LET ME PUT IT TO YOU THIS WAY, OKAY?

[@trashman1605]

Let me put it to you this way, ok? .

[@masterxl97]

_Eventually, Reggie stopped thinking._

[@Biscotum]

"Let me put it this way, okay?" Rhetoric - All right, this is the moment. We can justify everything right here, right now. Authority - Do you really need to justify yourself? Who is he to tell you to 'just skip?' Put him in his place: beneath you. Red check - Heroic [Rhetoric]: Come up with an answer (Rolls snake eyes) Rhetoric - ... Volition - What are you doing? You have to say something. Conceptualization - Maybe it's just a really good dramatic pause? For effect. Electrochemistry - I don't know, I'm not seeing much of anything going on here. I think he's just drawing a blank. Logic - How long have we been just sitting here, anyway? Reaction Speed - About ten seconds. Authority - Oh God.

[@adams3627]

That was a Red check, alright.

[@GuitarSlayer136]

Reggie: "I... want... too?"

[@BL-9065]

I just read that in my head as the voice of the Disco Elysium narrator and I love how much thought u put into all this haha!

[@TrashTawk]

Reggie really just Roman Cancelled and then didn't press a _single_ button

[@Kaarl_Mills]

Reggie wins by doing absolutely nothing

[@proxydoesitwrong6331]

God I love this comment so hard. 😂

[@DeepestDankest]

The "no mix-up" mix-up

[@johndelanie3649]

We let him cook and he just doordashed some McDonalds to the wrong house

[@The_Devil_Breaker_]

In. credible.

[@theotherjared9824]

He turned on the gas and left the building

[@pwnyfacevera5684]

​@@theotherjared9824 q∆

[@Ponch_ITK]

Let him cook? No this is just basically Reggie leaving a stove on and burning the entire house lmao

[@arthurgomes5188]

Nah, Reggie turned the stove on, but, forgot to light the fire. The reason why Woolie is laughing so much is because of the gas leaking.

[@Toy-Wave]

nahh the house may be burnt but whats that emerging from the rubble? a 5 COURSE MEAL COOKED TO PERFECTION. WE. EAT. GOOD.

[@austin9568AuraMasterDX]

"This man ain't cookin shit"

[@Ponch_ITK]

@@arthurgomes5188 never knew that carbon monoxide was another form of laughing gas but okay

[@riddlemethat5597]

You gotta let the wok get hot before you throw the oil on!

[@DatAsuna]

DO NOT LET HIM COOK

[@mep15067]

GET HIM AWAY FROM THE STOVE!

[@Copperhell144]

KEEP HIM OUTTA THE KITCHEN

[@danielcooper7433]

HE WILL BURN

[@Tachy_on]

Raiden bursts in - HE MUST NOT COOK

[@Ponch_ITK]

He's not going to cook if there's nothing to cook on

[@CyricZ]

The full context: In Mass Effect 1, Reggie wanted to focus on Liara while also apparently going for Ashley as well. At the inevitable confrontation, Reggie picked "Both", leading to Ashley walking off and Liara being "happy" she was "chosen". Ashley was never heard from again. In Mass Effect 2, with Woolie at the helm switching to FemShep, Liara was in ME1 history, but passed over for Garrus. Reggie made it clear he would have gone for Tali were he in control as his male character. In Mass Effect 3, returning to Reggie, the history is Liara in 1, Tali in 2. Reggie basically flirts with EVERYONE in ME3, including reassuring Liara early on that she's his girl. Then Steve walks in and Reggie stumbles his way into Steve's full relationship progression all the way to confirmation. And that leads us to here where now he's going after Diana (but is locked out regardless). Did I miss anything?

[@Kreacher3]

Thanks! What was the three words joke at the end though?

[@BHSDesk]

@@Kreacher3 "We'll bang, okay?"

[@MoostachedSaiyanPrince]

I don't think he's locked out of the reporter route, in fact I don't even think it's possible to be locked out of the reporter route, because she isn't treated so much like a route as she is a side piece/one night stand you can hit up with no consequences. If memory serves, there's two or three interviews you can do with the reporter in your room (this is the first, I believe) and she mildly flirts after turning off her camera in each one, but only the last interview actually lets you hook up with her. It's then never mentioned or impacts anything ever again, unless you were already dating Liara, because she's the Shadow Broker and will dump you if you go for it with the reporter.

[@NEEDbacon]

If we somehow ever get a Reggie led Persona 5 LP, he' 100% going Harem route.

[@MDKcde]

​​@@NEEDbacon The Valentine Day's Massacre you mean?

[@PerpetualDaydreamer]

In space, no one can hear you scream the wrong name.

[@Shonen_Hero]

Shut up and take my like, that made me cackle

[@BreakdancePeach]

"I care about you Ash-- I mean Miranda! No wait!" Gamer Poop #2, 2017 Red Shepard is a pure distillation of Gamer Poop Shepard, not played for laughs. He's amazing.

[@Lonequacker]

Reggie literally pulled the Patrice O'Neal bit of "Would you risk everything you've built with your woman for that girl passed out behind the dumpster?" by picking Diana Allers of all characters...

[@tylerhenderson5871]

Reggie's brain just going, "Don't involve me in this! You dug this hole, dig yourself out!"

[@MaddogSamurEye]

Brain: "You can stay, but I'm leaving" *Reggie's brain slides out of frame *

[@tbotalpha8133]

@@MaddogSamurEye Complete with the slide-whistle sound effect.

[@ScorpioTheScorpion1503]

“Dig up, stupid!”

[@AsleepAura]

“We’ll bang” wasn’t short for “we will bang”. It was actually “we ALL bang”

[@adams3627]

I didn't know Woolie was still CAPABLE of laughing that way.

[@NAM_137]

Surprised he didn't take spinal damage again goddamn.

[@TheZombiDude]

Fr I thought he was going to throw his back out again.

[@adams3627]

@@TheZombiDude you have to threaten suicide to get the real backbreaking laughter

[@sleepythemis]

I missed that laugh so much lmao

[@Stiganamatic]

The only other time I can remember this laugh coming out was the Parasite Eve playthrough with Pat where a notification for some anime fighter pops up and they both explode.

[@ODST_Parker]

This was without a doubt the best part of all three playthroughs. The walls come down, and Red is just exposed completely.

[@thedarkemperor334]

Woolie's laugh is amazing

[@zerotakis]

Like a chorus of angels

[@ReelPodcasts]

Top 10 legendary Woolie VS moments

[@cyberninjazero5659]

The Galaxy is huge but Red is never gonna leave the streets

[@Azmodeus87]

Reggie: *turbodigs hole* Woolie: Oh Ok! Reggie: No wait, lemme cook! Woolie: right. Reggie: *Izuna drops them both into the hole*

[@riddlemethat5597]

Woolie sliding backwards away from Red's anti-woman field like Gunbuster.

[@priceyyeti4058]

Red: ...Do you at least want some cham-pag-en? Liara: No thanks. And it's pronounced champagne. Red: OH GOD NO!

[@MrHeorhe]

*sobs uncontrollably*

[@arthurgomes5188]

I was gonna say that Reggie and Woolie were the angel and the devil on Red Shephard's shoulders, but, with the way the conversation unfolded it's more like they were the voices in the head of the Disco Elysium protagonist trying to convince him to do some absurd bullshit. It's just that in this case Woolie is one of the Psyche skills and Reggie is one of the Physique ones.

[@CoachJohnMcGuirk1]

We all know he’s electrochemistry

[@CoachJohnMcGuirk1]

And Woolie has so many points in Rhetoric, it becomes a detriment, causing him to talk himself into being correct every time he fails a Logic check

[@shadowrobot7708]

Re-watching this and Reggie's eyes at 0:23 just killed me.

[@DenisChainGuy]

Anytime you hear the Hyena laugh, you know it's a good bit.

[@miguelangelucsanchez183]

Unironically the best Mass Effect LP i have ever seen in years, thanks woolie and reggie the galaxy will never forget the tale of red sheperd

[@pleasegivecheese]

Woolie's laugh still fills me with joy.

[@armchairmaster]

A rare treat indeed; a Woolie Hyena laugh caught on film. It's like seeing Haley's comet, but cooler.

[@jman4091]

You know it’s good when Woolie goes hyena mode

[@TheJVH]

Woolie just laughed like Reggie finished his Arcana Heart 3: LOVE MAX!!!!! download.

[@Sultan-wj3gp]

"Never let go of your Yume" - words to live by!

[@OldemarFIN]

Reggie's "Let me put it to you this way" brings the word 'preambulatory' to mind, but there was nothing 'pre' about that. That was full blown pre-, peri- and postamble on his part. The rarely seen holistic omniamble.

[@YorkJonhson]

Woolie chose the perfectly wrong moment to take a drink. Hahah

[@ChrisBabaganoosh]

The completely bugged to fuck portrait of Steve in Red's quarters will forever be a testament to his love 4d tesseract breaking reality itself.

[@Tockym]

"Just throw away the yume?" I had to re-evaluate my life after that sentence.

[@Kaarl_Mills]

What does yume mean?

[@mayatunes]

​@@Kaarl_Mills Japanese for dream

[@portaljumper339]

Woolie’s fucking hyena cackle is actually the best laugh from a KZbinr, it is so genuine that it makes me IMMEDIATELY crack up on hearing it. Never gets old, and I’ve been watching since the SBFP days.

[@BL-9065]

Seeing that laugh almost made me wish I'd have seen Woolie back in the day xD personally I love Woolie and Reggie as a duo though haha

[@portaljumper339]

Those dudes got me through college, I’d highly recommend going back and watching through the old stuff if you want a cool slice of 2010’s gaming culture

[@BL-9065]

@@portaljumper339 Lol definitely noted! As of right now though I'm definitely digging Woolie and Reggie; when I'm at work I listen to their Slay the Princess, Silent Hill, and Everhood playthroughs and their Disco Elysium Best Of vids, all just to mellow out. These guys are so hilarious and so chill And I can't get enough of their best-friend jabs at each other xD Their laughter makes me laugh

[@LightStreak567]

1:05 I haven't heard anybody laugh like that since the video of some guy who farted while lifting weights

[@MaddogSamurEye]

What video was that if I may ask?

[@cyplexgames]

I know EXACTLY what video you are talking about, and I am not ashamed in the slightest.

[@tryarie1970]

Since Riferine

[@User5770]

Between the Red Sheperd Romantic L arc and Top Player Javik, I'm prepared to say this LP goes on the WoolieVS Hall of Fame

[@riddlemethat5597]

The only real reason I regret not having Reggie play all 3 is we didn't get to see his romantic escapades in 2. The Miranda/Jack fight completely changes context. That said, Woolie wearing the "I deleted the data" L around his neck for that first third of the LP made it all worth it.

[@User5770]

@@riddlemethat5597 POYO! I lost it when that happened.

[@RadonX9]

christ i think this is the hardest i've heard woolie laugh since the parasite eve incident

[@Jugg4n4ut]

LET! HIM! COOK!!!

[@Kreacher3]

1:04 God bless whoever did the captions

[@Detective_Bonghits]

Woolie laughing like that just brings me joy

[@tailedgates9]

That pause was beautiful. Goddamn, Reggie. XD

[@ShayneRawls]

Hyena Laughing off camera is the best subtitle

[@rattles2326]

Reggie started the oven, then realized he didn't know what he's making and started having a panic attack

[@ArchenteronSA]

god bless Red Shepard's Intergalactic Fuck/Marry/Kill Marathon

[@GoofballAndi]

MAN'S COOKED ABORT ABORT

[@Pyrozoid]

3:20 bro that excited giggle is fuckin killing me

[@ghastlyghifin4029]

Woolie choosing the worst possible time to take a drink

[@fspamss]

[Hyena laughing off camera] contender for best subtitle

[@lifesearch205]

Hey, he wasn't being silent. He was just applying more clown makeup.

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

the galaxy-spanning polycule

[@larrymeadows7535]

I remember watching this episode and crying laughing at the intensity of Woolies callout and subsequent spill

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

2:33 okay but did they get the green asari in the list?

[@JcGross93]

When the hyaena laugh comes out you know it's for real.

[@jamescorck]

Any day is a good day when you have Hyena Woolie in your timeline.

[@DrErikNefarious]

Reggie: Putting both Captain Kirk and Riker to shame

[@Kaarl_Mills]

I also appreciate Woolie stealing [The World] expressly for busting Reggie's chops

[@EstukoV]

This continues to kill me, Reggie please you're a treasure never change and hold onto your values(????????????) with a firm grip.

[@BL-9065]

Haha my thoughts exactly

[@BL-9065]

This is so goddamn funny 😂😂😂😂😂 If there ever gets to be a "WoolieVS hardest laughter" moments compilation where Woolie and/or Reggie experience this kind of joy i hope this gets added lmao

[@pathfindersavant3988]

Reggie, this isn't a Japanese game, the Harem route won't work here!

[@jeffreyquah]

"Tera mocha" holy shit

[@sol2296]

This is one of the moments of all time

[@XyerDark]

Don't do it Reggie, don't go for the Vorchussy.

[@EnvyMizuhashi]

Camera bot just fuckin went up to Shepard and said: "...and I'll be watching. Every...fucking...second."

[@OGR-4394]

"never let go of your humanity" is a great line in this case

[@HDmexsComboCon]

Reggie wanting to Wilt Chamberlain the galaxy

[@MinersLoveGames]

Don't let him cook. This stuff is *beyond* burnt.

[@lou5y]

Someone said they were going to travel to the outskirts of the galaxy. Reggie thought they said "chasing skirt across the galaxy" and signed up.

[@UtoobSuxDix]

Reggie with a hat that has a false hand holding a cloth to his forehead for these moments

[@JonVonBraun]

Woolie Hyena laugh gives me life

[@biogamer1728]

yo those white geth that crawl on the walls can GET IT

[@BHSDesk]

I've said it before, I'll say it again: WOOLIE'S. EDITORS. NEED. RAISES.

[@TheGrayMysterious]

He pointed the gun even though he knew it wasn't loaded

[@posteriorpepperoni]

Let him cook? Bro,homie's just throwing whatever he grabs from the cupboard on the pan

[@redbull63]

Woolie almost got his back blown out again. Non-Edit: I know EXACTLY how this sounds

[@XC11301991]

Lol I haven't heard Woolie laugh like that in a while

[@VinticoreGaming]

I love Reggie so much

[@McBackstabber]

Red "PANdemic" Shepherd

[@CameronFulbright]

3:23 As much as the hyena laugh was and always will be great, *THIS* made me laugh the most during this entire exchange.

[@TheSeize102]

the laugh is sooo infectious, thank youuuu LMFAOOO

[@elite6321]

This is now my favorite WoolieVs clip

[@Detheroc8]

When this playthrough is over i would really love to see an entire compilation of Red Shepards love life Cuz all of it is gold

[@artdog0100]

Reggie AKA Thirst Shepard vas Norm3ndy.

[@megasartshack]

RHETORIC [Formidable: Failure]

[@causewaybob3651]

I mean given the lore around asari would liara start to look more masculine to Red because that’s what she thinks he’s into?

[@Roronoa2zoro]

Yeah, he ain't cooking shit!

[@ScorpioTheScorpion1503]

Oh no, he’s _absolutely_ cooking shit. That’s the problem!

[@truefenriz]

When Reggie was allowed to cook, he pointed at the stands and essentially pulled a failed Steamed Hams run. No excuses checked out and no successful outcome was made. The house still burnt down at least.

[@Revanxbone]

Omg i love Reggie so much😂😂😂

[@peterwhite6415]

If anyone gets Woolie to Hyena Laugh, then you either said or showed the funniest joke or You are the joke.

[@Justhappytobehere1408]

"Tera Mocha Krogan" is my new band name. I call dibs.

[@CliffDiverBOA]

Man I haven't heard that hyena laugh since the Parasite Eve playthrough haha

[@AlphaVenatusDeus]

Thus begins Red's Dead Redemption.

[@Kaarl_Mills]

Reggie is the type of person to play Stardew Valley and try to date all the singles at once, only to get both special cutscenes

[@vincenzopaollogrieco9385]

then Red calls Vega over, then he says "Caramba Loco eres un desastre bixesual eh?"

[@Nemesis_T-Type]

More like a Pandemic

[@inferno232]

Reggie you have to have some standards beyond "They're nice and kinda hot," I'm begging you, man.

[@johnrivers3813]

Someone buy this man a bag of Skittles because he's not tasting this Galaxies' rainbow

[@BaneKeldare]

Reggie: The Called Out King

[@kingofbel6499]

The Woolie cackle

[@lobov1959]

Reggie, what a cultured man

[@DemonFireRain]

People not ready for that laugh clearly haven't seen the Arcana Hearts: Love Max incident.

[@austin9568AuraMasterDX]

All these species, and he settled with Steve.

[@Mabra51]

The vorcha in the thumbnail lmao.

[@zombine64]

I need Reggie to say "We'll bang okay?"