Virgin Girl Learns What It Feels Like | Andrew Schulz | Stand Up Comedy

[@TheAndrewSchulz]

THE INFAMOUS TOUR 8/13 - DALLAS, TX 8/14 - HOUSTON, TX 8/18 - TUSCON, AZ 8/20 & 21- LOS ANGELES, CA 9/3 & 4 - OKLAHOMA CITY, OK 9/10 - DETROIT, MI 9/11 - MILWAUKEE, WI 9/16 - SAN DIEGO, CA 9/19 - AUSTIN, TX 10/8 - LOUISVILLE, KY 10/9 - CINCINNATTI, OH 10/16 - PHILADELPHIA, PA 10/22 - INDIANAPOLIS, IN 10/23 - WASHINGTON DC 11/12 - MADISON, WI 11/13 - CHICAGO, IL 11/19 - MINNEAPOLIS, MN 11/20 - FARGO, ND 12/31 - BOSTON, MA Tickets on sale friday @ www.theandrewschulz.com

[@peg6sustv461]

Hopefully I see you out here in Dallas bro 😎

[@JaschaShum1986]

Hilarious but you telling them truth THO

[@N1NJ4P1R4T3]

Denver sold out :(

[@ramyemad6325]

But when are you coming to Egypt though??

[@Tidefaninco]

@@N1NJ4P1R4T3 When is Denver? I don't see it on the list.

[@ILLeeT36]

I’m so glad this guy realized he’s a comedian and didn’t end up stuck doing some menial job instead. He’s a fuckin natural

[@maverick3069]

Never have I ever agreed with a random comment on YT more!

[@osloconfidental1807]

This is an actual question, no hate! I love his comedy, but he seems so full of him self in podcasts and interviews. Am i completely off, or is it because of his crazy comeup over the years?

[@LordZevv]

@@osloconfidental1807 that's definitely part of it. Early Schulz was way more humble. Only person he doesn't talk over now is Chalemagne cuz he put Schulz on. He better show some fuckin reapect to Charlemagne lol

[@AH-zs5hf]

@@osloconfidental1807 agreed. I really wish his podcasts were better!

[@skmg2888]

@@osloconfidental1807 I mean yeahhh I could see why people portray him that way but to be completely fair, he's almost always the smartest guy in the room, u can tell he has done lots of research on many different topics and cultures, soooo it becomes easy to sound arrogant when you know more than everyone around you lol

[@sibithirumalai3208]

The fact that he was roasting that girl without insulting or hurting her feelings shows he a master comedian

[@dvb8637]

Yet he insulted and hurted the confidence of the bf. Smh. Yall are insane.

[@miahjay]

@@dvb8637 not really. He just said some things that could’ve actually happened with the bf. I’m sorry but if you’re not screwing for a year and you think you’re not gonna shoot fast from a virgin after that year of withholding is illogical asf

[@Lrodpotato]

@@miahjay It's possible. But it could also depend on the guy. I dated a guy once who had a hard time cumming in general. He would get hard and we would have sex usually for up to an hour sometimes even 2 hours before he came (he had only been with one girl before). At first I thought it was just me because I was a virgin and maybe just wasn't good at it or didn't have the experince. But even when I felt more confident about it, it still took just as long. And I had a fling with someone sometime afterwards who came after 5 to 10 minutes the few times we were together can't say if that wouldve changed but our first time was literally that shoot fast experience where he apologized for it that Andrew described. And the guy I'm with now is similar to the first, but that's my limited experience of the men I've been with.

[@billybobbobson3797]

@@miahjay yeah it’s a straight lie to pretend you’re gonna hit it hard and for a long time. He’s practically a virgin at this point lmao.

[@Mak2Grim]

@@dvb8637 fairy 🧚‍♂️

[@mattprosser5429]

I was at this show and after this clip ended Schulz bought her every dessert the club had and had her try every one in front of the whole audience because she was so sheltered. He was wingmanning so hard for that man😂

[@christophersonawane]

He's a true bro.

[@krupert8355]

Thanks for the extra story! It sounds awesome, wish there was a vid of that part as well :)

[@sidechain0]

That's so cool from him

[@Wonderlikechild]

I was thinking the whole time "this guys is probably so stoked right now actually". Hopefully he realized this guy was wing-manning like a champ for him.. which also made for a good show. Mutual relationship.

[@sai742]

he is a bro... always

[@balazsh2]

"Nobody apologies better than dudes when we come fast" lol so true

[@budapatrik4438]

Fellow hungarian

[@meano1367]

@@budapatrik4438 szia

[@taylormcgill6643]

Is it true? Cuz i dont know what that's like

[@meano1367]

@@taylormcgill6643 you're saving yourself for marriage then? Good lad

[@JButterZJ]

@@taylormcgill6643 lmao virgin

[@elcaballo2601]

He writes the best script, on the spot, while saying another joke.

[@seanA416]

He is the best at on the spot crowd work!

[@set7618]

He didn't writes it. He improv everything on the spot. 😉

[@cosettapessa6417]

@@set7618 that’s what he meant genius 😄

[@Tecolote41]

@@cosettapessa6417 OP implied it was scripted.

[@AeriaIPenguin]

Lol he nice widdit

[@shahidmeir7379]

This guy is a real comedian. He dont create joke , jokes automatically come from his mind

[@sibusiso2841]

That's still creating lol

[@scottbeaulieu13]

@@sibusiso2841 could be divinity... provided by God; which would then not be created by Drew.

[@aabhasrai303]

@@sibusiso2841 were you born yesterday. He's just metaphorising if that word exists.

[@sibusiso2841]

@@aabhasrai303 poor execution. 0.5/10

[@TopOnePercentCribs]

Umm, that's how you create jokes son! 🤦‍♂️

[@sunilkumarchandel9824]

If I go to his show I am sitting all the way in the back 😂

[@saisaiverba7658]

still not safe

[@WeighedWilson]

just stare ahead with a blank look on your face like you think he's talking to someone else

[@asiangin]

Bruh I would love for him to absolutely shit one my life

[@DocKaosBeats]

I'm sitting in my car and probably still won't be safe 🤣

[@WeighedWilson]

@@DocKaosBeats I'm just looking at 'Drew and pretending I'm foreign and don't speak English. Edit. There's lots of answers to this dilemma

[@Zathren]

I'm shocked at how much this bit made me laugh. Like I know he's a good comedian but dang, I wasn't prepared.

[@erickalonso13]

Fr i seen some of his videos but this one made me realize he da real deal...had me cracking up...and he just talking to dat girl

[@tylerstevens3574]

Yall late he been this fire

[@SergioLSmith]

Bruh. I got tix to Fargo show n November. I’m geeked

[@g0tst1ngs]

Same man, I was already familiar with a lot of his stuff but this had cracking tfu! My mans is still getting nicer with it every fucking time!

[@sebastianalvarado2390]

Fr I’m stoned as shit and died lmao

[@MarkyMark2177]

Lol “She don’t want nothing that starts with a D” 😂😂

[@spincitynyc809]

He said "D"

[@MarkyMark2177]

@@spincitynyc809 fixed typo

[@Loginius_]

Great thing about that joke is that even if she said something that started with a D he could have just flipped it and it would have probably been even funnier. Like "See, you do love the D" or a variation . Schulz is on another level

[@kasey377]

There’s a dude in the camera shot that choked on his drink 😂😂😂

[@chrixdigit]

🌝 Do nuts 🍩

[@omsuryavanshi4877]

Olympics logo is never gonna be same anymore......

[@oMietHabEast]

Sss sssss sssss soooooo rrrrr rrrrryyy 😂😂😂

[@MrKamei]

😂😂😂😂

[@balazsh2]

it actually is, because it looks nothing like a 5 pussies lol

[@omsuryavanshi4877]

@Tiagito P I am officially calling it 5 pussies now

[@vishalchandne4035]

😭😭😭😭

[@FootballDiary11]

The only thing that was missing is Alex’s “TUH-HUUUUH” 😂😂

[@taefithendo]

lmao tuhuhh

[@wreina56]

😂😂

[@scottylaub15]

🤣🤣🤣

[@popedizzled_mywizzle]

He probably was laughing when he was editing this video. All loud and alone in the post production room.

[@t.bby619]

Lol sometimes you can hear him in the audience

[@mjdagoat7916]

Mad props to Andrew for always trying to set up some action for the guys with ladies in the crowd. Even when he said dude might have weak D game he brought it back and flipped it around

[@anthonysteen56]

Yeah and he’s setting up his post show game

[@joehalliday6081]

Some day the world will stop saying mad props. Most have already.

[@dextew69]

He provided an excuse for the guy in advance yo

[@goatstatus7738]

This man Andrew’s analogies are second to none 😂😂😂

[@Yawsuke]

*second to Patrice* and even Schulzy knows that

[@EvilSlothsTony]

@@Yawsuke Yes. P. O'Neal is his idol as a comedian.

[@scottbeaulieu13]

@@Yawsuke Fat Pat wasn't even that good... there's like 8-10 comedians who fucking murdered the crowds. Robin Williams, Chris Farley, Prior, old school Martin Lawrence, Chris Rock, Arsino Hall, Bill Hicks, Carlin, etc were all wayyy fucking funnier than Patrice.

[@mosabhussein7519]

Nah second to wax ong

[@Yawsuke]

@Mustafa Khan oh yea i definitely see that. very fair. i’m prolly a bit more biased since i consume so much patrice material his humor is swirling in my head more. pontificators they are

[@massimomannino9430]

“You’ve been cheated on”😂

[@juansek208]

This man is carrying today's comedy. Thank you, Andrew.

[@chaitanyajain3127]

Do you know theo von, Russell peters, Mark Normand

[@juansek208]

@@chaitanyajain3127Yes, I do. Andrew is funnier, tho.

[@xWingzTV]

@@chaitanyajain3127 yes we do and those nerds, hillbillies, and untouchables come nowhere close

[@chaitanyajain3127]

@@juansek208 funnier than theo von and Mark Normand no way

[@chaitanyajain3127]

@@xWingzTV that is your opinion

[@Canemiles]

The only comedian who is laughing more than the audience.. Enjoying his own jokes 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@chasestringer9619]

D’elia is up there

[@iamthagreatone4041]

@@chasestringer9619 Bert Kreischer

[@fsinatra1911]

That's what people like about him he's relatable

[@darryl2542]

Normally I hate when comedians laugh at their own bits, but somehow from him it's disarming and fun.

[@prymestudio]

If Andrew is your wingman, you're sure getting the girl.

[@pootangclan1505]

“Like a chinese person with freedom” 😂😂😂 i fkin love Schulz

[@vedantsinha864]

can someone explain this part to me

[@noneofyourbusiness9489]

@@vedantsinha864 China is a brutal communist dictatorship but a lot of Chinese are so brainwashed by their government's propaganda that they don't realize it.

[@thegreatgatsby8180]

@@vedantsinha864 as a fellow Indian, you disappoint me. Don't even know what the Chinese did to our Indian soldiers and you don't know its a dictator 😶

[@kafka886]

@@vedantsinha864 as a Chinese and still live in it,I can tell u that we don’t have much freedom,and it getting less and less,the commies are fucking us up

[@kafka886]

@@vedantsinha864 as a Chinese and still live in it,I can tell u that we don’t have much freedom,and it getting less and less,the commies are fucking us up

[@rcnewman51.]

“Your gunna hear the best apology”💀🤣

[@2Thessalonians1_7]

That dark mood lighting on his face when he’s grilling that woman is great

[@edmundworrell530]

She was such a good sport, and was laughing just as hard as everyone else. She’s not ruled and ridden by false pride or her ego. Boyfriend better not let her go. He better put a ring on it.

[@YOLOistAoT]

Speaking of ring,it's a circle.

[@GoldenBoyDims]

Lol relax don’t just jump to marriage after 1 year

[@sabiotiopablo5787]

​@adrian ramirez Yeah we just witnessed a mega-simp. Dude tryna get married to a girl he aint even seen or heard speak. Dude probably saying the same to his onlyfans subscriptions smh

[@Uzodesign]

Yeah, she's a virgin because she claims to be. I'm also a millionaire. Now let me sell you some air.

[@PhiyackYuh]

Simp 🤣🤣🤣

[@hobaibfahim849]

that Olympic logo joke 😂😂😂

[@christophersmith3005]

Circles??!!

[@h1murashi]

"You like a Chinese person with freedom." Caught me off guard, laughed harder than I should. Had to explain to my mom I'm not going insane. XD

[@ishanbasu6533]

This why you don’t sit front row at an Andrew Shulz show

[@sunilkumarchandel9824]

Andrew wouldn't be Andrew without the front row 😂

[@earl-larsen]

same with russel peters lmao

[@notorioezz]

You handled that perfectly. I bet you did what relationship therapists fail to do just by using honest humor. 👏

[@sweatysausage3954]

this gotta be one of Andrew's best segments. i almost died laughing

[@jaymill121]

"Open her uppppppppp!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SpaNkeee]

Andrew Schulz is just something else! The guy literally has no script just goes onto stage and plays/roasts with the crowd

[@teddykambouris5516]

He’s a natural and very witty and you clearly see u need to be intelligent to be a great comedian I’ve seen a few of his clips and he encountered with the audience on countries and politics he’s great

[@greenblackswerl]

I wish that I had his ability to be so quick witted. He’s just on, ALL the time. Such a talented dude.

[@angrycharcoalcat]

This man has to be the funniest comedian out there atm, the way this guy can just come up with these one liners is insane haha

[@IScreamedWolf]

Your crowd work is something serious lmao

[@StoneyVision]

This is one of the best comedians alive! No one has made me laugh harder during these times. Big ups!

[@seapeajones]

His crowd work is too damn good. Can't wait to see him live

[@user-hb9ts8jh5d]

0:35 THAT FIST BUMP THO

[@erlczarfantilaga7033]

Caught in 4k

[@mildmayheadless5217]

Oh damn!!! Totally missed that

[@mgtowpablo7680]

“Butter cream cake” 😂🤣🤣🤣

[@ayushagarwal14996]

Dude the improvisation from circle to Olympic circle is awesome

[@dannydacruz7698]

Man Andrew really knows how to tie a joke together to funny😂🙌🏽

[@seeworthyglass2880]

Im watching this in a Publix break room cracking up right now. This was great! Thanks for making my day before I go back to work.

[@kuza3318]

I bet Andrew happy as fuck the country opening back up after Akash peer pressured him into buying Bitcoin at its peak.

[@derekseven1647]

This man's spontaneous humor is genius. He could just pick on someone in the crowd and go for a while that's very creative.

[@Indi]

He tryna set my man up for success tho 😂🙌

[@pwbets6386]

The crowd work is second to none. I do not know how someone can consistently come up with so much material on the fly. 200 IQ right here

[@machinesandthings7121]

I love that you put up all the crowd work. Wish more comics would do this.

[@latebloomers9410]

Omg one of the funniest clips of comedy I’ve ever heard. Damn near had to pull over. Really crying and laughing out loud omg, I love how raw and unafraid he is to go there.

[@john8480]

“s-s-s-sorrrrry”😂💀

[@1E11evenMoto]

This dude definitely got the kitty that night

[@casual80sgamerguy14]

You are definitely on your way to being one of the goats fam!

[@kari8187]

That first “sorry” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mikefm4]

This man is a blessing to earth Making me laugh my ass off no matter what I’m going through

[@allanjim3]

He’s the 👑 of crowd work and just keeps getting better.

[@Gregory-ud6zq]

It’s crazy how good at improv he is

[@IllDawgable]

Andrew is the ultimate villain in a comedic drama you hate to love

[@stevesanchez1975]

I love Andrew so much, all of his videos are gold 😩

[@mikesayers5157]

Andrew, keep doing what you do. Love your interaction with the audience and you are incredibly funny. Respect from South Africa.

[@SunkenEgo]

THE GOAT IS BACK WIT ANOTHER BANGER🔥🔥🔥

[@shadylemons101]

Schulz is one of the greatest. Hilarious and relevant jokes off the top of his head. Wow.

[@thisistodd190]

Andrew Shultz the only one keeping comedy going. GOAT

[@Tom-PlaylistKing-Smith]

I want one of my sons to meet this lady. What a blessing. That young man should hold on to her.

[@whiteowl2092]

He gon be ready. He practicing every day.

[@shivasantosht]

I had a 18 hrs work day crash, came to youtube, this is first thing that popped, made me laugh, thanks Schulzy 🙋🏽‍♂️ 🇮🇳

[@kriptoniteXD]

Andrew never disappoints! This guy is going to be a legend.

[@Lavanyaved]

Butter cream is never going to be the same again. 😂

[@treyjetson5320]

Good luck pronouncing that name.

[@MamiTT237]

Lol Publix marble cake??? Oh dear lord! 😂😂😂

[@KR-jg7gc]

Notice how the dude was offended and laughed at nothing when AS was going off on him.. Then he changed it and made it about himself.. Top man. Top comedian.

[@Sheriff_K]

I like how he said he didn’t want to pressure her.

[@nickeyd1ckery]

I genuinely did a spit-take at "S S S S S SORRYYY"

[@misspattifromcali.6955]

The butter cream bit... HILARIOUS 😂😂😂😂😂

[@maverick3069]

Andrew you owe me a laptop! I spit out my coffee on it laughing watching this! That olympic logo joke was pure brilliance!

[@miguellovos5525]

His crowd work is beyond anyone’s besides the legend

[@galacticpills]

That last part is just killer 🤣

[@phaserra]

I like his improv skills, it's just you start to notice his topics sometimes are all sex jokes. Maybe because a lot of couples listen in, but still.

[@recklessyouth1]

Ho gbc⁷

[@faithj6730]

Yeahh, same.

[@redclayscholar620]

Sex jokes? Eh, fuck it. 😉

[@Sheen023]

Respect to all the virgins out there saving for marriage.✌️

[@takieddiine5048]

It's hard asf

[@Sheen023]

@@takieddiine5048 😂

[@commanda3536]

Amen

[@rrchicken117]

Virgins by choice? Who's choice though xD

[@Maz-zb9uf]

Saving yourself for disappointment,

[@mohlachi]

This guy is the master of crowd-work. The way he'll be free-styleing hecklers on the spot is amazing! Jokes just roll off his tongue. My new favourite comedian.

[@AutumnOnFire]

He laughin but he dyin inside

[@dhairyaagarwal5652]

King of crowd work👑

[@eugenesesmaiii3278]

That Olympic rings analogy was so fucking amazing 🤣

[@genemounce8302]

2:45...and I'm slap'n an invisible mic against my leg LMFAO !

[@baddestmanontheplanet7338]

That was amazing! Andrew keeps getting better. You’re on 🔥 son

[@Anigkutulhu]

That first time together, they'll be thinking of Andrew. 😂

[@brycekamin]

The Olympic joke had me dead

[@samsheepdog697]

The intersection of circles actually look like pussies

[@gohanuchija1072]

Brooo she left tha dude hangin at 00:33 😂😂

[@danielonline7181]

I am definitely going alone to his show and sitting in the back

[@peripheralparadox4218]

Like a tear drop with two pointy ends that cries when it’s happy.

[@evanabbott2737]

“She don’t want nothin’ that starts with a D!😔” 😂

[@tamali9579]

"Circles bro?!"😂😂😂😂😂

[@adamorsmthing123]

2:07 guy in the background laughing jesus

[@henryrivera7306]

The crowd work is too good!!

[@tammyjohnson8161]

This young woman is a good girl. And he is such a great man.

[@Equitine]

Andrew is the king of crowd work.

[@yurielcundangan9090]

DOLLA: Picked by Max Kellerman Also EM: Fate of the Universe?!

[@44RisingSun44]

I love that you guys are showing the crowd now!

[@kennethholmes4174]

This dude is a beast; Andrew needs his own comedy sitcom, I said it first(I think)!!!🎭🎭🎭

[@p.s.5135]

I love these simple people

[@sunilkumarchandel9824]

At his comedy show back benches are more costly

[@sherifmourad79]

hhhhhh....i dont think i'd do first row

[@tanearichardson8989]

😂😂😂 I love the setup

[@LLUEVE]

The editing is awesome! Love these vids!!!

[@LongLiveCoffee]

0:35 a moment of silence for my girl in black leather jacket

[@AutomationCodeMonkey]

This dude legit looks like he loves his life tellin jokes, fuckin love it.