I too would've learnt far more about safety from his delivery... why oh why aren't flight attendants taught this method ... a humerous approach is WAY more informative! Thank you sir 😁💕

[@LS-Moto]

Not everyone is a born comedian.

[@natashan5815]

If only he was a school teacher I'd actually learn something

[@NickRooney]

Factual

[@TheShipMunksTV]

@@thesavage4835 Who Hurt you

[@jackal8858]

@@TheShipMunksTV probably a gay dude

[@thesavage4835]

Atishay Jain yeah you

[@TheShipMunksTV]

@@jackal8858 Well you wouldn't say shit like "yeah he probably teaches how to eat pussy" about a straight teacher would you

[@BizsDustbin]

Why arent all attendants like this most are just dry lacking humor.

[@yuliasihombing2505]

Too busy thinking bout se* probably

[@morganssmashingpearls3329]

Southwest Airlines does this

[@martyklestadt6766]

Once when I flew on a Continental Express flight (yes, it's been several years now) the flight attendant announced near the end of the flight to watch for your stuff in the overhead compartments because "shift happens." :)

[@thereadersclub.9158]

KMS Bismarck about a few days ago I was coming back from Texas the flight attendant forgot where we were going so she just said welcome back to earth

[@harrywallson8241]

@@thereadersclub.9158 I would like to have that flight attendant for my flight lol 😂😂

[@HelloItsVG]

I flew with him once! This dude is hilarious

[@lilyaileen4642]

You're lucky lol

[@FATI_SZN]

Your comment doesn't have that many likes for once Edit: yeah ik this aged terribly

[@mutedx1432]

No you didn't you're just trying to get attention 😃

[@AsktheInternet-compilations]

No he isn’t. I have too. He is a southwest pilot.

[@random_foo9712]

VG what are you doing here man? Play some roblox flight simulators

[@sarahbatcher6749]

This would make even the most timid flyer at ease. I absolutely love how he uses each and every instruction in a legal way but making it fun and not sound so scary. I was flying with a woman who never flew before and when they started explaining what everything is for and how to use them and in the case of the plane having any difficulty oh my she started freaking out, so when this man does it in his special and fun and laid back way it can make all the difference to some people. I appreciate him

[@taylang6101]

Who else got this randomly in their recommended?

[@depone6334]

yep, same here, lol, but its comedy gold, sometimes these recommendations are funny AF

[@yellowflower2067]

Taylan G yes!!! 😂

[@FPSkazuto]

me and im glad that i found this

[@Levemoore]

me, but it's nice lol

[@Kibo-gw8dt]

I did! Lol

[@karliecox3377]

I feel like most flight attendants should be like this while talking about the safety percussions. Because for the children it is less scary to think about.

[@morganssmashingpearls3329]

ASMR Ann Fly Southwest Airlines

[@zoebell9839]

I agree

[@torilynn2002]

Spirit does this sometimes too

[@melindakay0815]

Precautions, not percussions. Totally different meanings...

[@karliecox3377]

Melinda Radojević Sorry, my phone has auto correct and I don’t realize sometimes. I’m a ding dong. I’m sorry!!

[@HelenaVanCity]

Imagine this guy becoming a high school teacher? He'd always have 100% class attendance and more straight A students than any other teacher of all times! LOL

[@timeodaneosetdona]

Well they’d certainly have a good GPA but I’m not sure how straight they’d be after a semester at Camp David :)

[@Jennifer-hv2bc]

Are you a teacher or just a comment? If you are Thank you

[@HelenaVanCity]

@@Jennifer-hv2bc I AM a teacher, English and ESL. That's exactly how I know that humor works and helps remember important stuff :))) Thank you for your kind comment! :)

[@savedbygracethroughfaith3447]

Those were the exact classes I got A's in!! 🤣 history in the 7th grade was THE BEST!!!

[@Beyourselfqt]

@@savedbygracethroughfaith3447 I wish I had yours Im in 7th right now and mine is kinda mean

[@Stephanie-kh6nx]

I love watching this video again and again! This flight attendant always makes my day with this version of his speech, so funny!! 😂

[@firehorse4213]

*’When those masks fall, put the mask on the bright one - that one’s gonna contribute to your retirement funds most successfully.’* That shit’s true 😂

[@catty_5656]

Shit, I'm gonna die then

[@Timbone07]

Haha

[@themontoyas3712]

Lol I’d survive my little brother would be gone

[@jiyuw1202]

Guess ima die as the pessimist

[@kittiekatz34]

I snorted I was laughing so hard

[@nandydeleon4215]

"For those traveling with your kids... Why? " LMAO I'M FADING 💀

[@infiresman7876]

ARMY! 💜

[@nandydeleon4215]

@@infiresman7876 oh I don't consider my self an army but I do Stan BTS with all my heart UwU 💜💜💜

[@jellycup691]

Infires ARMY ARMY FRIENNNDD I PURPLE YOU💜💕

[@infiresman7876]

@@jellycup691 I purple you too! 💜

[@nandydeleon4215]

@@jellycup691 oh meh gah qwq

[@youngdreamer8425]

Everybody’s gangsta until the captain decides to turn the love airline into a cruise Edit: Holly molly !! 2.7K likes you guys are awesome , thank youu

[@luchogz585]

lmao

[@iphone5s468]

Lol

[@Jasmine-yi1iv]

LMAO

[@deanmiles9473]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bigsquisums6333]

Lol

[@tranqjl]

As said below many times, that is the way to do it. Gets everyone's attention. Give him a raise.

[@liseagnant4161]

What’s not to like? He is hilarious, he made that “disclaimer: you could die today” moment very enjoyable. He clearly loves his job and has jokes! I love it 🥰

[@freshrot420]

I loved it all too, except just 1 thing! The do not inflate till outside the plane bit should have been stressed more, perhaps with another joke to really drive the point home. That's one of the worst things you can do if you crash in water.

[@Realzproductreviews]

❤

[@xrizbira]

@@freshrot420 why?

[@freshrot420]

@@xrizbira If you inflate it before exiting a sinking plane, it makes it very hard to maneuver and nearly impossible to get out any openings that are underwater. Wherever float meets water you are going straight up and this will most likely just pin you to the ceiling, or whatever is facing up at the time.

[@xrizbira]

@@freshrot420 ah, for a person who doesn't even know how to swim will it inflate fast enough before I sink?

[@Alhamdulillah_rabuallamin]

“For those of you travelling with your children......why” OMG I LAUGHED SO HARD 😂😂👏👏

[@Littlehighwayhomestead]

Me too! 😆😆😆

[@cheese-y1y]

I felt really offended.

[@Alhamdulillah_rabuallamin]

Innit tho

[@thewatcher9480]

I was dead🤣🤣

[@aaryanjoshi6874]

@@cheese-y1y 😐

[@fnxph03n1x]

"put the mask on the bright one" - that one killed me ROFL

[@hoagieboy0771]

The Rope why are u not the bright one

[@Starrygirl63]

Definitely because he’ll contribute to your retirement more than the other one hahahaha lolol 😂 😂

[@kevinmay9151]

I think it killed the slow one actually

[@gabrielwood9345]

It's great to see all this fun going, as the world has been so sad lately. Bless you all

[@wm.d.nelson4912]

I think that attitude and relaxed approach could reduce flying stress.

[@ConkerHycan]

Yep, where was this dude when I was having a panic attack?

[@noahjones8616]

It most likely would but ultimately flying stress is something you need to deal with and overcome, just like public speaking.

[@noahjones8616]

@Beelzebub 666 I only flew once and it was in a 737-800. While the landing was rough and before takeoff I was nervous, I comforted myself with the fact that aircraft accidents are extremely rare. Flight stress is something you can completely overcome if you put facts before your feelings.

[@ConkerHycan]

@@noahjones8616 Not if you have Anxiety-

[@noahjones8616]

@@ConkerHycan flight stress is anxiety.

[@itssamfigueroa]

“If ever the Captain turns this flight into a cruise......” that cracked me up 😂😂🤣

[@Rose-xh1nk]

Exactly me too

[@sadie2287]

He’d calm my nerves down a bit

[@RAYTHEONGAMING]

*Damn it Sully*

[@ocelot..]

Same

[@killthekitty9758]

You don’t know how to do that but you don’t know what to doo I love you and your family and I love you and I wanna is life is the best thing to ever happen again you are my life love you and your family and I love you and your family and I love you and your family and I love you and your family and I love you and your family and I love

[@athorpe630]

He's to funny. He made it fun. Should be a comedian. You could hear a pin drop he had their attention.Awesome.

[@gibbletiggle]

Well the thing is, that was rehearsed. He definitely could be a comedian, but most comedians use improv

[@maddonacuhhh4041]

@@gibbletiggle Eh, no. Most comedians definitely rehearse their skits. They may change a few things after a while but there is a reason they don't want you recording their performances, or at least why it use to be the case. The content is regurgitated.

[@natashas.1566]

@@maddonacuhhh4041 True, that is why they constantly use the same jokes, including at talk shows. They just make smooth transitions to the joke so as to look like it was not intended but that they came up with it on the spot during the convo.

[@mickeygormley2240]

*too*

[@michaelc3977]

A pin drop? On carpet, while the engines were running, while people were laughing? No. Nobody could hear any pins dropping, but please pick them up if you have.

[@Mill2277-uj2tq]

We need more flight attendants like this very hilarious

[@mswildisland]

This guy was one of the most refreshing things I’ve seen on KZbin in a long time!! That’s how you get people to listen though!!! Priceless!! He needs a raise!! I loved it

[@edwardross6475]

I'm gonna fly Southwest and hope he's on it 🛫🛬

[@rbrine]

See y’all in 11 years when this pops up in our recommendations again

[@kylemullet1]

That sounds about right

[@jeremypalacios6920]

Cya

[@someoneyouknowormaynot2733]

4 days.

[@craycraywolf6726]

May you have a fantastic 11 years. Don't do anything I wouldn't do 😜

[@Thelilmissbz]

Rbrine 🤣😂

[@timaaldoseri7687]

For those of u who travelling with your kids.... why?!😂

[@iseethatimicy9145]

Biader Radhel 😂😂😂😂😂

[@kathikamholz1493]

I was DYING

[@vivianpham7742]

Im a kiddo, and i acted better then a 19 year old that was on my flight, since she was eating and talking loudly.

[@akechilover1000]

dolceama sweet Excuse me? That is pretty rude to say to them.

[@timaaldoseri7687]

@@akechilover1000 well nobody would like to stuck in with a crying baby for 6 hours, plus some of them don't behaive one time a kids was non stop jumping near my seat for 1 hour ( while I am trying to sleep) other kicking my seat on the entire flight !

[@fionasheepwash2718]

I wish I could be on a flight with him. I needed a laugh today😂😊 thank you

[@ykykyky1223]

“Marry one of us and you’d fly free” .😂😂😂

[@Ghhop]

Just remember, one is more high maintenance than the other two 😂

[@unavitadellamusica]

did he mean it? What if one of the males flying on this plane wants to marry one of the flight attendants?

[@michealsmith9009]

@@mihaiapstru7483 I think its you who's disgusting

[@rosewilliamson1337]

You know I think I may take the offer serious esp if we're talking about the high maintenance one🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@minastronasse]

@@rosewilliamson1337 Rose, don't bother, this obscene creature is into GUYS.

[@dxrkerrxses]

"Ladies and gentlemen, it is a life vest, not a toilet seat cover."

[@jas.per.25]

I wonder if something happened where he needed to say that

[@doivid72]

@@jas.per.25 ya do u think someone mistook the actual aircraft toilet seat for their life vest.... I guess it didn't end that well....

[@Trolleyatthestation]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@krystalrussell1783]

That's what it reminds me of.

[@dxrkerrxses]

@@jas.per.25 yes

[@michaelburman9705]

Does anybody remember when we used to fly? Sure brings back memories

[@manickitty2783]

totally. now every time I see an airplane, I tell everyone to make a wish; because you don't know when you'll see one again. I always wish to be done with quarantine.

[@sarahh1007]

What's flying lol

[@michaelburman9705]

@@sarahh1007 It is when people wanted to travel long distances in previous times in minimum time

[@sarahh1007]

@@michaelburman9705 😳 that sounds rather futuristic

[@nancydelacruz3637]

I threw up last time i will never like a airplane

[@ms.packer6080]

2:34 2 entertainment lounges!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@casual720]

“Two hours to think about that wedding proposal but you need to know; one of us is a little higher maintenance than the other two” 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@kazuro3949]

yeah we watched the video. and you don’t need to put 40 crying laughing face emojis

[@vyarose]

Azailicy 123 Rude 😒

[@kazuro3949]

Via Rose yeah what about it

[@vyarose]

Azailicy 123 I’m just saying you could be polite about it. If you don’t have something nice to say then don’t say it at all.

[@SSBKai]

Via Rose *opinion*

[@jenn0613]

He’s being funny, but also explaining all the safety tips and rules, I LOVE IT.

[@psw4763]

This is the perfect way to ease up on the flying jitters. Well done

[@meryacosta4514]

At least to keep atention....👍

[@psw4763]

@@meryacosta4514 So true

[@deletedc6137]

Yes it is

[@nl8989]

@Tony Mario bless you

[@jackcooper4323]

I wish more flight crews would make jokes like this, it puts in a bit of fun for something that is otherwise pretty boring but necessary