The comments have taught me that a "a quick 9” means 9 holes of golf and he was probably playing that sh*t on his computer anyways 💀
@plurpee. Жыл бұрын
Unless it meant that he popped one off...
@belshanae5240 Жыл бұрын
Agreed!
@LoriKasprzak-yk6nc Жыл бұрын
Putting Melatonin in his food doesn't work. Melatonin works on an empty stomach.
@nitapita9988 Жыл бұрын
Yes I think the quick nine refers to golf ( 9 as opposed to 18 holes ) for those not familiar with the game. ( a good walk spoiled) 👍
@IheartStrawberryShortcakesss Жыл бұрын
So he was playing what??
@Jylart Жыл бұрын
Well, if he "literally won't eat" I guess he will "literally" starve. Problem solved.
@Astara_star Жыл бұрын
That is hilarious! Love it! 😂
@moxiemaxie3543 Жыл бұрын
If you don't eat then I don't cook. My daughter ate cold food for 2 days then asked for cooked food 😂. All because she didn't FEEL LIKE eating pasta and wanted chicken nuggets for the 3rd day in a row
@Chaotic_Observer Жыл бұрын
"go back to sleep. and starve"
@darkrose1618 Жыл бұрын
🎶let it die, let it die🎶
@Lovelyc0rps3 Жыл бұрын
@@darkrose1618LMFAO.
@ChubbiBun Жыл бұрын
“If I don’t cook he would literally starve” RIP hubby There’s a difference in being a traditional wife, and a slave.
@missybuchanan9631 Жыл бұрын
My brother came home one night and cooked his steak, as SIL had left it so it was hot for him. He put dishwashing liquid in the pan by accident because it looked like oil. She still makes fun of him.
@brandiblandford8534 Жыл бұрын
Omg😂😂😂😂 u have me dying R. I. P. hubby😂😂
@tschaytschay4555 Жыл бұрын
Well, no, there is not really a big difference.
@GinnysToothbrush Жыл бұрын
@@tschaytschay4555excuse?!?!
@clay9909 Жыл бұрын
@@GinnysToothbrusha traditional wife was practically a slave, that’s what they mean. Because of how they were treated and what they had to do, they were pretty much a slave.
@alessandrajackson3768 Жыл бұрын
He looks like a giant IPad baby! Wrapped in his blanket, a few strands of hair, mommy feeding him, and holding his iPad.
@Emily-uq3to Жыл бұрын
I thought the same thing hahaha
@alessandrajackson3768 Жыл бұрын
@@Emily-uq3to fr it’s creepy
@blueberrybubble5391 Жыл бұрын
He looks autistic
@IheartStrawberryShortcakesss Жыл бұрын
Yeah it's a spoiled man child frfrrr 😭😭
@timetravelkitty425 Жыл бұрын
Staaaaaahp why is this such an accurate comment😂 I can’t unsee it
@ms_minna Жыл бұрын
I used to think that my husband was my fourth kid. Because I had to always be responsible and take care of him, even though I’m 11 years younger than him. When I got sick due to medical malpractice in an operation and got nerve damage and SERIOUS nerve pain (needed help 24/7 and couldn’t even get up from bed, because of the constant, debilitating pain). He wanted a divorce because taking care of the kids and me was too much. I tried EVERYTHING to be the best mom to my kids despite the pain. Apparently it was too much because I got 2 strokes and am extremely lucky to be alive. He tried to come back. I said no. We’ve been divorced for 3 years now.
@randomlyswatching9481 Жыл бұрын
What a 😈
@zaudreyy11 ай бұрын
You married a boy,not a man.I’m happy you got of this situation.
@ms_minna11 ай бұрын
@@zaudreyy He was 33 when we met. I was 22. I thought he was mature. I was wrong. 😩 He’s now 49 and I’m 38. Still single as a Pringle but a single mom. The kids were last year at their dad’s only 5 weekends (3 Friday to Sunday) and 1 week during the summer. So 22 days total out of 365. Couldn’t take them any more. 😩 I’m just mad/disappointed for my kids. Not for myself. As I’ve done everything to try and give him a chance to see the kids as much as possible. But thanks a lot for the likes and for your support! ❤️
@marshamohammed517811 ай бұрын
Hope you are doing better, ad u got rid of that ….
@MayoMayhem4eva11 ай бұрын
Hooray! Good 4 you!
@gabriellegay4097 Жыл бұрын
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder - YOU KNOW WHOEVER SAID THAT WAS UGLY TO BEGIN WITH." I just subbed so fast
@Raphaeltheslayer Жыл бұрын
LMAO 😂
@kallieuil5297 Жыл бұрын
You have it wrong Beauty is in the eye of the Beer holder.
@frobbsy27 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂dead lmfao
@brandiblandford8534 Жыл бұрын
Hilarious 😂😂
@DanielSmedegaardBuus Жыл бұрын
It's like the scene from Liar Liar, the one where Jim Carey can't lie. "Mommy says beauty comes from the inside." "No, that's just something ugly people say." RIP funny Hollywood, we miss you 🪦
@EchoesofPassion Жыл бұрын
"This dude's hairline decided to leave him, but you chose to stay" had me ROLLINGG 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ALemonAteHer10 ай бұрын
12:31 Lester from gta
@Jadedness Жыл бұрын
His hairline left but she stayed😹
@elizabthharris6741 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@heathermcscusemebish1981 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣💯
@catwalkster Жыл бұрын
Hahaha 😄 😆
@jomama5186 Жыл бұрын
That was too funny !!!!
@thecoolintroverttv8381 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@RavenFilms Жыл бұрын
That was my marriage too. I stopped having sex with him ever because I was more of a mother than a wife. I no longer had any attraction to him and the thought of sex with him started to feel like incest. Yes, we are divorced. He was a compulsive liar, attention whore, and most of all *lazy*
@eacorpe88 Жыл бұрын
I may have married your ex husband....well actually he is my ex husband as well now.😮
@AnnaRamstrom Жыл бұрын
@@eacorpe88lol. That's hilarious
@nikiTricoteuse Жыл бұрын
Good for you.
@Leahmoonbeamflower Жыл бұрын
How do people not see these things before they get married? Or do y’all see them but just want the title of being married because that’s what “ you’re supposed to do”? Or do y’all see these weird behaviors and just ignore them for the sake of having a wedding party? I honestly just do not understand why people get married when all these red flags were very present…. It’s so bizarre to me. 😂
@Cherry_Yoin Жыл бұрын
@@Leahmoonbeamflower I've never been married, but my mother has and from what she said, some people don't act like that until after they're married for some reason.
@exoticalBecky_Miami Жыл бұрын
My favorite thing about being married is that I've never been married
@lovelymill Жыл бұрын
omg same😂
@ABECEBSC Жыл бұрын
The only reason I’m willing to get married is bc my moms a family law attorney so no problem getting a divorce
@lovelymill Жыл бұрын
@@ABECEBSC is it allowed for relatives to be involved in your divorce court case?
@casteanpreswyn7528 Жыл бұрын
Fuckin real talk.
@meliss9536 Жыл бұрын
Same, girl
@orangesporanges9949 Жыл бұрын
Real people in her comments, telling real life stories and her doing this for views as satire. I’m sad now. 😔 Thanks for the video, Layze! 💛💛💛
@aradialefae4777 Жыл бұрын
Maybe this is TMI but I’m trapped in an abusive relationship and I can’t leave (yet, it’s taken me years to execute a plan and I’m not entirely there yet,) because I’m physically disabled and therefore dependant on him. Im also not perfect and I’ve done things im not proud of to defend myself which has perpetuated the cycle because I thought I was as bad as him until I got a little bit of professional help, & they helped me realize that defending yourself isn’t the same as being the initial abuser. I think that things like this might be factors in people staying in abusive relationships a lot more than people feel like they can say.
@reba738 Жыл бұрын
I hope you are safe , but I'd suggest removing the comment for your own safety. I hope one day you have the strength and resources to leave. If you're in danger go to a woman's shelter or something to keep yourself safe. I've been there, things will get better but stay strong and safe. I understand needing someone to talk to (just be careful he doesn't read your comments) Please stay safe and take care. All the best and good luck with everything In the future 💖
@awryarbi9902 Жыл бұрын
I hope you're doing well today, goodluck
@Sara-tv1wf Жыл бұрын
I hope you’re ok & doing well today. 🫶 I’ve been where you are & no matter how long it takes keep planning your exit, don’t give up on yourself. Abusers have a way of making their victims think they are the problem when in fact the abuser is perpetuating everything. There is help out there, I hope you seek it out & take advantage of all the help that is available. Your partner wants you to think that you won’t be able to make it on your own, that you need him. He’s hoping that the fear of what lies ahead without him will keep you there. Please leave. You deserve it. You deserve to be safe, happy & @peace despite what you’ve been told. 💚🙏🖤🙏
@daniburke9452 Жыл бұрын
On average it takes 7 attempts at leaving your abuser
@TheAvprobeauty Жыл бұрын
I was in a codependent abusive relationship with an alcoholic it was horrible. it took me a long time to recover and heal but I have my own life back now and you can too. blessings to you❤
@staceyelizabeth5890 Жыл бұрын
That woman is really weird to post videos like that of her and her husband. Making him out to be some creepy basement dwelling man-child, and her not wanting to be around him to the point that they don’t sleep in the same bed for 5 months. It’s strange on so many levels, like first of all, if the marriage was as bad as what she says, then they need a divorce. Second of all, if she’s making stuff up or exaggerating what’s really going on, then she’s just a drama queen that wants attention. Third of all, if they have kids, then how gross for her to make videos for all the world to see, making their father look like a loser. I don’t get it, I don’t understand why people think it’s ok to make crappy videos like that.
@babyturkey8342 Жыл бұрын
Yeah this is really creepy. If she's just exaggerating it for social media then it's weird. Cause why would you? But if this is genuinely how their relationship is that is so f****** weird to post it on social media like that. Idk...just creepy vibes
@SolidSiren Жыл бұрын
I think you missed the huge part where he IS a loser spending all his time in the basement. Nothing in her videos was rude toward him it was just her feeling lonely and awful because he's like another child..
@raebsen Жыл бұрын
@SolidSiren somebody is going to work and earning a plush enough income to finance that big house. For all we know he works tons and is home for 2 hours/day when not asleep and chooses to spend it relaxing in his man den. Who knows tho... we're only seeing 1 perspective and a snapshot at that.
@savannahbrown1170 Жыл бұрын
@@raebsenShe works too though as a Registered Nurse
@awryarbi9902 Жыл бұрын
@@raebsenshe's a nurse
@siebearslife Жыл бұрын
my parents had this exact relationship when i was growing up, except theirs turned into physical violence and led to a divorce before my dads passing in 2018. my mom never once spoke out about it to my family, let alone social media. hearing her admit my dad was toxic and he was abusive at times took years, even after his death. this woman lied about abuse for views, lied about a toxic dynamic for views, when these kinds of relationships are very real and traumatizing, especially for kids involved. it’s a mockery of real abuse and for what? views and strangers concern from the internet? this makes my blood boil.
@swimfast72410 ай бұрын
My parents have the exact same relationship too. My dad was never violent though like yours. He refused to do ANYTHING. It was easier for my mom to stay married than be divorced because of medical insurance and other financial stuff. I have been really sick for the past few years and his refusal to help while I was in the hospital or needed care was the last straw for my mom. That's when she kicked him out
@devynhayley641110 ай бұрын
I mean people don’t handle things the same but I do think this girl is a clout chaser and full of shit
@NebulousNector Жыл бұрын
If it wasn’t satire. She wouldn’t have been able to film him. People jus watch forgetting there’s a camera in her hand too so he knows he being filmed
@SecretWars98 Жыл бұрын
Exactly 😂
@aaliyahwilliams7794 Жыл бұрын
What does satire mean
@SecretWars98 Жыл бұрын
@@aaliyahwilliams7794 It basically means she’s doing these skits to make fun of this kind of behavior, it’s not a hidden camera & he knows what’s going on & is playing along. At least we hope so anyway! 😂
@xpandorasboxx Жыл бұрын
Eh, could be satire, could not be. Not everyone cares or will change their behavior when being filmed. Won't ever know for sure unless the couple is met and interacted with
@MonetAllDay Жыл бұрын
I think the past 5 - 10 years have shown us that many people really do not care about their behavior being caught on camera because they're not ashamed of it. If they were normal he wouldn't agree to it at all, especially in this ambiguous way because it makes him look PATHETIC 🤣 Unless he has a shaming kink, normal people won't do this.
@zeauhhhz Жыл бұрын
the fact that if the wife just up and left with the kids the husband wouldnt even notice until he started to get hungry
@slinkywhippet Жыл бұрын
I pretty much won the lottery with my husband ❤ Been together 23 years and despite going thro trauma after trauma, and ongoing physical & mental health issues, we're still best friends & love each other more than ever ❤
@dinasings Жыл бұрын
LIES! I don't believe you. Or, maybe, because of your mental health issues, you are in ignorant bliss together.
@bailey7792 Жыл бұрын
@dinasings Jesus lady. Based on your comment history.. you are an extremely miserable human being with a sad excuse for a marriage. Just because you like to run around the internet letting everyone know what an impotent slob your own husband is.. doesnt mean everyone else feels the same way about theirs. Is it honestly THAT hard to believe that some people actually like their spouses? The way you speak about your husband is disgusting, and I hope you seek the help you clearly need. Instead of calling everyone else liars, and saying they're only happy because they live in ingnorant bliss, due to mental health issues. Why lmao? Because you couldn't possibly comprehend that some people actually love the person they married, and like spending time with them? Unlike you.. some people appreciate their spouses, and dont feel it necessary to run around the internet bashing them to complete strangers. Lmao wtf? You're the one with issues here, stop the projection.
@madie3199 Жыл бұрын
Wow! Wishing you guys many more wonderful years to come! ❤❤❤
@32a.st4r9 ай бұрын
Hope you guys grow old together
@slinkywhippet9 ай бұрын
Aww thank you guys ❤❤❤
@maryjaneangulo-saenz6596 Жыл бұрын
Thats the life, guys want a "traditional" woman but don't know how to be a "traditional" man or they crave a independent woman but get mad because she's Too independent 🙃
@CorpusGreed2 ай бұрын
That's not "the life" - that called, certain abusive relarionships. Not every guy that wants to have a traditional wife is an asshole. Stop trying to generalize it.
@summerwalker21 Жыл бұрын
The food he eats is what I imaging a child choosing for dinner (no hate to picky eaters) but come on where’s the vegetables 😂
@ysgramorssoupspoon Жыл бұрын
This is shit I would eat lmfao, and I’m 23, I have some intense food aversions that I’m still working through 😅
@lilithsdreamshop7196 Жыл бұрын
@@ysgramorssoupspoonyou never know those aversions may leave you as you get older!
@dinasings Жыл бұрын
Can't judge people based off of their food choices... It's just immature to think that somehow YOU make the BEST choices. For yourself, you most definitely make the best food choices because of YOUR own personal preferences. But nachos for dinner isn't an indication of NUTTIN! I might be biased, though, because I would totally eat Nachos for dinner. I often choose appetizers over entrees at restaurants because I have a small appetite and am also super cheap.
@summerwalker21 Жыл бұрын
@@dinasings I totally understand that we can’t eat healthy all the time, sometimes we do fancy chocolate or nachos and there’s nothing wrong with that at all! :) However I don’t think it’s immature to acknowledge that that on its own on a consistent basis isn’t good for anyone’s overall health as they’d be missing out on important nutrients, like I said no shame on having the occasional treat but it’s also important to eat healthy to :)
@SausageSideways Жыл бұрын
I'm 38 and autistic and I'm picky as hell. I still eat a lot better than this.
@loomismyers Жыл бұрын
you are so underrated it's actually insane like what
@Astara_star Жыл бұрын
Yes, I agree!
@jasonellis4330 Жыл бұрын
To be fair, having separate beds and/or your own room separate from your partner *can* be a great idea, if you discuss it and you still have lots of bonding time. It can help with sleep and having your own private space is always healthy. But just drifting apart because you dont like each other anymore...?
@Mfox26 Жыл бұрын
My husband and I do this because I snore and he can’t get sleep. He sleeps diagonally and gives off so much heat at night so it works out.
@casteanpreswyn7528 Жыл бұрын
Legitimately if I ever moved in with a partner I'd need a separate bed. I give off a ton of heat and am such a light sleeper so any movement wakes me up. On top of that, I work strange hours and need a lot of space to sleep.
@sarag.45628 ай бұрын
Agreed. For some couples it is soooo beneficial.
@swimfast72410 ай бұрын
My parents have the exact same relationship too. He refused to do ANYTHING, and they didnt sleep in the same bed for almost 8 years. It was easier for my mom to stay married than be divorced because of medical insurance and other financial stuff. I have been really sick for the past few years and his refusal to help while I was in the hospital or needed care was the last straw for my mom. That's when she kicked him out
@elethegayraccoon55554 ай бұрын
Sorry that happened to you! Hope you are doing better:3
@Furina111Ай бұрын
I apologize for all that happening for you, I hope you heal and get better. Just know you are never alone in anything! :)
@NunyaNomi7 ай бұрын
I complained to my mother about dinner once and she said “I don’t cook for you, I cook for your dad who works hard every day so we have food to eat”. Humbled. Never complained again.
@ananyanyan10 ай бұрын
At this point I don't even know who the abuser is anymore. This is the chernobyl of toxic relationships
@cassandrachristian4328 Жыл бұрын
This is what a married single moms life looks like.
@Jaydensrott1ingcorpes4 ай бұрын
@rasim1rana994 does her husband do anything
@Jaydensrott1ingcorpes4 ай бұрын
@rasim1rana994 it ok but i really need to know does her husband do anything with the kids and the single mom comment is that single moms do every thing for their kids
@Ohhhoneyyy Жыл бұрын
“How do you even know if your husbands down there ? “ he kills me im subbing
@jackapps212611 ай бұрын
It’s honestly so refreshing to see a man that gives women the advice “you’re not his mom” Massive respect to you!
@followthestarss Жыл бұрын
can we talk about the husband’s tan? his torso was as white as snow and the neck and face were tanned lol.
@teremertz Жыл бұрын
It’s called a farmers tan lol
@followthestarss Жыл бұрын
@@teremertz ty I didn’t know! but anyways I still think it’s awful lol
@alnibodycare Жыл бұрын
Golf tan
@janeygotaknife Жыл бұрын
Meaning he probably works too. I keep hearing this is satire. I am Hoping it is because if not It is so sad.
@mszuzubookitty4646 Жыл бұрын
@@alnibodycareyep , and a quick nine would be nine holes. Not nine hours in the basement.
@pr1orities Жыл бұрын
I literally found your channel like three days ago from your second channel and now I am so in love with your content omfggg
@Moi_81 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 Same
@samanthamays111 Жыл бұрын
Been married for 16 years at the age of 36. My husband is my best friend and we literally hang out all the time. Even though we have 2 beautiful kids. This just makes me so sad!
@jennifernightingale1693 Жыл бұрын
I'm deceased 💀 🤣 You're absolutely hysterical! Thank you for your comedy 🙏
@SoftballRulez871 Жыл бұрын
Lol same!😂😂
@merys333Ай бұрын
These are the people that question how you can be happy without “creating” a family 😂 I’ve been off for a few days, cooked my favorite meals, slept in the living room by choice and watched whatever I wanted without interruption ❤
@linag7308 Жыл бұрын
Monday will be 24 years married. We are happy.
@toreason8146 Жыл бұрын
Congratulations!
@linag7308 Жыл бұрын
@@toreason8146 Thank you!
@catwalkster Жыл бұрын
Congratulations!
@bec7666 Жыл бұрын
Hope you had a wonderful anniversary ❤️
@moniqueabundance Жыл бұрын
Congratulations and hope your anniversary was great 🎉. What would you say the secret is? I hope to get married one day.
@krazyworld6433 Жыл бұрын
I feel bad for the kids. It looks like they have an absent father.
@shannond1511 Жыл бұрын
Well a neglectful one, his useless body is there tho so to others he’s “present” in the literal sense
@yansimfan6558 ай бұрын
Seems like an extra sibling
@Cristina-Ortiz Жыл бұрын
I think this is the fastest I've run to a Layze video Edit: Layze, your roasts towards this man-child are giving me whiplash 😂
@bluebell1009 Жыл бұрын
He always serve the best roast lol
@llzy..mopii.5 ай бұрын
Fr@@bluebell1009
@noellenaaa5 ай бұрын
2:44 "This dude's hairline decided to leave him, and you decided to stay?" 😭😭💀
@amandasalley717 Жыл бұрын
Layze teaching men how to act in 1 KZbin video...lol. I love it!
@enna.1re Жыл бұрын
“i mean come on dudes hairline decided to leave him, but you chose to stay?” I HAVE NEVER HEARD ANYTHING MORE FUNNY THAN THAT 💀
@nenechan8156 Жыл бұрын
I LOVE HOW THIS GUY SAYS THE STUFF WE DONT EVEN DARE TO I PRAISE THIS DUDE
@AnnaRamstrom Жыл бұрын
Why you don't dare to is beyond me...
@水-ぱぱぱ7 ай бұрын
HOMURA PFP SPOTTED ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
@saqiakhan-nf6xzАй бұрын
2:44 LMAOOO THIS IS CRAZY LAZE
@Darkshizumaru10 ай бұрын
We should talk about the true crime here... that woman was using a metal fork on coated dishware. You never use metal on coated cookware!
@BethanyMulato2 ай бұрын
😢
@Astara_star Жыл бұрын
Layze "if I saw this dude near me... I would get a f##king restraining order!" That is hilarious! Love your sense of humour 😂
@PettyIsMyMiddleName Жыл бұрын
Who TF signing up for marriage like that 🥴
@meliss9536 Жыл бұрын
It doesn’t start that way
@Leeknaurshairyarse7 ай бұрын
Yeah this sort of thing usually starts after the couple gets married 😞☹️
@shanzamaryam85393 ай бұрын
0:11 he literally have a mustache 😂
@brionyyoutube Жыл бұрын
She is literally his mum. She should leave him.
@firasjemil2136 ай бұрын
Or they need to just talk and make a deal to share the chores.
@anne-claudec9405 Жыл бұрын
Kudos on your production values, Layze ! The double mustache/lip slug saga had me laughing my a** off 😂 I find it weird that this guy kind of looks like a 3 year old with a Chucky vibe. He is like a third toddler for his wife. Even though the videos are probably satirical, many a true word is spoken in jest, in my opinion. But hey, I once lived with a man for 3 years and whenever I cooked, which was most of the time, I had to ask him to set the table, because the thought obviously wouldn't occur to him. And he was in his forties. So who am I to judge.
@hoovi_989 Жыл бұрын
5:28 “a quick 9” ⛳️ meaning 9 holes of golf, I’d Imagine that’s what that is a reference too
@mamouilletten1562 Жыл бұрын
Thank you i was a bit confused 😊
@drea-p1q9 ай бұрын
i was gonna say this
@lindziodowd86098 ай бұрын
I came to comments to see if anyone would say something lol. I hate golf but i was sure that must be what she was referring to
@butterdino1804 Жыл бұрын
At that point that’s a whole case of a future child or husband being a serial killer, she’s basically being a single mother…
@LauraLeaLoo11 ай бұрын
I literally just discovered you today and became a member. You’re like the funniest channel I’ve ever watched.
@Samaramcord Жыл бұрын
He's like my ex husband. My current boyfriend(we live together) helps a lot around the house, works a lot and is a gamer. To think I could have ended like her definitely dodged a bullet.
@bhadattitude3579 Жыл бұрын
yup same, everytime i start to deepclean he instantly gets up (without me asking for help) and starts cleaning up as well. He works 8-6 so he never really does anything around the house while i cook for us everyday & clean the kitchen (working 7-3) But weekends are our time to tidy up the mess WE made together, get intimate & play video games all day long.
@Samaramcord Жыл бұрын
@@bhadattitude3579 yeah that guy wants a mother not a partner
@videowatcheriAlberta2 ай бұрын
Just don't marry him.
@Samaramcord2 ай бұрын
@@videowatcheriAlberta I married before living together so I had no idea he was like that even after 7 years of relationship. That is why now I find it important to get to know partners(live together) before marriage and having kids. My family is hispanic and religious so I felt I had no choice as I was very young.
@Uninfluenecer Жыл бұрын
Looks like she got embarassed and went with the story of oh yeah it was all a joke 😂😂😂😂
@lilithsdreamshop7196 Жыл бұрын
I’m lucky enough to be with my best friend. 3 kids together and still going strong. No it’s not perfect but the love is real, there’s plenty of laughs and I couldn’t ask for a better man. He’d do anything for us ❤
@jasjasss Жыл бұрын
she feeds him like a 5 year old... but wants him to grow up? 🤔😵💫
@Czaint Жыл бұрын
Did you not understand that he’s a super picky eater? 😂
@jasjasss Жыл бұрын
@@Czaint & did YOU not understand that she wants him to GROW UP b/c that 'super picky eater' stuff is what kids do. 😵💫
@galacticnerd3243 Жыл бұрын
@@jasjassschances are he's just mentally disabled. this isn't uncommon for them. They both could do a lot better however the being a picky eater isn't the worst part imo
@KhadijahsMamma Жыл бұрын
Lol but not lol 😭😂
@loriloo1039 Жыл бұрын
I’m married! My husband helps with the cooking, cleaning and laundry room. We both have good jobs and everything is great. Marriage is not all bad. You just have to find the right match.
@janetmartin5382 Жыл бұрын
The shit people put on TickTock makes us normal people think WTF 🤪🤪
@ALCV11 Жыл бұрын
There’s nothing more unappealing than someone else’s baby man. If the relationship works then great, but that’s something that’s best kept private. Side note, I think “a quick 9” usually refers to 9 holes of golf. But who knows here.
@DocBree13 Жыл бұрын
She has a better marriage than my 18 miserable years were
@Cityofemeralds Жыл бұрын
😂
@donnafredericks2865 Жыл бұрын
❤
@mammadingo9165 Жыл бұрын
🦋✨✌️ still going or ? ... It's shit fully unfair.
@mochabearry Жыл бұрын
@@mammadingo9165were’ so I’m hoping no longer.
@anniesmolkin7685 Жыл бұрын
I'm so sorry you're not alone
@shewho333 Жыл бұрын
I know someone who actually did slip some (unspecified downer) in her husband’s hamburger helper on the night she escaped. Sometimes a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do. She escaped and lived to tell. ❤️
@amiraavenetti3692 Жыл бұрын
“ this mans hairline decided to leave him but you decided to stay “ 😅😂😂
@lizbecker16776 ай бұрын
He's not a husband. It's more like she has a pet alligator living in the basement that eats nachos.
@awesomesauce63716 күн бұрын
"i mean cmon, this dudes hairline decided to leave him. But you chose to stay?" HELP WHAT.💀💀💀
@johntheherbalistg8756 Жыл бұрын
I knew it was satire when I saw him getting the nachos all wrapped up in a blanket on the floor
@sheonlywearsblack Жыл бұрын
Took 20 years but my husband finally realized he’ll starve before I serve him like a mother 😂 (We’re 37 now!)
@kimberleyslauenwhite9004 Жыл бұрын
Love the part where Layze roleplays cooking and throws the pot at "spouse" - here youll need this. Roflmao !!
@Greg_The_PigАй бұрын
I’m a very picky eater (mostly my sensitivity to textures from my autism) and from a younger age (8-9) I was making my own dinner if I didn’t like what my mum cooked or I went to bed hungry, he needs to grow up and make his own food if he won’t eat what his wife makes him.
@experiFilm Жыл бұрын
This is why I left my ex. 30, jobless, lives with his mother. She does his laundry and brings him all his meals to the bed as he lays in bed 24/7 watching twitch streams 😑
@dooshkid Жыл бұрын
let's be honest.. that man.. ain't talking to any women. 🤣🤣🤣
@Delilahsocool Жыл бұрын
No girl wants him anyways 💀🤣
@strayberryskz4 ай бұрын
LOLLL 2:32 DARIO STOP- LOL
@elevenpoisons2484 Жыл бұрын
"His hairline chose to leave him, but you decide to stay??" You are the funniest mf i have found on this hellsite in a while
@Cricket011559 ай бұрын
5:49 just ignore the fact that Meghan trainer commented on her vid 😂😂😂 💀 💀
@KimSearch865 Жыл бұрын
This pair is too crazy!! I need a part 2!! I’m invested now!! 😅
@Chic_Ken Жыл бұрын
Satire should be funny. Thank goodness you're funny!
@TwizzlerGirl10 ай бұрын
9:25 those clapping noises were perfect and made me LOL 😂
@crisfied69 Жыл бұрын
Bro I don't even have words for how funny you are, evil, but funny 😂😂😂😂
@mademoisellee310 Жыл бұрын
Most people I know shame me because I'm a working wife, they tell wives should be stay at home doing chores. Well, my husband will never EVER treat me like the woman in the video, he works as I work, he does chores as I do chores, 50-50. I wonder how and why women choose that kind of partner
@mysteryheart53 Жыл бұрын
Yeah the unhelpful partners must be super manipulative
@Sealz_1008 ай бұрын
2:43 I can't 😂
@rhythmsynthesis Жыл бұрын
Yeesh! My husband is such a clean freak, I barely even get the chance to clean things! I go to do it and it’s already done… I don’t know how he beats me to it so fast! hahaha😂
@jacysoul Жыл бұрын
he has an evil face cause hes been sleeping in the basement for 5 years 😂
@PinkPrimate Жыл бұрын
Finally, someone who knows ugly & attractive people exist- 😭😭
@GabrielleCook-w7e2 ай бұрын
4:06 he isn’t wearing a shirt I had to look again to make sure
@Im_simply_here2 ай бұрын
Same but why is his skin part white and part orange 😅
@BranDeeMoran5 ай бұрын
"ThIs DuDe'S HaIrLiNe DeCiDeD tO lEaVe HiM " GOT me ROLLEN ON THE GrOuNd!!🤣😂
@snowwhite3145 Жыл бұрын
I would get a restraining order 😂😂😂😂😂
@Or3ooo4 ай бұрын
2:43 "this dudes hairline left him but you chose to stay" AHAHAHAH
@Graceisthegoat7 ай бұрын
*layze in his room 24/7*
@VictoriaMarch13 Жыл бұрын
Dang watching her cook those nachos made me so hungry and now I want nachos! 🤦🏻♀️ But, I'm too layze to cook anything! 😅
@mamouilletten1562 Жыл бұрын
I saw what you did there. 😂
@aprilvanillasunshine8408 Жыл бұрын
It's literally cheese on chips put in a toaster oven 😢
@yuki97kira Жыл бұрын
You can just cosplay as her husband and have it handed to you
@vyxns11 ай бұрын
I'd come up with a pun as well but I'm too layze to think of anything
@avalonfey Жыл бұрын
On her day off while getting a coffee, was she wearing scrubs? I assumed she must have been a stay-at-home-mom (hence the whole 'the house is my responsibility' schtick) but it looks like she works too?! How can any lazy husband expect their wife to do ALL of the housework and all of the childcare while also working as he sits around playing games all day?
@ElizabethGarcia-nj8dx2 ай бұрын
Yeah layze, a lot of men really expect the women to take care of them and then kids. Never take care of herself, unless it pleases him. If he even works, she works to take care of him financially and in home and the kids. Patriarchy is discussing. So sick of it and intolerant at this age.
@dinasings Жыл бұрын
I been married 25 years. Right now we are in the "WORSE" stage of my vows, but I did committ to "For better or for worse". I live in the Basement. I love it!!! Haven't slept together for 5 years...still loving that part too (he's impotent anyway). I could get a divorce, but that wouldn't be an improvement on my life. We both work full time and make around $120 grand a year combined. We have our own spaces. We share bills. We have a decent lifestyle as far as income is concerned. All of that will go out the window with a divorce. Hoping that the "Better" part comes back to us at some point, but for now, this is life. I am not THAT mad about it.
@mattie_cakes Жыл бұрын
My fiancé and I don’t sleep in the same bed but he snores like a lawnmower and I can’t sleep 😂😅
@Raewoo333 Жыл бұрын
If it is supposed to be a joke she could make that come across a bit better
@Thatone_human1534 Жыл бұрын
“This dudes hairline decided to leave but you decided to STAY?!” 😂😂😂😂 I’m dead
@JadaEnriquez-t9k Жыл бұрын
0:46-0:47 was making me laugh so hard that my mom started asking if I can breathe and why I was being so quiet
@mokcheetoz9 ай бұрын
“I know they say beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, but you know damn well whoever said that was ugly to begin with” 😂 subbed
@mysticalmystery80 Жыл бұрын
You're HILARIOUS. New Subscriber from Clearwater Florida ❤
@KimmieArgyshev6 ай бұрын
My husband has a fulltime job, I can’t work unfortunately. I have a couple of psychiatric disorders (officially diagnosed), and some physical issues, which means I can’t take care of the household on my own. I absolutely hate it, it makes me feel useless. My husband does the groceries, he cleans the bathroom, takes out the trash, helps out with doing the laundry, vacuums, etc etc. I am SO thankful for everything he does, I always do my best to let him know how much I appreciate him. We’re together for 7 years, married for 2 but we sleep separately. My husband is a somewhat “violent sleeper”. I can’t remember how many’s times I woke up because he hit me in my eye with his elbow, he kicks me, he slaps my face with his flat hand. Once I woke up in panic, because I felt something heavy pressing on my head and everything was dark…my husband was laying with his head on his pillow ON TOP OF MY HEAD/FACE. I don’t mean that the pillow was resting on my shoulder against my face, nope 100% pillow and head on my head/face😂😂😂😂
@luvstimetosleep5 ай бұрын
He sure sounds like a violent sleeper.
@_Onx_5 ай бұрын
I swear, I had to get a magnifying glass to see that mans hairline-
@Africanandproud23 күн бұрын
This isn't even a marriage this is divorce but he lives in your basement
@sl33ptilldawn Жыл бұрын
🙄 He isn't worth it babe I promise.
@katharine243510 ай бұрын
My favorite part of being married is having a partner. My husband cooks like a chef, does laundry, etc. Neither of us is perfect, but we try to help each other out. Team work makes the dream work. Til Tok marriages sound terrifying.😅
@clover1593ify Жыл бұрын
Okay this is super weird to me. My fiancé and I have lived together for 6 years and I cannot sleep without him in bed. If he works late I am up waiting for him to get home. ❤ I hope when we have kids nothing changes and we still want each other the same amount
@nicoledoubleyou Жыл бұрын
It is hard. You guys will have to work to find the time cuz you'll be tired and busy. But if you love each other, you guys will find a way to make it work. This lady is right though sometimes you just need time to yourself after being with kids all day. And the only time to get it is usually after the kids are all asleep. So you have to choose between time to yourself and time together. I am the type to choose time alone but that might just be cuz have 3 kids 3 and under and it's exhausting and demanding so I need to just be by myself and go to sleep. But if my bf was more in tune with my love language I'd probably wanna spend more time with him lol.
@rumblebee_stixx1560 Жыл бұрын
I love sleeping in the same bed with my husband, but he has times where his snoring is so disruptive & loud that I cannot deal with it anymore. I’m such a light sleeper that I hear everything, & he’s a deep sleeper & unbothered by everything.