Jimmy's Bedroom Advice (EXCLUSIVE) | Jimmy Carr - Telling Jokes

[@HunGredy]

That very last joke answering the guy's question is why I love Jimmy's shows. Interactive, quick and witty, and of course dirty as heck.

[@owenwilliams105]

Please dont use such disgusting words as heck

[@user-hp9bl6oc1f]

@@owenwilliams105 heck ^_^

[@owenwilliams105]

@@Chris_POYP Please dont heckle me - can say what I want (1st amendment)

[@owenwilliams105]

@@Chris_POYP Never been - for the weak of mind.

[@malikapollard3618]

Anything with Jimmy or Katherine i come across i watch. Guaranteed a good watch.

[@Andrerc0]

That "but that's Parkinsons for ya" comeback was brilliant and came out of nowhere

[@GirGir183]

I think it came right from what they both rehearsed b4 the show.

[@muleyamwiinga3988]

Typical Parkinson

[@DetlefDSoooS]

that joke was unexpected, let me tell you haha

[@kellingtonlink956]

What a brilliant set. Well done, Mr. Carr.

[@kellingtonlink956]

I suppose. At least, I enjoy a good laugh.

[@rodrigobento4570]

@Who let the virus out? Woof woof woofhan you're here aren't you?

[@frankcorral4981]

I want to meet Tracy!

[@OdinTheFrog]

Frank Corral you just want a quickie don’t ya

[@olenilsen4660]

@@frankcorral4981 Sure, why not? Everybody else has... ;D

[@bels3873]

The noise he makes when he pretends he's eating lasagne is amazing. He sounds like a drain.

[@danlewis3185]

I want lessons on that not the rest of the stuff he taught 🤣

[@ArcticWolf-qd6ev]

@@danlewis3185 😂😂😂

[@hugojourdain9157]

Best comedian ever🤣

[@Gematrinator]

Who let the virus out? Woof woof woofhan lol? What you smoking man. He was never funny at all

[@Nikola5982]

He ain`t bad, but he`s no George Carlin!

[@BearLite]

@@Nikola5982 now, nothing against Jimmy Carr, am a fan, but George Carlin will always be the top dog!

[@sethgaston845]

Mitch Hedberg and George Carlin are rolling in their graves over this comment.

[@filmfelineadmin]

Do you speak English? Bc that comment makes no sense

[@iamdb1990]

the reaction to "bulldog eating mayonnaise" as they all start imagining it lol

[@AlexandraVioletta]

I never laughed SO hard. I nearly died. My lungs...

[@eck2x]

Still better than most dating gurus. Real talk.

[@ieuan._.ch4n945]

rivans 😂

[@kermitmurder5536]

Jesus, he could tell you in full seriousness to find the nearest thing with aids and go to town and he'd still be better than most dating gurus lol

[@stayingloyaltonaymencke606]

True that's what I like

[@stayingloyaltonaymencke606]

He's Prof in all meanings of comedy

[@wttao39]

Hilarious, brilliant raw and ingenious! I cryed again from a peace of material that I've watched so many times.... Be always Well Jimmy and take care of yourself on these difficult times!

[@bustermk2]

Not being British I had to google Ann Widdecombe ... Rollover George.

[@nnyv0040]

😂

[@dpcmufc8798]

Where you from then?

[@Shiki0414]

Nice

[@davidwilcox5173]

I totally just googled her and WOW!! It all makes sense!! 🤣😂🤣😂

[@shahekdeedag5165]

"what wouldn't you do your missus would ask you to do?" "STOP" He is the wittiest comedian ever. Completely of the head!

[@Abo39FooR]

The question gave me a brain freeze. I'm interested, is it grammatically correct?

[@shahekdeedag5165]

أبو عصفور I believe it is grammatically correct

[@indycraft7657]

It’s easier to read as “what wouldn’t you do *that* your missus would ask you to do”

[@Abo39FooR]

@@indycraft7657 yeah much easier, the more I read it the more it makes sense.

[@renragged]

"We've got a special name for the 'silent treatment', we call it 'peace and quiet'." LMAO.

[@austincannon4177]

With the thumbnail, I was 30% sure I was about to have a drink and wake up with a sore ass.

[@ZakB96]

Underrated comment😂😂

[@daneenmurf1043]

.....again

[@peterperfik2126]

Looks like a badger hit with a shotgun, I laughed so hard the Redbull I was about to swallow came out my nose

[@blaizepatterson2382]

Bet tht hurt 😂

[@officiallilsideshow]

I did that with my bang energy.

[@daviesdavies538]

I didn't get it....why does he think it looks like that? I'm from Australia and don't know who she is...

[@deansmith4752]

bulldog eating mayonnaise cracked me up...

[@halkael2317]

I used to be married... but Im better now

[@princezs1907]

good for you

[@daviesdavies538]

Yeah long term relationships are hard work eh

[@roonieramshaw929]

I choked when he said badger thats been shot with a shotgun 😂

[@Paul-324]

8:35 ok but why did she look at both of them after that statement...

[@dreliq981]

They both did it to her

[@София-д3р7д]

She did that on other jokes as well, when Marcus was picked on for that plaster on his face and also when he was asked what he did for a living, he has a scuba diving school.

[@gerrywood-chromick363]

I have just recently been introduced to the comedy of Jimmie Carr. Most entertaining.

[@AleksandarIvanov69]

This whole show is a serious contender for best he ever did :)

[@Againsttherulescouk]

So smart.. love this man.. laughing out loud in the garden .. neighbours wondering what is going on 😂🤣🤣

[@jamesorme6296]

Jimmy's the best comic easily his off the cuff stuff is legendary

[@kevinwaag9976]

The man is just a comedic god! 🤣🤣

[@mackcummy4976]

"Think of me as a kindly uncle" shhhh

[@GlorifiedGameplay]

That last line was brilliant!! Gotta love Jimmy 🤭

[@Fuyuzuki168]

i love the way he twist thing to makes thing worse than it was😂

[@filmfelineadmin]

Yeah me too, like asking dad for a bike lol

[@V01Dplays]

That’s generally how comedy works

[@ebsmith86]

50

[@markwagner4909]

I needed a great laugh today Thank you

[@RitchieRosson]

We need to laugh now more than ever.

[@NightShadeGame]

2:56 is a great example of Jimmy's quick Wit

[@dhanikaponnamperuma9145]

3:00 damn that was some brilliant improv

[@anthonywstanton]

Extraordinary content Mr. Carr! Top notch material sir!

[@neuro1996]

Amazingly funny helpful, and realistic!

[@Shelldamage]

Brilliant, and the last joke pushed me off the chair!

[@SkyValleySpaceCadet]

Can't wait to see you again live, brutally funny

[@wonnelzoldilock]

Even though I watched so many times i will never get bored

[@jamesorme6296]

Where did you see this? Ive seen this show before but this wasn't in the normal show

[@GOONER.1886]

james orme it’s a bot account

[@michaelgalt388]

“Bulldog eating mayonnaise “🤣

[@viperishzeus147]

Jimmy always makes me laugh

[@jamesbarrows5003]

Will there be another season of 8 out of 10 cats??

[@jusbetson]

When was this shot? From the looks of this crowd it looks like it’s from 2001..

[@welshgit]

2009 - www.jimmycarr.com/product/jimmy-carr-telling-jokes/

[@SoulTouchMusic93]

yeah, nobody filming with their iphone!

[@alnotterbot5590]

But with gravity? I’ve got the wrong 2001, haven’t I?

[@willdenoble1898]

Al Notterbot hahahaha

[@bogdanbuda8118]

When this was still ok to do...

[@angelarredondo611]

This dude is QUICK with answering heckles

[@robinfritz3729]

Jimmy.... when is the little tiny quiz of the lockdown coming back?

[@philliphayden2727]

How amazing was that?!?!

[@Live-by2vk]

Yeh, still feeling like something missing every night. I was really enjoying it

[@tomfletcher6385]

9:00 the way he laughs 🤪🤪

[@mackcummy4976]

That last line though was deadly.

[@MRR_Shadowolf]

Thank you for sharing! Excellent!!!!

[@Burga1]

Ur the funniest man ever 😂

[@godsperfectfailures796]

The ending is perfect

[@WilliamHBaird-eq2hp]

This is great!

[@mimoochodom2684]

Fantastic stuff. We need a laugh .

[@gibson3661]

Best short jokes ever

[@matejrojko5812]

great start to an evening

[@dreliq981]

Morning for me

[@javidmirza4584]

Made my day!

[@chrisadams2728]

Glad to see President Nixon recovered from that whole sordid impeachment deal and landed on his feet. He look so young in the thumbnail!

[@ohareair552]

This video should have more views

[@alanrosenau6806]

🇺🇲 hello all. Jimmy Carr is the best! Need his comedy during these troubling times

[@stevehudson1111]

possibly the best yet

[@markevans7860]

Jimmy Carr is the comedians comedian, brill!!!

[@Karajorma]

There's an American stand up comedian called Steve Hofstetter who is famous for destroying hecklers. And he admitted that Jimmy Carr was better at it. So yes, I wouldn't be surprised if there are quite a few comedians taking notes.

[@goodvibrations2751]

That was awesome!! 👏🏻🤣😂

[@kieranwatts8037]

thank you Jimmy, very cool

[@hollybigelow5337]

I'm not going to lie, when Jimmy asked about the scenario with Anne Widdecombe and George Clooney I was really hoping the guy was going to respond with, "I thought you were going to give me a choice between a woman and a man."

[@ronaldbowles1278]

Jimmy’s gotta be the best comedian that ever was by far

[@utubetrutharrowmichael-and9105]

Appears to be 395 women living with cats who didn't approve of that opening joke

[@CynicalOldDwarf]

lol, the coil. I've heard stories of men going at it, only to suddenly impale their fireman's helmet on a piece of copper wire.

[@keeganrichard8508]

A badger hit with a shotgun had me on the ground

[@abeerkhatoon1971]

You're quite fun to watch buddy 😍😁

[@outseeker]

hope this youtube thing is working out for ya mate! just watched half a dozen ads in here XD

[@bonoxchampion3820]

@Phantom yes i do love adblocker

[@calvinteh3297]

Legend

[@denverbowen4430]

absolutely brilliant!!!!

[@melissachartrand1471]

I can't really understand but I trust what your doing.

[@mickey0303]

Jimmy as great as you are. by now I know all your Jokes, because I have seen all your Videos. would be nice to get some new Material soon......Thanks

[@mrsanchaz2003]

Tracy! You are famous

[@jordanu6501]

Love this guy.

[@markc1894]

That’s when you both wear a bag and hope yours doesn’t come off 😂😂😂😂😂

[@connagh11]

GobJob hahahaha that had me jimmy had me good and proper mate 😂🤣

[@scottishbanta9682]

Smashing video

[@kyrie4451]

Tracy is lovely.

[@kevy4548]

Just ordered a chicken sandwich. Hold the mayo

[@bartersmile508]

AFTER THE BAG OVER THE HEAD JOKE A BAG ADVERT CAME ON

[@mangwenigumede5574]

I still wonder if tracy and steve hooked up

[@followdg]

Still waiting for that update!

[@vincentvega1438]

Probably in the disabled toilet

[@priyankbisht6229]

What an ending😂😂😂😂

[@grozafitza4913]

This guy laugh is the new thing=))

[@paulatreanor5566]

Went to see him before laughter all night.

[@xtc79]

badger hit with a shotgun - LMFAO

[@johnmatrix7003]

At about 7 minutes in. From Australia ... you're not busy looking at the mantelpiece when you're stocking the fire.

[@erikeriksen6685]

Which show is this sketch from?

[@MW-wz9dh]

Love you're video

[@JaykuhbYT]

7:05 note to self about the dilemma bit

[@SqueekyBums]

Who clicks on a Jimmy Carr vid to give it a thumbs down? What did you expect to see / hear? WTF.

[@MartinWillett]

Have you ever heard of autoplay? Not every video that plays is chosen. If KZbin think you're a naughty boy they can recommend something on the mainstream acceptable side of what you would have chosen yourself. It is very irritating to get your computer or phone on your case trying to make your taste blander.

[@SqueekyBums]

@@MartinWillett Heard of it yes, and that it can be disabled. First thing I do on any device.

[@AlukardTheDeathknight]

😆😂🤣 Comedy at it's finest

[@Opine_Divine]

I'm not looking for advice. I want some in-person instruction from Jimmy. 😍

[@demonwhisper1543]

Name of full show please?

[@henkie8871]

Hilarious!!!!!!

[@jessepeeletersonamazin7952]

0:32 hahaha

[@drew-shourd]

Taking bedroom advice from Jimmy is like taking surfing advice from an aquaphobe.....

[@drew-shourd]

Hahahaha....who doesn't enjoy fuckin with someone who enjoys fuckin with someone??...it's all good!

[@NewMessage]

Ohh.. at the beginning, I thought 'telling them why they're there' was the advice. I suppose they would stop trying to scream through the gag, or wrestle their hands out of the zip ties long enough to hear it, anyhow.

[@prisonerears1149]

I feel like not enough people understand this hahaha

[@StarlasAiko]

Clapping at a Parkinson joke is less inappropriate than jazz hands at Parkinson jokes

[@craigthornton1971]

He always reminds me of a modern era Eddie Cantor

[@hockysa]

just realised Jimmy's photo shows him flexing a Daytona

[@richardjenkins940]

Tracey is fit tbf

[@AdolfAuschwitz79]

I have bag of chips for Tracey!! Wait your turn!!

[@billysinge8977]

He looks like Glenn Quagmire.

[@ADerpyReality]

He is Glen Quagmire.

[@billysinge8977]

ADerpyReality GIGGITY GIGGITY CRABBITY GIGGITY

[@noahabraham4539]

I got head on the top deck of a bus. The awkward part is when the school kids got on the bus and I tried to stop her she kept going. Jacket over head but ... yeah not comfortable

[@no-oneman.4140]

At 8.17 he flutters his eyelids like Ann Widecombe, uncanny.