Left Handed Sharpening Stones

[@k.wilson1174]

When are you releasing the left handed strops to complement my set?

[@kurtblaicher6162]

Love the humor and production (especilly the German overdub!) and the EFFORT!! I'll never get sharpening supplies from anyone else!!

[@SharpeningSupplies]

Thank you!

[@DLColglazier]

If you start working on this project today you may be able to announce next year at this time the addition of high altitude models that are ambidextrous. What a revelation that would be for your company! For those of us who live and work at 8,000+ feet high altitude functionality would be a blessing. Good luck for your R&D people to help this small audience. The Andes mountains are littered with cultures that failed because of their inability to properly sharpen knives and weapons due to their 13K foot altitudes.

[@SharpeningSupplies]

Maybe 2026, we're flatlanders out here in Wisconsin. Need to source some pressure chambers first.

[@DLColglazier]

@@SharpeningSupplies They should partial vacuum chambers to lower the atmospheric pressure to those found at the higher elevations. Good luck.

[@Zarathinius]

For the first time ever, I opened my email on a Monday morning and laughed.

[@SharpeningSupplies]

Glad it brought you some joy this Monday.

[@PhilTimpa]

I'm new to this site. I've 0nly made a couple of purchases, but now I'm committed for life.

[@SharpeningSupplies]

Thank you.

[@tomreese1336]

I was dumbfounded at the first part of your email. Left handed? I am, so read almost to the bottom of the email before it dawned on me what day it is. LMAO included in the one part too! I subscribe to a scuba diving newsletter which often creates an article about an incredible new dive destination resort the same way you did here. Those articles often keep you hooked all the way thru and some people really get pissed they were fooled, though most of us had our credit card out ready to book such a fabulous trip. Great job guys, and you have great stuff too!

[@SharpeningSupplies]

To be fair, technically these stones are left-handed...

[@robkutner3193]

Finally, a stone for the rest of us. Just bought 10,000 for my friends.

[@SharpeningSupplies]

Perfect, we'll get those shipped out ASAP.

[@aaronaddison9851]

Left-Handed Molecular Angle Orientation: LMAO Well done 😂

[@SharpeningSupplies]

Thank you, quite proud of that one.

[@nmlackritz]

Fantastic humor. Well done! LMAO is brilliant.

[@SharpeningSupplies]

Thank you kindly!

[@shiirooms]

This is one of the better marketing schemes I have listed to in a long time. I can’t fall for it because if I turn the right handed stones 180 degrees counter clockwise they become left handed stones.

[@SharpeningSupplies]

We don't recommend using our patented LMAO technology in the wrong orientation.

[@masterstacker2833]

April 1.

[@kevinnathanson6876]

How do YOU know about my unique left-handed motion?! Is this one of those hacked webcam situations? Also, these are useless without the correct left-handed lubricant.

[@SharpeningSupplies]

Sorry you had to find out this way, but you are on a List.

[@FerociousSniper]

Almost got me. April Fools!

[@MrThekai]

Fantastic 🤣🤣🎉🎉

[@SharpeningSupplies]

Thanks 🤗

[@smedleyx]

dang🏳

[@FunkAndFluff]

Shut up and take my money.

[@SharpeningSupplies]

Gladly

[@582tird]

Happy April Fools day

[@august6479]

😂😂😂 I've heard it all. Left-handed sharpening stones this has to be some kind of a joke. I'm not the type of person that will talk down on somebody but they're absolutely cannot be a left-handed sharpening stone😂😂😂😂

[@august6479]

1 Stone goes both ways😂😂😂

[@august6479]

You got me that was a good one. April fool's Day

[@august6479]

🤦🤦🤦😂😂😂👍

[@SharpeningSupplies]

Hope you enjoyed it!

[@Sharpbevel]

About frigg’n time is all I got to say.

[@SharpeningSupplies]

We're sorry it took us so long. These stones spent a lot of time in R&D.

[@skepticynic5150]

Stop it!

[@SharpeningSupplies]

Not until left-handers are properly represented in the world of sharpening.

[@stillwater62]

April Fools! That was nice.

[@SharpeningSupplies]

Glad you enjoyed it!