Me: I'm a lesbian and you have no idea what an arpeggio is.
@apokemonrunescape7298 жыл бұрын
+Mia Skates no one asked u lesb
@justme-ew3ri8 жыл бұрын
+A Pokemon runescape Lesbehonest (sorry)
@odinstruck27748 жыл бұрын
+Mia Skates I've been playing the piano for 4 years now. I know what an arpeggio is.
@kaylam58757 жыл бұрын
Bo: * Breathes * Me: *S* *W* *O* *O* *N*
@tyraniterra95215 жыл бұрын
Bo: and THAT, my children, is how I met all your 12 mothers
@Evanthenerd123454 жыл бұрын
I think it's more like 19! Hahaha
@stypolmsyrup32373 жыл бұрын
UhM acTuallY its 18
@ThatControlUser3 жыл бұрын
Harem alert
@samaradashwood14913 жыл бұрын
@@ThatControlUser ScAndAl
@swilson-7383 жыл бұрын
lol
@TheMatthyssen4 жыл бұрын
me trying to remember this video in front of my crush: abestos
@Noah-lo9vb4 жыл бұрын
This is one of the only clever comments i've read in a while.
@user-io3wd2yw2r4 жыл бұрын
Noah care to explain? I’m not to most intelligent :(
@Inconsolable_Weeb4 жыл бұрын
Asbestos is a long A word that’s not very far fetched from Arpeggios, even though the words are completely different in meaning
@user-io3wd2yw2r4 жыл бұрын
Spooky_Invader oh, completely missed that 😳 thanks :)
@vatsal90054 жыл бұрын
Lmao 😂😂😂
@mechalilyz6 жыл бұрын
Friend: "Why do you like Bo Burnham so much?" Me: "Arpeggios"
@MichaelBloom6 жыл бұрын
Magali Lopez Yeah, me too
@yessameer20896 жыл бұрын
I like magali lopez
@MrDestruX6 жыл бұрын
911 likes ??? George bush? is that you ?
@hummingbee_6 жыл бұрын
Magali Lopez same
@sethcampbellmusic6 жыл бұрын
Magali Lopez Thats why I like Jordan Rudess
@WolfPack234883 жыл бұрын
The girls werent even in the sketch they just showed up because Bo was playing the piano
@maron.03383 жыл бұрын
wouldn’t we all
@sleevman4 ай бұрын
arpejio
@bloomfilms6 жыл бұрын
This is the most 2010 thing I've ever seen
@dman42496 жыл бұрын
As if....your from 1/7/18 what are you? My grandad
@austinshearmen92106 жыл бұрын
Dominick Daniels hey, do you remember the good ol' days of 12 seconds ago?
@idekmusic87936 жыл бұрын
Austin Shearmen damn you ancient
@jackabite76 жыл бұрын
idekmusic 2 weeks? Fucking elder
@danielfinance6 жыл бұрын
Arpeggio
@HdogFGC3 жыл бұрын
"This one's about you" *Art is dead starts playing*
@sourdoughofficial1555 жыл бұрын
*and pray the girl doesn't know to play piano *
@onedirectionlover3175 жыл бұрын
Sandor Cleagane True 😂 I play piano and I’d be doubling over with laughter. Although being funny is a turn-on, so maybe it’d work even with someone who did play piano.... 😂
@tonuahmed42274 жыл бұрын
@@onedirectionlover317 well I once impressed a girl with my meme knowledge and guitar skills combined turns out she is better at playing guitar than me...atleast I had more meme knowledge(and she liked it too)
@mustafaamin95164 жыл бұрын
💀💀💀
@fionamcguinn4 жыл бұрын
If I knew how to play piano then I would be the girl that makes the guy thinks he knows more of it than me but when we say goodbye tell him how long I've played and how good I am😂😈
@junnecita31214 жыл бұрын
I play piano. This would 100% work on me xD funny is the new sexy
@rubycake167 жыл бұрын
The comments are full of so many Bo Burnham references I'm starting to see people repeat stuff
+Kayla Barnes Wow. Your eyes are like, an Arpeggio.
@kaylabarnes55568 жыл бұрын
Phantom Drags Wow. That's beautiful! Where did you learn to speak like that?
@el1ijah7974 жыл бұрын
Its all fun and games till a guitarist shows up.
@m4r1ush.604 жыл бұрын
I see you’re a man of culture as well
@davidcapes15674 жыл бұрын
and if the guitarist can sing, it's gg for any other guy in the room.
@oscarwang72273 жыл бұрын
He brings a whole bonfire with him
@rogan-joesloan4513 жыл бұрын
Nobody can stop wonderwall.
@hunde24303 жыл бұрын
@@rogan-joesloan451 is stair allowed
@deflop77418 жыл бұрын
Was anybody else hoping he would break into a world on fire?
@skulduggerypleasant90088 жыл бұрын
That was exactly what I was waiting for XD
@404UsernameNotFoundX8 жыл бұрын
AAAAH AAAAAAAAH *more girls appear*
@Kenzaaa1238 жыл бұрын
I don't think that was a thing 5 years ago..
@STstorm108 жыл бұрын
+Skulduggery Pleasant the last few books sucked
@gate40438 жыл бұрын
+Shane Tissera YOU SHUT YOUR FILTHY MOUTH
@JenAnistonfan18 жыл бұрын
You know what also helps with the ladies? Being Bo Burnham
@Z3MBlE7 жыл бұрын
john fru coz apparently he's attractive AF is awesome comedian, has sexy voice and plays a piano. yup. I'd definitely want him too
@marsbarscassidy64287 жыл бұрын
john fru yeah XD
@adonisadmirer27527 жыл бұрын
Also he has that awesome song called "I'm not gay"
@adonisadmirer27527 жыл бұрын
Or everyone thinks I'm gay or something
@bk79627 жыл бұрын
^ my whole family thinks i'm gay?
@dianisea-hh4uf8 жыл бұрын
Your eyes, they're like... a world on fire AAAH AAAAAAAAAH
@epicjn8 жыл бұрын
Imagine an onion cutting itself...
@soulessexoshock90368 жыл бұрын
+epicjn i met a homeless man named rich
@Assassinboy8084fun8 жыл бұрын
+SoulessExoShock Isn't that terrible
@keii44648 жыл бұрын
LMFAOOOO
@Blitzful8 жыл бұрын
YES
@fries58493 жыл бұрын
“This one will be about you.” _starts playing ART IS DEAD_
@skindizzie29493 жыл бұрын
I NOTICED THAT TOO
@riversworld965 жыл бұрын
1:42 he’s playing “art is dead” and think that’s hilariously ironic
@jakobpearsall46804 жыл бұрын
be more chlli fries YESSS
@calebvonmeding77574 жыл бұрын
Isn't that I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I-R-O-N-I-C
@ororion2124 жыл бұрын
@@calebvonmeding7757 a Firehouse burnt to the ground,a tow truck has broken down,I used to cry when I laughed then I was raped by a clow
@Silverheart5754 жыл бұрын
@@ororion212it's a water park burnt to the ground actually.
@kneeshoe21464 жыл бұрын
be more chlli fries I live your pfp and name >:)
@LukeFaulkner5 жыл бұрын
How have I just discovered this in 2019? This is gold.
@potatoman59295 жыл бұрын
exactly!
@numbo6555 жыл бұрын
youre everywhere
@onemanprotest30985 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@h.j.a.95685 жыл бұрын
Ikr?
@bunnybro59775 жыл бұрын
Helle yeah
@benlafond7535 жыл бұрын
“This is a song from that movie about that dog. Beethoven? No Air Bud.” Continues to play a song by the composer Beethoven This joke has more layers than an onion
@kaylol9344 жыл бұрын
Ben Lafond more layers than a depressed onion cutting itself
@ives66224 жыл бұрын
@@kaylol934 nooooo
@quichrlyn4 жыл бұрын
@@kaylol934 lol
@peterbarlow57094 жыл бұрын
But does it have more layers than an ogre?
@pariot45674 жыл бұрын
@@peterbarlow5709 nice
@CHOCOLATIONZ3 жыл бұрын
Bo Burnham in 2010s: “Say Arpeggios and you’ll get laid” Bo Burnham in 2020s: *Existential dread and possible suicidal thoughts*
@kakyoindonut32132 жыл бұрын
welcome to the fucking internet
@itsavonell2 жыл бұрын
he was deffo like that in 2010 as well lol
@realnowheregirl Жыл бұрын
Is he suicidal?
@PenneySounds Жыл бұрын
It was that all along, people just didn't notice.
@casey6556 Жыл бұрын
He plays a segment of “Art is Dead” in this very video; the entire joke is that it’s all about appearances
@BobBulb8 жыл бұрын
Just realized he starts playing Art is Dead later on
@sagerz65098 жыл бұрын
I FREAKED OUT WHEN HE DID
@NiklasAlex8 жыл бұрын
+Sagerz right!!@?
@shannanmccurry28988 жыл бұрын
I was like "I wonder how many ppl won't get this bc they're subbed to College Humor and they don't know Bo"
@CaptainFatsack7 жыл бұрын
BobBulb me too
@Ac0usticSenpai7 жыл бұрын
Shannan McCurry So true.
@GiffyMcgee7 жыл бұрын
Make sure to follow rules 1 and 2: Rule 1: Be attractive Rule 2: Don't be unattractive
@laughandlive3776 жыл бұрын
you forgot to include saying, "Arpeggio" a lot
@plutoniumZRAGE6 жыл бұрын
I mean Claude Debussy bed-hopped more than a flea; have you seen him?
@chiary.is.not.amazing57606 жыл бұрын
ARPEGGIO, I CAN'T FOLLOW THOSE TWO RULES
@ccc-vl2he6 жыл бұрын
Dammit
@grimmisascorchmain94866 жыл бұрын
Oops I failed
@ethancarlin53546 жыл бұрын
Me: Arpeggios Girl: What? Me: Arpeggios Girl: Get away from me creep Me: Damn you Bo.....
@jsjournal77235 жыл бұрын
It's cuz you forgot to sit at the piano.
@darkassassinkantafly5 жыл бұрын
Did you have a piano????
@mariosmarios91435 жыл бұрын
😅😂😂😂😂
@tobyuwu5 жыл бұрын
U dont skip steps
@MaynardFreek5 жыл бұрын
@@tobyuwu I looked at piano and said I'm a master at playing piano. Never played it nor even sat down at it. Bitches all sucked my dick!!!
@warasdf67163 жыл бұрын
Wait, this was posted ten years ago. That means Bo is 30???? He's always been 19 in my brain
@bluerectangle57943 жыл бұрын
You watched Inside yet? He has a song literally about this
@isfett3 жыл бұрын
@@bluerectangle5794 it hadn't come out at the time of posting
@bluerectangle57943 жыл бұрын
@@AntimoWelles If you can watch it, it's fantastic and it's in my personal opinion his best work
@mediocreatbest92033 жыл бұрын
and now his stupid friends are having stupid children
@jgtb0pl2 жыл бұрын
@@AntimoWelles YES, watch it
@lilynguyen79069 жыл бұрын
Art is Dead was vaguely perfect for this video
@Farazormal19 жыл бұрын
Lily Nguyen "vaguely perfect" if you think that makes sense you should really stop being so pretentious
@lilynguyen79069 жыл бұрын
Farazormal1 Haha you're so smart haha you're totally right!
@Choclamenders9 жыл бұрын
Lily Nguyen Well... although he was an ass about it, you did totally use vaguely wrong.
@louwhyman59959 жыл бұрын
Farazormal1 No 7, be a all knowing douche to a girl, make her feel insecure to impress her. P.S. What I'm doing is no 8, defend a girl in public to impress her. Next time Ill wing man you.
@jincodi41369 жыл бұрын
the word youre looking for is "subtly"
@Scientist1234567891010 жыл бұрын
The arpeggio thing is so true. If you just play a really fast C Major arpeggio up the entire keyboard everyone gets really impressed.
@mymicks2110 жыл бұрын
Remember to hold down the right pedal and it will sound even more awesome
@AZ-nu8bq9 жыл бұрын
C Delany No, sustaining pedal for that foggy sound.
@SirNilzey9 жыл бұрын
Alex Zhou Both pedals for additional arpeggio.
@Thequietkid2099 жыл бұрын
Scientist12345678910 Apreggio (slow clap)
@mysteriousman30007 жыл бұрын
Scientist12345678910 C minor is even more impressive, no need for the damper, they'll be moist enough
@AryaBeltaine7 жыл бұрын
he's playing art is dead, isnt that ironic
@pavelchekov78336 жыл бұрын
"my grandmother was killed by a giant crab"
@alikarami26926 жыл бұрын
*so here's this giant enemy crab*
@MsCunningLinguistic6 жыл бұрын
Isn't that I-ar-oh-enn-
@annabethst6 жыл бұрын
I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I-R-O-N-I-C
@cipo90716 жыл бұрын
Oh i see what you did there
@shreyaraghavan54893 жыл бұрын
Coming back to this video after watching inside...man, he was just a kid
@jacobwatson75463 жыл бұрын
Just a kid... And still more of an adult than me at that age 😭😭
@deathwitheponine3 жыл бұрын
Looks like he grew out of it.
@snivyfan14763 жыл бұрын
@@deathwitheponine Well, the funniest thing happened...
@Shalakor3 жыл бұрын
@@jacobwatson7546 Still more of an adult than I am at this age, let alone that age. (Though, admittedly, most people on average get less mature in adulthood anyway, so what even is an adult?)
@anapple60853 жыл бұрын
@@Shalakor What even is an adult? Are we here? Is this real, y'know? Arpeggio.
@NK-xd4fu7 жыл бұрын
I remember watching this a few years ago when I didn't even know who Bo Burnham was.
@NK-xd4fu7 жыл бұрын
***** Comedian :P he has an hour long special on KZbin called 'what' if you want to see him.
@jrlarkin33267 жыл бұрын
Nicolas K I remember watching this a week ago and not knowing who bo was help I know like 50 of his songs
@NK-xd4fu7 жыл бұрын
JRLarkin Good, it should be no other way.
@NK-xd4fu7 жыл бұрын
JRLarkin that was majestic.
@jrlarkin33267 жыл бұрын
Nicolas K yeah I'm sorry nut they were just words words words
@swiftswalow7 жыл бұрын
1:40 that was probably the best subtle joke i've heard, playing art is dead in a video about pick up chicks using art as an excuse..... simply brilliant.
@Funny246867 жыл бұрын
Swift Swalow bo is clever, the satire runs in his veins.
@thundernomis7 жыл бұрын
Swift Swalow douchebags
@TheSamuraiApocalypse6 жыл бұрын
thunder nomis LOL Fuckin hater LMAO
@renimusmaximus6 жыл бұрын
Holy Shiz I just realized that was Art is Dead I knew it sounded familiar but couldn't place it thanks!
@jamesragen9476 жыл бұрын
I’m shook
@garndt8 жыл бұрын
1:40 HE STARTED PLAYING ART IS DEAD
@PlayerOnePenguin8 жыл бұрын
Even in stuff that isn't even his he still lays these little hints of how he feels about comedy and art.
@MonicaBrighton8 жыл бұрын
comedy genius
@Kenzaaa1238 жыл бұрын
but this was before his last special
@garndt8 жыл бұрын
Kenzi Renee art is dead isn't from make happy
@Kenzaaa1238 жыл бұрын
+Gina Kameron no... I meant this came before what.
@Mr.Stizblee2 жыл бұрын
Now that KZbin has a feature that shows you the most replayed part of a video we can see a bunch of people replayed the bit where he tousled his hair.
@athenaf82856 жыл бұрын
i feel like his getting laid is more an effect of his being bo burnham and less the piano
@pavelchekov78336 жыл бұрын
Who wouldn't lay Bo Burnham?
@athenaf82856 жыл бұрын
someone with no taste
@lockndock19296 жыл бұрын
I love lays chips
@athenaf82856 жыл бұрын
me too. good shit.
@gretam45096 жыл бұрын
Of course lmao have you seen his face 😂
@haleyw.7 жыл бұрын
"Uh, this next piece is off the soundtrack about that movie about that dog." "Beethoven?" "No, Airbud."
@lindsaypinto40046 жыл бұрын
CoolGuy 77 I don't know if you found it, but it's Für Elise ( Bagatelle No. 25 in A minor)
@wynettlapour79615 жыл бұрын
The true joke- *plays Beehtoven's Fur Elise*
@onefourthhuman7 жыл бұрын
"Beethoven?" "No, Airbud"
@yakarotsennin31156 жыл бұрын
Fucking had me dead
@and81966 жыл бұрын
Brooke Tilghman what does that mean
@jeremiahparker93326 жыл бұрын
Kendra Bodelaire Beethoven and Airbud are both movies about dogs
@Tania-ic8pv6 жыл бұрын
Airbud was a classic masterpiece xD
@HeyLilMarvin4 жыл бұрын
Bo Burnham's last word *Arpeggio*
@starcovideos8 жыл бұрын
LMAO I have to stretch my hand to fit an octave and he just relaxed his hand I'm sobbing
@NoktynGaming8 жыл бұрын
What's important is that the size of your octave matches her octave, don't worry about the size of other men's octaves.
@samuelwhite11298 жыл бұрын
Ok, that one... you win, good sir. Well played.
@ryanward57708 жыл бұрын
really it's not hard for me to do 10 keys even
@Zekaroth8 жыл бұрын
+Ryan Ward Same. When I really stretch it, I can make 11 lmao
@soam29898 жыл бұрын
You have to relax your hand unless you want bad blood dessieses or broken arms.
@th0rn36 жыл бұрын
Bo doesn't need a piano to get laid. Let's be honest here.
@aidanknoll10195 жыл бұрын
He can just air-play like he did in his live performance of "We Think We Know You"
@jellubean26045 жыл бұрын
Chrystian Valentyne Once he breathes all the bitches come like a flock of birds to a single piece of bread.
@davidnida83535 жыл бұрын
Just say arpeggio
@thebritlanders45355 жыл бұрын
Buy a cheap, plastic whistle and romantically say arpeggios is the cheap route, but still almost as effective.
@damienwaychester15275 жыл бұрын
Nice pfp
@runningriot79637 жыл бұрын
Girl: When did you learn to play piano? Bo: When do people learn anything? what is learning? what is a piano? are we here? is this real? you know.... arpeggio. that was f*ing hilarious
@hazmaticx19947 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 it was
@Z3MBlE7 жыл бұрын
RunningRiot omg yes xD
@jaredmatthew32317 жыл бұрын
RunningRiot 😂😂 i was dying at that part😂💯💀
@Reversefilms7 жыл бұрын
RunningRiot thanks for quoting the video
@KFWP-bc7rp7 жыл бұрын
RunningRiot 😂😂😂
@sartoriusrock3 жыл бұрын
Lesson 7: slip into a deep depression during a global pandemic, then write/shoot/direct/star in what could ostensibly be considered a comedy special about it, while playing some jingle-y songs therein on piano
@kittygrl8k10 жыл бұрын
Learning Piano to Get Laid: Step 1- Be Bo Burnham
@MIDImorphosis10 жыл бұрын
Octave actually spans twelve keys, it is the eighth note in a diatonic scale, but chromatically is it the twelfth. Arpeggio.
@LPSArtemis8888810 жыл бұрын
Well, if you want to get all technical, an octave is really six whole steps and twelve half steps. And technically it's a span of thirteen keys. :P
@MIDImorphosis10 жыл бұрын
Yeah but he specifically says keys in the video, so for a pianist it's twelve keys. Depends where you are counting from. You're obviously counting the root as the 1 but I count the min2 as the 1 since it is 1 semitone/key away, and the distance between the root and itself is 0. Arpeggio.
@Discord112510 жыл бұрын
MIDImorphosis That's all technical mumbo jumbo gypsy talk. Didn't you watch the video?
@MIDImorphosis10 жыл бұрын
Arpeggio
@veture10 жыл бұрын
Shut up, Meg.
@fnafcreamytip7 жыл бұрын
Your eyes are like... a world on fire... AHHH AHHHH
@bogdan-cristiantimofte56254 жыл бұрын
2:11 "so when did you learn to play piano" Proceeds to poorly explain the existence of life
@joelikesthings7 жыл бұрын
"art is dead" fitted in so well there
@freyaaah69456 жыл бұрын
Joe Adam yeah omg
@EdwinDPZ7 жыл бұрын
Pro-tip: Make sure the girls don't know how to play piano better than you. It just makes things awkward.
@LeWildSister6 жыл бұрын
DarthOliptius yep, I'd just be like- "Are you kidding me with this shit, poser?"
@jordi41196 жыл бұрын
Protip
@spudowmahbrethren93926 жыл бұрын
I would like, but this is on 666 likes ....aaaaand it's gone
@kolehiyala99588 жыл бұрын
But first, you have to be as attractive as him. And that is hard.
@GoddoDoggo8 жыл бұрын
+Queen Bee I mean, he's pretty normal looking to me, but okay. About every guy I know looks like him. Scrawny, slouchy, messy hair. Sounds about average. Although I do think his humor makes him leagues more attractive.
@kolehiyala99588 жыл бұрын
Lynne the Trendy Tetraodontiforme Yep. His personality and humor makes him more than average. And I really find him handsome for some reasons xD
@0gr3128 жыл бұрын
+Queen Bee I have taken shits more attractive than Bo Burnham.
@scottiiiii8 жыл бұрын
+0GR3 wow your shit must be really good looking instagram it
@0gr3128 жыл бұрын
Mandie_Kat It's probably too masculine for your taste.
@th3g00se2 ай бұрын
Him sneaking the melody to Art Is Dead into this video is so genius.
@s.g.75727 жыл бұрын
How to get laid: Step 1: Be Bo Burnham. Step 2: Profit
@Frogulong5 жыл бұрын
He started playing art is dead, and one of the girls said " I love that song"
@deoxtroy8023 жыл бұрын
that 100% was improvised
@wolverineftw7 жыл бұрын
Instructions unclear, mastered Beethoven, Mozart and Bach
@michaelthompson70816 жыл бұрын
Wolverine FTW How did you do that? Did you master their styles(if that is even a thing) or did you master them?
@aidanknoll10195 жыл бұрын
Ah, Bach
@nightwatchman79855 жыл бұрын
@@aidanknoll1019 MASH reference?
@aidanknoll10195 жыл бұрын
@@nightwatchman7985 ye
@restlessentertainment97605 жыл бұрын
Good thing you finished on Bach and not Debussy. I'll see myself out.
@jackkeadle72193 жыл бұрын
Thank you, algorithm. It’s nice to see Bo when he is not reminding me that I need to see a therapist
@anapple60853 жыл бұрын
Him reminding love life ain't much better tho
@matthewbartlett34422 жыл бұрын
“How many single ladies out there lookin’ for love tonight? Yeah woo that sadness out”
@diegeigergarnele79755 жыл бұрын
*Learning violin to get laid* _Get a violin, practice everyday 3 hours scales and thecnique for intonation and sound and hopefully in 6 years you will be able to play a melody in tune beautifully enough to have one of the 600 girls the guitar player got playing three chords_ Life is harsh
@marty67795 жыл бұрын
People who play anything but guitar: "Guitarists get all the chicks" Guitarist: "WTF I nailed Eruption and you say it's too loud for you?"
@Deimos6205 жыл бұрын
Sorry pal but violin really isnt the easiest instument for getting laid. U gotta be God of all violins to get looked at, and they arent that great for solos compared to guitar/piano Source: I have played violin since second grade and nobody thought twice about it. I started taking piano lessons 3 weeks ago and when it is mentioned girls visually show more interest. Its sad
@graysonhood69245 жыл бұрын
Yah different instruments will bring different atencen but u got to rember don’t look down or up to other musicians playing is enough maby get some friends who also play an start a small band enjoy ur hobby should be enough
@swiftlymurmurs5 жыл бұрын
It does have the advantages of being able to show off your quick and nimble fingers (very useful) and it's perfect for romantic serenades
@onedirectionlover3175 жыл бұрын
Idk, have you seen TwoSetViolin’s groupies? 😂 or seen cover videos by Daniel Jang / JunCurryAhn and seen the comments sections? Maybe I’m biased because I’m a violinist but violins are SO much better and prettier for solos than guitars! I quit guitar because I felt like it was only suited as chords to play second fiddle (excuse the pun) to singers.
@jesperlindberg36108 жыл бұрын
I like your eyes and their blue ish brown ish green ish color
@rowanelric57518 жыл бұрын
I how your torso has an arm on either side.
@leafyisbeefy1098 жыл бұрын
+luna wall now if youre my agent you mighr be thinking: -ooh noooo sound the alarm, youre not appealing to little girls who dont have arms, but they cant use iTunes so, FUCK THEM WHO NEEDS THEM
@rowanelric57518 жыл бұрын
+leafy is beefy you sir are my new favorite person.
@ilovenycsomuch8 жыл бұрын
*wraps lips around the whole mic* Oooh Satan you taste soo good!
@AndrewMalique8 жыл бұрын
So we repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff!
@Moonlight-ow7fy6 жыл бұрын
As a girl I can confirm, this is exactly how it works.
@phee3D5 жыл бұрын
As a guy who plays piano, i can confirm that it doesn't
@prashantsurti57885 жыл бұрын
@@phee3D give this guy more likes
@cigh74455 жыл бұрын
@@phee3D It does. You just have to be hot first, and have great hair.
@gorgit5 жыл бұрын
A R P E G G I O S
@samkzz91485 жыл бұрын
Well, you just need to play fingerstyle guitar to get all the ladies
@IanRudderow2 жыл бұрын
As a piano player, I can honestly say that there’s something that Bo isn’t telling us. Maybe the secret really is to just be good looking at funny
@chrisgreenie97858 жыл бұрын
I actually do play piano. I don't get laid..
@firewizardrunepro8 жыл бұрын
then ur doing it wrong
@chrisgreenie97858 жыл бұрын
+Zachariah Brown I certainly hope not lol
@rententee7 жыл бұрын
Are you saying arpeggio?
@shiannebrown82307 жыл бұрын
are you scribbling on note sheets and nodding?
@chrisgreenie97857 жыл бұрын
+shianne brown that's classified lol
@raginggiant70568 жыл бұрын
just realized he was playing art is dead after talking about tussling your hair.
@Asterluna8 жыл бұрын
Hahaha perfect
@Hope-kl6gy8 жыл бұрын
Raging Giant I knew it was from one of his songs, that's hilarious!
@Jegbmf6 жыл бұрын
That is actually a very subtle joke. Think about the meaning and the message of Art is Dead and then think about what bo is doing in this video
@LucyLiu02127 жыл бұрын
The piano is the easiest instrument to play, but the toughest instrument to master, arpeggio.
@scusachannel16826 жыл бұрын
Absolutely.
@lockndock19296 жыл бұрын
Yes, arpeggio.
@louisgardner55806 жыл бұрын
Is it though? Or is this just a circle jerk comment to make any pianists think they're better than they are
@amann44676 жыл бұрын
louis gardner This goes for literally any instrument so yes, it is a circle jerk.
@tricanle74916 жыл бұрын
louis gardner idk, might hold some truth to it. Can play piano and violin fluently, though the vibe and styles between songs in piano are so drastic you have to adapt more. Kind of goes without saying, but piano is more versatile.
@deadgirlwalkingg3 жыл бұрын
as a girl who just fell in love with Bo and generally falls for attractive and funny pianists, I can confirm this works
@gabrielyudi51092 жыл бұрын
Good to know
@SelfImprovement11112 жыл бұрын
Is it also because there’s lots of girls interested in him. I always thought that when a person is good looking many more girls are attracted to them and the more girls are attracted the higher the attraction goes because everyone wants someone who is so desired by everyone else.
@katydid-99968 жыл бұрын
1:11 "Notice how I didn't make an easy penis joke, because integrity is sexy as well," Bless you, Bo.
@ashjarnicki85588 жыл бұрын
Too bad those hands can't fit inside a Pringles can.
@Currently_Gaming6 жыл бұрын
Ash Jarnicki yes..
@AdamSmith-jb2lf6 жыл бұрын
Ash Jarnicki girls vs Pringles what's more important to you
@ahlissah6 жыл бұрын
Adam Smith pringles
@zankthegreat42916 жыл бұрын
Look at all those hands that can't fit inside a Pringle can
@neonitek6 жыл бұрын
Pringles = Happiness
@savannahharford98607 жыл бұрын
Just play a G note, you'll have all of the ladies.
@pavelchekov78336 жыл бұрын
DONT YOU DARE
@prulinesale88296 жыл бұрын
No no no. That's the mating call only to be done on 3/22
@jonahyogman62826 жыл бұрын
Its just a note why would anyone care
@AdiHasArrived6 жыл бұрын
Play random notes in C Major
@kodymileski55416 жыл бұрын
I'm a real G shorty that can really find your G spot.......provided that you point me in the right direction.
@alexschneider16673 жыл бұрын
This is intended as a parody, but this is like half the fan base after inside (specifically after problematic, “daddy made you your favorite open wide”, and when he makes socko call him sir)
@Rakuziio6 жыл бұрын
Girl: When did you learn to play the piano? BO: When do people learn anything? What is learning? What is a piano? Are we here? Is this real? Ya'know. Girls: Yaaaaahhhh! BO: Arpeggio. I just love that part so much 🤣
@siem_jacobsicantanymore4 жыл бұрын
agreed hahaha
@TheMJfromTN8 жыл бұрын
Arpeggio
@katydid-99968 жыл бұрын
*swoon*
@cumonmehplez45247 жыл бұрын
Michael Jones *Orgasms*
@Hero_DZN7 жыл бұрын
😂
@WingoEthan7 жыл бұрын
I just came buckets
@aldancyrcayetano15646 жыл бұрын
Thats so hot.
@aliciajoy74738 жыл бұрын
"You take the bottom, I'll take the top." ....I see what you did there...
@jp38136 жыл бұрын
Because he said "innuendo".
@jayw70486 жыл бұрын
Arpeggio
@cinnamera6 жыл бұрын
breen playz *Moans sensually* gOD DAMNIT
@metaford37464 жыл бұрын
How to get laid: the easier way Step 1: have a guitars Step 2: sit on the same piece of grass everyday at school Step 3: only know how to play wonderwall by oasis Step 4:????? Step 5:profit
@marneuscalgar12874 жыл бұрын
Mahapatra Shashwat They’re course and rough and irritating, and they get everywhere.
@haltdieklappe79724 жыл бұрын
The sitting on grass part lmao. That’s so true
@jorgitolopez1024 жыл бұрын
Well, that's how I got my first girlfriend
@corinthia62614 жыл бұрын
You forget to mention no shoes. That is a vital step of the processe.
@engr.h.mbasirijaz12493 жыл бұрын
@@jorgitolopez102 really ??
@ionaf98 жыл бұрын
He plays the start of 'art is dead' at 1:39 I think I watch too much of Bo...
@gtaxivxninjaxsniper8 жыл бұрын
Yup
@sunkter32848 жыл бұрын
yup I love bo Burnham I already watched his new show
@ionaf98 жыл бұрын
unknown person same it's great! I've been trying to explain why I hate lip sync battles for so long and finally someone else agrees
@luka_88 жыл бұрын
+unknown person Ye this was the first time a comedy show made me cry. It's the best thing I've seen in my entire life
@kylesanders31298 жыл бұрын
I definitely agree. As someone who grew up watching Bo on KZbin and seeing his comedic style grow in some of the same ways that I did has been crazy. Make Happy is in my top 5 favorite comedic specials, and I think that Bo is really making something that more intelligent fans can understand, but at the same way, he keeps it so simple with all of the different bits. I've watched it 3 times now with different members of my family and I don't think that it will ever get old.
@bobacat8706 жыл бұрын
People: why do you like piano Me: arpeggios People: your weird
@spamsingles59486 жыл бұрын
You're*
@dimitrispavlis82645 жыл бұрын
@@spamsingles5948 I was sure this would be the reply.
@nailbiter14 жыл бұрын
Dimitris pavlis i was sure one of the 2 of you would be “*you’re”
@Danny-no7jp4 жыл бұрын
@@dimitrispavlis8264 I was sure someone would be bothered by someone else correcting bad English.
@paris27774 жыл бұрын
You’re*
@nopeidontexist32666 жыл бұрын
Im a simple woman i see bo i click
@JosselynC20496 жыл бұрын
Hahaha 😂😂
@JackRabbitSlim6 жыл бұрын
*single woman
@zgredczwartyniesamowity3635 жыл бұрын
it's incredible how similar man and woman are. spimple woman clicks on Bo spimple man clicks to on Bo... obs
@momkybananman99555 жыл бұрын
You have an anime profile picture. Your opinion is invalid
@Deimos6205 жыл бұрын
Further evidence that Bo doesnt need the piano to get laid
@Ai.Mi_5-253 жыл бұрын
What a funny guy, I sure hope he finds great success on the internet in the future.
@NguyenNguyen-oz5tq3 жыл бұрын
Yeah if he gets lucky netflix might get him a special in the future or something
@PenneySounds Жыл бұрын
He's living in the future. Uh-huh.
@britneycampbell86965 жыл бұрын
Me, gay and hopeful, bursting through the doors of a music and arts: sup ladies arpeggios am I right?
@lac17693 жыл бұрын
You have such a way with words 😍❤️
@noahs15813 жыл бұрын
Oh, such poetry~
@misnomer63453 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah baby
@vaishrox663 жыл бұрын
❤
@Akiras_number1hater3 жыл бұрын
😩🥵👀😳
@Giggeles6 жыл бұрын
“WARNING” This only works in the early 2010s
@The1nvisibleJeevas5 жыл бұрын
It's 2018 and this video still makes me wish I was Bo's piano
@Absolutely_puck_fakestine5 жыл бұрын
@@The1nvisibleJeevas It's not 2018
@The1nvisibleJeevas5 жыл бұрын
Rocco siffredi it was when I made that comment
@Absolutely_puck_fakestine5 жыл бұрын
@@The1nvisibleJeevas You were wrong, it's 2019 now.
@resatozz15055 жыл бұрын
why? was that the last time you got laid
@NickRoman9 жыл бұрын
"Beethoven? No Air Bud" LMAO I don't know why that was so funny, but it was.
@tiernanmchugh96556 жыл бұрын
CoolGuy 77 if you're asking because you don't know it is Beethoven Fur Elise
@ohmyvoid3 жыл бұрын
“when do people learn anything? what is learning? what is a piano? are we here? is this real? u know...?” “yeah” “arpeggio.”
@emilyd75288 жыл бұрын
oh my god he played art is dead briefly
@jrlarkin33267 жыл бұрын
bo burnham is cool hittin the club I'm vip I got a fake mustache and a fake id I look like wooly willy with a really wooly willy and I bypass the bouncer pass by an ex and i flex and bounce her wowser look at all of bo's hoes looking for a ride on bo's hose
@vipermorrison33707 жыл бұрын
What on your earth is your profile pic?
@Scroogs9 жыл бұрын
Is he playing the notes for "Art is Dead" around 1:40?
@bentullis53719 жыл бұрын
Yeah he is, isn't it beutiful
@Scroogs9 жыл бұрын
***** The line is actually: "So people think you're funny? How do we get those peoples' money?" E: Not to be a dick or anything, just saying.
@LightYagamiI9 жыл бұрын
Scroogsy Yeah, it is.
@go_gorilla_go9 жыл бұрын
He did, because entertainers like to seem complicated.
@Scroogs9 жыл бұрын
itsRYNOstyle Right. But they're not complicated. I can explain it pretty easily.
@gigglesgames15 жыл бұрын
The Irony of playing "Art Is Dead"
@Master_Exploder50003 жыл бұрын
@@175strawberries isn't that I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I-C-N-R-I-C
@_phong.huynh_4 жыл бұрын
He looks like MySpace, but personified into a pianist
@aaronpierce44438 жыл бұрын
Six years later and this is still relevant... and Bo Burnham hasn't aged a day. Screw you man! :D
@musicalcuber22856 жыл бұрын
Marvel: Infinity War is the ambitious crossover event in history Me:
@BlaiyND6 жыл бұрын
Musical Cuber lmao
@valdoestech73855 жыл бұрын
Arpeggios
@brendan44087 жыл бұрын
this video was way too arpeggio.
@lolinnitfam90453 жыл бұрын
How much did they pay these girls to moan softly when he flicked his hair tho
@australianword38123 жыл бұрын
Prolly not much. Nicking a few girls from his fan club is economical
@AndreasDelleske3 жыл бұрын
I would have liked to see one ragged red haired cliché punk girl with a tenor saxophone just jazz jam and click with him and then leave while kissing and touching.
@mirulux23573 жыл бұрын
@@AndreasDelleske sir this is a youtube comment section
@vaan27203 жыл бұрын
@@mirulux2357 exactly
@bart0nius3 жыл бұрын
nothing, he’s a *SNACK*
@Drumwannabe1710 жыл бұрын
"when does anybody learn anything? What is learning? What is a piano? are we here? IS this real? ya know... Arpeggio"
@A-Dubs39810 жыл бұрын
so deep
@19RaxR9110 жыл бұрын
MrKockNoker #deep
@emilyab10 жыл бұрын
MrKockNoker I believe you mean #deep
@alexeikafe53888 жыл бұрын
"how did i paint the whole thing purple" XDD
@acgm0467 жыл бұрын
Everybody recognizing Bo's own song... and I just caught "A Thousand Miles" at the very beginning
@roarguard71316 жыл бұрын
Thank you! Was looking for the name.
@thomasvalen58144 жыл бұрын
Legend has it, that the ladies never stopped coming..
@briangeer10244 жыл бұрын
Fed to the rules...
@Felarchy7 жыл бұрын
All of this in a desperate attempt to prove to his boyfriend he's not gay...
@yuh19556 жыл бұрын
Felfolk or his family.
@cinnamera6 жыл бұрын
Maybe it's cause of they way I walk! Makes em think I like .. Boys
@paddotk6 жыл бұрын
To his boyfriend? Your joke has failed miserably
@gregoryybanez44786 жыл бұрын
paddotk you clearly haven’t listened to the song
@creepercraft11076 жыл бұрын
paddotk r/whoosh
@RTRyles8 жыл бұрын
Fuck! How many hot chicks work at college humor?!
@therecklessabandable8 жыл бұрын
2. Those are just the girls that follow Bo around
@zachahr20948 жыл бұрын
Where the fuck do I sign up?
@birdeynamnam8 жыл бұрын
yeah! i wanna be a hot girl too
@yeesusofsuburbia8 жыл бұрын
No, u just want to see Bo...like everyone here...
@shawntimidsnorunt36258 жыл бұрын
the answer is niuuuuhne
@moviemaen8 жыл бұрын
When do people learn anything... what is learning... what is a piano.... are we here, is this real, you know ? .......... ARPEGGIO !!!! HAHAHAHA
@ivyhallquist31593 жыл бұрын
Bo: *plays D major arpeggio* Sounds complicated, doesn't it? Well, look at my hands. I'm actually just playing the same three notes over and over again. *plays E major chord*
@ivyhallquist31592 жыл бұрын
@Late Night Humans *swooning*
@yalikejazz43806 жыл бұрын
When he plays his arpeggios he gets laid, but when I play my Jason Becker styled sweep arpeggios they just think it's noise. Wtf am I doing here, I'm a guitarist
@raulperez23086 жыл бұрын
Camgrow red I fucking feel ya man although my main instrument is piano so I guess I really shouldn't complain arpeggio
@apocalypsemvp6 жыл бұрын
arpeggio well arpeggio you arpeggio should arpeggio play arpeggio piano arpeggio instead arpeggio duh arpeggio.
@meowtherainbowx41635 жыл бұрын
Just work it into a four-chord song about girls on acoustic guitar with a capo. Maybe switch to ukulele to pick up the fake hipsters.
@apocalypsemvp5 жыл бұрын
MeowTheRainbowX your 2 months late to his conversation
@meowtherainbowx41635 жыл бұрын
+Apocalypse MVP There’s no rule against reviving a KZbin conversation! I could understand if we were talking about a current political issue, but this is about getting girls, a practice millions of years old. Stop being a Level 3 KZbin Hero and grow a pair.
@gagacheva8 жыл бұрын
What about those girls that do know about music?
@GoddoDoggo8 жыл бұрын
+Natalie G Well, he did specify the ones around him were "vapid, soulless groupies." Most of the musically talented people I've met tend to be rather critical of music, not the type to become "groupies."
@ChaseAnderson5k8 жыл бұрын
+Natalia ღ Hah, thats funny.. cause that reminds me that most of the girls I've dated know piano a million times better than me... Guess piano won't get me laid after-all (life plans just ruined)
@eaxlostudios45218 жыл бұрын
+Chase Anderson well, don't learn the piano to get laid. learn it for a few of its many mental health benefits?
@wellesradio8 жыл бұрын
Feeling left out? Don't. I'm sure some guy somewhere has already figured out some other way of tricking you into sleeping with him. Or he could ignore you and stick to the piano. Plenty of gorgeous, ignorant fish in the sea.
@ChaseAnderson5k8 жыл бұрын
welles well man, since when are fish "gorgeous"?! You have some... Interesting taste..
@jbruce31217 жыл бұрын
I tried this at a party......sigh...two old guys walked up...."boy I didn't you played". then I tried to play a very emotional ballad and bunch of toddlers tried to mess me up. I said "ARPEGGIO" and one of em slapped me in the back of the head. No females were paying attention. Then I went home and played video games. :/
@ohmydinosare7 жыл бұрын
Sounds like you missed the crucial first step: be Bo Burnham
@mikethegoo6 жыл бұрын
maurice shoultz it has to be the right party, no family parties or kids parties, this way old men are not there and toddlers will be annoying in someone else's house
@twydog2696 жыл бұрын
right
@aliturk66196 жыл бұрын
I mean, you did get the babes. Just not the kind you were looking for.
@doughboy60733 жыл бұрын
Just now noticed that Bo starts playing Art is Dead. Kind of ironic that one of the girls goes "i love that song"