"A white guy with a moustache, about 6 foot 3!" "Awfully big moustache"
@mrkeefor3 жыл бұрын
I love that line too.
@madleprechaun34313 жыл бұрын
Yeah 😂
@pimpbisquick70363 жыл бұрын
He's not wrong.
@ImALefty083 жыл бұрын
I love that no matter how corny the jokes are, the way he delivers them somehow turns them super funny.
@MinhaFamiliaAQBJJ3 жыл бұрын
Lol i came here just for that line!!
@Quicksilver_Cookie4 жыл бұрын
"Do you gamble, lieutenant?" - "Every time I order out". This is gold.
@Keepingitrespectfulmostly.4 жыл бұрын
That is definitely true.
@coreyform5633 жыл бұрын
I think its because people spit in cops food
@madleprechaun34313 жыл бұрын
😂
@zimbabwianjesus13693 жыл бұрын
Many humans are dirty filths, who can't even keep themself clean, then how do you expect them to handle food, that they aint even gonna eat themself, when nobody else is watching. Good thing is the human stomach is a beast and can handle a lot.
@suave-rider3 жыл бұрын
@@zimbabwianjesus1369 KFC hasnt killed anyone
@IWanderedAsACloud4 жыл бұрын
His analogies are the best: "Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel things out." "Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes."
@AnAdorableWombat2 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@lllBASlll2 жыл бұрын
Like a more colourfull and less depressing Max Payne.
@jeffnaslund2 жыл бұрын
Simile, actually 🙂
@CyborgNinja72 жыл бұрын
I'm going to use these one day.
@listerofsmeg8842 жыл бұрын
33.3 is probably the weakest of the trilogy, but does have the best of those
@fatmayo2293 Жыл бұрын
Her: "Do you realize because of you, this city is being overrun by baboons?" Frank: " Well isn't that the fault of the voters?"
@jagfromtexas Жыл бұрын
How true.
@rogerc4963 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@kerzytibok3211 Жыл бұрын
Explains MAGA completely 🤣🤣
@corneduplessis869711 ай бұрын
Bro, this line was wild 😂😂
@EGRJ10 ай бұрын
@@kerzytibok3211bait
@benjamineckford17184 жыл бұрын
Not Naked Gun but a line from Police Squad “We’re sorry to come at a time like this ma’am. We would’ve come earlier but your husband wasn’t dead then”
@martinputt64213 жыл бұрын
Cigarette?
@peter_deignan3 жыл бұрын
@@martinputt6421 Yes I know.
@ispartacus13373 жыл бұрын
God I really want to do that job for a day just so I can say this out loud and it make perfect sense.
@ALJ90003 жыл бұрын
Same title my guy
@rocketrockstar81713 жыл бұрын
I'm a locksmith and I'm a locksmith!
@willmolinar5 жыл бұрын
"Frank, you haven't shot anyone in six months!" "That's true. It's funny how you miss the little things."
@yorgunsamuray4 жыл бұрын
@Jamie Nicholls he briefly passed off.
@Felipe19773 жыл бұрын
ffs 😂😂
@demonia28483 жыл бұрын
Didn't he also say something like "The next time I shoot someone I could be arrested". That cracked me up
@listerofsmeg8843 жыл бұрын
Hey, look, the missing evidence from the Kilner case. My God, he WAS innocent! 'he went to the chair two years ago Frank...'
@demonia28483 жыл бұрын
@@listerofsmeg884 🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅
@rfletch623 жыл бұрын
"He was innocent all along!" "He went to the chair 2 years ago, Frank."
@Ronkarona3 жыл бұрын
Look the missing evidence
@07jaworski072 жыл бұрын
wasn't it three years ago?
@rixxy9204 Жыл бұрын
it was in his filing cabinet the whole time...🤣
@shriharihudli Жыл бұрын
Poor Kellner, they fried an innocent man! RIP
@paulbowman50153 ай бұрын
That to me was hilarious 🤣 gets me every time 😅
@katarinadropuljic3024 Жыл бұрын
Lets also thank the writers who came up with these great lines
@skylinerunner1695 Жыл бұрын
Very good point. They make the actors look smart, cool and funny.
@idleber Жыл бұрын
Bogami da!
@AceNinja2112 Жыл бұрын
@@idleber My thoughts exactly!
@jeremypnet Жыл бұрын
From the scripts of Police Squad.
@paulf2898 Жыл бұрын
But no one could deliver them like Leslie Nielson 😂he was frank drebin
@Red_Lanterns_Rage6 жыл бұрын
I miss Leslie Neilsen...guy started out doing serious roles but always wanted to do comedy then finally got the chance and nailed it every time....
@whodeanimania7126 жыл бұрын
yes...he was in forbidden planet.. great film
@ECO4735 жыл бұрын
As good as he was as a serious actor, Nielsen really found his niche...and his legend...when he went into comedy. I miss him also.
@leebob865 жыл бұрын
I CAN HOLD MY BREATH FOR A LONG, LONG TIME!!!!!!!! Creep show
@jumb0j0ck5 жыл бұрын
"...and don't call me Shirley."
@stefankrautz90485 жыл бұрын
I saw Leslie Nielsen in a episode of Columbo, always waited for the jokes. ^^
@willr87646 жыл бұрын
The genius of the Naked Gun is that Frank Drebben does seem to know he's in a movie... but he seems utterly convinced it's an action movie and not a ridiculous comedy.
@ADogNamedStay6 жыл бұрын
I thought they started with an a/m, but changed it to comedy when they previewed and reviewed the cut footage. I hypothesize someone with a German or eastern European helped put it together and when it was reviewed once or twice it just got more hilarious. Just my honest take on the materials reviewed. Generally most things of genius come by accident.
@K3zster6 жыл бұрын
Nah it was comedy through and through. It span off from a TV series called Police Squad (which is also hilarious). Written by the guys who did Airplane.
@rolandofgilead436 жыл бұрын
you want funny? check out the kentucky fried movie from (1977) that's done by those same guys too.. but warning don't let kids watch it it's so not a movie for kids
@DerTeke6 жыл бұрын
I´ve read, that Leslie Nielsen was able to talk those lines without even smiling. He was dead serious, no matter what he said. That was his talent. Every other actor who auditioned cracked and started laughing.
@tommyjohn176 жыл бұрын
He gave an interview once where he said the reason it worked was he delivered the lines as serious/honest, and let the situation and writing make it funny. He said if I had ever tried to act as a comedian, it would never have worked.
@devinpetersen23876 жыл бұрын
" like a blind man in a orgy i was gonna have to feel things out" best line ever!
@killerseddie82956 жыл бұрын
Not even close. "I like my sex the way I played basketball...One on one and with as little dribbling as possible"
@sk3reviews1816 жыл бұрын
I was sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish market.
@SmashPortal6 жыл бұрын
"Like a midget at a urinal, I was gonna have to stay on my toes."
@stevanjanjic61095 жыл бұрын
Fuken mad
@klausweasley5 жыл бұрын
I like, "Like a eunuch in an orgy, I'm just gonna have to watch!"
@josephmirra31743 жыл бұрын
Jane: Nightcap? Frank: No thank you. I don't wear one. Lol.
@markwillingham53434 ай бұрын
One of the funniest lines I’ve ever heard
@jonadams55473 жыл бұрын
“Who are you and how’d you get in here?” “I’m a locksmith...and I’m a locksmith?”
@markh.66873 жыл бұрын
Surely you can't be serious?!
@Darkwolf77733 жыл бұрын
@@markh.6687 he is serious. And don’t call him Shirley
@markh.66873 жыл бұрын
@@Darkwolf7773 I'm afraid I can't tell you for another two hours....
@jnordne23 жыл бұрын
The feeling is mutual
@TouYubeKids3 жыл бұрын
@@markh.6687 You can't take a guess for another two hours?
@jennangel1223974 жыл бұрын
"I was surrounded by pimps, rapists, and murderers. It was like being in the stands at a Raiders game."
@TheInkPitOx4 жыл бұрын
I didn't start following the Raiders until they returned to Oakland. I'm too young to remember their time in Los Angeles.
@Darkswordz3 жыл бұрын
@@TheInkPitOx Don't worry, the quote is still remarkably true.
@Jebu9113 жыл бұрын
@@Darkswordz Its sad that a savage joke like that wouldn't even be allowed in today's cinema.
@MatthewChristianMurray3 жыл бұрын
@@Jebu911 - joke?
@ELJimO19853 жыл бұрын
Ironically still relevant
@gaiusjuliuspleaser5 жыл бұрын
"Drebin!" "Frank!" "You're both right."
@robertloveall48424 жыл бұрын
This is the best line in the whole movie
@Superintendent_ChaImers2 жыл бұрын
To say "greatest lines" is impossible when the entire series is pure gold.
@JB-tz8fu Жыл бұрын
I just wanna tell you good luck.....we're all counting on you 😂😂
@TheCallToArms16 жыл бұрын
"He was Caucasian, with a mustache, about 6 foot 3." "Awfully big mustache..." 😂😂😂
@helmutschmacker37913 жыл бұрын
😂
@kay_bgeneral10963 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@robertpatter5509 Жыл бұрын
"This place changes you" " Yeah? In what way?" " I used to be white. I was a drummer for the Osmonds" " He'll make you feel pain like yo never felt before" " I know. I remember the Osmonds"
@jeffpitts11635 жыл бұрын
"Like a midget at a urinal, i was gonna have to stay on my toes." 😂😂😂
@mitchk.19734 жыл бұрын
😂
@supersoaker31774 жыл бұрын
Lol. "Like a blind man in an orgy, i will have to feel my way around"
@StanielTarantino4 жыл бұрын
Lmao love it!
@supersoaker31774 жыл бұрын
@Furio ah yes, thats it, thank you my good man 😁
@jackiebayliss4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@mayisuppose4 жыл бұрын
Missed one of my favourites: "When you're husband wakes up, he's always welcome back on Police Squad" "Unless he's a drooling vegetable, but that's just common sense."
@ALJ90003 жыл бұрын
I mean, he’s not wrong. 🤷♂️
@dr.brinebasterd89822 жыл бұрын
Not a man's gonna rest until we bring your husband's shooter to justice....now, how about some lunch
@turtleflipper99352 жыл бұрын
they missed mine too: "What would a boxer be doing in the red light district?" "Sex, Frank?" "not now Ed, we've got workto do."
@ekathe853 жыл бұрын
I seriously can't believe how Leslie Nielsen could deliver those lines without cracking up, even less with such a straight face
@nicholasfarrell5981 Жыл бұрын
Probably because he played serious roles before getting cast in Police Squad!, so he was used to keeping his cool.
@WoodworkingforAnyone Жыл бұрын
Multiple takes
@ncapone878 ай бұрын
Do you think they only do one take?
@AbbaZabbaOlyFrn5 ай бұрын
Leslie Nelson was the king of deadpan comedy 😂
@HelghastTrooper5 жыл бұрын
"This place here changes a man." "Oh yeah? In what way?" *"I used to be white."*
@VTdarkangel5 жыл бұрын
One of the best lines of all time
@GrowthruGod4 жыл бұрын
Foster brooks line to Ali on Dean Martin
@MatthewChristianMurray4 жыл бұрын
I was the drummer for the Osmonds.
@legioner94 жыл бұрын
I wonder what was Drebin thinking when the other cell mate said that. 😂
@cleversonsutil44954 жыл бұрын
Nowadays this dioalog would be prohibited!
@Steve-cc4tl4 жыл бұрын
How he kept a straight face delivering some of those lines was incredible!!!!
@cephalopod73003 жыл бұрын
The king of deadpan delivery
@BeauTylerMakesMusic2 жыл бұрын
He was a serious actor. His trick was just to play it dead serious. Brilliant.
@davidemiable Жыл бұрын
there must have been many takes
@russellherbert9670 Жыл бұрын
YES 😂
@HenryRaeburn367 Жыл бұрын
Do you think they filmed these scenes, on the first take 🤣🤣
@probablynotmyname85215 жыл бұрын
“She reminded me of my mother alright.” Best punchline ever.
@dilibau5 жыл бұрын
Probably Not my name ...no doubt about it.
@bonedtothestone74085 жыл бұрын
Con Man You’re right it’s probably not your name
@85Zeroangel5 жыл бұрын
It's such a good line.
@richl47694 жыл бұрын
I love it, though I prefer "I'm such a lucky woman." Frank: "So am I"
@christophersuswal95444 жыл бұрын
"Snap out of it Frank! You're looking at her like she was your mother for Christ's sake."
@katarinadropuljic3024 Жыл бұрын
I just love how he always looks confused and at the end he always solves the case and saves the world, love Leslie Nielsen
@bradkehler46854 жыл бұрын
"Nice beaver." Most awkward moment I've had in a movie theatre with my dad sitting next to me.
@theunknownstuntman40104 жыл бұрын
My mate burst out laughing while watching this (at home though) and his dad gave him the suspicious side eye, he was about 11 at the time lol
@FirstLast-di5sr4 жыл бұрын
Really my dad was cracking up 🤣
@justintime13434 жыл бұрын
Funniest line in the movie! Not sure why that would be "awkward", unless your dad's an extreme prude...or maybe Amish.
@bradkehler46854 жыл бұрын
Mennonite. Which is closely related to Amish but different? Yeah, still awkward
@justintime13434 жыл бұрын
@@bradkehler4685 Apparently, I pretty much nailed it. Surprised that Mennonites even watch movies...particularly featuring bawdy humor.
@jay_dun4 жыл бұрын
Mimi: "Is this some kind of bust?" Frank: "well it's very impressive yes, but we need to ask you a few questions."
@zagnorch13363 жыл бұрын
They carried that one over from the Police Squad! TV show.
@elduquecaradura14683 жыл бұрын
@@zagnorch1336 in color!
@rollforever859 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@garrghhh6 ай бұрын
The look - of sort of befuddlement and then, I think, the mixing in of a little disgust - on HER face (Mimi's) absolutely caps the exchange. Nielsen was phenomenal, and a surprising number of lines (w/ his superb delivery) are hilarious basically 'in a vacuum', IMO (i.e., no 'foil' required / without even a 'reaction shot' or what have you). But, here and there, his castmates absolutely drive home the ... 'full delivery'. IMO, this is one of those instances! Kudos to both Nielsen and Kate O'Sullivan! Hilarious! 👏👏
@iBlewupthemoon984 жыл бұрын
"They mean long hours, dangerous nights, and being surrounded by some of the scummiest elements in our society" "You want me to be in your cabinet?" That's a new level of savagery right there.
@patagualianmostly74373 жыл бұрын
But soooooooooooooooooo accurate.
@jakehughes7353 жыл бұрын
I still understand what that means can sum1 please tell me
@warden-18943 жыл бұрын
@@jakehughes735 the joke is that the President’s cabinet would be filled with politicians.
@jakehughes7353 жыл бұрын
@@warden-1894 Ohhhhhhhhh😂😂😂😂thanks my guy
@DP-zd8fr3 жыл бұрын
What's funnier is, politicians continue to be passionate about living up to that description to this day.
@AP-rs3js Жыл бұрын
"I didnt see your name on the guest list" "Nothing to be embarrassed about, I sometimes go by maiden name" 🤨 Brilliant!
@yochitoranaga5 жыл бұрын
He was the master of deadpan comedy. He is truly missed.
@B1G_Dave6 жыл бұрын
"You might end up dead is my middle name." "What about Jane?" "I don't know her middle name."
@STATRIMC953 жыл бұрын
"You might end up dead!" "You might end up dead is my middle name!" "What about Jane?" "I don't know her middle name..." I'm literally dying everytime, best line ever!
@polreamonn2 жыл бұрын
Might be the reason why their marriage is unsteady.
@0MoTheG Жыл бұрын
Some of these and Inspector Cluosoe jokes remind me of what an autistic person might answer.
@DesertMike Жыл бұрын
When GK said how about Jane I thought for should sure he was going to say I like the middle name I got.
@plavsenovic2 жыл бұрын
"Drebin?" "Frank?" "You're both right."
@sticksman19795 жыл бұрын
"Cuban?" "No, Dutch-Irish. My father was from Wales."
@winnerwinner88945 жыл бұрын
Lmaooooo
@albanianking64024 жыл бұрын
sticksman1979 haha his seriousness kills me everytime.
@L1Lassassin12244 жыл бұрын
*Scot-Irish
@archsteel74 жыл бұрын
Best part of that quote is that Wales isn't in Ireland or the Netherlands.
@fuscinula4 жыл бұрын
In the French translation, he says: No, Anglo-Irish, my father was Swiss-German.
@ExaltedDuck6 жыл бұрын
Missed one of the best ones: Drebin undercover as a locksmith, breaks into a suspect's office and is discovered "Who are you? How'd you get in here?" "I'm a locksmith... and ... I'm a locksmith..."
@Red_Lanterns_Rage6 жыл бұрын
Wasn't that Police Squad and not Naked Gun??
@ultimateman556 жыл бұрын
Indeed it was Police Squad. But a great line anyway!
@slappymcgillicuddy75326 жыл бұрын
"I'm Al Ocksmith, and I'm a locksmith!"
@kjamison59515 жыл бұрын
ExaltedDuck Didn’t he also include a line about his key store (keyster)? Classic comedy!
@RS250Squid5 жыл бұрын
@@kjamison5951 *Bad dude* "Nice place. Y'know this is a rough neighbourhood. Bet you'd hate to have something happen to your little key store" *Drebin* "What about my little keister?" *Bad dude* "Key *STORE*"
@133Nomad5 жыл бұрын
“You do realize that because of you, this city is overrun by baboons?” “Well, isn’t that the fault of the voters?” Ba-dum-tisst
@koolkooldood13934 жыл бұрын
NomadOne33 I really want to like this but it’s at 420 likes. Edit: I have liked since it is no longer at 420 likes.
@teacherfromthejungles66714 жыл бұрын
@@koolkooldood1393 it's over five hundred already
@mariokarter134 жыл бұрын
"I want a world where the Democrats will put somebody up here worth voting for!"
@mar0z4 жыл бұрын
Most Golden gold XD
@davejmarble4 жыл бұрын
@Ilse B Jesus Christ get a load of this guy.
@fredrikolsson51789 ай бұрын
Nordberg: "Heroine Frank......heroine....." Drebin: "That's a tall order Nordberg....you've got to give me a few days on that one".
@adamloga37884 ай бұрын
As funny as it is, it's also a bit touching that he was willing to get heroin on short notice for a friend.
@RenegadeVile6 жыл бұрын
God I miss this kind of quick and witty humor...
@paleface1716 жыл бұрын
Yup, it's much like the Ozone, you don't miss it until its gone.
@renzoalvau6 жыл бұрын
Me too.
@mrcaboosevg60896 жыл бұрын
It's not quick witted though, it's not like it's live...
@garjonalpha6 жыл бұрын
@@mrcaboosevg6089 Actually, Police Squad got cancelled _because_ the humor was too smart.
@mam3626 жыл бұрын
you know he has writers, right?
@Jonconji6 жыл бұрын
“Do you gamble lieutenant?” “Every time I order out” That delivery had me dead 😂😂😂😂😂
@jamarrogers29855 жыл бұрын
Funniest shhhh ever 😂😂 😂
@TheFaveteLinguis5 жыл бұрын
Don't get it. Explain please, I am foreign.
@normandowser80295 жыл бұрын
@@TheFaveteLinguis Some places aren't that clean and you could get sick, not so bad nowadays with Yelp.
@YBI4264 жыл бұрын
Well, this is relevant now. Lmao.
@manu144x4 жыл бұрын
Norman Dowser No, it’s because a lot of restaurants cheat on take outs because they assume you’ll be home and too lazy to come back and complain. Maybe they put less, or they give you something else, stuff like that.
@joseph97706 жыл бұрын
Rest in peace Nielsen. One of the few people that could make my miserable ass laugh.
@janfairclough69824 жыл бұрын
Joseph x
@KingreX324 жыл бұрын
Felt that one.
@WoodworkingforAnyone Жыл бұрын
Sorry it is hard for you to laugh. Sincerely.
@Rosbif489 ай бұрын
"I'm sure we can settle this like grown-ups, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn't that right, Mr. Poopy Pants!"
@justincarter59386 ай бұрын
My Favorite Line 😂😂😂
@BiohazardBunney5 жыл бұрын
"He'll make you feel pain like you've never felt before." "I know, I remember the Osmonds."
@backalleycqc47904 жыл бұрын
By far my favourite line ...
@dianaprince67432 жыл бұрын
Would you be interested in a Naked Gun fanfic?
@neil29056 жыл бұрын
"Jane, how are the children." 'We never had any.' "Oh".....
@lolbots6 жыл бұрын
lol!
@aleksanderpagels2885 жыл бұрын
Will be me as a parent
@leetskeet44766 жыл бұрын
"Didnt i want to adopt that 18 yr old Korean girl?" I almost pissed myself
@mhos69405 жыл бұрын
Whe the movie came out I was stationed in Korea & the theater was full of GIs & Koreans. All the GIs went nuts with that line & Koreans didn't get it at all.👍
@Celisar14 жыл бұрын
M Hos I‘d rather guess they didn’t think that’s funny.
@gmalcolms5 ай бұрын
@@Celisar1 It was a reference to Woody Allen, in case you didn't know
@Demir4821 Жыл бұрын
"Do you gamble luitenent? " "Every time I order out" 😂😂
@maazali88894 ай бұрын
I didn't get this one.
@TheUglyFishАй бұрын
@@maazali8889 Gambling on whether the food is going to make him sick or not
@mylovesongs24296 жыл бұрын
Hapsburg: "I don't recall seeing your name on the guest list." Frank: "Nothing to be embarassed about. I sometimes go by my maiden name."
@danielcervi28645 жыл бұрын
my love songs I see a lot of familiar face lifts here
@stt5v20026 жыл бұрын
“We haven’t had a night like that in a long time.” “Not with each other.”
@michaelhull18135 жыл бұрын
As I was scrolling the comments, I was reading this one as the line happened. Weird.
@TheStapleGunKid5 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a joke Rodney Dangerfield would make.
@jkjives17863 жыл бұрын
@@TheStapleGunKid The Rodney joke was "My therapist told my wife and me to have sex 3 times a week. Now we'll never see each other." 😊
@holitinne5 жыл бұрын
“When she told me to : “Get out of my life forever!” I knew it was over.” Frank Drebin
@cyrussoxlegion11 ай бұрын
My favorite line was "Jane, when I'm with you, I notice things I've never noticed before, birds singing, flowers blooming... stoplights!"
@mooresoption82246 жыл бұрын
Is this some kind of bust? "Yeah it's pretty impressive" LOL
@StefanReich6 жыл бұрын
Yeah so good
@TheHelghast11386 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahaha!!! XD
@paul164515 жыл бұрын
The year Nielsen died I passed out ribbons with both those quotes at a convention!
@BurnedSpace5 жыл бұрын
but we need to ask you some questions
@dateharshal5 жыл бұрын
I lost it at this one!
@yankees4ever5045 жыл бұрын
"It's like the arduous task of sex. It seems to go on forever, and just when you think things are going your way, nothing happens". GREATEST QUOTE EVER!!
@HoucKSF4 жыл бұрын
"The next time I shoot somebody... I could be arrested”. This movie was ahead of it's time.
@Alex-nu4cb4 жыл бұрын
I was looking for this comment
@Crazydave-by3si4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha there’s a line in one of them where they recognize him for shooting more drug dealers than any other cop and he goes “to be fair, I accidentally hit one with my car while changing the radio. Fortunately he happened to be a drug dealer”
@jldldr39334 жыл бұрын
No. It was not ahead of its time. It has been like this for centuries. But it is only now that we're catching up and protesting to a minimally adequate scale.
@walterpaton86984 жыл бұрын
Not sure if this movie could be made.
@ChrisAurora4 жыл бұрын
Or even "I wanna live in a world where the Democrats puts up someone worth voting for." SMH
@deirdre1082 жыл бұрын
"I just think about baseball". LN can really deliver a line.
@R2Parmly5 жыл бұрын
"Lieutenant." "The feeling is mutual." "..."
@donatodiniccolodibettobardi8424 жыл бұрын
What's the joke here? I'm not a native speaker, so if there's a pun I'm not seeing it.
@noofonehoo4 жыл бұрын
@@donatodiniccolodibettobardi842 when someone greets you with "it's nice to see you again" or "glad to make your acquaintance" you can respond with 'the feeling is mutual', which just means you think it's nice to see THEM again as well or that you're glad to make THEIR acquaintance too. ricardo greets drebin by just saying 'lieutenant', which you obviously can't reflect back on ricardo because 1) he's not a lieutenant and 2) even if he was there's no feeling expressed in that particular greeting.
@donatodiniccolodibettobardi8424 жыл бұрын
@@noofonehoo so, in this case Drebin simply didn't listen what was said snd assumed his own version? Thanks.
@Statalyzer4 жыл бұрын
@@donatodiniccolodibettobardi842 Yes, exactly - it was like he wasn't paying attention and just said a common response that didn't fit that situation. It would be similar if the first person just said "Hello" and Frank said "You're Welcome" back (which is normally a response to "Thank You" and not "Hello").
@snowinblood52434 жыл бұрын
@@Statalyzer I like your example.
@michaelwainscott26335 жыл бұрын
"I was surrounded by pimps, rapists and murderers. It was like being in the stands for a Los Angeles Raiders game!" LOLOLOLOL
@michaelwainscott26335 жыл бұрын
"Blowing away a fleeing suspect with my .44 Magnum used to be everything to me. I enjoyed it... well, who wouldn't?
@fabiank43964 жыл бұрын
Michael Wainscott haha
@walterpaton86984 жыл бұрын
Way, way ahead of time. Who knew.
@bozzemoggel32002 жыл бұрын
Best line Missing, as far as i remember, was a dialogue with His partner: "...why was he at the redlight district anyway?" "Sex, Frank?" "Uhm, No, thank you... We don't have time for that..."
@dianaprince67432 жыл бұрын
Hey would you be interested in a Naked Gun fanfic?
@Felipe19775 жыл бұрын
“Nice beaver“ “I just had it stuffed“ 😂😂😂
@dirkweems73646 жыл бұрын
Ludwig: Drebin! Jane: Frank! Frank: You're both right.
@martinsawyer1093 жыл бұрын
God, I miss Leslie. But let’s just take a moment to recognise Presilla too for her superb comic timing & talent. She looks pretty damn good too. “Nice beaver”. “Thanks. I just had it stuffed”. “Let me help you with that”. What a classic comic partnership made in heaven. RIP Leslie
@dianaprince67432 жыл бұрын
Would you be interested in a Naked Gun fanfic?
@BruceAlarie Жыл бұрын
and the suckable legs
@mooted5513 Жыл бұрын
Nice beaver, too!
@WoodworkingforAnyone Жыл бұрын
She was fantastic
@magicmulder Жыл бұрын
The German dub had “Nice fur”. 😂
@DirtyMardi Жыл бұрын
Leslie Nielsen and Lloyd Bridges are the two dead-pan comedy actors I think can never be replicated or topped. Just class!
@magicmulder Жыл бұрын
Dan Aykroyd as well (he’s still alive though).
@06maximaowner46 Жыл бұрын
I would also have to say Tim Conway! RIP
@ncapone878 ай бұрын
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue
@anatolyex3 жыл бұрын
" Like eating spoonful of Drano . Sure , it's cleans you out . But makes you hollow inside "....Such a deep thought !
@wavemaker20772 ай бұрын
I don't even know what is a drano.
@anatolyex2 ай бұрын
@@wavemaker2077 Google it .
@Tyranniod5 жыл бұрын
"The red light district. What could savage be doing there?" "Sex Frank?" "Er, not right now ed. Maybe later."
@bishopaz4 жыл бұрын
What movie was that from? I can't find the scene
@MatthewChristianMurray4 жыл бұрын
R Paz - it’s from the 2nd one.
@bishopaz4 жыл бұрын
@@MatthewChristianMurray Thank you
@MatthewChristianMurray4 жыл бұрын
@@bishopaz - No problem. Enjoy!
@londontrada4 жыл бұрын
What about when he's in the sex shop slagging them off and the guys like "oh hi Frank, we got that super suck 5000 you ordered"
@TheKlysk6 жыл бұрын
"Next time I shoot a man, I could get arrested!"
@DOSRetroGamer5 жыл бұрын
😢
@pacalvotan33802 жыл бұрын
I used to think this was the dumbest humor ever in a movie...yet here I am laughing my brains out 34 years later...just as I did when it first came out 😆. There's just something about deadpan humor that makes me laugh, and Leslie Nielson was the master of that.
@derrellthomas2392 жыл бұрын
The days of Leslie Nielsen and Peter Sellers were golden! 👍
@dianaprince67432 жыл бұрын
Hey would you be interested in a Naked Gun fanfic?
@theghostofthomasjenkins96438 ай бұрын
it was very dumb humor, but it was delivered in a genius way. it's pretty timeless.
@jasonkinzie88353 ай бұрын
Yes, but it was so dumb it was hilarious!
@DrVollKornBrot3 жыл бұрын
Just noticed, in the german version frank said "I've got ten more" instead of "i've got nine more" when jane sucks his finger, making the joke a litte dirtier.
@xfirty2x3 жыл бұрын
@@DFDalton1962 thats why she looks at him with a puzzled face like "you really want me to suck all your fingers?!"....
@mr.battle203 жыл бұрын
The reason "I've got nine more" works better is because Frank obviously doesn't get the innuendo, which is why Jane looks at him funny.
@johnkoops85413 жыл бұрын
There is one more: in the English version she says that she got her beaver recently stuffed, in the German dubbing it is combed! Seems they censored it a bit.
@user-bf6gz8ej4o3 жыл бұрын
@@DFDalton1962 I don't think so. In the German version it's not even a sexual joke, I guess. Jane awkwardly looks at him like "You've got eleven fingers...?"
@kp1flush3 жыл бұрын
Is everything dirtier in German? I know I am?
@Dolorin1233 жыл бұрын
"Why don't you wanna have a child" "Didn't i try to adopt that 18 year old Korean girl"
Bill Clinton enters the chat, saying "Yeah, Baby!"
@Stuart2674 жыл бұрын
Can we just take a second to appreciate how stunning Priscilla Presley was here?
@bruceguyman65404 жыл бұрын
No
@schneeroseful4 жыл бұрын
She was 46, 49 and 52 when the movies were shot.
@totallybored55264 жыл бұрын
She reminds me of my mother alright
@Aurinkohirvi4 жыл бұрын
@@schneeroseful You're kidding me! Not that women of that age can't look stunning, but she looked about twenty years younger.
@thedevilinthecircuit14144 жыл бұрын
"I recognize a lot of familiar face lifts." How apropos.
@titko10 Жыл бұрын
- Frank! - Drebin! - You're both right! 😂😂😂
@littlesinga3 жыл бұрын
“Do you speak French, Lieutenant?” “No, but I do kiss that way.”
@mylovesongs24296 жыл бұрын
"A body that could melt a cheese sandwich from across the room."
@bmla884 жыл бұрын
“The world is such a violent place.” “If it wasn’t, I’d be out of a job.”
@brianweatherman12072 жыл бұрын
My dad was a cop and had a new guy show up to work and was talking to my dad while he was at his desk. My dad remember this scene 3:06 and pulled out a file and said that same line.....lol 🤣! He said the look on the rookies face was both terror and trying not to laugh at the same time.
@allendulles2481 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@jordyboy3215 жыл бұрын
"Girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the orange bowl on new years day" "Goodyear?" "No, the worst..."
@rod97864 жыл бұрын
A standard, every day love story lol
@noahsherwood24454 жыл бұрын
Michelin
@Boemel4 жыл бұрын
wow took me years to get that
@Mrmegacalvin4 жыл бұрын
help me out here, i dont get it
@reginadea28214 жыл бұрын
@@Mrmegacalvin There's a model of blimp called the Goodyear Blimp. She was referring to the accident by the blimp, he thought she was asking him if it was a "good year".
@lonestar67096 жыл бұрын
_"I'm single! I love being single.......I haven't had this much sex since I was a boy-scout leader!"_ -Frank Drebin.
@billcutting12996 жыл бұрын
Republican jokes never get old!
@Badgerthegreat5 жыл бұрын
Well, he was dating a lot at the time.
@eenotana35635 жыл бұрын
@vawies Right? What's with the pedo jokes?
@joeldukes3035 жыл бұрын
EE NO TA NA it was the 80’s
@fredwright59544 жыл бұрын
@@billcutting1299 was Joe Biden a scout leader?
@hommie7894 жыл бұрын
"I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one and with as little dribbling as possible!" As I get older this just makes more sense.
@dianaprince67432 жыл бұрын
Hey would you be interested in a Naked Gun fanfic?
@yogidemis85132 жыл бұрын
Leslie Nielsen had that old school comedy style, not like today's comedians. He was the man, a legend! He is missed!
@gameplaysolotheblade Жыл бұрын
The term you're looking for is "deadpan". Utter nonsense or hilarity comes out while still maintaining a straight face. 😆
@WoodworkingforAnyone Жыл бұрын
He wasn't a comedian
@theghostofthomasjenkins96438 ай бұрын
@@WoodworkingforAnyone well, he was, but he was the straight man and a damn good one. the more serious he was during the chaos, the funnier he was.
@ironcito11016 жыл бұрын
"... go into a 7-Eleven without an interpreter" "Like a midget at a urinal, I was gonna have to stay on my toes" Those things wouldn't fly today.
@Jayfive2766 жыл бұрын
Yes they would. There's tons of politically incorrect stuff in movies and TV. It's just done slightly differently. Also there's ton of people claiming these things wouldn't fly today. These people are deluded or lying. Either way it's pretty tragic how they make up stuff to get annoyed with.
@Flantomas6 жыл бұрын
It would totally fly, if its well delivered and within context, just like this movies.
@mackcummy49766 жыл бұрын
and the in charge of a Haitian jail line.
@Flantomas6 жыл бұрын
MrHappyBollox , Ill have to argue that the reason Trump is the president of the US rests completely on the people who voted him. The far left extremists are so few and with so little consecuence in politics, that they only exist for the far right to point at as "the crazy left". If you voted the shittiest baby boomer still alive, own up to it.
@jeffheintz24886 жыл бұрын
they say shit like this All The Time on south park, family guy, etc.
@andrewthorne35706 жыл бұрын
Norburg: Drugs. Drebbin: Nurse, give this man some drugs! Can't you see he's in pain? Give him a shot, quickly! Norburg: No...Heroin! Heroin, Frank! Drebbin: Nordberg, that's a pretty tall order. Give me a couple of days on that one.
@dirtmuhgert47685 жыл бұрын
That sequence shoulda been in the vid!
@UliPonBoi5 жыл бұрын
Give me a couple of days hahahahaha
@dvgsun5 жыл бұрын
@@FingerPrince187 dude, he is a murderer
@thevrana5 жыл бұрын
D GR If the glove doesn't fit
@lordswine79625 жыл бұрын
Hahaha IIII love it.. I always liked how he goes Heroin. Heroin, Frank?.
@retroforager3 жыл бұрын
"is this a bust" "its impressive yes"
@rollforever859 ай бұрын
Had me dying 😂😂😂
@bsrlpar2 күн бұрын
Leslie was a great actor and had a great voice. I don't know how he kept a straight face. He was hilarious.
@clinteldorado6 жыл бұрын
“Is this some kinda bust?” “Well it’s very impressive, yes, but we need to ask you a few questions.”
@whodeanimania7124 жыл бұрын
out of police squad...but still FAF
@yellowblanka60583 ай бұрын
"Because guys like me are the last line between scum like him and the honest people of this town! Say Frank, we got in that Model D-83 sure-grip Swedish suck machine you ordered!" *she looks dubious* "It's a gift!"
@TheGiua19734 жыл бұрын
4:22 "Do you realize that because of you this city is being overrun by baboons?" "Well isn't that the fault of the voters?" *Rimshot*
@Baron_Blue_Max4 жыл бұрын
I used that line about adopting an 18 year old korean girl once. It was perfect. I met a woman in her mid-30s (same as me at the time), who is telling me about her 18 year old daughter. I said "you must have had her young". She said "no I adopted her. She's from Korea." I said "oh I've thought about doing that in the past." She said "adopting a child?" I said "no, adopting an 18 year old Korean girl". She was in shock for a few seconds, and then she burst out laughing. True story.
@julieporter78052 жыл бұрын
Her name wasn't Mia I hope. 😆
@Gggmanlives Жыл бұрын
This happened.
@Darksky1001able Жыл бұрын
@@Gggmanlives what the fuck, Gman? What are you doing here?
@zephyr8072 Жыл бұрын
Ricardo Montalban and Robert Goulet’s “what the hell is he saying?” reactions to Leslie’s deadpan nonsense were priceless.
@VikingTerror6 жыл бұрын
Yeah, you know a white guy. With a moustache, about 6 foot 3 - Awfully big moustache...
@nickm88746 жыл бұрын
Dennis Stuhr hahaha
@scotchbonnet76 жыл бұрын
kills me every time
@bighawn23196 жыл бұрын
Dennis Stuhr like a midget at a unrinal, I was gonna have to stay on my toes.
@alexandersteiner2136 жыл бұрын
Nielsen's was the greatest
@derrickwatson45976 жыл бұрын
"Like a blind man in an orgy, I was gonna have to feel it out"
@Chronocrits5 жыл бұрын
“I was the drummer for the Osmonds” “Screw with me, he’ll make you feel pain like you never felt before” “I know, I remember the Osmonds” 🤣
@dianaprince67432 жыл бұрын
Hey would you be interested in a Naked Gun fanfic?
@youchris675 жыл бұрын
"Hey, the missing evidence! He was innocent!"
@PlayingTarot5 жыл бұрын
"He went to the chair 2 years ago..."
@youchris675 жыл бұрын
@@PlayingTarot Too stone cold funny! Thanks for completing!
@julieporter78053 жыл бұрын
Poor Kelner.😉😆
@zirconiumdiamond14163 жыл бұрын
What I just noticed that makes this even funnier is that right before that line, he was talking about how life isn't fair.
@Bigfishfun3332 жыл бұрын
It's been scientifically proven that there can be no better video than a best-of Leslie Nielsen video.
@DramaQueen-im8qm6 жыл бұрын
Our Lady of the Worthless Miracle
@dlambethful6 жыл бұрын
Best one ever. LOL
@TheHelghast11386 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha!!!
@fruitcake4t6 жыл бұрын
catholics won't like that
@markjones1856 жыл бұрын
I've seen this film hundreds of times when I was younger but hearing that now just absolutely killed me!!!!
@sibsbubbles6 жыл бұрын
I had not noticed him drop that in before, or maybe I simply forgot that but hearing that one had me crying with laughter too
@jamesowen57024 жыл бұрын
"I want a world where you can eat a sea otter without getting sick!" Love that line. What a thing to have written!
@jasonmarin8187 Жыл бұрын
"I want a world where the Democrats will put somebody up there worth voting for."
@rogerc4963 Жыл бұрын
"I want a world where you can go to a 7-11 without needing an interpreter" 🤣🤣🤣
@jaybramer37435 жыл бұрын
"Like a midget at a urinal, I was gonna have to stay on my toes."
@jonmilligan8069 Жыл бұрын
A legend of his trade… Absolutely unique in style - there wasn’t one like him beforehand and unlikely to be one like him again! Still makes me laugh out loud! 💪
@kevincaldwell47074 жыл бұрын
The "is this some kind of bust?" line and his response always makes me laugh.
@Matt-rm5ir6 жыл бұрын
"I faked every orgasm." - Frank Drebin
@yellowblanka60583 ай бұрын
The serious way he says that and her disappointment after kills me.
@kato645 жыл бұрын
“Where’s your prison number?” “Its unlisted.” lol
@winnerwinner88945 жыл бұрын
Lolzzzz
@HaFannyHa2 жыл бұрын
I'm crying with laughter! Leslie was the master of the deadpan one liner - I miss him so much!
@callanbarclay12487 ай бұрын
We all miss that great man
@connorsrockincollection22485 жыл бұрын
“To go into a 7-11 without an interpreter ” 😂
@TheStapleGunKid5 жыл бұрын
We still can't do that today....
@connorsrockincollection22484 жыл бұрын
TheStapleGunKid can’t even go to public university class without a damn interpreter sometimes
@gregfaber34174 жыл бұрын
@@connorsrockincollection2248 oh boo hoo
@SuperEw1234 жыл бұрын
I don't have the context to understand this joke, can someone explain it to me
@SuperEw1234 жыл бұрын
@Mike oh thanks
@JamesGats2865 жыл бұрын
“The can’t kick you off the force Frank it’s just not fair” “I know Ed, just think, the next time I shoot somebody.... I could be arrested”
@KingreX324 жыл бұрын
This one is funny. Then I think about current events. It's still funny but a bit sobering
@Winther2k4 жыл бұрын
KingreX32 a
@EllRiver4 жыл бұрын
I'd say it's even funnier now a days.
@pf56583 жыл бұрын
“Like a blind man at an orgy, I was gonna have to feel things out.” I love these darn movies. I laugh my ass to tears every time I watch them.
@thedude852611 ай бұрын
Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes 😂. I, too, love these movies.
@jeffsims8270 Жыл бұрын
0:31 - "...he's in the intensive care ward at our lady of the worthless miracle." 🤣🤣🤣