rural high school was weird...

[@LavenderTowne]

my first storytime video in quite a while, I hope you guys like it

[@yourasimp5119]

Yay! Boating safety!!

[@no9772]

I love it

[@LittleGrayRam]

At my middle school, we would get bats in the cafeteria at least twice a year, and one kid that had been to juvie before had jumped the fence while we were running in gym, they found him in a Home Depot a few blocks away

[@H3rm0sa]

At my school for Valentines Day they’d make paper petals and hot glue them to a pencil with a Hershey kiss on top of it. So, my parents got me about 4-5 flowers. My friend nearly stole one when I wasn’t looking, but of course it was a joke.

[@LittleGrayRam]

@@sammikatz6481 our school dances would turn into ‘who can keep a balloon from getting popped the longest’ and I still have one from the last dance from 6 months ago, despite my stab happy friends

[@screamingforever]

The boating health teacher is the most violently rural high school thing EVER.

[@heath6802]

Ours used to be until they found a science teacher willing to take the role from him. She was a junior high focused teacher so she didn’t have much else going on aside from putting together projects for her kids

[@lynnstarr2048]

My health teacher told us about fishing and stuff :/ and he didn’t teach us about any reproductive things but he did teach us some basic human anatomy and physiology for the human body 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@imannatasha3302]

Tell me about it. There's actually high school kids who gets pregnant in rural areas cause they're so oblivious about stuff like this.

[@-ilovereze]

@@imannatasha3302 I feel even more bad for Hailey reading your comment-

[@thebossyfoosh_2790]

Everyone in the health class: PE Teacher: Sex ed? no. Boat time

[@sloanissocoolandgreat]

no thoughts. head empty. only b̷̯̙̯̥͍̌͝o̶̰̎̑̔̅͛a̸̻̼̼̋̄t̸̡̹͍͑

[@zee.mp4]

I wish I had that teacher. ಥ‿ಥ

[@strawberries-real]

Honestly boat class sounds d o p e I’d be down

[@user-qv2qf1jk5o]

i mean on the one hand i hate that just because sex ed is like, really important and this kind of stuff is one of my personal pet peeves, but on the other hand... i gotta have respect for this teacher having the balls to just teach the class he WANTED to teach as opposed to the class he was meant to. like, damn dude. you do you

[@paniniman6555]

AH HELL YEAH BOAT TIME!

[@elliart7432]

adults: Why are there issues with consent and teen pregnancy running rampant now a days? This problem is such a mystery! also adults: sex is icky so lets learn boating safety

[@PawzfullofPixel]

Adults treat us unfairly and we can’t do nothing

[@everett.d.r]

drowning is icky (sex ed is still way more important tho)

[@arianabova3177]

My mom is the exact opposite, I’m thirteen so yesterday we were in the bathroom in my parents bedroom talking about something random when the topic of sex came up, and she proceeded to explain STDs,Herpes etc.😂✨

[@CharissaJordan]

Idk man boating safety is important too

[@_optoast_2659]

Bruh if you let the OLD ENOUGH teen learn abot this garbage no teen would be preggers ADULTS WHYY DO U DO THISS WE NEED TO KNOW THESE THINGSSSS

[@thatoneguy96]

Everyone: expecting to learn about sex ed PE teacher: I’m gonna do what’s called a pro-sailor move

[@demdem7946]

the best one yet

[@valpost7886]

This is awesome

[@airconditionergoat89]

Lol

[@Oxymoron87]

A pro sailor moon-

[@sherry2807]

😂😂😂😂

[@mi-nie]

LavenderTowne: I- History teacher: Hey kids, y'all want to head down to the *local cult*

[@lichofthewoods1132]

I would like this but it has 666 likes and as a Sapphic Satanist I cannot do that

[@mi-nie]

@@lichofthewoods1132 as a pagan wlw, I completely accept that

[@Nyctic0rax]

Emily hey! I’m a pagan wlw too, nice to meet you!

[@leefelixsegg2666]

Ayyyyyy pagan gang

[@Nyctic0rax]

Lyssa's Straykids Sad Hours heeeey!

[@pixelatedrose1811]

I mean i don't have much as far as high school stories, but our japanese teacher carries around a bottle of holy water and during class time if a student says or does something particularly stupid, he'll "exorcise the demon of stupidity" and toss holy water on them. Its all just fun and a joke of course and the students love it. One of his classes got him a pope costume for his birthday and he got super excited. Also my art teacher forgot i existed once lol

[@Lilacflower123]

lol

[@Dressup_Doll]

Sounds like Shane Madej honestly

[@fishycracker5246]

Your Japanese teacher sounds like an epic guy

[@lolitheblobfish2854]

My art Teacher in middle school kept forgetting my name. She got it right my November minus a few slip ups but she called me April so many times! And then the principal also started calling me April by accident which made me kinda sad cause I thought she'd liked me but ig not if she forgot my name

[@heath6802]

The “you’ll regret this” note has the same energy as that post about the kid who wrote to his crush out of confusion about love that just said “Get out of my school”

[@laineydoodles9297]

Sounds like my ex when I was a social graduate in high school (long explanation made short, a social graduate is a student that chooses to stay after their initial graduation. They have an IEP.). "You don't belong here!"

[@emoryleigh2716]

Our “health class” was basically a hunter safety class. We got our hunting license and everything, which, I never used. We also had a biology teacher get caught by the state for selling drugs to students, but that’s a whole other thing.

[@hsmacaraig]

Wait wHA-

[@jeremiahmacadam9284]

😳

[@liviagavoci3742]

OK What-

[@naolucillerandom5280]

What!?

[@lenaevergold6622]

Our health teacher stopped at nutrition and had us watch a movie about an elf that was a bad friend or smth he was a sub cause they didn’t have anyone to teach us so maybe he couldn’t?

[@Ecapsora]

"Let me tell you some funny stories about my small town high school!" _proceeds to talk about teachers and administration ignoring thier responsibility to thier students in ways that range from neglect to possible endangerment_ "High school is so weird right?"

[@pappanalab]

Right?! These are all problems with the school system that need to be addressed.

[@Honeydewple]

Calls school about oddly satanic teacher. School staff: “oh yeah, he does that sometimes”

[@myshrekistheonly]

Lol

[@pappanalab]

Not satanic, Christian. Satanists (at least from the satanic temple ) are all basically progressive atheists who use the "freedom of religion" card against fundamentalist religions.

[@pappanalab]

@Ruskin Kat it is :)

[@cephnart]

That’s not what satanism is 😅

[@Honeydewple]

@@cephnart lol yeah. But I guess I was funny tho. 😅

[@mm-dh1re]

Here’s my weird story: During Sex ED, the teacher asked if gay people had to worry about pregnancy, and of course everyone said no. But then he said, “WRONG what if a gay man wants to sleep with a woman and what if a lesbian wanted to sleep with a man?!!” The class tried to tell him that meant the person was bi, but he genuinely thought he was right.

[@cd47art86]

Well, a couple where both are cis don't have to worry about it, but if one of them is trans they have to be more careful.

[@YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah]

*…um chile anyways so-*

[@sorrywho6683]

What?

[@laughsingay]

I mean there's also the possibility of trans men and women but obviously that's not where he was going.

[@williammiller6330]

honestly, sexuality is very diverse so.

[@Goldenplanks]

Imagine spending money just to send someone a flower with "You'll regret this".

[@mochibunnyan6556]

Tbh that guy who refused to teach Sex Ed when he was literally hired to teach that sucks. Like refusing to teach proper sex ed is, in my opinion, one of the main reasons STD’s and Teen Pregnancy are such big problems

[@jaybee710]

Its extremely frustrating kids can't be properly educated about sex - STDs - protection - periods PUBERTY AS A WHOLE is so confusing and a little scary. Its the parents job to take them out of that class and teach them if they choose why can't the other parents trust educators to EDUCATE them 🤦‍♀️ if you didn't want to teach kids about their bodies just don't teach the damn class

[@lorendaemon7945]

Yeah you NEED to tell people sex ed. Like it should be age-appropriate and everything, but you can't drop people into adulthood without knowing anything about how it works and what it is, that leads to disaster.

[@talia._.giselle]

I think it was honestly godly that he didn’t y’all just need to not be karens

[@cadynextdoorr]

꧁Tay Animates ꧂ and you need to stop ignoring the fact that sex ed is one of the most important things we learn in school. learning about protection and stds and what to do is so so so SO fundamental especially at that age. very few people want a pregnant teenage daughter or a son with stds. so if you could stop being 11 years old that’d be WONDERFUL.

[@talia._.giselle]

cad No , sorry I’m not gonna stop “being 11 years old” or whatever ..! But y’all still are acting like karens and it’s not something to be proud of ;-;

[@41052]

Okay but it’s horrible that he didn’t talk about sex ed, there’s a reason why it’s important. Swear Ohio will get furious with a girl for getting pregnant before marriage but then go and not talk about sex ed. Shit doesn’t make sense.

[@Circusmaid]

Um, guys.. i'm pretty sure sex ed is just a western thing. I live in the middle of Europe and I've never heard about the birds and bees when i was younger. (If i don't count my former older friend who told me all about it and thought it was cool to scar a 10yr like that lol) Idk how you'd teach about sex other than with science anyway 😅 Like, whats there to say if Its not a part of a biology class? "PP goes where? Ok, got it..." Why do you need a whole class about it?

[@cookie856]

@@Circusmaid In the french part if Belgium, it's sciences teacher and biology lessons on reproduction, sooo... (Well, our biology teacher put drugs in his cursus when we were supposed to learn about brain... So it was maybe just a «teach them the usefull thing to understand!»)

[@Hiraeth_Nightshade]

@@cookie856 In Spain too, we had the biology teacher teach us about it in the last year oft elementary school. Then in secundary school we had one class where someone came to talk about how to put on condoms and stuff.

[@corvid9657]

@@Circusmaid western sex ed is basically just "these are signs and symptoms of sti's and heres how to have safe sex/so don't have sex... also you might get unexpected erections and menstruation is a thing" it's usually not a whole class more like a week long course

[@memeosaurusrex3382]

Petra Sedláková because biology is more complicated than pp goes here and people should now what their own bodies do and how to manage them safely

[@elliart7432]

This story's actually a lot of fun. So a couple of years ago, my town was having a bunch of scattered snow days and the schools were doing this thing where they were like "we need to up the standard of a snow day so we don't have to postpone the last day of school", so they sent us to school despite there being a huge storm the night before. When we got there, all the power in the school was out and they immediately sent us all to the gym. We were all sitting and talking in the dark while the teachers tried to figure out what to do, when suddenly a raccoon appeared int he corner of the gym. everyone started freaking out and our principal either tried to trap it with a trashcan, or called animal control, idk, the story spread like wild fire. Either way that raccoon's been a legend at my school ever since, to the point where the school literally made us glow in the dark t shirts saying "I survived the (school) blackout" with a raccoon on it. The rest of the day was spent in home room trying to play hang man in the dark waiting for everyone's parents to hastily come pick them up, and eating cafeteria food that was all completely wrong temperatures. Everyone just affectionately calls that day "The Blackout"

[@darkdragon1620]

Thats intesting

[@-mediocremoni-]

LOL

[@siiriheikkinen2071]

Man that must have been one hell of a snow storm lmao

[@Dorkybunnyfart]

What an awesome story

[@danicaperkinson1960]

I can list off so much whack crap that went down at my school: 1. Three trashcan fires inside the school buildings 2. One school year, the fire alarm got pulled 97 times, none of which were for a fire. The one time there WAS a fire, every class stayed in the classroom for like 2 minutes because we all thought it was fake. 3. Had a random mormon priest(?) come to our school and legitimately, on stage, tell us that homosexual sex would kill us?????? 4. Everyone. Every single kid. All 3000+ of us. Got our electives mixed up. SOMEHOW. THE SYSTEM THING THEY USED. MIXED EVERY ONE OF OUR ELECTIVE CHOICES WITH SOMEONE ELSES. it was fixed after a week of school. 5. We had these ginormous trees on campus. Like 60 feet or so tall trees. And one day the whole school got locked down because one kid decided to climb to the top of one of those trees and they thought the kid was going to jumo. That kid was me. I was dared to and I was hoping I could hide in the tree to skip my history class. I felt very shitty when a teacher started crying and begging me to come down.

[@TR1S2626]

........wtf. The 3rd one really shouldn’t be allowed.

[@completely_normal111]

ya all the gay students (like me) are like being forced back into the closet. And the last one seems so embarrassing.

[@Cecil...]

It's ridiculous how believable these are. I could see all of these things happening at my school, except for 3. Also, I was the one who got yelled at for climbing trees. Hello fellow... Rebel? I guess?

[@guavasaysguavatheguava]

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[@danicaperkinson1960]

I'd say these were all possible only because our school was right imbetween a nice suburban neighborhood and the super shitty, ghetto side of town. On one side we had lots of drugs and wild shit and on the other side we had a neighborhood full of super religious straight laced folks who wanted nothing more than to "save those little ghetto kids." That led to the mormon thing

[@royaltyofarson9959]

I'm laughing at the Health Teacher who taught boat safety instead, like, w h o a, he actually did it, wowie-

[@royaltyofarson9959]

I uh...that history teacher at the end, oh uh, man I got very unsettled at that like, oop, no sir, stay away from me-

[@mayniaDay]

Teacher: Hey kids we’re going field trip Kid: where Teacher: oh you know the local *cult*

[@natashawilkie1901]

You know you went to a small school when you knew every kid in your class on a super personal level

[@ravioliravioli118]

I moved states and went from 18 people max per class to 30- it was weird not knowing everyones name 😅

[@MaeArt725]

Same, most of my classmates have gone to the same school since pre-k.

[@kegypie9901]

i knew everyone in my school--

[@shadowcat5889]

Same and most of my teachers

[@ne0njuice782]

Yep, I’m moving to another state next month so I’ll be going to a different school. it will be pretty weird.

[@Flap.Doodle]

I always wait till the end to hear her say “Leblublubluh.”

[@tricia3722]

me too omg

[@juxtgb6880]

Ummmmm okay??? Good for you???

[@samanthaharrington13]

The giggle in her voice after she says it is so pure!

[@pixelpudding3914]

Imagine someone in Hayley’s class, stumbling onto this video and being like “Hol up-“

[@kittengamer6696]

School: your gonna teach health Teacher; I jUsT sAwEd ThiS bOaT iN HaLF

[@oliviaconnor9359]

😂😂😂

[@MaeArt725]

My school did a similar thing for Valentine’s Day, but instead it was Hershey kisses tied to look like a rose. Most people just bought them for themselves/their friends. A story from school that I remember was my sophomore talent show where a few groups did tiktok dances, a 6th grader tried singing wine red, and I sang friends on the other side and accidentally choke holded one of the guys doing the performance with me.

[@jackilynbailey8528]

Same with mine, except it was only crush sodas. No notes at all. Pretty sure one person had like, 5 sodas one year.

[@MaeArt725]

Jackilyn Bailey that happened at my school too, though it was three I think Also why only crush sodas though??

[@rat3905]

oMG-- i love your pfp-- HSDHgbHF DEH IS SO GOOD

[@ellespoonies]

Phandom trash forever because you have a CRUSH so you send them a crush soda to tell them how many people have crushes on them yno

[@aleqsgecko5957]

Same but just lollypops..

[@prynxeofdarkness]

Me: hears ***idaho*** Me, an idahoan: "ah, I already know everything I need to."

[@Lorraine202]

In middle school, we had a kid who was a huge troublemaker. He would talk about dropping out, was super rude, etc. One time while I was sitting at my desk writing, he just went off on me and cursed then tried to blame me while I sat there confused. Another time he broke my model airplane I had spent hours on (very sad it was the most beautiful thing I ever made at that point.) The real kicker was when he suddenly disappeared. Turns out, he burned down the local historical pavilion with a cigarette and got caught by the cops. He wound up getting a mugshot. His name was Blaze. It was clear something was wrong at home. Wherever you are, I hope you made it through.

[@rimjhimdhusiya699]

That escalated from 0 to 100 real quick

[@nestorpizzichini3016]

wOAH. That started like, pretty common, and it ended in chaos.

[@_phong.huynh_]

The story aged like a smoker's lungs after 20 cigarettes

[@allisonr6263]

Blaze, funny name for someone who committed arson

[@echsemia]

Pretty sure there was a kid named Blaze in my elementary school (cant remember the grade but it was probably like 2nd grade or under). He stayed for like a month and then transfered to another school

[@andromedasignage]

That cult school story is truly scary. I can’t believe they would allow staff members to hit students. Love your work! Keep it up!

[@twilightprincess3886]

I thought that story was just going to be another Christian=bad thing but it was actually some genuinely crazy person who had twisted views like..... Yikes......

[@jasminreyes1278]

Lol they have this like kinda cultish group near my university that sends speakers on campus that litterally just scream at passerbyers that everything is a sin and they are all going to hell. 🙂🙃🙂

[@eden-kun5716]

The fact that it's even legal I-

[@barryb.benson8565]

@@jasminreyes1278 is it Westboro Baptist?!

[@void-xt8pw]

@@jasminreyes1278 that's probably a full blown cult tbh, a lot of cults do stuff like that at universitys since people just entering university are eaisly to manipulate into joining a cult.

[@glorious_frog4264]

There was a kid at my middle school who climbed into the vents to look at the girls locker room and he fell through the ceiling when the girls were changing for gym.

[@Nev1esomnia]

Kinda reminds me of a scene in a movie (forgot what the movie is) but this guy drilled two holes in the girls locker room, one for looking and one for...well....you know. Anyways the girls saw his little friend poking out of the wall and then the female gym teacher came in, decided to teach the boy a lesson, grabbed his little friend and tugged. I haven’t seen the movie but my dad told me about it. Kinda messed up if think about it.

[@noobmasterruben5167]

So.. Mineta from My hero aca

[@liliswan207]

@@noobmasterruben5167 My thoughts exactly xD

[@arandomcomment1092]

r/thathappened

[@laughsingay]

ew

[@im.melancholy7964]

“How not to drown.” *sweats nervously* (I’ve almost drowned a couple of times)

[@theREALsilviautism]

f

[@jordgubbe9187]

Me too

[@sammiller8925]

TheAnonYmous RiceCake a couple times?

[@im.melancholy7964]

Parker Miller Uh- yeah- like 10?

[@jordgubbe9187]

@@im.melancholy7964 dam boi, and I thought I was bad 😖

[@leatherfaceapologist]

There was a girl at my school in grade 6 I think, she was passing notes to her friends but the teacher who was strict as ever saw them being passed and asked for them so she could read the notes to the class (which is kinda weird) but the girl... ate the notes, like she shoved them in her mouth and swallowed them.... I went to an art school so whatever it’s normal.

[@sammoth13]

The creepy gym teacher at my high school: 1. Tattoo on ankle “passion meter” 2. Regular at a strip club and his favorite stripper was a student he taught 3. Is now in prison for embezzlement and elder abuse 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@randomgirlRose]

One time in science class when I was in middle school we did this thing to simulate STDs everyone had a cup of water but two of the cups had a chemical in them where if you put another chemical in it it turns red And we were supposed to swap water with people just to demonstrate how STDs work and for some reason I swapped water with literally everyone and it turns out my cup was the one That had the chemical in it so I ended up doing the entire class STDs

[@inkcomet9709]

AHA you were the chosen one

[@Skyllalala]

It’s a sign

[@trivkypeak-eye3557]

@@Skyllalala cursed

[@nixcleon6970]

My school did the exact same thing, but you were only able to swap with 1-5 people to prevent something like that happening. I only swapped with one person and got away STD free. He got STDs from someone else after me tho-

[@yabrofenko]

what is STD?

[@wends8979]

We were taking a test about the weather and we had to switch notebooks with our partner. After you checked the answers the teacher would say, "if your partner only got three wrong stand up". And he would do that all the way to zero. If your partner was still standing because you got them all right, he gave them candy. Not the person who got it all right but the person checked the notebook of the person who got it right. So the person who got the 100 got nothing and the person who checked the notebook got candy.

[@pandapan5797]

What the heck, what was going on the teacher's mind lmao

[@taylorgoldman130]

It’s actually really hard to fire a teacher, I had a math teacher in middle school who was incredibly racist. but despite my parents filing a complaint they didn’t even talk to about it, said she had tenure

[@chloejacko6321]

Two stories: 1. These 5th graders were playing a game. One of the boys was playing against a girl. She beats him, so he then proceeds to slam her head into a pole multiple times giving her a concussion. In the end, he really didn't get a punishment, all the school did was make him go to time out and stand at the end of the lunch line. (Don't worry girl is ok now, this was a few years ago) 2. (For extra info, I was a goody-two-shoes in 6th grade) I was in 6th grade and we had the governor come visit our school cause we were special (or something like that) we asked him questions and stuff basically the whole shebang. In the end, our whole class got to take a picture with him. I was put in the back (even though I was kinda short) and they took the pictures. In one of them, I made this face :T. The governor leaves and our day goes on. Skip to the next day and I'm called to the principal's office, one of my friends was walking with me and I joked, "What if I'm getting in trouble cause of the :T face I did." We both chuckled. I enter the principal's office and he tells me I am getting a yellow slip, and that I can't go to recess, and that I have to sit at the bad table, that I can't go on my next field trip. (Now compare my punishment to story number one's punishment)

[@zoesparrow6778]

Wtf schools are weird

[@salem-01]

Obama that first story makes me mad.

[@zochan4054]

I sweaaaar i hate how schools treat girls like shit

[@shubhraagrawal7552]

You poor thing !

[@blurob1326]

wait wut u mean by the girl beats him? like beat him in game or punchy kick beat up?

[@austinduffy108]

My school is public and crawling with soldiers, I'm not saying being a soldier is a bad thing but the school emphasizes that going into the army is as important if not needed to go INTO college. Every week there would be a stand in the middle of the school with soldiers there to sign those interested up with emails, programs, the whole nine yards just without being shipped out on a mission that moment. when the whole North Korea crisis was going on all at once those who signed up for an email got a letter through the school saying that once they turn 18 they're going to be shipped out basically, some kids legit thought they were about to be shipped to North Korea within the next few hours but didnt. I didn't really noticed how much they forced this idea on us until one day in my history class, bell just rang, and before the teacher could start her lesson 3 soldiers came in and basically hijacked the hour and a half long class to try and convince us to go to the military. And I don't mean "here's why the military is good." No they specifically went to Every kid and asked if they wanted to go or not, and if they didn't they had to give what was their reason and they spent a good 5-10 minutes trying to convince that kid to go. One kid legit was bombarded by all three of them for a good 10 minutes because he was high and wasn't giving a complete answer and they wanted an answer out of him. When they came to me I just said I wasn't interested, they kept trying to find a reason and I personallycwasnt interested at all. They asked what I wanted to do after high school and I said go to a community college to get my basic education out of the way and then go to a medical school to be an X-Ray technition. Their response? "That's one of the most stupid things to do!" And basically explain why it was bad to be in the medical field for a good 5 minutes as the class laughed at me before he than started, "well you'll be able to accomplish your skills as a X-Ray tech if your in the army." Than go into the programs that I could join once in the army like he just didn't bash the medical field just a few seconds ago. I can pretty much say I'm defiantly not going into the army after that train wreck

[@fifi5637]

this one time in 7th grade, our teacher trusted me and my friends enough to go down the hallway and hold a boom box playing music so that we could see in which areas the boom box would work, but we just ended up running down the hallways blasting rap music and screaming. The funniest part was that nobody caught or punished us.

[@roguebird12]

Rural schools are always weird You got horse girls And theres always that one kid who only listened to pumped up kicks M as a religious person that last one makes even me uncomfortable like yeesh

[@fiveoclock7829]

*shrug* let people listen to what they like, i'm not a big fan of the song either, but as long as it isn't blasted in your face 24/7 it probably shouldn't bother you :P That... sounded really bitchy, didn't it? I'm sorry, i didn't mean for it to sound like that, please don't be offended!

[@doorbel9084]

I’m getting war flashbacks to all the horse girls, the little horse girls would pretend to ride horses at recess, which wouldn’t be weird except they have actual horses at home... Edit is because I’m bad at English

[@lucidmoth1023]

@@fiveoclock7829 Bruh you say that but then you walk into the band room to all the kids playing it- like- h e l p (also playing megalovania oh n o-)

[@harlensdestruction7115]

This is random but I have a couple wild stories from my school if you want to read ---> My Florida middle school (junior high) had several bomb and shooter threats on several yearly anniversaries of the Parkland shooting. I remember one girl who started the whole yearly tradition of doing stupid shit for attention on the worst day possible told officers in our school that a dark hooded figure (very vague and ominous but that literally could have been anyone so they’re lucky they didn’t find someone to pin this fake threat on) who supposedly had a gun. She got years in juvenile detention pretty sure. Yeah but they totally let it slide when I was physically harassed and assaulted by a group of seniors/upperclassmen that left me mentally scarred and worsened my depression and anxiety. I ended up with PTSD, worsened depression and debilitating social anxiety and those douche bags got off with “suspension” even though they only invoked this suspension when the pandemic was in full swing and everyone was already quarantined and set up on E-Learning. I’m not kidding. I checked up with the school to see what else had happened but I didn’t get a straight answer. It’s been like five months now, I still have PTSD, my social anxiety is still a thing (I literally don’t know how to physically socialize with people because I have not been outside in months), and I’m considering asking my parents about pressing charges, however I’m sure it’s too late and other than school reports and letters back and forth to the principal I’m sure the defense will claim here-say.

[@aniyaturner6]

@HeyI'mDiamond bettah run bettah run fastah than my bullet

[@daemonoferror557]

My school hired the basketball coach as the health teacher, and so whenever we talked about a serious topic he'd just- get a guest speaker to come in to talk about it for him. Wasn't even someone more qualified to talk about whatever- it'd just be like "hi I'm John, I own the jewelry shop in the square and I'm here to talk to you about sex ed"

[@salt749]

nobody: literally nobody: sex ed teacher: today we’re gonna learn about bouts lol bouts

[@notherelol]

Bouts

[@coffins786]

ah yes. bouts

[@uwuowo6419]

b o u t s

[@everettbithell6912]

Now take these boxing gloves and get in there.

[@avocadoemmy4961]

bouts

[@alliejewelle]

In my “sex ed” class we talked about hunter’s safety instead. I guess that’s what they get for having the football coach teach us about sex. Anyway, the science teacher didn’t find out, but thankfully it was already a unit so...

[@sapphireshores6112]

Ah, yes. Because Sex Ed and hunting are the same things...

[@eclipse7417]

I had a gym teacher for a health teacher (We straight up did not have sex ed, but it was as close as the school got) and he got fired bc he was flirting with/grooming one of the students. So uh,

[@breadcinn208]

this its a short funny history: so we were in PE class and we were doing the things that you do in PE class you know when out of nowhere there comes a friend of mine and other friends (i was in 7th grade and she was in 8th grade) and she just said, "yeah, i dont wanna hv geomatry class, so i came here" she literaly wanted to skip geometry and hv PE w/ other grade, and the most cursed thing happened, my PE theacher let her stay and i was like WHAT, 15 minutes later her friends on her group called her bc the geometry teacher was verry mad and wanted her on her class and she had to go, but it was epic bc the PE theacher was just like "ok, you can stay but you hv to work". Ill NEVER forget that day.

[@briaiguess8834]

best teacher ever

[@localucid]

"Wasnt aware that was something a person could do" My stupid self: *Hamilton*

[@vitorialorena5726]

I'm perplexed! Are they going to keep on replacing whoever's in charge? If so, who's next? There's no one else in that "country" who rooms quite as large...

[@meeraglaize4168]

This is officially my favorite comment in 2020

[@rororowan]

@@vitorialorena5726 pspspssp... John Adams?? I know him, that can't be, he's that little guy who spoke to me all those years ago, what was it? '85? That poor man they're going to eat him alive!

[@marjanfarid1818]

Da da da da da da da da da da da I da da da da da da da da da da dAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa

[@vitorialorena5726]

@@rororowan Oceans rise! Empires fall! Next to Washington they all look small~

[@insertusernamehere3173]

My school stories: (This doesn't have any of the real names of these people, because they need privacy) 1. A sub once sent my friend to the principle's office because he "Walks funny" Like bish, what da fuq? 2. In elementary, a girl was very rude towards a teacher, and manipulated all of the students into thinking the teacher hurt her, when in reality, she attacked the teacher. Later she literally sent the entire school faculty on a chase through the school. She also was extremely sexual (Rather not talk about that) and creepy. She also had no friends. I learned this on the first day of school when I asked her if she wanted to sit next to me, and she got really excited and said "No one's asked me to hang out with them before!" Really glad I left that friendship. 3. Here are fake names I made to help you understand what happened. Betty : Bully Andy: My friend Maddy: My other friend So I had to go take a test, because I didn't finish it. I had to take it in another room. When I was returning, Betty stormed out of the room. She started ranting about how she was going to the principle's office for no reason, because she did nothing wrong. I entered the room and immediately realized, the room was silent. (Which was strange since they were doing group work) I walked over to my friends and asked them what happened. Betty was bullying Maddy, and told her that she would tell the whole school that she (Had a traumatic problem in the early years of her life, that I will not say because it's the internet and she deserves privacy) When Betty said that, Maddy broke down and Andy stood up for her. Betty then told Andy to kill themselves. Why did Betty say this? Because she knew that Andy was depressed and suicidal. She said to get Andy to actually do it. I then spent the rest of class with my other friends, trying to make Maddy and Andy feel better. Maddy was crying and straight up nearly having another panic attack, while Andy sat there in silence, staring down at their desk with a -sort of- glare on their face. That is why Betty is no longer in the friend group. She has been completely ignored by our friend group and we haven't talked since. The End.

[@megfleming5706]

Betty is a psychopath-

[@insertusernamehere3173]

@@megfleming5706 I'd go for sociopath, (based on other shit she's done) but yeah. She probably is.

[@nohintshere]

frick you betty also hi junko

[@Someone-ro5ct]

That's horrible.

[@insertusernamehere3173]

@@nohintshere sup

[@finch8703]

The teacher: I don't wanna talk about the " s e x " with you so I'm talking about boats Asexuals: haha me

[@smoorhouse728]

Mood

[@thedullestfork5406]

As someone who is asexual, I can confirm this is what it's like

[@bromied]

Flashflood The Hybrid lmao, asexual squad

[@jessakinney]

Moooood.

[@friendly_lefty]

I didn't know I was asexual until months after I graduated high school so, yeah... so glad my mom was cool with signing me out of it so I could spend that week of class reading in the library lol

[@hazardusartt9588]

My 8th Grade PE teacher was really tough and actually kinda rude. He made me take out my plugs in order to participate in class. I cried trying to put them back on. He was also my Health teacher and for half of the year I sat in the desk closest to him. He would make us watch these old videos about the effects of drug/alcohol use. I would watch my teacher’s bald head turn completely red as I heard him softly cry. I’m talking about I giant, old, bald man CRYING in a corner in the dark! When the video would end, he’d get up and turn on the lights. His face would be reddish pink and he avoided eye-contact with anyone looking at him.

[@Vozvy]

Wdym “plugs”? /gen

[@gailasprey7787]

@@Vozvyeither physical medical needs or sensory needs I’m assuming.

[@williammiller6330]

oh.. that's.. awful honestly.

[@milkiecookies4788]

you see kids, while this may be geography class, i’m feeling more like teaching english so please turn to act 3 of romeo and juliet

[@evan3687]

Elementary School: -My friend tried to staple his forehead. he was going through some crap at school and that was the only way he could think of to get attention to it. -We had an older basket ball hoop that while some of the kids were playing basketball fell and hit a girl's head. Middle school: -Kid threatened to shoot up the school -Another kid was found huffing sharpies in the bathroom. -A group of girls in my chorus were vaping in the back of the class while we had a sub. I was in the room but have a very poor sense of smell so I didn't know until after they got found out. -Several of the same girls overdosed on edibles later that month. Starting highschool this year • ▽ •;

[@insertusernamehere3173]

Oof, good luck buddy

[@katiemuskopf9883]

Same bro. Fingers crossed for the both of us

[@marsbars2286]

Good luck...

[@charliecaturnip4438]

I stapled my finger at work recently lmaooo

[@thedoodleverseart]

... I've been through 2 school drug searches and 2 shooter threats, as well as being on the outside of 1 bomb threat (I was attending a different school but my boyfriend was attending the threatened one)

[@nunyabizness3101]

I loved the science teachers in my high school. My chemistry teacher brought in bunsen burners and had us make smores over them. ( he is currently somewhere in the Mediterranean with his fiance ) My bio teacher in highschool called up the principal, told him we were going on a "Nature Walk" field trip, and walked us down to the local Dunkin Donuts to get hot cocoa and donuts. My Physical Science teacher allowed me to rollerskate down the hallways pushing a rolling chair while dressed in a Jake The Dog costume. Good times

[@TheMimiandbb]

Not teaching sex ed is the most American rural high school thing I have ever heard. I'm from Texas and we're an abstinence only state, so my sex ed was "don't"

[@mahydna]

At least your high school mascot wasn’t “The Hillbillies” 😔😔

[@emi-ne1kv]

DHJEJDHDJE IM SORRY THATS TOO FUNNY

[@mahydna]

@@emi-ne1kv I hate my hometown lmfaoooo We were told to have “Hillbilly Pride” 😔

[@emi-ne1kv]

@@mahydna oh my god,,, im so sorry that sounds so bad 😔😔 oh god

[@Grace-md8dv]

@@mahydna mear mortals, you have nothing on me, for my school mascot is.... *The rocks* I'm not even joking.

[@mahydna]

@@Grace-md8dv i would have a lot more school spirit for the Rocks instead of the Hillbillies

[@silversickle6015]

"I wasnt aware that was something a person could do" Me: HAMILTON?

[@rat3905]

IM PERPLEXED. ARE THEY GOING TO KEEP ON REPLACING WHOEVER'S IN CHARGE, IF SO, WHO'S NEEEEXXT?

[@-satanicpanic-]

I'M PeRpLeXeD

[@yumikio]

I was literally thinking the same thing!

[@amythistowo8377]

@@rat3905 THERE'S NOBODY ELSE IN THEIR COUNTY WHO LOOMS QUITE AS LAAAARGE!!

[@scratchedcds]

dude same

[@malevaistudio2105]

Educational system : Let's talk about sex! Teacher : *DON'T DROWN KIDS* Edit : omg, 687 likes ? °^° Thank youuu !

[@BARKZIM]

Tbh that teacher would prolly save my life because I can’t *swim*

[@lilylim6081]

XD

[@fememoboy7601]

Oh well, boats are Morse interesting the smex

[@taltzi]

commas save lives

[@lorx9425]

*add a comma right now or that will be forever cursed*

[@sillylady4658]

When I was in 7th grade we had this classmate who was AWFUL. He'd grab things without permission and then run for you to chase him. I was the only one who stood up for herself and told him it was annoying (I know most of them didn't like it because they'd tell everybody EXCEPT the guy how they didn't like that). So one day he took a rubber that I had, I took it back from his hand and told him "you can't grab my stuff without asking" AND HE GOT MAD??? So he picked up a rubber + pencil sharpener I had AND THREW IT TO THE FLOOR and it kinda broke. I was so mad, I shouted at him for like 5 minutes straight about how annoying he was, my teacher told me to go to the bathroom to calm down (and according to my friends, the teacher scolded him in the meanwhile). When I came back he started shouting "you're a monster!!! you screamed so loud!!! you're crazy!!!" and I obviously ignored him because he was a dumbass. So, fast forward some days, he literally grabbed another classmate's HEAD AND TRIED TO KNOCK IT AGAINST A TABLE AND THEN A WALL but I guess I am the crazy one, right?? Anyways he wants me to forgive him but I can't trust him because the year after that he told me I was his best friend just so he could copy off my homework. So no, I don't think I will forgive him

[@thirdmusketeerunderscore]

Wow

[@atermis4184]

I had weird exprience with our "health" class (well, in our country sex ed is not allowed, so we have "preparations to family life" instead. It's mostly about puberty, but it's not very good organised). We didn't have to attend if our parents let us, so most of the class wasn't going, since we knew this teacher, and she... wasn't the best. But one time she had to replace one of the teachers, so she started "health" lesson with us. She told us, that if we don't know our pros and cons, we will be: murderers, homeless, drug users, MENTALY ILL, poor, HOMOSEXUAL and... ARTISTS. I used to draw a lot in class (sometimes still do), so when I heard that... I wanted to laugh, but also cry? Next time, she gave us little card with a exersise... which was: Girls can: can't: should: Boys can: can't: should: She also told us, which works should girls do, and which should boys. Since then only one person went to this class.

[@fag1626]

You that shit’s messed up

[@surinasinghal3090]

this is the weirdest class ever..i hope i don't get it

[@reaper253]

Wtf thats *messed up.* *VERY* messed up.

[@arandomcomment1092]

What prudish country do you live in where sex ed is illegal?

[@surinasinghal3090]

@@arandomcomment1092 i live in india there's isn't sex ed in our country

[@InGodWeTrust12345]

My principal didn’t believe I was being bullied cuz I’m tall :(

[@derutceldoor7410]

what kind of logic is that?

[@faithg5250]

Eh, you're better than them

[@parkerposies3538]

what-

[@roxaroo]

If you are having trouble with the bullies try telling everyone you trust about it, so they can help you, e.g. your parents and the teachers. If they tell you the standard excuses like "try to ignore them" etc. then don't turn away and let it be it. When I was young I got bullied for years and my parents used to tell me to ignore the bullies - which obviously didn't work - but I stopped telling them and so they assumed it got better / they didn't know it continued until I gratuated. Nowadays they are sorry for not helping me, but they simply didn't know any better, that's why you should keep telling them about it and asking them to help you. Tell them how you feel about it so they know it hurts you and it is not easily brushed off by ignoring. I wish you the best of luck and don't give up!

[@_Sofi_229]

The highschool principal got decked in the face with a trash can during a schoolwide fight that started over six dollars.

[@_Sofi_229]

@@jessebutchman Hamilton is life. Also a great go to when trying to stage a coup in high school to knock a teacher off her high horse.

[@_Sofi_229]

@Zayra Maldonado Haha yeah. There was an group of kids in my high school who tried to get enough people to complain about a certain teacher after she dismissed my assault and told me to "get over it".

[@MJ-zl3vo]

Alternate Title: The American Education System is terrible

[@spaghettibete4286]

Agreed.

[@_phong.huynh_]

Not terrible, it's like a big joke that has no punchline

[@_phong.huynh_]

Actually, that sounded dumb; It *is* terrible tbh But not as terrible as the Healthcare System 😬

[@carolinebrett8816]

Me: one of three theatre kids in my school after the others all graduated. School: yeah, we don’t have enough kids for drama classes or the musical 3 theatre kids: “Why do we live... just to suffer!?”

[@whispers276]

I live in a small town and a poor community. But there's a surprising amount of drama, so I have a few stories. So at my school, the elementary gym floor is falling apart. There's cracks in it. water leaking through. and some parts are loose. The high school gym floor had been there for around 30 years and was still in great condition. A bunch of people were asking for the elementary floor to be replaced, and which floor does the school replace? tHe hIgH sChOoL's. That and they copied a rival school's logo only with different colors, which pissed off all of the students. There have been multiple occasions at middle school dances where someone spiked the punch and half the kids ended up drunk. Also, after the homecoming football game every year, there's a huge bonfire on the track with very few teachers/adults, if any. Our school does a Valentine's Day thing where you can get a strawberry Crush soda delivered to someone. There's also an option for flowers. One year, My friend got 2 Crushes and a bouquet of roses delivered. She's kind of invisible to almost everyone, so it really surprised everyone. She also found flowers in her locker almost every day. The guy that she liked ended up going to the hospital for some reason and it suddenly stopped. Turns out, he had an unsettling obsession with her, and it was scary how well he hid it. My friend ended up moving shortly afterwards, so everything ended up fine. The choir asked the school board for new music for the Christmas concert. We waited 4 months without it getting approved and we ended up singing the national anthem and the school song. It was pretty boring. At our school, there's a teacher that low-key looks like Jesus and another teacher who everybody just calls Satan(and he wears that nickname like a freaking badge of honor). Those two teachers have the most passive-aggressive and just absolutely hilarious feud and its amazing.

[@amethyst4578]

TL;DR Your friend almost got a yandere boyfriend but he went to the hospital so it was fine.

[@Mel-qr5ob]

Omg i cant believe that "health class" teacher. We had a male teacher who was too embarrassed as well... but he just chucked on an educational movies like "how babies are made", "why is my body changing?" "what are stds?" Etc and left the room to read a book outside, like at least he somewhat attempted to educate us even if he didn't actually do anything himself.

[@davidmalkin1907]

in middle school our school always had just one problem with animals. literally, every time we went to gym a roach was shmushed by the door. a bird got caught in the wire gate on the roof (which was recces) and for weeks the skeleton was left there for weeks.

[@sherbett4016]

1: in middle school, one kid shattered a food tray slamming it on another kid’s head waiting in Line 2: a group of about 20 kids in my grade got busted for overdosing on Xanax 3: Spanish teacher busted for marijuana usage 4: for a band trip, one of my (random) roommates, (each room has 4 people in it), met 2 random girls at a restaurant we stopped at and had them come over to our room to “bring him food,” they delivered him food and stayed and flirted in the room afterwards, they stayed in the bathroom area , and thankfully the teacher came to check on the room to break up the whole thing, the kid made the excuse that they were his cousins, despite NOT EVEN KNOWING THEIR NAMES, he also nearly got caught vaping, later that night, he FaceTimed them for like 2 hours on speaker til 1 am even though we were on a strict sleep schedule, the whole thing was super uncomfortable to be around. I kind of just sat in a corner of the room for the majority of it.

[@corruptpasta]

Sherbet T there’s 69 likes I can’t ruin that

[@Demon_Idiot]

Iris frey it’s at 70 now

[@corruptpasta]

Fellkitten NOOOOoooooOoO

[@Demon_Idiot]

Iris frey some people just want to see the world burn

[@amethyst_cat9532]

A high school story about another unsanctioned field trip One of my science teachers was 100% done with everything. My class was mostly problem kids and slackers and only two or three people actually tried to learn anything. (Most of what I learned in that class was from the psychology videos I watched on my school laptop after my work was done.) One day she decides to take us out to Steak n Shake. No warning, no planning, just "hey we're going to Steak n Shake and don't tell anyone or I'll get in huge trouble." This definitely raised some red flags, and when I voiced this concern (parental permissions? At least having someone know where we were in case someone got in an accident?) she let me stay back. So I and one other student stayed in that classroom for the entire long period while everyone else grabbed an early lunch at Steak n Shake. No one got in a car accident and the other girl and I sat alone in the classroom and listened to Dear Evan Hansen, but that whole thing still rubs me the wrong way. If something had happened to them, only we would have any idea of where they were. We were completely unsupervised and I'm pretty sure it was illegal to leave us with no adult supervision for over an hour. I ended up reporting it to my guidance counselor, but thankfully the teacher never found out it was me.

[@nicotbh8304]

Principal: “We’re gonna finish the gym!” The School: “No… *traffic lights in the rooms* “

[@butteredbananas1394]

I remember that only time my gym teacher locked me and two boys outside on accident so we had to walk around to the office. Not after we ran around for an hour picking flowers. Principal wasn't happy..

[@echosbento]

The only school story I wanna tell is my graduation. Everyone got clapped for, even if out of pity by teachers, until you get to me. I kid you not, not a single person clapped, not my 3 friends I'd been talking to, not my parents, not even a teacher. I thought I was just nervous and couldn't hear but the whole event was streamed and my boyfriend who was watching from home confirmed, not a soul clapped. It was silent. My self esteem has been tanked and I haven't spoken to anyone from my school since. That shit hurt

[@bitesthedust7073]

I hate to be that person but I would've clapped since I know how that feels

[@harlensdestruction7115]

I have a couple wild stories if you want to read ---> My Florida middle school (junior high) had several bomb and shooter threats on several yearly anniversaries of the Parkland shooting. I remember one girl who started the whole yearly tradition of doing stupid shit for attention on the worst day possible told officers in our school that a dark hooded figure (very vague and ominous but that literally could have been anyone so they’re lucky they didn’t find someone to pin this fake threat on) who supposedly had a gun. She got years in juvenile detention pretty sure. Yeah but they totally let it slide when I was physically harassed and assaulted by a group of seniors/upperclassmen that left me mentally scarred and worsened my depression and anxiety. I ended up with PTSD, worsened depression and debilitating social anxiety and those douche bags got off with “suspension” even though they only invoked this suspension when the pandemic was in full swing and everyone was already quarantined and set up on E-Learning. I’m not kidding. I checked up with the school to see what else had happened but I didn’t get a straight answer. It’s been like five months now, I still have PTSD, my social anxiety is still a thing (I literally don’t know how to physically socialize with people because I have not been outside in months), and I’m considering asking my parents about pressing charges, however I’m sure it’s too late and other than school reports and letters back and forth to the principal I’m sure the defense will claim here-say.

[@Weeping_Willow81]

I'm so sorry that happened to you... You have every right to file a rapport and get the justice you disserve.

[@sabrexi7228]

It’s not too late! The lowest length for the statute of limitations for assault is 1 year, and that’s just for minor assault cases. If it was really serious, then it can go up to five! Check with a lawyer, they’ll know better than me I’m sure you can still get justice

[@ohno4865]

There's online therapy you can have, and I would 100% tell my parents and press charges- if I were you. Good Luck ❤

[@matrivers_]

Take it to court, honestly this shouldn't happen!

[@djnightstep8066]

You really should press charges, at the very least to do your best to make sure it doesnt happen to someone else. And help is always readily available

[@CalmingDoodle]

When she said “I wasn’t aware that was something a person could do” I started singing Hamilton songs because I got such Hamilton vibes

[@ded_plant]

This was literally me

[@snipsychips]

King George iii be like ">:O"

[@chloethehuman430]

Same!!

[@CalmingDoodle]

Sophie LikesMusicals LOL I know right

[@CalmingDoodle]

RaccoonGuts Hello

[@ryanslattery3582]

My principle in middle school had a weird obsession with slam poetry and we held mandatory competitions every couple of months, everyone had to compete! It was so mind-numbing to listen to 800 bad poems but so anxiety-inducing when it was your turn to present. Also, one of my literacy teachers called my essay terrible in front of the whole class and then gave me an A.

[@imvibin2931]

school: we don't have the funds for students to learn how to survive in their house. school: school: school: gUESS THEY CAN MAKE THEIR OWN HOUSE THEN

[@lilisalcedo9523]

School: let's redo the whole gym!!

[@oliviapenelopehope4497]

Born lefty; taught to be a righty. I was homeschooled for most of my existence (we moved a lot), so I never gained any social skills. Also, I never had sex ed. Had to figure it out online. . .

[@Kathbunny2]

Figuring it out online is better than "you die if you have sum fucc!"

[@Heavenly_Gabriel]

I was home schooled too, and my sex ed was a radio show that had a parody of it in

[@abilegit4453]

i actually went to school but my mom signed some paper saying i wasn’t allowed to go to sex ed so i too had to learn online

[@yoongiyuu3086]

4:30 my “sex ed” was lumped into my freshman biology class and basically it was a day of them showing us a bunch of stds and then a video of child birth💀 we don’t even have a health class for that kind of stuff

[@shaden3392]

Another middle school anecdote: a girl in my school tried to run away from classes, prob because she was upset by something, and because the school was protected by closed gate and fences, she tried to get away by climbing the gate. But she stuck her finger in the bars because she was wearing a ring. Teachers and supervisors were running to the gate, and she was so panicked of getting caught she started pulling and pulling on her finger, trying to get her ring off... and her finger tear apart. Legend says it was only the bone left on her poor finger, and her flesh was still stuck in the gate. (I don't think it's true she might have just really hurt and break apart her finger's skin) it happened just before break time, so when I got out and actually saw it, there was just plenty of bloody cloth on the ground, and one supervisor with a bloody plastic bag which, legend says, contained the flesh of her finger. I was in first year of middle school at the time, and let me tell you that as a child who loves climbing things, it absolutely traumatized me of rings. edit: i recently learn its called finger degloving... ew

[@shaden3392]

@Super Greyflash middle school

[@spaghetti7855]

I'm still in middle school, don't ha e any amazing stories, but recently, there was this girl who brought a lighter and set things on fire. My friends said she was trying to set the whole school on fire.

[@shaden3392]

@@spaghetti7855 i mean,,, relatable

[@shadowfoot2486]

Omg, don't look at images of finger degloving. Please!! I beg you.

[@insertunoroginalnamehere6189]

@@shadowfoot2486 ok imma do it

[@gaypotatouwu5487]

No one: Everyone in sex ed: *I wasn't aware that was something a person could do*

[@theshywolfie6655]

*I'm perplexed*

[@basmalaalkhalaf1713]

Are they going to keep on replacing whoever's in charge?

[@amochikaay]

Basmala Alkhalaf, If so who’s nexttttt?

[@dandylion3987]

@@amochikaay theres nobody else in their country who looms quite as large...

[@_phong.huynh_]

14 and no longer pure ° ͜ °

[@ianbowden2524]

"Everything you've been taught about slavery is wrong" I'm so curious how one would follow this up.

[@lsage6275]

Probably by saying that the slaves wouldnt want to leave if given the chance and that people didn't actually beat their slaves as much as those evil history books make it seem. Obviously, anyone with a single functioning brain cell knows that that's bull and that slavery is horrible, but I think that's what Cult Man would try to say.

[@ianbowden2524]

@@lsage6275 fair enough

[@warflelboi7516]

back when my dad was a high school teacher, he locked a kid out of the room for misbehaving, and the kid thought it would be a good idea to pop open the ceiling panels, climb through the ceiling, and fall back into the class room. When Dad saw the kid wiggling his way into the ceiling, he tried to pull the kid out of the ceiling, but he only got the kid's shoe; which he then YEETED down the hallway, and then gave up on class for the day. My dad says he's traumatized by all the things he had to put up with while teaching that cursed class.

[@gigimelov5090]

That last one... yikes. I have a few crazy stories from high school. 1) This one isn’t too bad. My history teacher was on his way to the bathroom during our break when he heard voices coming from the boy’s restroom. Apparently a group of freshmen boys had decided to create their own ozone from vaping so much in the bathroom. My history teacher told us that the amount of vapor was so great that it was pouring out of the door as soon as he opened it. 2) One year, the senior prank was to release cows on campus. It took staff hours to collect them, the school was also rather... messy by the time all the cows had been removed. 3) This one isn’t funny, but a few years ago the senior class decided it would be a good idea to kill a goat and hang it out in the courtyard for everyone to see as their prank. Thankfully I wasn’t in high school when it happened, but I have a friend who was. I have more, but it’s just what you would expect from a semi rural high school. Suffice to say, I can’t wait until I graduate.

[@kingryuuka7018]

By the end of Middle School I became, "the chill art girl" who you can go to with all your problems 10/10 most annoying year of my life ever

[@pastelhotmess9299]

MOOD IN HS

[@clawsproductions582]

I’m friends with my school’s “chill art girl” exept she is very not chill and she is the crazy art girl who likes to fight this one guy in class who thinks she is annoying

[@zym5435]

just this year: -my civics teacher asked us about traits for an ideal president and someone said “cis” and the whole class started shouting a bunch of transphobic remarks and when i tried to argue he said “now class we have to move on” and let the “cis” trait stay in the list. -they try to have as many attendance days as possible, doing things such as attendance points, having school in literal blizzards (we live in nh), having us go in on mlk day (said it was bc ppl were only seeing it as a holiday, and theyd have an assembly instead. however, the assembly was optional, and my spanish teacher didn’t let us go bc we had a test, and instead played us a tedtalk by the speaker _during the test_ , so i couldn’t focus on either.) and even though they were given a week to prepare remote learning they didn’t take it and instead jumped right in and everyone was so unprepared it was terrible. they also took away april vacation too bc of it :( -during remote learning we were told that we would have extra time to finish our assignments, and would have until the end of june to sign up (school ended mid-june). a week after a school ended they told us it was full up (how does something like that even fill up in the first place??) so now i have to take summer courses and all the makeup work i did was wasted time rip

[@soda_fairy]

I mean he's not wronged about the cis part. When I was in elementary school I tried questioning WHY the president had to be a married man and the teacher said there's no rule for it. Society has rules besides laws unfortunately

[@koo-core7274]

Jacklyn Brown you should feel bad because transphobia isnt funny?

[@capriburch6553]

jesus christ your school sounds like absolute hell.

[@giornogiovanna8486]

@@soda_fairy wait there isn’t a law against trans people from running for office, is there?

[@darkdragon1620]

In mine the first days of distances learning, the teacher gave us like 5 works per week. Me (and i believe) and others in my class felt stressed, and also one of my family members die so i felt the double is stress and i remember i ate less and some of my hair started falling. Hopefully near the end the teachers started gave us less work to do so that help a bit (Sorry for the grammar english is not my first language and im not flexxing or something just telling my experiencie)

[@ArtemisLyer]

A kid in my health class threw a pen across the room Someone talked backed to him another kid was kicked out of engish for sneezing

[@hadeannaeyt9767]

One time my English teacher gave a kid detention for chewing gum. English teachers have weird class rules

[@bluelfsuma]

Kids at my school were _literally doing drugs, wtf._

[@AkumaDayo]

One of our language arts teachers in middle school (one that literally _everyone_ hated) kicked my ex out of class cuz his textbook accidentally fell off his desk while he was working Keep in mind, that he's not a very nice person and there's a reason he's an ex. So despite that, I actually felt really bad for him cuz like wow wtf? I mean, I got kicked out of class all the time, cuz she reaaallly disliked me and I had an issue with doing classwork and homework, so I guess for me it was kinda understandable. But he didn't do anything, he did nothing wrong lol

[@ArtemisLyer]

@void mushrooms We all said the same thing after we left

[@fictiongirl11]

This last year was the first time I’d taken a regular English class in like, 5 years. For our mid class final or whatever we had to write a paper on discrimination relating to things like genocides and so on. The topic wasn’t that hard, I got it done (my usual procrastinative way) and turned it in like 2 hours before it was due online and had a printed copy just in case. I get to school and eventually English rolls around. Our teacher is sitting at the front of the desk like we were in trouble. The air was thick with tension as everybody filed in and sat down. The bell rung. My teacher starts naming names, “Andrew, Sophia, David, FictionGirl11,...” and like three other people including my friend. At this point my friend and I have made eye contact like, “What did we do?!” The teacher is silent before, “Are the only people who turned in their essays.” Now, idk if this is a usual thing in normal classes because I take honors and AP classes, ya know, the ones for try hards that take school very seriously, so just having the majority of the class just, NOT TURN IN THEIR FINAL, was WILD. The teacher then was like, “Ya know how y’all were complaining that you’d never use those argumentation skills in real life? Convince me not to fail all of you but the people who turned in their stuff.” It was the craziest English class I’d ever had.

[@antcannibal3326]

The only valid English teacher

[@CharissaJordan]

"Uh umm ok kids i don't really wanna talk to you about uhh ya know, Sooo im going to teach you boating safety instead. Ok so before you go you need a life jacket-"

[@jackdaw6095]

I live along a river and I have heard nothing about this mythical “boat safety” you get baby’s loose on the house boats getting their sea legs early with only the family dog to watch them and nobody bats an eye, or river party’s where yachts have to dodge toddlers now the pools are closed (we have a huge gap in money and are hours away from the sea)

[@jackdaw6095]

Olivia Woloshyn it’s somewhat contrived

[@jackdaw6095]

Olivia Woloshyn yeah I’ve had trouble with that since I learned to write

[@jackdaw6095]

Olivia Woloshyn nah I gotta work on that

[@pistolwhippedmusic]

The teacher that taught health at my middle school was the science teacher, and in science he talked in the most monotone voice and the most expressionless face and he would just tell us the answers after class. Also, i guess my uncle knew him in high school and I overheard him telling my mom that "Dirty Dan" was my science teacher ✌😎

[@aubreygivens5048]

During my health class, they had a fake wedding and awkwardly made two students pretend to get married, but they weren't forced to kiss or anything.

[@krissyf1316]

Me, a lesbian, would die on the spot

[@sketchingingreen]

I think that's a thing in one of the classes you can take at my school. It's a project where you and your partner are given a set amount of money and have to figure out how to have a good wedding that fit that budget. People were allowed to dress up for it and act but all you really had to do is give a presentation on how the wedding would go. I think that's how it goes, I haven't taken that class.

[@aubreygivens5048]

@@sketchingingreen Nah, ours was just "you two are getting married today"

[@justgoose8380]

Huh. . .

[@sketchingingreen]

@@aubreygivens5048 I know, I wasn't saying it was the thing in my school. My school just had something like that in one of the classes.

[@sm00thbutter]

Once I emailed my entire school, "hi y'all i've lost my friggin glasses *gives description* plz drop it at my locker if u find it thx" and then one of the seniors was like "thiS iS suCh a QUaLiTy eMaiL" and then an hour later they were like "oh oops" x,D It turns out that I just forgot them at home so um *im sorry faculty for bothering you with my lost glasses email x,D*

[@ichigocalico6397]

Did you email the entire school manually?

[@sm00thbutter]

@@ichigocalico6397 nope there was a shortcut for emailing the entire school so no need to do that

[@sophie3869]

@@sm00thbutter Wow. I can;t imagine emailing my entire school. We have like 2,000 students

[@sm00thbutter]

@@sophie3869 oop we just have an email adress for everyone

[@cryptosuchus2445]

Students: I can't wait for home ec :) School: Best I can do is some wood

[@magikona9630]

I used to live in a place where all the schools in the area where terrible, like my mum pulled me from the public school bc in the 6 months from when I moved there, we had 2 legitimate lockdowns so the only school that we could go to that was like,,, safe was this semi private Christian school. I say semi private bc it tried to be private but it cost a fraction of what a true private school cost and it was basically just a reformed public school that was initially closed down because the principal had stolen thousands of school dollars. So this semi private school was Christian, it was the only school in the area my ma and most people could afford who didn’t want to go to the other school that was pretty dangerous, and they would try to enforce Christian values. This meant that the wrote a clause on the school rules that said children would have to conform to the school’s values, sexuality and religion. So when this one girl came out as a gay and one of the teachers found out, they tried to threaten her that she had to stop being gay or they’d expel her. The good thing was, she wasn’t stupid and basically said do it, but this is australia and we have law that you can’t discriminate anyone based on things like that and the school would be in deep shit. They also had a lot of subtle homophobia and there were so many scandals and so many teachers left after being there for barely a couple years, and they put education behind teaching god. I left before I graduated though bc my mum had to move jobs and came out w a good education from a literal public school and outdid basically all my friends from the Christian school bc they just didn’t care abt the kids education at all

[@jjcymbolic]

I live in a very religious state (I'm religious myself) and my health classes were amazing! I was actually super taken aback when I heard other's experiences.. The class time before we'd start the sex ed chapter my teacher said, "On Wednesday, we're starting sex ed. Remember, we're all human, it's not weird." The first thing we had to do that day was toss a ball and if you were the receiver and caught it, you had to yell the next part of one of the reproductive organs. Yes, yell. Whether that was penis, fallopian tube, vagina, etc, you YELLED it. The whole point was to break the awkward the first day and it worked. She had a question box, but none of us needed to use it. All of our questions DID start with something like, "This may seem silly," or something to that degree. But, being one of the students listening to those questions, it dawned on me that I DIDN'T CARE! And if I didn't feel like it was that big deal, then surely other students thought the same and I could ask any question I felt needed to be asked without being judged. We all have bodies. If we can watch movies of people being killed horrific deaths, we can take some talk about our bodies.

[@hopetrick750]

One of my most memorable stories wasn't of something people got away with, but we had about twenty fights happen in the span of a month! It was only the freshmen, lol. I specifically remember one where two girls were arguing and one of them opened a milk carton and pored it on the other, then was body slammed to the ground

[@inkcomet9709]

Brooo didnt expect a body slam DAAAMM most fights ive witnessed between girls is hair pulling and punching (while pulling hair so they couldn't see anything). There's only one ive witnessed right in front of my group and it was an actual brawl. The best ive ever seen 👌

[@pine-solismylemonade5542]

Damn someone got body slammed? That's crazy😂

[@ojiibun]

I think that I've seen some girls get into a fight and one of them almost got a concussion (7th grade, I think?)

[@meowmeowyee3774]

NOOOO I as a Christian am so freaked out at that cult guy. That's horrible, man.

[@cjthefox]

Hello, fellow Christian! :)

[@farts7510]

Oh hello there Christian friend! :)

[@panda-gj2ml]

hello i’m a pagan but yeah i don’t much cults either

[@samanthajeffers9339]

Christian here, and yeah, I agree. That’s awful 🤭

[@lookinsideyourcloset1650]

Me is christian too

[@Spuishy7323]

Health class: if you're gonna do anything be safe Me: *wears a life jacket*

[@FroyoTea]

O boi- I had a teacher who almost pushed me to the brink of suicide- Three times- And he never got fired or anything-

[@michaelaleaff9901]

oH gOd- I'm sorry to hear that this happened to you

[@FroyoTea]

Random person named Michaela It’s fine! I’d like to think it made me stronger as a person!

[@michaelaleaff9901]

@@FroyoTea alright, this probably sounds stupid when i say it like this but i want to say that i'm happy to hear that you're ok

[@giornogiovanna8486]

Aren’t teachers supposed to inspire you? Gah, something similar happened to me. I swear the modern education system is *useless*

[@ninety310]

the way it went from lighthearted and fun to quite concerning made it feel like one of those creepy projects that act like a normal video/series/channel

[@jesuswasafemboy6787]

While I was in 6th grade I had a teacher who I personally thought was bipolar, I was called to the office to get some paper or something, and when I came back I was shuffling my feet cuz I couldn't find my shoes that morning and had to wear my mother's sandals which were very big on me. He starts yelling at me that I disrupted the class, like full blown spittle spewing and red faced yelling that most of my school wing could hear. He than began to mock me and shuffle his feet in a more loud manner than I had and kinda made fun of me. He then slung my desk to a corner and threw a chair OVER MY HEAD. I was told to go sit in the corner and I was practically crying. He didn't get fired.

[@gentlemist4732]

They did the same thing in my school, for Valentines. We could send notes, chocolates, cupcakes, etc. To another student. We would just send them to our friends 🤣

[@bunnyart2250]

Haha we sent one to our friend and to this day he doesn’t know who his secret admirers are 😂

[@yeethittter1285]

It's videos like this that make me realise how normal and chill all my schools were. I think the weirdest experience was in primary when this teacher who was a lot of kid's favourite was leaving so we all wore a mask of his face as a joke.

[@sonianevermind7221]

Man, this made me remember something that happened at my school A kid bit a teacher THAT WAS MY SCHOOL

[@jestersudz6085]

you aint special. this happened at my school too.

[@amythistowo8377]

Wha- what the- how- WHAT TUE FLUFF?!

[@sonianevermind7221]

@@jestersudz6085 welcome to the "A kid bit a teacher" club

[@pine-solismylemonade5542]

There was this one kid when I went to elementary school and he literally threw books and chairs at the teacher

[@cinamoroII]

I just love LanvenderTowne's voice! It's so calming.