Funniest Scene From Each Starkid Show

I had to cut these clips down so that the video didn't get too long, which meant cutting out some of my favourite jokes! Anyway, remember this is just my opinion :)

[@19nmiller1]

"Those are stretch marks they happen." Robert's delivery in this entire scene is so brilliant. Not to mention how insanely hilarious everyone else, especially Joe, is

[@Emm_er]

I totally agree!! Everything from his voice and inflections to his hilarious facial expressions and delivery of emotions totally make his character. They're all amazing in this scene, every actor, but Robert is just my favorite part.

[@Shoob-k5u]

Body positivity at its best

[@SpeedwagonZaidan]

The fact that he's by himself in the shot is what makes me laugh.

[@graceelhajj6802]

Joe is always Insanely Hilarious XD

[@19nmiller1]

*NOW 2 PEOPLE ARE MAD AT MEEEEEEEEEE*

[@mistertea603]

If that ain't a Mood and a Half!

[@charlypearson9012]

AND YOU HAVE TO BEY SLAVE FOR A DAY

[@clearlynotchloe2714]

@@charlypearson9012 YOU LITTLE SHIT!

[@izzysauls7737]

The Gilderoy mouse prince scene deserves its own award

[@janelleraz]

A.J. needs a Tony.

[@tsukikumoon2890]

"Can't? Tease!" That's the best line delivery in the whole show. XD

[@gOat_GrandMa]

"Pig farts pig farts, here I come. Pig farts, Pig farts YUM YUM YUM!"

[@hallinguyen2169]

one of my favorite scenes of all time will be “luCIOUS **MALLOY’S** bOy” “malfoy- it’s malfoy”

[@pellaw8011]

It's... Lucius

[@janelleraz]

“dOn’T mAke mE LaUgH i’M PiSsiNg!!!...... what do you want from me Malloy.”

[@reallyrachell]

Superman: Have you ever hear of Mr. Mxyzptlk? Green Lantern: No. Superman: No...That's right. That's cause I do my damn job. HMB is seriously underrated. I love this scene so much. Brian and Dylan are so great in it.

[@therandompandaman4521]

HMB was the first Starkid show I watched, and I have been hooked ever since. Such a great show.

[@animorphslookalike9099]

What’s it called?

[@reallyrachell]

@@animorphslookalike9099 It's called Holy Musical B@man! It is a parody of Batman and includes a lot of DC characters. I highly recommend it. The soundtrack is amazing!

[@animorphslookalike9099]

Rachel C thanks! I knew what it was about I just didn’t know what it was called. I’m going to watch it now!!

[@reallyrachell]

@@animorphslookalike9099 Ahh have fun!!

[@pillbug-productions]

I feel like craphole in tto is just Lauren's commentary on why she will never have kids

[@JJ4EVER9232011]

Her dogs are her kids. 😂

[@pillbug-productions]

truuuuuuu

[@MisterAppleEsq]

Lol it's not like she wrote it.

[@capitolORANGE426]

Lauren Lopez being the greatest actress of all time for 25 minutes straight

[@youruethedaycarlyshay]

HOW DARE ANYONE TRY TO BREAK UP QUIRRELMORT

[@isobel7213]

Both of your usernames are amazing

[@jordan_i_guess5928]

I know we can all agree that Joe walker's/voldemorts reaction when Lauren lopez/draco improvises the "be my slave for a whole day" thing was amazing but can we appreciate Joe Moses'/snapes reaction as well, like him silently freaking out in the background

[@moragoncalves7911]

It wasn't improvised

[@atlascalliopecharon]

No it was

[@sunshinesolace3540]

It wasn't improv

[@holyducklord2425]

I wasn't improvised

[@amypond6740]

It was improved. Just in rehearsal not during the show.

[@bleunight9199]

"No matter what happens, you will always be a prince to me." This line that Robert said sounds so genuine. Also, the audience's reaction was the same as mine.

[@guinealover6674]

Most emotional scene from each musical?

[@AdrienneStarborn]

guinealover6674 !!! Because I need to cry

[@jennaxmarie]

So the whole Twisted show? 😂 that show had me a mess!

[@ClaudiaCATT]

too many to choose from in twisted

[@ironicappreciation4374]

AKA Joey Richter and Dylan Saunders make me cry for thirty minutes

[@vicklepickle301]

Starship: Jr's Mom's Death

[@cognitiveconnectiondressage]

TTO honorable mention: hohohohohohohohohohoHA oX LIKE ME

[@bluejadeblue]

me: let’s watch something new also me: let’s watch starkid compilations

[@h0neydoodles506]

What if I watched something new and it- *backfired*

[@isobel7213]

@@h0neydoodles506 Perfect

[@BuddyBoo-qz1dh]

I use, "I'm not on the tweeter" EVERY time someone talks to me about Twitter

[@urgaguer]

The "I don't need to see it, thank you" line from tgwdlm is so underrated

[@not.functional]

*and now he can’t come with me to cowboy camp*

[@misscutypy]

the Hermione scene in avpsy is incredible but the scene wjth hagrid and Harry is also so funny

[@val8869]

misscutypy ok but what about “oh my god is that a flying diary” like I know it was unintentionally funny, but it’s so good

[@lottie6187]

Mama umbridge??

[@IwillrememberAchmed]

Soldier #3 and Achmed - Dreamteam

[@thatonerandomchannelyousee9720]

Soldier#3 and Achmed: the only valid otp

[@aaronmueller1560]

Robert Manion by himself is a dream team let’s be fair

[@jito7377]

Damn, I thought it was Soldier 2 and wondered about the odd naming.

[@usagichanp]

Robert confirmed Soldier #3 is gay on twitter so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I ship it

[@ellasallie4865]

i think there’s a reason why lauren stars in almost all of these...

[@cshac2785]

okay but the funniest part of firebringer was obviously Schwoopsie's joke!

[@fairytailgirl123]

Obviously. Best comedian of all time

[@williamgowling847]

ccshac HAHA I LOVE T H A T J O K E

[@landon3137]

It's on the floor!

[@kaisetic3150]

*SCHWOOPSIE*

[@angrypanda5147]

Not gonna lie I kinda didn’t like it... don’t kill me pls

[@damgedroses]

The girl who plays Draco is amazing, give her an Oscar and a Tony and an Grammy why not?

[@dannyschiffer]

her name is Lauren Lopez, and she's amazing

[@pamesy-jatterson7352]

Let's just give Lauren an egot

[@burhanuddinmaskawala187]

No none of those all she needs is a rocket ship with enough fuel to get her to Mars and a space suit of course

[@burhanuddinmaskawala187]

@@cassiescreations4085 Malfoy ya little shit...

[@foxglove-woods]

An Oscar, a Tony, and a Steve

[@bridgetspector6703]

The proposal scene from MaMD might be the funniest starkid scene, I can barely watch it without laughing

[@dumblebee9167]

Bridget Spector honestly I think MAMD is one of the funniest starkid musicals

[@georgiairving1234]

Hermione flirting with Gilderoy sksjkskshsjsksjsjsks

[@mariaantoniajosephajohanna]

*"It's **_not_** dangerous. It's a W E A P O N"* Lmao, I love this line way too much.

[@meganrobinson9867]

The Hermione and Lockhart scene and the final goodbye scene are my two favourite scenes from AVPSY for two very different reasons

[@s76trombone]

I'd love a Jim Povolo vid, he's such an underrated Starkid

[@ellademore1506]

Is Jim still ok with he? I know they’re non-binary, and some of my nb buddies drop their given pronoun in place of they, and others are fine with they + he or she. I don't have social media, so if someone could dm him to ask or if you already know, could you please tag me in your comment so I can find out? Tysm!!

[@jacklim8184]

​@@ellademore1506 Jim uses xe/xir pronouns I think

[@anikathu]

@@ellademore1506 Wait where does Jim confirm this??

[@gwynneedshelp859]

DONT MAKE ME LAUGH IM *PISSING*

[@epicremarc]

A) the tgwdlm one isn’t show stopping number B) The trail to Oregon one doesn’t have THE BANDIT KIIING✌🏻

[@jmuells6212]

Epic Remarc THE BANDIT KI- ✌️ OH SHIT GODDAMMIT!

[@dannyschiffer]

trail to Oregon does have one, it's Lauren's scene right before they go hunting

[@soldiaz7261]

I hadn’t seen the Hermione-being-a-Wattpad-fic thing before omlllll

[@orawolfgram2838]

14:50 "You received the manhood a badger" LMFAO The delivery of this line is so well done and underrated omg

[@jimmy_the_squid9456]

Jim Povolo is arguably the most underrated Starkid

[@glob-herman537]

I love that most of these have Brian Holden in them

[@wishwashujaja8443]

And lauren

[@webby9044]

And our queen Lauren Lopez

[@jimmy_the_squid9456]

Brolden sweep

[@yorokobisami4737]

for ani, nick as a drunk obi wan facing all the flaws of the Jedi is my fav

[@JJ4EVER9232011]

Sami M Same.

[@dannyschiffer]

dude I can't believe trail to Oregon is such a good, underrated musical and they literally have a 7 person cast

[@jimmy_the_squid9456]

Even less, there's only 6 actors in TTO, it's the smallest cast Starkid has ever had

[@abby_clementine]

Charlotte actually sounds like a 1980’s housewife😂 Also... Clark’s face in TTO😂

[@meganrobinson9867]

I also love the bit in AVPM when Voldemort calls Bellatrix Quirrell

[@NotesApp]

Lupins attempt of singing “I’m Remus freaking lupin” is hands down one of my favourite moments of the avp series

[@JJ4EVER9232011]

I love Brian’s little non-energetic “phew” at the end of the Starship scene 😂😂

[@MagusAgrippa8]

Okay, the Starship scene with Junior, his dad, and his stepmom is freaking hilarious and one of the best in Starkid history. Orrrr AVPSY's scene with Gilderoy and Hermione. Both are fan-freakin'-tastic.

[@miaandreatta6037]

I actually think Umbridge’s opening scene is funnier in AVPS and the Star Wars plot holes scene with Nick in Ani I find the funniest, but all of these are incredible.

[@wildwesley9328]

Yes! I used to quote Umbridge’s rules all the time!!!

[@ezelfrancisco1349]

The audience groaning when Umbridge was announced, followed by cheering when Joe Walker appeared is the best part, TBH

[@crapholeyeahthatsme]

Still can’t believe Lauren improvised the whole “slave for a day” *What a queen*

[@singenstattatmen5096]

Did she really?! How do you know that?

[@crapholeyeahthatsme]

SingenStatt Atmen I stumbled across it on IMBD trivia page for AVPM and rewatched it a couple of times to see Their reactions

[@reallyrachell]

Technically they improvised it in rehearsal and it was then written into the show. (They clarified this yesterday at the live stream and I think in the one from the 9 year celebration too)

[@InkSplatter]

SingenStatt Atmen she didn’t improvise it, that’s a common myth. they addressed it in the livestream yesterday and have several times before as well.

[@natalielol1139]

its not improvised

[@yossarian2681]

Twisted couldn't have been anything but Achmed. I'm so pleased, thank you for making these! ♡♡♡

[@tllymrks22]

Also though I feel like you definitely shoulda had both of the times when something is thrown off stage in TGWDLM bc those get me every time. Like jeff w/ the watch and robert w/ alexa

[@flipflopzthreeonethree1873]

Oh god yeah the absolutely enraged "its 2018, and it cant even blow itself up?" makes me wheeze every time

[@leedraconis5793]

*BUY A WATCH*

[@cinderhoneyphoenix7841]

Robert throws the syringe he used on Emma off the stage too

[@dragonfire5308]

FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT

[@hotpotato8798]

@@leedraconis5793 *WEAR A WATCH*

[@grace-sj3xn]

100% agree but i feel like “ARE YOU FRIGHTENED?!” was important in tgwdlm

[@itswherethecomedycomesin8864]

"YOU. who will KEEP my HOME and RRRRAISE MY CHILDREN!" This musical is so underrated

[@climbinguphill]

"I'm a Presbyterian, I'm not gonna die in your dirty ass Methodist church" I freaking die every time.

[@jikkebouma5512]

nO! my woODY!

[@goodjobeli]

no he can't come with me to *_cowboy camp_*

[@livi1477]

14:59 robert manion, making us feel better about our bodies since the stone age.

[@rosedapple7754]

How could you leave out “goyle paste it!”

[@chiangyorange9511]

god all these scenes are iconic

[@dogbert1440]

don't know how you're going to fit all of sweet tooth's scenes in one video, but best of luck.

[@QuikVidGuy]

My favorite is the "poisoned the water supply" bit

[@amypond6740]

The scene for AVPSY was good but the scene with Hagrid where Darren can’t stop laughing is so much better

[@aarah1347]

This is humanity's eleventh hour................ * *Dramatic pose* *

[@jeanienguyen1543]

Clark’s face in the back during trail to Oregon is so funny

[@heatherduke7361]

I'm disappointed that the scene in Starship where Taz stabs herself several times telling Joe Moses to "walk it off!!!" Isn't there

[@kiki8792]

Shut up Heather.

[@hi-ln6ur]

My personal favourite moment from VPM is when Draco realizes hes an elf

[@isobel7213]

*IT'S CAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING ELF*

[@daltagnan230]

All great scenes, good choices! In Trail, my pick would have been during Joey's part of "When The World's at Stake" where he doesnt hit the note. The whole aside where he talks about 'big fish, small pond' has me rolling everytime if only because of how all three of them react.

[@unaobrien8168]

Bless you for giving Brian Holden the respect he deserves

[@macycann5222]

" well how the hell am I supposed to pop out of a trash can and not scare the shit outta you??" Is the best line in the show, nay, any show in history!!

[@extremenerd4989]

Am I the only person who gets so uncomfortable watching Hermione in that scene of AVPSY?

[@eviehowlett2535]

Extreme Nerd nopeeee

[@rachaelthorpe4465]

For a second I thought you meant you got uncomfortable when everyone was singing "Hermione can't draw," and was very confused. But I gotchu now lol.

[@alexiayuen2245]

i skipped it when i first watched cuz i got too uncomfortable

[@bethan2600]

Aw no I love it haha. “I’m Remus freaking- Alright! Hey guys, stop, everyone remember how Hermione can’t draw!” It’s great!

[@extremenerd4989]

@@bethan2600 no yeah I love the Hermione can't draw and Lupin can't sing scenes!! I just get uncomfy when she's coming onto Lockhart 😂

[@SamSchertzberg]

Funniest musical numbers from each show

[@blytheinanna5685]

Video suggestion, you could totally ignore this is if you want but could you make sort of a Clark centric video? Like his best moments in Firebringer and the tour bts and all of the times you see him in the background during TTO and other shows. I just love Clark so much

[@olivia6252]

Blythe Inanna Clark deserves the world

[@meganhash7840]

THE BEST PART ABOUT THE SCENE TALKING ABOUT MISTER MXYZPTLK IS THAT HE'S AN ACTUAL SUPERMAN VILLAIN STARKID DOES THEIR RESEARCH GUYS

[@gwynneedshelp859]

The most adorable Robert Manion moments?

[@wheresmywater9676]

Gwyn needs help all of them

[@tllymrks22]

My laughing sent me into a coughing fit because im sick. Worth it.

[@whatlenalikes1674]

i love the implications scene sm but i’m not gonna lie i think sing the beginning of moana is funnier

[@ottercos]

Why did I not assume Hermione can't draw would be here

[@nalinikratzin9334]

Maybe because you expected the AnD HE BiTES tHe KiDS HEaD oFf!!! scene ?

[@cadymatheson]

i think everyone knew this scene from twisted was gonna be in the vid

[@cadymatheson]

one of the best starkid musicals peroidt, this whole scene and the one w achmed, the genie, jafar, and jasmine is genius

[@jessnicole2774]

“I’m sure you’re really good at making things CLIMAX” The audience: oooooOOOOOOOO-

[@CantDraw-bq6pj]

23:50 marks the point where I officially sold my soul to Jon Matteson

[@amirahkus1443]

*"HEY!..........YEAH HERMAN!“*

[@funkiimunkiification]

5:33 “What?” “The fUcK?” AJ is so underrated

[@shelbybrasfield996]

The way Robert delivers everything makes it a billion times funnier

[@Maisymous]

YES FINALLY SOMEONE IS MAKING THIS ILY!

[@SpottedCat.]

Oh come on the whole scene with professor Hidgens singing was the best best one.

[@mchammar416]

IDK I think Up's monologue about his injury is the funniest scene in Starship

[@avadubbs1160]

“What do you think of this” *rips* “NO”

[@Emily-ci5qz]

Okay but consider: the shrubs in the alleys scene. I love your picks but thats another one that makes me cry of laughter without fail

[@eliasbergmann20]

Keeri at Zazzalil: You've got bear hands?!

[@juuvashi]

im sorry, but the “kick your head” scene will always kill me.

[@honeytea1046]

oo you should do the funniest song from each starkid show

[@luciagarcia4820]

That "YEAH HERMAN" gets me every time

[@erinmckenna605]

I was hoping AVPSY would be AJ's mouse monologue and I was not disappointed

[@kate.lorraine3191]

I love how most of these are just Lauren being a QUEEN!

[@sunsetsweeteay]

"I am a Presbyterian, I am not going to die in your dirty ass Methodist church." Is probably my favorite line

[@yamdostoevsky]

18:54 *i can feel his judgement from through the screen*

[@rileyherbig1537]

idek how you can pick just one scene from any of them, good on you

[@reallyrachell]

I LOVE ALL THESE SCENES!

[@tallieblue22]

“Let’s see you try to draw something better you little mudblood.” “HEY... YA HERMON!” This will never make me not laugh.

[@mg3873]

Notice how half of these are the Queen herself Lauren Lopez

[@andreawagoner4484]

Avps funniest scene: meeting Lupin Firebringer funniest scene: Tyblin putting her arms down and Ducker denouncing his faith in the duck

[@phantomlover1467]

"Ohh I see. You received the manhood of a tiger. Hail Achmead the tiger f*****" *me dying laughing in a corner for 5 minutes

[@jmxxl_]

Personally, I think the Djinn scene in Twisted is particularly funny, like gasping for air funny and laughing for 10 minutes afterwards funny.

[@megaygirl1804]

I have no clue who Junior's stepmom is but she sounds like Jaime

[@annacarrera5187]

Yeah, she is jamie

[@hecktor2892]

Hidgens is a king, also it should’ve been show stopping number as well as the other 2 for tgwdlm

[@tetrisblock9010]

god the gilderoy and hermoine scenes make me lose my GOD DAMN mind every time

[@abbyjenkins9839]

keep my home and *r a i s e m y c h i l d r e n*

[@tirzahvision]

I think the funniest part of TTO is when They’re in the bar with the general store guy

[@Corpseboo]

I love the fact that most of these include Joe Walker lol

[@youruethedaycarlyshay]

I love these all