Lenny Marries Marge

A series of unfortuante events have led to Marge Simpson remarrying Homer's best friend, Lenny. Lenny = White. Carl = Black, incase you had a hard time remembering who was who. Everybody seems pretty happy in the end.
List of Episodes Used (Video + Audio):
S02E02 - Simpson and Delilah
S02E12 - The Way We Was
S03E09 - Saturdays of Thunder
S03E11 - Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk
S03E16 - Bart the Lover
S03E19 - Dog of Death
S04E06 - Itchy & Scratchy The Movie
S04E17 - Last Exit to Springfield
S05E01 - Homer's Barbershop Quartet
S05E04 - Rosebud
S05E07 - Bart's Inner Child
S05E18 - Burns' Heir
S06E02 - Lisa's Rival
S07E03 - Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily
S07E24 - Homerpalooza
S08E22 - In Marge We Trust
S08E23 - Homer's Enemy
S10E02 - The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace
S10E04 - Treehouse of Horror IX
S12E16 - Bye Bye Nerdie
S13E09 - Jaws Wired Shut
S14E17 - Three Gays of the Condo
S16E07 - Mommie Beerest
S16E09 - Pranksta Rap
S17E10 - Homer's Paternity Coot
S18E13 - Springfield Up
S19E03 - Midnight Towboy
S26E13 - Walking Big & Tall
S28E01 - Monty Burns' Fleeing Circus
S28E22 - Dogtown
S30E22 - Woo-Hoo Dunnit
Lots of screenshots and photoshop work not mentioned
Thank you and as always, please enjoy!
Patreon: / darksimpsons
Website:

[@prageruwu69]

i can't believe lenny would cheat on carl like this 😢

[@MosoKaiser]

NOT LENNY!!!!

[@Marshall_D_Teach_]

Intergalactic hussy ?, men, Lenny's bed performance is well known across the galaxy

[@CromulonDan]

It’s just all part of the plan next he’ll get rid of Marge then boom him and Carl have the Simpsons house together

[@micahbush5397]

@@CromulonDan Or they're secretly doing trio sessions with Marge.

[@gabrielboorom2683]

The Kwik-E-Mart is really D'oh!

[@treymon3135]

Once Homer drives to work this video becomes a game of "How quickly will Homer punch Lenny in the back of the head?"

[@thevanillafeziant]

I expected it right after the moment he parked lol.

[@ProvectusNova]

I expected the same thing lmao

[@rjsouthworth5246]

Carl took Lenny’s betrayal surprisingly well, given we see him laughing at Homer’s funeral.

[@micahbush5397]

Lenny didn't betray Carl, it's just 2009, so they have to keep their trio sessions with Marge a secret.

[@Solid_Hank]

Carl is too busy shilling for the channel :P

[@JediMasterBaiter]

Carl is a front.

[@artydomi2466]

Ever since Lenny finished Mt Carlmore, he was never the same again

[@TheMpo1986]

they've never discussed it.

[@nintendo-relatedchannel5810]

@@TheMpo1986 Maybe it's time to.

[@TheMpo1986]

@@nintendo-relatedchannel5810 see? this is why people think they are gay.

[@omaridaniels8427]

The Simpsons went from "Not Lenny" to "Yes, Lenny!"

[@jellywillreturn]

They only said “not Lenny” in response to bad news about him, they always loved the man.

[@luddite31]

Lenny masterminded all of this by hiding the remote at the start.

[@CronoTrapTV]

That's insane how you can create new stories with actual scenes from each episode of Simpsons

[@KOSJ153]

Seamless huh?

[@SirTyJensen]

I understand that reference.

[@GribnikSToporom]

You're fired.

[@187Streak]

0:45 Homer was so distressed, he didn't even plowed Bart

[@Freddisred]

I am at Disneyland... DISNEYLAND

[@gabrielboorom2683]

"Uh, do I even need to be here, man?"

[@GribnikSToporom]

We were not shown what happened before, who knows what could have happened 😏Especially taking into account Bart repressing memories 😆

[@canaisyoung3601]

​@@GribnikSToporomEh, I still think Homer was so depressed that he just gave up on plowing Bart (for now), but Bart still repressed the memory because Homer has been in his bed so many times that it still traumatizes him.

[@lhfirex]

Marge was definitely feeling a lot of the buzz around Lenny.

[@cory8837]

I love that he found out by pulling a picture out of Marge's hair. Another masterpiece 🤌

[@SkolneyVikings]

This time when Homer and Bart are sharing a bed, Homer is the one crying.

[@GribnikSToporom]

Maybe it's just right after another session of mr. plowing, saying by Bart repressing memories

[@canaisyoung3601]

No, I think Homer tried to plow Bart, but was so upset that he didn't do it. He still won't get out of Bart's bed, though. ​@GribnikSToporom

[@RyanMcbain-q3h]

Just so you know Lenny. Homer will haunt your dreams.

[@pennywisethedancingclown2246]

Lenny's reign of terror is over

[@lesewing]

@@pennywisethedancingclown2246 Not Lenny!

[@Zenlollipop]

At least Homer didn't lose Marge to an inanimate carbon rod.

[@FutureDeep]

Lenny's carbon rod is pretty dang animate.

[@PunishedKrab]

@@FutureDeepDang, Lenny should consider being the new Mr. Plow

[@Elbowbanditest2003]

Inanimate Carbon Rod saved my life, if anyone deserves Marge it's Inanimate Carbon Rod, he's a real one, and has remained close to me since the toilet incident, despite our obvious differences. I could never be Inanimate Carbon Rod, although I strive to be like him, I could go on for hours about how great he is, but he's so humble he hates people praising him. Honestly, I want him all to myself but I'll never be good enough, and I know that, whatever woman gets him is so lucky. I love you so much it hurts me Inanimate Carbon Rod.

[@BYERE]

Be happy Bart... At least Homer's in your bed for crying and not other reasons...

[@MFool64]

Mr Plow wasn't in that mood

[@canaisyoung3601]

Still, he doesn't want him there because of all the past abuse.

[@GribnikSToporom]

@@canaisyoung3601 last act of which might have happened not that long ago 😏 Who knows, what was before that scene?

[@GribnikSToporom]

Call Mr. Plow! That's my name! That name again is Mr. Plow!

[@lesewing]

Mr Plows hatred for Lenny was greater than his enjoyment of plowing Bart.

[@thatgumnutguy1781]

Wake up everyone, new Dark Simpsons upload, AND on a Friday!

[@GribnikSToporom]

Crowdfunding is when lots of people give you small amounts of money to help your passion project come to life!

[@MaximizedAnimation]

Homer ⬆: 122 Bart: 58 Lisa: 31 Marge: 27 Maggie: 22 Other Deaths: Milhouse: 13 Mr. Burns and Krusty: 10 Skinner and Ned: 9 Maude, Todd, and Lenny: 8 Rod, Moe, Barney, and Chief Wiggum: 7 Carl: 6 Apu and Grampa: 5 Martin, Larry, Snowball II, and Kirk: 4 Ralph, Nelson, Edna, Willie, Otto, Reverend Lovejoy, Sam, Sideshow Bob, and Santa's Little Helper: 3 Moleman, Lewis, Wendell, Sherri, Teri, Selma, Ms. Hoover, Mr Largo, Helen, Luanne, Chalmers, Dr. Hibbert, Eddie, Lou, and Mr. Teeny: 2 Patty, Lisa’s Pony, Mayor Quimby, Gary, Doug, Benjamin, The Krusty Burglar, Captain Tenille, Duffman, Kent Brockman, Snake, Mrs. Bellamy, Disco Stu, Ashley Grant, Sideshow Mel, Dr. Nick, Jasper, Herbert, Lionel Hutz, Ruth Powers, Bernice, Professor Frink, Gareth, Gloria, Jack Marley, Amber, Scott Christian, Charlie, Buzz Aldrin, Race Banyon, Toot-Toot, Gorilla Mascot, Rainier Wolfcastle, Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilon, Sea Captain, Akira, and Luigi: 1 Whole Town: 8

[@graduator14]

You truly are the king of kings!

[@tb3411]

When did Dr. Nick ever die in Dark Simpsons?

[@MaximizedAnimation]

@@tb3411 He was in the crowd in "Skinner's Sleazy Shenanigans" when Skinner bombed the school

[@tb3411]

@@MaximizedAnimation Damn. You are right. Here I thought Dr. Nick was immortal in this series. I wanted to give him Memetic Badass status

[@coffeelover7687]

With how often Bart gets plowed, he must be an expert at repressing memories.

[@coltonstillwell3590]

1:44 That was a helluva shot for someone who’s had multiple eye injuries.

[@lucasratti]

Helluva ?

[@Foamhead]

Well, at least Bart's rear end gets a well deserved rest.

[@GribnikSToporom]

He is in Jizzneyland

[@hitfasthithard]

I like how Lenny shot Homer dead just for saying that the guys at the top work harder.

[@jellywillreturn]

Lenny demands only the truth from the people of Springfield.

[@pixelpastiche]

Marge bursting into tears and Homer choosing to find solace in Bart’s bed was too real lol.

[@GribnikSToporom]

Call Mr. Plow! That's my name! That name again is Mr. Plow!

[@Over9000McNal]

Great to see Mr Burns help Lenny kill Homer!!

[@blairbrown4812]

Took the words right out of my...fingers...

[@rikhuravidansker]

Mr. Burns is just a traditional boss, and Homer deserves all he gets for being a lazy, greedy, idiot, at work.

[@Jayjar100]

Lenny rushing back to the crowd to join the laughter after he said "Nope" is the best part

[@tb3411]

Seamless huh?

[@GribnikSToporom]

You're fired.

[@richwalk3954]

Grimes: Now Homer knows what it's like to be laughed at during your own funeral!

[@Superb_0wl]

m convinced that Lenny is a Skinny version of Homer w Hair

[@crusherm3316]

That was funny, but I'm still waiting for Bart marries Milhouse!!

[@pickyphysicsstudent201]

"NOBODY LOVES MILHOUSE!"

[@OfficialCyaned]

Honestly thought that was an Oney reference, but wouldn't be surprised if he made it.

[@Charles_Anthony]

It's from the show.

[@GribnikSToporom]

Homer marries Bart/Milhouse!

[@jellywillreturn]

He got the dud!

[@emptyhand777]

Now it's time for Lenny to put some pudding in Marge's eye.

[@residentmagnum]

Homer saved the town by stopping a nuke from blowing up Springfield in the movie that should have counted for something

[@blairbrown4812]

And yet, it didn't

[@canaisyoung3601]

He also saved the town from nuclear destruction on the season three episode where he worries that he'll be outed as a fraud because it was a fluke and the season seven episode where he gains weight to work from home on disability.

[@Ultima2343]

The bank put Lenny in charge of the Simpsons household.

[@mathieuleader8601]

the Carpenters on the radio was a nice touch

[@saulgzazueta]

Yea.

[@Ardomew]

So glad the clip of Homer punching Lenny in the back of the head was used!

[@crazyluigi6664]

Amazing how we went from years later all the way into 2009 with this one! ;)

[@georgeheilman885]

A much more compelling episode than a lot of 2009 regular Simpsons.

[@pickyphysicsstudent201]

Bart suprecing memories makes sense considering all the Mr Plow moments.

[@thewanderingcreative7173]

Homer lost more than the remote that day.

[@MitchCyan]

I knew Lenny would be punched in the back of the head at some point.

[@Honestlyanobody]

"Cancelled" - Lenny

[@tailgrowth]

Lenny: "Please tell everyone how I live!"

[@murrayshekelberg9754]

Lenny at the funeral looks a lot like Homer's half brother with the car company if he were to lose weight. Also, let this be a lesson to always search you significant other's hair for incriminating framed pictures

[@MrWildcard531]

Am I the only one disappointed that we didn't get a 4th of July themed 'Dark Simpsons' episode?

[@canaisyoung3601]

Yeah. There are a lot of scenes with fireworks and explosives on this show just begging for a Dark Simpsons episode that ends with the hard cut to the ambulance from the episode where Apu gets fired from the Kwik-E-Mart and lives with The Simpsons while James Woods becomes the new Kwik-E-Mart clerk.

[@rikhuravidansker]

@@canaisyoung3601 Where does the Griffin family come into this?

[@canaisyoung3601]

​@rikhardtanskanen Before James Woods was associated with Family Guy appearances, he guest starred on the season five episode "Homer and Apu", which is the episode (from 1994) where Apu loses his job and James Woods takes over as part of his research for a movie role.

[@rikhuravidansker]

@@canaisyoung3601 From what I hear of Woods, he never starred in any films besides cliched B-movies, and you told me Family Guy stole Woods from the Simpsons as well! Well, Family Guy gave Woods what he deserved.

[@Juansolous]

I love when Homer confronts Lenny, so funny.

[@crazyluigi6664]

YOU DIRTY BAS-

[@alexwilliams3078]

Homer: (sad plow noises) Bart: ...Disneyland...

[@GribnikSToporom]

Call Mr. Plow! That's my name! That name again is Mr. Plow!

[@MegaHoro]

"What precisely makes her intergalactic" --Nerds I thought it was going to lead into the part where Lenny was in charge of the power plant

[@SabreLeonheart]

"Please don't tell anyone how I live!" - Not Lenny, Not Lenny!

[@tb3411]

That segue of Homer's "you dirty bast--" from Bart the Lover into Homer punching Lenny from "Last Exit to Springfield" was perfect lol

[@bobkerr2755]

Hang on a sec, at 2:08 it says "YEARS LATER" and yet Maggie is still a baby. Am I to belive this is some kind of, heh heh, magic photo? Boy, I sure hope someone got fired for that blunder.

[@rikhuravidansker]

Lisa is 12, Bart is 14, and Maggie is 4, but uses the pacifier as a crutch.

[@federicorodriguez1775]

This makes sense if you see it right after the "inconclusive" "Are Lenny and Carl gay?" Dark Simpsons mystery

[@Deley18]

I cannot wait for the follow up when Carl replaces Marge for the 2010 family portrait.

[@dontemorgan1517]

Carl: "No! Not Lenny!"

[@MFool64]

Homer should change his surname in Cuckson

[@scockery]

Tell you what, Sir. From now on, you'll be, uh, Homer Cuckson at Terror Lake. Let's just practice a bit, hmm? When I say, "Hello, Mr. Cuckson", you'll say, "Hi"

[@borediideath6526]

Kinda well deserved for all the things he did to Bart.

[@FlyingDuckMan360]

1:46 - I wouldn't drink that if I were you, Lenny. It's not a tropical drink. It's nuclear waste.

[@canaisyoung3601]

Homer ate nuclear waste as punishment for coming in extremely late, so maybe it's not as bad as it is in real life.

[@carltonleboss]

There's a real buzz around Lenny...

[@NytoonzTV]

The sad thing about this, I had a dream about this

[@ChestersonJack]

Hey I had an idea for this a long time ago! You gave me your blessing in the comments to try my hand at it myself, but life’s been busy. So excited to finally see it.

[@Someguy1133]

U r single handedly keep the simpsons alive thank u good sir

[@blackman7437]

NOT LENNY!

[@pattonramming1988]

Will Ned stand for this I wonder

[@gabrielboorom2683]

"Absotively posilutely, neighborino!"

[@TheShy1000]

I believe this is the most casual killing I have ever seen.

[@kzarkage]

Scrolling through Simpsons shorts after a year or two has led me back to Dark Simpsons in my recommend feed

[@jellywillreturn]

Fun fact: Maggie’s full name is Margaret Lenny Simpson. Coincidence? Not likely.

[@MrVariant]

0:11 lol that neck roll reminds me of family guy Brian referencing a black woman in hindsight 😂

[@Ceviche.]

Dang. Homer didn’t deserve this.

[@McForkCoverup2005]

Lenny has simply become way too powerful and well connected ever since the buzz on him started to increase. He went from living in run down houses and eating beans to being able to turn someone into a human chimney sweep the second after that guy punched him. He is become histories greatest monster!

[@xotl2780]

I like to think they buried Homer next to Grimey.

[@darkrobsl]

The BEST channel

[@NFSMAN50]

Not Homer!!! Lenny gets the last laugh now lol, now its Yes Lenny!

[@thestreamingone8885]

I knew Homer punching Lenny in the back of the head would make an appearance

[@bluebowser3347]

I thought maybe you'd put in the clip of the simpson kids saying "Not Lenny!" and the ambulance after Homer punched him, but it took a much different turn.

[@dvderve]

The one day I’m attending a wedding, a new Dark Simpsons Story appears

[@crusherm3316]

Congratulations who's getting married!?

[@jellywillreturn]

@@crusherm3316Marge and Lenny, presumably.

[@adamfrey4920]

Somehow, "years later" was 15 years ago.

[@jellywillreturn]

And Maggie still didn’t age.

[@rikhuravidansker]

@@jellywillreturn She did, but is wearing androgynous clothing which was common until the 1930s.

[@FutureDeep]

No matter why Homer is in Bart's bed, he'll always leave the pillows wet.

[@ZuluRomeo]

It's funny cos it begins with a plea to "change the channel Marge" and ends with everyone laughing as a coffin goes down. That's our Homer! 😜

[@TylerMcNamer]

He'd be the better dad at this point.

[@DaveReturnsagain1]

I never realised that Lenny was an Alien. My whole perspective has been completely flipped.

[@Sg190th]

I never thought I'd be this early

[@syd360]

You are a master of your craft

[@YamatoFukkatsu]

"Years later", and somehow, Maggie's still a toddler.

[@tuomosalo2029]

I think the town knew about Mr. Plow. They were happy enough to see Homer go.

[@cellytron]

So marrying Marge put Lenny on the track to absolute success! First he becomes Homer’s boss, then (I guess) the head of the company, able to just shoot employees at will, and then president of the United States! It was all because he had the love of a good woman. And Carl.

[@ShemPayne]

I need my Simpsons death count.

[@ethnogenesis3260]

Wow, there sure is a lot of buzz around Lenny at the power plant. One punch, and Lenny's reign of terror already has Smithers in his pocket.

[@griggins]

You never disappoint.

[@Sly88Frye]

Damn Lenny I guess we should have known with how little screen time he gets there's must have been some deep dark secrets

[@graduator14]

Lenny Lennyson is my favourite Simpsons character!

[@mathieuleader8601]

with Lenny being a bestseller as an author sales of Marge's novel the Harpooned Heart will go through the roof

[@matthewhutton8275]

God damn, I thought "The Estrogen Network" was the closed captions making shit up...

[@mikecronis]

You'll notice Graggle missing in the Family photo because he enlisted in the Army at this time.

[@89horizon]

"Change the channeI, Lenny!" "Nope!"

[@realbartsimpson]

Homer told someone how Lenny lives and this is what he gets.

[@shadowwwhite3879]

I can’t believe that Homer was unloved by Al.

[@halotubb1110]

First Flanders, now Lenny.. Homer can't catch a break

[@deplorabledegenerate2630]

All those extensions Lenny added to the house, it must be nice having such a handyman around.

[@VerdantRange]

Guessing this is a universe where Mr. Burns actually really likes Lenny, unlike in the main universe where he's willing to throw pudding in his eye.

[@CheeseMiser]

1:00 dark sinposons loves this clip of the car taking off

[@killianmmmoore]

Years later: Maggie STILL a baby

[@JacobBenoit-y1l]

Sometimes love really does find a way💀

[@lordfreerealestate8302]

Carl is now Lenny`s sidepiece.

[@Ricardo_Rick]

Hey, do you take down the video with Bart and Lisa? i can't find it anymore. Also, the fact Lenny just casually shot homer and absolutely nobody cared is genius

[@lesewing]

Poor Carl Carlson, now he's left with just Moe. Maybe Barney.