Jimmy's Bedroom Advice (EXCLUSIVE) | Jimmy Carr - Telling Jokes

You're all probably wondering why I've asked you here this evening...I wanted to talk to you about relationships in the bedroom.
Taken From Jimmy Carr’s Telling Jokes
Jimmy Carr marks 10 successful years in comedy with the release of his most controversial DVD to date, Telling Jokes. Featuring over 90 minutes of material that’s just too rude for television, the new DVD sees Jimmy Carr at his best; unleashing his delightfully crafted one-liners upon the nation and putting down brave hecklers.
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[@HunGredy]

That very last joke answering the guy's question is why I love Jimmy's shows. Interactive, quick and witty, and of course dirty as heck.

[@owenwilliams105]

Please dont use such disgusting words as heck

[@user-hp9bl6oc1f]

@@owenwilliams105 heck ^_^

[@owenwilliams105]

@@Chris_POYP Please dont heckle me - can say what I want (1st amendment)

[@owenwilliams105]

@@Chris_POYP Never been - for the weak of mind.

[@malikapollard3618]

Anything with Jimmy or Katherine i come across i watch. Guaranteed a good watch.

[@Andrerc0]

That "but that's Parkinsons for ya" comeback was brilliant and came out of nowhere

[@GirGir183]

I think it came right from what they both rehearsed b4 the show.

[@muleyamwiinga3988]

Typical Parkinson

[@DetlefDSoooS]

that joke was unexpected, let me tell you haha

[@bels3873]

The noise he makes when he pretends he's eating lasagne is amazing. He sounds like a drain.

[@danlewis3185]

I want lessons on that not the rest of the stuff he taught 🤣

[@ArcticWolf-qd6ev]

@@danlewis3185 😂😂😂

[@hugojourdain9157]

Best comedian ever🤣

[@Gematrinator]

Who let the virus out? Woof woof woofhan lol? What you smoking man. He was never funny at all

[@Nikola5982]

He ain`t bad, but he`s no George Carlin!

[@BearLite]

@@Nikola5982 now, nothing against Jimmy Carr, am a fan, but George Carlin will always be the top dog!

[@sethgaston845]

Mitch Hedberg and George Carlin are rolling in their graves over this comment.

[@filmfelineadmin]

Do you speak English? Bc that comment makes no sense

[@kellingtonlink956]

What a brilliant set. Well done, Mr. Carr.

[@kellingtonlink956]

I suppose. At least, I enjoy a good laugh.

[@rodrigobento4570]

@Who let the virus out? Woof woof woofhan you're here aren't you?

[@frankcorral4981]

I want to meet Tracy!

[@OdinTheFrog]

Frank Corral you just want a quickie don’t ya

[@olenilsen4660]

@@frankcorral4981 Sure, why not? Everybody else has... ;D

[@iamdb1990]

the reaction to "bulldog eating mayonnaise" as they all start imagining it lol

[@AlexandraVioletta]

I never laughed SO hard. I nearly died. My lungs...

[@johndoe-pm3wu]

"what wouldn't you do your missus would ask you to do?" "STOP" He is the wittiest comedian ever. Completely of the head!

[@eck2x]

Still better than most dating gurus. Real talk.

[@ieuan._.ch4n945]

rivans 😂

[@kermitmurder5536]

Jesus, he could tell you in full seriousness to find the nearest thing with aids and go to town and he'd still be better than most dating gurus lol

[@stayingloyaltonaymencke606]

True that's what I like

[@stayingloyaltonaymencke606]

He's Prof in all meanings of comedy

[@bustermk2]

Not being British I had to google Ann Widdecombe ... Rollover George.

[@nnyv0040]

😂

[@dpcmufc8798]

Where you from then?

[@Shiki0414]

Nice

[@davidwilcox5173]

I totally just googled her and WOW!! It all makes sense!! 🤣😂🤣😂

[@renragged]

"We've got a special name for the 'silent treatment', we call it 'peace and quiet'." LMAO.

[@deansmith4752]

bulldog eating mayonnaise cracked me up...

[@austincannon4177]

With the thumbnail, I was 30% sure I was about to have a drink and wake up with a sore ass.

[@ZakB96]

Underrated comment😂😂

[@daneenmurf1043]

.....again

[@peterperfik2126]

Looks like a badger hit with a shotgun, I laughed so hard the Redbull I was about to swallow came out my nose

[@blaizepatterson2382]

Bet tht hurt 😂

[@cubiclelemur]

I did that with my bang energy.

[@daviesdavies538]

I didn't get it....why does he think it looks like that? I'm from Australia and don't know who she is...

[@roonieramshaw929]

I choked when he said badger thats been shot with a shotgun 😂

[@Againsttherulescouk]

So smart.. love this man.. laughing out loud in the garden .. neighbours wondering what is going on 😂🤣🤣

[@kevinwaag9976]

The man is just a comedic god! 🤣🤣

[@mackcummy4976]

"Think of me as a kindly uncle" shhhh

[@wttao39]

Hilarious, brilliant raw and ingenious! I cryed again from a peace of material that I've watched so many times.... Be always Well Jimmy and take care of yourself on these difficult times!

[@gerrywood-chromick363]

I have just recently been introduced to the comedy of Jimmie Carr. Most entertaining.

[@AleksandarIvanov69]

This whole show is a serious contender for best he ever did :)

[@jamesorme6296]

Jimmy's the best comic easily his off the cuff stuff is legendary

[@Attackonmuffin]

2:56 is a great example of Jimmy's quick Wit

[@GlorifiedGameplay]

That last line was brilliant!! Gotta love Jimmy 🤭

[@halkael2317]

I used to be married... but Im better now

[@princezs1907]

good for you

[@daviesdavies538]

Yeah long term relationships are hard work eh

[@markwagner4909]

I needed a great laugh today Thank you

[@Fuyuzuki168]

i love the way he twist thing to makes thing worse than it was😂

[@filmfelineadmin]

Yeah me too, like asking dad for a bike lol

[@V01Dplays]

That’s generally how comedy works

[@ebsmith86]

50

[@michaelgalt388]

“Bulldog eating mayonnaise “🤣

[@RitchieRosson]

We need to laugh now more than ever.

[@viperishzeus147]

Jimmy always makes me laugh

[@schadowolf]

Thank you for sharing! Excellent!!!!

[@neuro1996]

Amazingly funny helpful, and realistic!

[@godsperfectfailures796]

The ending is perfect

[@SkyValleySpaceCadet]

Can't wait to see you again live, brutally funny

[@anthonywstanton]

Extraordinary content Mr. Carr! Top notch material sir!

[@javidmirza4584]

Made my day!

[@Paul-324]

8:35 ok but why did she look at both of them after that statement...

[@dreliq981]

They both did it to her

[@user-mc6zk8tc8c]

She did that on other jokes as well, when Marcus was picked on for that plaster on his face and also when he was asked what he did for a living, he has a scuba diving school.

[@tomfletcher6385]

9:00 the way he laughs 🤪🤪

[@Shelldamage]

Brilliant, and the last joke pushed me off the chair!

[@WilliamHBaird-eq2hp]

This is great!

[@denverbowen4430]

absolutely brilliant!!!!

[@goodvibrations2751]

That was awesome!! 👏🏻🤣😂

[@gibson3661]

Best short jokes ever

[@jordanu6501]

Love this guy.

[@mackcummy4976]

That last line though was deadly.

[@kieranwatts8037]

thank you Jimmy, very cool

[@dhanikaponnamperuma9145]

3:00 damn that was some brilliant improv

[@wonnelzoldilock7758]

Even though I watched so many times i will never get bored

[@jamesorme6296]

Where did you see this? Ive seen this show before but this wasn't in the normal show

[@GOONER.1886]

james orme it’s a bot account

[@angelarredondo611]

This dude is QUICK with answering heckles

[@matejrojko5812]

great start to an evening

[@dreliq981]

Morning for me

[@Burga1]

Ur the funniest man ever 😂

[@stevehudson1111]

possibly the best yet

[@calvinteh3297]

Legend

[@jamesbarrows5003]

Will there be another season of 8 out of 10 cats??

[@priyankbisht6229]

What an ending😂😂😂😂

[@mimoochodom2684]

Fantastic stuff. We need a laugh .

[@markevans7860]

Jimmy Carr is the comedians comedian, brill!!!

[@Karajorma]

There's an American stand up comedian called Steve Hofstetter who is famous for destroying hecklers. And he admitted that Jimmy Carr was better at it. So yes, I wouldn't be surprised if there are quite a few comedians taking notes.

[@grozafitza4913]

This guy laugh is the new thing=))

[@connagh11]

GobJob hahahaha that had me jimmy had me good and proper mate 😂🤣

[@scottishbanta9682]

Smashing video

[@markc1894]

That’s when you both wear a bag and hope yours doesn’t come off 😂😂😂😂😂

[@robinfritz3729]

Jimmy.... when is the little tiny quiz of the lockdown coming back?

[@philliphayden2727]

How amazing was that?!?!

[@Live-by2vk]

Yeh, still feeling like something missing every night. I was really enjoying it

[@xtc79]

badger hit with a shotgun - LMFAO

[@utubetrutharrowmichael-and9105]

Appears to be 395 women living with cats who didn't approve of that opening joke

[@abeerkhatoon1971]

You're quite fun to watch buddy 😍😁

[@ronaldbowles1278]

Jimmy’s gotta be the best comedian that ever was by far

[@jusbetson]

When was this shot? From the looks of this crowd it looks like it’s from 2001..

[@welshgit]

2009 - www.jimmycarr.com/product/jimmy-carr-telling-jokes/

[@SoulTouchMusic93]

yeah, nobody filming with their iphone!

[@alnotterbot5590]

But with gravity? I’ve got the wrong 2001, haven’t I?

[@willdenoble1898]

Al Notterbot hahahaha

[@bogdanbuda8118]

When this was still ok to do...

[@ohareair552]

This video should have more views

[@CynicalOldDwarf]

lol, the coil. I've heard stories of men going at it, only to suddenly impale their fireman's helmet on a piece of copper wire.

[@MW-wz9dh]

Love you're video

[@chrisadams2728]

Glad to see President Nixon recovered from that whole sordid impeachment deal and landed on his feet. He look so young in the thumbnail!

[@keeganrichard8508]

A badger hit with a shotgun had me on the ground

[@AlukardTheDeathknight]

😆😂🤣 Comedy at it's finest

[@henkie8871]

Hilarious!!!!!!

[@alanrosenau6806]

🇺🇲 hello all. Jimmy Carr is the best! Need his comedy during these troubling times

[@kyrie4451]

Tracy is lovely.

[@bartersmile508]

AFTER THE BAG OVER THE HEAD JOKE A BAG ADVERT CAME ON

[@johnmatrix7003]

At about 7 minutes in. From Australia ... you're not busy looking at the mantelpiece when you're stocking the fire.

[@jessepeeletersonamazin7952]

0:32 hahaha

[@hollybigelow5337]

I'm not going to lie, when Jimmy asked about the scenario with Anne Widdecombe and George Clooney I was really hoping the guy was going to respond with, "I thought you were going to give me a choice between a woman and a man."

[@craigthornton1971]

He always reminds me of a modern era Eddie Cantor

[@AdolfAuschwitz79]

I have a bag of chip!

[@melissachartrand1471]

I can't really understand but I trust what your doing.

[@outseeker]

hope this youtube thing is working out for ya mate! just watched half a dozen ads in here XD

[@bonoxchampion3820]

@Phantom yes i do love adblocker

[@therealgamer4065]

Come to Australia ( Adelaide)

[@hockysa]

just realised Jimmy's photo shows him flexing a Daytona

[@mickey0303]

Jimmy as great as you are. by now I know all your Jokes, because I have seen all your Videos. would be nice to get some new Material soon......Thanks

[@paulatreanor5566]

Went to see him before laughter all night.

[@kevy4548]

Just ordered a chicken sandwich. Hold the mayo

[@Opine_Divine]

I'm not looking for advice. I want some in-person instruction from Jimmy. 😍

[@SqueekyBums]

Who clicks on a Jimmy Carr vid to give it a thumbs down? What did you expect to see / hear? WTF.

[@MartinWillett]

Have you ever heard of autoplay? Not every video that plays is chosen. If KZbin think you're a naughty boy they can recommend something on the mainstream acceptable side of what you would have chosen yourself. It is very irritating to get your computer or phone on your case trying to make your taste blander.

[@SqueekyBums]

@@MartinWillett Heard of it yes, and that it can be disabled. First thing I do on any device.

[@billysinge8977]

He looks like Glenn Quagmire.

[@ADerpyReality]

He is Glen Quagmire.

[@billysinge8977]

ADerpyReality GIGGITY GIGGITY CRABBITY GIGGITY

[@mrsanchaz2003]

Tracy! You are famous

[@rick-kx7gy]

and always remember - the best way to make a hormone - don't pay her .

[@olibewell5020]

Lol

[@erikeriksen6685]

Which show is this sketch from?

[@demonwhisper1543]

Name of full show please?

[@Jack_2004]

😂😂😂😂

[@thecackleman]

Cover the face attack the base

[@no-oneman.4140]

At 8.17 he flutters his eyelids like Ann Widecombe, uncanny.

[@JaykuhbYT]

7:05 note to self about the dilemma bit