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@williamsledge31512 жыл бұрын
Let me finish the video first
@bazzakrak2 жыл бұрын
May be the one you so proudly proclaimed you had made against the white house, and would keep us up to date with, but somehow nothing has come out about it...... Crazy, just making a filing for clicks, but hey, scrubs need to make it somehow right?
@krcmaine2 жыл бұрын
Captian Justice has the 1-2 Punch that makes it the winner in my book, honorable mention, respectfully, to Paul F Hensler.
@Real-Name..Maqavoy2 жыл бұрын
@@krcmaine The good ol 1-2 Punch combo. I see your a man of culture *Tips Fedora*
@Real-Name..Maqavoy2 жыл бұрын
I Def like *LegalEagle* About 3xTimes more Now! 13:05 Have some fond & Great Memories from *San Fransisco* GoldenGate Bridge ^^ I should visit The US More, now that I think about it. Just so pricey to Travel & Book Everything >.
@sofademon57582 жыл бұрын
One other quick one. I knew a judge who once called both attorneys into a sidebar and said "the real tragedy here is that one of you guys is going to win this thing and leave thinking you did a good job. Lets move this along, shall we?"
@Twisted_Code2 жыл бұрын
Ouch
@gengarzilla16852 жыл бұрын
Bitchslapped like equals, beautiful!
@lilymarinovic16442 жыл бұрын
Sick burn!
@briananderson87332 жыл бұрын
The problem with that is that the judge was there TOO.
@TheRadioknight2 жыл бұрын
that is not a burn. that is an inferno of plasma
@MegaFortinbras2 жыл бұрын
In the military, the phrase "with all due respect" typically means that the amount of respect to be given approaches zero as a limit.
@nHans2 жыл бұрын
Civilian life too. Whenever anyone says _"with all due respect,"_ I always interrupt with _"and how much is that, exactly?"_ I also don't take kindly to _"no offense, but"_ or _"don't take this the wrong way"_ and any phrase that starts with _"I don't mean to ..."_ BECAUSE THEY"RE ALL LYING!!! 😡
@rjz22 жыл бұрын
Or the classic "Permission to speak freely" which junior enlisted try to use as a blank check for mayhem.
@MegaFortinbras2 жыл бұрын
@@nHans I have noticed that people who begin a statement with, "I hate to say this..." actually seem to be rather pleased about saying it.
@MegaFortinbras2 жыл бұрын
I will say that one time my boss threw an idea for a set of computer programs to me and asked what I thought. I stupidly was overly honest and told her that I didn't like her idea. I then spent some time groveling. I then wrote the programs.
@nikkimoon15332 жыл бұрын
@@nHans with all due respect, I'm telling the truth when I say I don't do that because it's a waste of time and probably a little dishonest. instead, I'd say, this is probably going to sound crap or I just might not be expressing myself properly, but... I also often end with "I could be wrong though, and if that's the case I'd appreciate it if you let me know" just to make space for the fact that I might be incorrect or biased in some way.
@zakbrueckner6152 жыл бұрын
I used to work in retail HR. There was an incident where a pregnant high school girl physically threatened another employee for "giving an attitude". It eventually made its way to corporate. During the investigation, we asked both people to give a written account of what happened. The girl literally wrote in her statement "if I get fired over this, I'll literally kill [person]." I'm sure you can guess how this went.
@dakotaboy802 жыл бұрын
She got a job at Walmart?
@KnakuanaRka2 жыл бұрын
Moron. Did she get arrested for threatening the other one?
@scottmatheson33462 жыл бұрын
[person] was murdered?
@crimsontheworld7722 жыл бұрын
User: PregnantGirl420 killed [Person]69
@red2theelectricboogaloo9612 жыл бұрын
i guess we could say she found herself a shiny new job
@bloodyneptune2 жыл бұрын
"Sure, we won't call her 'the government' we'll call her the General. And I'd like to be called Captain Justice, Defender of the Innocent, Guardian of the Realm" that's the most amazing, most sarcastic legal argument I've ever heard
@王征服2 жыл бұрын
I was half-expecting to read a "First of Her Name" somewhere in there just to cap it off. Apparently I've been rewatching GoT a tad too much lately...just the first four seasons.
@a.r.s2 жыл бұрын
@@王征服 not 5&6?
@TestTestGo2 жыл бұрын
@@a.r.s why ruin what was going so well? 4 is enough.
@watchspotting2 жыл бұрын
“King of the Andals and the First Men”
@hughcaldwell10342 жыл бұрын
@@watchspotting Slayer of Metallica.
@Blaquer172 жыл бұрын
Mr. Justice actually has a valid point in that if "the Government" is inflammatory, then "the Defendant" is equally so. I totally agree with "The Citizen Accused".
@vbscript22 жыл бұрын
That's Captain Justice to you! :)
@markh.66872 жыл бұрын
@@vbscript2 That's CAPTAIN Justice to you, Sir/Ma'am! :)
@Makarosc Жыл бұрын
Or the Accused
@CommissarMitch2 жыл бұрын
Mr. Justice legit sounds like a fun dude. He saw the opponent being cheeky and decided to be cheeky back.
@moustik312 жыл бұрын
Fr. The prosecutor was so fragile on this one. What a waste of time.
@charityquill49652 жыл бұрын
How fortunate that his name was "justice" so that that he could call himself "Captain Justice" lol
@richardmpittman Жыл бұрын
Captain Justice's opponent wasn't being "cheeky". The prosecutor, already playing with a heavily stacked deck, was trying to stack the deck even more by trying to take away a simple little rhetorical device to cast a little bit of suspicion onto a group (prosecutor, police) that gets a LOT of implicit benefit of the doubt from judges and juries. I'm sure Captain Justice repeatedly referred to them as "the Government" deliberately, because the very same people who believe anything the cops and prosecutors say also profess to have a suspicion of government. He was trying to level that playing field and the prosecutor was trying to prevent him. I am SURE the prosecutor did not take Captain Justice's response with anything like good humor, and probably resents it to this day, because they are very used to being treated like royalty in court and getting their way routinely.
@d73w80 Жыл бұрын
With a name like that, what other job would there be for him? Man was waiting his entire life to file that
@if7723 Жыл бұрын
@@richardmpittman If only they had had a leg to stand on since they are, in fact, the government. Or rather an entity of the government. Not his fault that people, rightfully so, don't always trust the government.
@TheRealCodeBlack2 жыл бұрын
Oh, man. The "Captain Justice" example is a masterpiece of legal sarcasm. The epitome of "okay, you want to play games? Fine, I'll play."
@JaelinBezel2 жыл бұрын
Games are fun! 🤩
@SullySadface2 жыл бұрын
This reads like everyone is typing with their middle fingers and I love it
@if7723 Жыл бұрын
He's just a NBA player while she doesn't know what dunking is.
@SpawnRevenge922 жыл бұрын
That handwritten divorce document looks like the kind of letter a serial killer would send the police to taunt them.
@ArtGirl82 Жыл бұрын
I looked it up and I kind of don't blame him for loosing it like this. Apparently his wife was a real piece of work. She was in and out of jail and tried to get veteran's death benefits after he died. She claimed they were still in a common law marriage in the early 90's, even tho she had been in prison or living in halfway houses, during most of the years she claimed they had been living together.
@sylvrwolflol Жыл бұрын
@@ArtGirl82 Ahh, he forgot the "don't stick your dick in crazy" clause of the bro code, 43 B.R.U.H. § 1978
@elfappo9330 Жыл бұрын
you could have saved her, mr lawyer, i gave you all the clues
@TheLumberjack1987 Жыл бұрын
@@ArtGirl82 if that's true you can't blame him for being upset but you can blame him for being such a godawful judge of character and seemingly only having thought with his c*ck
@boomerpatrol283811 ай бұрын
@@ArtGirl82 they sounded perfect for each other if i'm being honest, both of them sound like absolute nut cases
@jimwormmaster2 жыл бұрын
10:59: On the contrary, I've heard some epic tales. Such as the time an attorney, citing that she had the legal right to use a deposition for any purpose in court, wished to smack opposing counsel upside the head with it. The judge paused to allow for objections, then allowed it. At which point opposing counsel objected, but the judge overruled it, stating he had his chance.
@pamelacass96422 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jaymartin82732 жыл бұрын
But did she actually DO it?! :=)
@smkfet2 жыл бұрын
I love that the hand written divorce filing with intermittent ALL CAPS still uses the proper terms like petitioner and respondent
@HappyBeezerStudios2 жыл бұрын
and at the same time terms like "knock her up" or drawing drums and trumpets on it.
@Mangaka-ml6xo2 жыл бұрын
@@HappyBeezerStudios the writing on the document was already quite something, but the doodles at the end took it to a whole other level.
@iskandertime7472 жыл бұрын
I like the coffee stains.
@Tygearianus2 жыл бұрын
I thought it was a brilliant trolling. An example of a crazy guy for sure but it was hilarious. How much legal weight such a play has it depends on the judge I guess
@Harlem552 жыл бұрын
For good reason- courts will strike pleadings that dont bear proper caption. Also the clerk wont file a complaint that doesnt contain the required statutory elements required to be in the complaint and summons. Failure to plead a complaint in proper format as to plead jurisdiction, parties, standard of review, cause of action, and other things required by rules of procedure is grounds to dismiss without prejudice without the defense being required to answer the complaint.
@ImpudentInfidel2 жыл бұрын
Wait, so he challenged his wife to single combat, tried to deny her choice of weapon, AND tried to unilaterally set the terms as à l'outrance?! Even if it was legal it should have been denied purely on dueling etiquette grounds.
@izzyj.10792 жыл бұрын
Kinda wish the judge did that as a cheeky comeback. I would've. Then again, there may be a reason I'm not a judge
@oldfrend2 жыл бұрын
samurai swords seems an odd choice, but he's probably an anime fan or something. i'd have chosen shining plate mail and long swords at dawn.
@Warrior_Culture2 жыл бұрын
@@oldfrend Very likely an anime fan. That being said, I am contemplating the viability of a company that hires out "champions" to fight in trials by combat to settle disputes. There are, after all, a couple of states that still have Mutual Combat laws. I would have accepted his challenge in a heartbeat, even on his terms.
@ids10242 жыл бұрын
Here's someone who's not going to be able to hold office in Kentucky.
@radfarlander2 жыл бұрын
Choice of weapon was my first thought.
@IanZainea19902 жыл бұрын
Honestly, "the citizen accused" is quite good terminology and I wouldn't mind it at least sharing the proverbial stage with "the defendant"
@gordonshumway185711 ай бұрын
True, of course this wouldn't work in cases where the defendant is not a citizen of the local jurisdiction however
@podemosurss83162 жыл бұрын
Not the USA, but in Spain there is a book about those kind of crazy sheganigans called "de juzgado de guardia" ("juzgado de guardia" is Spanish for the first instance court that has to view cases first, and "de juzgado de guardia" is a Spanish legal idiom for crazy things going in the legal system). The book includes: -A judge accidentally issuing a search order against himself. -A case in which the judge and the defendant had the exact same name. -An inmate requesting special breakfast for New Year. -A judge mistaking two cases because both were related to bicycles. -A woman mistaking the court building for the nearby bus station. -A prosecutor deciding to become a farmer in the middle of a trial. -A witness admiting that, had he been in the scene of a crime, he would have avenged the victim. And these are only a few.
@petertaylor49802 жыл бұрын
There appear to be at least four "de guardia" books by Javier Ronda. Added to my wish list, thanks for the tip.
@KingCasual19862 жыл бұрын
Has this book been translated into English?
@podemosurss83162 жыл бұрын
@@KingCasual1986 I don't know. I have it in Spanish, since I'm Spanish.
@xerzy2 жыл бұрын
lol la gente que se encuentra por aquí, cuánto tiempo sin verte por Twitter
@bethmoore77222 жыл бұрын
I must have that book. If it’s only in Spanish, I’ll get my daughter to help me with it.
@malcolmdarke52992 жыл бұрын
The whole Superbowl thing is basically the lawyer going "you said you'd do X if situation Y came up and situation Y has come up. Do X" which is, in all honesty, what an awful lot of legal stuff seems to be based upon.
@dr.floridamanphd2 жыл бұрын
They had, at minimum, a verbal contract. The judge couldn’t back out of it. And those types of stipulations are very common in contract law.
@baldrian222 жыл бұрын
well one ting for sure the lawyer got the last laugh there
@lairdcummings90922 жыл бұрын
Seems legit. And The Court agrees.
@TheDark19032 жыл бұрын
It's also the basis of computer programming. If/Then statements.
@seandobbins22312 жыл бұрын
Yes, but that's kinda how law basically works, as the whole purpose is to have a process where X happens (i.e. consequences/legal rulings) when Y is true (i.e. circumstances/what is alleged) and the job of litigators is to either prove or disprove Y.
@thekwoka47072 жыл бұрын
The "that innocent man" in the captain justice thing was a stroke of brilliance.
@SisterOfDeathInAK2 жыл бұрын
As someone who has been a poll worker in Kentucky multiple times, I can verify that this oath is given all the time. It specifically dates from the time the state Constitution was ratified. If you have had any part in a duel since 1792, you cannot hold any position of public trust. If it was before June 1, 1792, you're fine.
@kweirlmang2 жыл бұрын
Dueling ban was repealed in Iowa in 1992
@Crabernacker Жыл бұрын
Whew good thing i did it 1791
@Fineartguy Жыл бұрын
I was trying to figure out who tf in a KFC would be dubbed a "pole worker and then realized that you mean the state 🤡
@teathesilkwing7616 Жыл бұрын
Oh thank god I’m safe
@Axqu72276 ай бұрын
Every duelist vampire breathes a sigh of relief at once
@jordanevans37352 жыл бұрын
Fun fact; it’s not just elected officials. When I was offered a position with a police department in KY, I also had to swear that I had not engaged in or aided a duel
@wesleyoldham42222 жыл бұрын
"Have you ever aided in a duel?" "No, sir, but I'm really looking forward to it."
@MonkeyJedi992 жыл бұрын
@@wesleyoldham4222 That brings to mind a scene from the movie Stripes where they are meeting with the Army recruiter. Recruiter: Now, are either of you homosexuals? John Winger: You mean like flaming? Or part time? Recruiter: Well, it's a question we have to ask of all our new recruits. Russell Ziskey: No, we're not homosexual, but we are willing to learn.
@1366Erik2 жыл бұрын
@@MonkeyJedi99 Thanks for this. Had me laughing my ass off.
@aetherofthenorth97002 жыл бұрын
I hope you're allowed to snicker through that part
@russellglass68862 жыл бұрын
I remember when my mom passed the KY bar exam and had to swear she wasn’t in a duel at her confirmation at the state Capitol too lol
@s.henrlllpoklookout50692 жыл бұрын
Captain Justice also conceded that while Captain is less impressive than General, he was only representing 1 defendant while the AG represented an entire state
@jmurray11102 жыл бұрын
Plus it’s a far better marketing name given superhero’s often use captain
@charityquill49652 жыл бұрын
Lmao he really was thorough with that bit, all for the sake of sassing the prosecution
@baylinkdashyt Жыл бұрын
Except that she was just an ADA; the AG's office was not... germane to that case. C'mon, Devin; be more careful
@christmastiger2 жыл бұрын
"Although the respondent and potential combatant do have souls to be rended" and "potentially life-ending ramifications" makes me think the lawyer really enjoyed typing that response out, good for them for playing along. Edit: I take it back, nobody was having more fun writing a motion than Captain Justice, Leader of the Resistance, Guardian of the Realm.
@hughcaldwell10342 жыл бұрын
Right? I can't stop giggling at "that innocent man". Plus the whole deal with being on the defence looking suspicious to most people.
@EstrellaViajeViajero2 жыл бұрын
It's a very religious motion for a secular court...
@SerialElfYT2 жыл бұрын
@@EstrellaViajeViajero Nah, being the Captain of Justice is secular, so is leading a resistance, same with guarding a realm. Unless you mean the soul rending bit in which case it was responsive ti what I assume was a pro se filing.
@philipbridler2 жыл бұрын
Souls aren't real and an attorney who claims so should be disbarred.
@SerialElfYT2 жыл бұрын
@@philipbridler A. the first amendment would like a word B. again it was responsive to a pro se (non-attorney) motion. Using the same phrasing in a rebuttal is standard debate practice C. the first amendment would like to meet you out back with a couple friends. Seriously disbarring people for turns of phrase especially ones that aren't even religion specific due to the massive number of distinct religions that had held the belief that a souls exists. D. Under the first amendment "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances." This would be a declaration of national atheism which would violate multiple provision of the first amendment,
@Witandwitless2 жыл бұрын
While I'm not a lawyer I did work in Auto Accident Claims and saw my fair share of wacky legal docs and police reports. I think my favorite was a police report where the officer stated something to the effect of "Suspect drove car onto porch and through front door of his ex spouse's home, and fled on foot to neighbors home. Officer approached suspect who was banging on the back door begging to be let in. Officer approached with taser drawn. Suspect turned to me and requested I not call the cops because he was in his own words 'tripping balls' when suspect realized I was an officer the suspect shrieked and charged for officer's crotch. Officer used one hand to shield crotch and other hand to aim taser to subdue suspect." That has been my favorite since I first read it I burst out laughing so hard and had to talk to the guy once he was out of jail where he tried to explain that this was all taken out of context.
@Twisted_Code2 жыл бұрын
One of those "did you really...?" conversations. Can't say I would've gone to the guy for clarification, as I would want to let him move on from it if I could (not to mention I'm not sure I'd get a truthful answer)... but nonetheless, that was an interesting read
@monkiram2 жыл бұрын
I'm so curious what alternate context there could be
@Witandwitless2 жыл бұрын
@@monkiram I don't' remember the exact reason he gave something that boiled down to the cop was out to get him and painted him in a bad light. The guy that was arrested was our insured and tried to explain we shouldn't pay to repair the house of his ex. People always tried to come up with an excuse for why we shouldn't pay when our insured was at fault "I rear ended the car stopped at a red light but they were drunk or didn't have a valid license." Cool while both things are bad they didn't cause you to rear end them. I don't care what the dude's ex did to him or what the cop said when you hit a house you're at fault the house didn't jump out in front of you.
@monkiram2 жыл бұрын
@@Witandwitless Ah okay thanks for explaining! You're right lol, that makes sense
@Witandwitless2 жыл бұрын
@@Twisted_Code I mean from the perspective of someone not working insurance I can understand that logic, but I have to do an investigation and part of that investigation is stating the results to the parties involved. He was insured by my company in that instance, but even if we insured the house, he still needs to be notified of the results.
@sammarks91462 жыл бұрын
Usually, an attorney would trudge through responding to a frivolous motion, but I imagine the reply to the Motion for Trial by Combat was pretty fun to write.
@palamane12 жыл бұрын
Devin, Bella Abzug ("Bella Abzug Jr." in the second case) was a prominent New York City feminist and politician of the 1970s and 1980s. She was much beloved by liberals and, I suppose, demonized by conservatives. Congresswoman, still admired in Manhattan by old-timers. In any case, I was surprised that you made the connection to Beelzebub.
@abitoftruth87372 жыл бұрын
Paul, see my objection citing you, above.
@tuliosabatino2 жыл бұрын
The letter shown on screen makes no reference to Beelzebub, or this being a demonic name. After reading a bit about Bella Abzug, it does seem that the guy was referring to her (especially because of the Jr. bit). Looks like Devin got this one wrong
@herminadepagan34072 жыл бұрын
I was just coming to say this. Bella Abzug was famous for taking no nonsense and wearing amazing brooches
@aguyontheinternet84362 жыл бұрын
Honestly, considering he was talking about demons in the sentence before, I like Beelzebub better
@LegalEagle2 жыл бұрын
Good to know!
@rhkips2 жыл бұрын
Captain Justice has achieved the correct level of snark, and honestly, it was a beautifully fitting illustration of the ridiculousness of the ADA's request. I hope that attorney is doing well in his career.
@Twisted_Code2 жыл бұрын
Captain Justice, Defender of the Innocent, Guardian of the Realm vs. "The Government of Tennessee" I can see where the DA's objection was coming from, but respectfully, if the jury wishes to screw their own justice system by letting an antigovernment bias get to them, that is there prerogative.
@MrClickity2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: there is an Admiral Justice in the US Navy (at least there was when I read the article about him in the Navy Times a few years back), which means that there was an actual Captain Justice before he got promoted.
@Rad-Dude63andathird2 жыл бұрын
@@Twisted_Code I can't, maybe Tennessee's government can try harder to build a stronger reputation with its people so merely calling something what it is doesn't somehow make people biased.
@inconnu49612 жыл бұрын
@@Rad-Dude63andathird But we know they wont! Why have money & power if one cant abuse it! Or so goes the mindset of our 'representative' government!
@girlnextdoor4802 жыл бұрын
When I was an intern at the public defender’s office during law school - we had a client who was facing 2nd degree murder charges who fired his PDs and represent himself. His first motion that he filed pro per was a motion to dismiss in which he called the murder victim an “alcoholic bitch” and told the court that he killed her because she slapped a beer can out of his hand. His trial starts in September. 🍿🍿
@Adaruvideos2 жыл бұрын
Once when I was in my internship we had an alleged drug dealer come to us because she was arrested with a certain quantity of Cocaine. The defense she wanted us to roll with it? "I never even touched Cocaine, I have no idea what it looks like. I don't deal with that shit, I sell Opium!"
@Supermonster002 Жыл бұрын
How did it go?
@littleloner1159 Жыл бұрын
@@Supermonster002 i could guess the answer is not very well at all lmao
@keigoftw Жыл бұрын
@@littleloner1159 Yes, but the real question is: how badly did it crash and burn and what form specifically did it take?
@akpsyche1299 Жыл бұрын
I'm not a lawyer, but I feel like admitting to a crime is generally not a good idea when trying to prove your own innocence.
@JSRossiascoG2 жыл бұрын
Devin’s “Speel checked to an inch of it’s life” made my day, it’s these little subtle jokes that really make me love his channel
@dildojizzbaggins69692 жыл бұрын
*its (possessive form; _it's_ is short for "it is") And he wrote "checkered", too. Seems that _you_ should use a spell-checker... AND have your reading-skills or maybe attention-span checked as well. Good gawd....... :-x
@alexcolakovic31332 жыл бұрын
Speel checkered! Loved it!
@SwizzleDrizzl2 жыл бұрын
@@dildojizzbaggins6969 shut up please
@terezar8802 жыл бұрын
@@dildojizzbaggins6969 No, it's the correct it's. It's a cleft sentence. Your version doesn't make sense.
@howdier03622 жыл бұрын
@@dildojizzbaggins6969 It's ("it is") is the correct form for this sentence. It's also a comment on a youtube video and not even close to being worth insulting another human being over
@ignitionfrn22232 жыл бұрын
0:35 - Trial by combat 4:25 - The most bitter divorce filing off all time 7:15 - Captain Justice 11:40 - Chiefs fan lawyer request continuance months in advance 13:25 - The importance of being Ernest (Hemingway) 16:05 - End roll ads
@xp75752 жыл бұрын
"Give them (our democracy) a trial by combat!!" -Rudy Guiliani speaking for Donald Trump January 6th 2021, Washington D.C.
@jameson12392 жыл бұрын
@@xp7575 if your going to do that please make it a pay per view event
@gabriellegeorge26482 жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@crestothegecko62792 жыл бұрын
CAPTAIN JUSTICE!
@globaladdict2 жыл бұрын
@@jameson1239 battles over since Giuliani has been disbarred. The innocent and the govt won that one
@Calibre-s3g2 жыл бұрын
Never underestimate the importance of having documents properly speel checkered!
@beany1192 жыл бұрын
and grandma checkered
@jmurray11102 жыл бұрын
And definitely keep it away from spamton
@greyscalesx2 жыл бұрын
Yeah that's funny, when I saw it I thought ''wait did I read that wrong ?" And then reread and realised. I see what you did there legal eagle 😏
@markh.66872 жыл бұрын
Here's a funny tip: Print the docs out on paper and proofread them. Sometimes human eyes miss things on a screen, including spacing, punctuation, and page layout/formatting. I've printed some things out and wondered if I typed them in my sleep; I simply couldn't see the mistakes on a screen. 'Reddeng is fund -amntal.'
@aniengberg Жыл бұрын
@@markh.6687definitely! Always did this back in uni and had highlighters for different grammatical errors, spacing, spelling and moving sentences for better flow.
@e.pluribusunum79162 жыл бұрын
So I know Captain Justice was being facetious, but I actually do like "Citizen Accused". It seems like a more accurate and humanizing description of the situation.
@TheMitchellExpress2 жыл бұрын
We need to bring the word citizen back into the daily lexicon
@Blaisem2 жыл бұрын
I agree with accused. I also prefer the State to the Government. There really are some nut jobs out there, probably disproportionately in Tennessee, who mistrust everything to do with the "government."
@e.pluribusunum79162 жыл бұрын
@@Blaisem I've started leaning towards using "the state" more often when I talk about government. Whenever you say the g-word people automatically picture a shadowy federal government when in reality "the government" is your local school board, mayor, police chief, your governor and state legislature. All of which probably have much more impact on your day to day.
@Blaisem2 жыл бұрын
@@e.pluribusunum7916 It's a bit of a travesty what the country has done to the connotation of government. It started with the founding fathers' fear of a relapse into tyranny from too much centralized power, and this fear promulgated into our very culture to consistently reject government intervention. It's sad that so many other countries out there exist as proof that a government can also work for its nation, while we spend so much time crippling it so that both government and people suffer as a result. It's also ironic given conservative gun support that they wouldn't recognize something with the potential to be dangerous really only depends on how you wield it.
@calvinpell17382 жыл бұрын
It is humanizing but not everyone tried in court is a citizen, so it would better to have a term that was more universal
@Jartran722 жыл бұрын
Trial by combat.. have you ever heard or seen the video clip of the judge who was so pissed off by the defending attorney that he offered hin to go out of the court room and then beat the crap out of him? the defendant was left without his attorney.. crazy real story.
@bloodyneptune2 жыл бұрын
The judge that was involved, John C Murphy, was left without his job after that
@EebstertheGreat2 жыл бұрын
Not just one defendant, but eight in a row, all without their attorney. It was in open court.
@williamroberts28782 жыл бұрын
What about Rudy Giuliani declaring on the morning of January 6th, 2021 that Congress should pick the president by "Trial by combat"
@RaizelSX2 жыл бұрын
I know it's not supposed to be ok, but bruh, judges and politicians sliding people is always hilarious to me
@xp75752 жыл бұрын
"Give them (our democracy) a trial by combat!!" -Rudy Guiliani speaking for Donald Trump January 6th 2021, Washington D.C.
@tkdlover192 жыл бұрын
The drawn out checking of the book in order to say “the government” had me rolling on the floor, and then Captain Justice, Leader of the Revolution killed me 😂
@gonphercoughie8972 жыл бұрын
That would be rebellion, not revolution. 😁
@adora_was_taken2 жыл бұрын
@@gonphercoughie897 that would be resistance, not rebellion 😁
@markh.66872 жыл бұрын
Objection! Counsel used the dictionary to discredit the argument!
@AskForDoodles2 жыл бұрын
With the random caps-locked words and carefully doodled drawings at the end that divorce filing felt more like an 80's version of a tumblr call-out post, complete with sarcastic gifs added at the end.
@Varizen872 жыл бұрын
I grew up in Kentucky, and that's not our only specific law you might find odd. All bees entering the state must present a certificate of health (This makes a lot more sense in context) and it is illegal to walk down the street with an ice cream cone in your back pocket*. Lastly, it is illegal for a wife to re-arrange the furniture without her husband's consent**. *(Again, this makes a LOT more sense in historical context, but the short version is, it had to do with a quasi-legal loop hole to steal horses by getting them to follow you onto your own property, thus making them your horse as they walked onto your property technically of their own free will) **( This stems from a state representative being mad at his wife after he came home drunk one night and tripped over a foot-stool. Which he had helped her move. 3 days prior. But he forgot and wrote up a bill about it and somehow it passed into law.)
@dr.floridamanphd2 жыл бұрын
I’m sure the one about furniture can’t be enforced. It’s literally “he said she said” with no way to prove either.
@kennysp6662 жыл бұрын
Ok, but I'd like to hear the context of that bee thing.
@anon94692 жыл бұрын
@@kennysp666 I'm guessing something involving imported infected bees spreading diseases to other hives in Kentucky.
@Varizen872 жыл бұрын
@@kennysp666 Basically, any bee that is being delivered via truck (or plane) to an apiary or bee keeper. As funny as it would be if armed guards were sitting on the borders with other states waiting to pounce on a bee that illegally crossed the line, tackling them to the ground and holding them at gun point demanding to see their certificate of health, it's the bees that are bought. Basically to prevent sick bees. Also, postal laws for bees sent through US Mail services require that bees be limited to no more than 10 plus a queen. The Queen will keep the workers calm, though often bees will be went with just a queen encased in a box with food that has to be placed in the hive so the workers can eat the box to free her. If you just dump a queen in a hive, the workers will rip the new queen apart and kill her, seeing her as an invader. If they have to eat a container to get at her, it gives her time to emit pheromones that suppress their aggression, and by the time she's able to get out, they accept her as the hive's queen. That aside, basically Kentucky wants proof that parasites or diseases that could threaten the bee stock which would cause problems with pollination of crops.
@whychoooseausername47632 жыл бұрын
Nnnnnnnnnunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnn
@DustinHaning2 жыл бұрын
He actually used the Air Bud, "There's no rule saying a dog CAN'T play basketball" defense.
@michielzandbergen62192 жыл бұрын
I would love to tell a story that happened to my teacher at lawschool that fits right in here. (He is an active judge of the dutch version of the supreme court mind you) Every month he has to pay a small tax over some small thing vacation shed he rents. The tax is wrong by less then a roughly 5 dollar a year… IN HIS FAVOR. But he was in a trolling mood, so he decided to write a massive 10 page document, to complain on his next request to pay. It would arrive around that weekend. But to his dismay, after more then a year, they finally raised (and thus corrected) the tax, and thus he couldnt complain about it being wrong. So he SUED the local government that they made him waste time writing his document(which he included). The government’s attorney and the rather young judge were so impressed by his title and position that it seems they didnt even consider a summary judgement to reject his case due to it being absolutely pointless. After all, he didnt even sue them for damages or anything. It went to actual trial, the attorney tried to give a good explanation of why there are no damages, and the government has no blame. The only possible damage was that he “got his complaint fixed before he could complain about it”. The judge then also wrote a significant judgement aswell, explaining that ny teacher had no proper argument, and even if he did, he didnt sue for damages, actions, and/or sanctions, so even if he was right, there was still nothing the judge would be able to do. … So by the time the teacher finished telling this to us (the final verdict happened during the semester he was teaching us), he couldnt stand up straight from laughing so hard.
@TaranVH2 жыл бұрын
Incredible.
@Sinfulpapaya2 жыл бұрын
But the true question is, If i lost my arm and someone comes in and stabbes it, is it aggression or just damage of private property? Would it change something if it was in the condition to be reattached? On the same note who owns dead bodies? If i manage to damage a buried cadaver without damaging anything else what crime am i committing?
@Sinfulpapaya2 жыл бұрын
Asking for a friend obviously
@bloodyneptune2 жыл бұрын
'Desecration of a corpse', I'm pretty sure, at least for the last one.
@Cyphyxia2 жыл бұрын
What has your "friend" got planned 🤔 🤣
@Real-Name..Maqavoy2 жыл бұрын
@@Sinfulpapaya Gonna bet Agression its a bit tricky cause of each *States* Have different views of Handling the same *Verdict* As for the later... Most likely Desecration of corpse.
@ptolemeeselenion15422 жыл бұрын
👀🍵
@amandas26392 жыл бұрын
I saw an article some years back where a lawyer successfully moved to continue a hearing because a particular baseball team was playing in the World Series, and as he doubted he'd ever see it again in his lifetime, he needed to travel to see it in person. Opposing counsel was kind enough to tell him to go for it. Alas, I don't think his team won. Bummer.
@Symmetriad2 жыл бұрын
My mom's ex-boyfriend was apparently restrained from filing further motions in their local circuit court because he kept filing frivolous motions against, among others, Oprah, Dr. Phil, and Major League Baseball... because his license to practice psychology had been rescinded due to an ethics violation. I am extremely glad they're no longer dating.
@vigilantcosmicpenguin87212 жыл бұрын
Ah, of course, I can clearly see how the people accused were definitely responsible for his license being rescinded.
@mariesabine23852 жыл бұрын
How shocking that he no longer has a psychology license. /s
@jameswhite1532 жыл бұрын
ironically he needs psychological evaluation.
@jimverbick55632 жыл бұрын
@@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 to 3 to 89o is
@KnakuanaRka2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like he needs the help of someone else with a psychology license. 🤪
@johnhasen8452 жыл бұрын
I once filed a motion for continuance in federal court in Rutland, Vermont on the grounds that I had the lead in a musical in Burlington and the court date was opening night. Further, my co-counsel could not appear on that date, as his wife was pregnant and her due date was the date of the hearing. My opponent told me that there was no way that he could oppose my motion as it was based on such great grounds…. My motion was granted. The play opened as scheduled, and, as it turned out, my co-counsel’s child was born on the day of the original hearing.
@jackychang91482 жыл бұрын
How wholesome. I love it.
@dorabrooks762 жыл бұрын
That's wonderful! What musical/role? I used to do musicals until we switched to pantomimes... lol Then I grew up and became an Opera singer. I literally cannot imagine being a lawyer _and_ playing lead in a show. Working as a photo lab technician and playing lead was hard enough... Bravo to you!
@johnhasen8452 жыл бұрын
@@dorabrooks76 Babes in Toyland with Lyric Theatre in Burlington, Vermont, in 1994, an interesting role in a somewhat dated show. But my favorite role was that of Henry Drummond in Inherit The Wind, the play based on the Scopes Monkey Trial. The play takes lines from the actual trial, and the Drummond character is based on Clarence Darrow, who was the defense attorney in the actual case. So, as an attorney, I got to play an attorney, whose character was based on an attorney. Lots of fun.
@dorabrooks762 жыл бұрын
@@johnhasen845 Hahaha! That is a fantastic happenstance! I mean, what are the odds? Awesome!
@coryzilligen7902 жыл бұрын
The fun part of the phrase "With all due respect" is that it includes the very real possibility of no respect at all.
@henrygvidonas957311 ай бұрын
"Bless his heart..."
@silentdrew763611 ай бұрын
As mass effect pointed out, it usually means "kiss my ass"
@LeCharles072 жыл бұрын
Holy shit. Drew Justice is a legend and he even makes some legitimate points about equitable nouns.
@Serai32 жыл бұрын
OBJECTION: Bella Abzug is not a play on Beelzebub. She was a real woman, a lawyer, US Representative, and one of the leaders of the 70's feminist movement. :)
@michaelimbesi23142 жыл бұрын
Well, I guess it makes sense in the context of the letter. Thanks for being the person who knows enough to recognize that and give the relevant information!
@AithlynC2 жыл бұрын
Until recently, I had only seen her in a throwaway mention on The Simpsons and always assumed that was a parody of something. Only recently did I find out that Bella Abzug was a real person.
@AithlynC2 жыл бұрын
Funnily enough, in German, "Abzug" is the common word for the trigger of a gun, which only made it seem more like a parody.
@antonnurwald57002 жыл бұрын
@@AithlynC you beat me to it, I was going to point out that Abzug means trigger.
@enraversadi29032 жыл бұрын
which sounds a lot like beelzebub. Coincidence? YOU DECIDE!
@Stettafire Жыл бұрын
0:13 In the modern day could such a filing (this is hypothetical, I am, nor is anyone I know in this crazy situation) be used to show a partner was abusive? I mean, he's trying to get a court to surgically close her mouth shut
@JonBerry5552 жыл бұрын
6:59 If I was a judge, which I'm NOT, I would grant that divorce as those two clearly could not have a healthy marriage and relationship given the content of that motion.
@dr.floridamanphd2 жыл бұрын
I’d have also held him in contempt of court for calling his wife a bitch in the filing.
@dohiri9872 жыл бұрын
I think captain justice made a lot of great points. The best so far was calling defendants “the citizen accused” I think it help not bias the minds of the jury
@HappyBeezerStudios2 жыл бұрын
That is probably the most neutral phrase I've heard for it so far. Everything else implies either guilt or innocence simply by the wording, even with out it being meant that way. But the citizen accused is just that, they are accuse (corrrect) they are a citizen (correct) and it gives no moral implication.
@elizabethpowers75402 жыл бұрын
The question isn't how the marriage only lasted 10 months; it's how in the world he got someone to marry him in the first place.
@inconnu49612 жыл бұрын
Easy! Women dont marry people, they marry stuff! That is, the stuff attached to the person. So when the women inevitably divorces, as women commonly do, she knows she is getting HALF of HIS stuff!
@elizabethpowers75402 жыл бұрын
@@inconnu4961 Wow, bitter much? Whatever your experience libeling an entire gender may be a bit of an over reaction.
@lukehallam1881 Жыл бұрын
It's probably because its not like she was some kind of saint. She was in and out of prison and got convicted of mailing threatening communications while they were married. When he died in 1996 she tried to claim veterans death benefits from him despite them being divorced and she couldn't have had a common law marriage since she was in prison. Neither of them are good people. Edit: Also they actually ended up being married for ten years from 1983 to 1993
@geekgirl_luv426210 ай бұрын
@@inconnu4961just say you hate women and go
@rgs89702 жыл бұрын
Objection: "Bella Abzug, Jr." is a reference to famed feminist lawyer and U.S. representative Bella Abzug, not a play on Beelzebub (though it sounds like the author of that filing may not have made a distinction between feminists and demons)
@kemowery2 жыл бұрын
Came here to say this.
@eugenedillenburg33292 жыл бұрын
@@kemowery Ditto.
@karladoesstuff2 жыл бұрын
And me too. I met Ms. Abzug in 1982.
@metabeard37882 жыл бұрын
seriously, how has Legal Eagle never heard of Bella Abzug
@johngerity2 жыл бұрын
I used to do IT in the office where her daughter worked.
@zappababe85772 жыл бұрын
This reminded me of when a miscommunication meant that a witness statement was requested from PC Peach of the West Midlands Constabulary, who happened to be a dog. The witness statement read, "I chase him. I bite him. Bad man. He tasty. Good boy. Good boy Peach" and was signed with a paw print!
@dreadlindwyrm2 жыл бұрын
Best police report *ever*.
@mochynddu7232 жыл бұрын
Ruff justice?
@Twisted_Code2 жыл бұрын
"age if under 18: 4"
@lilymarinovic16442 жыл бұрын
About as thorough and prodessional sounding as half the stuff I've read and heard from human coppers.
@sangyoonsim2 жыл бұрын
Taran did a great job on this video! Nice Highlighter action right there!
@dennydravis87582 жыл бұрын
I wonder how many hours it took to build that effect. - and if he has a macro chain for it
@dorabrooks762 жыл бұрын
I liked that he chose blue. That was one of my favorite highlighters to use when highlighting my part in a score. Brought back good memories. Lol
@TheOriginalJphyper2 жыл бұрын
Oh, I know lawyers like to have fun. I've heard all kinds of stories of lawyers sneaking puns and other jokes into legal documents. For example, you'd think a lawyer would write something like "the sailors noted suspicious behavior", but a real lawyer would be more likely to write "the sailors saw something fishy".
@Yora212 жыл бұрын
As long as it isn't obstructing work or antagonising anyone, I think most people in the legal system would appreciate the occasional joke while reading through piles of paperwork.
@oldfrend2 жыл бұрын
@@Yora21 hahah i would be the worst kind of lawyer. i would keep it harmless while trying to squeeze in the worst dad jokes you've ever seen in your life XD
@90sNostalgiaNerd2 жыл бұрын
I sea what you did there.
@nikkimoon15332 жыл бұрын
"the seamen saw something fishy" 🤣
@lizconstantly41782 жыл бұрын
I work as a legal intern at a firm and some of the documents I've went through have some of the pettiest responses from the solicitors and its absolutely amazing.
@erictaylor54622 жыл бұрын
My favorite one is the lawyer who stated that he was not a cat, even though he looked like a cat. An appropriately worried looking cat.
@orchetect7415 Жыл бұрын
Truly it must be stated for the record
@Shredding1012 жыл бұрын
As ridiculous as the captain justice one is, the defence lawyer is right in saying that the term "defendant" is prejudicial in the context of a criminal trial. It's for this reason actually that Australia, NZ, Canada, and the UK call people who are charged with a crime "The Accused" (*) Edit: Generally speaking
@Shredding1012 жыл бұрын
@Andrew_koala ok lol
@killerbug052 жыл бұрын
@Andrew_koala "the language used in law is very different to common street English" yeah but the jury understands words in common street English thus it makes sense
@Blaisem2 жыл бұрын
I'll simply upvote the comment and all its replies for being entertaining.
@Shredding1012 жыл бұрын
@@Blaisem Mr Koala is a pretty funny guy, isn't he?
@lilymarinovic16442 жыл бұрын
Uh no- defendamts in Queensland are mostly still called defendants
@dcstreet50372 жыл бұрын
I stumbled on an article about "Captain Justice" when I was in college and sent it to my Con Law professor. He thanked me for passing it along and signed his reply "Dr. Truth"
@singletona0822 жыл бұрын
Defense Attorney Justice's rebuttal to Prosecution's request was a master stroke in trolling.
@ICantThinkOfANameB2 жыл бұрын
That "Captain Justice" letter probably was the highlight of that judge's day.
@zanemiracle61212 жыл бұрын
00:58 "Reality is often..." Me: He's going to say the thing! "Much much different" Me: My *disappointment* is immeasurable...and my day is ruined.
@the_belugaluga52862 жыл бұрын
Reality is often disappointing.
@nickwittednonpareil2 жыл бұрын
My disappointment is immeasurable...and my day is no longer going well.
@davidromero27042 жыл бұрын
I thought he was going to say it too
@louiss34092 жыл бұрын
When I filed a twenty-six page petition, I researched a ton, spell checked in word, and Grammarly multiple times, put it in hierarchical headings, I think I spent four years in the on and off in research, preparation, and several weeks in formulating, and a week in actually writing it. Nearly a full day in printing it, packing it, delivering it, mailing it and getting the receipt of delivery.
@fakjbf31292 жыл бұрын
I really hope that Captain Justice has a copy of that motion framed in his office.
@horrorfan1172 жыл бұрын
You mean Captain Justice, Guardian of the Realm and Leader of the Resistance. Gotta use the whole title.
@hg-ir8tb2 жыл бұрын
"That innocent man" reminds me of other ambiguous references. I particularly like the ones from Nintendo's portable video game "Kid Icarus: Uprising" where the first town is called "That First Town", the town that's burning in Chapter 3 is called "That Burning Town" (terrible naming idea or incredible foresight?), and the decimated town in Chapter 18 is called "Decimated Town". Yes, these are the official names for those locations.
@jmurray11102 жыл бұрын
What do you expect when sakurai’s In charge
@thehearthotel11 ай бұрын
POINTS. Fellow ki:u fan spotted in the wild. How does it feel to have incredible taste
@jennyinutil201811 ай бұрын
Ghostwire Tokyo calls every spirit something like this "Man Who Can't Go Home" "Man Who Needs To Use The Bathroom" "Man Who's Out Of Toilet Paper"
@joshcutler43532 жыл бұрын
6:50 - this is also possibly a reference to a former member of Congress and prominent feminist around that time named Bella Abzug. She was from NYC and the city has a few landmarks named after her. Love your videos!
@gavin694211 ай бұрын
Yeah, never occurred to me the name could be Beelzebub.
@elizabethdickinson88142 жыл бұрын
This man is a full time lawyer and still takes time to make these frankly excellent videos on KZbin. Bravo sir
@TheMitchellExpress2 жыл бұрын
I think about this a lot. He must have highered a lawyer/para legal just to do the research and some of the ghostwriting for these videos. Could you imagine going to law school and once you graduate you get a job helping make these videos? What a dream.
@Blaisem2 жыл бұрын
@@TheMitchellExpress The editing is professional. Of course he hires people. He also makes money and publicity off of this (probably a good deal of money from his sponsors), so while I applaud the endeavor, I wouldn't revere him as if it were done pro bono. Let's just call it a mutual win-win for everyone involved.
@porgy292 жыл бұрын
The funny thing about the trial by combat is that even if it was legal he likely did it wrong. Traditionally if you challenged someone else to a dual they are the one who gets to choose the weapons.
@kleinerprinz992 жыл бұрын
Trial by Combat in a Court Room means the Judge choses everything.
@MagnakayViolet2 жыл бұрын
@@kleinerprinz99 *Judge chooses 'thumb war'*
@Shado_wolf2 жыл бұрын
@@MagnakayViolet thumb war to the death!!!
@LynetteTheRogue2 жыл бұрын
Props to Attorney Mr. Justice. This is the level of Petty I want to see in life
@pavelsovicka52922 жыл бұрын
Client: I demand trial by combat! Lawyer: No! Besides we need to get you ready for the deposition first... Client: I demand deposition by combat! Lawyer: You are not paying me enough for this. Client: I demand invoice by combat!
@vbscript22 жыл бұрын
Hmm... Requesting to be deposed by combat seems like an especially bad thing to request.
@kentondickerson2 жыл бұрын
When I too0k the oath to be a Notary Public in Tennessee in 1971, I had to swear that I had never fought a duel.
@Ephremjlm12 жыл бұрын
So I already knew and liked legal eagle, but I came to this video because I heard Taran who was one of the OG's from LTT edited this video and I love his editing. Can definitely say I love the work that was done here and he is going to be a great asset working with Legal Eagle.
@Bad_Wolf_Media2 жыл бұрын
Here's a recent one for you, Mr. Stone, though I don't have the documents to give a direct quote. A current defendant in an ongoing criminal case here in my county, in a filing to represent himself and remove the public defender assigned, noted that "I don't want to threaten his (public defender) life, but I will."
@tfrowlett87522 жыл бұрын
One of the best lawsuits I’ve heard was Ronald Askew suing his ex-wife after a decade of marriage, when she told him she never found him sexually attractive. He sued claiming he never would’ve married her if he knew that. He actually won and got $242,000
@RWAsur2 жыл бұрын
pog
@Real-Name..Maqavoy2 жыл бұрын
Somehow... Not suprised. Anything is plausible in Good ol America. Due to the *Bill of Rights*
@mooselove2 жыл бұрын
I agree with the court on this, marriage is a legal binding contract. If she went into the contract in bad faith then it’s null and void with damages baybeee
@DVBen12 жыл бұрын
God, that’s terrible. I’m saving that idea for future reference.
@gorbachevspizzahut2 жыл бұрын
Lmao, makes sense, don't marry people you don't actually like.
@HalfLifeExpert12 жыл бұрын
As crazy as that back-and-forth was, I do see how there can be logic behind requesting the opposing counsel stop calling the prosecution "The Government". In some parts of the country, there can be heavy bias against the Government, and perhaps the defense attorney was previously using the term with a derogatory tone. Ultimately the motions shouldn't have been granted, but I can see logic behind it.
@inconnu49612 жыл бұрын
There is NO logic behind it. There are MANY words that have bad associations! Take the word 'molest' as just one example. Before the word became forever entangled to the idea of sexual assault, it simply meant to 'bother' (not a full, concise definition). Perhaps if the government didnt work so hard to be a burden on the citizenry, they wouldnt have EARNED such a bad association!
@michalsoukup102110 ай бұрын
The government has all the powers of executive and legislative branches to combat that bias, therefore if it decides to whine about it durring the trial, it must be told to shut up and get on with the programme.
@bikerdude19792 жыл бұрын
Haha, as a Kentucky resident, I knew that was part of the oath of office (it also applies to Firefighters and Notary Publics at the very least) but I guess I just assumed that was a thing that happened all over the country. Thanks for the education!
@scottbedford54942 жыл бұрын
"In America we take pride in a legal system that allows anyone to have their greviences heard by a court" *rough quote* I would be proud if that was the reality. Unfortunately not everyone has the money to be heard.
@ismailtaskran97402 жыл бұрын
Aren’t there public lawyers or district attorneys whom you don’t need to pay money for to defend you in the US?
@TheMitchellExpress2 жыл бұрын
@@ismailtaskran9740 that is for defense so if you are accused of a criminal complaint. There is no free lawyer if you are the one making the complaint.
@ismailtaskran97402 жыл бұрын
@@TheMitchellExpress It sounds unreasonable. Do you have a system that decides if it is necessary for a case to be in the court or if you give enough money you can complain that the defendant weared an invisible donkey costume in a restaurant with a fashion policy and it will be taken to the judge?
@TheMitchellExpress2 жыл бұрын
@@ismailtaskran9740 The state will prosecute criminal litigation on your behalf obviously. Family stuff can be paid for depending on the situation and state. But some stuff does fall through the cracks. For your scenario, see the Legal Eagle video on anti slapp laws for why that would probably not even make it to a judge. But things need to be supplemented in other ways. For example, I had an employer fail to pay me my complete final pay. Now I could sue them but the lawyer I could higher would get buried by the dozens of lawyers my employer has available. There are labor organizations that will help out but I wouldn't be a high priority for them as $1000 doesn't mean much when there are discrimination suits on their docket as well
@ismailtaskran97402 жыл бұрын
@@TheMitchellExpress thanks, I will check out the video.
@firebirdca20662 жыл бұрын
Lawyer trolling is my new favourite thing. His response is absolutely amazing! Captain Justice and the resistance. That being said, it kind of makes sense that the term defendant does sound negative at times.
@matthewsergison10972 жыл бұрын
I have so many questions about the Kentucky “elected representatives can never have duelled” law. First of all, what exactly constitutes a duel, and secondly, what exactly constitutes a deadly weapon. Would this rule prevent, for example, any individual that has ever been in a 1-v-1 street-fight (even if this did not lead to any arrests being made), since there have been cases where such events have led to one participate being fatally injured? Similarly, would this law prevent any individual from running for office if they have ever participated in the sport of fencing? Further, is it required that any “duel” refers only to some kind of martial discipline, or even that both parties involved in the duel are individuals, as opposed to other entities? Would an individual be prevented from running for office if they have ever accepted a speed-eating challenge from a restaurant? So many questions…
@LeifNelandDk2 жыл бұрын
I seriously doubt that the hardware used in sports fencing are sharp or pointy to a level so they can be called deadly.
@oliverschoneck77502 жыл бұрын
@@LeifNelandDk well in my old club we broke a sword and nearly ran each other through with it(it was a running attack), this happenend twice in as many years.
@mattbox872 жыл бұрын
🤔 If the street fight was prearranged and mutually agreed to I'd qualify that as a duel. Otherwise assault on the one hand and self-defense on the other. Pretty reasonable too, I think. That's not how we are supposed to resolve disputes under rule of law. Hmm... yeah, I think someone who willingly participates in battery (or homicide) intending to resolve a dispute extra-judicially is probably not who we should want administering law. And yeah I don't think they were thinking of hot dog eating when they wrote that! Fun comment, ty!
@agimasoschandir2 жыл бұрын
A formal duel is a challenge that a trail by combat. For the U.S. see "Irish Code Duello" for rules when fighting using a weapon. For pugilism, see Marquess of Queensberry rules. For other types of duels in U.S. see Southern US code of honor or Western US code duello
@nikkimoon15332 жыл бұрын
what part, pray tell, of speed-eating constitutes a deadly weapon? 😆
@hi001182 жыл бұрын
That Tennesse Defense Lawyer filed in my opinion an absolutely fantastic response to the governments ridiculous motion in limine. Kudos, Captain Justice. From what I could see it appeared to be both clever and just generally well written.
@tomataso2 жыл бұрын
GOOOOO TARAN! best video editor ever!
@DeadSezSo2 жыл бұрын
Yo captain Justice absolutely roasted that prosecutor in the most respectful yet savage way lol
@callumjohnston8582 жыл бұрын
Ok, but I kinda want to see a court where a bailiff has to call upon Captain Justice, Defender of the Innocent, Guardian of the Realm, Leader of the Resistance, representing all Citizens Accused (but specifically that innocent man) with the Power of Attorney!
@mattbox872 жыл бұрын
✊The Power Of Attorney! ✊
@stormcrow282 жыл бұрын
That would be an awesome phrase for a lawyer/mystically bestowed (like DC's Shazam) superhero to activate their superpowered state. "By The Power of Attorney, I have become Defender of the Innocent, Leader of the Resistance against Crime and Infamy, Guardian of the Realm, Representative of all Citizens Accused, Captain Justice!"
@MrLargonaut10 ай бұрын
Man, that 'craziest court filings' list needs to be updated. This past month alone has been bananas.
@CasualVictim2 жыл бұрын
Opens KZbin, new LegalEagle video 1 minute ago. A good day, a good day indeed.
@vidyareddy74502 жыл бұрын
A very good day
@rahulg29612 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@Shaggylicious2 жыл бұрын
My day has gone from a good day, to a very good good day, which will turn my regular day-to-day schedule into a very very good day-to-day schedule, and that's not just a good thing, it's a very good, very good thing.
@toucansam32172 жыл бұрын
That Texas handwritten petition should've been shown to us during legal writing and research 😂😂
@dr.floridamanphd2 жыл бұрын
That had to be from Amarillo or something like that. Just an old hick town. I really can’t see anyone from DFW, Houston, or San Antonio even trying that.
@mileselon13392 жыл бұрын
he definitely sounds like... an insane rapist... I'm actually trying to be subtle about this... what the hell is this letter? some kind of 15th century legal paper of a literal insane man?
@malachipash38242 жыл бұрын
the case itself wasn't straight forward against him, she did try to dodge the taxes on the house
@Snomrade2 жыл бұрын
There were also so many coffee stains
@nullplan012 жыл бұрын
@@Snomrade And the paper was crinkled. Like he'd crumbled it up and then straightened it out and sent it to court, anyway.
@mudkipofdespair16842 жыл бұрын
13:05 As a Niners fan, you have just committed manslaughter against my soul. ….and it was equally as painful for you as well haha.
@gchecosse2 жыл бұрын
It's deeply confusing to have a lawyer called "Mr Justice". If he became a judge (in England at least) he'd be Mr Justice Justice. There was a judge in England a few years ago called Mr Justice Judge (ie his surname was "Judge").
@richpaul68062 жыл бұрын
My Mom said she worked with a Doctor Doctor
@petertaylor49802 жыл бұрын
That was quite a few years ago, because he's been Baron Judge since 2008.
@barbarashimei28202 жыл бұрын
@@richpaul6806 from Westport, CT?
@richpaul68062 жыл бұрын
@@barbarashimei2820 not sure. It was a long time ago
@kleinerprinz992 жыл бұрын
You dont address a judicator with Mr. only with his title alas Justice , or Judge .. or your Honour. Or Dirtbag or Fartbag. Whatever you are willing to risk until the Bailiff will tackle you.
@fillherbut18802 жыл бұрын
Love how watching a bunch of strangers play football is a better excuse than actually having your own contest 😂
@StrengthOfADragon132 жыл бұрын
"All due respect" my favorite snarky signoff. Typically used when little to no respect is due
@sofademon57582 жыл бұрын
Oh lord, Captain Justice. Reminds me of a news story I saw many years ago of a man who claimed that he was born as the result of a NASA experiment on Mars and was trying to bring a suit against the government. The judge dismissed the cases on the grounds that as a Martian he did not have standing before the court. . .
@HappyBeezerStudios2 жыл бұрын
That would be interesting in view of who can stand in court. Even immigrants and tourists fall under the local law of the place their at without being a citizen or permanent resident.
@vbscript22 жыл бұрын
@@HappyBeezerStudios Ironically, it could be that he lacked standing because he didn't meet the legal definition of "alien." :) Suing the government is an interesting case, though. Under U.S. law (which, if I remember correctly, was inherited from English Common Law on this point,) you cannot sue the government for any matter for which the government has not given you permission to sue it. The doctrine is known as Sovereign Immunity.
@monkiram2 жыл бұрын
@@HappyBeezerStudios "even immigrants and tourists" implies that you consider them more foreign than a literal extraterrestrial LOOOL
@antonnurwald57002 жыл бұрын
@@monkiram well, Martians have been an accepted part of American culture since the 50s, so...
@ianm14622 жыл бұрын
This Ostrom fella should be on a ‘no guns’ list. He wants to “rend their souls from their bodies” - yeah can’t imagine why his wife divorced him and tried to keep the kids away…
@runawaygemm53972 жыл бұрын
Well he didn’t request to use firearms anyway so I don’t think you need to and it’s probably a joke man lmao
@availanila2 жыл бұрын
@@runawaygemm5397 jokes with your kids and lifestyle one the line? No, he's crazy.
@razorjake68392 жыл бұрын
😐..... I can relate. My ex was a psycho and told me that he wanted to KILL HIS MOM. So yeah........ the kids don't really see him all that much unless he's SUROUNDED by PEOPLE.
@if77232 жыл бұрын
@@availanila Yeah, but at least he was willing to put in the work and even provide his combatant with the appropriate weapon at this own expense.
@mileselon13392 жыл бұрын
yeah he's talking about murdering his family... that's... yeah.
@formerunsecretarygeneralba95362 жыл бұрын
5:36 I like how his handwriting is 10 different fonts that changes between sentences.
@BigGhilz2 жыл бұрын
My favorite random bit of the trial by combat stuff is that the guy requesting it from the court is is also deciding the weapons, which isn't how duels are done? If you're issuing the challenge then the defender picks the weapons
@thatonewitch2 ай бұрын
I honestly thought it was gonna be like wrestling covered in vegetable oil (olive oil is too expensive), but now I remembered foam sticks exist
@apjtv25402 жыл бұрын
Something wonderful about lawyers is that they've been trained to be able to convey exactly what they mean to a group of people. Which, in a way, makes them the perfect comedians.
@armadillotoe2 жыл бұрын
They may not mean it, but they can be convincing.
@DaniBauerTHEGoddess2 жыл бұрын
I used to work in KY running the voting booths on election days and one of the things we had to swear to while taking our oath was that's we never had and never would participate in duels. Lol
@Disgruntled_Dave2 жыл бұрын
Objection! This is all good stuff, and these pleadings are clearly all nothing short of frivolous. BUT, I don't think any of them hold a candle to the trial in which Charlie Kelly, Esq. put a bird on the witness stand and requested an "avian expert" question said bird.
@sarahlorber96072 жыл бұрын
Where's Luke Triton when you need him? :)
@rowandoyle72 жыл бұрын
Or Phoenix Wright
@HariSeldon9132 жыл бұрын
"I consent to the trial by combat, however I have made a change in my legal representation. I'd like to introduce my new lawyer, Duncan MacLeod of the clan MacLeod."
@Finwolven2 жыл бұрын
"I have engaged the services of a Professional Champion (used to be a thing, kind of a pre-lawyer) The Right Honorable Conan the Barbarian."
@LarsFromNorway2 жыл бұрын
Editor had a lot of fun with the reading of that guy's handwritten court document lmao
@439bananas Жыл бұрын
and the poor dude does this while also struggling with the after effects of laser eye surgery
@c0d3w4rri0r2 жыл бұрын
You know I did hear of an arbitrator who got so tried of the 2 sides threatening to beat each other up he proposed to resolve their dispute with a boxing match. Even booked a boxing ring and so forth. Neither tuned up. More generally in a civil case if both parties agreed to (non lethal) trial by combat I suspect this could actually happen. If they could persuade a judge to sign off the Tomlin order for settling the case with a safely organised non lethal physical fight I don't think there's any criminal implications, no more so than with a boxing match.
@MsSgent2 жыл бұрын
Most states have a fighting or boxing commission which would have to sanction any bout where money changes hands, and would tend not to allow for this unless they were both serious athletes of similar size already.
@hawkeye59552 жыл бұрын
I remember an episode of Stargate SG-1 where General O'Neill locked two opposing leaders in the same room to sort out their grievances, tossed the key to an airman outside of the door and ordered no one goes in or out.
@JohnDoe-qy9qh2 жыл бұрын
"Respectfully" means you're addressing them with respect. "WIith all due respect" seems like a constraint, as in the amount of respect given is all the respect the recipient is worthy of.
@HappyBeezerStudios2 жыл бұрын
Which in some cases is none.
@lilymarinovic16442 жыл бұрын
Exactly - I always keep it to just "with respect".
@GamingLovesJohn2 жыл бұрын
Props to Taran’s editing on this video! (He’s a former LTT employee who is now a KZbinr/Professional video editor)
@Nerdnumberone2 жыл бұрын
Lawyers have a sense of humor, but they also have the knowledge, professionalism, and temperament to expand their joke to several pages of dry wit written in legalese.
@vbscript22 жыл бұрын
As an engineer, this is one of the few character traits common among lawyers of which I approve. :) That response from 'Captain Justice' was wonderful. I'd have loved to have seen the judge's response as they read that.
@AccidentalNinja2 жыл бұрын
My impression of trial by combat is that it was usually only allowed when the death penalty was involved. & I just remembered that I know a law student who fences.
@SkrizzzGames2 жыл бұрын
I actually love this kind of humour that you bring. Well edited and very funny, keep up the great work!