rural high school was weird...

[@LavenderTowne]

my first storytime video in quite a while, I hope you guys like it

[@yourasimp5119]

Yay! Boating safety!!

[@no9772]

I love it

[@LittleGrayRam]

At my middle school, we would get bats in the cafeteria at least twice a year, and one kid that had been to juvie before had jumped the fence while we were running in gym, they found him in a Home Depot a few blocks away

[@H3rm0sa]

At my school for Valentines Day they’d make paper petals and hot glue them to a pencil with a Hershey kiss on top of it. So, my parents got me about 4-5 flowers. My friend nearly stole one when I wasn’t looking, but of course it was a joke.

[@LittleGrayRam]

@@sammikatz6481 our school dances would turn into ‘who can keep a balloon from getting popped the longest’ and I still have one from the last dance from 6 months ago, despite my stab happy friends

[@screamingforever]

The boating health teacher is the most violently rural high school thing EVER.

[@heath6802]

Ours used to be until they found a science teacher willing to take the role from him. She was a junior high focused teacher so she didn’t have much else going on aside from putting together projects for her kids

[@Asterlynnstarr]

My health teacher told us about fishing and stuff :/ and he didn’t teach us about any reproductive things but he did teach us some basic human anatomy and physiology for the human body 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@imannatasha3302]

Tell me about it. There's actually high school kids who gets pregnant in rural areas cause they're so oblivious about stuff like this.

[@-ilovereze]

@@imannatasha3302 I feel even more bad for Hailey reading your comment-

[@thebossyfoosh_2790]

Everyone in the health class: PE Teacher: Sex ed? no. Boat time

[@sloanissocoolandgreat]

no thoughts. head empty. only b̷̯̙̯̥͍̌͝o̶̰̎̑̔̅͛a̸̻̼̼̋̄t̸̡̹͍͑

[@zee.mp4]

I wish I had that teacher. ಥ‿ಥ

[@strawberries-real]

Honestly boat class sounds d o p e I’d be down

[@user-qv2qf1jk5o]

i mean on the one hand i hate that just because sex ed is like, really important and this kind of stuff is one of my personal pet peeves, but on the other hand... i gotta have respect for this teacher having the balls to just teach the class he WANTED to teach as opposed to the class he was meant to. like, damn dude. you do you

[@paniniman6555]

AH HELL YEAH BOAT TIME!

[@elliart7432]

adults: Why are there issues with consent and teen pregnancy running rampant now a days? This problem is such a mystery! also adults: sex is icky so lets learn boating safety

[@PawzfullofPixel]

Adults treat us unfairly and we can’t do nothing

[@everett.d.r]

drowning is icky (sex ed is still way more important tho)

[@arianabova3177]

My mom is the exact opposite, I’m thirteen so yesterday we were in the bathroom in my parents bedroom talking about something random when the topic of sex came up, and she proceeded to explain STDs,Herpes etc.😂✨

[@CharissaJordan]

Idk man boating safety is important too

[@_optoast_2659]

Bruh if you let the OLD ENOUGH teen learn abot this garbage no teen would be preggers ADULTS WHYY DO U DO THISS WE NEED TO KNOW THESE THINGSSSS

[@thatoneguy96]

Everyone: expecting to learn about sex ed PE teacher: I’m gonna do what’s called a pro-sailor move

[@demdem7946]

the best one yet

[@valpost7886]

This is awesome

[@airconditionergoat89]

Lol

[@Oxymoron87]

A pro sailor moon-

[@sherry2807]

😂😂😂😂

[@mi-nie]

LavenderTowne: I- History teacher: Hey kids, y'all want to head down to the *local cult*

[@lichofthewoods1132]

I would like this but it has 666 likes and as a Sapphic Satanist I cannot do that

[@mi-nie]

@@lichofthewoods1132 as a pagan wlw, I completely accept that

[@Nyctic0rax]

Emily hey! I’m a pagan wlw too, nice to meet you!

[@leefelixsegg2666]

Ayyyyyy pagan gang

[@Nyctic0rax]

Lyssa's Straykids Sad Hours heeeey!

[@pixelatedrose1811]

I mean i don't have much as far as high school stories, but our japanese teacher carries around a bottle of holy water and during class time if a student says or does something particularly stupid, he'll "exorcise the demon of stupidity" and toss holy water on them. Its all just fun and a joke of course and the students love it. One of his classes got him a pope costume for his birthday and he got super excited. Also my art teacher forgot i existed once lol

[@Lilacflower123]

lol

[@Dressup_Doll]

Sounds like Shane Madej honestly

[@fishycracker5246]

Your Japanese teacher sounds like an epic guy

[@lolitheblobfish2854]

My art Teacher in middle school kept forgetting my name. She got it right my November minus a few slip ups but she called me April so many times! And then the principal also started calling me April by accident which made me kinda sad cause I thought she'd liked me but ig not if she forgot my name

[@candymixon7011]

On of the Sos in my 2-3 year of school keep calling me a different name that sounded similar (someone in the school was named) so she started calling me “insert one letter that starts with my name” 😭

[@Honeydewple]

Calls school about oddly satanic teacher. School staff: “oh yeah, he does that sometimes”

[@myshrekistheonly]

Lol

[@pappanalab]

Not satanic, Christian. Satanists (at least from the satanic temple ) are all basically progressive atheists who use the "freedom of religion" card against fundamentalist religions.

[@pappanalab]

@Ruskin Kat it is :)

[@cephnart]

That’s not what satanism is 😅

[@Honeydewple]

@@cephnart lol yeah. But I guess I was funny tho. 😅

[@emoryleigh2716]

Our “health class” was basically a hunter safety class. We got our hunting license and everything, which, I never used. We also had a biology teacher get caught by the state for selling drugs to students, but that’s a whole other thing.

[@hsmacaraig]

Wait wHA-

[@jeremiahmacadam9284]

😳

[@liviagavoci3742]

OK What-

[@naolucillerandom5280]

What!?

[@lenaevergold6622]

Our health teacher stopped at nutrition and had us watch a movie about an elf that was a bad friend or smth he was a sub cause they didn’t have anyone to teach us so maybe he couldn’t?

[@Ecapsora]

"Let me tell you some funny stories about my small town high school!" _proceeds to talk about teachers and administration ignoring thier responsibility to thier students in ways that range from neglect to possible endangerment_ "High school is so weird right?"

[@pappanalab]

Right?! These are all problems with the school system that need to be addressed.

[@natashawilkie1901]

You know you went to a small school when you knew every kid in your class on a super personal level

[@ravioliravioli118]

I moved states and went from 18 people max per class to 30- it was weird not knowing everyones name 😅

[@MaeArt725]

Same, most of my classmates have gone to the same school since pre-k.

[@kegypie9901]

i knew everyone in my school--

[@shadowcat5889]

Same and most of my teachers

[@ne0njuice782]

Yep, I’m moving to another state next month so I’ll be going to a different school. it will be pretty weird.

[@bubby2756]

Me, in middle school: So we're learning about how to avoid pregnancy and STDs during sex? School: "If you hold hands before marriage you're gonna get herpes and DIE-"

[@astoricaa7235]

That's my Catholic school for you.

[@beans7448]

did you just make premarital eye contact? y'all'er going to hell. impure! probably have every STD now! we have to douse you in holy water! get the bibles and crosses!

[@wormbag80]

@@beans7448 no having sex until after marriage

[@chimkensomnusiii7080]

Me: *laughs* *in* *buddhism*

[@harlensdestruction7115]

I have a couple wild stories if you want to read ---> My Florida middle school (junior high) had several bomb and shooter threats on several yearly anniversaries of the Parkland shooting. I remember one girl who started the whole yearly tradition of doing stupid shit for attention on the worst day possible told officers in our school that a dark hooded figure (very vague and ominous but that literally could have been anyone so they’re lucky they didn’t find someone to pin this fake threat on) who supposedly had a gun. She got years in juvenile detention pretty sure. Yeah but they totally let it slide when I was physically harassed and assaulted by a group of seniors/upperclassmen that left me mentally scarred and worsened my depression and anxiety. I ended up with PTSD, worsened depression and debilitating social anxiety and those douche bags got off with “suspension” even though they only invoked this suspension when the pandemic was in full swing and everyone was already quarantined and set up on E-Learning. I’m not kidding. I checked up with the school to see what else had happened but I didn’t get a straight answer. It’s been like five months now, I still have PTSD, my social anxiety is still a thing (I literally don’t know how to physically socialize with people because I have not been outside in months), and I’m considering asking my parents about pressing charges, however I’m sure it’s too late and other than school reports and letters back and forth to the principal I’m sure the defense will claim here-say.

[@pixelpudding3914]

Imagine someone in Hayley’s class, stumbling onto this video and being like “Hol up-“

[@calipsaa2285]

school: "ok so you're gonna teach these kids about sex ed" guy: "no❤"

[@hana3011]

* “no 🚤”

[@myaberry8682]

No

[@avocadoemmy4961]

no 😍✨⛵⛴

[@sappho_yoongz039]

Lmaooo

[@randomgrmlin]

@kihroudy. Same

[@kittengamer6696]

School: your gonna teach health Teacher; I jUsT sAwEd ThiS bOaT iN HaLF

[@oliviaconnor9359]

😂😂😂

[@Goldenplanks]

Imagine spending money just to send someone a flower with "You'll regret this".

[@41052]

Okay but it’s horrible that he didn’t talk about sex ed, there’s a reason why it’s important. Swear Ohio will get furious with a girl for getting pregnant before marriage but then go and not talk about sex ed. Shit doesn’t make sense.

[@Circusmaid]

Um, guys.. i'm pretty sure sex ed is just a western thing. I live in the middle of Europe and I've never heard about the birds and bees when i was younger. (If i don't count my former older friend who told me all about it and thought it was cool to scar a 10yr like that lol) Idk how you'd teach about sex other than with science anyway 😅 Like, whats there to say if Its not a part of a biology class? "PP goes where? Ok, got it..." Why do you need a whole class about it?

[@cookie856]

@@Circusmaid In the french part if Belgium, it's sciences teacher and biology lessons on reproduction, sooo... (Well, our biology teacher put drugs in his cursus when we were supposed to learn about brain... So it was maybe just a «teach them the usefull thing to understand!»)

[@Hiraeth_Nightshade]

@@cookie856 In Spain too, we had the biology teacher teach us about it in the last year oft elementary school. Then in secundary school we had one class where someone came to talk about how to put on condoms and stuff.

[@corvid9657]

@@Circusmaid western sex ed is basically just "these are signs and symptoms of sti's and heres how to have safe sex/so don't have sex... also you might get unexpected erections and menstruation is a thing" it's usually not a whole class more like a week long course

[@memeosaurusrex3382]

Petra Sedláková because biology is more complicated than pp goes here and people should now what their own bodies do and how to manage them safely

[@jjfrenzy789]

When I was in middle school there was this kid who claimed he was vegan and was over the top prideful about it. He annoyed and belittled anyone who wasn’t vegan. So one day I was eating lunch and he sat down and started talking vegan crap, and I noticed and said out loud “you are literally eating a chicken sandwich as we’re talking”. What he said in response just had me on the floor laughing. “Wait chicken isn’t vegan?” I can’t remember his name. I think it was Todd or something.

[@CoolMagmar]

Reminded me of a dude who was vegetarian, he wasn't bad he just asked if would have vegetarian options before going out with the group, we are on a pizzeria and everyone asked for a rodizio, don't know the name in English but is when you pay to eat multiple flavours of pizzas, and everyone saw him grabbing a sausage pizza and some people question him and he was like "Wait sausage isn't made of paper?"

[@NeonFroggit]

XD

[@jaymontgomery8566]

That reminds of these girls in my summer camp when I was like 10, they hogged all the swings at the playground and wouldn't let anyone who wasn't "vegan" swing on them. They were even talking about internet stars and being like "oMg, i wOnDeR iF sO aNd So iS vEgAn" and then I came up to them 'cause I wanted tot swing and they asked "Are you vegan?" and I replied that I was vegetarian (which isn't actually a lie) and they were like "Good enough!"

[@anonymousvossylu9342]

He's PeTA supporter, not just teacher.

[@plaguedoc64]

he became the very thing he swore to destroy.

[@prynxeofdarkness]

Me: hears ***idaho*** Me, an idahoan: "ah, I already know everything I need to."

[@Sophtheloaf5]

“School is a place where you can do almost anything” Funny story, a kid from my cousin’s high school got detention for tossing a grape to his friend Second story, In my middle school a kid chucked a full water bottle at a girl, breaking her glasses, and got away with it

[@lennonbabicz968]

Lol danm

[@LaurenMarieie]

The teacher might've been racist. in middle school a kid got detention for accidentally dropping a water bottle while a white kid said the f slur (not f*ck, the other one) and she (the teacher) just told him to be quiet.

[@Sunstar-yf7sv]

I'm my primary school we had hurling/camogie* classes and one time I forgot to take off my glasses first so I left them in my coat pocket during the class (people would always make a pile of coats on top of the coaches gear bag and I put mine there too). After training everyone who didn't have their own hurley threw the one the borrowed on top of the coat pile and when I took of my helmet and went to put my glasses back on, ONE OF THE ARMS WAS BROKEN! ONE OF THE ARMS ON MY EXPENSIVE €300 GLASSES WAS BROKEN! And nobody would apologise even though at least 15 people in the class were responsible for breaking my glasses. None of them agreed to pay for a replacement and since my family doesn't have too much money I ended up having to use superglue to fix my glasses. This happened a few years ago and I managed to get a few new pairs of glasses since then. I'm still pissed at the people who broke them tho. *hurling/camogie are Irish sports where you basically just use a hurley to hit a sloitear along the ground

[@loudfanatic]

Lauren Marrero then I think you mean homophobic?

[@bones1026]

i wish i went to a school that wasnt strict, but my middle school is INSANELY strict.

[@heath6802]

The “you’ll regret this” note has the same energy as that post about the kid who wrote to his crush out of confusion about love that just said “Get out of my school”

[@laineydoodles9297]

Sounds like my ex when I was a social graduate in high school (long explanation made short, a social graduate is a student that chooses to stay after their initial graduation. They have an IEP.). "You don't belong here!"

[@casper6412]

in 5th grade there was a kid in my class who told everyone he was an adult trapped in a kids body and that he hit his head on something while fighting in a war and he woke up in a kid body. somehow he was shocked and upset that nobody believed him that was a weird year...

[@santiaguo21]

Man you shoulda have believed him he was the main character!

[@arc1671]

you just described a chuunibyou xD

[@royaltyofarson9959]

I'm laughing at the Health Teacher who taught boat safety instead, like, w h o a, he actually did it, wowie-

[@royaltyofarson9959]

I uh...that history teacher at the end, oh uh, man I got very unsettled at that like, oop, no sir, stay away from me-

[@SnailQueenForever]

My school did the same carnation thing for valentine's day, but one year, basically everyone decided that it was stupid and didn't buy any. So, there was like, GIANT VASES OF CARNATIONS just hanging out in the hallway, blocking the flow of students. It was like I was trapped inside a never-ending garden. But then, during my very last class of the day, one of the school secretaries came into my class with a HUGE bouquet of them. She looked very confused and disheveled and was like "Uhh...these are for Snail Queen???" So, she gives me this giant bouquet of carnations and everyone in my class was like "YOOO is there a card??? READ IT!". So, I noticed that there was a card and all it said was: "EAT OUR TOES, DEVIL". I was like "What the hell?? Why??". I later learned that all my friends banded together to buy me a ton of carnations and that I was literally THE ONLY PERSON THAT YEAR TO GET CARNATIONS. I still have that note on my corkboard, because it's just so freaking insane. It was 100 carnations total from my 3 best friends. (My school later gave the thousands of remaining carnations to a local old persons home btw)

[@boilingsoda]

Aw, a genuinely sweet story. Glad they donated them.

[@H0tboogerdog]

Please tell me your actual name is Snail Queen

[@SnailQueenForever]

@@H0tboogerdog LOL no. I just used my user name in the story lmaooo. I'm used to telling stories on reddit.

[@reharm_reality]

That's actually amazing

[@transwithnoplans]

My friends on the last day of 8th grade organized a group of our friends that had already moved on to high school and we sacrificed all 500 of the mechanical pencils I'd been saving since 7th grade to our gods. We made our own religion based on random things we find. Hail Big Beef

[@elliart7432]

This story's actually a lot of fun. So a couple of years ago, my town was having a bunch of scattered snow days and the schools were doing this thing where they were like "we need to up the standard of a snow day so we don't have to postpone the last day of school", so they sent us to school despite there being a huge storm the night before. When we got there, all the power in the school was out and they immediately sent us all to the gym. We were all sitting and talking in the dark while the teachers tried to figure out what to do, when suddenly a raccoon appeared int he corner of the gym. everyone started freaking out and our principal either tried to trap it with a trashcan, or called animal control, idk, the story spread like wild fire. Either way that raccoon's been a legend at my school ever since, to the point where the school literally made us glow in the dark t shirts saying "I survived the (school) blackout" with a raccoon on it. The rest of the day was spent in home room trying to play hang man in the dark waiting for everyone's parents to hastily come pick them up, and eating cafeteria food that was all completely wrong temperatures. Everyone just affectionately calls that day "The Blackout"

[@darkdragon1620]

Thats intesting

[@sceexo]

LOL

[@siiriheikkinen2071]

Man that must have been one hell of a snow storm lmao

[@Dorkybunnyfart]

What an awesome story

[@danicaperkinson1960]

I can list off so much whack crap that went down at my school: 1. Three trashcan fires inside the school buildings 2. One school year, the fire alarm got pulled 97 times, none of which were for a fire. The one time there WAS a fire, every class stayed in the classroom for like 2 minutes because we all thought it was fake. 3. Had a random mormon priest(?) come to our school and legitimately, on stage, tell us that homosexual sex would kill us?????? 4. Everyone. Every single kid. All 3000+ of us. Got our electives mixed up. SOMEHOW. THE SYSTEM THING THEY USED. MIXED EVERY ONE OF OUR ELECTIVE CHOICES WITH SOMEONE ELSES. it was fixed after a week of school. 5. We had these ginormous trees on campus. Like 60 feet or so tall trees. And one day the whole school got locked down because one kid decided to climb to the top of one of those trees and they thought the kid was going to jumo. That kid was me. I was dared to and I was hoping I could hide in the tree to skip my history class. I felt very shitty when a teacher started crying and begging me to come down.

[@TR1S2626]

........wtf. The 3rd one really shouldn’t be allowed.

[@completely_normal111]

ya all the gay students (like me) are like being forced back into the closet. And the last one seems so embarrassing.

[@Cecil...]

It's ridiculous how believable these are. I could see all of these things happening at my school, except for 3. Also, I was the one who got yelled at for climbing trees. Hello fellow... Rebel? I guess?

[@guavasaysguavatheguava]

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[@danicaperkinson1960]

I'd say these were all possible only because our school was right imbetween a nice suburban neighborhood and the super shitty, ghetto side of town. On one side we had lots of drugs and wild shit and on the other side we had a neighborhood full of super religious straight laced folks who wanted nothing more than to "save those little ghetto kids." That led to the mormon thing

[@mm-dh1re]

Here’s my weird story: During Sex ED, the teacher asked if gay people had to worry about pregnancy, and of course everyone said no. But then he said, “WRONG what if a gay man wants to sleep with a woman and what if a lesbian wanted to sleep with a man?!!” The class tried to tell him that meant the person was bi, but he genuinely thought he was right.

[@cd47art86]

Well, a couple where both are cis don't have to worry about it, but if one of them is trans they have to be more careful.

[@YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah]

*…um chile anyways so-*

[@sorrywho6683]

What?

[@laughsingay]

I mean there's also the possibility of trans men and women but obviously that's not where he was going.

[@williammiller6330]

honestly, sexuality is very diverse so.

[@mayniaDay]

Teacher: Hey kids we’re going field trip Kid: where Teacher: oh you know the local *cult*

[@im.melancholy7964]

“How not to drown.” *sweats nervously* (I’ve almost drowned a couple of times)

[@theREALsilviautism]

f

[@jordgubbe9187]

Me too

[@sammiller8925]

TheAnonYmous RiceCake a couple times?

[@im.melancholy7964]

Parker Miller Uh- yeah- like 10?

[@jordgubbe9187]

@@im.melancholy7964 dam boi, and I thought I was bad 😖

[@spoobzy]

I always wait till the end to hear her say “Leblublubluh.”

[@tricia3722]

me too omg

[@juxtgb6880]

Ummmmm okay??? Good for you???

[@samanthaharrington13]

The giggle in her voice after she says it is so pure!

[@glorious_frog4264]

There was a kid at my middle school who climbed into the vents to look at the girls locker room and he fell through the ceiling when the girls were changing for gym.

[@Nev1esomnia]

Kinda reminds me of a scene in a movie (forgot what the movie is) but this guy drilled two holes in the girls locker room, one for looking and one for...well....you know. Anyways the girls saw his little friend poking out of the wall and then the female gym teacher came in, decided to teach the boy a lesson, grabbed his little friend and tugged. I haven’t seen the movie but my dad told me about it. Kinda messed up if think about it.

[@noobmasterruben5167]

So.. Mineta from My hero aca

[@liliswan207]

@@noobmasterruben5167 My thoughts exactly xD

[@arandomcomment1092]

r/thathappened

[@laughsingay]

ew

[@mochibunnyan6556]

Tbh that guy who refused to teach Sex Ed when he was literally hired to teach that sucks. Like refusing to teach proper sex ed is, in my opinion, one of the main reasons STD’s and Teen Pregnancy are such big problems

[@jaybee710]

Its extremely frustrating kids can't be properly educated about sex - STDs - protection - periods PUBERTY AS A WHOLE is so confusing and a little scary. Its the parents job to take them out of that class and teach them if they choose why can't the other parents trust educators to EDUCATE them 🤦‍♀️ if you didn't want to teach kids about their bodies just don't teach the damn class

[@lorendaemon7945]

Yeah you NEED to tell people sex ed. Like it should be age-appropriate and everything, but you can't drop people into adulthood without knowing anything about how it works and what it is, that leads to disaster.

[@talia_giselle]

I think it was honestly godly that he didn’t y’all just need to not be karens

[@cadynextdoorr]

꧁Tay Animates ꧂ and you need to stop ignoring the fact that sex ed is one of the most important things we learn in school. learning about protection and stds and what to do is so so so SO fundamental especially at that age. very few people want a pregnant teenage daughter or a son with stds. so if you could stop being 11 years old that’d be WONDERFUL.

[@talia_giselle]

cad No , sorry I’m not gonna stop “being 11 years old” or whatever ..! But y’all still are acting like karens and it’s not something to be proud of ;-;

[@audbee14]

I go to a fine art school, so everyone here is really weird. Once we were playing kahoot, and the theme song that plays when you wait for everyone to enter matches perfectly with “when doves cry”. So out of nowhere, some dude just starts singing “sweet dreams are made of these”, and the whole class just starts singing along perfectly. That was the best day

[@charlesjacobs5579]

Audrey Gonzaga I’m replying to this so if someone likes my reply I can find your comment again.

[@featherwhiskerfan629]

I talked about the Kahoot/Sweet Dreams thing in my class and no one got the reference :( You're lucky-

[@Summer-cz9qz]

I can hear that in my head

[@owoscreams]

bro i wish

[@Demon_Idiot]

**kahoot intensifies**

[@roo8246]

in 6th grade I drew one of those iconic cartoon "s" on my history homework and my teacher told me not to write gang signs on my assignments. I was the only black student in my class. she also gave us extra credit for watching the republican presidential debate, but not the democratic one.

[@aspillust]

as a fellow black student, i just died inside 💀

[@Vozvy]

Least political American teacher

[@Known_ErrorMe]

What the heck??!

[@chickennuggetpaw1017]

Anyone else always stay to hear her say “Leblebleble” at the end? 😂

[@reharm_reality]

Meeee

[@pigeon_stab]

Yes

[@pigeon_stab]

Actually I am a cat and dog person BOTH RULE I'm reffering to your username

[@milkeigacha7712]

YASSSSS we love cats 💓💞💓💓💕💕💞

[@velvet_violet8034]

Yeah pretty much 😂

[@andromedasignage]

That cult school story is truly scary. I can’t believe they would allow staff members to hit students. Love your work! Keep it up!

[@twilightprincess3886]

I thought that story was just going to be another Christian=bad thing but it was actually some genuinely crazy person who had twisted views like..... Yikes......

[@jasminreyes1278]

Lol they have this like kinda cultish group near my university that sends speakers on campus that litterally just scream at passerbyers that everything is a sin and they are all going to hell. 🙂🙃🙂

[@eden-kun5716]

The fact that it's even legal I-

[@barryb.benson8565]

@@jasminreyes1278 is it Westboro Baptist?!

[@void-xt8pw]

@@jasminreyes1278 that's probably a full blown cult tbh, a lot of cults do stuff like that at universitys since people just entering university are eaisly to manipulate into joining a cult.

[@esztervizhanyo1708]

When I was in second grade my family moved to the U.S. from Europe. I was enrolled into an American school without knowing a single word of english except maybe how to count to ten, and I spent nearly the whole year trying to do projects and assignments and stuff to the best of my understanding as I learned english at the same time. Anyway, we had to do this research project on dolphins, and the way my teacher set this up is by somehow finding a stack of little information books on very specific breeds of these dolphins. She would have each individual go up to a crate at the front of the room where the books were when she called them, while everyone else was quietly working on something. When the person she'd called picked their dolphin book, the next person would go. When she called my name, she led me to the little crate, and pointed to it and probably said something like "Pick a dolphin." Keep in mind I had no idea what she said, and all I understood was that she had pointed at the crate. "So it's something with these books," I decided to myself, and looked all the books that were really disorganized, some were on the floor, others were stacked up weird. So instead of just picking out a dolphin book, my third-grade self proceeds to SIT ON THE FLOOR AND ORGANIZE THEM. I took them all out, stacked them next to me on the floor, and put them back in the crate with their spines facing upward because apparently I couldn't stand for book abuse. Needless to say the teacher was a bit flabberghasted when she came over then minutes later to see all the dolphin books neatly displayed (if I do say so myself).

[@elishamiranda622]

Aw shit that sucks

[@thirdmusketeerunderscore]

We shall not stand for book abuse

[@gailasprey7787]

Thank you for teaching me good book etiquette. Also must’ve been hard being unable to speak English properly and having to learn it yourself like that’s messed up! Props to you for being able to speak English it’s a difficult language.

[@MaeArt725]

My school did a similar thing for Valentine’s Day, but instead it was Hershey kisses tied to look like a rose. Most people just bought them for themselves/their friends. A story from school that I remember was my sophomore talent show where a few groups did tiktok dances, a 6th grader tried singing wine red, and I sang friends on the other side and accidentally choke holded one of the guys doing the performance with me.

[@jackilynbailey8528]

Same with mine, except it was only crush sodas. No notes at all. Pretty sure one person had like, 5 sodas one year.

[@MaeArt725]

Jackilyn Bailey that happened at my school too, though it was three I think Also why only crush sodas though??

[@rat3905]

oMG-- i love your pfp-- HSDHgbHF DEH IS SO GOOD

[@ellespoonies]

Phandom trash forever because you have a CRUSH so you send them a crush soda to tell them how many people have crushes on them yno

[@aleqsgecko5957]

Same but just lollypops..

[@Emylisis]

My middle school replaced recess with what they called "nutritional break" and then OFFICIALLY shortened to "nut break." Everyone's schedules had "nut break" written on them, the announcements would say "time for nut break," it was so weird. On Fridays, nut break was replaced by "dance break" where the admin played music over the loudspeakers and we would be forced to dance in the hallways for ten minutes.

[@s0urwit]

_n u t b r e a k_

[@onyx_alagasia]

This sounds like a hell scenario.

[@sapphireshores6112]

Me, default dancing while eating a granola bar: *S T O N K S*

[@trisaratops8785]

Actual hell

[@ultimateidiot1136]

what was the nutritional break that sounds oddly threatening

[@sammoth13]

The creepy gym teacher at my high school: 1. Tattoo on ankle “passion meter” 2. Regular at a strip club and his favorite stripper was a student he taught 3. Is now in prison for embezzlement and elder abuse 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@finch8703]

The teacher: I don't wanna talk about the " s e x " with you so I'm talking about boats Asexuals: haha me

[@smoorhouse728]

Mood

[@thedullestfork5406]

As someone who is asexual, I can confirm this is what it's like

[@bromied]

Flashflood The Hybrid lmao, asexual squad

[@jessakinney]

Moooood.

[@friendly_lefty]

I didn't know I was asexual until months after I graduated high school so, yeah... so glad my mom was cool with signing me out of it so I could spend that week of class reading in the library lol

[@salt749]

nobody: literally nobody: sex ed teacher: today we’re gonna learn about bouts lol bouts

[@notherelol]

Bouts

[@coffins786]

ah yes. bouts

[@uwuowo6419]

b o u t s

[@everettbithell6912]

Now take these boxing gloves and get in there.

[@avocadoemmy4961]

bouts

[@taylorgoldman130]

It’s actually really hard to fire a teacher, I had a math teacher in middle school who was incredibly racist. but despite my parents filing a complaint they didn’t even talk to about it, said she had tenure

[@elianasharron6418]

when you said “local cult” I immediately understood what you meant and that really speaks volumes on rural towns like is this a common occurrence??

[@graylewis7551]

Same - every time she said something I thought “wow, that sounds like something that would happen at MY small Idaho town with a local cult”

[@prynxeofdarkness]

@@graylewis7551 us small town idahoans really do be having cults, huh?

[@graylewis7551]

Wasabi Kitten no kidding

[@arigadatred5395]

Might be because of the disproportionate prevalence of the far right in that region? (The northwest US) I don't know don't quote me on that.

[@onions7653]

Yes it is common I’m terrified of a few of my classmates because of these

[@sketchystrawberry302]

this one time in health class um we were supposed to make skits about different kinds of birth control and these kids went behind a whiteboard and played the song let’s get physical ......

[@sketchystrawberry302]

Melon Murren haha it’s not that bad honestly that was pretty funny

[@beans7448]

oh my-

[@thealtpandapng]

My school did something similar and a girl just started sining Girl In Red for her's

[@nuggetnougat]

ohhh my gadd

[@pine-solismylemonade5542]

Lol

[@fifi5637]

this one time in 7th grade, our teacher trusted me and my friends enough to go down the hallway and hold a boom box playing music so that we could see in which areas the boom box would work, but we just ended up running down the hallways blasting rap music and screaming. The funniest part was that nobody caught or punished us.

[@Lorraine202]

In middle school, we had a kid who was a huge troublemaker. He would talk about dropping out, was super rude, etc. One time while I was sitting at my desk writing, he just went off on me and cursed then tried to blame me while I sat there confused. Another time he broke my model airplane I had spent hours on (very sad it was the most beautiful thing I ever made at that point.) The real kicker was when he suddenly disappeared. Turns out, he burned down the local historical pavilion with a cigarette and got caught by the cops. He wound up getting a mugshot. His name was Blaze. It was clear something was wrong at home. Wherever you are, I hope you made it through.

[@rimjhimdhusiya699]

That escalated from 0 to 100 real quick

[@nestorpizzichini3016]

wOAH. That started like, pretty common, and it ended in chaos.

[@_phong.huynh_]

The story aged like a smoker's lungs after 20 cigarettes

[@allisonr6263]

Blaze, funny name for someone who committed arson

[@echsemia]

Pretty sure there was a kid named Blaze in my elementary school (cant remember the grade but it was probably like 2nd grade or under). He stayed for like a month and then transfered to another school

[@malevaistudio2105]

Educational system : Let's talk about sex! Teacher : *DON'T DROWN KIDS* Edit : omg, 687 likes ? °^° Thank youuu !

[@BARKZIM]

Tbh that teacher would prolly save my life because I can’t *swim*

[@lilylim6081]

XD

[@fememoboy7601]

Oh well, boats are Morse interesting the smex

[@taltzi]

commas save lives

[@lorx9425]

*add a comma right now or that will be forever cursed*

[@breadcinn208]

this its a short funny history: so we were in PE class and we were doing the things that you do in PE class you know when out of nowhere there comes a friend of mine and other friends (i was in 7th grade and she was in 8th grade) and she just said, "yeah, i dont wanna hv geomatry class, so i came here" she literaly wanted to skip geometry and hv PE w/ other grade, and the most cursed thing happened, my PE theacher let her stay and i was like WHAT, 15 minutes later her friends on her group called her bc the geometry teacher was verry mad and wanted her on her class and she had to go, but it was epic bc the PE theacher was just like "ok, you can stay but you hv to work". Ill NEVER forget that day.

[@briaiguess8834]

best teacher ever

[@localucid]

"Wasnt aware that was something a person could do" My stupid self: *Hamilton*

[@vitorialorena5726]

I'm perplexed! Are they going to keep on replacing whoever's in charge? If so, who's next? There's no one else in that "country" who rooms quite as large...

[@meeraglaize4168]

This is officially my favorite comment in 2020

[@rororowan]

@@vitorialorena5726 pspspssp... John Adams?? I know him, that can't be, he's that little guy who spoke to me all those years ago, what was it? '85? That poor man they're going to eat him alive!

[@marjanfarid1818]

Da da da da da da da da da da da I da da da da da da da da da da dAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa

[@vitorialorena5726]

@@rororowan Oceans rise! Empires fall! Next to Washington they all look small~

[@randomgirlRose]

One time in science class when I was in middle school we did this thing to simulate STDs everyone had a cup of water but two of the cups had a chemical in them where if you put another chemical in it it turns red And we were supposed to swap water with people just to demonstrate how STDs work and for some reason I swapped water with literally everyone and it turns out my cup was the one That had the chemical in it so I ended up doing the entire class STDs

[@inkcomet9709]

AHA you were the chosen one

[@Skyllalala]

It’s a sign

[@trivkypeak-eye3557]

@@Skyllalala cursed

[@nixcleon]

My school did the exact same thing, but you were only able to swap with 1-5 people to prevent something like that happening. I only swapped with one person and got away STD free. He got STDs from someone else after me tho-

[@yabrofenko]

what is STD?

[@daemonoferror557]

My school hired the basketball coach as the health teacher, and so whenever we talked about a serious topic he'd just- get a guest speaker to come in to talk about it for him. Wasn't even someone more qualified to talk about whatever- it'd just be like "hi I'm John, I own the jewelry shop in the square and I'm here to talk to you about sex ed"

[@RandomThoughtsFromEll]

Fact: in one year of school, someone asked our History teacher if Greece was in Africa. Someone else in RMPS asked if Iron man was a true story. I kid you not.

[@clawsproductions582]

One time in 5th grade I had to explain to a dude in my class that No, in fact China was not inside of Japan

[@reiayanami6290]

oml

[@kattriella1331]

I have a good one for you: At the end of the year in freshman geography, the teacher was briefing us on what our final exam would entail. She had barely finished uttering the words "geography final" when this boy's head snapped up and he blurted out, in all seriousness, "Wait, geography? I thought this was geometry class." To the teacher's credit, she just stared at him for a moment, blinked a few times, said, ". . . No," and continued her overview.

[@weirdsnek4488]

Sounds like my classroom

[@weirdsnek4488]

Also someone in my classroom asked if coronavirus was an atom. After learning about atoms. I kid you not.

[@roguebird12]

Rural schools are always weird You got horse girls And theres always that one kid who only listened to pumped up kicks M as a religious person that last one makes even me uncomfortable like yeesh

[@fiveoclock7829]

*shrug* let people listen to what they like, i'm not a big fan of the song either, but as long as it isn't blasted in your face 24/7 it probably shouldn't bother you :P That... sounded really bitchy, didn't it? I'm sorry, i didn't mean for it to sound like that, please don't be offended!

[@doorbel9084]

I’m getting war flashbacks to all the horse girls, the little horse girls would pretend to ride horses at recess, which wouldn’t be weird except they have actual horses at home... Edit is because I’m bad at English

[@lucidmoth1023]

@@fiveoclock7829 Bruh you say that but then you walk into the band room to all the kids playing it- like- h e l p (also playing megalovania oh n o-)

[@harlensdestruction7115]

This is random but I have a couple wild stories from my school if you want to read ---> My Florida middle school (junior high) had several bomb and shooter threats on several yearly anniversaries of the Parkland shooting. I remember one girl who started the whole yearly tradition of doing stupid shit for attention on the worst day possible told officers in our school that a dark hooded figure (very vague and ominous but that literally could have been anyone so they’re lucky they didn’t find someone to pin this fake threat on) who supposedly had a gun. She got years in juvenile detention pretty sure. Yeah but they totally let it slide when I was physically harassed and assaulted by a group of seniors/upperclassmen that left me mentally scarred and worsened my depression and anxiety. I ended up with PTSD, worsened depression and debilitating social anxiety and those douche bags got off with “suspension” even though they only invoked this suspension when the pandemic was in full swing and everyone was already quarantined and set up on E-Learning. I’m not kidding. I checked up with the school to see what else had happened but I didn’t get a straight answer. It’s been like five months now, I still have PTSD, my social anxiety is still a thing (I literally don’t know how to physically socialize with people because I have not been outside in months), and I’m considering asking my parents about pressing charges, however I’m sure it’s too late and other than school reports and letters back and forth to the principal I’m sure the defense will claim here-say.

[@aniyaturner6]

@HeyI'mDiamond bettah run bettah run fastah than my bullet

[@insertusernamehere3173]

My school stories: (This doesn't have any of the real names of these people, because they need privacy) 1. A sub once sent my friend to the principle's office because he "Walks funny" Like bish, what da fuq? 2. In elementary, a girl was very rude towards a teacher, and manipulated all of the students into thinking the teacher hurt her, when in reality, she attacked the teacher. Later she literally sent the entire school faculty on a chase through the school. She also was extremely sexual (Rather not talk about that) and creepy. She also had no friends. I learned this on the first day of school when I asked her if she wanted to sit next to me, and she got really excited and said "No one's asked me to hang out with them before!" Really glad I left that friendship. 3. Here are fake names I made to help you understand what happened. Betty : Bully Andy: My friend Maddy: My other friend So I had to go take a test, because I didn't finish it. I had to take it in another room. When I was returning, Betty stormed out of the room. She started ranting about how she was going to the principle's office for no reason, because she did nothing wrong. I entered the room and immediately realized, the room was silent. (Which was strange since they were doing group work) I walked over to my friends and asked them what happened. Betty was bullying Maddy, and told her that she would tell the whole school that she (Had a traumatic problem in the early years of her life, that I will not say because it's the internet and she deserves privacy) When Betty said that, Maddy broke down and Andy stood up for her. Betty then told Andy to kill themselves. Why did Betty say this? Because she knew that Andy was depressed and suicidal. She said to get Andy to actually do it. I then spent the rest of class with my other friends, trying to make Maddy and Andy feel better. Maddy was crying and straight up nearly having another panic attack, while Andy sat there in silence, staring down at their desk with a -sort of- glare on their face. That is why Betty is no longer in the friend group. She has been completely ignored by our friend group and we haven't talked since. The End.

[@megfleming5706]

Betty is a psychopath-

[@insertusernamehere3173]

@@megfleming5706 I'd go for sociopath, (based on other shit she's done) but yeah. She probably is.

[@nohintshere]

frick you betty also hi junko

[@Someone-ro5ct]

That's horrible.

[@insertusernamehere3173]

@@nohintshere sup

[@alliejewelle]

In my “sex ed” class we talked about hunter’s safety instead. I guess that’s what they get for having the football coach teach us about sex. Anyway, the science teacher didn’t find out, but thankfully it was already a unit so...

[@sapphireshores6112]

Ah, yes. Because Sex Ed and hunting are the same things...

[@eclipse7417]

I had a gym teacher for a health teacher (We straight up did not have sex ed, but it was as close as the school got) and he got fired bc he was flirting with/grooming one of the students. So uh,

[@LupinticDream]

Sex Ed Teacher: *Teaches about boats instead* Now that's what we call a pro gamer move

[@drgabe2908]

Yeah sex is cool but have you tried boats?

[@nothingatall7027]

Dr Gabe LMAOO

[@hazardusartt9588]

My 8th Grade PE teacher was really tough and actually kinda rude. He made me take out my plugs in order to participate in class. I cried trying to put them back on. He was also my Health teacher and for half of the year I sat in the desk closest to him. He would make us watch these old videos about the effects of drug/alcohol use. I would watch my teacher’s bald head turn completely red as I heard him softly cry. I’m talking about I giant, old, bald man CRYING in a corner in the dark! When the video would end, he’d get up and turn on the lights. His face would be reddish pink and he avoided eye-contact with anyone looking at him.

[@Vozvy]

Wdym “plugs”? /gen

[@gailasprey7787]

@@Vozvyeither physical medical needs or sensory needs I’m assuming.

[@williammiller6330]

oh.. that's.. awful honestly.

[@chloejacko6321]

Two stories: 1. These 5th graders were playing a game. One of the boys was playing against a girl. She beats him, so he then proceeds to slam her head into a pole multiple times giving her a concussion. In the end, he really didn't get a punishment, all the school did was make him go to time out and stand at the end of the lunch line. (Don't worry girl is ok now, this was a few years ago) 2. (For extra info, I was a goody-two-shoes in 6th grade) I was in 6th grade and we had the governor come visit our school cause we were special (or something like that) we asked him questions and stuff basically the whole shebang. In the end, our whole class got to take a picture with him. I was put in the back (even though I was kinda short) and they took the pictures. In one of them, I made this face :T. The governor leaves and our day goes on. Skip to the next day and I'm called to the principal's office, one of my friends was walking with me and I joked, "What if I'm getting in trouble cause of the :T face I did." We both chuckled. I enter the principal's office and he tells me I am getting a yellow slip, and that I can't go to recess, and that I have to sit at the bad table, that I can't go on my next field trip. (Now compare my punishment to story number one's punishment)

[@zoesparrow6778]

Wtf schools are weird

[@salem-01]

Obama that first story makes me mad.

[@zochan4054]

I sweaaaar i hate how schools treat girls like shit

[@shubhraagrawal7552]

You poor thing !

[@blurob1326]

wait wut u mean by the girl beats him? like beat him in game or punchy kick beat up?

[@washingmachinedemon7600]

There was this one time in Sophomore year where a students grandparent had passed recently. The student one day in the middle of History class brought up the fact that his grandpa was a part of a "famous" cult and had left several things including the wardrobe he had to wear when attending the meetings. Everyone talked about it so nonchalantly as if it was normal. Honestly it made me so nervous because I'm Hispanic and most of the time that particular cult harmed several minorities. The teacher did end up telling him to stop talking about it. But the majority of my classmates at the time were so intrigued and fascinated by it. It was a real wake up call 😅

[@jackk4010]

Me a baby grade 7- “ school sucks” Watches this video-“ hu.... I guess high school will at least be better that yours”

[@nohintshere]

nice pfp

[@leatherfaceapologist]

There was a girl at my school in grade 6 I think, she was passing notes to her friends but the teacher who was strict as ever saw them being passed and asked for them so she could read the notes to the class (which is kinda weird) but the girl... ate the notes, like she shoved them in her mouth and swallowed them.... I went to an art school so whatever it’s normal.

[@silversickle6015]

"I wasnt aware that was something a person could do" Me: HAMILTON?

[@rat3905]

IM PERPLEXED. ARE THEY GOING TO KEEP ON REPLACING WHOEVER'S IN CHARGE, IF SO, WHO'S NEEEEXXT?

[@Creature7777]

I'M PeRpLeXeD

[@yumikio]

I was literally thinking the same thing!

[@amythistowo8377]

@@rat3905 THERE'S NOBODY ELSE IN THEIR COUNTY WHO LOOMS QUITE AS LAAAARGE!!

[@scratchedcds]

dude same

[@nunyabizness3101]

I loved the science teachers in my high school. My chemistry teacher brought in bunsen burners and had us make smores over them. ( he is currently somewhere in the Mediterranean with his fiance ) My bio teacher in highschool called up the principal, told him we were going on a "Nature Walk" field trip, and walked us down to the local Dunkin Donuts to get hot cocoa and donuts. My Physical Science teacher allowed me to rollerskate down the hallways pushing a rolling chair while dressed in a Jake The Dog costume. Good times

[@cucumbersoda]

LavenderTowne: I wasn’t aware that was a thing a person could do- Me: **happy Hamilton noises**

[@kinsleysorensen3583]

I’m perplexed... are they going to keep on replacing whoever’s in charge, if so, who’s next?

[@cucumbersoda]

There’s nobody else in their country who looms quite as large!

[@daggerdraws3551]

I was listening to it while drawing and rewinded to see if she flashed my bro King George the III and was so disappointed that she didn’t XD ALSO: jOhN aDaMs? I know him! That can’t be. He’s that.... little guy that spoke to me. What was it... ‘85 BAH THAT POOR MAN THEY’RE GOING TO EAT HIM ALIVE

[@xdd560]

h a .

[@nightorchid5031]

>-< I just watched Hamilton for the first time todayy

[@sioan6673]

Story from my high school in rural Missouri: One day in my psychology class, there was 5 kids in attendance (there were about 20 enrolled). So instead of a lesson, he took us to move wood pallets from the Vocational Studies building to our football/track field (the teacher was also the track coach. and history teacher. for all four grades lol). We spent the whole class period stacking pallets and riding around in the back of his truck, and we lost one kid early on who just went to chill in a different teacher’s class. It was a big vibe, but also quite a big bruh moment.

[@halflalff_]

Story time: Two kids in grade 7, I’ll call them Cory and Ellie, decided it would be ‘cool’ for them to bring and sell vape juice in halls at Break. So Ellie decided to get so from Cory, let me tell you an important detail; this vape juice was not the normal kind it was the super strong, smell it for 3 seconds and get high kind. And It dropped and broke. We evacuated the school but only me my brother and my friends knew why. We were in the safe house thing for 10-20 minutes so that they could clean it up and not make the halls smell like a bunch of vapers came into the school

[@bpyrotroph3670]

THAT LAST STORY THOUGH- I'd be like: "Bruh Im an Atheist."

[@calimorale9880]

Same

[@fiction_kin]

Difference from me I'll be like Bruh. I'm Muslim and poor.

[@aalien270]

Tbh, I understand why your an Atheist.

[@bpyrotroph3670]

@@aalien270 I didnt choose to be, religion has just never been a part of my life.

[@ananyavallurupalli673]

Me: sir I am hindu-

[@alyssa6918]

I have 3 stories, all from elementary school: 1) I was semi-friends with this girl that I'll call Lucy for her privacy. I say semi-friends because she acted like we were good friends but she said some things that were borderline verbal harassment. I would wait for my mom to pick me up on a bench right outside the school. Once, Lucy got there before and threatened to hurt me if I sat on the bench next to her. I thought she was bluffing but I sat on the ground anyway. She then turned around, yelled at me for invading her "reserved spot" and bit my arm. I now have anxiety about sitting next to strangers. Thanks Lucy. 2. I used to wear a baseball cap to school and people would mistake me for a boy despite my long hair. When 2 older kids found out a was a girl, they started following me around at calling me "green hat girl". They were really creepy and only stopped following me when a teacher noticed and yelled at them. They still go to the same school as me and it's really awkward whenever we see eachother. 3. A kid in my class ate staples and pencil led.

[@Emma-yt8gu]

Kids in my class ate their tests (literally the sheet where they were supposed to put their answers on) because they thought they screwed it up. This was middle school.

[@Anonima-bh7ve]

Those are really creepy stories. Glad the teacher helped you with those creeps.

[@alyssa6918]

@@Anonima-bh7ve yeah it really freaked me out especially since I was only 7. A detail I forgot to add was they would make little whispering noises and they always had their hoods over their faces. That went on for a couple weeks

[@Anonima-bh7ve]

@@alyssa6918 I'm so sorry, thank god it's over now.

[@cadynextdoorr]

i knew a girl named lucy (it’s a common name so i’m not too worried) that was weird like that too. funny coincidence

[@mahydna]

At least your high school mascot wasn’t “The Hillbillies” 😔😔

[@emi-ne1kv]

DHJEJDHDJE IM SORRY THATS TOO FUNNY

[@mahydna]

@@emi-ne1kv I hate my hometown lmfaoooo We were told to have “Hillbilly Pride” 😔

[@emi-ne1kv]

@@mahydna oh my god,,, im so sorry that sounds so bad 😔😔 oh god

[@Grace-md8dv]

@@mahydna mear mortals, you have nothing on me, for my school mascot is.... *The rocks* I'm not even joking.

[@mahydna]

@@Grace-md8dv i would have a lot more school spirit for the Rocks instead of the Hillbillies

[@Rachel-zf2wm]

Secretary : I can't believe my job is to write out kids crappy love notes. Welp, what's next... "You'll regret this". Oohhhhh *sips tea* now this is some peak drama

[@carolinebrett8816]

Me: one of three theatre kids in my school after the others all graduated. School: yeah, we don’t have enough kids for drama classes or the musical 3 theatre kids: “Why do we live... just to suffer!?”

[@sillylady4658]

When I was in 7th grade we had this classmate who was AWFUL. He'd grab things without permission and then run for you to chase him. I was the only one who stood up for herself and told him it was annoying (I know most of them didn't like it because they'd tell everybody EXCEPT the guy how they didn't like that). So one day he took a rubber that I had, I took it back from his hand and told him "you can't grab my stuff without asking" AND HE GOT MAD??? So he picked up a rubber + pencil sharpener I had AND THREW IT TO THE FLOOR and it kinda broke. I was so mad, I shouted at him for like 5 minutes straight about how annoying he was, my teacher told me to go to the bathroom to calm down (and according to my friends, the teacher scolded him in the meanwhile). When I came back he started shouting "you're a monster!!! you screamed so loud!!! you're crazy!!!" and I obviously ignored him because he was a dumbass. So, fast forward some days, he literally grabbed another classmate's HEAD AND TRIED TO KNOCK IT AGAINST A TABLE AND THEN A WALL but I guess I am the crazy one, right?? Anyways he wants me to forgive him but I can't trust him because the year after that he told me I was his best friend just so he could copy off my homework. So no, I don't think I will forgive him

[@thirdmusketeerunderscore]

Wow

[@annatheartperson]

The most interesting thing that happened at my high school happened when I was a sophomore. There was a wedding between two freshman (and no, not the gross kind, these people are actually really sweet) during our lunch period, and whole thing had a sort of legit set up. Everyone who attended dressed up, there was a guy who stood between the couple for the ceremony, music, rings, flower girls, best man, maid of honor, the whole shebang. I didn’t know about the wedding until after it happened, but it was the best thing I ever heard about.

[@paigeduarte3124]

I remember, we were so bored at our break that we tried to make up just dance: one person would sing, one would dance, one would copy, and someone would score. Every so often, people were so bored as well that they joined in. One of our teachers even did too.

[@CarcassBones]

Here’s my fun situation- I’m in sophomore right now, and the high school I currently go to is completely sports biased. I originally enrolled because it was a free/ public school and they claimed to have a great art program. That’s not the case at all. Now don’t get me wrong, I absolutely loved my art teacher. She was great. But she had very minimal funds to work with and most of our classes where just fun little projects to work on, not actual visual art lessons. So I thought, okay, this is just first year and this art class is more for people being forced into it rather than for aspiring artists. But when it came time to choose classes for this year, there where no good picks for visual arts/ cartooning. There was a class that focuses on visual arts portfolios, put that seemed to be more realistic painting. And it’s not only visual arts thats lacking, they have no decent music classes either. They have band, but they don’t even really teach anything. They just throw you sheet music and tell you to learn that for homework (or so I’m told by many) - In summary my school can spend 1.4 million dollars on a new gymnasium, have a sports team for every known sport to man, but they can’t have one good cartooning class. And on top of all that, my first year I enrolled for art electives early. They tried to push me out to make room for a different student who enrolled late. When we insisted that I get my spot back they told us that “it’s not a big deal” and “it’s just doodling”

[@gailasprey7787]

Number one way to get killed by an artist. My passion is writing. Anybody tell me that my writing isn’t that important their about to get a character dedicated to them who has an awful end and people will say it predicted the end of the person a few weeks later. 🤣

[@CarcassBones]

@@gailasprey7787 holy shit, thanks for reminding me about this lmao. It’s so weird seeing this, I’m a college kid in art school now

[@wends8979]

We were taking a test about the weather and we had to switch notebooks with our partner. After you checked the answers the teacher would say, "if your partner only got three wrong stand up". And he would do that all the way to zero. If your partner was still standing because you got them all right, he gave them candy. Not the person who got it all right but the person checked the notebook of the person who got it right. So the person who got the 100 got nothing and the person who checked the notebook got candy.

[@pandapan5797]

What the heck, what was going on the teacher's mind lmao

[@austinduffy108]

My school is public and crawling with soldiers, I'm not saying being a soldier is a bad thing but the school emphasizes that going into the army is as important if not needed to go INTO college. Every week there would be a stand in the middle of the school with soldiers there to sign those interested up with emails, programs, the whole nine yards just without being shipped out on a mission that moment. when the whole North Korea crisis was going on all at once those who signed up for an email got a letter through the school saying that once they turn 18 they're going to be shipped out basically, some kids legit thought they were about to be shipped to North Korea within the next few hours but didnt. I didn't really noticed how much they forced this idea on us until one day in my history class, bell just rang, and before the teacher could start her lesson 3 soldiers came in and basically hijacked the hour and a half long class to try and convince us to go to the military. And I don't mean "here's why the military is good." No they specifically went to Every kid and asked if they wanted to go or not, and if they didn't they had to give what was their reason and they spent a good 5-10 minutes trying to convince that kid to go. One kid legit was bombarded by all three of them for a good 10 minutes because he was high and wasn't giving a complete answer and they wanted an answer out of him. When they came to me I just said I wasn't interested, they kept trying to find a reason and I personallycwasnt interested at all. They asked what I wanted to do after high school and I said go to a community college to get my basic education out of the way and then go to a medical school to be an X-Ray technition. Their response? "That's one of the most stupid things to do!" And basically explain why it was bad to be in the medical field for a good 5 minutes as the class laughed at me before he than started, "well you'll be able to accomplish your skills as a X-Ray tech if your in the army." Than go into the programs that I could join once in the army like he just didn't bash the medical field just a few seconds ago. I can pretty much say I'm defiantly not going into the army after that train wreck

[@yoongiyuu3086]

4:30 my “sex ed” was lumped into my freshman biology class and basically it was a day of them showing us a bunch of stds and then a video of child birth💀 we don’t even have a health class for that kind of stuff

[@evan3687]

Elementary School: -My friend tried to staple his forehead. he was going through some crap at school and that was the only way he could think of to get attention to it. -We had an older basket ball hoop that while some of the kids were playing basketball fell and hit a girl's head. Middle school: -Kid threatened to shoot up the school -Another kid was found huffing sharpies in the bathroom. -A group of girls in my chorus were vaping in the back of the class while we had a sub. I was in the room but have a very poor sense of smell so I didn't know until after they got found out. -Several of the same girls overdosed on edibles later that month. Starting highschool this year • ▽ •;

[@insertusernamehere3173]

Oof, good luck buddy

[@katiemuskopf9883]

Same bro. Fingers crossed for the both of us

[@marsbars2286]

Good luck...

[@charliecaturnip4438]

I stapled my finger at work recently lmaooo

[@thedoodleverseart]

... I've been through 2 school drug searches and 2 shooter threats, as well as being on the outside of 1 bomb threat (I was attending a different school but my boyfriend was attending the threatened one)

[@imvibin2931]

school: we don't have the funds for students to learn how to survive in their house. school: school: school: gUESS THEY CAN MAKE THEIR OWN HOUSE THEN

[@lilisalcedo9523]

School: let's redo the whole gym!!

[@ghostgem27]

5:50 oh mi gosh I'm so happy that you got a carnation that's so cut- oh... Oh no. So sorry! Oh man.

[@emeliajacobs8424]

I remember in middle school the weird kids pulled a prank.(They did this all the time they’d ask the teachers permission and even got them to be apart of the pranks) This prank went like this... One of the kids was standing up and talking about his theory (I don’t remember what class this was) anyway in the middle of his speech a whole arm reached in the room to turn off the light, and we all look over and see the kids arm speed out of the room. We all look back at the kid, and like 3 secs later starts screaming about how a ghost is here. I think a kid even said he saw the hand turn on the light or whateves. The funniest part was the teacher just sitting there pretending the whole thing was real.

[@aalien270]

"they signed a contract so they are allowed to hit kids" SHOULDN'T THAT BE ILLEGAL?? IN SOME WAY??

[@animalb0nes]

actually hitting kids in school as a form of punishment is still legal in a few states. it’s fucked up but, yeah, it’s legal unfortunately.

[@feathersoffancy8988]

Yeah, it was only recently removed from the school I went to as a child. Granted, they did it in a vaguely constructive manner (the rules were easy for the kids to understand and they gave three warnings, not to mention the parents were encouraged to attend the spanking), but it’s still odd. Fun fact! They sold their specific wooden paddles that they used to spank the kids! Some schools have spirit shirts for fundraising while some schools have wooden paddles, I suppose😅

[@XiaoIsMyHusbandBTW]

Yeah where I’m at it just recently became illegal

[@bellsie]

It was legal like 2 years ago at my small town junior high in Lousiana. Your parents had to sign for them to be allowed to paddle you. I hadn't actually heard about them paddling students during my time there tho

[@otectus]

I went to a school briefly in the 6th grade and if you got to a certain point, behaviorally, they gave you the options of detention, suspension, etc or a paddling. Many took the paddle.

[@bunnybee7598]

As a student in French Immersion in a Canadian Province that can barely speak proper English, let alone French, teachers that could speak and teach the language were pretty seldom, so a couple of our subjects were doubled up with the same teacher. One of the most noteworthy was my 8th grade Science teacher also being our Health teacher. She also never taught us anything related to sex ed, unfortunately, and would instead use our scheduled Health periods to do extra practice work for science :/ we never learned anything at all about it from her. When we told our French Language teacher however, she was appalled (much like your science teacher!), and gave us a two-day crash course on anatomy of both genders, birth control methods, and general safe sex practices. It was pretty gross as a relatively uninterested 13 year old girl, but looking back now I really appreciate the fact that she gave us such good information even at a young age, and was really open and honest with us :) (We did get an actual class on it again in 9th grade too, where the teacher actually taught us, lol)

[@gaypotatouwu5487]

No one: Everyone in sex ed: *I wasn't aware that was something a person could do*

[@theshywolfie6655]

*I'm perplexed*

[@basmalaalkhalaf1713]

Are they going to keep on replacing whoever's in charge?

[@amochikaay]

Basmala Alkhalaf, If so who’s nexttttt?

[@dandylion3987]

@@amochikaay theres nobody else in their country who looms quite as large...

[@_phong.huynh_]

14 and no longer pure ° ͜ °

[@nicotbh8304]

Principal: “We’re gonna finish the gym!” The School: “No… *traffic lights in the rooms* “

[@InGodWeTrust12345]

My principal didn’t believe I was being bullied cuz I’m tall :(

[@derutceldoor7410]

what kind of logic is that?

[@faithg5250]

Eh, you're better than them

[@parkerposies3538]

what-

[@roxaroo]

If you are having trouble with the bullies try telling everyone you trust about it, so they can help you, e.g. your parents and the teachers. If they tell you the standard excuses like "try to ignore them" etc. then don't turn away and let it be it. When I was young I got bullied for years and my parents used to tell me to ignore the bullies - which obviously didn't work - but I stopped telling them and so they assumed it got better / they didn't know it continued until I gratuated. Nowadays they are sorry for not helping me, but they simply didn't know any better, that's why you should keep telling them about it and asking them to help you. Tell them how you feel about it so they know it hurts you and it is not easily brushed off by ignoring. I wish you the best of luck and don't give up!

[@sherbett4016]

1: in middle school, one kid shattered a food tray slamming it on another kid’s head waiting in Line 2: a group of about 20 kids in my grade got busted for overdosing on Xanax 3: Spanish teacher busted for marijuana usage 4: for a band trip, one of my (random) roommates, (each room has 4 people in it), met 2 random girls at a restaurant we stopped at and had them come over to our room to “bring him food,” they delivered him food and stayed and flirted in the room afterwards, they stayed in the bathroom area , and thankfully the teacher came to check on the room to break up the whole thing, the kid made the excuse that they were his cousins, despite NOT EVEN KNOWING THEIR NAMES, he also nearly got caught vaping, later that night, he FaceTimed them for like 2 hours on speaker til 1 am even though we were on a strict sleep schedule, the whole thing was super uncomfortable to be around. I kind of just sat in a corner of the room for the majority of it.

[@corruptpasta]

Sherbet T there’s 69 likes I can’t ruin that

[@Demon_Idiot]

Iris frey it’s at 70 now

[@corruptpasta]

Fellkitten NOOOOoooooOoO

[@Demon_Idiot]

Iris frey some people just want to see the world burn

[@shaden3392]

Another middle school anecdote: a girl in my school tried to run away from classes, prob because she was upset by something, and because the school was protected by closed gate and fences, she tried to get away by climbing the gate. But she stuck her finger in the bars because she was wearing a ring. Teachers and supervisors were running to the gate, and she was so panicked of getting caught she started pulling and pulling on her finger, trying to get her ring off... and her finger tear apart. Legend says it was only the bone left on her poor finger, and her flesh was still stuck in the gate. (I don't think it's true she might have just really hurt and break apart her finger's skin) it happened just before break time, so when I got out and actually saw it, there was just plenty of bloody cloth on the ground, and one supervisor with a bloody plastic bag which, legend says, contained the flesh of her finger. I was in first year of middle school at the time, and let me tell you that as a child who loves climbing things, it absolutely traumatized me of rings. edit: i recently learn its called finger degloving... ew

[@shaden3392]

@Super Greyflash middle school

[@spaghetti7855]

I'm still in middle school, don't ha e any amazing stories, but recently, there was this girl who brought a lighter and set things on fire. My friends said she was trying to set the whole school on fire.

[@shaden3392]

@@spaghetti7855 i mean,,, relatable

[@shadowfoot2486]

Omg, don't look at images of finger degloving. Please!! I beg you.

[@insertunoroginalnamehere6189]

@@shadowfoot2486 ok imma do it

[@amethyst_cat9532]

A high school story about another unsanctioned field trip One of my science teachers was 100% done with everything. My class was mostly problem kids and slackers and only two or three people actually tried to learn anything. (Most of what I learned in that class was from the psychology videos I watched on my school laptop after my work was done.) One day she decides to take us out to Steak n Shake. No warning, no planning, just "hey we're going to Steak n Shake and don't tell anyone or I'll get in huge trouble." This definitely raised some red flags, and when I voiced this concern (parental permissions? At least having someone know where we were in case someone got in an accident?) she let me stay back. So I and one other student stayed in that classroom for the entire long period while everyone else grabbed an early lunch at Steak n Shake. No one got in a car accident and the other girl and I sat alone in the classroom and listened to Dear Evan Hansen, but that whole thing still rubs me the wrong way. If something had happened to them, only we would have any idea of where they were. We were completely unsupervised and I'm pretty sure it was illegal to leave us with no adult supervision for over an hour. I ended up reporting it to my guidance counselor, but thankfully the teacher never found out it was me.

[@CosmicAlliance03]

Not teaching sex ed is the most American rural high school thing I have ever heard. I'm from Texas and we're an abstinence only state, so my sex ed was "don't"

[@oliviapenelopehope4497]

Born lefty; taught to be a righty. I was homeschooled for most of my existence (we moved a lot), so I never gained any social skills. Also, I never had sex ed. Had to figure it out online. . .

[@Kathbunny2]

Figuring it out online is better than "you die if you have sum fucc!"

[@Heavenly_Gabriel]

I was home schooled too, and my sex ed was a radio show that had a parody of it in

[@abilegit4453]

i actually went to school but my mom signed some paper saying i wasn’t allowed to go to sex ed so i too had to learn online

[@ryanslattery3582]

My principle in middle school had a weird obsession with slam poetry and we held mandatory competitions every couple of months, everyone had to compete! It was so mind-numbing to listen to 800 bad poems but so anxiety-inducing when it was your turn to present. Also, one of my literacy teachers called my essay terrible in front of the whole class and then gave me an A.

[@harlensdestruction7115]

I have a couple wild stories if you want to read ---> My Florida middle school (junior high) had several bomb and shooter threats on several yearly anniversaries of the Parkland shooting. I remember one girl who started the whole yearly tradition of doing stupid shit for attention on the worst day possible told officers in our school that a dark hooded figure (very vague and ominous but that literally could have been anyone so they’re lucky they didn’t find someone to pin this fake threat on) who supposedly had a gun. She got years in juvenile detention pretty sure. Yeah but they totally let it slide when I was physically harassed and assaulted by a group of seniors/upperclassmen that left me mentally scarred and worsened my depression and anxiety. I ended up with PTSD, worsened depression and debilitating social anxiety and those douche bags got off with “suspension” even though they only invoked this suspension when the pandemic was in full swing and everyone was already quarantined and set up on E-Learning. I’m not kidding. I checked up with the school to see what else had happened but I didn’t get a straight answer. It’s been like five months now, I still have PTSD, my social anxiety is still a thing (I literally don’t know how to physically socialize with people because I have not been outside in months), and I’m considering asking my parents about pressing charges, however I’m sure it’s too late and other than school reports and letters back and forth to the principal I’m sure the defense will claim here-say.

[@Weeping_Willow81]

I'm so sorry that happened to you... You have every right to file a rapport and get the justice you disserve.

[@sabrexi7228]

It’s not too late! The lowest length for the statute of limitations for assault is 1 year, and that’s just for minor assault cases. If it was really serious, then it can go up to five! Check with a lawyer, they’ll know better than me I’m sure you can still get justice

[@ohno4865]

There's online therapy you can have, and I would 100% tell my parents and press charges- if I were you. Good Luck ❤

[@matrivers_]

Take it to court, honestly this shouldn't happen!

[@djnightstep8066]

You really should press charges, at the very least to do your best to make sure it doesnt happen to someone else. And help is always readily available

[@milkiecookies4788]

you see kids, while this may be geography class, i’m feeling more like teaching english so please turn to act 3 of romeo and juliet

[@SomebodyUnamed]

I don't know why, but you inspire me so much. Idk if its your art style or smth, but you have made me feel more confident about my drawings and actually be really happy with what im making. Thank you!

[@atermis4184]

I had weird exprience with our "health" class (well, in our country sex ed is not allowed, so we have "preparations to family life" instead. It's mostly about puberty, but it's not very good organised). We didn't have to attend if our parents let us, so most of the class wasn't going, since we knew this teacher, and she... wasn't the best. But one time she had to replace one of the teachers, so she started "health" lesson with us. She told us, that if we don't know our pros and cons, we will be: murderers, homeless, drug users, MENTALY ILL, poor, HOMOSEXUAL and... ARTISTS. I used to draw a lot in class (sometimes still do), so when I heard that... I wanted to laugh, but also cry? Next time, she gave us little card with a exersise... which was: Girls can: can't: should: Boys can: can't: should: She also told us, which works should girls do, and which should boys. Since then only one person went to this class.

[@fag1626]

You that shit’s messed up

[@surinasinghal3090]

this is the weirdest class ever..i hope i don't get it

[@reaper253]

Wtf thats *messed up.* *VERY* messed up.

[@arandomcomment1092]

What prudish country do you live in where sex ed is illegal?

[@surinasinghal3090]

@@arandomcomment1092 i live in india there's isn't sex ed in our country

[@_Sofi_229]

The highschool principal got decked in the face with a trash can during a schoolwide fight that started over six dollars.

[@_Sofi_229]

@@jessebutchman Hamilton is life. Also a great go to when trying to stage a coup in high school to knock a teacher off her high horse.

[@_Sofi_229]

@Zayra Maldonado Haha yeah. There was an group of kids in my high school who tried to get enough people to complain about a certain teacher after she dismissed my assault and told me to "get over it".

[@colossaltoad]

4:43 In my experience, learning about sex ed in a science class is way more chill then I imagine a whole class of sex ed would be.