LEGEND OF KRONAN - STORY SO FAR 2 + CONTINUATION

[@ForgottenHonor0]

Kronan is easily the greatest character Chaplain Bald has ever created! Equal hilarity, awesomeness, and of course a massive serving of KUNNIN!

[@michaelfinger6303]

Hard to disagree on that one, the moment i read Kronan I am directly in and I am not an Orc fan at all xD

[@KaiserAfini]

He is better than the greatest, he is the orkiest. Warchief Balders must have green thoughts, his chronicles are like dakka, things just get better tbe more you have.

[@MikeCamacho-kv7gd]

ÀÀ@

[@damianarvizu1095]

Agreed! I enjoy this channel but Kronan is my favorite. Black library’s ork stories are not as fun.

[@jaymoh2010]

I just can't go by having experienced this tale/masterwork without having not given in return, to do so....would be nothing short of HERESY. The Emperor Protects.

[@lokai7914]

"Ankles of Death", "Eye-sack New-tone", "stairport", "Blank Tippers who had an eternal custard", "Blood Bangles" (any relation to the musical group?), "Bloody Man-Bears", "Average Sons", "Sexecutioners" and "Adepee Arse-Starter", "Spaced Fools" and "Ultra-Marinades" - tears are pouring from my eyes. I think they're due to laughter, but I'm having trouble seeing so I may be doing myself an injury. Regardless, thank you, Lord Balermort!!!

[@crusadingtemplar]

How could you miss out the "piss riven fist born"😂

[@weslooos]

I thought it was I-zap-new-tome-.. Could be wrong ofcourse writing is such a useless humy thing

[@cappinjocj9316]

The phrase “like angry toddlers on PCP” will never fail to make me laugh. 😂

[@KyuubiSound]

Not being funny Baldemort, but this should legit be cannon. I'm not the orkiest of humies but this is by far some of the best 40k material ever made. All the adippy ass starters stuff is great but too serious. This is just the most entertaining thing going. Thanks to all who help your channel. Have a good Christmas

[@gavinboyer4634]

Ok, I've got my models, I've got my brushes, I've got my paint, I've got six hours of Kronan. Let's do this.

[@YellowHornet42]

LETS GOOOO MY FAVOURITE SERIES ON THIS CHANNEL!!! Happy Holidays Baldermort! Thanks for always giving us the great stories!

[@hammond1994]

Thank you, Baldermort for such a wonderful Christmas gift! Go Team Green!

[@Baldermort]

Thanks for all of your support and generosity brother Hammond. I hope you are doing well and looking forward to an amazing 2023. :) *bows to brother Hammond*

[@philurbaniak1811]

👍👍All the very best to the Baldermort Clan and Crew; be warm, rested, comfy and full up with joy, with love and with all your favourite treats this Christmas! Wishing you all the best and good health through winter and into the new year 💜👍😊

[@Baldermort]

Thank you for being so awesomely generous brother Urbaniak. And for listening, of course. :) I hope you and all of yours have an amazing festive period and a wonderful 2023! *bows to brother Urbaniak*

[@DrVesuvius70]

Best. Thinkmas. Present. Ever! Thank-you Baldemort for all the wonderful content you've produced over the years. I've only this year become interested in the 40k setting after avoiding it since the original Rogue Trader days. Your stories and the real emotional context you bring to the lore has really helped to bring the setting alive for me. Your saga of Kronan the Cunnin' has me in tears of laughter, but your telling of the tragedies of Rogal Dorn and Fulgrim have prompted tears of a very different sort. Best wishes to you and yours and have a great Xmas break.

[@stevenmcgrath5114]

Five hours ! ? ! I know what I will be listening to this Christmas 🤶 weekend storyteller 🎁🎄❄️

[@serjobsalot8768]

Thanks, Brother Baldermort, for another great year! Merry Christmas to you and your family!

[@Baldermort]

Wow. Thank you brother Jobsalot. I mean it. But do make sure you are ok and have all your toys etc. You've been incredibly generous, always have been. Never think I am not intensely grateful. I and Mrs B definitely are. We just don't want to vampirize you. :) I hope you and all of your kith and kin have a very merry Christmas and a happy, healthy and prosperous 2023. *bows low to brother Jobsalot*

[@Baldermort]

And thank you for all of your kindness and support over the year. It’s been so bloody appreciated brother. Sorry I’m not able to do better until after my break. :)

[@joshsickels]

How about that.. an amazing gift that i will thoroughly enjoy during the holiday weekend. I mean... i like new socks but orky storytime... I can't thank you enough..

[@Baldermort]

The dreaded socks! :) (Received so many over my life). I hope you have an amazing Christmas and a fabulous new year sir. :) *bows to brother Sickels*

[@inquisitorgarza312]

Kronan has once again show us his High Adventure to us lowly plebs in these wonderful holidays, and no doubt that his achievements will be even more grander and noteworthy for years to come.

[@YerGoodBuddyKeith]

More kronan lore literally a week before my birthday and right before Christmas, truly a blessing from mork. Thank you chaplain Bald. You continue to serve with honor and distinction leagues above all else.

[@ryukshinigami13]

Happy early birthday, having it so close to christmas sucks right? Mine was yesterday and this is like birthday and christmas all in one, just like my extended family like to try and give me every year lol.

[@YerGoodBuddyKeith]

@@ryukshinigami13 happy belated birthday friend! when I was younger it was unfortunate. My birthday was on school breaks, presents were often mixed together. But all of us kids were. My sister is on Christmas, my other sister is the seventh of January, my son's are all within a month of Christmas except for one. As I've gotten older I feel all the birthdays around Christmas have helped retain the magic of the season for us a extended family unit. We must get together on Christmas because of my sister, we must do gifts because half of us are going to be getting something, and it helps justify getting slightly better gifts instead of more. Like this year I'm getting a armored motorcycle jacket from my parents I had to get fitted. That's both birthday and Christmas combined due to the price. Last year was a new bell 500 helmet. So I get one really good thing I really want or need, there's no jealousy or favoritism going on and my kids all get to feel focused on and important. So it's become a win win win. I just can't ride motorcycle on my birthday being in Midwest North America. But kronan lore, Jameson whiskey and a few mags of extra ammo begging to be shot into garbage makes quite the festivities indeed.

[@MeterWiener]

Merry Christmas Baldie, Thanks for making such quality content! The Emperor protects.

[@Baldermort]

MERRY CHRISTMAS BROTHER Silvennoinen. Thank you for listening! :) *bows to brother Silvennoinen*

[@lydianoack4552]

6 hours of Kronan 💚💚💚💚💚💚 This is the bestest accompaniment for the inevitable post-Christmas paint-off. Have an epic Christmas, oh purveyor of extreme entertainment!

[@stefanpetrea6704]

Merry Christmas Sir! Please accept this very small token of appreciation! Thank you very much for all that you have done! I wish you to have the strength to continue on this path! Your fateful servant, Stefan! :)

[@jerodinges7781]

I honestly would never have known this was a fanfic if I didn't read the description. It is one of my favorite story's

[@genuinehawken]

That pose off was the single best thing on KZbin I have ever heard! Thank you for that🤣

[@Baldermort]

Thank ye mightily brother. *bows to brother Garrett*

[@Ser-Smiley]

Almost 6 hour of Kronan. Happy days! Thank You brother Baldermort! 😋

[@mitchcramp]

Merry Christmas. Thank you for all the entertainment

[@Baldermort]

Many thanks brother. MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! *bows to brother Cramp*. I hope have an amazing 2023. :)

[@kristapsmuravjovs7061]

Aw man, I got the flu a couple of days ago, so I'm spending these days mostly in bed - what better entertainment to take my mind off the shivering and sweating than this! Thank you Baldermort, the story, the expressiveness of your telling it and how it's so obvious you're having fun recording it (not that I'm saying it's not work) - it brings a real big smile on my face - the best medicine!

[@Bebopbopable]

Brother baldermort. Blessing us again! I can never quite show my gratitude for your work and what you've helped me through, but I hope this helps! And as I said, a very, very merry Christmas!🎄🎄

[@Baldermort]

I very much hope you have a better 2023 brother and an amazing christmas as well. :) *bows to brother Alex MK*

[@snowybooooy]

Your a legend. From a povo fella who appreciates both of ya!

[@BohdanKaiba]

Oh wow talk about putting the green in Christmas 🎄 Baldermort. Thank you for an amazing story to enjoy around the fire! Have a wonderful Christmas and a nice time off!

[@Danut2]

Holy Hell Baldemort, thank you for the amazing Christmas Present

[@Diarmuhnd]

Happy holidays Baldermort. We wish you a merry ol' time filled with lots of fun!

[@silversurfer8818]

6 hours? I guess this is good training for Avatar 3

[@Tinkering4Time]

I am going to listen to the whole thing too. The Kronan narrative is one of my favorites here.

[@Rippleedd]

Watched it yesterday night (9ish hours ago.) Sad there was no credit scene. Cried twice

[@lazyminipainting]

2 3's just as mork would want it

[@RockThekami]

Thanks, I've been really enjoying this series. Wish I could give you more

[@Baldermort]

A view a like and a share is more than anything else. :)

[@Baldermort]

*bows to brother Rock*

[@reaktard1995]

This is one of the few series on KZbin I consistently look forward to the next part of. Made me fall in love with the orkz, straight up hilarious. Looking forward to 2023!

[@Baldermort]

Thank you brother Reaktard. *bows to brother reaktard*

[@DirtHermit]

"...sweating like an Eldar under the ever expanding shadow of an Imperial Drop Pod." 😂😂😂❤

[@llg653]

Merry Christmas! You bring me great enjoyment, which my friend is priceless.

[@Baldermort]

Wow. Thank you brother!!! I have to take a break, to maintain quality - but I hope I can live up to this generosity and expectation. I’ll do my level best good sir. *bows low to brother Gray*

[@llg653]

@@Baldermort I speak for myself. Please don't feel pressured, I look forward to your next release, and when it comes out comes. Your health and family come first, just try to make some time for fun!

[@Baldermort]

🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[@Prophetofcthulhu]

What a blast! What a present for Christmas for us all! Thank Boldy and Merry Christmas!

[@roastbeef4918]

My joy is immeasurable. My faith in Brotha Bald is unshakable.

[@KrawmKruach]

"Angry toddlers on PCP pulling at the same balloon", I'll take things i never expected to hear in my life for 1000 alex. once again you nailed it Baldy, keep it up buddy 200k is not that far away.

[@adarshkamoda9183]

In my heart, this is canon, no matter what GW says (with all due respect). One of the myriad futures that Tzeentch has walked and Magnus the Red has glimpsed, Kronan da Kunnin is one of them.

[@johnkongphooey3629]

6 hours of Kronan? We are really spoiling us this year Balders. Hope you, Mrs B, Goblin Girl and da rest of your family have a Merry Thinkmas.

[@alexanderhrabovsky1069]

The narration of this is so top notch. The great ork thinking and narrative thoughts are just hilarious. The ork mentality is pure joy. This is so damn good. Thank you so much for the great story.

[@v_artra5399]

A merry thinkmas to all and to all a good night! Thank you oh greatest of story tellers! Now we can all go into this holiday season with krumpins in our heart and the sounds of Dakka throughout the night as it should be on Thinkmas! Hope you and the fam have a lovely time and a restful break. thank you for this and the natural history vid!

[@treemover7259]

a freaking amazing christmas present from one of my favourite voices on youtube (btw thank you so much for compiling these stories as you have i was one of the voices asking for this to occur though i would have been extremely happy for jsut playlists of the different stories this is greatly apreciated)

[@djsaunter]

Sweet Emperor! 6hr.... Ok, Christmas Eve cooking will be spent with Kronan. Dinner may taste like Squig, and the Turkey might end up a battered paste.

[@BeardofromQuietOrderGaming]

I've been waiting with bated breath my good sir. You are by far my favorite storyteller on the platform. Black Library should definitely get you to perform audio books!

[@KrawmKruach]

my god could you imagine baldermort reading 'Fire and Blood', goosebumps.

[@BeardofromQuietOrderGaming]

@@KrawmKruach oh that would be awesome! I'm reading the Horus Heresy novels and I always read Malcador and most of the Astartes commanders in Baldermorts voice. James Earl Jones is the voice of the Emperor, Scott Brick, A Border Prince, and Henry Cavill for the Primarchs of course. Don't know why, but my internal reading voice always just assigns a voice to characters from what I hear lol

[@Jimmieade86]

Weldone Baldermort. 6hours? What a feat! Do take a well deserved rest for these festive season. Merry Christmas!

[@connorriggs1518]

Well I don’t think I will be able to finish this behemoth of a video tonight I will say thank you for the video and I hope that you have a wonderful Christmas.

[@hildus7222]

It always gladdens my heart to revisit this series. Nothing quite makes me laugh like this particular tale, even if I have heard it at least two other times. Once again, kudos on your personal flair and penchant for skits- you’re a mirthful light in the grimdark of KZbin

[@pr9039]

You crazy, wonderful man, you! Thank you for this and all your hard work and epic tales

[@rnp497]

nearly 6 hours of Big K da Kunnin' you spoil us on this festive week! Take the well earned rest Lord B

[@kayvaanmcsharrowkyn6901]

Annnnd heeeeerrrrrre weeeeee goooooo!!!!! HAPPY SANGUINALA TO ALL OF HOLY TERRA!!! AND THANK YOU UNCLE BALDY FOR THIS , THE BEST OF PRESENTS!!! GIVE MRS. B AND LIGHTBRINGER MY SANGUINALA WELL WISHES , I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A WONDERFUL ONE!!

[@Baldermort]

MERRY CHRISTMAS brother Sharrowkyn. :)

[@ciaphascain1919]

I can’t thank you enough for doing this. I have to admit. I was skeptical for just a bit, but once I was two minutes in I wondered what I had been waiting for 😂 Brilliantly done

[@fabiochristiaan1128]

Fantastic, this most certainly my favorite warhammer 40k channel

[@bhw331]

Just found this story and I’m relatively new to Warhammer. I did not understand the draw to Orks in 40k until now. This appears to be the place for those who wants to just does some chopp’en and forgo all the nonsense.. I’m now a fan… Thanks Brother Baldermort.

[@serjobsalot8768]

Five hours long treat for Christmas morning tomorrow, can't wait :) :)

[@trajanfidelis]

Thank you for the orky Christmas present Baldermort! I hope you and your family have a happy and merry Christmas!

[@pauljablonski5746]

This has been the audio for my running workouts lol. Many thanks baldermort. I particularly liked the battle against the chaos orks

[@jamesmcleod9957]

Thank You so much for this! Your talent is beyond bounds.

[@europademon]

Waaaaagh! Exactly what I needed for the holidays.

[@mikeday5776]

Brother Baldermort, oh! Just brilliant, absolutely brilliant BBB, BBB Indeed 👏👏👏🇬🇧

[@SlimGrimJim]

YES! More ork stories before the gym. Excellent! Mork and Gork has blessed this day!

[@Here_comes_Hope]

Thankyou for this present Baulderz. I hope you and your family have a great Christmas

[@MrDominicg90]

Who needs to spend time with family over Christmas when I’ve got 5+ hours of baldermort!! 😂

[@thebritishengineer8027]

"Ya uman git..., I ain't made a nice scran to enjoy while Ize listen to yer yap....". Well, seeing as this is going to be the best Christmas present I get this year. And I don't fancy listening to what our king has to say, that I have not already heard from klaus schwab... Best have the Balders Christmas Speech on with me din din on Sunday. Happy Christmas Balder's, to you and yours.

[@michaelaustinsteele]

Oh yeah! Happy Holidays from Baldermort and the mighty thinking ork!

[@levilong6551]

I've had a special space in my heart for the orc and ork

[@chadL.321]

Lmfao 😂😂love the holding back on the cursing must have taken so many retakes totally worth it love it

[@OffRezWolf]

Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays to you Baldemort and your family. Thanks for providing us with some great holiday listening!

[@Bluntspammer]

Thanks!

[@Baldermort]

Thank you for your generosity brother Phelan. I hope you have an epic 2023. :) *bows to brother Phelan*

[@AmandaTroutman]

Truly a gift for us all!! Just what I wanted!

[@darionietlispach2470]

i love this story so much =D every minute is pure joy

[@davidposavec4649]

Hell yeah more Kronnan, listened to this masterpiece like 5 times. Its just that well written and narrated, and now a continuation. BLESSED BY MORK BOYZ

[@ravager2-636]

Baldy Claus has brought us the finest of gifts

[@KensN2History]

This is great narration, whatever dat means, and good story tellin, or sumthin like dat. Me and da boyz give it ah big green orcy thums up.

[@Baldermort]

😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣

[@indianoladave]

Thank you Boldermort what a great Xmas present. Your service is light where there is only dark no matter what millennium.

[@wesleyfravel5149]

Ah the Legend of Kronan da Kuning. Truly one of da Most Orky Orkz since the likes of da Prophet himself, or Gorgutz gut Wrencha.

[@koppsr]

Now, THIS is a Christmas gift. No. It's THE Christmas gift! Thank you SOOOO much! And a wonderful Christmas to you and your family!!! 🎄 🎄 🎁🎁⛄⛄🎁🎁 🎄 🎄

[@mattlewandowski73]

WAAAaaag!!! The Kronan series is so silly... I LOVE IT... I do so look forward to both your Thadius and Kronan stories.

[@DwarSel]

Just lost power from the blizzard in the US. I'll have to listen to this later. Excited none the less

[@llg653]

This is killing me.... at funny. At 2:33:14.... not stop chuckling, great stuff! 👍

[@manosbouzoubouzou1386]

Thanks for the extra Christmas gift Bald. Dear and faithful servant,for the invaluable help you’ve given me, my fellow custodians of the dread host. Thus we shall sally forth and decimate them.

[@launchpadmcquack5937]

Merry Christmas Baldy.

[@fulgrim3891]

Thanks for putting it all together, it’s perfect.

[@sandmanhh67]

Perfect Christmas present from Mr B. Of all your series this is my fave. Thank you mate and a very Merry Christmas to you and yours.

[@alexbramhill5737]

Best early Christmas present this year ❤

[@funtanjan]

O M G Epic as always this time the best part is in how Orks refer to building. Dude, you are as epically awesome as you are awesomely epic.

[@marshalxavic3152]

Excellent as always baldermort. This is my favorite series of KZbin and never fails to bring a smile and great entertainment with every new episode.

[@robertmitchell3495]

Haven't even finished it yet and it's so funny and brilliant!!! Only problem i have with it is that it's too funny. I was laughing so hard I slipped with my paintbrush and smeared paint all over my minature.

[@PelinalDidNothingWrong]

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays everybody!

[@Goshak5]

Ohhhh i came to youtube looking for copper and found a Golden Gift for christmas❤️🤟😍 your the best!!!

[@wiaf8937]

christmas is today my friends. lets endulge. almost 6h, you Sir Baldemort (and Team) Take my heart!

[@wiaf8937]

oh and also have a couple of blessed days and food devouring 🎄

[@technomancer5025]

Yeeeeeesssss! Merry Christmas Baldy! And Thank You!

[@brandonpierce5736]

Once again u dazzle us with ur prodigious writing skill, and amazing oration skills. Thank you good sir.

[@PH.69]

Nearly six hours and I still want more! Sir, you are a master. Thank you 👍

[@connormcguire484]

YESSSSSS! Omg thank you, Baldy for another incredible installment in the legacy of KRONAN DA KUNIN! Hope you had yourself an incredible holiday, my guy. Cheers!

[@tj-mb1xp]

Always love your kronan stories thank you. You've made my Christmas 🎄 🎄

[@brothermaynard5155]

Rejoice, the Saga continues! "And so it was that so it was..."

[@koanbonwa]

Thanks for this, perfect Binge for Thinkmas!

[@davebowman9000]

As ever, a riveting tale of adventure and action!! Can't wait for more!

[@negramotnyjezuita3420]

Thank you for such a precious gift for Christmas 💪💯🤞

[@MrPlee01]

Baldermort you very nearly convinced me to become an Ork player on the tabletop with how spectacular the Kronan series is!

[@ChaosMaker6]

Merry Christmas good sir! Thank you!

[@adamstewart8958]

Thank you Baldermort This is an enjoyable gift for Christmas 👍👍 Hopefully you have a great Christmas too buddy 👍👍👍