Virgin Girl Learns What It Feels Like | Andrew Schulz | Stand Up Comedy

What up people! I met the sweetest girl ever in Atlanta. Her and her man are abstaining as the Lord wants, and had to explain to her what a sacrifice her man is making! I think she understood by the end. I wish them a life of happiness! INDULGE!
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New York native and internationally touring stand-up, Andrew Schulz is known for his hilarious and unsafe comedy. He has starred in the sitcom BENDERS (now available on Netflix), can be seen in Amazon’s SNEAKY PETE, HBO’s CRASHING, and on MTV including GUY CODE and GIRL CODE.
In the podcast realm, Schulz can be heard on the wildly popular THE BRILLIANT IDIOTS - co-hosted by nationally syndicated radio and television personality Charlamagne tha God - the hilarious sports commentary podcast FLAGRANT 2, and the film and TV analysis podcast WESTERBROS. He has made major appearances on The Joe Rogan Experience, Bert Kreischer’s BERTCAST, Joey “coco” Diaz The Church of What’s Happening Now. He has even done solo interviews with the likes of Lil Duval and many others.
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Andrew’s online presence has touched hundreds of millions of people
across the globe and his unconventionally funny approach to the comedy world has launched him into stardome. His shows Dropping In and Inside Jokes will rack of hundreds of thousands of views weekly. Nothing is off limits for Schulz, from sex to race, and even the occasional audience heckler roast, Andrew is hungry to be the best. He can be seen in New York City performing regularly at New York Comedy Club and the Comedy Cellar.

[@TheAndrewSchulz]

THE INFAMOUS TOUR 8/13 - DALLAS, TX 8/14 - HOUSTON, TX 8/18 - TUSCON, AZ 8/20 & 21- LOS ANGELES, CA 9/3 & 4 - OKLAHOMA CITY, OK 9/10 - DETROIT, MI 9/11 - MILWAUKEE, WI 9/16 - SAN DIEGO, CA 9/19 - AUSTIN, TX 10/8 - LOUISVILLE, KY 10/9 - CINCINNATTI, OH 10/16 - PHILADELPHIA, PA 10/22 - INDIANAPOLIS, IN 10/23 - WASHINGTON DC 11/12 - MADISON, WI 11/13 - CHICAGO, IL 11/19 - MINNEAPOLIS, MN 11/20 - FARGO, ND 12/31 - BOSTON, MA Tickets on sale friday @ www.theandrewschulz.com

[@peg6sustv461]

Hopefully I see you out here in Dallas bro 😎

[@JaschaShum1986]

Hilarious but you telling them truth THO

[@N1NJ4P1R4T3]

Denver sold out :(

[@ramyemad6325]

But when are you coming to Egypt though??

[@Tidefaninco]

@@N1NJ4P1R4T3 When is Denver? I don't see it on the list.

[@balazsh2]

"Nobody apologies better than dudes when we come fast" lol so true

[@budapatrik4438]

Fellow hungarian

[@meano1367]

@@budapatrik4438 szia

[@taylormcgill6643]

Is it true? Cuz i dont know what that's like

[@meano1367]

@@taylormcgill6643 you're saving yourself for marriage then? Good lad

[@JButterZJ]

@@taylormcgill6643 lmao virgin

[@mattprosser5429]

I was at this show and after this clip ended Schulz bought her every dessert the club had and had her try every one in front of the whole audience because she was so sheltered. He was wingmanning so hard for that man😂

[@christophersonawane]

He's a true bro.

[@krupert8355]

Thanks for the extra story! It sounds awesome, wish there was a vid of that part as well :)

[@sidechain0]

That's so cool from him

[@Wonderlikechild]

I was thinking the whole time "this guys is probably so stoked right now actually". Hopefully he realized this guy was wing-manning like a champ for him.. which also made for a good show. Mutual relationship.

[@sai742]

he is a bro... always

[@ILLeeT36]

I’m so glad this guy realized he’s a comedian and didn’t end up stuck doing some menial job instead. He’s a fuckin natural

[@maverick3069]

Never have I ever agreed with a random comment on YT more!

[@osloconfidental1807]

This is an actual question, no hate! I love his comedy, but he seems so full of him self in podcasts and interviews. Am i completely off, or is it because of his crazy comeup over the years?

[@Alr1ghtyThen]

@@osloconfidental1807 that's definitely part of it. Early Schulz was way more humble. Only person he doesn't talk over now is Chalemagne cuz he put Schulz on. He better show some fuckin reapect to Charlemagne lol

[@AH-zs5hf]

@@osloconfidental1807 agreed. I really wish his podcasts were better!

[@skmg2888]

@@osloconfidental1807 I mean yeahhh I could see why people portray him that way but to be completely fair, he's almost always the smartest guy in the room, u can tell he has done lots of research on many different topics and cultures, soooo it becomes easy to sound arrogant when you know more than everyone around you lol

[@shahidmeir7379]

This guy is a real comedian. He dont create joke , jokes automatically come from his mind

[@sibusiso2841]

That's still creating lol

[@scottbeaulieu13]

@@sibusiso2841 could be divinity... provided by God; which would then not be created by Drew.

[@aabhasrai303]

@@sibusiso2841 were you born yesterday. He's just metaphorising if that word exists.

[@sibusiso2841]

@@aabhasrai303 poor execution. 0.5/10

[@TopOnePercentCribs]

Umm, that's how you create jokes son! 🤦‍♂️

[@sunilkumarchandel9824]

If I go to his show I am sitting all the way in the back 😂

[@saisaiverba7658]

still not safe

[@WeighedWilson]

just stare ahead with a blank look on your face like you think he's talking to someone else

[@asiangin]

Bruh I would love for him to absolutely shit one my life

[@DocKaosBeats]

I'm sitting in my car and probably still won't be safe 🤣

[@WeighedWilson]

@@DocKaosBeats I'm just looking at 'Drew and pretending I'm foreign and don't speak English. Edit. There's lots of answers to this dilemma

[@omsuryavanshi4877]

Olympics logo is never gonna be same anymore......

[@oMietHabEast]

Sss sssss sssss soooooo rrrrr rrrrryyy 😂😂😂

[@MrKamei]

😂😂😂😂

[@balazsh2]

it actually is, because it looks nothing like a 5 pussies lol

[@omsuryavanshi4877]

@Tiagito P I am officially calling it 5 pussies now

[@vishalchandne4035]

😭😭😭😭

[@MarkyMark2177]

Lol “She don’t want nothing that starts with a D” 😂😂

[@spincitynyc809]

He said "D"

[@MarkyMark2177]

@@spincitynyc809 fixed typo

[@Loginius_]

Great thing about that joke is that even if she said something that started with a D he could have just flipped it and it would have probably been even funnier. Like "See, you do love the D" or a variation . Schulz is on another level

[@kasey377]

There’s a dude in the camera shot that choked on his drink 😂😂😂

[@chrixdigit]

🌝 Do nuts 🍩

[@goatstatus7738]

This man Andrew’s analogies are second to none 😂😂😂

[@Yawsuke]

*second to Patrice* and even Schulzy knows that

[@EvilSlothsTony]

@@Yawsuke Yes. P. O'Neal is his idol as a comedian.

[@scottbeaulieu13]

@@Yawsuke Fat Pat wasn't even that good... there's like 8-10 comedians who fucking murdered the crowds. Robin Williams, Chris Farley, Prior, old school Martin Lawrence, Chris Rock, Arsino Hall, Bill Hicks, Carlin, etc were all wayyy fucking funnier than Patrice.

[@mosabhussein7519]

Nah second to wax ong

[@Yawsuke]

@Mustafa Khan oh yea i definitely see that. very fair. i’m prolly a bit more biased since i consume so much patrice material his humor is swirling in my head more. pontificators they are

[@mjdagoat7916]

Mad props to Andrew for always trying to set up some action for the guys with ladies in the crowd. Even when he said dude might have weak D game he brought it back and flipped it around

[@anthonysteen56]

Yeah and he’s setting up his post show game

[@joehalliday6081]

Some day the world will stop saying mad props. Most have already.

[@dextew69]

He provided an excuse for the guy in advance yo

[@FootballDiary11]

The only thing that was missing is Alex’s “TUH-HUUUUH” 😂😂

[@taefithendo]

lmao tuhuhh

[@wreina56]

😂😂

[@scottylaub15]

🤣🤣🤣

[@popedizzled_mywizzle]

He probably was laughing when he was editing this video. All loud and alone in the post production room.

[@t.bby619]

Lol sometimes you can hear him in the audience

[@canemiles8560]

The only comedian who is laughing more than the audience.. Enjoying his own jokes 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@chasestringer9619]

D’elia is up there

[@iamthagreatone4041]

@@chasestringer9619 Bert Kreischer

[@fsinatra1911]

That's what people like about him he's relatable

[@darryl2542]

Normally I hate when comedians laugh at their own bits, but somehow from him it's disarming and fun.

[@pootangclan1505]

“Like a chinese person with freedom” 😂😂😂 i fkin love Schulz

[@vedantsinha864]

can someone explain this part to me

[@noneofyourbusiness9489]

@@vedantsinha864 China is a brutal communist dictatorship but a lot of Chinese are so brainwashed by their government's propaganda that they don't realize it.

[@thegreatgatsby8180]

@@vedantsinha864 as a fellow Indian, you disappoint me. Don't even know what the Chinese did to our Indian soldiers and you don't know its a dictator 😶

[@kafka886]

@@vedantsinha864 as a Chinese and still live in it,I can tell u that we don’t have much freedom,and it getting less and less,the commies are fucking us up

[@kafka886]

@@vedantsinha864 as a Chinese and still live in it,I can tell u that we don’t have much freedom,and it getting less and less,the commies are fucking us up

[@juansek208]

This man is carrying today's comedy. Thank you, Andrew.

[@chaitanyajain3127]

Do you know theo von, Russell peters, Mark Normand

[@juansek208]

@@chaitanyajain3127Yes, I do. Andrew is funnier, tho.

[@xWingzTV]

@@chaitanyajain3127 yes we do and those nerds, hillbillies, and untouchables come nowhere close

[@chaitanyajain3127]

@@juansek208 funnier than theo von and Mark Normand no way

[@chaitanyajain3127]

@@xWingzTV that is your opinion

[@hobaibfahim849]

that Olympic logo joke 😂😂😂

[@christophersmith3005]

Circles??!!

[@sunilkumarchandel9824]

Andrew wouldn't be Andrew without the front row 😂

[@earl-larsen]

same with russel peters lmao

[@SpaNkeee]

Andrew Schulz is just something else! The guy literally has no script just goes onto stage and plays/roasts with the crowd

[@notorioezz]

You handled that perfectly. I bet you did what relationship therapists fail to do just by using honest humor. 👏

[@sweatysausage3954]

this gotta be one of Andrew's best segments. i almost died laughing

[@StoneyVision]

This is one of the best comedians alive! No one has made me laugh harder during these times. Big ups!

[@Indi]

He tryna set my man up for success tho 😂🙌

[@jaymill121]

"Open her uppppppppp!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@IllDawgable]

Andrew is the ultimate villain in a comedic drama you hate to love

[@dannydacruz7698]

Man Andrew really knows how to tie a joke together to funny😂🙌🏽

[@Sheen023]

Respect to all the virgins out there saving for marriage.✌️

[@takieddiine5048]

It's hard asf

[@Sheen023]

@@takieddiine5048 😂

[@commanda3536]

Amen

[@rrchicken117]

Virgins by choice? Who's choice though xD

[@Maz-zb9uf]

Saving yourself for disappointment,

[@IScreamedWolf]

Your crowd work is something serious lmao

[@greenblackswerl]

I wish that I had his ability to be so quick witted. He’s just on, ALL the time. Such a talented dude.

[@derekseven1647]

This man's spontaneous humor is genius. He could just pick on someone in the crowd and go for a while that's very creative.

[@seeworthyglass2880]

Im watching this in a Publix break room cracking up right now. This was great! Thanks for making my day before I go back to work.

[@kuza3318]

I bet Andrew happy as fuck the country opening back up after Akash peer pressured him into buying Bitcoin at its peak.

[@casual80sgamerguy14]

You are definitely on your way to being one of the goats fam!

[@ayushagarwal14996]

Dude the improvisation from circle to Olympic circle is awesome

[@Tom-PlaylistKing-Smith]

I want one of my sons to meet this lady. What a blessing. That young man should hold on to her.

[@pwbets6386]

The crowd work is second to none. I do not know how someone can consistently come up with so much material on the fly. 200 IQ right here

[@nickeyd1ckery]

I genuinely did a spit-take at "S S S S S SORRYYY"

[@john8480]

“s-s-s-sorrrrry”😂💀

[@Gregory-ud6zq]

It’s crazy how good at improv he is

[@mikesayers5157]

Andrew, keep doing what you do. Love your interaction with the audience and you are incredibly funny. Respect from South Africa.

[@thisistodd190]

Andrew Shultz the only one keeping comedy going. GOAT

[@whiteowl2092]

He gon be ready. He practicing every day.

[@tammyjohnson8161]

This young woman is a good girl. And he is such a great man.

[@Anigkutulhu]

That first time together, they'll be thinking of Andrew. 😂

[@shadylemons101]

Schulz is one of the greatest. Hilarious and relevant jokes off the top of his head. Wow.

[@adamorsmthing123]

2:07 guy in the background laughing jesus

[@moonlightstargem1006]

She’s blessed she never had sex with a man. U start itching & men carry diseases because they f too many women. She does not need to feel bad for not having xxx. You can tell she’s uncomfortable. Xxx is healthy for every human. It is sad when virgins are denied xxx. But i am telling you it would be better to be a virgin sometimes. Because relationships are heart breaking. Xxx is probably the best part of a relationship. And it’s not even the end all be all either. Don’t ever feel bad if you ain’t gettin any. You are healthy!! FEEL BLESSED no one tainted you yet! YOU ARE PURE!! the moment you have xxx people make you feel bad for it. They slut shame you and everything. It’s not easier on the other side sweet heart. His D could be trash that’s right!! And most of the time they are not nice to women in relationships. Babe, ur not missing out on anything. Unless he really treats you right, women are not missing out

[@latebloomers9410]

Omg one of the funniest clips of comedy I’ve ever heard. Damn near had to pull over. Really crying and laughing out loud omg, I love how raw and unafraid he is to go there.

[@stevesanchez1975]

I love Andrew so much, all of his videos are gold 😩

[@LongLiveCoffee]

0:35 a moment of silence for my girl in black leather jacket

[@MamiTT237]

Lol Publix marble cake??? Oh dear lord! 😂😂😂

[@maverick3069]

Andrew you owe me a laptop! I spit out my coffee on it laughing watching this! That olympic logo joke was pure brilliance!

[@brycekamin]

The Olympic joke had me dead

[@samsheepdog697]

The intersection of circles actually look like pussies

[@sunilkumarchandel9824]

At his comedy show back benches are more costly

[@sherifmourad79]

hhhhhh....i dont think i'd do first row

[@tanearichardson8989]

😂😂😂 I love the setup

[@machinesandthings7121]

I love that you put up all the crowd work. Wish more comics would do this.

[@allanjim3]

He’s the 👑 of crowd work and just keeps getting better.

[@mehraanaa]

I'm a virgin and i was uncomfortable the whole time i watched this🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SiberianExile]

Respect it takes real strength

[@maeganlozano7058]

Same lol. Damn uncomfortable but I was laughing at the same time

[@srslee5966]

No one cares

[@nessyness5447]

@@SiberianExile or not, for some people is pretty easy XD

[@SiberianExile]

@@nessyness5447 ofc for losers its like breathing.

[@carlpedro8427]

She's not saving herself for marriage, but she's been holding out for a year? My guy needs to cut his losses and move on.

[@filipivan5125]

True, too old for that waiting game.

[@elijahwise3060]

I was looking for this comment smh. This guy...

[@Wesspinna]

She sound real dumb too

[@crise1]

She not even that baggable, like 6.3 on the dime piece scale.

[@vickysharma6561]

@@crise1more like a 5 on her best days lol

[@phaserra]

I like his improv skills, it's just you start to notice his topics sometimes are all sex jokes. Maybe because a lot of couples listen in, but still.

[@recklessyouth1]

Ho gbc⁷

[@faithj6730]

Yeahh, same.

[@redclayscholar620]

Sex jokes? Eh, fuck it. 😉

[@kari8187]

That first “sorry” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@AutomationCodeMonkey]

This dude legit looks like he loves his life tellin jokes, fuckin love it.

[@evanabbott2737]

“She don’t want nothin’ that starts with a D!😔” 😂

[@High_Key]

The only cream left just somehow worked out so perfectly. No way that was intended.

[@Rahul_bhardwaj2024]

He is so good at it, I really doubt he even prepares for the show. Schulz and Anthony Jeselnik are hands down the best in their art !

[@rolandmeyer3729]

Hey, proxy catapult, Bill Burr says hi.

[@genemounce8302]

2:45...and I'm slap'n an invisible mic against my leg LMFAO !

[@irandude1655]

Andrew: what a sweet girl. Let me ruin her. 😂

[@blackwaterpictures876]

Papaya. My moms offered me some as a kid, I was like nah I don’t like it. She said, you will one day...

[@nessyness5447]

Imagine if you had then come out as gay and could tell her " see? I told you i didn't like it"

[@yurielcundangan9090]

Gal: D Game Virgin Schulzy: CIRCLES

[@yurielcundangan9090]

DOLLA: Picked by Max Kellerman Also EM: Fate of the Universe?!

[@baddestmanontheplanet7338]

That was amazing! Andrew keeps getting better. You’re on 🔥 son

[@mohlachi]

This guy is the master of crowd-work. The way he'll be free-styleing hecklers on the spot is amazing! Jokes just roll off his tongue. My new favourite comedian.

[@eerie_genetics8459]

He’s always looking out for the bros

[@miguellovos5525]

His crowd work is beyond anyone’s besides the legend

[@AndrewD624]

She's not waiting for marriage, but she hasn't got with the dude after a year? Something wrong here

[@Daniel_deez_nutz]

For reallll, red flag 🚩

[@dasaniwaterdude9439]

Probably shit-testing him tbh, seeing how long he'll stick around to see how much he values her.

[@amunra7390]

These bitches never know what they want. They frustrate and break good men’s pockets. He needs to stop simpin and get a real one.

[@billwayne6775]

They going to break up and she’ll have sex with the next guy in two weeks

[@AEHudg]

Ya'll tripping, she investing too (time, emotions, thoughts and energy) you give all of that plus ya body 2 a cat that's gone switch up soon as he get it or a lil while after. He not doing something right if she don't feel safe enough to give it up. Period.

[@michaelsabando7962]

0:36 Man really didn’t get his fist bump 😭

[@danielonline7181]

I am definitely going alone to his show and sitting in the back

[@syedzohair]

Cakes are officially ruined😂

[@shivasantosht]

I had a 18 hrs work day crash, came to youtube, this is first thing that popped, made me laugh, thanks Schulzy 🙋🏽‍♂️ 🇮🇳

[@isaachauzel149]

Has anyone notice that Andrew's colour blocking on his outfits are always on point😂😂

[@JustinBlastoff]

Schulz would roast the shit out of me good god I’m glad I get to laugh at others expense lol

[@themagicjuand]

0:36 damn she left her hangin.

[@toenail]

to many its just sex and its not that important but to others its becomes a drug. the dude really loves her and thats pretty badass

[@nessyness5447]

Plot twist: the boyfriend is actuay in the asexual spectrum and is mostly indiferent to s*x, he only did it before out of curiosity and is equally ok with both options: doing it again with someone he loves sometimes or never do it again at all.

[@toenail]

@@nessyness5447 and how do you know this plot twist??

[@nessyness5447]

@@toenail ..i don't, it was a joke. You know, when people say in comments " plot twist" and then make up a possible plot twist.

[@toenail]

@@nessyness5447 ain't gonna lie, I feel embarrassed and gullible.. well played

[@p.s.5135]

I love these simple people

[@misspattifromcali.6955]

The butter cream bit... HILARIOUS 😂😂😂😂😂

[@UnosHombreBlanco]

I can't begin to explain this mans comedy, it's stupendous.

[@malharchindarkar3273]

lets pretend we didn't see the bald spot.

[@danielhernandez3915]

From who?

[@lookwhatsnext]

I'm bald like really bald but you can clearly see Andrew has a very slight patch a couple inches behind his front hairline. Who gives a fuck

[@malharchindarkar3273]

@@lookwhatsnext nobody does, we all love him

[@treyjetson5320]

Hmm didnt actually see it.

[@dhairyaagarwal5652]

King of crowd work👑

[@raimundoj888]

0:35 look at the chick on the left getting ignored lol

[@armandopleitos8583]

0:35 the lady sitting with the couple got left hanging 😂🤦🏽‍♂️

[@sebastiancallemesa724]

He’s fucking back!! Took a sec but Shulzys crowd work is better than ever

[@GWorksGrow]

Give a around of applause to the virgin not the guy lol

[@SGTPandaOfficial]

The “SoOoOOoORrrYy” hit different 😂😂😂

[@guesswho6925]

She is a role model! Very rare! Good on her

[@sparda9060]

The master at working crowds.... Went in not expecting much from this topic but killed that shit (no pun intended) in the end roflmao...

[@lebronjames2864]

My dawg, how can I watch this whole show? I'm from south america so I can't go live, do you upload them somewhere?

[@mr.bitches6263]

Try a VPN perhaps

[@h3rmitag327]

Andrew's crowd work is just stupid good bro, this man is hella cunning with humor

[@anmolmonga178]

Only thing that looks circle looking is Andrew's bald spot

[@baltimorefan5642]

This guy

[@ashleycrystal9719]

This guy

[@anmolmonga178]

@@baltimorefan5642 ???

[@justinibatzchi7970]

This Guy

[@NullDogma]

man said nahh real quick lol

[@loganstayton6602]

man when you fucking said "If I waited a whole year I am going to disappoint you xD" bro I was DYING. and the way you said it. legend lol.

[@amknight7085]

3:26 dead

[@juliannakaberovsky4545]

She is beautiful and respectable woman!!!

[@kangimwangi1397]

There is scripted comedy and then there is crowd work. The amount of creativity to come up with funny shit on the fly is just impressive. In crowd work, this man is unbeatable.

[@bbbbbbb51]

Out of everyone living, yeah.