Legal Weapons Collection Update - 11/17/2010

[@richardboi141]

Who else thought the batteries were part of the collection

[@jmac3693]

Man! Have you ever licked one of those? They'll fuck you up lol. Jk

[@fartgander5851]

@@jmac3693 wimp it is not that bad

[@wEcUtBoTtLeS]

Throw those bitches in a sock and you got a deadly fuckin weapon bro LMAO

[@alvinmartinez4619]

@@wEcUtBoTtLeS on some TDC shit

[@_chevy_s-zj5pw]

J MAC nah it feels funny

[@Midhun_V_Murali]

Now my legal weapons collection... (Opens a briefcase full of sextoys)

[@azaanjunani9350]

Midhun V Murali was thinking the same

[@Pleasedonttagme]

Thats just too funny

[@franxcis2059]

*plugs*

[@XenoWTF.]

Midhun V Murali 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@karlwood7014]

Probably meens butt' plugs so hedoesn'tshithimself when he sees how fuckin cool he looks with brass knuckles on. Only two ways to look cooler and that's being eather me or Chuck Norris wearing the brass knuckles. Yeahh'hhhh😵😎

[@nasku2506]

Someone: *gets attacked by 5 people* Also someone: "Nothing can save me now.." This guy: hold my briefcase

[@alexaraujo490]

Nasku I’m dead 😂😂

[@Dav624]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 FUCK I DIED!

[@jaiden_isaiah4825]

Literally hold my briefcase

[@vincentanimationsxd1651]

"Hold my strap on"

[@MrxSheeK]

It would probably open like a quinque

[@josephstalin8442]

Cutlerylover: “these are tools not weapons” Also cutlerylover: “this will break bone”

[@yasirujayasuriya7026]

Gets searched* (police officer) Now whut do you need a 3 inch spike and a collapsible baton for (Cutlerylover) "ah I use it to beat my meat at work" " uh I'm a butcher"

[@Don-KJ]

why did I read this in russian😂

[@marco_marks]

That's not what he said

[@yapyap5325]

What if you get attacked by skeletons? Gotta break bone somehow

[@wetimusprime3066]

Stalin My brother

[@mp013]

If this is the legal collection imagine the ilegal one...

[@unendingz9271]

a sock of butter, so deadly...

[@saucy5844]

RevSickle nice reference

[@sluggz2982]

🚨 Stolen comment alert 🚨

[@redemption5727]

Unendingz gibbyyyyy

[@hechla]

some of these are very illegal in some places

[@dougjohnsonbushcraftandbjj5561]

We want to see the "illegal" weapons collection

[@RealCristianoPenaldo]

He's probably going to wip out a tank from his ass, lmao.

[@Crispy_22]

[NT] CosmologyDinosaur ツ lol

[@RealCristianoPenaldo]

@@Crispy_22, doesn't Mario harass you every level? Lol.

[@coolhandluke5388]

[NT] CosmologyDinosaur ツ but Tanks are legal in the U.S. ;)

[@RealCristianoPenaldo]

@@coolhandluke5388, but dad, didn't the Trump guy say "We want to see the "illegal" weapons collections.

[@cheng3580]

This man is really smart. He calls them weapons when it's really his BDSM collection.

[@gabbighoulfemboy]

🤣🤣🤣

[@uuuultra]

Buddhism?

[@mortalrabbit5176]

Search up BDSM but erase your browsers history or go incognito

[@kiovannimays7683]

Lmfao

[@kos-3327]

Bro I think this guy is a psychopath he keeps talking about how well it works on people and then when he was saying a person he could use it against he almost said Victim instead of person

[@buddxd0378]

Some of those weapons looked like they are used for dirty reasons

[@yvngwaldo7631]

2:37

[@Zeke_-dg6fo]

Brendan Walton 😂

[@bigco4615]

Yvng Waldo LOL

[@JessePierreAFK]

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[@ViperBi0nic]

😂🤣

[@Bobbob-ee8ch]

I found this in my parents room never knew they where ninjas

[@daniellacey5690]

F

[@r1chergt737]

F

[@snazdogdbfan251]

F

[@thexrgamer405]

F

[@robsche1337]

F

[@thmartin2098]

Why is this in my recommended 8 years later

[@LuckyLad-]

THMartin Same! I’m not complaining tho lol this is interesting

[@Hector-kq7nz]

The same lol

[@officialraheem5527]

Same lol 🤣

[@mek4nic]

Yeah

[@cqmerqn]

Same

[@Prince.Claveria]

Ah, my "Ready-for-school Starter Pack".

[@theOGjuulcat]

Do I need to call someone ? (this is an extension of your joke)

[@thedipermontshow]

Lol

[@imjustaguy4340]

Same

[@dominicw8868]

“This is my spring operated baton” “you really don’t want to be on the business end of this thing..” *waves baton around*

[@lookatthismonkey75]

What's in my american school bag!

[@findoxv2616]

Heheh

[@lookatthismonkey75]

@@findoxv2616 Hehehehehe

[@مستربطاطس-ن7غ]

A flame thrower?

[@lookatthismonkey75]

@@مستربطاطس-ن7غ Maybe (that was not a question btw)

[@myomusic9626]

Thats a spicy one

[@eabdoom]

You forgot the most basic weapon. The belt

[@anonymoususer3477]

The most powerful yet simple one

[@symbiotee4]

That shit hurts

[@jaiden_isaiah4825]

l a c h a n c l a

[@pinky3412]

This guy obviously didn't train like Pootie Tang.

[@vincentanimationsxd1651]

What about the flipflop

[@DrICE-fg6fo]

I remember watching this 10 years ago, now I’m driving crazy how time flies

[@outdoughnut8962]

Bruh he has the best quality camera for 2010

[@chuba_]

KZbin: 2010: no 2011: no 2012: no 2013: no 2014: no 2015: no 2016: no 2017: no 2018: no 2019: yes

[@gxyrd]

Retards: makes a meme about youtube not recommending a video until 2019.

[@SidharthMishra99]

Not getting properly

[@obby-j-smduxfield6889]

Same haha 😂

[@lukecpal305]

Hi 2019 dudes

[@PainkillerDr]

VERY ORIGINAL COMMENT CONGRATULATIONS

[@piggiesmalls250]

I remember watching this when I was like 8

[@landondrouin4582]

look who just turned 9 lol

[@yeeyee9294]

This came out 10 years ago, dude just turned 19 lol

[@landondrouin4582]

@@yeeyee9294 yeah but he commented 1 year ago not 10 yrs ago

[@yeeyee9294]

@@landondrouin4582 I think he is saying that he remembers watching his a long time ago, and is just now leaving a comment 10 years later

[@cwpsooks]

@@yeeyee9294 r/wooosh

[@cooperclarke7016]

“Legal” weapons showcase*opens torture box*

[@michaelholopainen2822]

...And then goes: "Oops, I think I accidentally brought by boyfriends butt plug collection."

[@leatherneck7857]

2:57 my roommate has something similar to that but it's rubberised, but he's a super religious Christian dude why would he be into violence???

[@mkorypan19]

😂

[@cadenhester5169]

Maybe he uses it against the Buddhists that reject hi word.

[@Rhythmicons]

"Hit someone in the anus with it..."

[@leatherneck7857]

@@Rhythmicons I asked him that and legit he went red... What does it mean tho?

[@Rhythmicons]

@@leatherneck7857 The anus is a legitimate vital target for self defense.

[@yassinefujiwara8247]

where I live....Almost all those weapons are illigal.

[@zanergamer1989]

MYRICA

[@Nxxxsty]

For me too

[@tipideras9393]

For me too ... germany😒

[@tipideras9393]

Not all but the most ... Loki Savage​

[@user-ik5mw3px8n]

+Yassine Tama That is what I thought... Some are illegal to own and most (except personal alarm) are illegal to carry.

[@hollycow123445]

My grandfather was a Lt. in the police force where I live, and after he died we found his slapjack in a box with all his other police stuff. It was much smaller than that one and much less "official" looking. The scary part was how worn and torn up it was--many heads were split apparently....

[@pinkorange4980]

How does this only have 5 likes... thats horrifying

[@tommarongtakrudjam2696]

@@pinkorange4980 ป่กดกนกกนกพพกตตชสวบล

[@tommarongtakrudjam2696]

@@pinkorange4980 ปพกกบแกกสสสบบจชช

[@tommarongtakrudjam2696]

@@pinkorange4980 กกกยกพสสบลตชชสสล

[@tommarongtakrudjam2696]

@@pinkorange4980 กยกกกสสยชชสสจชชชส

[@PhysioA]

All ilegal in Europe. Even the knuckels, man if a police catch you with this you go straight to jail.

[@PhysioA]

Dade COBB no...

[@kadalah]

PhysioA europe is not a country, most of the countries in europe have different laws and cultures hurr durr

[@PhysioA]

markorply Its eu weapon law, idiot.

[@kadalah]

PhysioA european union is not europe, idiot nice try though

[@kadalah]

ok I will do that, it's just annoying when people refer to europe as if it were a country or some place with only one culture and all other places there are the same

[@jasondavis9972]

You don't want to mess with this dude

[@warthief3401]

Why because he has a tazer in a briefcase

[@KS-nq8vo]

No lol most of the stuff here is “illegal” almost everywhere.

[@DemBlox]

@@KS-nq8vo yea it says he’s in PA in his bio and otf knives and brass knuckles are illegal here

[@onetaothree]

That Bucheimer is in good condition. Keep it that way and it will go up in value. Those are rare and worth quite a bit to collectors.

[@jeffreylardizabal3964]

the briefcase itself can be used as a weapon, too :-)

[@GR8WhiteDevil]

Nice kit! But no lube?

[@bigsmoke9074]

He prefers it RAW

[@joshglover2370]

Bad guys don't deserve lube! 😅

[@Luisbouttabag]

It's been tradition for about 4 years now to come back to this video after a few months

[@collinc7632]

Who else saw the batteries b4 the stun gun part and wondered how they were a weapon

[@adamholmes2146]

I did

[@Daniel-J69]

I was here for that

[@luigi2blue]

Who else saw this comment before the weapons so they didn't relate.

[@ronaldhardeman3699]

me

[@aaronhanson7241]

Well...when you put one of the ends on your tongue...

[@daaave2142]

I dont think people realise this was recorded in 2010 and not in 2019

[@mattcat3333]

4:15 when the doctor says he's going to do a prostate exam with a new tool

[@vlegend10k98]

Guy showing his weapon collection: "Its nasty in the wrong hands" Attacker:😏😏😏😏

[@tommarongtakrudjam6504]

222222222222222220000000000

[@tommarongtakrudjam6504]

2222222222222

[@johnhughes9978]

All knives and brass knucks are legal in Texas as of September 1, 2019.

[@OnWTCbuildingwasneverhitbyanAi]

Round round get around

[@anonymous-mz5nf]

shut your bitch ass up bro

[@robinhoodwasasocialist.1401]

9:09 I work at a nursing home. We put these on wheel chairs to alarm people as to when someone stands up when they’re not supposed to

[@JudahMusicArchive]

Must be a lower volume one,

[@JudahMusicArchive]

No one wants bleeding ears

[@somerandomcuberyt3384]

How do they stand if they cant stand

[@robinhoodwasasocialist.1401]

some random cuber yt if a very confused person with dementia stands up to walk around when it’s obvious that they will fall and hurt themselves staff members need to be alarmed that they are standing up so someone can run over and assist them. One end of the alarm is attached to their wheelchair, the other end is gator clipped to their shirt so when they go to stand an unbelievably piercing alarm goes off.

[@somerandomcuberyt3384]

@@robinhoodwasasocialist.1401 it was a joke i was saying how do peaple walk if they cant

[@TheGreyMan85]

everything legal if you're a good person.

[@5-iwnl-596]

Everything is legal if they don't find out

[@claudiot315]

+pro - agar i literally live by that

[@faboolusgamer5909]

"when there's no cops around, anything is legal!" - Stan Pines x

[@faboolusgamer5909]

xD

[@jaded7466]

Faboolus Gamer lol Finally a Gravity Falls pun

[@brian13m3g4]

I found this video 8 years ago and I still now enjoy watching it.

[@camojoe83]

legal weapons collection -a short, gay film by A. Chode

[@casualfanforlife3837]

Hahaha

[@rnegoro1]

Another legal weapon that can be utilised is a tactical flashlight.

[@eventhorizon2305]

r Negoro very much true, those things are fucking huge

[@kobiesboxing4956]

I got 3 tactical flashlights, and 2 of them are military style. Matter of fact all 3 of them are made to cut through seat belts, and break glass. And 1 of them has a push button alarm.

[@newtonfiji4722]

I prefer to use a tactical fleshlight

[@deucesolo]

Test your 9volt by putting the contacts on your tongue. If it shocks you its still good.

[@Mygary]

Happy to see the algorithm blessing cutlery lover, been watching since this video came out. Good dude, deserves it =)

[@AcherontiaStyx]

gotta love how you can just tell this guy has never been in a fight in his life and would get his ass kicked by a twelve year old

[@NoNo-uy2bq]

too true

[@itsawonderfulknife7031]

Guy with knife attacks cutlerlover- “Hang on, gimme a minute till I squeeze into my shot filled gloves!” Lol. 👍🏻

[@raksh9]

Theres a hilarious story about sap gloves. One owner wore them regularly in winter while walking his dog. One day, some guy tried to hold him up in the park with a knife. He punched the mugger in the face, knocking him out. When the mugger fell down, change flew out of his pocket. So the guy took his knife AND his change.

[@возчикглина]

(sees brass knuckles) are you sure about that?

[@возчикглина]

oh

[@возчикглина]

oh

[@возчикглина]

okay....

[@emperorkrell5506]

brass knuckles are legal here

[@mario.serban]

Blue Sky real

[@wazzupsters]

It's so weird seeing this again on recommended 10 years later, a good trip down memory lane. I hope ya doing good these days man.

[@callumoflaherty4538]

most your stuff looks like gimp punishment weapons

[@MClightningzap]

LOL

[@jreed5313]

thought that the moment he opened the case lol

[@fikmetetairi8867]

callum o'flaherty 9emj

[@fikmetetairi8867]

Isi

[@miketbomas8463]

He ised to be mr.gimpo

[@rnegoro1]

That's a really cool spring baton. I have never seen one before.

[@louisejones4670]

r Negoro and that's a really cool running pikachu

[@commonsense504]

And if you ever use it, you will probably knock yourself out or break a bone in your arm from the ricochet

[@josefishak2810]

“You don’t wanna get hit with this thing, trust me” uuughhh

[@kareemkattan6589]

The bottle opener/knife is an antique Soviet Union knife worth around $30 on eBay.

[@blurrav4596]

Oh wtf am I doing here. I've already seen this video.

[@jakubpolzer8817]

I thought the same when i played it :ddddd

[@troloyolo1108]

It has been 10 years... Imagine his collection now

[@zipzip8239]

10 boxes full of mall ninja garbage.

[@tommarongtakrudjam2696]

@@zipzip8239 ปสแกกยกพพคตขชสสสบกดพสสล

[@kegangardner2277]

So many stupid people don't get that different states have different laws.

[@jacobamiri196]

brass knuckles are illegal in all 50 states stupid

[@sethmendenhall416]

@@jacobamiri196 not in texas

[@kaisoliz2533]

@@sethmendenhall416 yes texas

[@sethmendenhall416]

@@kaisoliz2533 Texas is best! Are you from Texas Evan?

[@kegangardner2277]

@@jacobamiri196 Its not illegal to have them, its illegal to carry them in public. They are paperweight, you know ow

[@raksh9]

Theres a hilarious story about sap gloves. One owner wore them regularly in winter while walking his dog. One day, some guy tried to hold him up in the park with a knife. He punched the mugger in the face, knocking him out. When the mugger fell down, change flew out of his pocket. So the guy took his knife AND his change.

[@JCJKproductocts777]

Honestly brass knuckles are not as great of a weapon as most people think, the sap gloves are way better. Brass knuckles will screw up your hand just as much as they screw up the person you're hitting.

[@mrhattux]

It might hurt your arm, but what it does to the face?

[@JCJKproductocts777]

mrhattux​​​​ it doesn't hurt your arm at all, it hurts your hand. Your hand is made up of 27 little bones that are very easily broken. When you smash 27 little bones into 1 skull, the skull wins. That is why the majority of people in street fights break their hands, the brass knuckles only exacerbate this. So why you may bruise your opponents skull, you are going to break your hands, so he's going to have a bruise on his head and you're going to have a cast.

[@mrhattux]

Tool Box Films Yeah you can believe that.

[@JCJKproductocts777]

I am a nurse so actually I KNOW that. 

[@mrhattux]

Tool Box Films I didnt know nurses were taught about them.

[@rogerkreil3314]

Here in Canada, you might be able to carry around a personal alarm. But a lot of those weapons would get you locked up.

[@rogerkreil3314]

Well at least on the bright side, there are less murders here! :D

[@TheWilliamlk]

namedcreekrocks lower percentage of murders

[@TheWilliamlk]

namedcreekrocks yeah. you can walk around with a kitchen knife strapped to your arm but a smexy knife you can do tricks with. don't you dare consider it

[@TheWilliamlk]

namedcreekrocks yeah. our government is retarded. no brass knuckles (wich can be dangerous but agoinst a knife not really) , no butterfly knives , no push knives. I HATE harper. a 14 year old is logical enough to see his stupidity

[@ganstaboii2332]

Not if u dont get cought :)

[@heartmoor9184]

DONT FUCK WITH THIS GUY

[@nova-kt8sg]

If anyone was wondering it’s not the amps that kill it’s a combination of amps, volts and frequency that kills but typically stun guns can’t knock people out they mostly just hurt really bad.

[@OdahKing]

I wish people would just give me weapons and things for free.

[@j_abass]

I don't even know why i am watching this and how it came on my recommendations..

[@teaoakleaves7969]

same

[@user-eb7qr8ge3e]

How’s the stun gun 500,000 volts if it has 2 9v battery’s

[@baileyjanecarter5412]

221 a boost converter

[@brandonwilliams8003]

Duracell power my dude

[@mikhail9607]

It can’t possibly be. They advertise them all the time.

[@BigShaneGillis]

Not possible to be 500k colts in a handheld device. 500k needs a transistor the size of a 14x12 bedroom. These Chinese stun guns always have absurd sticker labels on them that have no scientific validity or accuracy whatsoever. I have a tiny one that says 200k volts, which can’t possibly be accurate.

[@vijendersingh5857]

Capacitors work that way

[@lorenz777]

2022 10 years later still waiting for an updated version of this

[@cutlerylover]

:) maybe its coming soon...

[@lorenz777]

@@cutlerylover right on can’t wait !

[@PigBenis_]

@@cutlerylover cmon Jeff still waiting

[@cutlerylover]

@@PigBenis_ ok ok Ill make a note for an update video soon :)

[@lorenz777]

@@cutlerylover still waiting 12 years later 🤣😂

[@bee8042]

most of your leagal "weapon" looks like something they'd use in fifty shades of grey

[@shoominati23]

the second last one is like a chinese chain whip. if used correctly they can be used to cut thru to bone!

[@hkyedxts]

lol

[@fonkyman]

thats not true dude it was mostly used to pierce or ''lasso'' oponents if you use it for slashing it wouldnt get very far since its a chain and not a sword..... do some research

[@osamabinlaggin1392]

"Basically you throw at someone with legs" "LEGS" Lmao

[@randomperson-jt2pp]

Nakeets Plays **laughs in crippled**

[@Dreday1212_PSN]

His first pair of brass knuclkes were from a belt. You can see the little pin ball peice that would hold on a belt hole. I had one i know

[@mawkok]

Nobody. Literary no one. Quite kid at home:

[@MiMi420_]

This is true I'm a quiet kid and I have karambits at home

[@kalecardenas9645]

SZKODNIK Games I have balisongs and a 14 inch knife

[@MiMi420_]

@@kalecardenas9645 nice

[@ramontheranger7763]

@@kalecardenas9645 same

[@rw-by6752]

This was recommended to me exactly 9 years later

[@HueJackCity66]

Checkout MTech 4" one piece knives. They have a holster sheath that come with a chain that fits around your neck. The knife is upsidedown. Easy access. Its also visible and not a concealed weapon.

[@lynxafrica958]

you should do legal weapons in Australia

[@chaseshaw22]

I don't think he can get any kangaroos

[@lynxafrica958]

chaseshaw22 wow ok

[@nebulaz1386]

+chaseshaw22 lol

[@jeffwindle2417]

what a bat, shovel and rock

[@SuperDutchschultz]

the only

[@mackenzieconway-halls4022]

Him: there is no knifes or guns in this box THE LAST WEAPON WAS A KNIFE

[@Jaysann22]

Most of these are strictly illegal even just to carry in most US States and DEFINITELY Europe. It's stupid but it's fact. Even the flapjack is illegal. It's absolutely absurd.

[@brandonmckittrick2822]

Show us proof of them being illegal in most states.

[@thedoctorwillseeunow2233]

You can’t carry shit in Europe, your argument is invalid.

[@joshcline4075]

*slapjack*

[@DBai-bo2yq]

The chain called ”Chain whip“(九节鞭) is a weapon used in Chinese martial arts

[@Will6753]

That Russian hidden blade appears to have been used for military purposes in the Soviet Union. So it could have been made in Russia from anytime between 1922-1991. CCCP is the more Russian Equivalent of the acronym USSR. I reason that it was a military or espionage weapon, due to the fact that it would be highly illegal for a civilian to have that in the USSR during the time it was used.

[@harmonicarat]

Or it could be made for idiots who want to feel cool.

[@Will6753]

LeeSpringfield Well yeah, but my way is cooler.

[@beverlythacker4705]

Zomboing

[@robertagu1866]

you said no knives. "other then knives" your words. but the thing before your spikes was basically a knife like dagger in its use for stabbing

[@zem6300]

It's still a spike, not a knife.

[@emperorkrell5506]

the last one is a bottle opener not a knife

[@mrguy1141]

"Don't make me cut you with a spike!" See how fucking stupid that sounds? Spikes aren't knives idiot.

[@admiralpercy]

And that spring baton will not "easily shatter bone". That is a pain compliance weapon. You might be able to break a finger with it, if you use it wrong. Jesus dude, have you ever even been in a fight?

[@RamblesWorkshop]

Hello again, the Baton can shatter (or at least break) bones, a strong hit from a solid one such as those the uk police use are known to break arms if the victim is unprepared. a spring variant obviously would not be as effective so i cannot vouch for it but Batons in general can.

[@admiralpercy]

Garrsus grins that would be exactly my point... you're reiterating my point about how a spring baton is less effective.

[@admiralpercy]

pbbeast You take the spring baton, I'll take the knuckle dusters. You name the place.

[@RamblesWorkshop]

Admiral Percy "Batons in general can" i was agreeing with you for the most part just stating that the difference between a spring and an ordinary baton needs to be noticed, there is a considerable difference between two near identical weapons.

[@admiralpercy]

Let's post a couple more times about how much we agree.

[@felixarvidsson9765]

That chain is called jiu jie bian in Chinese and that is my favorite weapen to train with

[@jeffrosgt]

I've been tased with that same taser. I punched the dude in the face after he used it. It's now my taser.... I kept it as a trophy.....

[@CarMad97ci]

Might I enquire as to the circumstances under which this interaction resulted in your acquisition? (How the fuck did that happen?? :O )

[@untrust2033]

7:08 is a tricky topic.. the channel "ElectroBoom" did a good video on it but essentially the voltage across the two prongs will be limited making the high claims of 1000000v technically false in practice (air breaks down around a certain voltage, if arc travels then the voltage will drop) If the current is low it is not that which saved you. If the current is somehow limited then the voltage must drop! There is a reason why transformers say danger high voltage and not current :/ Every person is different, in terms of skin resistance and conductivity.

[@BallietBran]

Classic video.

[@randomyoutuber4521]

Why is you tube giving me a 9 year old video recommendation

[@henryjenkins3898]

"This will easily shatter bone" Frantically flails baton

[@nicfrench9863]

Before we fight, I need to say bye to my box of sex toys I use on myself!

[@dukebrown2862]

Deaf Nuts hhh

[@biggie_cheese_3603]

Lol😂👌🏿

[@kellan9916]

Oh Fuck

[@Apex_grind562]

just get a bat and a dog

[@xheatproofspy7011]

Gunworld74 true

[@mrguy1141]

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[@mrguy1141]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pn60i6lqrc5kjKs

[@crowats6563]

Chill Franklin

[@kitsnap1228]

2:55 "Same deal, tho" or "same dildo"? Given the shape of the object my mind is bend.

[@_s_9920]

a vast majority of that is completely illegal in the UK, pepper spray included.

[@backupaccount2394]

when this video was released it probably wasn't

[@rpkoollaonasiaa8464]

Looks like raeping kit to me :D

[@Outta_Tyme]

think you need to find a spelling kit

[@rpkoollaonasiaa8464]

Well english is not my national language so im very sorry for ruining your day sir :)

[@JamieFisher176]

Francois Caudwell can you send me a link to a spelling kit please?

[@rpkoollaonasiaa8464]

Levi pls- Dolan

[@maddoxnosarimtb4150]

Rpkoolla onasiaa what was it like 4 years ago

[@AoSRecon]

he opens the box and it looks like a bondage beginners kit

[@daltonplayz8692]

the quality is really good for a 2010 video

[@bubbyblu9725]

Dont break the stem off the knuckle belt buckle. Thats the only thing that saved me from being charged with carrying a concealed weapon In Virginia. DONT MODIFY IT!!!

[@DEATH_TO_TYRANTS]

Great advice.

[@manofculture2085]

Prefect: leme check yo backpack Me: there is nothing that could hurt anybody in my back Inside my backpack:

[@tommytuckersgoldencrown339]

That last one came from “Mother Russia”😬

[@DevourerOfLords]

9:40 its called a chain whip. Primarly used as a flail weapon but can have spikes added for a more devistating impact.

[@magnofrancisandrians.8986]

3:00 "Same Dildo" well, that's proof boys.

[@Smurffitness]

lol. His accent made it sound that way, didn't it? haha

[@DoctorKandosii]

How can I obtain those brass knuckles in the UK? Because after the last home invasion I suffered the cops thought that my busted fingers were something to laugh about. I want something to keep on the bedside table as insurance. Btw I just subbed you, all the best from Britain.

[@manixmember2477]

If you want knuckles in the UK you have two options. 1. Make them yourself 2. Have someone in the UK make them for you. Other than that you're royally fucked, so good luck.

[@DoctorKandosii]

Manix Member I thought as much.

[@ndnrb_]

Lord Funface The Atomic Toaster Damn, what weapons can you even own in the UK?

[@DoctorKandosii]

Limb0 It's like a police state, you are not allowed to defend yourself. I once got arrested for kicking a mugger in the bollocks after he smashed my face in. I'm not even joking.

[@ZedF86]

Lord Funface The Atomic Toaster I am not a follower of this channel, but his display here demonstrates that there are a lot of possible weapons. If you are really concerned about a repeat occurrence, an old-school trick is to use a roll of coins in your fist. You'll still bust your hands up if they aren't used to it, but your opponent will go down or back off a hell of a lot quicker. If you're stuck on the knuckles, my thought would be to find someone who lives in a place where they are legal, and have them mail them to you as private mail.

[@k0vert.]

why am i reccomended this in 2019

[@mr.carmine5930]

WE NEED AN UPDATED VIDEO FOR 2021!

[@mr.carmine5930]

I AGREE, JEFF MAKE IT HAPPEN!!!

[@b_f_d_d]

2017 nope 2018 nope 2019 KZbin: Now we can recommend this to you

[@rpdigital17]

In my country the only legal weapon is the pepper-spray.

[@josephfoster3819]

where do you live ?

[@rpdigital17]

Joseph Foster Estonia

[@milesedgeworth6812]

In my country, almost all pointy objects and roughly everything that is rather heavy is illegal. Australia is 10/10 for that stuff. -_-

[@AlexPanda92]

You should show us your illegal weapons collection! Signed, Not a BATFE agent.

[@melaoin7817]

I once came across a briefcase of knives and now it's mine, legitimate question, why would someone put a perfectly nice set of knives in a perfectly nice briefcase in the bin? No murders committed in the town at all (and also nowhere in any of the neighboring cities) by the way.

[@1978garfield]

Some kid's mom found them more than likely.

[@toomuchthuggin]

the battery's are what scared me the most...