left wing meme review 3: conspiracy theory pyramid of doom

[@FreedomToons]

"conspiracy theory" is such a bizarre term. 5 years ago I scoffed at most if not all of them, and I still don't really believe in the ones from that era, but today so many things are considered "conspiracy theories" that the term doesn't really mean anything and I don't really consider it a useful or helpful term in most instances- even when referring to something objectively untrue. for example, flat earth isn't unworthy of belief because it's a "conspiracy theory" it's unworthy of believe because it doesn't make any sense. does calling it a conspiracy theory really make it seem less believable than it already was? of course not. so in this instance it's completely useless as term. *but* using the phrase "conspiracy theory" to lump the lab leak hypothesis in with flat earth theory? that might make lab leak seem less believable- the phrase doesn't make already insane sounding things less appealing to believe, it just makes reasonable concerns seem just as absurd by proxy. in other words, the term "conspiracy theory" is almost exclusively used in two instances: in situations where it isn't needed and in situations where it isn't true.

[@trentdabs5245]

Wait they have space Lasers now ? But Q Siad Trump is busy fighting Super Mega Nazi Space Hitler on the Dark side of the moon fighting Trumps Cyborg and when he's done he's going to save us all

[@isaacbell3120]

Jfk

[@trudgemankPhD]

Michael Knowles talks about this in his book. "Conspiracy theory" is a term invented to discredit opposition by making them sound crazy and unbased. Like, you're not even "supposed to" look into the etymology of "conspiracy theory" because it's completely contrived, and awareness of that fact, is itself called a conspiracy theory.

[@Angelic_Vanguard]

Can I have the image?

[@firewarrior8851]

Ben Shapiro has space lasers

[@joshuahaynes1026]

"Its fine believing in simulated reality, but if its flat you hate jews, those are the rules" That line killed me.

[@OncelerKidsAreCringe]

What weapon

[@CedanyTheAlaskan]

@@OncelerKidsAreCringe The space lasers

[@gabrielclark1425]

@@OncelerKidsAreCringe The Death Star of David.

[@OncelerKidsAreCringe]

@@CedanyTheAlaskan ahh I see

[@OncelerKidsAreCringe]

@@gabrielclark1425 ?

[@Squilfinator]

"Hollywood is turning our kids gay? GIVE SOME CREDIT TO OUR PUBLIC SCHOOLS!" Bro I busted up laughing so hard at that lmfao

[@glenholmgren1218]

@J. Lee and almost ALL the petrochemicals act like zenoestrogen in the body - just saying …

[@chelonianegghead274]

Yes but who runs Hollywood, and who's been most responsible for promoting LGBT? Hint: The Times of Israel proudly proclaims it.

[@baroqueguitarist5673]

Same here was just about to comment the exact same thing. Hilarious. That joke felt like it came out of nowhere and had me dying laughing

[@caroc4327]

Don’t forget public libraries!

[@mikeexits]

Ok, I have to ask. What do public schools contribute to this? Do you mean the schools and staff themselves, or the kids who influence other kids and have "clout" for being LGBTetc.?

[@braverpolecat83]

The earth is 70% water and most of that water is uncarbonated. Therefore the earth is flat.

[@FreedomToons]

oh shit

[@tikalthewhimsicott2736]

I think you're onto something

[@danielcharland1374]

OK, this is ingenious and I'm going to see how many of my friends I can bamboozle with that joke, lol. Thank you for your contribution to witty humor.

[@jeycee32]

Possibly the best comment on the internet

[@VaporeonEnjoyer1]

So that's code for you hate the Jewish people, right?

[@jamesforbes5616]

I love how aliens being held captive at Area 51 is more plausible to this woman than a politician cheating in an election.

[@Mobius118]

Underrated comment

[@AlekseyMaksimovichPeshkov]

Technically the whole existence of Area 51 was originally a conspiracy theory and it was so top-secret...

[@braedondavies9592]

What if the politicians who cheat are in fact aliens from outer space? O.0

[@LordTrashcanRulez]

​@@AlekseyMaksimovichPeshkovIt was a Deus Ex reference

[@3_eyed_magician]

I have a strong feeling that they're both true

[@usuariosarcastico512]

"The difference between a conspiracy theory and the truth, nowadays, is about six months" ~A wise men on the internet

[@dakoderii4221]

That time span is ever decreasing day by day.

[@johnathanandrus6586]

Funny, yup. I heard this from Rand Paul when talking about the lab leak theory. He was spot on.

[@penscrap]

Soon that time span will go into the negative

[@Stacy_Smith]

@@johnathanandrus6586 "Leak"? Uh, you spelled "DEPLOYED" or "DEPLOYMENT" wrong. When I turn my sink on I don't say it's LEAKING do you?

[@zuilok]

Conspiracy theories were pretty much spoiler allerts for the last two years.

[@CornDogShaun]

Living reality: "We live in a simulation" Reality Denial: "US is a Corporation" This person is clearly stable.

[@matsv201]

Its kind of ironic.. becuae if tou belive you are living in a simulation and are wrong you live in reality... but if you are not wrong... you dont.

[@CornDogShaun]

@@matsv201 well said

[@hardwirecars]

@@matsv201 look im a huge and i mean huge matrix fan (lost a friend because i would not shut up about it) i wish we lived in a simulation but thats just fucking retarded to think it could happen. but that same friend i lost brother did bring up a damn good point if the matrix were real the best thing the machines could do was release a movie so everyone would think that shit was just a movie.

[@googleuser9383]

...who is running the simulation if not a corpo? Some omni-benevolent god? A sims player?

[@PresidentDennis]

The United States became the United States of America Corporation in 1871

[@MonsieurDean]

Abbie's chart would make a neat meme template.

[@XX_MelobraacRedux]

Fancy meeting you here Monsieur Z 💪

[@no8592]

A year ago it was used to make tons of memes out of

[@yellowcoat970]

Monsieur, who's better, you or Alternate History Hub?

[@thechadroman3717]

I can agree with that Mr.Z

[@kaigradin1705]

I love your channel!

[@sabrinatscha2554]

Fun fact: ”New world order” wasn’t a term coined by the right, but presented as an actual idea by the left. Lmfao.

[@lordlammi1562]

The New World Order is real.

[@kennymichaelalanya7134]

The spirit world is as real as the physical world.

[@Taunic]

@@lordlammi1562 Comment aging like a fine wine

[@HARDTALKRADIOLIVEIN4K79]

JFK actually talked about secret societies and as well as many other men in power through out history

[@TaddiestMason]

the mainstream left and right have too much in common for the differences to matter. the differences are mainly about what is the proper way for them to virtue signal and push authoritarian censorship while defending or ignoring their own hypocrisy. the establishment doesn't want to promote the voices of anyone on the right or left who isn't distracted with culture and social war nonsense. it's like dealing with Frank Reynolds in that episode of It's Always Sunny when they just wanna talk about the money and he keeps them fighting about other stuff instead. once you start talking too much about real issues, in comes another distraction to pit the right and the left against each other.

[@Killerkriskg]

So she made a list of things she thought were not true, only to remove things from the list because they were true... Peak credibility.

[@googleuser9383]

She obviously did a lot of research and this is not a mere opinion piece. PEAK SARCASM

[@drakke125Channel]

@@googleuser9383 everything you post on facebook is now deemed to be a myth or conspiracy theory PEAK FACT CHECKING

[@Grabthar191]

I kind of wonder what she had to remove.

[@user-nh3gu1ge3d]

@@googleuser9383 Your comment is funny. PEAK COMEDY

[@cmonson1]

well. at least she changed it. Meanwhile Hillary & MSM still talking about Russian Collusion... rotfl

[@Angel_Investor_Music]

I always find it hilarious that the same people who claim that there are no biological differences between men and women are accusing others of being "detached from reality".

[@MidlifeCrisisJoe]

Oh yeah. The left's conspiracy theories are vast and unending, but they never get called out. Which is why you can know stuff like this is ultimately establishment propaganda. Among other nonsense conspiracy garbage the left believes: > Biology doesn't matter, there are no differences between men and women, and these false differences are imposed upon people at birth by . . . society I guess? > Biology doesn't matter, evolution is 100% real but magically stops at the neck and if you disagree you're anti-science. > The Police in the US are secretly hunting down black people en masse with the consent of all white people > Blacks were the real Egyptians, also Mozart, Shakespeare, and George Washington > Communism only ever fails because of economic pressure by capitalist countries even though communists reject capitalist economics and don't participate in them

[@dontspeaktoelectrohead1491]

If you think that's bad wait till you go into things like biological differences between the races, watch their heads explode into a nuclear mushroom

[@longbow6416]

'I'm not crazy! You're the crazy one!!' -some leftist..

[@mrsw2923]

Thank you!!!

[@mrsw2923]

@@MidlifeCrisisJoe if blacks were the real Egyptians then wouldn’t that mean that black masters had white Israelite slaves for thousands of years? Where are my reparations.

[@smokingcrab2290]

The fact they admit MK Ultra happened and they don't care and they think the government has their best interests in mind is the ultimate example of cognitive dissonance

[@donotreadthis26]

They will make fun of people who think the vaccines contain microchips. Also, if the vaccimes did contain microchips, they'd be telling you that's a good thing.

[@biggali]

@@donotreadthis26 Microchip unnecessary, making phones vital for most daily life works well enough for tracking purposes. They're even better now that they don't have removable batteries and 5-G helps tracking pinpoint location better.

[@dindul3843]

@@biggali yes exactly we are all already microchiped with our phones.

[@mresturk9336]

@@biggali Not to mention the absurd logistics of trying to make a microchip that could hold up in an environment as volatile as the human blood stream. Or that a chip that can be tracked on a global level would require a constant power source. Not quite the same as planting a scannable chip in a dog's skin. Smartphone would handle that job so much easier.

[@renkol123]

She has the Tuskegee Experiment in the "stuff that happened" section. That was where the government gave black people syphilis and pretended to treat it so they could see its effects. THAT ENDED IN THE 1970s!! Anyone who thinks the government cares about them is stupid or willfully ignorant.

[@wyrmwoodouroborosheartofth4751]

Me, 2019: "Don't be ridiculous, I'm not a conspiracy theorist." Me, 2020: "I mean, I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but..." Me, 2021: "You know, I wasn't always a conspiracy theorist."

[@Canadian_Hobbit]

This has been my journey over the last decade.

[@CyberSonic72]

I think I might be on this path, I'm still in the "I'm not a conspiracy theorist but....." stage

[@ibtgb2]

I’m from 2022… it gets worse.

[@lostinlordran1121]

@@ibtgb2 I'm from 2030 Biological facts are reaching the point of no return

[@eduardoribeiro5555]

It's not a conspiracy theory if it's true.

[@ShortHax]

It’s not like the company that fueled the opioid epidemic would intentionally do us harm for profits or anything like that. But what I do know is I eat crayons for breakfast

[@wra1th075]

My favorite colored crayon is orange. It doesn't taste like an orange but it's still good. What color do you eat?

[@funincluded]

Corporations are required by law to be governed by love.

[@zb6618]

@@wra1th075 you can’t say colored crayon, it’s crayons of color jeez

[@AtlasReburdened]

@Shama-Llama Ding-Dong Dammit devil, you beat me to it.

[@Bona_Tempora]

@Envy Fish gotta get that cardio

[@jay_mw]

I love how the person who's supposedly against anti-semitism thinks every conspiracy is about the Jews. It's like when a law is passed to prevent shoplifting and the anti-racists say it's trying to target black people because in their mind only black people shoplift.

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

For fucking real, I mean: >Pizzagate >Antisemitic I don't think that's a good association under any point of view.

[@johnd.2114]

It’s the exact kind of thing that makes people collectively hate them in the first place.

[@willywanker1906]

"The Deep state conspiracy is literally antisemetic" The left can make good memes, for the right of course

[@gmjaken]

She only sees race, so of course it has to be racially motivated to her.

[@biggali]

@@willywanker1906 Don't forget that commies will claim the entire world is owned and controlled by a small group of evil capitalists.

[@KingSpectre844]

"You may think we're living in a simulation, and that's okay. But if you think that simulation is flat, you hate jews." Top tier comedy. You never fail to get a laugh out of me.

[@JakeHawken]

That line cracked me up

[@roideschiffres6760]

When he said "Hollywood is turning your kids gay, give some credit to our public schools" I laughed so hard.

[@EitanK770]

Seamus, I'll happily volunteer as your Semitic friend to save you from being sent to the Point. I'll show you the Space Laser, and you can help us bake Matzos for Passover.

[@FreedomToons]

thank you bb

[@itzhak6068]

Dang, you beat me to it. There can only be one token Jewish friend; I don’t make the rules.

[@carlyl2032]

@@itzhak6068 But I wanted to be the token Jewish friend. :(

[@bronzydog7665]

@@itzhak6068 well I'm really religious so I should be the token Jewish friend.

[@heavymetalmusichead4969]

I can be your Protestant friend and lead you to the Light and away from your idolatry. 😜

[@zaqzilla1]

She's basically the intellectual equivalent of a person who believes in Bigfoot ridiculing a guy who believes in the Lochness Monster.

[@flatebo1]

Well that's just silly. Everyone knows that Bigfoot rides the Loch Ness Monster to work every day.

[@johncunningham8213]

She's the equivalent of someone who believes in invisible talking dragons ridiculing someone who believes in aliens.

[@jaydunbar7538]

@@johncunningham8213 you leave my buddy puff out of this! We have the best of times frolicking in the autumn mist.

[@kelleygreenEmpressOne]

Exactly

[@maxmuetze9083]

Oi, don't make fun of Matt Christiansen.

[@majorpay5058]

I'm thinking Abbie may not be "Grounded in Reality." I'm thinking believing in Abby's chart may need to go into "Dangerous to yourself and others" category. I'm thinking I really enjoyed this video.

[@killertruth186]

I think she's in the last of us part 2....Oh wait....

[@sa-amirel-hayeed699]

Literally everything that is true is past the anti x point of no return lol

[@AxxLAfriku]

Let me get this straight: You comment something that is unrelated to the fact that I have two HEAVENLY HANDSOME girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest KZbinr ever, having two handsome girlfriends is really incredible. Yet you did not mention that at all. I am quite disappointed, dear maj

[@WhaleManMan]

And the people who deny a pandemic that's killed 4 million are not dangerous apparently?

[@damianpos8832]

@@sa-amirel-hayeed699 yea terrifing realization.

[@AgentWashington28]

“You can believe the world is a simulation, and that’s fine, but if you think the simulation is flat, you have Jews” I love that

[@nagerac]

The earth is flat, sorta. It's actually a boxer engine.

[@drottle]

Subaru *pop* *bang* *rttttttttt*

[@jimjam742]

no wonder the world is fucked up, it's blown a head gasket or two lol

[@mattg8116]

I thought it was a rotary?

[@travisbishop782]

@@mattg8116 no, that's a Mazda.

[@yashabaral9302]

That's amazing! Thank you for making my day😂

[@TheK2008]

Give some credit to public schools. I laughed out loud for real.

[@cdrtej]

That was smoothly brilliant

[@jonquilgemstone]

"THE ANTISEMITIC POINT OF NO RETURN" had me rolling XD Also, how sheltered is she? Believing wealthy people pull strings for their own interests isn't even farfetched, let alone a crazy conspiracy theorist mindset.

[@tysparks598]

@C C George Soros, though. I mean, if you believe in Soros you're obviously antisemitic. That guy's totally mythical.

[@ghosthunter0404]

@@tysparks598 except when you look who funds blm antifa and other hate groups in the past he founded alot of them and there are videos of antifa members after a riot screaming on TV his name and asking where there money was after that event antifa started burning and breaking into Joe biden and kamala harrisis campaign buildings.

[@ih82r8]

Isn't that literally the commie left's argument against capitalism?

[@ih82r8]

@C C people are already scumbags without God, money or no money.

[@MayBlake_Channel]

@C C are you referring to the Shallow Province?

[@jeffreykline5425]

“Hollywood is turning your kids gay… I mean give schools some credit.” I laughed so hard at that one. Keep them coming.

[@MFM556]

I like how she makes a connection between conspiracy theories and anti semitism despite the majority of these theories having nothing to do with judaism.

[@jamesmcmackin8773]

It's because she's a rich Jewish girl. Anything that creates dissonance in her fragile brain must be antisemitic.

[@yeppers2991]

Clearly she knows something we don't 🤷‍♂️

[@kathyflorcruz552]

Except herself & her god: Soros.

[@ferusskywalker9167]

But you see, you said "the majority" but have you heard of the jewish space lasers. Yeah, bet you feel stupid now.

[@smokingcrab2290]

She's literally making herself the conspiracy theorist

[@austinveno6743]

"You're allowed to believe we live in a simulation, but if you believe that simulation is flat you hate the jews. Sorry, I don't make the rules." That might be the best line I've heard all year.

[@TheMidnightModder]

It is the best line I've heard all year! Happy New Year!

[@splinky9226]

If Hollow Earth is “past the point of Anti-Semitic turn,” does that mean Godzilla vs. Kong is now coded propaganda?

[@drsamuelhaydensecretgaming6749]

My god

[@maxalain9948]

Uh based?

[@johnsavage7507]

It's a far right racist dog whistle.🤣🤣🤣

[@splinky9226]

@A R That depends on which version or timeline he’s from

[@jimluebke3869]

Mostly it was the Japanese (played by Godzilla) saying that they're OK with the aging world monarch the United States (played by King Kong) using nuclear force against whatever abomination the transnationalist companies and the Chinese are cooking up in the Pearl River Delta (Mecha-Godzilla). Aaaaand we all watched it, and all cheered when the kaiju and robot duked it out, and knew that justice had absolutely been done. Seriously, we would have felt bad (and not really known why) if it had turned out any other way.

[@billowspillow]

If someone put together an evolution of Abbie's chart with date markers on it, pointing out what was moved or removed, I'd love them forever.

[@dillonwagers2975]

So true!

[@therealsapdad1942]

Jewish space lazers ARE real, Seamus They're Ben Shaprio's eyes, remember?

[@travisbishop782]

Hahahaha! Nice!

[@holtscustomcreations]

Wow. My mind just went to the video for Thanksgiving at the Shapiro house.. lol

[@Jito463]

Now I want to see a list of all the "conspiracies" that she had to remove.

[@faithreturns333]

The Liberals are irrational. They are still holding on to the Russian narrative. They refused to talk about Hunter Biden's laptop. They are useless grazers

[@badgoogle9938]

@@faithreturns333 you clearly don't understand what liberal means

[@bigcountryjd]

@@mr.serious707 racist and bigot fit in there too.

[@MaskHysteria]

It's called "moving the goal post" something lefties will never surrender

[@ferrumignis]

@@faithreturns333 _"useless grazers"_ That seems unnecessarily polite and generous.

[@mashedpatatos2000]

When she lists "US presidential election was stolen" as a conspiracy theory, which election is she talking about?

[@DaveTheGM]

Obviously it would have to be Hillary's wild claims or maybe Al Gore. Oh wait she's probably already purged those from her memory 1984 style, and only thinks one candidate ever claimed that the election was stolen.

[@dashcamandy2242]

Obviously she's talking Bryan/Taft. It's incomprehensible to her that a Republican could win after Teddy Roosevelt's term!

[@rachelclark6393]

@@DaveTheGM all of them. All. Of. Them.

[@Gr3nadgr3gory]

@@DaveTheGM what are you talking about? Trump has always been the republican candidate.

[@BDPFilms]

Well, OBVIOUSLY Trump claiming that Biden stole the 2020 election with help from China, who paid Hunter Biden millions of dollars, is a crazy conspiracy theory believed only by people who are completely detached from reality! However, Trump actually *DID* steal the 2016 election from Hillary Clinton, by colluding with Russia to have bots post "misinformation" on Facebook that influenced the outcome of the election. That is an undeniable FACT. The FBI and CIA even thoroughly investigated this and illegally wiretapped Trump's phone to record all of his conversations with Putin. All the evidence is there that proves this, so it is clearly NOT a conspiracy theory!

[@Green.Country.Agroforestry]

ANCIENT GIANT TREES: When lava flows stop, and the molten rock cools within the 'pipes' close to the surface, it forms columns of basalt rock, that are much harder than the surrounding stone. Over time, the softer stone erodes away, leaving these free-standing columns of basalt, which have a striking hexagonal cross section. Some conspiracy theorist believe (or at least want other people to believe) that these columns of volcanic rock are petrified trees. These quirky fanciful folk also tend to promote concrete sculptures as "fossilized giants". Good for a laugh, mostly harmless, unless someone who actually believes these sorts of things ever gets a taste of real power.

[@drivethrupoet]

under what circumstance would that opinion EVER be dangerous? that is paranoia lol!

[@donskiver]

I find it interesting that her hierarchy of "harmless" to "harmful" to "hateful" can be turned 90 degrees and be organized from "more left wing" to "more right wing".

[@mickadams1905]

I think you mean 180 degrees. sorry to nitpick.

[@cozmik_kay]

@@mickadams1905 90 degrees, in direction of left to right... not turning it upside down..

[@glenholmgren1218]

@@cozmik_kay I think you’re Both right

[@ryanj2768]

90° is correct to show the chart horizontally like the original commenter was suggesting. 180° turns it upside down. However, more accurate (if wanting to depict more of the leftist conspiracy theories on the actual "left" side horizontally) would be to say "90° clockwise", because a 90° pivot can go either way

[@klikklik7499]

Sorry Don, that opinion has been rated as "Past The Antisemitic Point of No Return." You've had too much to think tonight, please report immediately to your nearest social media outlet for correct opinions.

[@real_exodus]

That chart SCREAMS the following meme: Of course you're allowed to ask questions. Here is the list of approved questions. You're absolutely free to study and investigate for yourself. Here is a list of approved sources. We're not trying to stifle thought! We want you to learn everything you can as you reach the approved conclusions.

[@OriginalBongoliath]

Only allowed to look at debunked Demtard conspiracies like Trump/Russian collusion, there is no trans agenda, whytes have all the power, and the election wasn't stolen.

[@Vic_Chaos_]

I like how "hating Ben Shapiro" isn't on the antisemitic point of no return...

[@eefthebeef3047]

Jewish Space Lasers is already on there.

[@Panax07]

Seamus:"How is the New World Order antisemitic?" Me: I cannot say without losing account.

[@doughboy_6439]

Uh, in Wolfenstein: The New Order, that order is literally the Nazis and they are antisemitic.

[@DIY_Miracle]

"Cultural marxism" as if she has not stepped foot on a modern university campus.

[@Vherstinae]

Hell, cultural marxism, by that exact name, was one of the main theories invented and promoted by Georg Lukacs, Felix Weil et al. at the Frankfurt School. It's not some new theory, it's almost a full century old at this point.

[@herbderbler1585]

If there exists any better way to recognize a dirt-simple mind than to see someone declare mistrust of government as "conspiracy theory" in the most derogatory sense of the term, I can't imagine what it is. If I came across someone staring blank-faced directly into the sun while wearing a flat-earth t-shirt, I'd still believe their mind has more depth.

[@RealPetasi]

Looking at the sun is actually pretty good for you. It’s safe to look at the sunrise and sunset, it helps align your circadian rhythm.

[@riftvallance2087]

And you know I hate to be that guy but since the earth is 70 percent water and that water is non carbonated that means the earth is technically flat.

[@deathsheir2035]

@@riftvallance2087 70% of the Earth's Surface is water. There is far more Rock on this planet, than there is water.

[@kelleygreenEmpressOne]

Amen!

[@kelleygreenEmpressOne]

@@riftvallance2087 oh my God I just saw that meme earlier It cracked my butt up!!

[@coyoteone6197]

"First of all, if there were Jewish space lasers, I would be pro. I would be very pro-Jewish space laser." The man just makes sense.

[@9ghtknight389]

ikr, they'd only use them for good since they never start wars

[@slevinchannel7589]

@@9ghtknight389 Uhm, why is this channel pretending its all the Leftists fault? Generalizing and Demonizing of big Groups is already dumb-as-f-ck as it is, but the left? Seriously? In a time where the Right literally off people via misinformation? Dont the Right objectively have the highest number of anti-vaxxers and anti-science-believers?

[@amitgabay3721]

Well if we did have them, which I'm not saying that we do, but if we did. Thank you for your support

[@matthiuskoenig3378]

@@slevinchannel7589 nope, the left has objectively the highest number of 'anti-science-believers'. and no the right do not 'literally off people via misinformation' that's the left if anyone. how do i know the left has more? look how many still think masks are useful for covid-19 despite all the major scientific organizations admitting masks don't affect covid-19 spreading. not enough for you? then look how many think the vaccine for covid-19 helps reduce the spread despite all the major scientific organizations saying it does not stop the spread and at best reduces symptoms. still not enough? the left are the ones pushing 'anti-scientific' ideas like transgenderism (no a man who has surgery does not become a women) and 'gays were born that way' (science has proven there is no gay gene and no correlation between homosexuality and hormones, whether its in the womb, during puberty or during adulthood. science says its a learned behavior not inherent). still not enough? useing the scientific method we know that socialism doesn't work and government power is bad (we have all of history as our test data). being leftwing is inherently against the scientific data. still don't believe me? then you are the one going against the scientific mainstream. that said i don't think 'anti-science-believers' is a bad thing. science is wrong all the time, as a scientist, we are taught to always question the science (its part of the whole scientific method). science isn't supposed to be about belief, its a tool to test ideas via hypothesis, tests and interpretations of data, and we have only limited access to any set of data and thus any bit of science can (and probably will) be wrong. Call someone 'anti-science' because they don't blindly believe the mainstream is in fact anti-science. for example, we now know Newton's laws of gravity are wrong, they work on earth but we know they don't work in space. thus they are wrong. any bit of science the mainstream currently follows could be like that, appearing correct until we are able to expand out data points and see its wrong. and fYI it is the left's fault, they are the ones wanting to change society/etc. if you change something and there is a bad outcome its your fault that there is a bad outcome.

[@hcmangs3634]

Love your toons!!! This one definitely needs part 2, 3, re-occurring

[@malokeytheallaround]

At this point, being labeled a “conspiracy theorist” is a bag of honor. Wear it proud.

[@NotARussianDisinfoBot]

A bag of honor, eh?

[@zackcoggins9752]

@@NotARussianDisinfoBot - Why would you want a piddly badge when you can have an entire bag?

[@chasingthefish9042]

Like a backpack?

[@JohnBowen117]

I wear my bag of honour on my head at all times! I even shower with it! Keeps my hair dry!

[@TERMIN8TOR99]

Paper or Plastic. 😂😂

[@ComicalRealm]

"I'm not left wing, or right wing. With only one wing I couldn't fly, and I just couldn't have that" - Tweety

[@owendeliebs1894]

Bruh, I'm stealing this... that's big brain. 🧠

[@stellarthealiendeer]

Amazing quote

[@rumblebird9888]

Wow 😢

[@michaelsmith2157]

Remember! Reality's an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold!

[@shadowsa2b]

_looks at the flying wing planes_ 🤔

[@zani2275]

Nazis on the moon and Jewish space lasers that's not the antisemitic point of no return that's a cool video-game idea.

[@michaelcastro5339]

There is an actual movie with that premise

[@grubblewubbles]

Wolfenstein: the new order

[@_RedRightHand_]

It's WW2... IN SPACE!

[@2fortcow]

@@michaelcastro5339 Well now you gotta drop the name

[@atenek9243]

@@2fortcow wasn’t it Iron sky or sth like this ?

[@matthewzuber9823]

I've just found your channel and it's one of my new favorites!

[@mitchryan257]

Let me guess, she doesn’t think any of her conspiracy theories are conspiracy theories.

[@k96man]

When do they ever?

[@johncunningham8213]

She's in the cult. Absolute lost cause.

[@SwingDancer61]

Her conspiracy theories are most likely championed by the main stream media.

[@lafox2833]

@@johncunningham8213 welp off to anti semite camp for her

[@captainmaim]

it's obviously an emergent vast right-wing conspiracy. We call it "history."

[@skatingfreak1670]

Everything on that first list was literally once a "conspiracy theory" until things were leaked.

[@matsv201]

I remeber when just saying epstein got you on a lony list... well.. guess the Justin system is conspiracy theorists

[@SvendleBerries]

Its always a conspiracy theory...until it isnt. Its basically a euphemism for "Yeah, its true, but we want you to ignore it anyway because acknowledging it would make us look really...REALLY bad."

[@admontblanc]

@@matsv201 only 10 years MKULTRA was considered one of those "Point of No Return" types, then the CIA literally declassified a bunch of documents, and the media spoke about it in the usual non-chalant way that so effectively makes people bored.

[@matsv201]

@@admontblanc i hate to call you old... the declasification was 20 years ago

[@skatingfreak1670]

@@admontblanc I remember that. Same with the cia trafficking cocaine into the u.s. Some people would even cut off contact with you for saying that.

[@AlbikerkyIsNotReal]

"Conspiracy" theories in truth are harmless. Creating a stigma against people with those thoughts is harmful.

[@geronimo5537]

In a world where any disagreement or discord is met with accusation of racism or nazi allegiance. Any outstanding stigmas and other harm caused by such forms of discrimination is quickly made benign. And when these people are actually suffering no one hears it. Because the very people who white knight themselves "defending them" are the very ones making them suffer by making their plight seem insignificant. People forget the story of the boy who cried wolf.

[@carlosdasilva2409]

They basically get people they disagree with into social gulags and they claim the others are the fascists. The hypocrisy

[@markhirsch6301]

Depends really, if it's just someone expressing their ideas then yeah it's harmless, but as the sandy hook is a hoax conspiracy showed some people will take it too far and get arrested over it

[@carlosdasilva2409]

@@markhirsch6301 i agree. Some ideas can be harmless if they are just that. If people who have those ideas will go out of their way to express then and even force them upon others, manipulate information, and/or encouraging hatred for a group of people; that's fucked up

[@kylewitter2806]

“We have questions” “Denver International Airport”😂

[@segevstormlord3713]

Y'know, having an interactive version of this where people could arrange things as they think they rate on that scale could be amusing.

[@Snooopy28]

Conspiracy tier list slash / pyramid The healthy dose of reality

[@AI-hn7fz]

What's wrong with you, that's a brilliant idea

[@Booty_In_Space]

I need someone to make this NOW... I wanna see everyone's answers, LOL

[@HB-zi3og]

Is Ivermectin a conspiracy? I guess the lock-step horse dewormer media attack on it is, but I thought the evidence it has at least SOME benefit was pretty much settled. Those Indian, Peruvian and Japanese graphs, the 200 or so members if congress that use it, and the forty-something positive trials seem pretty convincing.

[@rentstoohigh1587]

Love this idea

[@613harbinger316]

"A mis and disinformation researcher..." Given how much the left has abused the term misinformation to mean "anything we don't want to be considered by the public" (it's like their new version of 'everyone I don't like is Hitler'), I'd say that the Tik Tok reference deserves more respect. Barely.

[@subitopoco]

She seems more of a distributer than researcher.

[@longbow6416]

'I litteraly wrote a book warning you guys' -George Orwell, probably

[@classarank7youtubeherokeyb63]

"Anything we don't want to be considered by the public" is a bit of a mouthful. Let's use the more common term: Heresy.

[@thesuperfluousone2537]

Which is it, Abbie? Misinformation or disinformation?

[@BladeOfLight16]

You're misunderstanding. She isn't studying other people's mis- and disinformation. She's studying how to use it to manipulate people. The chart is an example of usage.

[@MamaLee5]

Poor Abby. Clearly she needed the love and guidance of her parents but didn’t receive any. ✌🏽

[@Nick_Hammer]

Iran: we're developing nukes. Israel: we got a fricken laser beam on the moon.

[@1pcfred]

@D-Ron Jamarkus Robinson if we did have weapons in space that would violate international treaties that ban weaponizing space. So there's that.

[@ninjagold9244]

@D-Ron Jamarkus Robinson Lasers are extremely energy intensive. Not a problem for ships or submarines with nuclear reactors, but a huge issue for satellites that run on solar panels. Remember that there is no one up there to do regular maintenance that would be required for a power plant either.

[@HUNKMrDeath-lt7kq]

“Peace through superior firepower.” ~ Can’t think of who right now but I’m sure someone said it.

[@HUNKMrDeath-lt7kq]

On a serious note though, there’s some pretty heavy weapons that you’d only expect to be in a Sci-Fi movie or game. For example, the US has Railguns on some ships, I think it’s a destroyer class that has the Railguns.

[@HUNKMrDeath-lt7kq]

What we really need, are MAC guns from Halo, which basically that means Mass Acceleration Cannon, it’s sorta like a nuke but without the radiation that’ll cause the places hit to be unable to sustain life for a long ass time. Well sorta, I’m sure there’s different classes of MAC guns in the lore, depending on the ship it’s also different. In Halo they even have a turret version of the MAC cannon that has a smaller blast radius while still packing the full punch, being capable of taking out something more then 5x it’s size in one shot. As for why I think the explosion size varies is because in Reach and 3 we see MAC guns fired into two different things and the blasts aren’t quite as big as a nuke, yet still by lore MAC guns pack more of a punch then nukes, but effectively at the end of the day, if any country developed a MAC gun said country would have dominance over other countries.

[@TornadoSponge]

Come on Seamus, we all know the moon landing was faked! It was filmed by Stanley Kubrick who wanted it to be so realistic, that he had it filmed on location. How can anyone claim otherwise?

[@TheCyberfoxGod69]

Ngl u had me for the first half.

[@thehonorablereverendaddiso1943]

TBH, that sounds like something he would stipulate But personally, I prefer to think that what really happened, is that the Soviets and Americans landed at the exact same time, and they were so embarrassed that they wasted all that time, that they just decided to let us have it

[@jakobvonbugmann]

@@thehonorablereverendaddiso1943 uh. Why

[@buckberthod5007]

Your partially wrong. It wasn't filmed on location, it was filmed at area 51 which is why you can't go there and why it's so secret

[@ghargahrbynks7688]

Kubrick did not want to fly around the world, let alone to the moon. Full Metal Jacket was entirely shot in studios in London. Look for the smoking gun or moon somewhere thereabouts. LOL

[@sophiapeters8206]

I find it ironic that she says you are a "reality denier" if you believe in any of the conspiracies she listed yet she'll believe that men can get pregnant and that women can have prostates

[@businessoutsidethelines]

Women with prostates. Hmmm, don't want to see that one, thank you!

[@sabu001]

You are being anti semitic. I do not know how but you are being anti semitic.

[@mikeexits]

@@businessoutsidethelines I mean... You wouldn't. ... Would you? Oh god.

[@businessoutsidethelines]

@@mikeexits LMAO

[@geronimo5537]

well baby magic is just a uterus transplant away for anyone. be that biological male or female.

[@IphigeniaAtAulis]

It always amazes me that leftists laugh at conspiracy theories, except of course for vast right wing conspiracies.

[@commandercorner5575]

Lmfao, the only reason "we live in a simulation" is still within the realm of reality in her list is because people that agree with her ideology say it's possible. That's absolutely hilarious.

[@NotSoSerious69420]

I mean, it is possible, it’s also possible I wake up tomorrow a billionaire LOL.

[@lostinlordran1121]

@@NotSoSerious69420 You mean the simulation is not based in EGALTIARIANISM and people are still diferent? You have passed of point of no return!

[@Atreus21]

I don't mind that claim. Watch InspiringPhilosophy's content on quantum mechanics.

[@gareginasatryan6761]

It’s a simulation but it’s also politically connect. For example, Jews can’t be cheap or blacks lazy. Because the simulation masters are decent, educated people

[@AdamantLightLP]

The whole simulation thing makes me laugh. It's always atheists thinking it, but technically there would be a supreme creator or creators... Besides, the while quantum uncertainty principle makes it very unlikely if not impossible.

[@MrGrilledMuffin]

>Everything above a certain line is considered "Anti-Semetic" >Look up her wiki >"born of jewish background" every time.

[@collaborisgaming2190]

lol, Correlation or Causation? Also, MLK said to Judge by Content of Character so at that point it's Based on Equality Reasons if it only just so happens that most of the bad characters you met happen to be from a Group (groupthink atta gotten? (slang for effect)). maybe there's some Causation as the Lefties Claim against Whites when they justify Racism can only be done by whites before committing racism themselves. "Conspiracy Theorist" was Coined by the CIA Anyway to Discredit Whistleblowers. when that term is thrown around then it's gotta be for a Reason the CIA doesn't want us knowing. otherwise, they'd see their secrets as less of a security concern as we the people are getting sicker and sicker of being left in the dark about these things. maybe they want their victory in Ukraine as they Tried in Afghanistan to the Point where anyone calling out how the Afghani Soldiers from the Republic just Hated us was being called a Conspiracy theory only be proven when we pulled out and they cowered and let the Republic Fall into a Revived Emirate; the Original Afghani Government before Soviet and American invasions like gee wizz, of course, they'd hate the US mate, it'd be like regime changing the same country twice only to spend the next 20 years occupying it; Sonabich now that's Ukraine so far hopping between American and Russian sphere of Influence, Walking into my own point by Accident or History Repeating? you Decide. Bad enough when we catch the fact-check inquisition lying to our faces for the last 2 to 3 Years when they Used COVID as an Excuse to Institutionalize; almost like Similar BS that Happened in Medieval Europe since Inquisitions were never a part of the First Century Church Christ Established. when it comes to half the Splits, I wonder who was Right; Orthodoxy is the Closest thing we Have Remaining to the First Century Church. most Orthodox Christians are Russians; Correlation or Causation that they'd be Hated by the West because they are Orthodox Christians or because they were Russian? if a deep state could Answer I bet the Answer would be wilder than the People's Imagination since anything Wild is Bred to be a Conspiracy theory by the Mind Manipulative Deputized Press that to this day Coddles and Protects the Worse President Since Woodrow Wilson within the last 100 years.

[@TocoaPuffs]

"born of jewish background" Ahh, yes, I could see a synagogue from the hospital wing my mother birthed me in too.

[@JohnSmith-ox3gy]

Everyone who disagrees with me = literally hitler

[@joshuaslawson9125]

@@TocoaPuffs was your mother or father Jewish if not then that isn't what we refer to when talking about a Jewish background.

[@kaxo8550]

@@TocoaPuffs no . it’s not that easy. never was. or there wouldn’t be 1%

[@CynHicks]

The term conspiracy theorist is probably the most successful gas lighting operation in our culture. I take it as a badge of honor. You are essentially calling me an individual with thoughts. Someone that "connects the dots" themselves or finds the correct path through the labyrinth themselves instead of relying on the guide. It can lead to insanity or dead ends and not everyone is good at it or has the stomach for it but...

[@drjonesey5]

BINGO and this actually started during George Bush term and the rise of social media mostly youtube in 2005, I know because I was there. The term existed before than but it was restricted to Entertainment industry and house talk among family. Once social media started to grow via KZbin, Conspiracy became a huge topic and it was just 4 years after the Twin Tower incident in NY, where I'm from. Progressives and elites began back then labeling people as Conspiracy theorist for asking questions about said event no matter if the person had legit questions or not. As a result of 9/11 loooots of stuff changed and rights were lost, the whole TSA thing started with airports, citizen spying increased blah blah blah. I try to get people to realize this since I've seen this before.....but this is exactly the same as what they did then, that they are doing now with the vaccine. You could have been a non-political, curious citizen, if you questioned 9/11 you were labeled Conspiracy theorist same as right now, you can be all for vaccines, but have a concern about 1 vaccine now and you're labeled a? Anti-Vaxxer. No matter who has concerned if they are experts or not they get ignored, labeled etc. and news media for the most part is complicit and just like the TSA being a thing and we lost rights, what's happening now with Covid? They're doing things they've done before but setting precedents that become the norm. Conspiracy theory and 2005-2010 KZbin taught them how to handle the public response to truth, whether you believed int he truth movement or not. Now, they've locked down the internet and suppress opposition because they learned form early KZbin how citizens react. The truth movement and 9/11 conspiracy was massive and so much info was exposed among the crazy stuff too. Spread the word. Covid response is just 9/11 part 2.

[@kriegjaeger]

More of a conspiracy analyst.

[@glenholmgren1218]

@@drjonesey5 Some good examples but it was actually coined much earlier by the FBI, in order to discourage citizens from pushing to investigate the JFK assassination. Coverup - look it up

[@bobbbbEE]

Thing is that any term meant to describe something bad will eventually be used to describe anything a person disagrees with.

[@libertatemadvocatus1797]

There's plenty of far out stuff and I would say the far out stuff significantly outnumbers the plausible hypothesis. That being said, it's a term incredibly misused. "Oh, you think a politician would lie to us?! You think it's suspicious that someone who was middle-class their entire lives is now worth hundreds of millions of dollars after taking office?! You're a... CONSPIRACY THEORIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[@1495978707]

2:45 you can literally use jet fuel to do blacksmithing. Melting isn’t necessary to compromise structural integrity, not to mention that the adiabatic flame temperature is certainly hot enough to melt, the point is that that optimal condition isn’t necessary. Impact from the plane, and softening and embrittlement of the structure from the heat are all you need

[@موسى_7]

👍👍👍

[@موسى_7]

I think the conspiracy theorists are stupid too.

[@personalaccount6443]

Hello bush

[@christopherschuch5328]

"Conspiracy Theorist" is another buzzword they would basically use to dismiss any point of view.

[@dreamwolf7302]

Its literally how the government has kept open secrets, since the 1920s. They start the conspiracy, and add just enough fake info to make it easy to 'disprove'.

[@WhaleManMan]

And conservatives would never do that.

[@bobsnob3073]

@@WhaleManMan left and right are 2 sides of the same corrupt, money grubbing coin.

[@admontblanc]

@@WhaleManMan you're the only one saying that. Governments have been nothing but liberals and conservatives forever pushing the same retardation at different speeds.

[@WhaleManMan]

@@bobsnob3073 And yet you guys do everything they want? And always agree with them?

[@clarkey661]

Imagine making a conspiracy about conspiracy theories and still pretending you're a "mis and disinformation researcher".

[@glenholmgren1218]

The lack of ironic self awareness amongst the Left-Tards is shocking

[@ethanmoon3925]

No, she's great, she's not just a researcher she's a misinformation pioneer!

[@jimluebke3869]

Don't all conspiracy theorists consider themselves "mis- and dis-information researchers"?

[@chrishubbard64]

I just want to know what school she earned her degree in mis and disinformation research. I mean, she is clearly a highly trained professional. Someone to call upon for expert testimony.

[@melindadawn5]

@@jimluebke3869 no. they consider themselves, truth seekers. the honest, intelligent ones anyway... not the ones who think they are "awake" who were quickly lulled back to sleep immediately after they started waking up, by q, who trust the plan, love Trump, will probably kill you if you call trump a pedo too and try showing them his court cases of settlements from the parents of the children he touched... and who, throw "wwg1wga" around, oblivious that "WWG1WGA" ≠ "where we go 1 we go all", it really means, "world wide genocide, 1 world government agenda"(or something like that) , and who think Jesus is coming to save them... 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ real truthers / truth seekers also don't call themselves "conspiracy theorists" everyone else does...

[@glmathgrant]

I'm old enough to remember when the lab leak was a conspiracy theory.

[@MrGizmoRogers]

Like boosters were also a conspiracy theory until they were mandatory

[@JustHereForTheDialogue]

@@MrGizmoRogers 15 days….

[@batboy555]

6 months ago.

[@matsv201]

Yea.. I seen this grapth prior.. then the lab leak was on there.. but I see covid is a bioweapn is still there Of cause. Now we know theh where running gainafunction in the lab to test immunity. So wr know it was not a bio wrapon. But we also know it wad funded illegaly from the us... And no, its not a theory, we have the paper trail.

[@db9944]

@@MrGizmoRogers Hell, the very idea of forced vaccination was a conspiracy theory.

[@cosmicmcmoon5773]

Fun fact: The Microchip implant theory actually did turn out to be (sorta) true in Sweden. It's supposed to serve as a more "convenient" proof of vaccination than carrying around papers

[@purplefern6010]

How funny. And by that I mean terrifying.

[@UltraGalaxyify]

The irony is that she questions whether we're in a simulation, while downing a medicine cabinet's worth of blue pills

[@Mr-Thou]

If the comment section were a competition, you'd be in a podium by now.

[@soldierofkazus]

@@Mr-Thou IN a podium? What, are you going to chop him up into little bits and stuff him inside it?

[@BigSillyOrangeCat]

@@soldierofkazusyeah, seems like something he’d do

[@hodor3024]

Abby Richards in an interview: "being queer, Jewish, and neurodivergent generally have helped me to understand and prioritize intersectionality in my environmentalism". Didn't see that one coming from a mile away, huh?

[@ExNihiloComesNothing]

Neurodivergent? Oh that’s the word for crazy, right?

[@christinesarkis4029]

She must be the most insufferably neurotic person on this planet.

[@charleshill1906]

Funny how all these "people" pushing for all of this fucked up shit are a member of the tribe.

[@allhailourmediaoverlords7824]

It's called weaponized retardation.

[@hodor3024]

@@charleshill1906 oy vey!

[@slashbash1347]

"Biden is a robot" I WISH. A robot wouldn't have as many gaffs, even if a magnet was rubbed against its head.

[@phantasmagoria9898]

Biden is a robot built on Windows 90s.

[@matsv201]

Who the hell belives that.. I bet it was "biden is demented"... and she changed it for some reason

[@bethanyjohnson8001]

@@matsv201 or from puppet

[@christinesarkis4029]

@@phantasmagoria9898 Running Biden with DOS would be an upgrade.

[@johnsavage7507]

Maybe he runs on Widows 2000?

[@JustinHall1976]

Best one in a long while. Well done, Man. Dunno how I missed this one.

[@xenn4985]

"You may think we live in a simulation, and that's okay. But if you think that simulation is flat, you hate Jews. I don't make the rules." Yeah this is probably the best string of words I've ever heard.

[@TheExiled112]

The thing is that liberals don't actually care about the flat earth theory. The term "flat earther" to them is just another word for conservative because they generalize us. So if they say negative stuff about flat earthers they mean all conservatives in general since they don't believe that a single conservative doesn't believe in the flat earth theory. They wouldn't hate on flat earthers if they were mostly liberal. I do agree the flat earth theory is pretty stupid but not harmful.

[@Link0304]

Pretty sure you' re lumpung a whooooole lot of people together with your statement about lunping people together....

[@TheExiled112]

@@Link0304 because its true. Liberals think conservatives are pure evil otherwise they wouldn't be making charts like that. If it wasn't true twitter wouldn't be toxic, blm wouldn't be rioting, and joe biden probably wouldn't be a clown of a president. But it is true.

[@dimmadometv]

Yes

[@MirceaKitsune]

Somebody bend the simulation to save the Jews from hate!

[@immortaliron2475]

“Nazis on the moon vs Jewish space lasers” is a film I would most definitely watch. Screw it I’ll make it myself

[@Stroz92]

Don't let Alec Baldwin play with the Jewish space lasers.

[@matsv201]

Nazis on the moon is a film and its freaking amazing.

[@cjhenderson690]

I feel like I have to mention Jews in Space, space lasers included

[@DeusExAngelo]

I think that’s part of Iron Sky. That, or the Nazis were reptillians and lived in the Hollow Earth with dinosaurs. That and the Jews lived on the moon…not sure if they had a laser though. I’ve only seen the trailer of the film

[@christinesarkis4029]

@@DeusExAngelo It was a Nazi moon base. The hollow earth reptilians was the sequel.

[@Br3ttM]

The only person hurt by not believing in the moon landing was that one guy that Buzz Aldrin punched.

[@Ian-np6zt]

This had me rolling

[@Ieatpaste23]

The guy deserved it. He took Buzz' greatest moment, and turned it into a hollywood stunt.

[@IvanVKlik]

"what do you mean nasa destroyed the technology for some reason and now we apparently can't go back?" "UNGA BUNGA BUZZ SMASH"

[@SupersuMC]

Wait, this seriously happened? XD

[@aninymouse1651]

@Supersum Creations Yes, it really happened. Buzz punched the shit out of a random moon landing denier, on camera.

[@danielbacon99]

I thought the same thing about the hollow earth font. Did not discourage and, if anything, made me want to go on an adventure.

[@andrewsmith8815]

“You may think we live in a simulation, and that’s fine…. but if you think that simulation is flat, you hate Jews” I legit busted out laughing 😂

[@levelwithz3779]

*To be a "Conspiracy Theorist" now days just means you research subjects beyond what you hear on Tv and the mainstream. Sure there are those who go alittle extreme and believe in some silly things, however the problem is so many things that are actually true are considered the most outlandish and most ridiculed.* *My advice to everyone and anyone is, have an open mind, question everything, do your research, and be prepared to have your mind changed because the evidence for many things will undoubtedly change your worldview.*

[@FreedomToons]

19k likes 134 dislikes youtube got rid of the like button cuz they were literally tired of me flexing on them

[@Mugetsu_Gaming]

1:55 I just can't get over the random Bernie impression lmao. It's just so good

[@redwall1521]

It's even funnier when she says something like "essential oils cure all illnesses", because that's literally what East Asian culture is built upon - using herbs to cure most diseases is what they do. Talking about "hurting marginalized peoples"

[@matsv201]

Incense is pretty much made to combat malaria... granted... it dont cure it. But it does combat it

[@mado-wh4jv]

That's a good one

[@elgatofelix8917]

Well "she" is white so according to CRT "she" is racist

[@elgatofelix8917]

@The Moses Vlogs you really believe that? So-called "modern medicine" is completely synthetic and mass manufactured in laboratories. And they're riddled with side effects unlike herbal cures.

[@charleshill1906]

@@elgatofelix8917 She's only white when it's convenient, then she shows her true colors and claims ultimate victim status as a small hat tribe member chosen people of god.

[@the_SolLoser]

I absolutely love these! Hearing Seamus go on a full-scale rant is really endearing. Thank you, Freedom Toons.

[@mkosmala1309]

I've honestly started moving away from ever using "conspiracy theory" to describe things anymore. The term has become beyond useless and is now full on counter-productive because true things and plausible things are lumped in with patently false things.

[@SymphonicEllen]

Yeah, if they say "conspiracy" I take that to mean it's at least partially true.

[@ML-sc3pt]

When the left says conspiracy theory i see "truth we won't admit yet"

[@MidlifeCrisisJoe]

Psst. Here's a piece of wisdom: It's literally always been that way. The term "conspiracy theory" was coined during the investigation into the JFK assassination by the media. Notably, by media that was later revealed to be heavily controlled by the CIA once Operation Mockingbird was revealed. So it's basically a manufactured term to create an illusion of madness to hang over someone the establishment has deemed to be asking too many questions they don't want the public knowing the answers to. Things like the JFK assassination.

[@SwingDancer61]

Some conspiracies are real. Anyone who uses the term conspiracy theory to dismiss an idea without thought is a superficial thinker at best.

[@BladeOfLight16]

Welcome to what the left does to language.

[@Nighttale233]

Her chart looks like a food group pyramid except for conspiracy theories 🤣🤣

[@nickmedley4749]

"Give some credit to our public schools!" I'm dying 🤣

[@Alex-zr7wr]

That's where I lost it too

[@doritoreiss8089]

Abby’s gonna have to invert that triangle when she learns how much of that is true. 😂

[@glenholmgren1218]

Yep, just like the old Food Pyramid

[@govcorpwatch]

@@glenholmgren1218 the pyramid has been taken over by Brawndo, The thirst mutilator. Abbey: It's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes.

[@joeseppy949]

@@govcorpwatch You give plants water to grow Abby : you mean like out of the toilet durrrrrr

[@geronimo5537]

The perfect product for any mega corporation is one with infinite profitability and zero accountability. There are only three types of products in existence that can reach this goal. The military industrial complex, taxes, and mandated vaccines. Choose which multi billion dollar product seems the most legitimate. The latter has more propaganda, distorted truths, and thousands of court cases crediting millions of funds to victims each year. Truth is only, a matter of how much you can afford pay in advertisement. Dont believe me? Why not see who funds the big news networks, read the slogans of those networks, and hear the repeating words of the people who watch them. People are too lazy to find truth; let alone accept it.

[@doritoreiss8089]

@Jinxed Swashbuckler all of the alphabet agencies have been captured by industry.

[@MonkeyDLuffy-wm7br]

I want to see Seamus fix more left wing memes. Lost count how many times I've watched his first two. The whole thing on the spider still cracks me up.

[@geologist3010]

Oh man that spider line was great! 😂

[@aquablue3dsi]

That spider needs to be a reacurring character

[@makingmemesat3AM]

2:48 It technically can't but it can soften steel beams which would not be able to hold the weight of the towers

[@fdsajfldaskjf]

For anyone who might be curious the *”ancient giant trees”* theory proposes that mesas are actually the stumps of “giant trees” that once existed in the past when the earth’s atmosphere was bigger. The implication is that something equally big would have to exist in order to cut them down. Which some people claim is evidence for the Nephilim/giants.

[@DH-xw6jp]

The giant trees were cut down to build the jewish space laser, of course. Launched from the Pyramid's landing platform obviously.

[@brackcarmony6385]

@@DH-xw6jp It all makes sense now brah.

[@ztrees4024]

Ahh ok. I have heard that one. I was about to comment pointing out we did used to have giant trees. Most species of the giant trees died out due to drastically lower co2 levels. But yeah, what you mentioned is something totally different.

[@mickadams1905]

Yeah that sounds nuts but i kinda wish it was true.

[@fdsajfldaskjf]

@@mickadams1905 Same though tbh

[@Esperkama]

Ok for real i laughed out loud at the "Hollywood is turning our kids gay? Give some credit to the public schools." Keep doing the great work.

[@zess_t5952]

Looking at the list, it’s such a defense for the government. I will never understand why these people refuse to criticize the government and be skeptical

[@palladiamorsdeus]

Its so weird. When I was young it seemed like EVERYONE questioned the government but then sometime in the past twenty years that all turned on its head.

[@TroopperFoFo]

Because they see the government as a force of good and they either want to be in charge of that force or want to be told what to do by that force. Why do people join cults? Same thing.

[@MidlifeCrisisJoe]

The question of government always ultimately divides people into two camps. Those who think government is necessary and those who don't. Amongst those who think it is necessary, they are further divided into two camps, those who wish to control others through the government and those who wish to be controlled by it. Those who wish to be controlled by government are the Abby Richards of the world.

[@gavinfairbanks]

Only just noticed this guy's rockin' Netscape navigator 😂

[@israelcowl6764]

"There are Nazi's on the Moon Mr. Frodo and that there worth fighting for" Lol

[@barbarabaker1457]

No conspiracy theories, except the matrix... Alrighty then.

[@hariman7727]

"Alex Jones was right" is both a frequent truth and a punchline.

[@barbarabaker1457]

@@hariman7727 I read that a lot. I've never really listened to him. Hope that doesn't disappoint.

[@hariman7727]

@@barbarabaker1457 I actually haven't directly listened to Alex Jones a lot, or much at all. I think I've seen two videos on his site at the absolute most, maybe three at the outside. One wasn't actually by Alex Jones at all, and was covering how to react to an angry mob and when you would be safe to shoot at an angry mob. (The conclusion was that the primary time it would be safe to shoot would be when someone is throwing a Molotov cocktail at you and/or the building you are in, because said Molotov cocktail is a deadly threat.) I forget what the other one is if I even saw a different one Everything that I've heard of Alex Jones being right is actually people going back after the fact, and pointing to Alex Jones being right

[@eros5420]

"Living in a Simulation" is below the "Leaving Reality" Line, but "Trans Agenda" is past the "Antisemitic Point of No Return" when there are trans people who openly claim to push their "Trans Agenda?" Maybe she is referring to something specific but I would think every group with ideologues would have a specific agenda they're promoting and that their agenda is objectively real. Lol.

[@matsv201]

Isnt it by definition a activist group push and agenda?

[@eros5420]

@@matsv201 Yes... And it's not always a bad thing; but it is absolutely real. Lol.

[@matsv201]

@@eros5420 well of cause.. im part of a activist group my self. The point of it is to lower govemrney waste and better tve economy..

[@eros5420]

@@matsv201 Got some typos there lol, but yeah ive served medical initiatives and I would say we generally have agendas. We consider them benevolent agendas... But that is from our point of view. One person's agenda promoting cancer screenings can be seen by another as a money mill operation promoting increased doctor visits. An agenda can absolutely be good. But I guess believing there is a Trans Agenda makes you an Anti-Semite 😂

[@thethrashyone]

She probably just unthinkingly made that entire category "anything I can attach an ist-and-phobe label to" and didn't give it any consideration beyond that.

[@yragcom1]

The bad recorder playing during the "Hollow Earth" explanation had me crying laughing.

[@TheClintonio]

Love the intellectual dishonedty of the conspiracy theory chart. Put a bunch of valid options together and throw in things that aren't to convince people

[@urusama6039]

Its child level psychology xD Grouping things they dont want you to talk about with things people have a pre-established stigma to. This was one of my favorites in a while cause it broke down the absurdity of it perfectly.

[@arnoldmunez5057]

Hilarious how instead I looked each one up and figured out a bunch of new true “conspiracy theories” from it, when they wanted me to assume they were all conspiracies.

[@Pepesalvia]

That pyramid looks like a poster for a sick summer festival lineup. Some of those conspiracies would make great band names! Welcome to the stage, Jewish Space Laser!

[@dustinbrandel59]

Bruh. Ur right!

[@Ethan783]

Ancient giant trees? Like the sequoias? Yeah, that’s just the sequoias.

[@whitemaleplatypus8490]

The timing on that, “Some of my best friends” line was impeccable. Well played Seamus.

[@chrismaddock5790]

"Hollywood is turning our children gay?! Give some credit to the public schools!" Okay, that got me, slow clap for you sir, slow clap for you.

[@Gottaculat]

We all know the Earth is really a dodecahedron, and we're living in a futuristic D&D game where magic was replaced with electricity, and we killed off most of the monsters, which is why we occasionally still see them, but so sporadically that they've fallen into legend and myth. 😂

[@UltimateMustacheX]

Insight Check

[@Amares69]

must've been one hell of an XP grind

[@johnsavage7507]

You rolled at nat 20 on that one.

[@Gottaculat]

@@Amares69 Life is literally an xp grind, except you slowly loose your xp if you don't keep grinding a skill.

[@matilozano96]

Lmao. Some of these I learned about because this pyramid exists. The author effectively created a way for us to directly look up what SHE doesn't want people to believe. Marvelous.