Learning Piano to Get Laid (with Bo Burnham)

[@jamiemchugh7518]

Having big hands is all fun and games until someone brings out the Pringles.

[@frankinsaneandmyrrh1202]

lmao, bravo.

[@mrlocuslazer8044]

Yup I can relate lol

[@andreasvergara197]

The cross reference lmao

[@millky3634]

Flip it upside down

[@edvardfla3573]

@@millky3634 but by then a bunch of crumbles have accumulated at the botom so they just go spilling all over your face

[@katelynpringle5506]

Learning Piano to Get Laid (with Bo Burnham) Step 1: Be Bo Burnham Step 2: Stand by Piano Step 3: Wait

[@alex_squeezebox]

+Katelyn Pringle FTFY Step 1: Be Bo Burnham Step 2: Wait

[@martluca_]

Step 1. Be Amir Step 2. Hold a recorder. Step 3. Wait Those are 3 easy steps to get your ass kicked.

[@ninboy97]

+Martin De Vries what did I ever do to you

[@ChaseAnderson5k]

+amir radzwan Obviously you held a recorder. My friend just borrowed me a bat.. what's your address? Just kidding with you bro, have a nice day

[@jaimeebooth8663]

Truest thing I've ever heard

[@thecolorpurple6401]

"This one will be about you." **starts to play art is dead.* Fair enough.

[@NavJordaan]

Lol

[@delriobookclub224]

Anonymous Beholder oof

[@ca-jengrootherder7562]

Bo fans : 😭(waits for him to start singing)

[@warrenkeystone5195]

That's actually clever, Bo is a genius

[@BudderB0y2222]

@@ca-jengrootherder7562 The less singing the more introspective

[@brontesenth]

Had to revisit this masterpiece after "Inside." "Arpeggio"

[@ValoxElwin]

He's gotten so much older

[@youarelikepapa]

@@ValoxElwin 10 years will do that to you lol

[@brynb9493]

same!!

[@shgh2695]

"Arpeggio." *moans loudly*

[@TuNguyen-ky4tr]

HA

[@jabberwockthelemur2961]

AAAhpegiOOOHHHH

[@BumbleBeeBug]

@@jabberwockthelemur2961 arpeggioooooOooOOooOoOoOOOOHHHHHhhhHhh

[@2marowful]

bo: "arpeggio" girls: *swoon*

[@miaskates2601]

Me: I'm a lesbian and you have no idea what an arpeggio is.

[@apokemonrunescape729]

+Mia Skates no one asked u lesb

[@justme-ew3ri]

+A Pokemon runescape Lesbehonest (sorry)

[@odinstruck2774]

+Mia Skates I've been playing the piano for 4 years now. I know what an arpeggio is.

[@kaylam5875]

Bo: * Breathes * Me: *S* *W* *O* *O* *N*

[@tyraniterra9521]

Bo: and THAT, my children, is how I met all your 12 mothers

[@Evanthenerd12345]

I think it's more like 19! Hahaha

[@stypolmsyrup3237]

UhM acTuallY its 18

[@ThatControlUser]

Harem alert

[@samaradashwood1491]

@@ThatControlUser ScAndAl

[@swilson-738]

lol

[@TheMatthyssen]

me trying to remember this video in front of my crush: abestos

[@Noah-lo9vb]

This is one of the only clever comments i've read in a while.

[@user-io3wd2yw2r]

Noah care to explain? I’m not to most intelligent :(

[@Inconsolable_Weeb]

Asbestos is a long A word that’s not very far fetched from Arpeggios, even though the words are completely different in meaning

[@user-io3wd2yw2r]

Spooky_Invader oh, completely missed that 😳 thanks :)

[@vatsal9005]

Lmao 😂😂😂

[@mechalilyz]

Friend: "Why do you like Bo Burnham so much?" Me: "Arpeggios"

[@MichaelBloom]

Magali Lopez Yeah, me too

[@yessameer2089]

I like magali lopez

[@MrDestruX]

911 likes ??? George bush? is that you ?

[@hummingbee_]

Magali Lopez same

[@sethcampbellmusic]

Magali Lopez Thats why I like Jordan Rudess

[@WolfPack23488]

The girls werent even in the sketch they just showed up because Bo was playing the piano

[@maron.0338]

wouldn’t we all

[@sleevman]

arpejio

[@bloomfilms]

This is the most 2010 thing I've ever seen

[@dman4249]

As if....your from 1/7/18 what are you? My grandad

[@austinshearmen9210]

Dominick Daniels hey, do you remember the good ol' days of 12 seconds ago?

[@idekmusic8793]

Austin Shearmen damn you ancient

[@jackabite7]

idekmusic 2 weeks? Fucking elder

[@danielfinance]

Arpeggio

[@HdogFGC]

"This one's about you" *Art is dead starts playing*

[@sourdoughofficial155]

*and pray the girl doesn't know to play piano *

[@onedirectionlover317]

Sandor Cleagane True 😂 I play piano and I’d be doubling over with laughter. Although being funny is a turn-on, so maybe it’d work even with someone who did play piano.... 😂

[@tonuahmed4227]

@@onedirectionlover317 well I once impressed a girl with my meme knowledge and guitar skills combined turns out she is better at playing guitar than me...atleast I had more meme knowledge(and she liked it too)

[@mustafaamin9516]

💀💀💀

[@fionamcguinn]

If I knew how to play piano then I would be the girl that makes the guy thinks he knows more of it than me but when we say goodbye tell him how long I've played and how good I am😂😈

[@junnecita3121]

I play piano. This would 100% work on me xD funny is the new sexy

[@rubycake16]

The comments are full of so many Bo Burnham references I'm starting to see people repeat stuff

[@prulinesale8829]

Oh hello Satan!

[@Quest_Mind]

That's ironic

[@thechaostornado6600]

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[@ZacTheLit]

RubyCake16 the nerve of some people

[@bobsquink5133]

RubyCake16 👌👌👌

[@aidan7899]

Arpeggio.

[@emilyhodgetts7021]

swoon

[@ethan_7480]

👰🏼

[@kaylabarnes5556]

Why hello

[@awesomeguy2009]

+Kayla Barnes Wow. Your eyes are like, an Arpeggio.

[@kaylabarnes5556]

Phantom Drags Wow. That's beautiful! Where did you learn to speak like that?

[@el1ijah797]

Its all fun and games till a guitarist shows up.

[@m4r1ush.60]

I see you’re a man of culture as well

[@davidcapes1567]

and if the guitarist can sing, it's gg for any other guy in the room.

[@oscarwang7227]

He brings a whole bonfire with him

[@rogan-joesloan451]

Nobody can stop wonderwall.

[@hunde2430]

@@rogan-joesloan451 is stair allowed

[@deflop7741]

Was anybody else hoping he would break into a world on fire?

[@skulduggerypleasant9008]

That was exactly what I was waiting for XD

[@404UsernameNotFoundX]

AAAAH AAAAAAAAH *more girls appear*

[@Kenzaaa123]

I don't think that was a thing 5 years ago..

[@STstorm10]

+Skulduggery Pleasant the last few books sucked

[@gate4043]

+Shane Tissera YOU SHUT YOUR FILTHY MOUTH

[@JenAnistonfan1]

You know what also helps with the ladies? Being Bo Burnham

[@Z3MBlE]

john fru coz apparently he's attractive AF is awesome comedian, has sexy voice and plays a piano. yup. I'd definitely want him too

[@marsbarscassidy6428]

john fru yeah XD

[@adonisadmirer2752]

Also he has that awesome song called "I'm not gay"

[@adonisadmirer2752]

Or everyone thinks I'm gay or something

[@bk7962]

^ my whole family thinks i'm gay?

[@dianisea-hh4uf]

Your eyes, they're like... a world on fire AAAH AAAAAAAAAH

[@epicjn]

Imagine an onion cutting itself...

[@soulessexoshock9036]

+epicjn i met a homeless man named rich

[@Assassinboy8084fun]

+SoulessExoShock Isn't that terrible

[@keii4464]

LMFAOOOO

[@Blitzful]

YES

[@fries5849]

“This one will be about you.” _starts playing ART IS DEAD_

[@skindizzie2949]

I NOTICED THAT TOO

[@riversworld96]

1:42 he’s playing “art is dead” and think that’s hilariously ironic

[@jakobpearsall4680]

be more chlli fries YESSS

[@calebvonmeding7757]

Isn't that I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I-R-O-N-I-C

[@ororion212]

@@calebvonmeding7757 a Firehouse burnt to the ground,a tow truck has broken down,I used to cry when I laughed then I was raped by a clow

[@Silverheart575]

@@ororion212it's a water park burnt to the ground actually.

[@kneeshoe2146]

be more chlli fries I live your pfp and name >:)

[@LukeFaulkner]

How have I just discovered this in 2019? This is gold.

[@potatoman5929]

exactly!

[@numbo655]

youre everywhere

[@onemanprotest3098]

Ikr

[@h.j.a.9568]

Ikr?

[@bunnybro5977]

Helle yeah

[@benlafond753]

“This is a song from that movie about that dog. Beethoven? No Air Bud.” Continues to play a song by the composer Beethoven This joke has more layers than an onion

[@kaylol934]

Ben Lafond more layers than a depressed onion cutting itself

[@ives6622]

@@kaylol934 nooooo

[@quichrlyn]

@@kaylol934 lol

[@peterbarlow5709]

But does it have more layers than an ogre?

[@pariot4567]

@@peterbarlow5709 nice

[@CHOCOLATIONZ]

Bo Burnham in 2010s: “Say Arpeggios and you’ll get laid” Bo Burnham in 2020s: *Existential dread and possible suicidal thoughts*

[@kakyoindonut3213]

welcome to the fucking internet

[@itsavonell]

he was deffo like that in 2010 as well lol

[@realnowheregirl]

Is he suicidal?

[@PenneySounds]

It was that all along, people just didn't notice.

[@casey6556]

He plays a segment of “Art is Dead” in this very video; the entire joke is that it’s all about appearances

[@BobBulb]

Just realized he starts playing Art is Dead later on

[@sagerz6509]

I FREAKED OUT WHEN HE DID

[@NiklasAlex]

+Sagerz right!!@?

[@shannanmccurry2898]

I was like "I wonder how many ppl won't get this bc they're subbed to College Humor and they don't know Bo"

[@CaptainFatsack]

BobBulb me too

[@Ac0usticSenpai]

Shannan McCurry So true.

[@GiffyMcgee]

Make sure to follow rules 1 and 2: Rule 1: Be attractive Rule 2: Don't be unattractive

[@laughandlive377]

you forgot to include saying, "Arpeggio" a lot

[@plutoniumZRAGE]

I mean Claude Debussy bed-hopped more than a flea; have you seen him?

[@chiary.is.not.amazing5760]

ARPEGGIO, I CAN'T FOLLOW THOSE TWO RULES

[@ccc-vl2he]

Dammit

[@grimmisascorchmain9486]

Oops I failed

[@ethancarlin5354]

Me: Arpeggios Girl: What? Me: Arpeggios Girl: Get away from me creep Me: Damn you Bo.....

[@jsjournal7723]

It's cuz you forgot to sit at the piano.

[@darkassassinkantafly]

Did you have a piano????

[@mariosmarios9143]

😅😂😂😂😂

[@tobyuwu]

U dont skip steps

[@MaynardFreek]

@@tobyuwu I looked at piano and said I'm a master at playing piano. Never played it nor even sat down at it. Bitches all sucked my dick!!!

[@warasdf6716]

Wait, this was posted ten years ago. That means Bo is 30???? He's always been 19 in my brain

[@bluerectangle5794]

You watched Inside yet? He has a song literally about this

[@isfett]

@@bluerectangle5794 it hadn't come out at the time of posting

[@bluerectangle5794]

@@AntimoWelles If you can watch it, it's fantastic and it's in my personal opinion his best work

[@mediocreatbest9203]

and now his stupid friends are having stupid children

[@jgtb0pl]

@@AntimoWelles YES, watch it

[@lilynguyen7906]

Art is Dead was vaguely perfect for this video

[@Farazormal1]

Lily Nguyen "vaguely perfect" if you think that makes sense you should really stop being so pretentious

[@lilynguyen7906]

Farazormal1 Haha you're so smart haha you're totally right!

[@Choclamenders]

Lily Nguyen Well... although he was an ass about it, you did totally use vaguely wrong.

[@louwhyman5995]

Farazormal1 No 7, be a all knowing douche to a girl, make her feel insecure to impress her. P.S. What I'm doing is no 8, defend a girl in public to impress her. Next time Ill wing man you.

[@jincodi4136]

the word youre looking for is "subtly"

[@Scientist12345678910]

The arpeggio thing is so true. If you just play a really fast C Major arpeggio up the entire keyboard everyone gets really impressed.

[@mymicks21]

Remember to hold down the right pedal and it will sound even more awesome

[@AZ-nu8bq]

C Delany No, sustaining pedal for that foggy sound.

[@SirNilzey]

Alex Zhou Both pedals for additional arpeggio.

[@Thequietkid209]

Scientist12345678910 Apreggio (slow clap)

[@mysteriousman3000]

Scientist12345678910 C minor is even more impressive, no need for the damper, they'll be moist enough

[@AryaBeltaine]

he's playing art is dead, isnt that ironic

[@pavelchekov7833]

"my grandmother was killed by a giant crab"

[@alikarami2692]

*so here's this giant enemy crab*

[@MsCunningLinguistic]

Isn't that I-ar-oh-enn-

[@annabethst]

I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I-R-O-N-I-C

[@cipo9071]

Oh i see what you did there

[@shreyaraghavan5489]

Coming back to this video after watching inside...man, he was just a kid

[@jacobwatson7546]

Just a kid... And still more of an adult than me at that age 😭😭

[@deathwitheponine]

Looks like he grew out of it.

[@snivyfan1476]

@@deathwitheponine Well, the funniest thing happened...

[@Shalakor]

@@jacobwatson7546 Still more of an adult than I am at this age, let alone that age. (Though, admittedly, most people on average get less mature in adulthood anyway, so what even is an adult?)

[@anapple6085]

@@Shalakor What even is an adult? Are we here? Is this real, y'know? Arpeggio.

[@NK-xd4fu]

I remember watching this a few years ago when I didn't even know who Bo Burnham was.

[@NK-xd4fu]

***** Comedian :P he has an hour long special on KZbin called 'what' if you want to see him.

[@jrlarkin3326]

Nicolas K I remember watching this a week ago and not knowing who bo was help I know like 50 of his songs

[@NK-xd4fu]

JRLarkin Good, it should be no other way.

[@NK-xd4fu]

JRLarkin that was majestic.

[@jrlarkin3326]

Nicolas K yeah I'm sorry nut they were just words words words

[@swiftswalow]

1:40 that was probably the best subtle joke i've heard, playing art is dead in a video about pick up chicks using art as an excuse..... simply brilliant.

[@Funny24686]

Swift Swalow bo is clever, the satire runs in his veins.

[@thundernomis]

Swift Swalow douchebags

[@TheSamuraiApocalypse]

thunder nomis LOL Fuckin hater LMAO

[@renimusmaximus]

Holy Shiz I just realized that was Art is Dead I knew it sounded familiar but couldn't place it thanks!

[@jamesragen947]

I’m shook

[@garndt]

1:40 HE STARTED PLAYING ART IS DEAD

[@PlayerOnePenguin]

Even in stuff that isn't even his he still lays these little hints of how he feels about comedy and art.

[@MonicaBrighton]

comedy genius

[@Kenzaaa123]

but this was before his last special

[@garndt]

Kenzi Renee art is dead isn't from make happy

[@Kenzaaa123]

+Gina Kameron no... I meant this came before what.

[@Mr.Stizblee]

Now that KZbin has a feature that shows you the most replayed part of a video we can see a bunch of people replayed the bit where he tousled his hair.

[@athenaf8285]

i feel like his getting laid is more an effect of his being bo burnham and less the piano

[@pavelchekov7833]

Who wouldn't lay Bo Burnham?

[@athenaf8285]

someone with no taste

[@lockndock1929]

I love lays chips

[@athenaf8285]

me too. good shit.

[@gretam4509]

Of course lmao have you seen his face 😂

[@haleyw.]

"Uh, this next piece is off the soundtrack about that movie about that dog." "Beethoven?" "No, Airbud."

[@lindsaypinto4004]

CoolGuy 77 I don't know if you found it, but it's Für Elise ( Bagatelle No. 25 in A minor)

[@wynettlapour7961]

The true joke- *plays Beehtoven's Fur Elise*

[@onefourthhuman]

"Beethoven?" "No, Airbud"

[@yakarotsennin3115]

Fucking had me dead

[@and8196]

Brooke Tilghman what does that mean

[@jeremiahparker9332]

Kendra Bodelaire Beethoven and Airbud are both movies about dogs

[@Tania-ic8pv]

Airbud was a classic masterpiece xD

[@HeyLilMarvin]

Bo Burnham's last word *Arpeggio*

[@starcovideos]

LMAO I have to stretch my hand to fit an octave and he just relaxed his hand I'm sobbing

[@NoktynGaming]

What's important is that the size of your octave matches her octave, don't worry about the size of other men's octaves.

[@samuelwhite1129]

Ok, that one... you win, good sir. Well played.

[@ryanward5770]

really it's not hard for me to do 10 keys even

[@Zekaroth]

+Ryan Ward Same. When I really stretch it, I can make 11 lmao

[@soam2989]

You have to relax your hand unless you want bad blood dessieses or broken arms.

[@th0rn3]

Bo doesn't need a piano to get laid. Let's be honest here.

[@aidanknoll1019]

He can just air-play like he did in his live performance of "We Think We Know You"

[@jellubean2604]

Chrystian Valentyne Once he breathes all the bitches come like a flock of birds to a single piece of bread.

[@davidnida8353]

Just say arpeggio

[@thebritlanders4535]

Buy a cheap, plastic whistle and romantically say arpeggios is the cheap route, but still almost as effective.

[@damienwaychester1527]

Nice pfp

[@runningriot7963]

Girl: When did you learn to play piano? Bo: When do people learn anything? what is learning? what is a piano? are we here? is this real? you know.... arpeggio. that was f*ing hilarious

[@hazmaticx1994]

😂😂😂 it was

[@Z3MBlE]

RunningRiot omg yes xD

[@jaredmatthew3231]

RunningRiot 😂😂 i was dying at that part😂💯💀

[@Reversefilms]

RunningRiot thanks for quoting the video

[@KFWP-bc7rp]

RunningRiot 😂😂😂

[@sartoriusrock]

Lesson 7: slip into a deep depression during a global pandemic, then write/shoot/direct/star in what could ostensibly be considered a comedy special about it, while playing some jingle-y songs therein on piano

[@kittygrl8k]

Learning Piano to Get Laid: Step 1- Be Bo Burnham

[@MIDImorphosis]

Octave actually spans twelve keys, it is the eighth note in a diatonic scale, but chromatically is it the twelfth. Arpeggio.

[@LPSArtemis88888]

Well, if you want to get all technical, an octave is really six whole steps and twelve half steps. And technically it's a span of thirteen keys. :P

[@MIDImorphosis]

Yeah but he specifically says keys in the video, so for a pianist it's twelve keys. Depends where you are counting from. You're obviously counting the root as the 1 but I count the min2 as the 1 since it is 1 semitone/key away, and the distance between the root and itself is 0. Arpeggio.

[@Discord1125]

MIDImorphosis That's all technical mumbo jumbo gypsy talk. Didn't you watch the video?

[@MIDImorphosis]

Arpeggio

[@veture]

Shut up, Meg.

[@fnafcreamytip]

Your eyes are like... a world on fire... AHHH AHHHH

[@bogdan-cristiantimofte5625]

2:11 "so when did you learn to play piano" Proceeds to poorly explain the existence of life

[@joelikesthings]

"art is dead" fitted in so well there

[@freyaaah6945]

Joe Adam yeah omg

[@EdwinDPZ]

Pro-tip: Make sure the girls don't know how to play piano better than you. It just makes things awkward.

[@LeWildSister]

DarthOliptius yep, I'd just be like- "Are you kidding me with this shit, poser?"

[@jordi4119]

Protip

[@spudowmahbrethren9392]

I would like, but this is on 666 likes ....aaaaand it's gone

[@kolehiyala9958]

But first, you have to be as attractive as him. And that is hard.

[@GoddoDoggo]

+Queen Bee I mean, he's pretty normal looking to me, but okay. About every guy I know looks like him. Scrawny, slouchy, messy hair. Sounds about average. Although I do think his humor makes him leagues more attractive.

[@kolehiyala9958]

Lynne the Trendy Tetraodontiforme Yep. His personality and humor makes him more than average. And I really find him handsome for some reasons xD

[@0gr312]

+Queen Bee I have taken shits more attractive than Bo Burnham.

[@scottiiiii]

+0GR3 wow your shit must be really good looking instagram it

[@0gr312]

Mandie_Kat It's probably too masculine for your taste.

[@th3g00se]

Him sneaking the melody to Art Is Dead into this video is so genius.

[@s.g.7572]

How to get laid: Step 1: Be Bo Burnham. Step 2: Profit

[@Frogulong]

He started playing art is dead, and one of the girls said " I love that song"

[@deoxtroy802]

that 100% was improvised

[@wolverineftw]

Instructions unclear, mastered Beethoven, Mozart and Bach

[@michaelthompson7081]

Wolverine FTW How did you do that? Did you master their styles(if that is even a thing) or did you master them?

[@aidanknoll1019]

Ah, Bach

[@nightwatchman7985]

@@aidanknoll1019 MASH reference?

[@aidanknoll1019]

@@nightwatchman7985 ye

[@restlessentertainment9760]

Good thing you finished on Bach and not Debussy. I'll see myself out.

[@jackkeadle7219]

Thank you, algorithm. It’s nice to see Bo when he is not reminding me that I need to see a therapist

[@anapple6085]

Him reminding love life ain't much better tho

[@matthewbartlett3442]

“How many single ladies out there lookin’ for love tonight? Yeah woo that sadness out”

[@diegeigergarnele7975]

*Learning violin to get laid* _Get a violin, practice everyday 3 hours scales and thecnique for intonation and sound and hopefully in 6 years you will be able to play a melody in tune beautifully enough to have one of the 600 girls the guitar player got playing three chords_ Life is harsh

[@marty6779]

People who play anything but guitar: "Guitarists get all the chicks" Guitarist: "WTF I nailed Eruption and you say it's too loud for you?"

[@Deimos620]

Sorry pal but violin really isnt the easiest instument for getting laid. U gotta be God of all violins to get looked at, and they arent that great for solos compared to guitar/piano Source: I have played violin since second grade and nobody thought twice about it. I started taking piano lessons 3 weeks ago and when it is mentioned girls visually show more interest. Its sad

[@graysonhood6924]

Yah different instruments will bring different atencen but u got to rember don’t look down or up to other musicians playing is enough maby get some friends who also play an start a small band enjoy ur hobby should be enough

[@swiftlymurmurs]

It does have the advantages of being able to show off your quick and nimble fingers (very useful) and it's perfect for romantic serenades

[@onedirectionlover317]

Idk, have you seen TwoSetViolin’s groupies? 😂 or seen cover videos by Daniel Jang / JunCurryAhn and seen the comments sections? Maybe I’m biased because I’m a violinist but violins are SO much better and prettier for solos than guitars! I quit guitar because I felt like it was only suited as chords to play second fiddle (excuse the pun) to singers.

[@jesperlindberg3610]

I like your eyes and their blue ish brown ish green ish color

[@rowanelric5751]

I how your torso has an arm on either side.

[@leafyisbeefy109]

+luna wall now if youre my agent you mighr be thinking: -ooh noooo sound the alarm, youre not appealing to little girls who dont have arms, but they cant use iTunes so, FUCK THEM WHO NEEDS THEM

[@rowanelric5751]

+leafy is beefy you sir are my new favorite person.

[@ilovenycsomuch]

*wraps lips around the whole mic* Oooh Satan you taste soo good!

[@AndrewMalique]

So we repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff!

[@Moonlight-ow7fy]

As a girl I can confirm, this is exactly how it works.

[@phee3D]

As a guy who plays piano, i can confirm that it doesn't

[@prashantsurti5788]

@@phee3D give this guy more likes

[@cigh7445]

@@phee3D It does. You just have to be hot first, and have great hair.

[@gorgit]

A R P E G G I O S

[@samkzz9148]

Well, you just need to play fingerstyle guitar to get all the ladies

[@IanRudderow]

As a piano player, I can honestly say that there’s something that Bo isn’t telling us. Maybe the secret really is to just be good looking at funny

[@chrisgreenie9785]

I actually do play piano. I don't get laid..

[@firewizardrunepro]

then ur doing it wrong

[@chrisgreenie9785]

+Zachariah Brown I certainly hope not lol

[@rententee]

Are you saying arpeggio?

[@shiannebrown8230]

are you scribbling on note sheets and nodding?

[@chrisgreenie9785]

+shianne brown that's classified lol

[@raginggiant7056]

just realized he was playing art is dead after talking about tussling your hair.

[@Asterluna]

Hahaha perfect

[@Hope-kl6gy]

Raging Giant I knew it was from one of his songs, that's hilarious!

[@Jegbmf]

That is actually a very subtle joke. Think about the meaning and the message of Art is Dead and then think about what bo is doing in this video

[@LucyLiu0212]

The piano is the easiest instrument to play, but the toughest instrument to master, arpeggio.

[@scusachannel1682]

Absolutely.

[@lockndock1929]

Yes, arpeggio.

[@louisgardner5580]

Is it though? Or is this just a circle jerk comment to make any pianists think they're better than they are

[@amann4467]

louis gardner This goes for literally any instrument so yes, it is a circle jerk.

[@tricanle7491]

louis gardner idk, might hold some truth to it. Can play piano and violin fluently, though the vibe and styles between songs in piano are so drastic you have to adapt more. Kind of goes without saying, but piano is more versatile.

[@deadgirlwalkingg]

as a girl who just fell in love with Bo and generally falls for attractive and funny pianists, I can confirm this works

[@gabrielyudi5109]

Good to know

[@SelfImprovement1111]

Is it also because there’s lots of girls interested in him. I always thought that when a person is good looking many more girls are attracted to them and the more girls are attracted the higher the attraction goes because everyone wants someone who is so desired by everyone else.

[@katydid-9996]

1:11 "Notice how I didn't make an easy penis joke, because integrity is sexy as well," Bless you, Bo.

[@ashjarnicki8558]

Too bad those hands can't fit inside a Pringles can.

[@Currently_Gaming]

Ash Jarnicki yes..

[@AdamSmith-jb2lf]

Ash Jarnicki girls vs Pringles what's more important to you

[@ahlissah]

Adam Smith pringles

[@zankthegreat4291]

Look at all those hands that can't fit inside a Pringle can

[@neonitek]

Pringles = Happiness

[@savannahharford9860]

Just play a G note, you'll have all of the ladies.

[@pavelchekov7833]

DONT YOU DARE

[@prulinesale8829]

No no no. That's the mating call only to be done on 3/22

[@jonahyogman6282]

Its just a note why would anyone care

[@AdiHasArrived]

Play random notes in C Major

[@kodymileski5541]

I'm a real G shorty that can really find your G spot.......provided that you point me in the right direction.

[@alexschneider1667]

This is intended as a parody, but this is like half the fan base after inside (specifically after problematic, “daddy made you your favorite open wide”, and when he makes socko call him sir)

[@Rakuziio]

Girl: When did you learn to play the piano? BO: When do people learn anything? What is learning? What is a piano? Are we here? Is this real? Ya'know. Girls: Yaaaaahhhh! BO: Arpeggio. I just love that part so much 🤣

[@siem_jacobsicantanymore]

agreed hahaha

[@TheMJfromTN]

Arpeggio

[@katydid-9996]

*swoon*

[@cumonmehplez4524]

Michael Jones *Orgasms*

[@Hero_DZN]

😂

[@WingoEthan]

I just came buckets

[@aldancyrcayetano1564]

Thats so hot.

[@aliciajoy7473]

"You take the bottom, I'll take the top." ....I see what you did there...

[@jp3813]

Because he said "innuendo".

[@jayw7048]

Arpeggio

[@cinnamera]

breen playz *Moans sensually* gOD DAMNIT

[@metaford3746]

How to get laid: the easier way Step 1: have a guitars Step 2: sit on the same piece of grass everyday at school Step 3: only know how to play wonderwall by oasis Step 4:????? Step 5:profit

[@marneuscalgar1287]

Mahapatra Shashwat They’re course and rough and irritating, and they get everywhere.

[@haltdieklappe7972]

The sitting on grass part lmao. That’s so true

[@jorgitolopez102]

Well, that's how I got my first girlfriend

[@corinthia6261]

You forget to mention no shoes. That is a vital step of the processe.

[@engr.h.mbasirijaz1249]

@@jorgitolopez102 really ??

[@ionaf9]

He plays the start of 'art is dead' at 1:39 I think I watch too much of Bo...

[@gtaxivxninjaxsniper]

Yup

[@sunkter3284]

yup I love bo Burnham I already watched his new show

[@ionaf9]

unknown person same it's great! I've been trying to explain why I hate lip sync battles for so long and finally someone else agrees

[@luka_8]

+unknown person Ye this was the first time a comedy show made me cry. It's the best thing I've seen in my entire life

[@kylesanders3129]

I definitely agree. As someone who grew up watching Bo on KZbin and seeing his comedic style grow in some of the same ways that I did has been crazy. Make Happy is in my top 5 favorite comedic specials, and I think that Bo is really making something that more intelligent fans can understand, but at the same way, he keeps it so simple with all of the different bits. I've watched it 3 times now with different members of my family and I don't think that it will ever get old.

[@bobacat870]

People: why do you like piano Me: arpeggios People: your weird

[@spamsingles5948]

You're*

[@dimitrispavlis8264]

@@spamsingles5948 I was sure this would be the reply.

[@nailbiter1]

Dimitris pavlis i was sure one of the 2 of you would be “*you’re”

[@Danny-no7jp]

@@dimitrispavlis8264 I was sure someone would be bothered by someone else correcting bad English.

[@paris2777]

You’re*

[@nopeidontexist3266]

Im a simple woman i see bo i click

[@JosselynC2049]

Hahaha 😂😂

[@JackRabbitSlim]

*single woman

[@zgredczwartyniesamowity363]

it's incredible how similar man and woman are. spimple woman clicks on Bo spimple man clicks to on Bo... obs

[@momkybananman9955]

You have an anime profile picture. Your opinion is invalid

[@Deimos620]

Further evidence that Bo doesnt need the piano to get laid

[@Ai.Mi_5-25]

What a funny guy, I sure hope he finds great success on the internet in the future.

[@NguyenNguyen-oz5tq]

Yeah if he gets lucky netflix might get him a special in the future or something

[@PenneySounds]

He's living in the future. Uh-huh.

[@britneycampbell8696]

Me, gay and hopeful, bursting through the doors of a music and arts: sup ladies arpeggios am I right?

[@lac1769]

You have such a way with words 😍❤️

[@noahs1581]

Oh, such poetry~

[@misnomer6345]

Oh yeah baby

[@vaishrox66]

❤

[@Akiras_number1hater]

😩🥵👀😳

[@Giggeles]

“WARNING” This only works in the early 2010s

[@The1nvisibleJeevas]

It's 2018 and this video still makes me wish I was Bo's piano

[@Absolutely_puck_fakestine]

@@The1nvisibleJeevas It's not 2018

[@The1nvisibleJeevas]

Rocco siffredi it was when I made that comment

[@Absolutely_puck_fakestine]

@@The1nvisibleJeevas You were wrong, it's 2019 now.

[@resatozz1505]

why? was that the last time you got laid

[@NickRoman]

"Beethoven? No Air Bud" LMAO I don't know why that was so funny, but it was.

[@tiernanmchugh9655]

CoolGuy 77 if you're asking because you don't know it is Beethoven Fur Elise

[@ohmyvoid]

“when do people learn anything? what is learning? what is a piano? are we here? is this real? u know...?” “yeah” “arpeggio.”

[@emilyd7528]

oh my god he played art is dead briefly

[@jrlarkin3326]

bo burnham is cool hittin the club I'm vip I got a fake mustache and a fake id I look like wooly willy with a really wooly willy and I bypass the bouncer pass by an ex and i flex and bounce her wowser look at all of bo's hoes looking for a ride on bo's hose

[@vipermorrison3370]

What on your earth is your profile pic?

[@Scroogs]

Is he playing the notes for "Art is Dead" around 1:40?

[@bentullis5371]

Yeah he is, isn't it beutiful

[@Scroogs]

***** The line is actually: "So people think you're funny? How do we get those peoples' money?" E: Not to be a dick or anything, just saying.

[@LightYagamiI]

Scroogsy Yeah, it is.

[@go_gorilla_go]

He did, because entertainers like to seem complicated.

[@Scroogs]

itsRYNOstyle Right. But they're not complicated. I can explain it pretty easily.

[@gigglesgames1]

The Irony of playing "Art Is Dead"

[@Master_Exploder5000]

@@175strawberries isn't that I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I-C-N-R-I-C

[@_phong.huynh_]

He looks like MySpace, but personified into a pianist

[@aaronpierce4443]

Six years later and this is still relevant... and Bo Burnham hasn't aged a day. Screw you man! :D

[@musicalcuber2285]

Marvel: Infinity War is the ambitious crossover event in history Me:

[@BlaiyND]

Musical Cuber lmao

[@valdoestech7385]

Arpeggios

[@brendan4408]

this video was way too arpeggio.

[@lolinnitfam9045]

How much did they pay these girls to moan softly when he flicked his hair tho

[@australianword3812]

Prolly not much. Nicking a few girls from his fan club is economical

[@AndreasDelleske]

I would have liked to see one ragged red haired cliché punk girl with a tenor saxophone just jazz jam and click with him and then leave while kissing and touching.

[@mirulux2357]

@@AndreasDelleske sir this is a youtube comment section

[@vaan2720]

@@mirulux2357 exactly

[@bart0nius]

nothing, he’s a *SNACK*

[@Drumwannabe17]

"when does anybody learn anything? What is learning? What is a piano? are we here? IS this real? ya know... Arpeggio"

[@A-Dubs398]

so deep

[@19RaxR91]

MrKockNoker #deep

[@emilyab]

MrKockNoker I believe you mean #deep

[@alexeikafe5388]

"how did i paint the whole thing purple" XDD

[@acgm046]

Everybody recognizing Bo's own song... and I just caught "A Thousand Miles" at the very beginning

[@roarguard7131]

Thank you! Was looking for the name.

[@thomasvalen5814]

Legend has it, that the ladies never stopped coming..

[@briangeer1024]

Fed to the rules...

[@Felarchy]

All of this in a desperate attempt to prove to his boyfriend he's not gay...

[@yuh1955]

Felfolk or his family.

[@cinnamera]

Maybe it's cause of they way I walk! Makes em think I like .. Boys

[@paddotk]

To his boyfriend? Your joke has failed miserably

[@gregoryybanez4478]

paddotk you clearly haven’t listened to the song

[@creepercraft1107]

paddotk r/whoosh

[@RTRyles]

Fuck! How many hot chicks work at college humor?!

[@therecklessabandable]

2. Those are just the girls that follow Bo around

[@zachahr2094]

Where the fuck do I sign up?

[@birdeynamnam]

yeah! i wanna be a hot girl too

[@yeesusofsuburbia]

No, u just want to see Bo...like everyone here...

[@shawntimidsnorunt3625]

the answer is niuuuuhne

[@moviemaen]

When do people learn anything... what is learning... what is a piano.... are we here, is this real, you know ? .......... ARPEGGIO !!!! HAHAHAHA

[@ivyhallquist3159]

Bo: *plays D major arpeggio* Sounds complicated, doesn't it? Well, look at my hands. I'm actually just playing the same three notes over and over again. *plays E major chord*

[@ivyhallquist3159]

@Late Night Humans *swooning*

[@yalikejazz4380]

When he plays his arpeggios he gets laid, but when I play my Jason Becker styled sweep arpeggios they just think it's noise. Wtf am I doing here, I'm a guitarist

[@raulperez2308]

Camgrow red I fucking feel ya man although my main instrument is piano so I guess I really shouldn't complain arpeggio

[@apocalypsemvp]

arpeggio well arpeggio you arpeggio should arpeggio play arpeggio piano arpeggio instead arpeggio duh arpeggio.

[@meowtherainbowx4163]

Just work it into a four-chord song about girls on acoustic guitar with a capo. Maybe switch to ukulele to pick up the fake hipsters.

[@apocalypsemvp]

MeowTheRainbowX your 2 months late to his conversation

[@meowtherainbowx4163]

+Apocalypse MVP There’s no rule against reviving a KZbin conversation! I could understand if we were talking about a current political issue, but this is about getting girls, a practice millions of years old. Stop being a Level 3 KZbin Hero and grow a pair.

[@gagacheva]

What about those girls that do know about music?

[@GoddoDoggo]

+Natalie G Well, he did specify the ones around him were "vapid, soulless groupies." Most of the musically talented people I've met tend to be rather critical of music, not the type to become "groupies."

[@ChaseAnderson5k]

+Natalia ღ Hah, thats funny.. cause that reminds me that most of the girls I've dated know piano a million times better than me... Guess piano won't get me laid after-all (life plans just ruined)

[@eaxlostudios4521]

+Chase Anderson well, don't learn the piano to get laid. learn it for a few of its many mental health benefits?

[@wellesradio]

Feeling left out? Don't. I'm sure some guy somewhere has already figured out some other way of tricking you into sleeping with him. Or he could ignore you and stick to the piano. Plenty of gorgeous, ignorant fish in the sea.

[@ChaseAnderson5k]

welles​ well man, since when are fish "gorgeous"?! You have some... Interesting taste..

[@jbruce3121]

I tried this at a party......sigh...two old guys walked up...."boy I didn't you played". then I tried to play a very emotional ballad and bunch of toddlers tried to mess me up. I said "ARPEGGIO" and one of em slapped me in the back of the head. No females were paying attention. Then I went home and played video games. :/

[@ohmydinosare]

Sounds like you missed the crucial first step: be Bo Burnham

[@mikethegoo]

maurice shoultz it has to be the right party, no family parties or kids parties, this way old men are not there and toddlers will be annoying in someone else's house

[@twydog269]

right

[@aliturk6619]

I mean, you did get the babes. Just not the kind you were looking for.

[@doughboy6073]

Just now noticed that Bo starts playing Art is Dead. Kind of ironic that one of the girls goes "i love that song"