The Slop of an Average Human Mother | Woolie VS Whatever

[@VicBoss17]

Reggie's tolerance for cringe is clearly not the size of an average human mother

[@WandererRedux]

Comment has aged like wine considering the Mustard Queen will soon be a human mother.

[@Kittyjingles28]

At this point Paige is even more powerful as a mother. Honestly I love Reggie, but I wanted to see Paige beat a child that was not her own.

[@LW1773]

They say if you pick a job you love you'll never work a day in your life. Today, Reggie worked.

[@JeedyJay]

An aspect of Woolie's character development I appreciate is that he used to crumble into a pile when hit with overwhelming cringe, but now he goes into a kind of Second Boss Phase. He acts out a little cutscene for it and everything.

[@quailron1581]

You know when Phoenix gets back up if she has enough meter? Woolie’s Dark Phoenix happens when he cringes hard enough

[@Daniel_Lancelin]

Now I'm just imagining phase two Dark Souls boss Woolie sprouting wings and unsealing a curse or some shit. *[Darlington, Blade of Grenada]*

[@jacobfergusson2830]

nah the woolie hole opens up and you both fall in, but now he has home field advantage@@Daniel_Lancelin

[@Loffeleif]

"How could you go wrong with a girl who looks like THIS"

[@whyisgooglemakingmedothis603]

: *uncontrollable lung barf noises*

[@michaelberger501]

"This is the final level." Reggie, this is the TUTORIAL!

[@Shiratto]

Never thought I would be thanking KZbin’s terms cause Reggie isn’t ready for the cursed universe where this is much worse

[@DetectiveOlivaw]

Reggie’s phrase of “oh I’m traveling” is a choice turn of phrase, never heard that used for dissociation before but it instantly made sense to me

[@gordonslamsay8074]

"I feel like the father in A Serbian Film" - Reggie when talking about sonic for some fucking reason

[@kapkant6197]

It's how I feel consuming any Sonic fan content besides Sonichu, which loops back around into being cinema

[@gordonslamsay8074]

@@kapkant6197 if you aren't familiar with Tails Gets trolled, I highly recommend it. It's sonichu with some degree of self-awareness

[@Owen-zm6sq]

nah i get it

[@ChiiroRavenheart]

I saw a Serbian film because of Woolie wouldn't shut up about it. When Reggie said that I have the final scenes of that movie go through my head and I was like "how the fuck are you anything like him?"

[@sailorshark3334]

@@gordonslamsay8074while you’re there, watch some tamers12345

[@adams3627]

I love when I look at the video timeline and see ONE entry is fully 25% of the episode. That's when you know SOMETHING happened

[@dduuddeechil]

The audacity of Reggie to think he could ever out-cringe Paige 😂😂😂 Woolie's face at even the thought the Mustard Queen could ever be outdone gives me life

[@GuitarSlayer136]

The fact he doesn't know about the top 10 video is proof he's not ready.

[@Shadest]

Same energy as "I'm gonna footsie Daigo"

[@Nemesis_T-Type]

Reggie trying to use cringe on Paige is like Kurenai trying to use Genjutsu on Itachi

[@jadedragon216]

Reggie can't do cringe, but he can talk about the glory of feet

[@DoctorKarkand]

Paige might read fanfiction for fun, but Reggie WROTE erotic stories on the job.

[@thatfunkadeus]

"I feel like the father in a serbian film, because we both dont like the situation that is happening" is possibly the greatest hyperbole I have ever heard.

[@Muninnnr]

Woolie is finally getting some use out of that SONIC DREAMS COLLECTION experience, allowing him to tank the psychic damage a lot better than Reggie did.

[@MinersLoveGames]

This was a jam-packed stream. Reggie's soul leaving his body, almost immediately followed by Woolie nearly making BennettTheSage's soul leave his.

[@TheLordNathaniel]

43:32 The editing with Woolies reaction gets me every time

[@k-jsr]

"Oh No! They took it away... from ... them kids" in reference to Rouge's cleavage being censored, has to be the hardest I've laughed this year. It felt like the sentence got away from Reggie and he rediscovered it half way through, and didn't want to keep going.

[@DoctorHam]

The WEAKNESS of Reggie Edit: holy shit the Darkest Dungeon edits are peak

[@gameb9oy]

A small part of Reggie’s charming innocence was lost in this stream

[@FlutterSwag]

peak internet causes psychic damage

[@marcellosilva9286]

He lost all of his Press Turns watching that

[@SpookySkellyman]

Whoever added the debuffs to Reggie's cam is a fucking genius

[@trashman1605]

41:15 the cringe was so strong that it made Woolie skip a few frames of animation

[@Azmodeus87]

ikr? i was like "oh, there's so many cringe systems, the cpu couldn't handle it!"

[@vulpinepanther2001]

Woolie's respect and fear of Paige's power is wise beyond reason.

[@theotherjared9824]

Reggie the walking paradox. Basically has a pregnancy fetish and an eternal "I can fix her" attitude, but apparently draws the line at sonic characters.

[@joinsideke]

Drops a Serbian Film reference to describe Sonic cringe.

[@NEEDbacon]

Look, there are many different flavors of cringe. Just cause you can enjoy one flavor, doesn't translate to liking another flavor.

[@fluidthought42]

There's being down bad, and then there's being a horny Sonic fan. They are not equals in cringe.

[@armanhammer]

Give him an evil, pregnant sonic character and watch his soul rebel against mind.

[@talynhastime9343]

@@NEEDbacon This is extremely true. I can handle the most autistic-based, juvenile, and/or weeb-derived cringe you can imagine, fictional or real, but I cannot handle ‘failed to perform for an audience’ goofs and fumbles.

[@muzumaki619]

Seeing Woolie and Linkara in the same room is an unreal thing.

[@Loffeleif]

HMMMMMM?

[@1wayroad935]

I can only name like three people there

[@kapkant6197]

Linkara showed mercy to Woolie that day, the next time they meet Woolie will be sacrificed to Mechakara

[@Loffeleif]

@@kapkant6197 i forgot how deep the Channel Awesome lore runs, my god

[@bazzjedimaster]

It will be out when it's out and we like that... Great work ethic.

[@alos197]

Reggie was not ready for such amount of hotness

[@99sins]

Whoever said "fear is the mind killer" don't know shit about hotties the size of an average human mother.

[@flmalegre]

Rez Area 5: Average Human Mother

[@JozefLucifugeKorzeniowski]

Lord Byron

[@Vanity0666]

Gendo ikari moment

[@ryanbradleyrankin]

​@@flmalegrei laughed so hard at this i injured my neck.

[@brendanb2982]

LiSonic Al-Gaib

[@CuppaJo3]

It always makes my day to see someone new get exposed to that Sonic video for the first time.

[@meatwadisgod]

We are born of the slop, made men by the slop, undone by the slop

[@LucDeTruc]

Fear the slop

[@quinno.9253]

Our algorithms are yet to open. Fear the old slop.

[@IronMan9771]

I think we can all agree that the logical progression after top 10 hottest sonic females is to just have Woolie and Reggie do a dramatic reading of My Immortal

[@tarfielarchelone2674]

What's that?

[@Samuel-yf6pl]

Nah, My Immortal was almost definitely done as a joke. That sonic video is sincere

[@sagecolvard9644]

@@tarfielarchelone2674 A goth Harry Potter fanfic by a 14 y/o who openly admitted that she had never read or watched harry potter.

[@samt3412]

​@Samuel-yf6pl I legitimately cannot tell if the Sonic video was ironic or not. It's such an insane commission to the bit that it feels like it has to be real, but the narration is so ridiculous that it just can't be real. Like, there is no way the random Sesame Street reference was unironic

[@EvilWillYT]

39:29 Woolie hearing the most foolish words ever spoken in his house.

[@venomfuryx3250]

The second most foolish words were "Do you have any eggs for beeakfast?"

[@AnarchicArachnid]

*Malcolm in the middle Hal "skate " zoom in*

[@leeohx7174]

as soon as Reggies said that, all I could think about was Goku yelling "YOU FOOL!"

[@psychomammoth9640]

35:17 The beginning of the end of Reggie’s innocence of the internet, a deadly blow brought to us by the Mustard Queen herself. And it begins, that sound gets me every time 35:50.

[@BlackLynx4607a]

What a price to pay, huh Reggie? WHAT A PRICE TO PAY!

[@pathfindersavant3988]

"Woolie Baldwin." That left me as dead as Bennet's shoulder

[@1wayroad935]

And Reggie said that he could out-cringe Paige

[@fearjunkie]

42:08 Holy shit, Reggie's wild-ass comment combined with Woolie's expression literally knocked me out. I laughed so hard I blacked out for a second.

[@Sanodi21]

That video on Sonic girls is like a prime example of maidenless behavior, holy shit. It's as much maidenless behavior as it is an assassination attempt from Paige because I haven't heard that noise from Woolie before.

[@NEEDbacon]

The creator of that retroactively needed to be instructed to make contact with grass.

[@MB-sq7yn]

What a title, what a show, what a woolie

[@JetPoweredCloud]

What a thrill

[@steamdrake8660]

@@JetPoweredCloud With darkness and silence through the night

[@LtDragonfruit]

WHAT A PRICE TO PAY

[@venomfuryx3250]

What an average human mother

[@crushersbutlessedgynow]

What a slop

[@effluviah7544]

I used to work in the Everglades, and it's so funny to see people talk about gators that have never had to deal with them before. Mostly they leave people alone, unless you're a dipshit or a smaller, easier, tastier animal (so keep children and drunk people away). If you hear squeaking though, you found a nest by accident, and you are fucked. You can't run in the mangroves, just remember that and tread carefully.

[@Neyuun]

Apex predator that lived through the KT extinction, physically unchanged for a 100 million years, because it's the perfect killing machine. A half ton of cold blooded fury with a bite force of 20,000 newtons, and stomach acid so strong it can dissolve bones and hooves! And fear is there bacon bits... Also they eat cats and dogs so fuck them.

[@3serio]

Straight up. My local target was by a pond, so at a certain time of the day, a bunch of them would be lined up on the side of the building because that’s where the shade was. They hung out and were chill. Then they built a fence because people were scared.

[@Azmodeus87]

I mean, that's the deal with the vast majority of "scary" animals, right? Most are just doing their thing, trying to live well, trying not to get killed? Fawls, wasps & dolphins though? Sadistic psychos, can and will do fucked up shit for fun.

[@NEEDbacon]

And guess what, running wouldn't work even in a field.

[@Brave_SJ]

Aren't gators pretty lazy? I seem to remember seeing on TV once that they'll sprint a short distance at prey but if it gets away they won't chase it far from the waterline. Edit: I remember now, it was an episode of Mythbusters where they were testing the zig zagging myth. They concluded you were better off going full sprint in a straight line because the gators they tested got tired after chasing them a few feet.

[@RhysClark97]

28:45 "i need to catch up on some of the NEWER stuff, unicorn..."Woolie that anime was like...13 years ago.

[@WIImotionmasher]

Paige BUILT this reputation.... IN A CAVE...

[@WIImotionmasher]

WITH A BOTTLE OF MUSTARD

[@JeedyJay]

A *_PARTY CAVE!_*

[@heardofrvb]

I'm sorry, Reggie. You're not Paige.

[@BlargleWargle]

Good grief, the "what?" Reggie gives at 41:41 is one of the most genuine sounds of disbelief and *fear* I've ever heard a human make.

[@timthechef9242]

I'm very happy that Guptil89's sonic video has been shared to the masses by various channels recently. It's one of the most consistently entertaining videos ever made.

[@ALloydRH]

Someone give this editor an award for the debuffs during the Sonic bit XD I felt my stomach churn when Mina Mongoose of all characters showed up, and that's without mentioning this guy seems to genuinely find Penders era comic art to be "attractive".

[@sharkodile22]

That's the true mark of being too dep down the Sonic rabbithole. You can enjoy all the weird religious fetish art and fanfics you want, but the moment you decide to unironically enjoy Penders, you've gone too far.

[@inaccurateprophecy8971]

Finding anything to compliment about 25 Years Later nearly gave me a conniption.

[@Braxmegaman]

BUT YOU CAN HARDLY SWALLOW YOUR FEARS AND PAAAAIIIN WHEN YOU CAN'T HELP BUT FOLLOW IT PUTS YOU RIGHT BACK WHERE YOU CAAA-AA-AAME

[@Celt420]

When the mongoose appeared on screen with accompanying commentary, woolie's hyena laugh manifested itself within me

[@Nestorglass]

I think we all fucking lost it right there I even manifested a bit of Woolie as well by nonstop coughing

[@treefingers6572]

Paige: Withdraw your hand from the box and the cringe takes you. Reggie: what's in the box? Paige: Pain. And feemales.

[@ojrmk1]

"The size of an average human mother." I've lost a part of myself I'll never get back from hearing this any my only solace is that Woolie and Reggie now bear the same scars on their souls.

[@UndeadGary]

Its so funny to me the amount of effort you guys put into your Slop videos vs. Pat's Trash videos. Editing, timestamps, fuck even an Excel spreadsheet keeping score and notes. I appreciate that both of you have your own style for your videos though and its cool to see how much you continue to develop the channel Woolie and co.

[@wumbojet]

Poor beautiful Reggie, an innocent soul now tarnished by the depravity of human existence. His soul was too pure to resist, hopefully he can recover from this one day.

[@sharkodile22]

During the Sonic tier list, the fact that the only thing that I was even remotely surprised or perturbed about was the dude putting fucking Wave "Literally Who" the Swallow above the MILF rabbit and Blaze as anything short of 0, SSS+ has me, in hindsight, worried about my spiritual being.

[@johnoneil9188]

Man, that video of Woolie with the pool cue was ages ago! I still remember watching that review and suddenly going "Wait....why is Woolie here?!"

[@lbcyber]

I know this is microscopic when compared to the rest of the content, but I really just can't get over 40:25 's "Numero Six (French)"

[@carlosfred8673]

The part where the Sonic video just puts a random picture of a Native American and it breaks Woolie's concentration has me howling.

[@samt3412]

They entirely missed the fundamentally insane "Blaze has a Native American ponytail" line lmao

[@battleking500]

As always phenomenal editing. This is by far the largest amount of effort I’ve seen put into a clip channel.

[@xRendakx]

As an avid writer of fanfiction I feel called out but also comforted that the Mustard Queen has my back If only for like, jester reasons. Still.

[@Munkee7777]

"You think you can outcringe the mustard queen?" Had me fucking dead

[@Mxlsptlk]

Oh Reggie, you poor bastard. You can't win a cringe off with Paige. She absorbs cringe. She lives with and feeds off cringe. Pat, alone, has made her more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

[@JTF374]

Intro Woolie: I'm in a no nonsense mood, just gonna punch in and get through this shit. Woolie in the middle of the video: REGGIE, YOU FUCK, YOU ARE GONNA GIVE OPPINIONS ON SONIC GIRLS AND CHOOSE WHICH YOU WILL MAKE A WIFE AND YOU ARE GONNA FUCKING LOVE IT!!

[@rock61920]

This really is Hot Chick Heaven!

[@Nasiruify]

"Oh no they took it away. . From them kids" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ASR-Ansori]

6:47 Small correction: Crocs aren't smaller than gators, not most of 'em at any rate. The largest reptiles on the planet are crocs, not gators: American crocs, mugger crocs, Nile crocs, salties, etc. Both can be slim and get pretty chonky, but overall, crocs get longer and heavier. Some crocs can also have the U-shaped broad snouts gators have so the best way to differentiate them is the teeth: you'll only see gator teeth pointing down while their mouths are closed, while crocs' point up and down and are more interlocked. Also, on 29:06, can confirm as a Spaniard and one of their closest neighbors... screw France xD

[@DaRealJGRIF]

I was looking for this comment because yeah generally crocodiles are bigger and heavier than alligators especially saltwater crocs

[@Shin_Mando]

NEVER IN MY WILDEST DREAMS WOULD I THINK WOOLIE WAS IN A VIDEO WITH LINKARA! That shit is wild.

[@DanteDSol]

As soon as the Sonic bit came on I swore I could hear Bo Burnham's "Welcome to the Internet" playing on loop

[@NEEDbacon]

"Of all the different characters in -Harry Potter- Sonic fucking each other"

[@UndeadGary]

55:40 Holy shit I've never seen that video and I nearly spat out my coffee. Damn Woolie I thought you were joking about breaking the pool cue earlier lol. You fucking annihilated it over his back hahaha, god damn did he make you go 0-2 at a tourney earlier that day or something!?

[@GrayVBoat]

Y'know, when you guys mentioned Okuyasu, I realized something: Maybe the reason he doesn't use The Hand to its fullest potential isn't because he's stupid. Like, yeah, he's an idiot, for sure. But remember that he and Keicho were trying to find a stand that could put their father out of their misery - they undoubtedly tried The Hand, which wouldn't have worked. I imagine that Okuyasu would've seen how his stand affects living creatures, and then resolved to never use that ability directly on other people. Of course, the more obvious (and funnier) answer is that he's got a Hand-sized void where his brain should be, but I also think he's _just_ empathetic enough to use his stand at least somewhat responsibly. After all, even as antagonists, neither he nor his brother were truly _evil._ EDIT: Those Darkest Dungeon edits are the best.

[@1985hz]

"NO! NO! OH, NO! They took away... from them kids!" A+

[@VaneHartless473]

Did not think I'd be reminded of the Time Woolie almost Baldwinded Bennett

[@NEEDbacon]

"Baldwinded" is a new verb I support.

[@God_gundam36]

I HATE THAT I KNOW WHAT THE TITLE IS REFERENCING

[@God_gundam36]

MY TOP 10 FAVORITE FEMALES

[@krizalllid]

Feeeemales.

[@music79075]

What is it referencing?

[@trashman1605]

Hot chick Heaven

[@Rio..o7..]

11:33 Joshua Graham reads the Bible or Joshua Graham reads "The Art of War"

[@yofashizzle123]

your 3 arcs of hair are divine babe…

[@TheStrxggler]

*Time to get sloppy~* - Luca Blight probably

[@thedazzolator3670]

S L O P P E H

[@zechwheeler5939]

God bless Bennett for taking that shoot pool cue shot. Woolie went Roadhouse on his ass and he took it like a champ.

[@yukionnaslayer1]

reggie during the sonic females list: DARKNESS IMPRISONING ME ALL THAT I SEE ABSOLUTE HORROR

[@Th4tOn36uy]

LORDE REGGIE PULLED THE SERBIAN FILM CARD AND WOOLIE EXPLODED

[@alexclayton6785]

I couldn't say in the stream, but the Zeon Did Nothing Wrong one is SOOO much better with the music, i think they meant for woolie to just mute it on the stream so they didnt get copyright struck. (So you know the music is "Sh-Boom" (If life could be a dream) by The Chords.)

[@NEEDbacon]

Ahh, yeah that would make things better.

[@Dracobyte]

Another great slop compilation!

[@Pyrozoid]

I love the Darkest Dungeon debuffs being stacked on Reggie. Mah man just wanted to see some hot Sonic characters. Reggie needs some pep talk from the Mustard Queen herself

[@ratking1608]

Reggie trying to out-cringe Paige would be like the fight with Vendrick in DSII with no Giant Souls. The health bar doesn't even appear until about fifty attacks in.

[@rahjeel]

Woolie and Reggie giving each other Psychic Damage is the best thing in the world lmao

[@gregstinkston7634]

If you read into the trans joke AI Jerry said it wasn't actually transphobic he was making fun of people that go and tell jokes like that but the fact he brought up anything like that to begin with was wild.

[@CS9_]

The Darkest Dungeon editing is fucking stellar.

[@BeWare_I_Live]

The Darkest Dungeon edits are fucking killing me holy shit.

[@Nukem2Bits]

"THEY TOOK IT AWAY, from..them kids."

[@gloomsi]

"she reads fanfictions...FOR FUN." ok im called out LMAOO

[@Roronoa2zoro]

As weird as that guy with the Sonic list was his number 1 spot was incredibly basic and predictable. How do you be that cringe and that normie at the same time?

[@crawlingboy]

You do not, it is completelt accidental

[@agiammarco94]

Wow that Bennet the Sage video is a THROWBACK. I'm guessing that was filmed during a Magfest or maybe a ConBravo.

[@PhoenixSora9aOs3]

man i had forgotten all about that beat down and that Woolie was part of it

[@PerpetualDaydreamer]

The poor, sweet summer child that was Reggie... Those edits were perfection, too.

[@GuitarSlayer136]

Just once before I die, Id like to see Reggie take wing. I've heard he's the size of an average human letsplayer!

[@raszelast]

Please include a chat replay in the slop streams. Gotta have the full picture.

[@MrGreenToS]

29:09 YES! I'm glad they eventually got around to that clip I summited

[@game-bit3836]

The sonic part. I couldn’t contain my laughter during my lunch break. The cringe damage is too real.

[@Deathsye]

I always imagine a Ferengi whenever anyone ever says Female in casual conversations.

[@3serio]

The seriousness of “ YOU THINK YOU CAN OUT-CRINGE THE MUSTARD QUEEN!?…..”

[@hexedcrab]

seeing new people experience guptills video is always a treat

[@whitegemgames]

I see the phrase average human mother and instantly know where it’s going, time to grab a snack and a glass of orange juice

[@blusterkong4556]

That pool cue shit fucking kills me lol

[@JozefLucifugeKorzeniowski]

dude Reggie didn't know about the sonic fandom?! that video is like the outside facing door at the beginning of the sonic cave system of horrors.

[@MNeely]

Oh my god I've alwaysloved the "I love France" video, it is perfect and unites the entire world.

[@guywithpen]

Man Guptill is STILL a proper fucking mental health raidboss and I cherish that.

[@ripamoramee14]

god forbid Reggie would have to sit through the entirety of MIKE AND MELISSA

[@yuggoth777]

I love exposing people to that sonic video. I live for it. God bless Paige.

[@umamisoy]

I highly appreciate the edits.

[@TBSPlayer1]

The debuff icons staying in the corner throughout the bit was a nice little touch