Legate Lanius calls a Female Courier a B!*ch Unique Reaction

[@bartudundar3193]

Lanius will see a woman in the battlefield and say "The West has fallen."

[@Frogoth]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@VictorTwo2]

This has like 3 layers, objectively the best comment here

[@bartudundar3193]

@@VictorTwo2 I am glad someone noticed honestly

[@Pokesus]

I seen people saying this in a non-ironical way x'D This makes the comment x100 funnier

[@PerfectAlibi1]

I mean, he fully accepts a female Legion Courier on the battlefield...

[@grantgillum8768]

Lanius casually talking about raping the Courier like a conversation on dinner...

[@supergamergrill7734]

When I saw this comment, I was perplexed when he would say anything conveying rape. Then just as I was about to type 0:48

[@Elizabean1984]

It's weird because he clearly respects me when I'm a female Legionnaire.

[@frizzykitty8655]

its almost like the legion arent good people...

[@KruggKruscherp]

It kinda sounds like he’s talking dirty to someone into rough kinky stuff ngl lmao

[@nicholasoneal1521]

@@Elizabean1984 For all his faults, I think Lanius can still recognize accomplishment. When he hears of a female courier who comes back from the dead, kills her would be assassin, wins Caesar's respect, singlehandedly destroys the Brotherhood of Steel, kills President Kimball, his sexism probably is outweighed by his amazement

[@pepp418]

"[Speech 100] We ain't gonna fuck, Lanius."

[@Breaking.bad.online]

Alternative option! Speech 100 (wild wasteland)

[@JonRoblóxx]

:(

[@thesixthkid7689]

[FAILED] Lanius: Oh yes we are, and I'm gonna enjoy myself. *5 seconds later this happened* [SUCCESS] Lanius: I lay with any and all b****es...but you shall be the exception.

[@doomeddog5589]

there is a mod that exists where you can ratio lanius with 100 speech

[@oscarglad5284]

​@@doomeddog5589 namedrop the mod

[@amooingdog3297]

I mean she in fact took him back to his tent, i think the torso landed there

[@SackyBalls444]

>she

[@simondesmond3574]

imagine being a legion soldier and you see your most feared commander shot like confetti from one punch

[@paythepenance8980]

“I’m just a courier for fun.”

[@rahadianaryo5979]

@@paythepenance8980 Heheheh... And now that *I've understood that "One-Punch Man 👊" reference* right here, baby...👈😏

[@DioStandsStill]

​@@rahadianaryo5979 if the courier is lore accurate one puncher she is definitely bald

[@themajesticspider-man6116]

By a woman too. Gotta be a deep, black pill inducing cut right there if you're Legion lmao

[@theinternetpolice2078]

Specifically from the gender your god-emperor has taught you is physically, mentally, and spiritually inferior to him

[@somedude3314]

Imagine talking so much smack, then getting annihilated by a woman with just a punch.

[@someguy2819]

Finally, One Punch Woman 🤜

[@Famousagentman]

​@@someguy2819Someone in Arizona is going to be really confused when the sky starts raining chunks of Legate on them.

[@rahadianaryo5979]

@@someguy2819 Yeah, baby...😏

[@asdasfasd1984]

Legion fever nightmares

[@ragingmollusk2640]

ONE PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!

[@wendoversss]

The way he says bitches sounds so old and refined. Like he's actually calling her a female dog.

[@ThePaulP]

that's what I'm saying, dawg

[@rahadianaryo5979]

@@ThePaulP Well thanks, WendoverSSS and The Paul P. for your comments here...😏

[@4ysx]

yeah thats the point

[@somebodyoncetoldme8317]

Yeah. I sometimes wish we can go back to times and traditions where this was the norm. I have a strange nostalgia for it

[@dylanwiseman3219]

@@somebodyoncetoldme8317 what the fu-

[@darraasi2998]

The Courier went woke but it was Lanius who got broke 😔

[@chavzone]

The last words he spoke before he got shoke by a woman on coke

[@jankington216]

Woke = being a woman

[@lil_jackgamez8992]

Alright alright you Dr Seuss and his crooks

[@wakkablockablaw6025]

A rare moment indeed...

[@mahockey3]

Woke is when woman

[@flyboymb]

Lanius: You don't wear the mark of the Bear, yet you are ready for battle. Courier: That's because I wear the mark of the Falcon. Lanius: The falco- Courier: FALCON PAWNCH!

[@DCBfanboy]

LMAO

[@Pokesus]

Courier: Git Gud

[@Hvision0000]

mark of the band of the falcon

[@sanlorenzo7896]

He was talking about the weapon on his back, right? Right? 🤨

[@miguelcarunchod.1493]

Sadly yes. When you first meet Lanius in his tent as a Legion member he is butchering some female characters.

[@TheLastBeanCan]

​@@miguelcarunchod.1493 Sadly????

[@miguelcarunchod.1493]

@@TheLastBeanCan normal players can't see it, but modders can discover the gruesome scene with all the blood.

[@ludwigvangaming1822]

Again, sadly????​@@miguelcarunchod.1493

[@themajesticspider-man6116]

@@miguelcarunchod.1493 Christ alive, I never knew that. God, the Legion is pure evil incarnate lol

[@Dank455]

"Looks like the Legion is blasting off agaaaaaiiiinnn....!"

[@ramblinnernd5905]

Hah! Nice.

[@Pokesus]

Non that pokemon reference 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@DJinKERRY831]

Look at him goooooooooooo

[@sebastiann.8088]

Bro on that housewife grindset

[@PhysicsMathandMe]

One Punch Woman

[@pimphatwaggoner1655]

that's a man.

[@agoodmeme4823]

Doesn’t matter because Lanius is GONE

[@loganwaller9947]

​@@pimphatwaggoner1655one punch Transgenic man!!!

[@edman9953]

You and most of the world have 2 different classifications of what a woman is.

[@insaneclownponies9599]

​@edman9953 The people who claim to be the only ones that know what a woman is seem to also have a hard time correctly defining when life begins, can we get your thoughts on that? Lol

[@shaeburke6395]

The goatee must be the source of all that raw power

[@far_centrist]

Trans athletes be like

[@MultiSpeedMetal]

Read that as goatse

[@alexthedemon2203]

@@far_centrist LMAO-

[@DeadHandtheSurvivor]

​​@@far_centristIt's funny, cause the majority of trans athletes don't even win, and even when they do, they end up losing the next time. Fear mongering is fun!

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[@asdasfasd1984]

Bro wasn't even able to east the west when he could west the east with the east's west 😂😂😂

[@KaiserGbL3]

I had a stroke reading this

[@mexicosbestorangejuicer]

​@@KaiserGbL3I'm still trying to figure it out

[@DrClock-il8ij]

So true 😂😂😂

[@asdasfasd1984]

@@mexicosbestorangejuicer never give up ✊💪

[@RoboCop4000]

Omg it's Ulysses

[@joed2431]

Do you guy's think Caesar's legion will ever find all of the Legate's pieces?

[@Larzang]

I would doubt it. Might take 'em years or even decades to recover that biggest bit of him. Just a perfect showcase of the old saying "Pride cometh before the fall".

[@oroshithegodeater2590]

He might as well be the Millenium Puzzle

[@Josh_1312]

Guess now you can say he's LEGOte Lanius. And his goons are certainly gonna need a manual for this one.

[@chavzone]

All Caesar's horses and all Caesar's men, Couldn't put Lanius together again...

[@rahadianaryo5979]

@@chavzone 😅🤣🤣🤣

[@mrv4953]

For all his talk of east and west In the end He went in every direction

[@themajesticspider-man6116]

lmaooo

[@thewisehermit9256]

Mostly to the west

[@tubacollossus9619]

@@thewisehermit9256Legatus Lanius has come to the west, unexpectedly.

[@jjeffrey7966]

Okay, that was a good one. 😂

[@EternalDead]

"You'll beg for release on the edge of my blade" My brother in christ

[@FukaStorm]

Kinda bad tho, lowkey

[@Aaron067]

Yes, rape is indeed bad. ​@@FukaStorm

[@kingofhearts3185]

I had to check whether or not this was his actual line or a really good AI voice mod. Still funny.

[@2-bit567]

Is it real?

[@kingofhearts3185]

@@2-bit567 Yes. You can find the full list of any character's dialogue on the wiki.

[@2-bit567]

@@kingofhearts3185 I didn't know the wiki had that

[@burenoo]

My man this is atomic media. They've been bringing us random hidden/nearly unknown fallout content for so long now

[@kingofhearts3185]

@@burenoo Mods pop up here every so often. Like the one to get big boomer by using a shotgun surgeon speech check. That was less than 2 weeks ago.

[@peterlarkin626]

“You will learn your place…” *evaporates*

[@TheL0rd0fSpace]

Courier really went "If you like the east so much, then go back there!"

[@wolfkult4320]

The courier had more testosterone than Lanius ever dreamed of having

[@suspiciousaction4063]

Least masculine westerner

[@mappingshaman5280]

​@suspiciousaction4063 *western woman. Western men are far less masculine

[@wolfkult4320]

@@mappingshaman5280 "That's why they call them THE BEAR"

[@AzumarillConGafasBv]

​@@wolfkult4320 the bear and the bull

[@MrVictor1227]

No

[@sonofkarma5461]

Lanius was so Full of it, then BAM!!!!💥💀

[@ibrahimkuyumcu2649]

Wham, bam, thank you ma'am!

[@sonofkarma5461]

@@ibrahimkuyumcu2649 that’s a Good one🤣

[@veronis]

what if legate lanius was called legate freakius and he got freaky with women in his tent

[@pokocrow]

Didn’t know lanius was 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 like that

[@thanatos4610]

He does

[@Dahomeyfr]

The strongest warrior of freaker’s legion

[@ThatGuyKh1]

So basically nothing changes?

[@retro4372]

The Wild Wasteland pop-up right after a punch was a cherry on top.

[@memeticgenetic5160]

Why did it pop up there?

[@chewchewtrain]

After that punch, Lanius is now in the East as well as the West.

[@greyowlaudio]

Courier: "I believe in equal rights. AND lefts." *_left-hooks Lanius into the stratosphere_*

[@AzumarillConGafasBv]

Lanius saying "bitches" it's so fuckin' unexpected but oh god the VA does a good performance

[@a_man_of_many_screams]

virgin melee weapons build vs the incomparably based unarmed build

[@moonmannd7501]

Dude talked mad shit just to get nutshotted so intensely he instantly turned to fishing chum

[@talkaboutwacky]

The beard reminds me of that scene in Spaceballs when the bad guys think theyre capturing the princess but its not her but her stunt double who is a bearded dude in a princess dress smoking a stogie

[@bUh9]

Tf is spaceballs

[@hemroz]

​@@bUh9 star wars on crack I think

[@dr.cicerodark5985]

​@@bUh9 A parody of star wars it's a great watch

[@CatNibbles]

Fuckkk I haven't seen that in ages but man is it hilarious.

[@kohaiame2691]

He went up against the stunt double and that's why he lost. 😂

[@atomic_bomba]

I don't think he was talking about his sword.

[@thegreatgoatking.kingofall4001]

Least OP unarmed build

[@duocred1535]

True, i got unarmed all the game becuase most bullet weapons sucks

[@0The_Farlander0]

Is he gonna be okay?

[@obarcobama8962]

He'll be fine, don't worry. The courier sent him back to the east, where he belongs

[@N_A_R_]

Yeah definitely 😊

[@olibert2793]

don't worry, he lived to the age of 72 and died peacefully in his sleep! ^-^

[@sreea2365]

[Medicine 50] I think... he might not make it alive.

[@Sychyov]

Just a scratch.

[@DrClock-il8ij]

Straight up disolved into the atmosphere damn

[@definitelynotthequestion5359]

So many sexual euphemisms, this Lanius guy must be a very shy and emotional person.

[@core3719]

very lonely guy :(

[@concept5631]

The most hateful people are often the most insecure.

[@Ben-hn4nw]

real question, why do people always say that? "You are against x, you must secretly be x". Seems like a basic playground insult imo

[@medibirb6912]

⁠@@Ben-hn4nw because in most cases for people acting certain ways such as being tough or cruel to others, there’s usual some form of trauma or insecurity which causes them to act like that in the first place. Not speaking absolutely here, just from my limited experience so far. Also I don’t even think Lanius is even capable of feeling anything but rage and bloodlust by this point so eh.

[@Ben-hn4nw]

@@medibirb6912 I think it's more likely that if you are modeling this character off of ancient Romans, he is sincerely committed to a certain ideology and creed which causes him to act honorably while also aggressive and demeaning to those he considers weak. It's probably a bad idea to apply 21st century ideas of "hate" and "insecurity" in this case, even though our society really loves to analyze history through modern lenses.

[@neonflash1364]

Oh nahh Lanius Freaky like that

[@ExiledSummoner]

It will never not be satisfying seeing some freak say some absolutely vile s*** and then proceeding to get completely washed. Bro talked like the most heinous of villains and got turned in a red confetti😂😂😂

[@Cunnysmythe]

What triggered the Wacky Wasteland effect?

[@sparkagua]

id really like to know this as well

[@Hiroakiarai88]

Probably the ncr radio which plays some wild wasteland dialogue like "game over man game over" or "they're coming out of the dam n walls"

[@Crowgale]

Lanius: *Sexist* Female Courier: "Yes Man, start playing track eight of the DOOM 2016 ost"

[@xX_K3LLF1RE_Xx]

Yes Man: “Okay, pal!”

[@Mr.Nobody_97]

0:39 how edgelords on their keyboards think they sound

[@SergeantExtreme]

Is "edgelord" the codeword for well informed these days? If you can't see that Western Society is crumbling, and the reason for this is by and large due to fourth wave feminism, then "ignorant" is too broad a term to describe your intellectual deterioration.

[@UrbanDefenseSystems]

Has this gotten you laid yet bro?

[@wyatthill3540]

How dare you you are BENETH me you savage I am the alpha shoe me some respect 🤬😡😡🤬

[@TimsVampireSexCult]

​@@wyatthill3540ALPHA GANG🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@smokeyplane3285]

@@wyatthill3540 alpha shoe? i bow

[@thatoneguy2023]

I thought you were stronger

[@Greyspecies9999]

I finish fnv on hardcore as a woman just today, *and look what the algorithm is giving me*

[@thotobliterator1587]

He even said he’d take her in the tent when the fight was over. Damn

[@RatAvenue]

"...when you beg for release on the edge of my blade." Gets punched at mach fuck.

[@papucsorranpamutbolyt1297]

Man i just realised what this means. YEEZ

[@dreadrath]

Hmmm, this implies he owns two blades. I wonder which one he was implying he'd use in his tent; and which blade is bigger?

[@billyd7628]

they dont call him the monster of the east for no reason ammirite *wink wink nudge nudge*

[@mado-wh4jv]

Don't

[@cheesemanmaster]

I am going to top him

[@santa_with_a_gun]

the actual sword.

[@massachusettslegalizeweed4208]

Probably the sword. I feel like he’s compensating lmao

[@PSNSMANIACALMIND1st]

Lanius cant see too well out of his helmet, so courier passed despite all odds

[@stm7810]

so jealous of her. but also proud. good use of Stewies tweaks.

[@onba7726]

It feels like games back then were bolder with how personly scary they made their villains. I know that threaten to kill you or genocide eveyone, but the writers don't make it spine chilling like this anymore.

[@thediamondkittygamingmore6614]

Precisely. There's too many "god-level-threat wipe out a planet in a punch" villains now. I don't want to be shocked into sadness by a villain, I want them to terrify me.

[@Mangulwort]

There are plenty of games with chilling villains. You just need to know where to look.

[@onba7726]

@@Mangulwort All the ones I can think of are from old games ore than 10+ years old. Could you name the games? I maybe interested in playing them.

[@Mangulwort]

Certainly friend! Though be aware that everyone’s opinions are different and what I consider chilling to me might not be chilling to you. I found the villain of the telltale game wolf among us to be fantastic and sinister but I can’t reveal them without being a major spoiler. He personifies how fable town has has failed the community so much that people are willing to work with evil people to survive. Their right hand woman is also a very fun character. In the short indie game “grotto” the villain is also a spoiler but symbolizes cultural imperialism and then entering the story really makes you feel like your way of life and the community is under threat. You work as a soothsayer and can only communicate through zodiac signs. Very interesting game. In paradise killer you are an immortal detective for demon worshiping Demi gods and you need to uncover who killed your old boss who sent you to prison. The villain behind the murder is very cunning and fascinating. In the case of the golden idol the villain gave me great chills as to my horror his plan and motivations fell into place. A great puzzle detective game. El Paso, Elsewhere has the villain being the protagonists ex girlfriend and is one of the rare times that depicts a toxic abusive relationship with a female abuser. There are other games that have chilling antagonists that I enjoyed recently but these are the some of the ones that are more individual with strong forces of personality in my opinion. I also enjoyed the Gillian of games like banner saga but it is a little fantastical and probably not what you are looking for. I hope you enjoy.

[@Mangulwort]

Oh I love love monokuma from dangsnronoa but he is I think ten years old now so does not count.

[@GRIMHOOD99]

Is this what Mr. House meant with getting people to the moon?

[@MagnumCarta]

The Courier did too many reps at Repconn.

[@perrycarters3113]

My favorite playthrough of NV so far was my melee weapon lady who challenged Lanius to one-on-one and removed his head with the Gehenna. It was a glorious duel.

[@Colonel-Sigma]

Yeah I don't think her physique is going make much difference if she has fucking power fist bro.

[@fartmasternuts]

that was no power fist, that was a rubber glove

[@agidyne9676]

1:08 Hell yeah, *LEVEL UP!*

[@morgan0__o]

behold, least misogynistic legion loyalist

[@bwlu]

i blushed

[@statecouture]

oh

[@sebastiann.8088]

oh

[@TransMascTrump]

HAVE SOME RESPECT*WOMAN*

[@searingblade1451]

UwU

[@Desertopals]

My good bitch…Same.

[@NoName......]

Damn. That rape threat is actually in the game?

[@plaidchuck]

Yeah I guess thats a pretty rare dialogue tree to get, fail a speech barter check and then pass one to get him to fight you alone

[@MadisonRose0]

@@VardrunCRidleyKnightso murder and forced conscription into a slave army is okay, but rape is where you draw the line? You have strange morals

[@nielubieinceli]

​@@MadisonRose0and for you rape is not a big deal?

[@viogo4690]

​​@@MadisonRose0While I never respected Lanius I can say rape to me is the worst crime. Yes even worse to murder as it usually destroys the person's will to live. Not all of course. There are strong willed people out there.

[@MadisonRose0]

@@VardrunCRidleyKnight you said you respected him. I’m literally using your words 😂

[@danielevans545]

I love the idea you got the Old tyme brawler challenge with that one punch.

[@drkirbkennethkirby7634]

Level up at the end was the cherry on top

[@gonzie-official-3941]

Strongest 4chan poster vs Weakest women’s suffrage enjoyer

[@corypowercat7277]

The way he just says it makes me feel like I'm actually in danger. I wonder if he was like this as a tribal still or was this Legion programming?

[@muramasasedge5443]

Casually leveling up at the end of the game.

[@nickfidler6908]

When they said the Legion would spread all across the Mojave, they probably meant more than just Lanius. Still, they were right in a way.

[@Strellok100]

bro sent him back to Arizona

[@Inactive_Account29283]

Wow his sword is massive no wonder they call him the monster of the east

[@GeneralTantzu]

Clearly Lanius can't see through that helmet, because he was talking to a guy in a dress lmao

[@storm8760]

Fr

[@clobble643]

lanius saw perfectly, and he knew what he said

[@Sgt_ioiwsl]

i think he’s into it

[@cannibaletiquette5038]

leagte:east,west. West,east,eastwesteasteastwesteastwestwestwest Courier: space

[@heartnet40]

Lanius' use of the word "bitches" feels like the mask slipping off just a bit. He's not a total savage, sure, but his misogyny seems so much more genuine than the rest of the Legion's, so you get the feeling his dedication to Ceaser's philisophies is a lot less sincere and a lot more self-serving than he lets on.

[@thesmithersy]

IT's those subtle hints in the character that makes Fallout very compelling

[@this_is_ca]

Lanius would make for a great Kick streamer

[@william-afton]

0:58 * in this moment sounds the Ryu's defeat sound from street fighter 2 *

[@shill2920]

She really knocked him back to the east

[@klbn6]

wow Obsidian Entertainment was really ahead of their time. Truly the best RPGs of all time

[@chaudcarte]

The Legion swearing is the funniest thing Obsidian did for New Vegas. Caesar saying "fuck" and Legate with his "bitches" is pure peak writing😂👏🏻

[@Hank..]

Slick didn't realize he was talking to a modern Hollywood girlboss (rookie mistake)

[@ethanwmonster9075]

Lanius used Hidden Leaf Village Secret Technique : Kick Streamer

[@sunchoken]

lanius started feeling 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

[@FriendlyDarkwraith]

"you will learn your place - in my tent, and again, when you beg for release on the edge of my blade." ...Did Lanius just... flirt?

[@booperscooper1491]

It's not a flirt *_It's a threat_*

[@Soundwave-115]

@@booperscooper1491Yep. When you first meet Lanius in his tent as a Legion member he is butchering some female characters

[@ishaqedrees5849]

Lesson if the day dont talk smack to a mailman even if your lanius

[@hoodgiyu9624]

Legate Graham: “set on fire and became the burned man” Legate Lanius: “Sent flying and became the bird man”

[@emily1]

dude became a modern day incel in seconds wtf

[@ValoTheBrute]

Legion have always been Incels

[@emersonpage5384]

Power fist doesn't discriminate, sir

[@OneDarkCutie]

Vault Boy looks so happy to watch dude blast off 🤣🤣🤣

[@insaneclownponies9599]

Vault Boy has seen a LOT over the years, his sense of entertainment is warped.

[@OneDarkCutie]

@@insaneclownponies9599 Is… is that a Juggalo Brony? 😳😳😳

[@insaneclownponies9599]

@@OneDarkCutie The former, not so much anymore. The latter, absolutely. I keep the username and PFP tho, since it's a classic.

[@Loryplayz]

"Ceasar legions will return at the speed of liiiiight!" Aah moment

[@bill-nye-the-lemon-lime]

(inser wii sports home run sound effect here)

[@lakey1237]

Caesar after seeing his most feared commander’s dismembered body flying off into orbit after one punch: 😐

[@Freak80MC]

Beg for "release" on the edge of your "blade" eh?

[@elwiwi4638]

ironically yeah he just like tortures people and butchers them with his sword

[@Soundwave-115]

@@elwiwi4638 Yep. When you first meet Lanius in his tent as a Legion member he is butchering some female characters

[@Lux_the_Lost]

Little did he know he was talking to the distant spawn of Hercules.

[@SNOwyte]

Hes like a zesty roman frank Horrigan

[@anon8638]

But fr Lanius was such a weak fight. Oliver was harder

[@nagger8216]

Perfect, I think I can finally edit Lanius saying "Bitches, leave."

[@FriendlyDarkwraith]

Imma hold you to that.

[@mado-wh4jv]

Veronica's transition went so well 🤧😭

[@Friedbaboons]

Reminder that the legion are basically just what incels and 4channers believe themselves to be

[@HunterKiller762]

He talks so much shit and then you sent him flying over the horizon like Team Rocket.

[@vin-dog575]

That's one hell of an oven glove...

[@DWN037]

I'd like to imagine that during this entire conversation the Courier was just casually curling two 600-pound dumbbells

[@MrJefferson07]

I'm sad no One Punch Man opening voice was added.

[@rotemlv]

lanius cosplaying as captain sweden, though this time he's giving. lol

[@justaguy723]

Atomic out here hitting Lanius with trans rights and trans lefts.

[@dazeyndrowsy]

fr fr

[@melvinbrotherofthejoker436]

Yes they do look just like men in dresses

[@justaguy723]

@@melvinbrotherofthejoker436 it's a joke, stop reading too much into it.

[@antipsychotic451]

@@melvinbrotherofthejoker436 you have undoubtedly passed by many trans people that you didn't even suspect because they pass so well, that is assuming you go outside enough to even see them

[@Juicedbelmont]

​@@melvinbrotherofthejoker436 This is just dead wrong

[@Bishop985]

Bro didn’t know what he got himself into

[@Cheesy_sandwich007]

Jesus Christ I was not expecting that

[@boof994]

I know he is a savage legionaire but it feels so out of character for him to call the courier a bitch

[@1ShepardCZ]

That ending: *W H E E E E E E E E E E*