Airplane The Movie - Funny Clips

[@mindlessdroid3630]

"Shana they bought their tickets they knew what they were getting into I say let them crash." That one and "...get a note to the milkman no more cheese." 😂😂😂

[@elgoogs1]

2 of the best lines....... they were so many

[@adude394]

43 years later, and it's still one of the funniest movies of all time. When my friends and I saw it in the theater back in 1980, we were laughing so hard at the jive-talking scenes that we were afraid we were going to get thrown out.

[@boblozaintherealworld3577]

The BEST stupid jokes movie of all time! Every actor was working against character and made it hilarious.

[@franks.8880]

I was 10 years old!! I was cracking up!!! LOL

[@detangojet]

😂😂

[@ted.angell7609]

I found out only recently that was Barbara Billingsley. That made it even more hilarious 😂😂

[@RexHeuermann]

​@@ted.angell7609 wallahu marsbar

[@jamescarlson3151]

They gave Peter Graves the best lines ever. And he delivered in such a comedic/serious way.

[@trwent]

Prior to this film coming out, I though that turning Peter Graves into a comedic actor would be mission impossible!!

[@Jeff-vc2nw]

"it's a big building with patients" 🤣🤣🤣

[@ZilogBob]

It's a big building where generals meet, but that's not important right now.

[@SeriousDragonify]

Hospital? What is it?

[@walkingweapon172]

What makes this movie comical these actors are serious people who are being down right funny !!!!

[@NVRAMboi]

Exactly. No one had ever seen Lloyd Bridges or Robert Stack (or Leslie Nielsen) do anything but dramas.

[@tbd-1]

They struggled with it in the beginning too. I think it was Lloyd Bridges who cracked the code when he told Robert Stack that "we" are the joke.

[@elgoogs1]

agree i was 16 when it came out n 1980. they were not comedians, until this movie............

[@salmonella4u]

Actors from a soap opera, mission impossible, the untouchables, ect.

[@BrentsBistro]

You can’t take a guess for another two hours? 😂😂 Leslie Neilson had the best delivery.

[@therobust]

Cracks me up 😂

[@elgoogs1]

one of the most sarcastic one liners ever. haha@@therobust

[@RegularSizeRick]

@@elgoogs1and delivered completely straight.

[@techware1840]

The Naked Gun series was so good too

[@garfieldsmith332]

Funny movie. What is really good is that all the actors played it straight and no smirks. They must have had a few crackups trying to say those gag lines with a straight face. This film is pure entertainment.

[@ohioguy215]

I'm sure they had some crackups. Those outtakes are archived on the shelf of some warehouse.

[@danjestic9199]

Big difference from today when they’re playing for laughs.

[@Comkill117]

“Sir, maybe we should turn he searchlights on now.” “No no, that’s just what they’d expect us to do.”

[@Danimal1177]

I quote that second line quite often. People over 40 usually get the reference, those younger do not.

[@lawrencedockery9032]

"Do you want me to check on the whether Clarence?" "No, why don't you take care of it."

[@matwatson7947]

"We have clearance Clarence, Roger Roger what's a vector victor"...

[@ericschminke8233]

That should be "weather".

[@ted.angell7609]

This one is going over my head. What’s the joke?

[@uRDM]

​@@ted.angell7609the pilot's response is incorrect. He responds as if his copilot had asked HIM to check the weather, but he actually offered to check it himself.

[@schwarg]

Movies will never be this funny again.

[@idriveastationwagon1534]

No joke is ever forced in this movie. Probably the funniest movie i ever watched 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AntiAtheismIsUnstoppable]

It offended each and every victim group. Today the leftists would throw them in prison for it

[@mysaysthings5512]

@@AntiAtheismIsUnstoppable Please, I could name 20 non-offensive jokes funny in this movie. Offensive and funny don't go hand in hand. It's more of a forced marriage that seems normal to some but outrageously unhealthy to others.

[@jogmas12]

Yes they will, and stop calling me Shirley

[@donaldgoodnight7853]

Nope.

[@gaoutlaw]

Dr: What was it we had for dinner tonight? Elaine: We had a choice, steak or fish. Dr: Yes, i remember. I had lasagna.

[@oscarfox6726]

My favourite line. It’s hilarious. 😂😂😂

[@BradWoodburn]

Fkn facts lmao

[@PetterHansen-qh8sx]

i dont get it. can you explain?

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

Yes, yes I remember. I had vagina

[@rodU65]

This is a master piece. 20 or 30 years later is still super funny. How many movies can say the same?

[@1leckles]

I hate to break it to you but it was actually 40 years ago. 😱

[@oscarfox6726]

@@1leckles 😳😳😱😱 that’s insane

[@whenmullet2674]

Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, Caddy Shack, Blues Brothers, just to name a few.

[@johndoe-qo5ki]

​@@whenmullet2674police acadamy

[@jamesturkington1807]

dumb & dumber

[@ellenthorne818]

How the cast could keep a straight face with Leslie and his whoopie cushion around. They were fantastic.

[@Rhymethyme33]

Leslie Neelson, Peter Graves, Robert Stack, and Lloyd Bridges, all know for serious dramatic roles, absolutely nail their comedic timing. Not to mention June Cleaver talking jive😂

[@jonchaney]

Don't call me Shirley.

[@grkpektis]

jon122569 I like to think he really was calling him Shirley. It makes the scene even funnier to me.

[@hughbramlett7689]

Stop calling me Shirley.

[@charlesrobertson6906]

I'm still using that joke, sad

[@kornelious3922]

"Get a note to the milk man, no more cheese!" That's line kill, me every time. Lloyd Bridges crushes every scene he's in.

[@sondragramse1770]

I must have missed that one. And I've sent this movie many times

[@MoeHamHead-bx7og]

Unfortunately he picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.

[@cliveburrows6071]

Don't get the cheese thing....does it mean the milk is off

[@danyeo]

You can't take a guess for another 2 hours!!! When I caught that joke...OMG!!! And Leslie with the straight face made it soo much better.

[@panchito1384]

What mean

[@danyeo]

@@panchito1384 Watch the video.

[@jacquelinebell6201]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm still laughing!

[@johnross8614]

Steven Stucker had the best lines in the movie. “I can make a hat a brooch a pterodactyl” 😂😂

[@Koexistence13]

The typing prior to the line and after its delivery helped the scene

[@grantweymouth7022]

Johnny was the best

[@sondragramse1770]

Supposedly, he ad-libbed his lined.

[@NVRAMboi]

RIP Johnny. His character was iciing on the cake.

[@stevekaczynski3793]

I found him a little too silly. The humour of the other characters comes from taking themselves too seriously, like they are really in a disaster movie.

[@sorayaassar1602]

So many things would never pass today. Man I’m so glad I was able to see this. I still watch this for laughs. Amazing!

[@RexHeuermann]

Yes. Graves' pedo lines would never pass today. And rightly so.

[@detangojet]

If I’m not mistaken, this was Neilson’s first comic roll. He had been a serious actor for years. Airplane is a classic.

[@FDNY22]

Yes I think so.....LOL

[@darthdmc]

It was, and a legendary comedy career was born.

[@karenfolques4987]

It is.

[@Mostopinionatedmanofalltime]

Role.

[@ted.angell7609]

Not exactly. He did start out as a serious actor, but the series Police Squad predates this movie.

[@truthhurts3524]

Johnny was the best. “It's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels. It looks like a big Tylenol.” 😂😂

[@TickleSalty]

The inflating of the auto pilot is the single funniest clip I’ve ever seen in a movie. I actually fell out the the theater seat from laughing so hard.

[@marvinchase4899]

The stewardess blowing the Automatic pilot gets me every time

[@kyleroy912]

I love when the kid says to Kareem my dad says you only hustle in the playoffs. Kareem gets pissed .

[@crawford1083]

Brilliant to have Kareem Abdul-Jabar in effect playing hinself! A kind of pastiche of OJ in films playing himself.

[@peasantsoul]

“Nervous?” “Yes.” “First time?” “No. I’ve been nervous lots of time.” Lol

[@jordan3727]

You can tell me, I'm a doctor.

[@bravo075]

Surely you can't be serious?

[@jordan3727]

+bravo075 I am serious and don't call me surely..

[@bravo075]

Jord905 I just want to tell you good luck, we're counting on you.

[@ginamiller6015]

A hospital? What is it?

[@letter1014]

It's a big building with patients but that's not important right now

[@robertcombs55]

My Son and I paid to stay in the Movie to watch this show TWICE!!!

[@Philosoph-ali]

One more watch would’ve made it thrice

[@oldschooljack3479]

The incongruity of an elderly white woman being able to speak jive is funny enough... The fact that the elderly white woman is "America's Mom" Barbara Billingsley makes it hilarious.

[@elgoogs1]

leave it to beaver........things were alot different back then.........

[@user-cr3fz8lz2i]

One of my top 5 favorite movies of all time! I watch the DVD at least twice a year…every year!

[@sondragramse1770]

This movie never gets old.

[@dylanblurton1881]

You ever seen a grown man naked? 😅😂😂 They would never get away with that today.

[@Rapscallion2009]

Or the old lady stopping the N-bomb....

[@sjinzaar]

was just thinking about that line today

[@donnienicholson6062]

You ask kids that often?????

[@DanMurphy-w3m]

I just noticed the line is dubbed into the film It's not what he actually says to the kid

[@markcf83]

Definitely not.

[@danstracner9053]

When this movie was being made, I was working at a company called MacKenzie Laboratories in Arcadia, California. They made tape-loop message repeaters used at airports, including LAX in Los Angeles. The producers of “Airplane!” contacted MacKenzie’s CEO, Addison Taylor (nicknamed “Doc”), to find out who had recorded the voices on the LAX repeated message that said: “The white zone is for loading and unloading of passengers only. No parking!” It was repeated over and over by two voices, male and female. It happened that Doc (who had been a radio announcer) and his wife Pat had made those recordings-so they ended up being hired to tape the off-color comic dialog between the two voices in the movie. Little did they know at the time that they had played a small, uncredited part in what would become an iconic comic film.

[@MorganOtt-ne1qj]

COOL!

[@amyfisher6380]

“You want me to get an abortion!” That whole bit was hilarious.

[@RexHeuermann]

Shouldn't they have got royalties, then?

[@beastman1083]

The background story is so cool! My brother is in special effects and tells me these kinds of stories. Every time I go to any airport I always have this dialogue play in my head! Too Cool!

[@kevinmorgan8534]

@@RexHeuermann Stars get royalties, not bit players.

[@dawngregory6549]

Uncontrollable Flatulence(pilot farts) 😲😲😃😂👏🏼😂😂

[@TheCoolProfessor]

"Passengers certain to die!" "Airline negligent!" "THERE'S A SALE AT PENNYS!!"

[@michaelbodine6142]

Just bought shoes...

[@dawngregory6549]

Did I leave my iron on ???

[@2009korz]

Where did you get that dress... It's awful. And those shoes and that coat... GEEEEEEZZZZZZZ

[@CasaPedrozo]

The jive scene kills me every single time.

[@elgoogs1]

so funny. she was such a conservative mother on the Leave it to Beaver show.

[@Mostopinionatedmanofalltime]

My momma didn’t raise no dummy I dug her rap.😅😅

[@RexHeuermann]

​@@elgoogs1I've heard she had a big beaver.

[@geoffoconnor3487]

@@RexHeuermann. Big Beaver is the site where Colonel Angus took a licking.

[@Rabid-Pinocchio]

. I have seen Thousands of comedies spanning from about 1920-2024 and in my mind the absolutely funniest line ever uttered in any movie is, "I guess I picked the wrong Week to quit sniffing glue" from Airplane

[@marcusanderson933]

There's a sale at Penney's! 😂😂😂

[@rogercamp6071]

The funniest parts of this movie was seeing otherwise serious actors like Peter Graves,Lloyd Bridges, Leslie Nielsen and Robert Stack play their parts with so much humor.

[@ohioguy215]

What's so funny is that they keep a straight face.

[@alertgasper]

and "Leave it to Beaver" mom June Cleaver appears to understand and speak Jive.

[@DJNX4995]

That movie just makes me laugh so hard 😂

[@scrit2175]

DJNX4995 a hospital? what is it? it's a big building with patients in it.

[@donnythedealer2571]

And don’t call me surely

[@MorganOtt-ne1qj]

Julie Haggerty was under appreciated.

[@RazmikMattosian-fe5qm]

The funniest movie ever. Every scene is funny.

[@Rowlabowla]

Johnny - “Well that’s the Russian new year, we’ll have a big parade and serve hot Hors d'oeuvres” Baaahaaaaa absolutely hilarious line!!!!

[@dad4ever-c90]

There is just never a good time to quit smoking, drinking, amphetamines, or sniffing glue.

[@davehue9517]

Surely, you can't be serious.... Yes I am and don't call me Surely...🤣🤣🤣

[@markwatson-vk2lh]

I'd say 'Airplane' and 'Blazing Saddles' are the two funniest movies ever made. Honorable mention? 'Stripes'

[@loganflatt]

Uh, Caddyshack?

[@christine3043]

Naked Gun is another fabulous comedy.

[@unbridledenthusiasm]

Nobody did deadpan better than nielsen. I could watch the "are you a doctor" scene a million times in a row -- "yes. yes of course"

[@deepsharma5703]

The level of creativity they had in the scenes and dialogues were above and beyond today's standard comedy....

[@zztops4504]

Now they let special effects guy handle it all!

[@Marcus-rg7bg]

The part where she was blowing the balloon co piolet, i remember asking my mom what she was doing and being whisked off to bed lol.

[@79jgibbs]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLL

[@jacquelinebell6201]

😂😂😂

[@elgoogs1]

i was 16 when it came out. first movie i ever saw by myself. One of the funniest ever. ive seen many times since. they were so creative. the chemistry of the directing and acting was outstanding.

[@jdoggybizzle]

The jive scene is an American national treasure.

[@bs5356]

Would you like a little whiskey mam? Certainly NOT!!! 👃❄ 🤣🤣

[@alextaylor2501]

Seen this movie loads of times and still makes me laugh although I know all the jokes. One of the best movies ever

[@univang1852]

Can you fly this plane? Surely you can't be serious? I am serious and don't call me Shirley 😅😅😅

[@Layla-mt9pc]

Don't call me Shirley iconic😂😂😂😂

[@daintybeigli]

I saw this in the 90s as a teenager since my dad loved the movie, and I still quote it to this day!

[@sergeantmasson3669]

I worked on that movie as a prop builder.

[@Robard65]

Props to you 🤓

[@sondragramse1770]

That actually sounds like a fun job

[@elgoogs1]

Lucky you... i know it was work, but it must have been a little fun........... tell us more.....what was it like?

[@SH00T_TH3PUMP]

Leslie Nielsen at 7:04 LMFAO

[@Meme-zc4cw]

I was dissappointed when my high school didnt offer Jive as a foreign language.

[@infinityinfinityinfi]

"Cut me some slack, jack! [Argue in jive] Chump don't want no help, chump don't get no help. Jive ass dude don't got no sense (?) no how."

[@ernesthill4017]

Casting Barbara Billingsley was pure genius 👏

[@pauljordan4452]

Jive ass dude don't got no brains anyhow is the line.

[@jacquelinebell6201]

What can you make out of this? I can make a hat, a brooch, pterodactyl.....lol

[@787Speedbrakes]

As a pilot, Rex Cramer, taking off his sunglasses to reveal another pair of sunglasses underneath is hilarious. Shame it missed out of being in this clip.

[@1cont]

How about some more coffee? Femmy voice:. "no, thanks"

[@ackerjawaka1966]

One of the funniest movies ever made, i never get tired of watching it, same with top secret, police squad and the naked gun franchise, these movies are still slaying audiences decades after they were made...zaz at their best ♠️

[@threetreasures7698]

Don’t forget Blazing Saddles!

[@ackerjawaka1966]

@@threetreasures7698 one of my favourites 🍀 the sheriff is a N..... ⚡ Richard Prior was meant to play the sheriff but the studio wouldn't insure him 😜 he did write the screenplay though, ♠️

[@janextv7536]

the punchlines in this movie is gold .lol

[@anb740]

“Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit (fill in the blank)”

[@heeheee5069]

ever been in a cockpit before? you ever seen a grown man naked? omg im so done xD

[@rebeccaadams3349]

UNIT #511 "Say Timmy, do you like gladiator movies?"

[@heeheee5069]

Rebecca Adams xd

[@donnythedealer2571]

Well we had a choice steak or fish Oh yes I remember I had lasagne

[@matwatson7947]

Can you imagine making a film with the "Joey have you ever?" lines nowadays.

[@allowyou9225]

What did we have for dinner? Well we had a choice steak or fish. Ahhh yes I remember I had lasagna

[@chuckthebull]

ok how can someone show the autopilot scene and not show the autopilot smilling after he's all blowed up?

[@redthewifeyhunter4034]

Surely you can't be serious... I am serious. And don't call me Shirley

[@whitneymacdonald4396]

One of the best lines ever.

[@redthewifeyhunter4034]

@ my friend’s dad always quotes it

[@elliottwilford6457]

@@redthewifeyhunter4034I still it say now every time someone says surely even if it doesn’t make sense 😂

[@TFTO1973]

Every field has geniuses. Whether it's in science, math, medicine, etc. The Zucker brothers and Jim Abrahams are the geniuses of comedy movie making.

[@timothyhenry5454]

God this movie if it was made today can you imagine the backlash

[@franks.8880]

Exactly!!! LOL

[@markhannigan7791]

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue!

[@paul-ie6wi]

Hey mark that was really funny😂…..we can be best buddies and recite words from the film…..”don’t call me Shirley” 😂😂😂…..your go

[@dawngregory6549]

Poor Siamese twins you would think he would have gave them the same job .

[@djwheels66]

If you’re going to title this Airplane Movie Funny Clips, you should really just play the entire movie. This entire film is HILARIOUS!!! ❤❤

[@FDNY22]

So True!! LOL

[@douglaslally156]

"Hey... knock a self a pro, Slick! That gray matter backlot perform us DOWN, I take TCB-in', man!" Don't be so naive, Arthur. Each of us faces a clear moral choice.

[@selfwitness]

🤣

[@jhdgdyhi8]

That fish the captain had is so cinematically correct😄

[@carolcasey5441]

😂😂😂❤

[@kiddetroit8403]

Cut me some slack Jack😂😂😂😂

[@jasonvancura2139]

Oh, Stewardess, I speak jive.

[@carolinewolf565]

Love this movie! So funny😂

[@mikethompson8539]

June cleaver, I speak jive.😅

[@kiddetroit8403]

I haven't seen anything like this since the Anita Bryant concert😂❤❤❤❤

[@Coffee1776]

"Are you a doctor?"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@FDNY22]

"That's right" LOL

[@corirbd]

I just love the dark humor in this

[@matthewpulley]

The entire movie is hilarious!

[@kiddetroit8403]

Joey ever hang around a gymnasium😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@practic4l349]

Johnny, how about some more coffee?(wants him to make coffee) Johnny: No thanks 💀

[@kevwatson7965]

How do you like your Coffee, Black, like my men...omg lol ❤😂😂

[@lukestantz12]

Starts with a slight fever, dryness of the throat. Then the virus starts itching, a rash. Then the victim becomes dizzy. Then the virus penetrates the central nervous system causing severe muscle spasms. Followed by the inevitable drooling. At this point the entire digestive system collapses. By now, the poor bastard becomes a wasted piece of jelly. (Sorry if I missed anything I did this based off of memory)

[@benoitpellet1657]

When I think that Peter Graves refused the role at first, saying he couldn’t do comedy and that they should get a comic actor instead…he was perfect here, mimicking all the symptoms!

[@stevielagan1948]

You forgot about the uncontrollable flatulance but still, this was good work and I appreciate the effort! :-)

[@elgoogs1]

one of my most favorite scenes in this movie... i cant pick the best one. there were so many.......

[@will89687]

RIP Jim Abrahams

[@dianesaari3034]

We have clearance Clarence, roger Roger, what's our vector Victor,

[@kiddetroit8403]

You better tell the captain we need to learn as soon as we can this woman needs to be taken to a hospital😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@crockett616]

The captain making those remarks about nude men to a kid and the passenger talking jive. Two jokes that unfortunately would not be included if the movie were made today, I think.

[@randomsht7172]

crockett616 nope because in todays time, everyones a sensitive snowflake

[@starwarsrebel2006]

Although young black men today talk and dress very differently from these young black men 40 years ago. Today, they're all gangsta, hip hop, and walk and talk very differently than these guys in the video 40 years ago.

[@PartyMyrtle]

Jive Turkey

[@TheHouseOfJokes]

Really amazing video overall. Many thanks.

[@docsdomain]

Joey, you ever spent time in the men's room at a bus station? Lol

[@conorstrack552]

Have you ever spent time in a Turkish prison

[@notta3d]

Can you imagine what the pussy people in this world would be like if this movie was released today?

[@docsdomain]

Nobody today would tolerate this movie. Too many oversensitive crybabies

[@NBT2469]

Scott Destan Both PC culture and cancel culture would kill it.

[@donnienicholson6062]

So sexual abuse of kids is --funny.....sending molesters to prison is--oversensitive??@@docsdomain

[@KevBeck-sj4gm]

The cartoon like fish bone 😂😂😂

[@3618499]

😄 (lol) “ CLASSIC!…. However, the comical sequences aren’t being shown in the right order. ”

[@therobust]

... And don't call me surely 😂

[@79jgibbs]

"Yesss Yes i remember, I had Lasagna"

[@mamacindyrogofsky495]

I always liked Lloyd Bridges. 😂😂

[@dashoverton1963]

The funniest movie ever made.

[@owensweetland342]

In this society WE have created ( there's no "them" to blame; we're "them" ) these jokes, etc couldn't be used 'cause someone somewhere would be offended.

[@paul-ie6wi]

That comment of yours really upset me! Can you cut it out please ………………😂😂😂😂

[@owensweetland342]

@paul-ie6wi I love how we humans blame others. We humans manufacture our own misery.

[@ValenTyne-fp4ij]

In the thumbnail, it looked like Leslie Nielsen was wearing a yamulka... 😂