Left 4 Dead - Church Guy

[@FarfromTile]

Just give him a Dispenser and he will calm down.

[@MatthewJaws]

Or some Bonk!

[@wojciechheryng5553]

+Matthew Bernardini Or some pancakes!

[@yogiprasetyo2785]

+Tilemahosbra or bucket of chicken

[@Ghost-cd5zm]

or a sandwich

[@MatthewJaws]

How about some Crit-A-Cola?

[@amongusisbad508]

A human voice converting to a zombie voice actually sounds terrifying.

[@Navernous]

It really does, BETTER SAFE THAN SLAUEAGRHHH- BETTER SEREGHH- **Growling**

[@Krisorsomething.]

@@Navernous Uh... you okay bud?

[@cole009productions7]

@@Krisorsomething. HUNTER!

[@Krisorsomething.]

@@cole009productions7 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[@Meatballguy1980]

​@@Krisorsomething.My weiner got cut of by my bedroom door

[@southpark36]

The moment when you hear him turn into a zombie is the most terrifying moment of the game. It's like, you know it's coming but you still aren't prepared.

[@televisaoassassina9822]

I didn't know it was coming, which made it even worse.

[@leonardopena2673]

@@televisaoassassina9822 you poor soul, how many years of ptsd treatment?

[@MisterJohnDoe]

Leito PPA Fuck off.

[@skeletonking4119]

Televisão Assassina I was shocked okay?! I thought I would meet another survivor face to face And I even willing to protect him But then when I heard his voice while he become I Zombie I thought there was a zombie with him But he WAS INFECTED ALL ALONG!? It was really scary

[@deliaartigas5376]

The most terrifying moment is that the church guy turns into a tank😂

[@spongeyspikes09]

Here lies Scout; He ran fast and died a virgin

[@russiahollywooduniversitys6795]

I wish I could die as virgin I have respect for virgin people

[@suratmansuratman9146]

@@russiahollywooduniversitys6795 so you're not a virgin?

[@MisterJohnDoe]

This is even better if you fight him as a Hunter.

[@spyishere3054]

That would be my line.

[@canatack9596]

well he’s not a virgin anymore

[@EngieSaysNOPE]

oh man.... nathan's such a good voice actor i wish there was more of him out there

[@computeredfemale]

Literally. Hes so so skilled

[@lag13]

*throws mad milk*

[@wafflehouse5289]

TF2 Scout. DING DONG! BOINK! BONK!

[@ShasOSwoll]

Just in the middle of his ranting “Y O U D O N T S O U N D L I K E C O P S”

[@MisterJohnDoe]

“DO YOU THINK I CARE HOW OLD YOU ARE?”

[@Theconsumeroflasagna]

" BETTER SAFE THEN SORRY! "

[@yelladude6969]

"I HEARD THAT!"

[@dramix9999]

"I'M NOT A MENTAL MORON!"

[@ProfessorGopher2030]

"YOUR WORDS MEAN SHIT TO ME!!!"

[@FriendlyFire2830]

"I AM NOT A MENTAL MORON!"

[@Navernous]

>:(

[@josiejoestar6779]

Sounds like he needs a dispenser.

[@ultramatt9562]

lol yeah

[@Hustlery]

Its you speaking

[@ultramatt9562]

Scout: needa dispenser here! Engineer: Nope. Scout: BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY!

[@Chaotic_Observer]

Or some mad milk

[@spyishere3054]

I would need one too.

[@Leet-iz2fz]

You know that Infected who bit him? It also punched out all his blood.

[@TheWeasel813]

heavy is good

[@TheWeasel813]

but also bad

[@questionable5825]

@@TheWeasel813 heavy is *ded*

[@xpyroii]

@@questionable5825 Why is the heavy dead?

[@Kleimerra]

@@xpyroii i dont know

[@DatBoiDos]

3:11 Boomer Transformation 3:17 Hunter Transformation 3:24 Smoker Transformation

[@aarongaming2878]

Thanks now I know which he's gonna become.

[@12guageShotgun]

Yea thank you

[@fabianaqwa4252]

Bad Ending: Scout doesn't have a Dispenser

[@lucassinclair8885]

Lfd is full of freaking details even I didn't know that the church guy sounds like one of the special infected and will actually turn into one of them

[@acewitchhunter222]

thank god he doesn’t turn into a tank...

[@loganzentgraf3708]

He says as he is turing "i must be immune" then he lost his mind to the infection

[@NNinja1255]

it almost sounds like the zombie voice coming from himself responds "you aren't immune"

[@Brachkion]

"I am not a spy!" "No no no no no! You said that last time! I trusted you last time!"

[@raegan3120]

Ok

[@Pootisbird01]

Last time I let them in and I got trickstabbed for my troubles

[@Luigi7777]

No NO! MY INTELLIGENCE ROOM

[@Falcobird01]

0:47 - 0:50 Totally fits the scout.

[@brunovrancic1733]

well... that actually is scout's voice actor nathan

[@brunovrancic1733]

wow how is my comment getting so many +1s

[@brunovrancic1733]

make it +21

[@nocabriah9105]

Nathan Gibson he is the voice actor of scout

[@heyitsmeme3494]

nocaB riaH no shit

[@OrlandoSilence]

So this is what happened to scout when the zombie apocalypse happened.

[@Superfan109]

Yeah, when Scout reached his 30's after leave the Team Fortress wars...

[@twitch_6004]

Erik Moss tf2 technically happens inbetween 1800-1900 ish

[@tonesofbones2498]

Justin Ko *In 1940/50

[@polinttalu7102]

Gaspar Caricaspah *1971-1970

[@74LOR]

nice bell profile picture

[@largerodney6464]

if I was in a zombie apocalypse then this guy would be my spirit animal

[@MisterJohnDoe]

*YOU DON’T SOUND LIKE COPS*

[@specsamhain_909]

Getting bit and turning?

[@mr.nazareth4501]

@@specsamhain_909 yep, lotta people act like they'd survive when we know damn well we'd all get fucked up lol

[@specsamhain_909]

@@mr.nazareth4501 also, the zombie is a doomed creture, the entity it uses to reproduce (biting a human) can be easily taught to kill a zombie

[@yungtown]

needa dispenser here!

[@frankysupreme]

holy shit i’ve heard a few of ur songs hey

[@phoenix486]

​@@frankysupreme he commented that a couple years before uploading music lol

[@firstnamelastname6205]

E

[@vaporishbell957]

alrighty then nope.avi

[@raegan3120]

Ok

[@PhantomDZ01]

Anyone tried syncing the scout's sandman stun line "DING-DONG!" with the church guy's "DING-DONG!" ?

[@boyancyoperated]

It is the same voice actor

[@joeyhunt3755]

Boyancyoperated thats true

[@dogman15]

Just because of this comment, I had to do it. soundcloud.com/dogman15/ding-dong-alternate soundcloud.com/dogman15/ding-dong

[@SpyBlu]

Scout during the apocalypse.

[@blumeem4729]

He is thought to be scout

[@aleksa8957]

actually it's the same voice actor

[@blumeem4729]

That's why people think he's scout

[@poggerspog5356]

@@blumeem4729 Life check: are you still alive? Expiry date: February 26

[@teeco_yt]

@@poggerspog5356life check is crazy bro

[@PlasmaProd]

Drinking all that "Atomic Punch" wasn't healthy after all.

[@AvoDoesStuff_]

And that crit-a-cola

[@averagesundanesegamer]

Bonk Atomic Punch is healthy, and crit a cola. But if its expired, he can be a zombie

[@gfskill2]

The RED Team passes by the church.... Heavy :Let team in! Church Guy: No go away! Better safe than sorry! Better safe than sorry! Better safe than sorry! (RED Team looks at the Scout) Scout: (Gives puzzled face)

[@itscrumbelivable]

Whut

[@hannahsiu9567]

+gfskill2 #relatable

[@guns854]

same voice actor as scout

[@danielthompson392]

Francis = Heavy Zoey = Sniper Louis = Spy Bill = Soldier Lt. Mora (APC Driver) = Demoman Whitaker (Cola Man) = Pyro Bayou Boat Guy = Engineer Literally all four main characters = *Medic*

[@Hamlet2344]

Its the BLU scout

[@xstarlitskiesx]

I always feel so sorry for this poor guy. I mean, yeah, it's weird hearing the Scout freak out over infection but Nathan Vetterlein does this so well. I feel kind of a douche for killing him in the end.

[@TheRoboticFerret]

If Left 4 Dead were ever made into a movie, this character would HAVE to be in it; it would be a very chilling scene.

[@sunwukong798]

I bet the producers who just wanted to make a quick buck would overlook this scene lol or if they did include it but have no passion for l4d then it would be sht

[@TheRoboticFerret]

@@sunwukong798 always makes me smile when someone replies to one of my ancient comments lol

[@sunwukong798]

@@TheRoboticFerret Yes You are still relevant and alive!!! WHOO!

[@higuyschannelyes]

@@TheRoboticFerret Oh wow, haha

[@hieioni3354]

Back in 2010 or 2011 it could have been made, not now though. Wokism infected everything.

[@tamral31]

ValVe's voice actors were incredible in this, but this guy takes the cake. I love this scene in the game, just because you can here this guy mentally dieing right in front of you. Powerful stuff.

[@noisemarine561]

This is what happens to scout when engineer aint building dispensers.

[@adrianfranky222]

This is what happens if Bonk! Atomic Punch and Crit-a-Cola is mixed. Crit-A-Punch

[@brainwasher9876]

+._. mother of god.

[@OllerHaha]

+Kiku -chan This is what happens if we hack Undertale's game files. In case you don't get it, it's a reference to your profile picture.

[@DerpyDerp123456789]

Wouldn't this make this thing useless? Because you can't attack with the Bonk-Atomic-Punch.

[@DerpyDerp123456789]

***** But that's made up...

[@AuroraAustralis_]

Then throw a zombie bite into the mix

[@jockeyfield1954]

virgin church guy: hides during the apocalypse, insane, always panicking, nobody likes him, he believes he's immune when he's obviously turning, tries to kill 4 strangers with guns chad father grigori: is out and about killing zombies, insane in a good way, never panicking, always laughing, everybody likes him, he never lets a zombie get within 6 feet of him, helps out a stranger who knows these creatures as well as anybody

[@randomdude9630]

better safe than sorry better than sorry better safe than sorry better than sorry better safe than sorry better than sorry better safe than sorry better than sorry better safe than sorry better than sorry better safe than sorry better than sorry better safe than sorry better than sorry better safe than sorry better than sorry better safe than sorry better than sorry better safe than sorry better than sorry better safe than sorry better than sorry better safe than sorry better than sorry better safe than sorry better than sorry better safe than sorry better than sorry better safe than sorry better than sorry better safe than sorry better than sorry better safe than sorry better than sorry better safe than sorry better than sorry better safe than sorry better than sorry better safe than sorry better than sorry better safe than sorry better than sorry better safe than sorry better than sorry better safe than sorry better than sorry better safe than sorry better than sorry better safe than sorry better than sorry better safe than sorry better than sorry don't get fooled twice don't get fooled twice better safe than sorry better than sorry better safe than sorry better than sorry

[@amongusisbad508]

I know this is a joke, and it’s a funny one, but I can’t blame him since the last time he helped a stranger, they infected him.

[@aidsman]

super chad jimmy gibs jr: has a cool car, famous as fk, fcking died.

[@potatoslayer69420]

@@amongusisbad508 agree

[@brauliorivera2564]

The priest who works at Riverside church from left 4 dead panicked thinking he is immune after he was bitten by one of the infected.

[@rock3668]

Nathan is a great Voice actor idk why AAA game developers don't hire this guy. Hes phenomenal!

He's Valve exclusive.

[@AnkaaAvarshina]

when he's in Left4Dead2, he'll DEFINITELY be a Jockey.

[@raegan3120]

Ok

[@kentreed-z]

Perhaps

[@name_unkn0wn]

Most likely not, in the game, he either turns into A. Boomer infected B. Hunter infected Or C. Smoker infected Although yeah he does come from the first game which didn't include: Spitters, Jockeys and Chargers, it's better safe than sorry am I right? *ba dum tss*

[@Local_Moron]

Yep he definitely was a jockey and not a boomer 3 times in a row

[@HyaenusDominae]

I honestly feel sorry for the poor guy, especially at the end, when he changes.

[@jmbmntis]

Get outta here, you chucklenuts! I'm gonna ring this freakin' bell!

[@gabethegreat7678]

Underrated comment af💀

[@xXNikeSGameRXx]

I'm gonna tear that bell down and shove it up your ass!

[@HelenaRedgrave]

I love it how he has so many lines, yet you only hear a couple of them, thus making it harder to hear the dialogue twice. I love you, Valve.

[@terribleauthority]

I like the part where he says 'better safe than sorry'.

[@Anonymouseyoutuber]

generic username nice

[@Oddrockz]

generic username you mean like the whole video😂😂

[@AnomalousMats]

I can't believe he bit me

[@mauno442]

When

[@jayscorch3076]

@@Oddrockz bruh it was a joke

[@TyMannJones]

I have never been more afraid of the phrase, "Better safe than sorry."

[@CBRN-115]

Scout? What are you doing here? Get your ass back to dustbowl!

[@solodemon9983]

... No more Bonk for you.

[@snowballa255]

:O Piplup!!!! My fav pokemon!!!!

[@poggerspog5356]

@@snowballa255 life check: are you still alive bud? Expiry date: February 26

[@AussiePupz]

There are 3 things i LOVE about this character: 1) Tottaly unique,nothing like it. 2) Nathan was great for the job,Amazingly well done. 3)BELIVEABLE,scared the heck out of me,one thing i look for in a game. Altogether great reasons why we all should love(And hate!^.^) the CRAZY CHURCH GUY!

[@rainineiszeaux]

Drinking game: Take a shot every time he says "Better Safe Than Sorry"

[@kingishking]

aaaaaand my livers gone.

[@drstrangelove9525]

Cooper Rice lol

[@natebanks6270]

Im fucking dead

[@ballsucker89]

IM CHOKING

[@strawberrymalk1732]

Demo would survive

[@Enderman25]

I love how creepy his story is. He turns into an effing infected.

[@SoldierOfFate]

Wish we could've seen the transformation sequence and how special infected are created in the first place. Especially if it was a Tank, even though it's not possible for this guy.

[@Densester]

scout drank too much bonk

[@Smirving]

U drink too much vodka loom the photo

[@powerdrake2906]

When youre the last guy alive in your team in an fps and youre sitting in a corner too scared to move

[@danielthompson392]

Aka: 2 left alive in [insert battle royale game/mode here]

[@SoldierOfFate]

And your opponents are all players with Asian characters in their usernames.

[@powerdrake2906]

@@SoldierOfFate after 4 years i get a notification lol

[@poggerspog5356]

Heres another notification for no reason

[@powerdrake2906]

@@poggerspog5356 Now all of china knows you're here

[@jakobwendt8999]

This makes sense with the fact that in the comics it shows the infected get immense psrinoia and their mental faculties deteriorate, so yeah, this makes sense

[@wojciechheryng5553]

And this is what happens if you drink 666 bonks continiously

[@The1GreatEscape]

"You think you're special? With your- cool leather jackets~ and your- your fancy blood?!" XD

[@greengoblin1511]

Haha 😂

[@MooseChicken]

He probably wants to punch out all their blood.

[@jaimebustillofernandez3901]

wow, nathan vetterlein is a very good voice actor

[@ygorschuma3059]

0:46 "Your words mean *SHIT* to me!", hearing Nathan swearing in "the voice of Scout" is weird (i know he swears alot in his ytb channel but it's still awkward).

[@TheWeasel813]

"what the hell did you just say to me you little bitch" - Scout

[@ShadowRockstar15]

I like how when he turns to either a boomer, hunter, or smoker, he just automatically have their clothing. Like idk the Church Guy did Parkour

[@bulletghost3452]

he needs a medic

[@BurnoMachinimas]

He sounds like Shia Leboobs at the middle

[@BOSH13155]

retteb efas nath yrroS

[@kittycat1376]

During "better safe then sorry" moment?

[@Smirving]

5 year old wow im remember you

[@Soakedboy]

I laughed so much I was crying at the "Better safe than....AUUUGGHHLL"

[@raegan3120]

Ok

[@JustPeaYShooty]

Damn... He should have usen his Bonk Atomic Punch before he get attacked

[@ProfessorGopher2030]

*Church Guy:* Who's there?! *Francis:* Let's see-I'm Francis, and that's Grandpa Bill and-THERE'S ZOMBIES OUT HERE, OPEN THE GODDAMN DOOR!!!

[@jaydencardona7263]

Church guy: GO AWAY! NO ONE GETS IN DING DONG DING DONG DINNERS SURVED COME AND GET IT!!!

[@rcgRaf5]

Its kinda sad he turned :(

[@mypdshp9309]

***** It's the effects of turning.

[@hannahsiu9567]

+rcgRaf5 ye,I really liked him :c

[@Too_Lazy_To_Finish]

He was scared so he was mean yes that was because he was paranoid and vary scared thats why he is vary hostile because the last survivor he helped bit him and he had no trust in no other survivors

[@somemong8349]

deserved

[@doog8365]

@@somemong8349 Ikr Church Guy is a dick dunno what these ppl are going on about

[@Rikegile]

I wish I get to hear Nathan in more roles in video games man

[@kaidkaid88]

For real man..

[@animarthur5297]

He becomes an unique uncommon infected that's faster, can double jump, and beats you with a fish. The fish deals extra damage. He'll also stop and laugh for a few seconds if he incaps or kills you.

[@DeviantYoshie]

Think fast chucklenuts

[@Cysco8575]

​​@@DeviantYoshie you gotta pull the pin first stoopid

[@godzillagaming3929]

Scout, what happened to you?

[@averagesundanesegamer]

this is what happend when heavy, medic and engineer did not help scout

[@kulekid7405]

The apocalypse happened

[@slotbroken4826]

I mean, a zombie apocolypse is surely going to turn ALOT of people crazy so you cant really blame him for being this defensive

[@AntonioO1996]

it made me feel bad how much he struggled to fight the virus by repeating his motto over and over... he's one of my kind

[@MinersLoveGames]

When your family tests positive for Covid, and even though you tested negative your anxiety is still getting to you.

[@FangzV]

According to the Wiki, which also states what's in the description, it is possible that when he summons the horde, a tank can spawn within the safe room completely separate from the church guy's transformation.

[@danitiwa]

Man Nathan Vetterlein is an amazing voice actor. I really felt sorry for him.

[@kiffenzup]

"that scout is not our scout"

[@joyfulleader5075]

When Scout finds out that Spy is with his mother

[@saeedo1998]

So thats where Dasboschitt got the better safe than sorry voice.

[@Brainwave101]

saeedo1998 *_HAAAAACKS_*

[@saeedo1998]

Brainblower 101 *_THA HAAAAAACKS_*

[@poggerspog5356]

@@saeedo1998 Life check: are you still alive bud? Expiry date: February 26

[@saeedo1998]

@@poggerspog5356 Yeah pal

[@poggerspog5356]

@@saeedo1998 holy shit,five years and you're still alive,god status

[@Preohhh]

Try this with Sad violin, I'm in tears ;_;

[@dizzel5444]

did it,butt i wasn't in tears or cried,butt yeah sad

[@FGirao]

omg :'/

[@itscrumbelivable]

Listen to anything with sad violins

[@theyoutubeuser7015]

It's fit very well damn.

[@MisterJohnDoe]

No.

[@911Maci]

i never realised he became a zombie i allways thought that a special infected somehow made his way in from the rooftop and killed him

[@TheEiffel65forever1]

Nathan Vetterlein did a great job, he should do more voice act. PS Love Scout voice ;)

[@princelastname]

scout in the apocalypse

[@heroicryan6257]

HeavyHyena this actually makes me feel bad for the scout

[@coreyeverett5500]

My guy just wanted to self-quarantine

[@Babyhz]

He has a really nice voice.

[@kkitchen63]

Dude that guy always creeped me out, i love these videos. i can hear what the people are saying without gunshots going off. " Better safe than sorry"

[@micocoleman1619]

it seems like scout isn't having a very good day.

[@The_D_ray]

This guy always made me so sad. Like, can you even blame him for his behavior? Poor bastard is surrounded by death, all alone and with the impending doom of being infected. That was a mercy kill.

[@fabianaqwa4252]

When Scout doesn't have a Dispenser:

[@PrideofAshbringer]

Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and Brotha? I live in a church.

[@clownproductionia]

Damn scout going insane

[@MonkeyDeKatana]

"Come here! NO! no no stay out! Slide your guns under the door! NO! Go away!" I love that moment it's my favorite XD

[@MedicGaaming]

Scout open ze fucking door now.

[@goldensans5607]

I don’t know if anyone else has said it yet but this here is the closest thing to what the original postal dude from 1997 was like. (Probably could’ve sounded like too considering he looked like a guy in his mid 20s in the first game’s instruction manual.)

[@kaidkaid88]

I love the way he delivers the "YOUR WORDS MEAN SHIT TO ME!" And "I TRUSTED YOU LAST TIME!" lines, he is my favourite voice actor in the world. Nathan is very talented!

[@vinegardoppio3478]

3:13 girls when they throw up

[@madmax41094]

The church guy definetly has the one of the best dialouge scenes in the game

[@b.l.urainbowscout1081]

I'm listening to his zombie voices.in the dark.with headphones on. Soo many chills down my spine now...

[@brauliorivera2564]

Difference between the 2 priests who work at the churches in 2 different valve games. Father girgori (half life 2): he's brave and fights headcrabs zombies and helps Gordon Freeman go through ravenholm. Unnamed priest (left 4 dead): he works at the riverside church and he hides in the safehouse to avoid the infected. He goes crazy after he was bitten and says better safe than sorry.

[@nuelimmanuel_]

funfact: both father grigori and bill are voiced by the same actor(jim french) also both are sacrificing themself

[@BraulioRivera-m1y]

my theory on the church guy. he works as a priest at the riverside church holding ceremonies and events. he hides in the saferoom in the church he works at to avoid the infected (thanks to the ceda). he was bitten by one of the zombies and goes crazy saying better safe than sorry. he then encounters the survivors and rings the bell to prove they are immune. he becomes a special infected and was killed by one of the survivors.

[@KafkaSyndrome]

I'm pretty sure his paranoia comes from someone before saying they were immune only for them to turn and bite him which made him distrustful of any survivors trying to enter. Which is showcased in a lot of his lines...

[@namelessdork2256]

The bad route for Jeremy. Saw his ma and brothers destroyed in the advent of the zombie Apolcalypse, and with what hell he saw in the Dirt wars, he went nuts.

[@Salau-ml8wv]

0:05 That bell sounds like when you finish a night in Five Nights at Freddy game.

[@anonymousheux]

This voice acting is amazing

[@AhaYouActuallyLooked]

The BLU Demoman destroyed the Dispenser

[@lost4356]

That denial even after he starting to turn

[@basiaromanovski458]

The person who voice scout voiced this

[@Superfan109]

Duh man, it's in the description.

[@whatintarnationwhuuuut]

And?

[@princejohnneyfan]

I love this guy, he voices two of my favorite characters! :D

[@milanranilovic4879]

I worked at a catering job, and this one dude had a doorbell sound same as the church ringing.Never understood why i was little nervous when i heard the sound. (now i know)

[@dlucky7s456]

BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY

[@tutoot17]

ok so now I've learned that the the Church guy is a mentally unstable man who can be found in chapter three of the Death Toll campaign, The Church. He appears to be afraid of Infection, barricading himself in the safe room that the Survivors must get through. It is later revealed that he was bitten by a female survivor who claimed to be immune, yet became an Infected; Church Guy deemed himself immune to the virus after waiting an hour. As a result he suffers from extreme paranoia of Survivors, and it has obviously driven him to insanity. Ultimately, it turns out the Church Guy isn't immune after all; he will change into a Hunter, Smoker, or Boomer. He repeatedly says "better safe than sorry" and causes a Crescendo Event where he rings the church bell to attract a horde to kill the Survivors, apparently viewing this as a way for them to "prove their immunity/humanity". After the event, the safe-house door can be opened and a Special Infected will emerge, providing a conclusion to his change. You may hear him start to growl (Hunter), cough (Smoker), or gurgle (Boomer) before you open the door. After opening the door and ascending to the second floor of the safe room, the Survivors can see that the Church guy has written his motto all over a wall, over 180 times. His voice actor, Nathan Vetterlein, also voiced the Scout from Valve's Team Fortress 2. The Survivor who infected him is male, judging by the audio files. However, you can see a corpse of a female slumped against the wall in the safe room when you walk in. It does not appear to be a Common Infected, but a body that spawns there to set the mood like the dead soldiers on the roof of Mercy Hospital. However, this may be a slip up by the creators, or she could have been killed by biting him. Despite ongoing rumors and popular belief of a slim chance of occurring, he will never turn into a Witch or a Tank after the Crescendo Event. If players were to examine the left4dead/scripts/population.txt file, it appears that there is a 50% chance of a Boomer appearing, and 25% each of either a Smoker or a Hunter appearing. No mention of the Tank or the Witch are included in this file, making it clear that there is no chance of the Church Guy becoming a Tank or Witch unless there is a serverside mod in use. Alteration of the population.txt file to force the Church Guy to transform into a Tank or Witch can create very strange results, thus verifying the fact that the Church Guy will never spawn as a Tank or Witch.

[@HappyGaminz]

Who else actually feels bad for this character? (even though he isn't real)

[@divorcee2]

"Do you think I care how old you are? NO! You think your special, with your- with your leather jacket and your fancy blood?" Kills me every time XD

[@edy2209]

At the end, if you get confused of what he turns into, the coughs means he's turning into a smoker, the gurgles means a boomer, growls means hunter.

[@Hamlet2344]

It doesn't matter what he turns into, I just wanna be the one to kill him lol

[@Salau-ml8wv]

Imagine if he's actually immune. It could have been 5 survivors. That if he's wanted to go out and fought the zombies.

[@dahscreamingeagle3473]

poor scout, he was bullied on the red team and now he went nuts