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Leslie Nielsen's Greatest Naked Gun Lines

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@davidguiney1746
@davidguiney1746 4 жыл бұрын
"A white guy with a moustache, about 6 foot 3!" "Awfully big moustache"
@mrkeefor
@mrkeefor 3 жыл бұрын
I love that line too.
@madleprechaun3431
@madleprechaun3431 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah 😂
@pimpbisquick7036
@pimpbisquick7036 3 жыл бұрын
He's not wrong.
@ImALefty08
@ImALefty08 3 жыл бұрын
I love that no matter how corny the jokes are, the way he delivers them somehow turns them super funny.
@MinhaFamiliaAQBJJ
@MinhaFamiliaAQBJJ 3 жыл бұрын
Lol i came here just for that line!!
@Quicksilver_Cookie
@Quicksilver_Cookie 4 жыл бұрын
"Do you gamble, lieutenant?" - "Every time I order out". This is gold.
@Keepingitrespectfulmostly.
@Keepingitrespectfulmostly. 4 жыл бұрын
That is definitely true.
@coreyform563
@coreyform563 3 жыл бұрын
I think its because people spit in cops food
@madleprechaun3431
@madleprechaun3431 3 жыл бұрын
😂
@zimbabwianjesus1369
@zimbabwianjesus1369 3 жыл бұрын
Many humans are dirty filths, who can't even keep themself clean, then how do you expect them to handle food, that they aint even gonna eat themself, when nobody else is watching. Good thing is the human stomach is a beast and can handle a lot.
@suave-rider
@suave-rider 3 жыл бұрын
@@zimbabwianjesus1369 KFC hasnt killed anyone
@IWanderedAsACloud
@IWanderedAsACloud 4 жыл бұрын
His analogies are the best: "Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel things out." "Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes."
@AnAdorableWombat
@AnAdorableWombat 2 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@lllBASlll
@lllBASlll 2 жыл бұрын
Like a more colourfull and less depressing Max Payne.
@jeffnaslund
@jeffnaslund 2 жыл бұрын
Simile, actually 🙂
@CyborgNinja7
@CyborgNinja7 2 жыл бұрын
I'm going to use these one day.
@listerofsmeg884
@listerofsmeg884 2 жыл бұрын
33.3 is probably the weakest of the trilogy, but does have the best of those
@fatmayo2293
@fatmayo2293 Жыл бұрын
Her: "Do you realize because of you, this city is being overrun by baboons?" Frank: " Well isn't that the fault of the voters?"
@jagfromtexas
@jagfromtexas Жыл бұрын
How true.
@rogerc4963
@rogerc4963 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@kerzytibok3211
@kerzytibok3211 Жыл бұрын
Explains MAGA completely 🤣🤣
@corneduplessis8697
@corneduplessis8697 11 ай бұрын
Bro, this line was wild 😂😂
@EGRJ
@EGRJ 10 ай бұрын
​@@kerzytibok3211bait
@benjamineckford1718
@benjamineckford1718 4 жыл бұрын
Not Naked Gun but a line from Police Squad “We’re sorry to come at a time like this ma’am. We would’ve come earlier but your husband wasn’t dead then”
@martinputt6421
@martinputt6421 3 жыл бұрын
Cigarette?
@peter_deignan
@peter_deignan 3 жыл бұрын
@@martinputt6421 Yes I know.
@ispartacus1337
@ispartacus1337 3 жыл бұрын
God I really want to do that job for a day just so I can say this out loud and it make perfect sense.
@ALJ9000
@ALJ9000 3 жыл бұрын
Same title my guy
@rocketrockstar8171
@rocketrockstar8171 3 жыл бұрын
I'm a locksmith and I'm a locksmith!
@willmolinar
@willmolinar 5 жыл бұрын
"Frank, you haven't shot anyone in six months!" "That's true. It's funny how you miss the little things."
@yorgunsamuray
@yorgunsamuray 4 жыл бұрын
@Jamie Nicholls he briefly passed off.
@Felipe1977
@Felipe1977 3 жыл бұрын
ffs 😂😂
@demonia2848
@demonia2848 3 жыл бұрын
Didn't he also say something like "The next time I shoot someone I could be arrested". That cracked me up
@listerofsmeg884
@listerofsmeg884 3 жыл бұрын
Hey, look, the missing evidence from the Kilner case. My God, he WAS innocent! 'he went to the chair two years ago Frank...'
@demonia2848
@demonia2848 3 жыл бұрын
@@listerofsmeg884 🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅
@rfletch62
@rfletch62 3 жыл бұрын
"He was innocent all along!" "He went to the chair 2 years ago, Frank."
@Ronkarona
@Ronkarona 3 жыл бұрын
Look the missing evidence
@07jaworski07
@07jaworski07 2 жыл бұрын
wasn't it three years ago?
@rixxy9204
@rixxy9204 Жыл бұрын
it was in his filing cabinet the whole time...🤣
@shriharihudli
@shriharihudli Жыл бұрын
Poor Kellner, they fried an innocent man! RIP
@paulbowman5015
@paulbowman5015 3 ай бұрын
That to me was hilarious 🤣 gets me every time 😅
@katarinadropuljic3024
@katarinadropuljic3024 Жыл бұрын
Lets also thank the writers who came up with these great lines
@skylinerunner1695
@skylinerunner1695 Жыл бұрын
Very good point. They make the actors look smart, cool and funny.
@idleber
@idleber Жыл бұрын
Bogami da!
@AceNinja2112
@AceNinja2112 Жыл бұрын
@@idleber My thoughts exactly!
@jeremypnet
@jeremypnet Жыл бұрын
From the scripts of Police Squad.
@paulf2898
@paulf2898 Жыл бұрын
But no one could deliver them like Leslie Nielson 😂he was frank drebin
@Red_Lanterns_Rage
@Red_Lanterns_Rage 6 жыл бұрын
I miss Leslie Neilsen...guy started out doing serious roles but always wanted to do comedy then finally got the chance and nailed it every time....
@whodeanimania712
@whodeanimania712 6 жыл бұрын
yes...he was in forbidden planet.. great film
@ECO473
@ECO473 5 жыл бұрын
As good as he was as a serious actor, Nielsen really found his niche...and his legend...when he went into comedy. I miss him also.
@leebob86
@leebob86 5 жыл бұрын
I CAN HOLD MY BREATH FOR A LONG, LONG TIME!!!!!!!! Creep show
@jumb0j0ck
@jumb0j0ck 5 жыл бұрын
"...and don't call me Shirley."
@stefankrautz9048
@stefankrautz9048 5 жыл бұрын
I saw Leslie Nielsen in a episode of Columbo, always waited for the jokes. ^^
@willr8764
@willr8764 6 жыл бұрын
The genius of the Naked Gun is that Frank Drebben does seem to know he's in a movie... but he seems utterly convinced it's an action movie and not a ridiculous comedy.
@ADogNamedStay
@ADogNamedStay 6 жыл бұрын
I thought they started with an a/m, but changed it to comedy when they previewed and reviewed the cut footage. I hypothesize someone with a German or eastern European helped put it together and when it was reviewed once or twice it just got more hilarious. Just my honest take on the materials reviewed. Generally most things of genius come by accident.
@K3zster
@K3zster 6 жыл бұрын
Nah it was comedy through and through. It span off from a TV series called Police Squad (which is also hilarious). Written by the guys who did Airplane.
@rolandofgilead43
@rolandofgilead43 6 жыл бұрын
you want funny? check out the kentucky fried movie from (1977) that's done by those same guys too.. but warning don't let kids watch it it's so not a movie for kids
@DerTeke
@DerTeke 6 жыл бұрын
I´ve read, that Leslie Nielsen was able to talk those lines without even smiling. He was dead serious, no matter what he said. That was his talent. Every other actor who auditioned cracked and started laughing.
@tommyjohn17
@tommyjohn17 6 жыл бұрын
He gave an interview once where he said the reason it worked was he delivered the lines as serious/honest, and let the situation and writing make it funny. He said if I had ever tried to act as a comedian, it would never have worked.
@devinpetersen2387
@devinpetersen2387 6 жыл бұрын
" like a blind man in a orgy i was gonna have to feel things out" best line ever!
@killerseddie8295
@killerseddie8295 6 жыл бұрын
Not even close. "I like my sex the way I played basketball...One on one and with as little dribbling as possible"
@sk3reviews181
@sk3reviews181 6 жыл бұрын
I was sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish market.
@SmashPortal
@SmashPortal 6 жыл бұрын
"Like a midget at a urinal, I was gonna have to stay on my toes."
@stevanjanjic6109
@stevanjanjic6109 5 жыл бұрын
Fuken mad
@klausweasley
@klausweasley 5 жыл бұрын
I like, "Like a eunuch in an orgy, I'm just gonna have to watch!"
@josephmirra3174
@josephmirra3174 3 жыл бұрын
Jane: Nightcap? Frank: No thank you. I don't wear one. Lol.
@markwillingham5343
@markwillingham5343 4 ай бұрын
One of the funniest lines I’ve ever heard
@jonadams5547
@jonadams5547 3 жыл бұрын
“Who are you and how’d you get in here?” “I’m a locksmith...and I’m a locksmith?”
@markh.6687
@markh.6687 3 жыл бұрын
Surely you can't be serious?!
@Darkwolf7773
@Darkwolf7773 3 жыл бұрын
@@markh.6687 he is serious. And don’t call him Shirley
@markh.6687
@markh.6687 3 жыл бұрын
@@Darkwolf7773 I'm afraid I can't tell you for another two hours....
@jnordne2
@jnordne2 3 жыл бұрын
The feeling is mutual
@TouYubeKids
@TouYubeKids 3 жыл бұрын
@@markh.6687 You can't take a guess for another two hours?
@jennangel122397
@jennangel122397 4 жыл бұрын
"I was surrounded by pimps, rapists, and murderers. It was like being in the stands at a Raiders game."
@TheInkPitOx
@TheInkPitOx 4 жыл бұрын
I didn't start following the Raiders until they returned to Oakland. I'm too young to remember their time in Los Angeles.
@Darkswordz
@Darkswordz 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheInkPitOx Don't worry, the quote is still remarkably true.
@Jebu911
@Jebu911 3 жыл бұрын
@@Darkswordz Its sad that a savage joke like that wouldn't even be allowed in today's cinema.
@MatthewChristianMurray
@MatthewChristianMurray 3 жыл бұрын
@@Jebu911 - joke?
@ELJimO1985
@ELJimO1985 3 жыл бұрын
Ironically still relevant
@gaiusjuliuspleaser
@gaiusjuliuspleaser 5 жыл бұрын
"Drebin!" "Frank!" "You're both right."
@robertloveall4842
@robertloveall4842 4 жыл бұрын
This is the best line in the whole movie
@Superintendent_ChaImers
@Superintendent_ChaImers 2 жыл бұрын
To say "greatest lines" is impossible when the entire series is pure gold.
@JB-tz8fu
@JB-tz8fu Жыл бұрын
I just wanna tell you good luck.....we're all counting on you 😂😂
@TheCallToArms1
@TheCallToArms1 6 жыл бұрын
"He was Caucasian, with a mustache, about 6 foot 3." "Awfully big mustache..." 😂😂😂
@helmutschmacker3791
@helmutschmacker3791 3 жыл бұрын
😂
@kay_bgeneral1096
@kay_bgeneral1096 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@robertpatter5509
@robertpatter5509 Жыл бұрын
"This place changes you" " Yeah? In what way?" " I used to be white. I was a drummer for the Osmonds" " He'll make you feel pain like yo never felt before" " I know. I remember the Osmonds"
@jeffpitts1163
@jeffpitts1163 5 жыл бұрын
"Like a midget at a urinal, i was gonna have to stay on my toes." 😂😂😂
@mitchk.1973
@mitchk.1973 4 жыл бұрын
😂
@supersoaker3177
@supersoaker3177 4 жыл бұрын
Lol. "Like a blind man in an orgy, i will have to feel my way around"
@StanielTarantino
@StanielTarantino 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao love it!
@supersoaker3177
@supersoaker3177 4 жыл бұрын
@Furio ah yes, thats it, thank you my good man 😁
@jackiebayliss
@jackiebayliss 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@mayisuppose
@mayisuppose 4 жыл бұрын
Missed one of my favourites: "When you're husband wakes up, he's always welcome back on Police Squad" "Unless he's a drooling vegetable, but that's just common sense."
@ALJ9000
@ALJ9000 3 жыл бұрын
I mean, he’s not wrong. 🤷‍♂️
@dr.brinebasterd8982
@dr.brinebasterd8982 2 жыл бұрын
Not a man's gonna rest until we bring your husband's shooter to justice....now, how about some lunch
@turtleflipper9935
@turtleflipper9935 2 жыл бұрын
they missed mine too: "What would a boxer be doing in the red light district?" "Sex, Frank?" "not now Ed, we've got workto do."
@ekathe85
@ekathe85 3 жыл бұрын
I seriously can't believe how Leslie Nielsen could deliver those lines without cracking up, even less with such a straight face
@nicholasfarrell5981
@nicholasfarrell5981 Жыл бұрын
Probably because he played serious roles before getting cast in Police Squad!, so he was used to keeping his cool.
@WoodworkingforAnyone
@WoodworkingforAnyone Жыл бұрын
Multiple takes
@ncapone87
@ncapone87 8 ай бұрын
Do you think they only do one take?
@AbbaZabbaOlyFrn
@AbbaZabbaOlyFrn 5 ай бұрын
Leslie Nelson was the king of deadpan comedy 😂
@HelghastTrooper
@HelghastTrooper 5 жыл бұрын
"This place here changes a man." "Oh yeah? In what way?" *"I used to be white."*
@VTdarkangel
@VTdarkangel 5 жыл бұрын
One of the best lines of all time
@GrowthruGod
@GrowthruGod 4 жыл бұрын
Foster brooks line to Ali on Dean Martin
@MatthewChristianMurray
@MatthewChristianMurray 4 жыл бұрын
I was the drummer for the Osmonds.
@legioner9
@legioner9 4 жыл бұрын
I wonder what was Drebin thinking when the other cell mate said that. 😂
@cleversonsutil4495
@cleversonsutil4495 4 жыл бұрын
Nowadays this dioalog would be prohibited!
@Steve-cc4tl
@Steve-cc4tl 4 жыл бұрын
How he kept a straight face delivering some of those lines was incredible!!!!
@cephalopod7300
@cephalopod7300 3 жыл бұрын
The king of deadpan delivery
@BeauTylerMakesMusic
@BeauTylerMakesMusic 2 жыл бұрын
He was a serious actor. His trick was just to play it dead serious. Brilliant.
@davidemiable
@davidemiable Жыл бұрын
there must have been many takes
@russellherbert9670
@russellherbert9670 Жыл бұрын
YES 😂
@HenryRaeburn367
@HenryRaeburn367 Жыл бұрын
Do you think they filmed these scenes, on the first take 🤣🤣
@probablynotmyname8521
@probablynotmyname8521 5 жыл бұрын
“She reminded me of my mother alright.” Best punchline ever.
@dilibau
@dilibau 5 жыл бұрын
Probably Not my name ...no doubt about it.
@bonedtothestone7408
@bonedtothestone7408 5 жыл бұрын
Con Man You’re right it’s probably not your name
@85Zeroangel
@85Zeroangel 5 жыл бұрын
It's such a good line.
@richl4769
@richl4769 4 жыл бұрын
I love it, though I prefer "I'm such a lucky woman." Frank: "So am I"
@christophersuswal9544
@christophersuswal9544 4 жыл бұрын
"Snap out of it Frank! You're looking at her like she was your mother for Christ's sake."
@katarinadropuljic3024
@katarinadropuljic3024 Жыл бұрын
I just love how he always looks confused and at the end he always solves the case and saves the world, love Leslie Nielsen
@bradkehler4685
@bradkehler4685 4 жыл бұрын
"Nice beaver." Most awkward moment I've had in a movie theatre with my dad sitting next to me.
@theunknownstuntman4010
@theunknownstuntman4010 4 жыл бұрын
My mate burst out laughing while watching this (at home though) and his dad gave him the suspicious side eye, he was about 11 at the time lol
@FirstLast-di5sr
@FirstLast-di5sr 4 жыл бұрын
Really my dad was cracking up 🤣
@justintime1343
@justintime1343 4 жыл бұрын
Funniest line in the movie! Not sure why that would be "awkward", unless your dad's an extreme prude...or maybe Amish.
@bradkehler4685
@bradkehler4685 4 жыл бұрын
Mennonite. Which is closely related to Amish but different? Yeah, still awkward
@justintime1343
@justintime1343 4 жыл бұрын
@@bradkehler4685 Apparently, I pretty much nailed it. Surprised that Mennonites even watch movies...particularly featuring bawdy humor.
@jay_dun
@jay_dun 4 жыл бұрын
Mimi: "Is this some kind of bust?" Frank: "well it's very impressive yes, but we need to ask you a few questions."
@zagnorch1336
@zagnorch1336 3 жыл бұрын
They carried that one over from the Police Squad! TV show.
@elduquecaradura1468
@elduquecaradura1468 3 жыл бұрын
@@zagnorch1336 in color!
@rollforever85
@rollforever85 9 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@garrghhh
@garrghhh 6 ай бұрын
The look - of sort of befuddlement and then, I think, the mixing in of a little disgust - on HER face (Mimi's) absolutely caps the exchange. Nielsen was phenomenal, and a surprising number of lines (w/ his superb delivery) are hilarious basically 'in a vacuum', IMO (i.e., no 'foil' required / without even a 'reaction shot' or what have you). But, here and there, his castmates absolutely drive home the ... 'full delivery'. IMO, this is one of those instances! Kudos to both Nielsen and Kate O'Sullivan! Hilarious! 👏👏
@iBlewupthemoon98
@iBlewupthemoon98 4 жыл бұрын
"They mean long hours, dangerous nights, and being surrounded by some of the scummiest elements in our society" "You want me to be in your cabinet?" That's a new level of savagery right there.
@patagualianmostly7437
@patagualianmostly7437 3 жыл бұрын
But soooooooooooooooooo accurate.
@jakehughes735
@jakehughes735 3 жыл бұрын
I still understand what that means can sum1 please tell me
@warden-1894
@warden-1894 3 жыл бұрын
@@jakehughes735 the joke is that the President’s cabinet would be filled with politicians.
@jakehughes735
@jakehughes735 3 жыл бұрын
@@warden-1894 Ohhhhhhhhh😂😂😂😂thanks my guy
@DP-zd8fr
@DP-zd8fr 3 жыл бұрын
What's funnier is, politicians continue to be passionate about living up to that description to this day.
@AP-rs3js
@AP-rs3js Жыл бұрын
"I didnt see your name on the guest list" "Nothing to be embarrassed about, I sometimes go by maiden name" 🤨 Brilliant!
@yochitoranaga
@yochitoranaga 5 жыл бұрын
He was the master of deadpan comedy. He is truly missed.
@B1G_Dave
@B1G_Dave 6 жыл бұрын
"You might end up dead is my middle name." "What about Jane?" "I don't know her middle name."
@STATRIMC95
@STATRIMC95 3 жыл бұрын
"You might end up dead!" "You might end up dead is my middle name!" "What about Jane?" "I don't know her middle name..." I'm literally dying everytime, best line ever!
@polreamonn
@polreamonn 2 жыл бұрын
Might be the reason why their marriage is unsteady.
@0MoTheG
@0MoTheG Жыл бұрын
Some of these and Inspector Cluosoe jokes remind me of what an autistic person might answer.
@DesertMike
@DesertMike Жыл бұрын
When GK said how about Jane I thought for should sure he was going to say I like the middle name I got.
@plavsenovic
@plavsenovic 2 жыл бұрын
"Drebin?" "Frank?" "You're both right."
@sticksman1979
@sticksman1979 5 жыл бұрын
"Cuban?" "No, Dutch-Irish. My father was from Wales."
@winnerwinner8894
@winnerwinner8894 5 жыл бұрын
Lmaooooo
@albanianking6402
@albanianking6402 4 жыл бұрын
sticksman1979 haha his seriousness kills me everytime.
@L1Lassassin1224
@L1Lassassin1224 4 жыл бұрын
*Scot-Irish
@archsteel7
@archsteel7 4 жыл бұрын
Best part of that quote is that Wales isn't in Ireland or the Netherlands.
@fuscinula
@fuscinula 4 жыл бұрын
In the French translation, he says: No, Anglo-Irish, my father was Swiss-German.
@ExaltedDuck
@ExaltedDuck 6 жыл бұрын
Missed one of the best ones: Drebin undercover as a locksmith, breaks into a suspect's office and is discovered "Who are you? How'd you get in here?" "I'm a locksmith... and ... I'm a locksmith..."
@Red_Lanterns_Rage
@Red_Lanterns_Rage 6 жыл бұрын
Wasn't that Police Squad and not Naked Gun??
@ultimateman55
@ultimateman55 6 жыл бұрын
Indeed it was Police Squad. But a great line anyway!
@slappymcgillicuddy7532
@slappymcgillicuddy7532 6 жыл бұрын
"I'm Al Ocksmith, and I'm a locksmith!"
@kjamison5951
@kjamison5951 5 жыл бұрын
ExaltedDuck Didn’t he also include a line about his key store (keyster)? Classic comedy!
@RS250Squid
@RS250Squid 5 жыл бұрын
@@kjamison5951 *Bad dude* "Nice place. Y'know this is a rough neighbourhood. Bet you'd hate to have something happen to your little key store" *Drebin* "What about my little keister?" *Bad dude* "Key *STORE*"
@133Nomad
@133Nomad 5 жыл бұрын
“You do realize that because of you, this city is overrun by baboons?” “Well, isn’t that the fault of the voters?” Ba-dum-tisst
@koolkooldood1393
@koolkooldood1393 4 жыл бұрын
NomadOne33 I really want to like this but it’s at 420 likes. Edit: I have liked since it is no longer at 420 likes.
@teacherfromthejungles6671
@teacherfromthejungles6671 4 жыл бұрын
@@koolkooldood1393 it's over five hundred already
@mariokarter13
@mariokarter13 4 жыл бұрын
"I want a world where the Democrats will put somebody up here worth voting for!"
@mar0z
@mar0z 4 жыл бұрын
Most Golden gold XD
@davejmarble
@davejmarble 4 жыл бұрын
@Ilse B Jesus Christ get a load of this guy.
@fredrikolsson5178
@fredrikolsson5178 9 ай бұрын
Nordberg: "Heroine Frank......heroine....." Drebin: "That's a tall order Nordberg....you've got to give me a few days on that one".
@adamloga3788
@adamloga3788 4 ай бұрын
As funny as it is, it's also a bit touching that he was willing to get heroin on short notice for a friend.
@RenegadeVile
@RenegadeVile 6 жыл бұрын
God I miss this kind of quick and witty humor...
@paleface171
@paleface171 6 жыл бұрын
Yup, it's much like the Ozone, you don't miss it until its gone.
@renzoalvau
@renzoalvau 6 жыл бұрын
Me too.
@mrcaboosevg6089
@mrcaboosevg6089 6 жыл бұрын
It's not quick witted though, it's not like it's live...
@garjonalpha
@garjonalpha 6 жыл бұрын
@@mrcaboosevg6089 Actually, Police Squad got cancelled _because_ the humor was too smart.
@mam362
@mam362 6 жыл бұрын
you know he has writers, right?
@Jonconji
@Jonconji 6 жыл бұрын
“Do you gamble lieutenant?” “Every time I order out” That delivery had me dead 😂😂😂😂😂
@jamarrogers2985
@jamarrogers2985 5 жыл бұрын
Funniest shhhh ever 😂😂 😂
@TheFaveteLinguis
@TheFaveteLinguis 5 жыл бұрын
Don't get it. Explain please, I am foreign.
@normandowser8029
@normandowser8029 5 жыл бұрын
@@TheFaveteLinguis Some places aren't that clean and you could get sick, not so bad nowadays with Yelp.
@YBI426
@YBI426 4 жыл бұрын
Well, this is relevant now. Lmao.
@manu144x
@manu144x 4 жыл бұрын
Norman Dowser No, it’s because a lot of restaurants cheat on take outs because they assume you’ll be home and too lazy to come back and complain. Maybe they put less, or they give you something else, stuff like that.
@joseph9770
@joseph9770 6 жыл бұрын
Rest in peace Nielsen. One of the few people that could make my miserable ass laugh.
@janfairclough6982
@janfairclough6982 4 жыл бұрын
Joseph x
@KingreX32
@KingreX32 4 жыл бұрын
Felt that one.
@WoodworkingforAnyone
@WoodworkingforAnyone Жыл бұрын
Sorry it is hard for you to laugh. Sincerely.
@Rosbif48
@Rosbif48 9 ай бұрын
"I'm sure we can settle this like grown-ups, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn't that right, Mr. Poopy Pants!"
@justincarter5938
@justincarter5938 6 ай бұрын
My Favorite Line 😂😂😂
@BiohazardBunney
@BiohazardBunney 5 жыл бұрын
"He'll make you feel pain like you've never felt before." "I know, I remember the Osmonds."
@backalleycqc4790
@backalleycqc4790 4 жыл бұрын
By far my favourite line ...
@dianaprince6743
@dianaprince6743 2 жыл бұрын
Would you be interested in a Naked Gun fanfic?
@neil2905
@neil2905 6 жыл бұрын
"Jane, how are the children." 'We never had any.' "Oh".....
@lolbots
@lolbots 6 жыл бұрын
lol!
@aleksanderpagels288
@aleksanderpagels288 5 жыл бұрын
Will be me as a parent
@leetskeet4476
@leetskeet4476 6 жыл бұрын
"Didnt i want to adopt that 18 yr old Korean girl?" I almost pissed myself
@mhos6940
@mhos6940 5 жыл бұрын
Whe the movie came out I was stationed in Korea & the theater was full of GIs & Koreans. All the GIs went nuts with that line & Koreans didn't get it at all.👍
@Celisar1
@Celisar1 4 жыл бұрын
M Hos I‘d rather guess they didn’t think that’s funny.
@gmalcolms
@gmalcolms 5 ай бұрын
@@Celisar1 It was a reference to Woody Allen, in case you didn't know
@Demir4821
@Demir4821 Жыл бұрын
"Do you gamble luitenent? " "Every time I order out" 😂😂
@maazali8889
@maazali8889 4 ай бұрын
I didn't get this one.
@TheUglyFish
@TheUglyFish Ай бұрын
@@maazali8889 Gambling on whether the food is going to make him sick or not
@mylovesongs2429
@mylovesongs2429 6 жыл бұрын
Hapsburg: "I don't recall seeing your name on the guest list." Frank: "Nothing to be embarassed about. I sometimes go by my maiden name."
@danielcervi2864
@danielcervi2864 5 жыл бұрын
my love songs I see a lot of familiar face lifts here
@stt5v2002
@stt5v2002 6 жыл бұрын
“We haven’t had a night like that in a long time.” “Not with each other.”
@michaelhull1813
@michaelhull1813 5 жыл бұрын
As I was scrolling the comments, I was reading this one as the line happened. Weird.
@TheStapleGunKid
@TheStapleGunKid 5 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a joke Rodney Dangerfield would make.
@jkjives1786
@jkjives1786 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheStapleGunKid The Rodney joke was "My therapist told my wife and me to have sex 3 times a week. Now we'll never see each other." 😊
@holitinne
@holitinne 5 жыл бұрын
“When she told me to : “Get out of my life forever!” I knew it was over.” Frank Drebin
@cyrussoxlegion
@cyrussoxlegion 11 ай бұрын
My favorite line was "Jane, when I'm with you, I notice things I've never noticed before, birds singing, flowers blooming... stoplights!"
@mooresoption8224
@mooresoption8224 6 жыл бұрын
Is this some kind of bust? "Yeah it's pretty impressive" LOL
@StefanReich
@StefanReich 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah so good
@TheHelghast1138
@TheHelghast1138 6 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahaha!!! XD
@paul16451
@paul16451 5 жыл бұрын
The year Nielsen died I passed out ribbons with both those quotes at a convention!
@BurnedSpace
@BurnedSpace 5 жыл бұрын
but we need to ask you some questions
@dateharshal
@dateharshal 5 жыл бұрын
I lost it at this one!
@yankees4ever504
@yankees4ever504 5 жыл бұрын
"It's like the arduous task of sex. It seems to go on forever, and just when you think things are going your way, nothing happens". GREATEST QUOTE EVER!!
@HoucKSF
@HoucKSF 4 жыл бұрын
"The next time I shoot somebody... I could be arrested”. This movie was ahead of it's time.
@Alex-nu4cb
@Alex-nu4cb 4 жыл бұрын
I was looking for this comment
@Crazydave-by3si
@Crazydave-by3si 4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha there’s a line in one of them where they recognize him for shooting more drug dealers than any other cop and he goes “to be fair, I accidentally hit one with my car while changing the radio. Fortunately he happened to be a drug dealer”
@jldldr3933
@jldldr3933 4 жыл бұрын
No. It was not ahead of its time. It has been like this for centuries. But it is only now that we're catching up and protesting to a minimally adequate scale.
@walterpaton8698
@walterpaton8698 4 жыл бұрын
Not sure if this movie could be made.
@ChrisAurora
@ChrisAurora 4 жыл бұрын
Or even "I wanna live in a world where the Democrats puts up someone worth voting for." SMH
@deirdre108
@deirdre108 2 жыл бұрын
"I just think about baseball". LN can really deliver a line.
@R2Parmly
@R2Parmly 5 жыл бұрын
"Lieutenant." "The feeling is mutual." "..."
@donatodiniccolodibettobardi842
@donatodiniccolodibettobardi842 4 жыл бұрын
What's the joke here? I'm not a native speaker, so if there's a pun I'm not seeing it.
@noofonehoo
@noofonehoo 4 жыл бұрын
@@donatodiniccolodibettobardi842 when someone greets you with "it's nice to see you again" or "glad to make your acquaintance" you can respond with 'the feeling is mutual', which just means you think it's nice to see THEM again as well or that you're glad to make THEIR acquaintance too. ricardo greets drebin by just saying 'lieutenant', which you obviously can't reflect back on ricardo because 1) he's not a lieutenant and 2) even if he was there's no feeling expressed in that particular greeting.
@donatodiniccolodibettobardi842
@donatodiniccolodibettobardi842 4 жыл бұрын
@@noofonehoo so, in this case Drebin simply didn't listen what was said snd assumed his own version? Thanks.
@Statalyzer
@Statalyzer 4 жыл бұрын
@@donatodiniccolodibettobardi842 Yes, exactly - it was like he wasn't paying attention and just said a common response that didn't fit that situation. It would be similar if the first person just said "Hello" and Frank said "You're Welcome" back (which is normally a response to "Thank You" and not "Hello").
@snowinblood5243
@snowinblood5243 4 жыл бұрын
@@Statalyzer I like your example.
@michaelwainscott2633
@michaelwainscott2633 5 жыл бұрын
"I was surrounded by pimps, rapists and murderers. It was like being in the stands for a Los Angeles Raiders game!" LOLOLOLOL
@michaelwainscott2633
@michaelwainscott2633 5 жыл бұрын
"Blowing away a fleeing suspect with my .44 Magnum used to be everything to me. I enjoyed it... well, who wouldn't?
@fabiank4396
@fabiank4396 4 жыл бұрын
Michael Wainscott haha
@walterpaton8698
@walterpaton8698 4 жыл бұрын
Way, way ahead of time. Who knew.
@bozzemoggel3200
@bozzemoggel3200 2 жыл бұрын
Best line Missing, as far as i remember, was a dialogue with His partner: "...why was he at the redlight district anyway?" "Sex, Frank?" "Uhm, No, thank you... We don't have time for that..."
@dianaprince6743
@dianaprince6743 2 жыл бұрын
Hey would you be interested in a Naked Gun fanfic?
@Felipe1977
@Felipe1977 5 жыл бұрын
“Nice beaver“ “I just had it stuffed“ 😂😂😂
@dirkweems7364
@dirkweems7364 6 жыл бұрын
Ludwig: Drebin! Jane: Frank! Frank: You're both right.
@martinsawyer109
@martinsawyer109 3 жыл бұрын
God, I miss Leslie. But let’s just take a moment to recognise Presilla too for her superb comic timing & talent. She looks pretty damn good too. “Nice beaver”. “Thanks. I just had it stuffed”. “Let me help you with that”. What a classic comic partnership made in heaven. RIP Leslie
@dianaprince6743
@dianaprince6743 2 жыл бұрын
Would you be interested in a Naked Gun fanfic?
@BruceAlarie
@BruceAlarie Жыл бұрын
and the suckable legs
@mooted5513
@mooted5513 Жыл бұрын
Nice beaver, too!
@WoodworkingforAnyone
@WoodworkingforAnyone Жыл бұрын
She was fantastic
@magicmulder
@magicmulder Жыл бұрын
The German dub had “Nice fur”. 😂
@DirtyMardi
@DirtyMardi Жыл бұрын
Leslie Nielsen and Lloyd Bridges are the two dead-pan comedy actors I think can never be replicated or topped. Just class!
@magicmulder
@magicmulder Жыл бұрын
Dan Aykroyd as well (he’s still alive though).
@06maximaowner46
@06maximaowner46 Жыл бұрын
I would also have to say Tim Conway! RIP
@ncapone87
@ncapone87 8 ай бұрын
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue
@anatolyex
@anatolyex 3 жыл бұрын
" Like eating spoonful of Drano . Sure , it's cleans you out . But makes you hollow inside "....Such a deep thought !
@wavemaker2077
@wavemaker2077 2 ай бұрын
I don't even know what is a drano.
@anatolyex
@anatolyex 2 ай бұрын
@@wavemaker2077 Google it .
@Tyranniod
@Tyranniod 5 жыл бұрын
"The red light district. What could savage be doing there?" "Sex Frank?" "Er, not right now ed. Maybe later."
@bishopaz
@bishopaz 4 жыл бұрын
What movie was that from? I can't find the scene
@MatthewChristianMurray
@MatthewChristianMurray 4 жыл бұрын
R Paz - it’s from the 2nd one.
@bishopaz
@bishopaz 4 жыл бұрын
@@MatthewChristianMurray Thank you
@MatthewChristianMurray
@MatthewChristianMurray 4 жыл бұрын
@@bishopaz - No problem. Enjoy!
@londontrada
@londontrada 4 жыл бұрын
What about when he's in the sex shop slagging them off and the guys like "oh hi Frank, we got that super suck 5000 you ordered"
@TheKlysk
@TheKlysk 6 жыл бұрын
"Next time I shoot a man, I could get arrested!"
@DOSRetroGamer
@DOSRetroGamer 5 жыл бұрын
😢
@pacalvotan3380
@pacalvotan3380 2 жыл бұрын
I used to think this was the dumbest humor ever in a movie...yet here I am laughing my brains out 34 years later...just as I did when it first came out 😆. There's just something about deadpan humor that makes me laugh, and Leslie Nielson was the master of that.
@derrellthomas239
@derrellthomas239 2 жыл бұрын
The days of Leslie Nielsen and Peter Sellers were golden! 👍
@dianaprince6743
@dianaprince6743 2 жыл бұрын
Hey would you be interested in a Naked Gun fanfic?
@theghostofthomasjenkins9643
@theghostofthomasjenkins9643 8 ай бұрын
it was very dumb humor, but it was delivered in a genius way. it's pretty timeless.
@jasonkinzie8835
@jasonkinzie8835 3 ай бұрын
Yes, but it was so dumb it was hilarious!
@DrVollKornBrot
@DrVollKornBrot 3 жыл бұрын
Just noticed, in the german version frank said "I've got ten more" instead of "i've got nine more" when jane sucks his finger, making the joke a litte dirtier.
@xfirty2x
@xfirty2x 3 жыл бұрын
@@DFDalton1962 thats why she looks at him with a puzzled face like "you really want me to suck all your fingers?!"....
@mr.battle20
@mr.battle20 3 жыл бұрын
The reason "I've got nine more" works better is because Frank obviously doesn't get the innuendo, which is why Jane looks at him funny.
@johnkoops8541
@johnkoops8541 3 жыл бұрын
There is one more: in the English version she says that she got her beaver recently stuffed, in the German dubbing it is combed! Seems they censored it a bit.
@user-bf6gz8ej4o
@user-bf6gz8ej4o 3 жыл бұрын
@@DFDalton1962 I don't think so. In the German version it's not even a sexual joke, I guess. Jane awkwardly looks at him like "You've got eleven fingers...?"
@kp1flush
@kp1flush 3 жыл бұрын
Is everything dirtier in German? I know I am?
@Dolorin123
@Dolorin123 3 жыл бұрын
"Why don't you wanna have a child" "Didn't i try to adopt that 18 year old Korean girl"
@davidbolha
@davidbolha 3 жыл бұрын
Vina Sky probably. 😄
@Dolorin123
@Dolorin123 3 жыл бұрын
@@davidbolha LOL :P
@u2bear211
@u2bear211 3 жыл бұрын
@@davidbolha "Vina Sky probably." Vietnamese descent. Sorry. ;)
@davidbolha
@davidbolha 3 жыл бұрын
@@u2bear211 It's the thought that counts. 😆😄
@markh.6687
@markh.6687 3 жыл бұрын
Bill Clinton enters the chat, saying "Yeah, Baby!"
@Stuart267
@Stuart267 4 жыл бұрын
Can we just take a second to appreciate how stunning Priscilla Presley was here?
@bruceguyman6540
@bruceguyman6540 4 жыл бұрын
No
@schneeroseful
@schneeroseful 4 жыл бұрын
She was 46, 49 and 52 when the movies were shot.
@totallybored5526
@totallybored5526 4 жыл бұрын
She reminds me of my mother alright
@Aurinkohirvi
@Aurinkohirvi 4 жыл бұрын
@@schneeroseful You're kidding me! Not that women of that age can't look stunning, but she looked about twenty years younger.
@thedevilinthecircuit1414
@thedevilinthecircuit1414 4 жыл бұрын
"I recognize a lot of familiar face lifts." How apropos.
@titko10
@titko10 Жыл бұрын
- Frank! - Drebin! - You're both right! 😂😂😂
@littlesinga
@littlesinga 3 жыл бұрын
“Do you speak French, Lieutenant?” “No, but I do kiss that way.”
@mylovesongs2429
@mylovesongs2429 6 жыл бұрын
"A body that could melt a cheese sandwich from across the room."
@bmla88
@bmla88 4 жыл бұрын
“The world is such a violent place.” “If it wasn’t, I’d be out of a job.”
@brianweatherman1207
@brianweatherman1207 2 жыл бұрын
My dad was a cop and had a new guy show up to work and was talking to my dad while he was at his desk. My dad remember this scene 3:06 and pulled out a file and said that same line.....lol 🤣! He said the look on the rookies face was both terror and trying not to laugh at the same time.
@allendulles2481
@allendulles2481 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@jordyboy321
@jordyboy321 5 жыл бұрын
"Girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the orange bowl on new years day" "Goodyear?" "No, the worst..."
@rod9786
@rod9786 4 жыл бұрын
A standard, every day love story lol
@noahsherwood2445
@noahsherwood2445 4 жыл бұрын
Michelin
@Boemel
@Boemel 4 жыл бұрын
wow took me years to get that
@Mrmegacalvin
@Mrmegacalvin 4 жыл бұрын
help me out here, i dont get it
@reginadea2821
@reginadea2821 4 жыл бұрын
@@Mrmegacalvin There's a model of blimp called the Goodyear Blimp. She was referring to the accident by the blimp, he thought she was asking him if it was a "good year".
@lonestar6709
@lonestar6709 6 жыл бұрын
_"I'm single! I love being single.......I haven't had this much sex since I was a boy-scout leader!"_ -Frank Drebin.
@billcutting1299
@billcutting1299 6 жыл бұрын
Republican jokes never get old!
@Badgerthegreat
@Badgerthegreat 5 жыл бұрын
Well, he was dating a lot at the time.
@eenotana3563
@eenotana3563 5 жыл бұрын
@vawies Right? What's with the pedo jokes?
@joeldukes303
@joeldukes303 5 жыл бұрын
EE NO TA NA it was the 80’s
@fredwright5954
@fredwright5954 4 жыл бұрын
@@billcutting1299 was Joe Biden a scout leader?
@hommie789
@hommie789 4 жыл бұрын
"I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one and with as little dribbling as possible!" As I get older this just makes more sense.
@dianaprince6743
@dianaprince6743 2 жыл бұрын
Hey would you be interested in a Naked Gun fanfic?
@yogidemis8513
@yogidemis8513 2 жыл бұрын
Leslie Nielsen had that old school comedy style, not like today's comedians. He was the man, a legend! He is missed!
@gameplaysolotheblade
@gameplaysolotheblade Жыл бұрын
The term you're looking for is "deadpan". Utter nonsense or hilarity comes out while still maintaining a straight face. 😆
@WoodworkingforAnyone
@WoodworkingforAnyone Жыл бұрын
He wasn't a comedian
@theghostofthomasjenkins9643
@theghostofthomasjenkins9643 8 ай бұрын
@@WoodworkingforAnyone well, he was, but he was the straight man and a damn good one. the more serious he was during the chaos, the funnier he was.
@ironcito1101
@ironcito1101 6 жыл бұрын
"... go into a 7-Eleven without an interpreter" "Like a midget at a urinal, I was gonna have to stay on my toes" Those things wouldn't fly today.
@Jayfive276
@Jayfive276 6 жыл бұрын
Yes they would. There's tons of politically incorrect stuff in movies and TV. It's just done slightly differently. Also there's ton of people claiming these things wouldn't fly today. These people are deluded or lying. Either way it's pretty tragic how they make up stuff to get annoyed with.
@Flantomas
@Flantomas 6 жыл бұрын
It would totally fly, if its well delivered and within context, just like this movies.
@mackcummy4976
@mackcummy4976 6 жыл бұрын
and the in charge of a Haitian jail line.
@Flantomas
@Flantomas 6 жыл бұрын
MrHappyBollox , Ill have to argue that the reason Trump is the president of the US rests completely on the people who voted him. The far left extremists are so few and with so little consecuence in politics, that they only exist for the far right to point at as "the crazy left". If you voted the shittiest baby boomer still alive, own up to it.
@jeffheintz2488
@jeffheintz2488 6 жыл бұрын
they say shit like this All The Time on south park, family guy, etc.
@andrewthorne3570
@andrewthorne3570 6 жыл бұрын
Norburg: Drugs. Drebbin: Nurse, give this man some drugs! Can't you see he's in pain? Give him a shot, quickly! Norburg: No...Heroin! Heroin, Frank! Drebbin: Nordberg, that's a pretty tall order. Give me a couple of days on that one.
@dirtmuhgert4768
@dirtmuhgert4768 5 жыл бұрын
That sequence shoulda been in the vid!
@UliPonBoi
@UliPonBoi 5 жыл бұрын
Give me a couple of days hahahahaha
@dvgsun
@dvgsun 5 жыл бұрын
@@FingerPrince187 dude, he is a murderer
@thevrana
@thevrana 5 жыл бұрын
D GR If the glove doesn't fit
@lordswine7962
@lordswine7962 5 жыл бұрын
Hahaha IIII love it.. I always liked how he goes Heroin. Heroin, Frank?.
@retroforager
@retroforager 3 жыл бұрын
"is this a bust" "its impressive yes"
@rollforever85
@rollforever85 9 ай бұрын
Had me dying 😂😂😂
@bsrlpar
@bsrlpar 2 күн бұрын
Leslie was a great actor and had a great voice. I don't know how he kept a straight face. He was hilarious.
@clinteldorado
@clinteldorado 6 жыл бұрын
“Is this some kinda bust?” “Well it’s very impressive, yes, but we need to ask you a few questions.”
@whodeanimania712
@whodeanimania712 4 жыл бұрын
out of police squad...but still FAF
@yellowblanka6058
@yellowblanka6058 3 ай бұрын
"Because guys like me are the last line between scum like him and the honest people of this town! Say Frank, we got in that Model D-83 sure-grip Swedish suck machine you ordered!" *she looks dubious* "It's a gift!"
@TheGiua1973
@TheGiua1973 4 жыл бұрын
4:22 "Do you realize that because of you this city is being overrun by baboons?" "Well isn't that the fault of the voters?" *Rimshot*
@Baron_Blue_Max
@Baron_Blue_Max 4 жыл бұрын
I used that line about adopting an 18 year old korean girl once. It was perfect. I met a woman in her mid-30s (same as me at the time), who is telling me about her 18 year old daughter. I said "you must have had her young". She said "no I adopted her. She's from Korea." I said "oh I've thought about doing that in the past." She said "adopting a child?" I said "no, adopting an 18 year old Korean girl". She was in shock for a few seconds, and then she burst out laughing. True story.
@julieporter7805
@julieporter7805 2 жыл бұрын
Her name wasn't Mia I hope. 😆
@Gggmanlives
@Gggmanlives Жыл бұрын
This happened.
@Darksky1001able
@Darksky1001able Жыл бұрын
@@Gggmanlives what the fuck, Gman? What are you doing here?
@zephyr8072
@zephyr8072 Жыл бұрын
Ricardo Montalban and Robert Goulet’s “what the hell is he saying?” reactions to Leslie’s deadpan nonsense were priceless.
@VikingTerror
@VikingTerror 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah, you know a white guy. With a moustache, about 6 foot 3 - Awfully big moustache...
@nickm8874
@nickm8874 6 жыл бұрын
Dennis Stuhr hahaha
@scotchbonnet7
@scotchbonnet7 6 жыл бұрын
kills me every time
@bighawn2319
@bighawn2319 6 жыл бұрын
Dennis Stuhr like a midget at a unrinal, I was gonna have to stay on my toes.
@alexandersteiner213
@alexandersteiner213 6 жыл бұрын
Nielsen's was the greatest
@derrickwatson4597
@derrickwatson4597 6 жыл бұрын
"Like a blind man in an orgy, I was gonna have to feel it out"
@Chronocrits
@Chronocrits 5 жыл бұрын
“I was the drummer for the Osmonds” “Screw with me, he’ll make you feel pain like you never felt before” “I know, I remember the Osmonds” 🤣
@dianaprince6743
@dianaprince6743 2 жыл бұрын
Hey would you be interested in a Naked Gun fanfic?
@youchris67
@youchris67 5 жыл бұрын
"Hey, the missing evidence! He was innocent!"
@PlayingTarot
@PlayingTarot 5 жыл бұрын
"He went to the chair 2 years ago..."
@youchris67
@youchris67 5 жыл бұрын
@@PlayingTarot Too stone cold funny! Thanks for completing!
@julieporter7805
@julieporter7805 3 жыл бұрын
Poor Kelner.😉😆
@zirconiumdiamond1416
@zirconiumdiamond1416 3 жыл бұрын
What I just noticed that makes this even funnier is that right before that line, he was talking about how life isn't fair.
@Bigfishfun333
@Bigfishfun333 2 жыл бұрын
It's been scientifically proven that there can be no better video than a best-of Leslie Nielsen video.
@DramaQueen-im8qm
@DramaQueen-im8qm 6 жыл бұрын
Our Lady of the Worthless Miracle
@dlambethful
@dlambethful 6 жыл бұрын
Best one ever. LOL
@TheHelghast1138
@TheHelghast1138 6 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha!!!
@fruitcake4t
@fruitcake4t 6 жыл бұрын
catholics won't like that
@markjones185
@markjones185 6 жыл бұрын
I've seen this film hundreds of times when I was younger but hearing that now just absolutely killed me!!!!
@sibsbubbles
@sibsbubbles 6 жыл бұрын
I had not noticed him drop that in before, or maybe I simply forgot that but hearing that one had me crying with laughter too
@jamesowen5702
@jamesowen5702 4 жыл бұрын
"I want a world where you can eat a sea otter without getting sick!" Love that line. What a thing to have written!
@jasonmarin8187
@jasonmarin8187 Жыл бұрын
"I want a world where the Democrats will put somebody up there worth voting for."
@rogerc4963
@rogerc4963 Жыл бұрын
"I want a world where you can go to a 7-11 without needing an interpreter" 🤣🤣🤣
@jaybramer3743
@jaybramer3743 5 жыл бұрын
"Like a midget at a urinal, I was gonna have to stay on my toes."
@jonmilligan8069
@jonmilligan8069 Жыл бұрын
A legend of his trade… Absolutely unique in style - there wasn’t one like him beforehand and unlikely to be one like him again! Still makes me laugh out loud! 💪
@kevincaldwell4707
@kevincaldwell4707 4 жыл бұрын
The "is this some kind of bust?" line and his response always makes me laugh.
@Matt-rm5ir
@Matt-rm5ir 6 жыл бұрын
"I faked every orgasm." - Frank Drebin
@yellowblanka6058
@yellowblanka6058 3 ай бұрын
The serious way he says that and her disappointment after kills me.
@kato64
@kato64 5 жыл бұрын
“Where’s your prison number?” “Its unlisted.” lol
@winnerwinner8894
@winnerwinner8894 5 жыл бұрын
Lolzzzz
@HaFannyHa
@HaFannyHa 2 жыл бұрын
I'm crying with laughter! Leslie was the master of the deadpan one liner - I miss him so much!
@callanbarclay1248
@callanbarclay1248 7 ай бұрын
We all miss that great man
@connorsrockincollection2248
@connorsrockincollection2248 5 жыл бұрын
“To go into a 7-11 without an interpreter ” 😂
@TheStapleGunKid
@TheStapleGunKid 5 жыл бұрын
We still can't do that today....
@connorsrockincollection2248
@connorsrockincollection2248 4 жыл бұрын
TheStapleGunKid can’t even go to public university class without a damn interpreter sometimes
@gregfaber3417
@gregfaber3417 4 жыл бұрын
@@connorsrockincollection2248 oh boo hoo
@SuperEw123
@SuperEw123 4 жыл бұрын
I don't have the context to understand this joke, can someone explain it to me
@SuperEw123
@SuperEw123 4 жыл бұрын
@Mike oh thanks
@JamesGats286
@JamesGats286 5 жыл бұрын
“The can’t kick you off the force Frank it’s just not fair” “I know Ed, just think, the next time I shoot somebody.... I could be arrested”
@KingreX32
@KingreX32 4 жыл бұрын
This one is funny. Then I think about current events. It's still funny but a bit sobering
@Winther2k
@Winther2k 4 жыл бұрын
KingreX32 a
@EllRiver
@EllRiver 4 жыл бұрын
I'd say it's even funnier now a days.
@pf5658
@pf5658 3 жыл бұрын
“Like a blind man at an orgy, I was gonna have to feel things out.” I love these darn movies. I laugh my ass to tears every time I watch them.
@thedude8526
@thedude8526 11 ай бұрын
Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes 😂. I, too, love these movies.
@jeffsims8270
@jeffsims8270 Жыл бұрын
0:31 - "...he's in the intensive care ward at our lady of the worthless miracle." 🤣🤣🤣
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