Meet The Pukeko

[@ActualPigeon]

Hearing someone refer to a Pukeko as an Australian bird rather than a New Zealand one was whiplash, but they're found all over the place including Indonesia so it's not technically wrong.

[@KevinWarburton-tv2iy]

No. The Australian Bird, the Indonesian Bird (First I've heard of that), are related birds though separate.

[@oreolaw9911]

@@KevinWarburton-tv2iy they are same species "porphyrio melanotus" or more commonly "pūkeko" and unfortunately also known as "Australasian swamphen" I believe some isolated population's are considered subspecies but yeah I'm not entirely sure which population

[@whatshouldmynameebe]

True dat, as a new zealander myself i was watching the video wondering: 'what he mean? Pukeko native to nz, not australia!'

[@idonotmakevids-n7t]

fr it made me so mad

[@sonja5058]

​@@unoriginalkaiser Pūkeko are native - native means they found their way here and established by themselves, which both takahē and pūkeko did (same bird came over from Australia at different times actually!) Endemic means only found here and nowhere else in the world. Takahē are endemic to NZ. Pūkeko are also found in Australia, Papua New Guinea and Indonesia. In Aus they're known as Australasian swamphens.

[@thatgamerjoshua3759]

"Once upon a time, three happy" birds lived in a warm and lush forest." 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@flaris0706]

"⚠You've alerted the horde"

[@Amenisuke]

@@flaris0706howdy.

[@peopleoftheworld1750]

The birds had no names, though the creatures of the forest would call them Big Bird, Long Bird, and Small Bird.

[@Amenisuke]

I, smilesault, am come to herald the arrival of the fandom. Prepare to be flooded.

[@LAV-25A2]

What have you done..?!

[@Fardling]

bro is like 75% feet

[@LIMC]

he boot too big for he got damn feet he

[@Scasmemes]

LOL

[@murbed.]

DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@theominouspigeon]

​@@LIMCdeviantart

[@WhatABeautifulDuwangChew]

Feet mmm🤤🤤🤤🤤

[@b8IIin]

1:19 bro just called a "pukeko" an Australian bird when it literally has a Māori name

[@wyattlewis-felisiak2808]

true that makes me just want to AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@athelonus]

Well he's Australian so I guess he just assumed it's an Australian bird since he said he's seen it growing up

[@FuhkuckingGangleboosh]

They stole our bird like they stole Crowded House

[@BurntMemoriesAlt]

As a New Zealander, that hurt to listen to.

[@sonja5058]

Pūkeko are also found in Australia, Indonesia and Papua New Guinea, so I get it... but they're referred to as Australasian swamphens over there. It also hurt for me as a New Zealander tho.

[@everquill4275]

How do you do an entire video on a New Zealand bird without mentioning New Zealand. Calling it Australian is a crime.

[@Blurgamer17]

He is an Aussie, so...

[@Bailanat0r]

It’s native to australia and new zealand 🤓☝️

[@FakeAs-ft3ym]

@@Bailanat0r there are 25 new zealanders outside your house with jackets that have bulldog faces on the back.

[@MrHendrix17]

The Pūkeko doesn't originate in New Zealand, they were introduced sometime in the last 1000 years.

[@aftonstan5494]

@@MrHendrix17 That still makes them native.

[@-Zerontek-]

Oh hell nah, everyone in the comments talking about the Apocalypse bird. The Lobotomy is spreading.

[@shinariXD]

THEN, IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CHAOTIC CRIES, SOMEONE SHOUTED: "IT'S THE MONSTER! BIG, TERRIBLE MONSTER LIVES IN THE DARK, BLACK FOREST!"🗣🔥

[@NaLian605]

I feel like I got lobotomized when ever I don't get a meme(like rn)

[@-Zerontek-]

@@NaLian605 The comments are in reference to a boss (Apocalypse Bird/Judgement Bird) from the aptly named game: "Lobotomy Corporation" and "Library of Ruina". The community surrounding those games is... Passionate... To say the least.

[@Goofyahh_shark]

The lobotomy is spreading

[@LunaticCrusaderUrist]

I think it looks like an AT AT from the empire. Just needs two more legs and a longer bogy

[@Blahha16]

"Then, in the middle of all the chaotic cries, someone shouted: 'It's the monster! Big, terrible monster lives in the dark, black forest!'"

[@eurobeat90]

Bait used to be... to be... to... be.. IS THAT THE CRIMSON FOG?

[@joaoantonio2621]

@@eurobeat90 "insert guitar riff"

[@RakaAvali]

IS THAT THE RED MIST??????

[@OrnamentalShrubb]

hello gebura

[@asyra-ku4vi]

is that the purple haze- wait was that a JOJO REFERENCE🗣🔥🔥

[@oVerdrive-pt5uk]

"Hmm how should i light up the dark forest?" The trusty Big bird:

[@houraiDoIl]

"Hmm how should I prevent any dark forest inhabitants to commit sins?" The humble Small Bird:

[@ReinsofGaul5053]

"Hmm, how should i let the other animals in so that only good people are there?" the Fair Long Bird:

[@ilovemywhiteshoes]

@@houraiDoIloh no it breached

[@Lee-tt5zc]

@@houraiDoIl”Hmmm, how should I judge everyone’s sins”

[@usernametaken017]

Oh geepers! how should I get across this dangerous grass? The humble Rain Deer:

[@SpaceGoat3126]

“Its scale would never neglect the weight, of even the smallest sin”

[@lilin7049]

Those bird look familiar. They give me the sense of the justice system. In which there is a tall judge that over rules a case. One that watches or beholds it with it's many eyes like the jury, and finally, the ones the gives out the so called "punishment" sometimes a light "peck". Which gives me a thought of the horrors if these 3 systems came together and fused. It would be an "apocalypse".

[@Your_Favorite_Peon]

SAME

[@PunishingBirb]

Hmm I wonder who the pecking one is 🤔🤔🤔

[@bone6435]

Big Bird, with his many eyes, watched over the forest to seek trespassers, Big Bird's eyes can see very far, and things we can't see

[@caiomanman]

project moon spotted

[@JOÃOSOBRAL-h3v]

I GOT TORCH

[@iwaniscool7780]

I GOT JUDGE

[@Nuaxxxx]

I GOT BIRD

[@phithinbabi]

oh no

[@GoodrichthysEskdalensis]

1:21 They're also found in nearby regions like Indonesia and New Zealand. The latter is where the name Pūkeko comes from.

[@Zemflame2]

i always thought they were native to new Zealand 🤷

[@GoodrichthysEskdalensis]

​@@Zemflame2 They are. All native means is that a species is naturally found there, which the Pūkeko is. It is not, however, endemic to New Zealand.

[@Zemflame2]

@@GoodrichthysEskdalensis ah i didnt know that (learn something new every day :))

[@JohnPabloEsposito]

Holy shit, someone who is not a sleeper

[@KevinWarburton-tv2iy]

The Indonesian, Australian birds are not the same as the Pukeko. They are relatives.

[@shiningjoot6369]

"The twilight was endured, and we now face towards dawn. Has the birds' twittering in the forest finally stopped?"

[@TomimokaDiyuu]

reading this description was so fire after beating apoc bird

[@PunishingBirb]

no we keep on going

[@rat444.4]

This bird looks like he's about to judge my sins

[@JOÃOSOBRAL-h3v]

Just put he into an unskipable cutscene (Yamato combo)

[@dodoxasaurus6904]

Pūkeko is the Māori name for it in New Zealand, where as it's know as the Purple swamphen in Australia.

[@Simple_sign]

The clerk at lobotomy corp when he sees a bird with a judge balance in his neck , head towards a small bird and a big bird

[@nelsoncua9739]

😮

[@mayphyo9024]

Apocalypse bird

[@S1ayer585.]

man I’m dea- *DING* 20 🔵

[@lolicon453]

@@Simple_sign GLORY TO PROJECT MOON

[@walterliew9570]

Once upon a time, three birds loved together in a black forest

[@tristancallahan8189]

You alerted the horde with this one. Now you're gonna have to make a video covering them.

[@Sploingus7]

I actually read this like it was Left 4 Dead. With the ⚠️ You have alerted the horde Looking sentence. My brain has problems

[@yuridelacruz2480]

Danteh, you need to do your dalies Danteh, we need more shards boxes Danteh.

[@caldercockatoo2234]

Covering who?

[@caldercockatoo2234]

⁠​⁠​⁠@@Sploingus7Same.

[@bonbob9512]

Danteh... quit wasting Lunacy Dantehh... Walpurg is just around the corner Dantehhh... (Sorry Outis, Don, Rodya, can't miss out on my first Walpurg banner)

[@SolarSillySolace]

Petition for LIMC to go over the apocalypse bird memes

[@v1_ultrakill_real]

i think he will he got raided💀💀

[@artyfarty99changingtohoiii78]

yes

[@powermyif6103]

Sleeper agents will be crazy

[@donaldduck0722]

@@v1_ultrakill_realI had a seizure reading this

[@NexSDC]

“And in the middle of the chaotic comment section, someone typed..”

[@thefourhorsemenofapocalypse]

Australian bird!? The pukeko is from New Zealand mate!

[@2MKcreations]

LIMC is treating like it's Russell Crowe

[@SliceJosiah]

as a kiwi i can confirm i am offended

[@Dishbsmeosisusujsjsjs]

It’s from both

[@BLANK-pr5qs]

@@Dishbsmeosisusujsjsjsfound in both, native to New Zealand.

[@Dishbsmeosisusujsjsjs]

@@BLANK-pr5qs if it’s found in both then it’s native to both. They originally came from Australia, where they are called purple swamphen, around 1000 years ago.

[@kobegaoyt8923]

As a Kiwi, the fact that you didn't mention that the Pūkeko was native to NZ made me slightly tweak

[@daofficalmrwutangman6697]

I’m pissed cuz

[@darktrix1410]

it would make sense though as LIMC is australian so likely has seen them where he lives and the Pūkeko isn’t only native to new zealand (it is only called that there but it doesn’t mean it’s native). It’s situated all across oceania in australia, new guinea and much more and in fact it’s believed it originated from australia and moved all across oceania so yeah i’m not trying to dog on you guys as im australian and i like new zealand im just saying what it is anyways have a good day

[@ThrarmAnimation]

@@darktrix1410 Question, is “Pukeko” an Australian word?

[@darktrix1410]

@@ThrarmAnimation no and i never said it was

[@itscharlie0110]

So he mentions that "it is also and Australian bird with a different name" but never in the video explains why it was called a Pūkeko. Slightly annoying.

[@lunactiathemoth]

the horror that dawned on my face as soon as i saw what the comment section is like

[@Khim_0129]

I guess this bird got popular with the Project Moon fans because it looks like Big Bird, or because edits were made to the original pukeko to make it look like the three birds.

[@tacopizzasandwich621]

Dawn? Like dawn… office?

What is with that horror?

[@remixgameyt1172]

What dawn? Orange, Green, Red or Purple?

[@FungalHero]

The horror? Did that made you feel overwhelmed? !!!!

[@TheGallery534]

I live in New Zealand where Pūkeko are native, they are menaces, constantly taunting drivers as they recklessly run across the roads, trespass on your property and dig up your vegetables.

[@itscharlie0110]

Absolutely. Often I am having to slow down and think, what is this little bird gonna do? Running across roads randomly seems to be their favourite.

[@razorblade4146]

**insert apocalypse bird scream.mp3*

[@vun7964]

RRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

[@S1ayer585.]

*Too many trumpets by Aden mayo plays*

[@Justitia_employee_FromLcorp]

*Then, in the middle of all the chaotic cries, someone shouted: 'It's the monster! Big, terrible monster lives in the dark, black forest!*

[@anaverage_2006user]

​@@S1ayer585. Item Asylum.

[@funnycat-l7r]

pstd activates:

[@MOSBLobotomyCorporation]

You have alerted us,prepare for Project Moon's hordes

[@gabrielnicol8297]

Hell yea, big bird from the hit game lobotomy corporation on LIMC

[@Woobydoobygoober]

*APOCALYPSE BIRD ROAR*

[@thegardenerrealithink]

What have you done, now they're coming

[@L3CleanupAgent]

PROJECT MOON SLEEPER AGENTS!!! GO AFTER HIS AHH!!!!

[@thegardenerrealithink]

I walked down a path

[@gabrielnicol8297]

@@thegardenerrealithink leading to the past

[@starbalek3625]

Be sure not to let it reunite with its friends, because if it happens, it'll be the Apocalypse. Birds forming an Apocalypse. An Apocalypse bird.

[@starbalek3625]

Face the fear, build the future.

[@El_Negro2003]

Dodo’s nuts 😂😂😂😂

[@gerryfuss4302]

There in nz

[@starbalek3625]

@@gerryfuss4302 ???

[@TheDarkEclipxe]

Once upon a time, there lived 3 happy birds. Big bird, with his many eyes watched over the forest for tresspassers. Judgement bird, with his scale weighed the sins of every creature in the forest. Small bird with his beak, punished the creatures that did bad things. In the middle of the chaotic cries, someone shouted. *"ITS THE BEAST, ITS THE BEAST FROM THE BIG DUSKY FOREST"* In all seriousness, i do love the pukkeko, its so goofy and i adore it. I hope to see it when i go back to new zeland one day

[@Nat_the_Chicken]

We hiked on the Abel Tasman when we were there in July and stayed in a cabin at Anchorage, and there was a whole family of pukeko wandering around the entire time we were there, it was great

[@Insuroo]

'DONT LET THEM ENTER THE PORTAL!!!" - my friend last words -

[@Smaco.]

Seeing a LIMC video about pukeko's is honestly kind of surreal. If you've been to NZ, you'd know. They're EVERYWHERE.

[@kandyweeb1885]

They’re actually immigrants from Australia. Not called pukekos there tho

[@thewamo23]

A month later, we came to this conclusion: There was no such “beast” in the forest.

[@PunishingBirb]

“People have been committing sins since long ago. "Why do they commit sins, knowing it's wrong?"

[@brainkatt]

Project moon sleeper agents activate

[@Reboppin]

Immediately scrolling, I see a ton of Lobotomy Corp references and I love it. Also I wanna see a Pukeko now… it’s adorable!

[@therexyogaming]

The adults look like small cassowarys which is funny because apparently they share the same temperament

[@day-me-in]

come to new zealand and you will see them everywhere, especially in estuarys and in farm land

[@heliegepest5793]

They are stupid birds which hang around roads

[@franciasii2435]

They called swamp chickens. They're wild, and keeping them or hunting them is illegal.

[@RANDOJAYJAY]

come to nz bro they just hang around fields and stuffnstuff basically ibis but less dumb

[@Yuri_Burger]

There’s a big scary bird in that dark dusky forest!

[@EarthPlanetaryDude]

1,000,000+ unnamed project moon fans hoping to see apocalypse bird, because pukeko looks like those 3 "little" birds. (They might've seen the meme about the birds)

[@uhhhidk.1234]

Then, in the middle of all the chaotic cries, someone shouted: "It's the monster! Big, Terrible monster lives in the dark, black forest!"

[@Lee-tt5zc]

Glory to project moon.

[@JoelraphaelHalili]

God summoning 69420 pm sleeper agents just to say: "Then In the middle of all the chaotic cries, someone shouted: "it's the monster! Big, Terrible monster lives in the forest"

[@sausageimp2704]

She apocalypse on my bird till i scream or smth

[@Starryeyyed67]

Everywhere I go i see "Sleeper Agents" but why

[@sausageimp2704]

@Starryeyyed67 "why exactly" are we sleeper agents or "what for" are we sleeper agents?

[@Goobert1]

Bro it took me a SECOND to find a Lob Corp comment, we're so great at this

[@lilkobold9455]

Sleeper agents are always around!

[@tristancallahan8189]

@@Goobert1 I swear to God there has to be some type of subliminal messaging inside of PM's games that make us this way.

[@angela_bestAI]

​​​@@tristancallahan8189I am in your walls, X.

[@PunishingBirb]

We’ll save the forest!

[@lilkobold9455]

@@tristancallahan8189 maybe just maybe kjh put somethin in there to make us like that or perhaps we just like them that much

[@Nara-mw3by]

Hello, non-PM fans, this is a regular occurrence as we all are rabid sleeper agents, swarming like ants whenever even the slightest accidental reference to something in Project Moon's works is made. I hope you understand.

[@SkullTheLegless]

Not a single mention of project moon in the video, but all the pm fans have flocked to the comment section. Beautiful.

[@KptnYggdra]

One could say it's even ideal

[@hiddenguy67]

what is project moon bruh

[@NotreallyanamesThePumpkin]

​@@hiddenguy67korean indie game studio

[@MarlonMolina-x2i]

​@@hiddenguy67A small indie game studio from Korea, creators of the hit game Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, you should go check it out if it is your style.

[@randomguyonyt6060]

they are known for producing peak fiction

[@justdreemurr]

"Then, in the middle of all the chaotic cries, someone shouted: 'It's the monster! Big, terrible monster lives in the dark, black forest!'" - Tale of the Black Forest

[@aria3703]

SLEEPER AGENTS ACTIVATE

[@Reboppin]

Lobotomy Corp reference spotted! I wish I played L Corp 😞

[@octaveguerinel2632]

*second trumpet*

[@biju_fein8]

​@@Reboppinyou can always pirate it or wait for the next sale on steam

[@samuel-the-italian]

Twilightscream.mp4

[@niknow7532]

Wait thats a real bird?.. "Then, in the middle of all the chaotic cries, someone shouted: 'It's the monster! Big, terrible monster lives in the dark, black forest!'"

[@PhantomGato-v-]

Jokes aside, they are! They're actually super cute in real life, I remember picking one up as a kid~

[@niknow7532]

@@PhantomGato-v- pukeko :3

[@PhantomGato-v-]

@@niknow7532 that reminds me, I'm going on a trip in a few days, should probably bring birdseed in case I see any! Edit: also, somehow un-Project Moon'ed this comment. Huh.

[@YXAJPW]

pūkeko aren't just australian, they are in new zealand too, and pūkeko is the te reo māori name for them, which you didn't mention once 😅

[@SliceJosiah]

and he also butchered the pronunciation like everyone else. also nice pfp.

[@Cpslw]

Classic American

[@Blurgamer17]

​@@CpslwHe's Australian.

[@aftonstan5494]

@@Blurgamer17 Same difference.

[@jacobscott2473]

I've never seen a juvenile Swamp Hen, but these guys are in literally every pond big enough not to turn into bird shit from their presence

[@joaoborgesrodriguesalves6554]

1:16 ''POLNAREFFU! IGGY! LOOK OUT!!'' legs

[@LaggerKnight]

I was thinking Princess Fiona's singing that makes birds explode

[@ethanrocha8803]

nahhhh that’s crazy

[@welltakeenoughtime5307-v1r]

diabolical

[@LennyTheSniper]

Bro that's foul, I can't 😭

[@480midi]

💔💔

[@Sillygumbal123]

“But there was nothing . There were no creatures, no sun and moon, and no beast. All that was left was just a bird and the black forest.”

[@joaoantonio2621]

"Long Bird weighed the sins of creatures that enter the forest to keep peace. Long Bird's scales could measure every sins, and were fair and just."

[@RandomIdiotI65934]

at this point the pukeko is just a lobotomy corp reference

[@thecooldraco]

Hopefully in this corporation i wont get lobotomized

[@angela_bestAI]

ha ha ha lobotomy go brr (its angelin time)

[@helper_bot]

75% feet 25% limbus company 0% project moon funds for the next game ICANTO

[@Herra_K]

Lobotomy corporation

[@farquaad69]

bots are ruining this comment section again

[@arbuckleboone8831]

​@@farquaad69AI learns comment formula and spews out random words

[@helper_bot]

@@arbuckleboone8831 random words

[@Herra_K]

@@farquaad69 what bots? All i see is activated sleeper agents.

[@Sime_Solky]

That feeling when the terrible monster that lives in the black forest

[@anklaranja]

Big Bird, with his many eyes, watched over the forest to seek tresspassers. Big Bird's eyes can see very far, and things we can't see.

[@mythicalrock2486]

big bird with it’s many eyes called all the sleeper agents here after seeing this

[@comet8539]

I'd like the mention that Pukeko is only called that in New Zealand It's just called a Swamp-Hen everywhere else.

[@kandyweeb1885]

Yeah, kinda weird for an Aussie to refer to it like that

[@seminark]

PM fans when funny looking bird (they're going to do a fusion dance with 2 others):

[@krip_gaying]

CALL RABBIT PROTOCOL

[@cxfgjklihgfcvhjnknhjknvbvvcflk]

pm fans has leaked containment again

[@Mr-random1902]

IS THAT A PROJECT MOON REFERENCE!???????!??

[@jorgelafuente9164]

IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE?????????!!!!!!!!!!!

[@VicBoss74]

IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKUNG VLADISLAV PETRENKO REFERENCE!??????!??

[@ВнеземнойЧебурек]

IS THAT A DOOM TIJOY 808TH DRUMS REFERENCE?!?!?!?!??????!!

[@AdzimHere]

that the judgement bird without the bandage and the weight.

[@TeWaitangiWire]

It’s a purple swamphen in AUS, and the Māori called it a pūkeko as it migrated east and became a part of the ecosystem in New Zealand

[@IJNAoba9-25-26]

God magically summoning 110,920 unnamed Project Moon fans to comment; "It's the monster! Big, terrible monster lives in the dark, black forest!" on every meme that includes a comically large bird:

[@radio5637]

A comically large bird? You could say its a Big Bird.....

[@cow12344]

@@radio5637*DO NOT.*

[@g_dox9917]

that must mean there is a small bird aswell.

[@MarlonMolina-x2i]

and a long bird too.

[@lifeisjoke5260]

Once upon a time, three happy birds lived in a warm and lush forest.

[@totallynotstone]

Bait used to be- holy shit is that big bird?!

[@tukocazador]

It’s the beast!!! A big, scary monster lives in the dusky, black forest!

[@koalacoder648]

as some one from New Zealand (ignore my username) who has seen a lot of Pukeko in New Zealand, I was surprised when I saw one in Australia

[@Blurgamer17]

They're all around the Oceanic area, focused here, across the ditch, and in Indonesia of all places. Also, Churr brother.

[@lukiluk8026]

It's a monster! A big, terrible monster lives in the dark, black forest!

[@allowinoftheattic2471]

Apocolypse bird looking ah bird

[@tristancallahan8189]

Project moon fan summoning technique number 5: the birds.

[@Creepkin.]

me after taming Big Bird, Judgement Bird, and Small Bird: I HAVE HARNESSED THE HARNESS!

[@Alza.art4518]

The impact this thing has on the ProjectMoon community is always worth mentioning when discussing this meme.

[@Herra_K]

sleeper agent activated. GLORY TO PROJECT MOON

[@samuel-the-italian]

i can't look at it without thinking about the 3 funny apocalypse birds

[@hijiriyukari]

PMoon sleeper agents are awake

[@GSFigure]

How did this meme get a lesson in the same time frame I found myself in a Lobotomy Corporation rabbit hole?

[@XodusExelerus]

The pukeko is just a regular guy , a chill guy and probably doesn't gaf

[@Xiao_LiuSection1Director]

A Limbillion project moon fans being summoned because of a single bird is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen “Today, a video will be swarmed.”

[@Llamanator_]

Oh, round and round we go~

[@KptnYggdra]

Holding onto pain

[@googleslides8305]

Driven by our egos

[@justaplaceholderkekw]

Feelings untold

[@mint_thats_it7672]

Spinning our own

[@walterliew9570]

Versions of the past

[@AFriendlyNPC]

"Then, in the middle of all the chaotic cries, someone shouted: 'It's the monster! Big, terrible monster lives in the dark, black forest!"

[@RadeonVega64]

IS THAT ITEM ASYLUM

[@internetlurker1850]

@@RadeonVega64 You have been deemed qualified for Scarecrow work.

[@the866-sushi]

pm fans when am fans walk in (they're going so die so bad)

[@Faaragord]

Lobotomized

[@saturnking-il4fp]

​@@internetlurker1850 god forbid a Person who like both Project moon and Item asylum nah dude never cook again ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[@Y0URU53R]

"Guys I have Lamp!"

[@Khim_0129]

"I got Judge!"

[@sjogreninertia2923]

IA MENTIONED RAAAAAAHHHHH

[@joaoantonio2621]

I GOT BIRD!

[@eurobeat90]

*insert Apocalypse bird scream*

[@arbiter_dark]

"I GOT SMALL PEBBLE!"

[@MathiasHughes-o1v]

"Australian Bird" *Dies in New Zealander.*

[@ThomasLandrum]

AND THEN, IN THE MIDST OF ALL OF THE CHAOTIC CRIES, SOMEONE SHOUTED; DAAAAAAYYYUMM!!

[@amongusfeet3842]

When Big bird, Long bird, and Small bird enters the bar 🍸: 3RD TRUMPET 🤣🤣

[@joaoantonio2621]

PEACE FOR ALL!!!!1!!!!111

[@bread_kneecaps]

All Agents are dead Memory repository Day -12

[@PunishingBirb]

SMALL BEAK!!1!1!

[@amongusfeet3842]

yo whats up small bird

[@shadic1916]

Limc getting raided by project moon fans was bound to haooen someday

[@MrSkymouser]

Haoopen😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@HappyLovesNymph]

Harpoon??? MY COMPASS IS CURIOSITY MY COMPASS IS CURIOSITY

[@codythecat01]

And the Russians too

[@googleslides8305]

Day??? As in “The day we must not forget”?!?!

[@deep_sea_creature99999]

BOUND??? LIKE FORSAKEN MURDER?? RAIDED??? LIKE HOW GARION RAIDED THE FACILITY??? BY?? LIKE BYGONE DAYS E.G.O??? TO?? LIKE TOMORROW'S FORTUNE E.G.O GIFT IN LIMBUS COMPANY???

[@bloochill]

what they don't tell you is that these birds develop groups of mostly 3 birds and live in a forest a dark forest where they protect it and stop it from monsters

[@L3monsta]

It's not just an Australian bird but a NZ bird too! Heck the name itself "pukeko" is a the Maori name for it

[@saturnking-il4fp]

bro low key builded like judgement bird 🙏💀

[@darkshadow4519]

Built like judgemental bird but body is like big bird

[@OrnamentalShrubb]

He is small, built like big bird and lanky like judgement bird. Canon apocalypse bird.

[@jolecaes2517]

​@@OrnamentalShrubb thank god for whoever's wearing twilight and keeping these things from destroying the world

[@saturnking-il4fp]

@@jolecaes2517 aint no way dawg /⁠ᐠ⁠｡⁠ꞈ⁠｡⁠ᐟ⁠\

[@tharpi9145]

something something apocalypse bird “URRGH” sound

[@PunishingBirb]

But there was nothing there

[@MML66]

‏‪0:16‬‏ Imagine him flying at this size, his feet would literally be flying

[@user-AADZ]

Did you accidentally put 0:16 through the timestamp button?

[@lordlahmie244]

They can’t fly that well, funnily wnough

[@MML66]

‏‪0:21‬‏ 🫠​@@user-AADZ

[@bobmperson]

And then, in the middle of all the chaotic cries...

[@Nutella2004]

Surprised to find this wacky bird being memed. They are essentially the goofy ahh, flightless cousins of the swamphen, which looks similar to it. NZ is basically Australia but only the weirdness.

[@MatejBeranek]

1:40 Look at the lads go!

[@pixynowwithevenmorebelkanb6965]

DAMNNNN! JUDGEMENT BIRD HAS DRIP!!

[@VicBoss74]

Ура, мем Флинна зафорсился и на западе! Гооо... Ой, Дум ЛастФМ Спотифай!

[@KorbAgain]

Иностранная мозгогниль: PROJECT MOON Русская мозгогниль: Энчантималс Петренко Трахи интернета Шагающая курица Белорусские реперы Кодовые фразы в обоих случаях забавны

[@zewaxlol399]

Вавававававава

[@dawnvreaker]

​@@KorbAgainПРОДЖЕКТ МУН! APPEAR BEFORE ME AND TEAR ME ASUNDER! LET ME SEE YOUR EYES AS I EXPIRE

[@captain_commenter8796]

Pukeko said: “I wanna be big in terms of feet” And God said: “we shall do a little bit of trolling”

[@NewArmies]

Big Bird has left its containment unit. Mayhaps it was too small to hold it?

[@saltyredfish]

Big Bird explaining how killing people is saving them from The Beast:

[@rainbownoob8556]

YOOOOOO Hullo saltyredfish!

[@nadifsyahputra8493]

This is totally a reference to that one particular woman

[@nadifsyahputra8493]

I need someone to put the whole apocalypse bird story IN THE COMMENT SECTION

[@Skwuushi]

SOMEONE ALREADY DID 😭

[@nadifsyahputra8493]

WHERE?!? ​@@Skwuushi

[@Ivan_Konstruktor]

808 Спотифайчики 🥳❤️

[@samuelreyes464]

This just in. The wider internet discovers New Zealand birds

[@interloper4687]

And the rest of the internet still doesn't even know New Zealand exists 😆

[@MaimaiKuroshiro]

seeing that everyone's doing apocalypse bird references, it's finally time to share my joke/abridged retelling of the black forest tale i've been saving for a long while **ahem** Long ago, there was a forest. And, uhhh, three birds lived there. They had no names, so let's call them "Big Bird" (nope, not _that_ Big Bird), "Long Bird" and "Small Bird", because those are the only names I could come up with. Everyone in the forest was happy, had fun, yadda yadda. Anyway, the birds wanted the forest to be safe so that outsiders could come and visit them, because reasons. One sunny day, some random guy decided to go to the forest. He was _apparently_ a traveler. Or was he a pioneer? A prophet? Meh, who cares, this guy's a nobody after all. He wanted to get into the forest, but the birds found him suspicious, and didn't let him in (and rightfully so, don't trust random people kids). The guy then got pissed off, and as he left, he told them: "Soon, something REALLY bad will happen to this forest. It's gonna become real eeeevil and stuff, and everyone's gonna fight. And until some monster comes in and eats everyone, it'll all be over. The sun and the moon ain't gonna shine anymore, and there's NOTHING you can do to bring it back to what it was. Anyways have fun lmao" The birds got scared of what the guy they just kicked out for merely existing (deserved) told them. What if everyone starts fighting each other and some big ol' monster shows up and destroys the forest? So they decided to become the forest's guardians, protecting everyone in their forest and keeping it safe from harm. Surely nothing's gonna go wrong, right? Big Bird, with his many eyes (who needs that many eyes, anyway?), watched over the forest, for its eyes could see VERY far, and could see things no one else could see, for some reason. The more eyes the merrier, I guess. Or its vision was just *that* good, who knows. But then someone came in and said: "What if the monster destroys us all in the middle of the night, when it's so dark that you can't see a thing and everyone's sleeping?" Worried, Big Bird took off all its feathers and somehow managed to create a lamp out of them. How did it manage to do that? I dunno, but apparently it worked. The lamp's light would also never die out, so everyone was safe under Big Bird's watch, all day and night long. Long Bird created the justice system of the forest, and weighed the sins of whoever entered the forest to keep peace. Long Bird's scales could measure just about any sin, and were always fair and square. But then someone bursted in and said: "What if your scale doesn't tip on any direction? It's hard to grasp the concept of neutrality!" So then, Long Bird made a scale that would always tip to one said. That way every judgment would yield a clear veredict, right? Sounds just like how the justice system works in real life. At least Long Bird didn't make that scale out of its feathers. Small Bird decided to punish evil creatures with its beak. Because nothing's scarier than angering an adorable creature. Seriously, have you seen chihuahuas? But the someone barged in yet again, and said: "Your beak's too small, how's that gonna harm anyone? You can't do shit!" So Small Bird decided to TEAR ITS MOUTH WIDE SO IT COULD DEVOUR ANYTHING WHOLE. You heard me right. HOW DID IT EVEN MANAGE TO DO THAT WITHOUT DYING? Anyway, under the birds' watch, the forest became so gatekept that rumors started spreading about how terrible it is to even get through. "I heard some REAL bad stuff happens to anyone who dares enter that godforsaken forest." -Paranoid deucer "The Big Bird is always watching, this is literally 1984 by George Orwell." - Person who hasn't even read 1984 in the first place "The Long Bird scale isn't fair at all, I only stole just one tiny piece of candy from a store when I was a kid, and now I'm banned for life!" - Unhappy passerby "The Small Bird's punishment scares me. And I thought chihuahuas were bad..." - Some random guy I found on the City streets The birds found out about the rumors, and got sad. "We're working so hard to protect the forest, and we even defied biology itself to do it! Why do people hate us?" Less and less people came to the forest due to the birds' unholy attempt at protection, and the resident creatures' complaints got worse with time. Everyone started to riot because of the birds, even though they worked hard to protect the forest. "Haven't you seen? This forest is so big and wide that the three of us can't do jack shit to protect it! If only there was a better way..." "But we're literally the only ones who are protecting this forest. If it weren't for us, we could have hired some guys to help us." "Oh, I have an idea! What if we combined our powers? Maybe we could get strong enough to help this place!" "..." "That's... *GENIUS! LET'S DO IT."* The day Big Bird's perfect vision, Long Bird's totally fair and balanced juditial decisions, and Small Bird's creepy all-devouring mouth managed to fuse together by god knows what they did, EVERYTHING WENT WRONG. Darkness fell into the forest, and creatures started screaming at the sight of that monstrosity of a bird. Turns out that random guy the birds kicked was right all along. Everything plunged into chaos. Or maybe he was enough of a dick to curse them with his words, but who cares, EVERYTHING WENT DOWNHILL QUICK. Then, in the middle of all the chaotic cries, someone shouted: "IT'S THE MONSTER! A BIG, TERRIBLE MONSTER LIVES IN THE DARK, BLACK FOREST!" And as soon as that phrase was uttered, peak fiction was born. "Oh shit, for real? The monster's here?" said the birds, now as one. The bird began searching the entire forest to beat up the monster, but there was nothing there. Nope, not _that_ Nothing There either. The Apocalypse begun. The creatures left (and rightfully so), the sun and the moon stopped shining, and the so-called beast never came. Only the Bird remained, alongside the black forest, and the cold, dark night continued from there. "... Say that again?" "Rumors say that there is a terrible monster in the black forest where nobody lives." And now that monster the very rumors talked about is in your facility, killing all your clerks and making your job harder than it already is. *NOW GO SUPPRESS IT.*

[@thatkarldude]

It's the monster! Big, terrible monster lives in the dark, black forest!

[@Jmiherenko]

DOOM SPOTIFY LASTFM

[@KillgoreGuttfuck]

I AM NOT FUCKING LAST FM OR DOOM, YOU FUCKING DIMWITS

[@fairsk9196]

The pukeko is just a chill guy

[@Scasmemes]

Truly a chill guy

[@LEWIS_sanders_9]

I skibidi my toilet to Kai cenat

[@V1X_11V]

A very chill guy.

[@andrewb5936]

Very chill

[@Chompywomper]

Yeah he just don’t gaf

[@vibewebyt2293]

Second Trumpet... *Apocalypse Bird Scream*