Let Me Tell You About... The Greek Creation Myth

[@UsingGorillaLogic]

The only part I don't understand is where do the Chaos Emeralds come in Aleks?

[@saucysiracha3583]

"CBT'ed out of existence"

[@kylo-benshapiro687]

That's how I want to go out

[@bennygohome4576]

“Legate, this Greek boipuccy has me questioning my loyalty to Rome!”

[@Edge_Boye]

The Greek bussy was so good Emperor Hadrian gave the Greek states autonomy in the empire, which he later had to revoke cuz they wouldn’t stop fighting, some things never change, like the quality of Greek bussy 🤤

[@nilktots6380]

i never knew atlas's story was actually this whole time the oldest tale of cock blocking

[@koatam]

Little correction on the Persephone and Hades story. Hades didn't kidnap Persephone, Zeus did. Zeus felt bad for Hades. He had the worst realm to rule and he was all alone underground. So as a consolation prize, Zeus kidnapped Persephone and gave her to Hades and they both kind of just went along with it until Demeter made a big deal out of it.

[@firstprimehunter]

"hades turned invisible at some point, I couldn't even see what he was doing!"

[@thehillz726]

vermin supreme is the son that will slay Zeus

[@ethantaylor6380]

I love the idea of retelling the Greek mythology as a trailer park boys show

[@zombyjano]

Frigg off Chronus.

[@Frerichs1962]

Yes, my favorite bootlegged history podcast.

[@paperseagull4297]

When are we getting the SAH episode about the industrial revolution and how absolutely shit working conditions were. Real loosing your arms in the textile mill moment.

[@maxpitchkites]

I only listen to this podcast for Aleks' eating sound effects

[@BIONICLECLAYPOKEMON]

Also Tad, yes, a lot of the Egyptian myths didn't make it into the modern era - which is a bit of a given just because of how much older Egypt was.

[@Briesuke]

As someone who’s graduated Culinary Arts, it’s zesty is what Aleks is trying to describe.

[@RugbyRyan]

Oh hi Yusuke

[@Briesuke]

@@RugbyRyan howdy

[@Epee2134]

Ah, the Hekatoncheires... a decent end-game Megaten monster, and so many googly eyes. And is it wrong if I can picture Demeter as the depiction of her in SMT Strange Journey Redux? Tiny little girl in a green dress, throat-choking Hades with her bare hands.

[@Epee2134]

Addendum: Throat-choking Hades while wielding Malphon the Twin Fists

[@t1dotaku]

The only reason I got REALLY into greek mythology in high school was because my name translates to "priestess of Demeter" and though that was pretty fucking rad.

[@nickname5447]

I do miss the episodes where you’d just talk about your life.

[@armo-bb-]

I wish the mystery box contained a funko pop

[@Dinobattleman2999]

Kronos eating his son reminds me of Mac King eating his guinea pig on Pen and Teller

[@clawleone1604]

Part way through and my memory is fuzzy but didn't Hades get a bident? They had a theme for the brothers if I remember right, Zeus a spear (lighting bolt, 1 prong) Hades bident (two prongs) and Poseidon trident (three prongs).

[@ShrimpinAintEasy]

BORN ON A MOUNTAIN RAISED IN A CAVE

[@masterkillx]

oh shit taddles is on a roll 2 episode a month, 3 months in a row almost made me ruin my run of NNN

[@GatoMano990]

Oh shit a new somewhat accurate history, poggies

[@consensualduane]

"oh shit, a baby boy" AUGH

[@torsotwister1500]

i hate to ask, but is pandora's story where the slang term "box" comes from?

[@rossedwards3623]

So long gay Typhon

[@generalkudzu8362]

Right on time as I got off work

[@Epee2134]

And so, Prometheus, Bro-creator of mankind, would suffer getting mutilated by aggro birds for eternity... ...Until Hercules/Heracles came by and freed him in turn for knowledge of how to solve Labor #11. Zeus probably saw that and just went 'Ugh, I'm too old and too rich for this shit...'

[@njnjnnj100]

Wooo yeah, baby! It's podcast time!

[@Ya_Boi_Raybies]

i got laid off 2 days ago so now i got uninterrupted time to listen to my favorite podcast, pog.

[@aethertoast4320]

With the Persephone story you forgot about how Aphrodite and her son Eros actually struck Hades to be madly in love with Persephone cause Aphrodite thought he needed a chick.

[@nickelakon5369]

Also he left out that Demeter was an overly obsessive helicopter parent that raised Persephone to be super sheltered and dependant.

[@aethertoast4320]

@@nickelakon5369 I think that the Aphrodite thing is a bit more important to the events than Demeter being a helicopter parent. Though honestly living in the Greek pantheon can you really blame her?

[@Aleks251]

Saying booba was funnier though

[@thegreatbabyslayer]

This episode was great!

[@kieranmclaughlin264]

Greek myth confirms God Of War is cannon

[@FGustoh]

"Cloud Dick". My sides ascend to Olympus. 5:34

[@Ikcatcher]

Best way to start the weekend

[@AlexA-qx9pn]

THOSE FUCKING RANDOM VERTICEL BARS MADE ME THINK MY MONITOR WAS DYING.

[@Headywon]

Having a sht week, this just made it 10x better 🍻

[@ohitsstar1241]

Hang in there bro

[@ferpineda5022]

Do the gnostic creation myth next wanna see how you do it

[@derekghost9543]

Currently reading worm. Please please do a let me tell you about worm

[@johnguidoiv6431]

Wait a minute.... this is just Overly Sarcastic Productions if they were a big ass shitpost!!!!

[@jackhazardous4008]

It must've been awesome to be gay in ancient Greece.

[@rossedwards3623]

I think it was called pederasty

[@MegaBichiX]

the greatest evil of them all, hope

[@briserpitou1152]

youre gonna tell me those mario ds minigames arent fun as fuck, no you cant

[@DreamManmns]

Tad when are you just gonna become a staker in runescape to supplement your income

[@josephstalin6286]

Neat.

[@lordvegetables]

aw yeah more from sans and papyrus. I mean tad and aleks

[@notimportant493]

Greek myth seems to have a bad case of "ok boomer" when it comes to its gods and their parents.

[@cryptogf]

based history ;-;

[@Bigiboi2006]

Just like khaos... I AM FIRST

[@UsingGorillaLogic]

That's no commando, khaos is a commando.

[@bennygohome4576]

Gaia thicc

[@ThatguycalledJoe]

What's with the backdrop freaking out a couple times? I don't have anything interesting to say here. Uh. God of War sucks, it's just garbage "MY OC IS STRONGER THAN ALL THE REAL CHARACTERS" fanfiction given a budget and using mythology instead of a modern property. Fight me, bitches, the best part of Kratos being in Mortal Kombat 9 is that he can be used as a punching bag, and when I got his arcade ending I made Stryker do all the work because gun hard counters Shao Kahn and fuck Kratos.