On the one hand, ROP is a total mess. Silver lining? These recaps are a treat and this channel is great. Thanks for spinning straw into gold!
@derek-e1d3 ай бұрын
It is not straw she is spinning into gold.
@haydenwalton27663 ай бұрын
100 % well done, young lady
@GJS21833 ай бұрын
@@derek-e1d Even more impressive!
@allthings2allmen3 ай бұрын
@@derek-e1d Nevertheless, Liene is indeed wise in the ways of science!
@ginger_beard4423 ай бұрын
Watched through the videos after seeing the first in my recommended yesterday. The "Galadriel" impresion kills me every time.
@_emory3 ай бұрын
“There’s a balrog, why are you still here, RUN” my thoughts exactly this is just bananas
@aliceyanova18233 ай бұрын
Just wait until someone calls "the dark wizard" a "Sour Man" in next season ;) The scene will probably involve ingestion of some kind of citrus fruits or something.
@doomsdaybooty10723 ай бұрын
You're hired! You just can't fake that kind of talent
@Hetnaset3 ай бұрын
He's a Rûhn man!
@luukthijssen49173 ай бұрын
I bet he also guards his ice ferociously. Maybe build a tower to protect it...
@yudzin883 ай бұрын
Ahahaha
@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access3 ай бұрын
No, it’s gonna be dumber than that. Behold: “You must practice care, my friend, lest your temptation to darkness turn you into a *pause for melodramatic effect* Sour Man”
@Perry_Wolf3 ай бұрын
OMG, your behind the scenes convo between Galadrrrriel and Glug, about the 9 rings and the random group of people she's trying to save was absolutely priceless!!! Lol.
@kennethferland55793 ай бұрын
We Don't want any of his Merch!
@nomads_._land3 ай бұрын
Liene you have grown so much as a youtuber since the first RoP episode you did, found myself laughing more and more as it went on. Looking forward to seeing your channel hit the 100k sub mark :)
@warrencon13 ай бұрын
"have you ever seen orcs in the heat of combat?" "you mean like in the last episode, or in a different year of the thousands I have lived? 😂
@allthings2allmen3 ай бұрын
Have you ever danced with...?...Oh hell! Why couldn't Jack Nicholson play Sauron?!
@MrDe4dGuy343 ай бұрын
Glug will never get to see his Glug children or Glug wife ever again. If only he trusted Adar instead of Sauron. At least Arondir miraculously walked off that grievous stab wound he received last episode. Elvish healing ain’t no joke.
@BinkyTheElf13 ай бұрын
#GlugStrong
@Neon0021213 ай бұрын
No kidding. All those Elves that died from stabs in the Last Alliance and Siege of Barad-dur? Too wimpy to activate their HP regeneration powers.
@dekafconnect3 ай бұрын
Gil Galad means "ambulance" in Sindarin
@espritfort98903 ай бұрын
Not only Arondir just kinda forgot to die, but everyone's favourite character Galadriel forgot to die (twice) as well. It's weird that pin cushion Celly Belly, after his dramatic end, has not walked outside, found Mirdania, and restored elvish rule over Eregion along the way.
@Karras3533 ай бұрын
Wolverine and Deadpool are probably jealous of Arondir’s healing factor.
@SiriusSphynx3 ай бұрын
"Great Value Gandalf" is the best name I've heard for him so far. Too bad the cost of the show wasn't at Walmart's low rates.
@allthings2allmen3 ай бұрын
Roll Back the ROP!!!
@skepticalsmurf3 ай бұрын
although the costumes/wardrobe look bargain basement chic 😅
@allthings2allmen3 ай бұрын
@@skepticalsmurf Wal-Mart threads would be better for more modern stuff, while at Salvation Army/Goodwill one might be able to find some convincing medieval attire. If you know how to use a sewing machine. Or you can just wait until Halloween & go back to Wal-Mart. Maybe bargain basement might be a bit better?
@cosmicmuffin3223 ай бұрын
Temu Gandalf
@jsimes13 ай бұрын
My wife is actually friends with the actor that played CellyBelly and she won't introduce me because she knows I will tear into him. It hasn't been much of an issue but I swear to god now I am determined to meet him just so I can call him CellyBelly to his face! 🤩
@keithscholes61583 ай бұрын
Sauron saying "Look what you've done to yourself." reminds me of the classic bully trope of "Why don't you stop hitting yourself?"
@guilbertvw3 ай бұрын
"9 reasons? OK., let's hear 'em." I thought I would die laughing.
@maca56453 ай бұрын
Thx Liene, had many laughs watching this!.
@tiinakirik23153 ай бұрын
Your narration is stellar. I cracked a rib laughing! "Great-value Gandalf" and "We don't want any Sauron merch" should be framed on a wall inspirational quotes. CHEERS!
@Ravage43 ай бұрын
As true to Tolkien lore as this show is: I really think Adar survived and is actually Frodo in disguise
@richarddossett69183 ай бұрын
Great job this season Liene! Thank you so much for watching this and WoT for me. It was soul crushing for me to watch when season 1 came out and this helps ease my curiosity without having to see it.
@furstlahst8603 ай бұрын
Another fantastic and funny depiction of a mindless betrayal of Tolkien’s work and intent. I’m proud to say I didn’t make it past the first episode on Amazon; I’m getting the story from you. Thank you for exposing your soul to the mind numbing atrocities so that we don’t have to.
@kostantza13 ай бұрын
"We don't want any Sauron merch" - good call, mr. Orc, otherwise you end up with RoP 🤣🤣🤣
@aaronknautz73643 ай бұрын
Elrond out here like “all dwarves look the same!”
@kreese-yi2nb3 ай бұрын
At that stage he was ready to serve that meat to pretty much anybody.
@1237barca3 ай бұрын
At least he didn’t say it about Koreans
@evdomos3 ай бұрын
Sauron is out here thinking 927 steps ahead. He was probably speedrunning for his Annatar hair.
@revpgesqredux3 ай бұрын
😂
@robertjackson82463 ай бұрын
Fires 17th arrow.... "Look at what you made me do!"
@LienesLibrary3 ай бұрын
it's giving "stop hitting yourself"
@zoomlenz3 ай бұрын
This weeks incisive comment competition: 1: That is so offensive, I do not identify as dark. 2: Oh just bang already. Honorable mention: We don’t want any Sauron merc. Liene, to be a fly on the wall in the writer’s room if they would happen upon your caustic recapitulation. Well done my dear. Brilliant.
@robertjackson82463 ай бұрын
They fight over the crown.....with a crown.... THE SYMBOLISM!
@the_tone71673 ай бұрын
Thanks for doing these. I bowed out mid season. I couldn't sit through the inane plots, bland characters, and glacial pace. But I was kind of curious what happened. These recaps are way more fun. Thank you for your sacrifice and service to the public. :)
@kreese-yi2nb3 ай бұрын
The mockery that show well deserved, and then some. Thank you!
@Barbayat793 ай бұрын
Thanks to your little flashback I finally understand Galadriel's last words to Sauron, she was telling him to unalive himself. :D Also, "That scene would be touching if I knew what it is about" describes soo many scenes. Hope they make five seasons, I love having a good laugh.
@revpgesqredux3 ай бұрын
Thank you for shielding my eyes and ears from Jeff bezos's low IQ blasphemy of someone he couldn't comprehend if he lived a thousand years
@TruthFundi3 ай бұрын
Amen. And you sanity looks intact (or at least as intact as it was before you started watching this mess)
@luizalmeida53983 ай бұрын
Proof money making has nothing to do with intelligence but opportunity, luck and mostly corruption
@GrahamCStrouse3 ай бұрын
I don’t think Bezos does much more with Amazon’s entertainment division than fund it. Amazon’s produced some really, really good shows….and some very, very not-good shows. Like this one.
@laurijarvi36793 ай бұрын
I treat these videos of yours like farytales read to a child as a bedtime stories. I’m a 38 year old man tho 😁
@GlenLake3 ай бұрын
Words cannot express how funny and spot on you are. So I am forging a magical ring for this exact purpose as I write this.
@skepticalsmurf3 ай бұрын
maybe you can enlist the help of that 🐁 from the previous episode 🤣
@GlenLake3 ай бұрын
@@skepticalsmurf Lol, my favorite character in the whole show
@skepticalsmurf3 ай бұрын
as an ancient philosopher once said… “death is easy but comedy is hard” 😅
@allthings2allmen3 ай бұрын
Poppy remembered this!
@ardisgreenwater8573 ай бұрын
Wow, your excitement for the third season is so contagious I just might stick around to find out how bad it's gonna be 😅
@gffg3873 ай бұрын
"Sauron merch" LOOOOOOOOOOL!
@freman0073 ай бұрын
They say it's hard to write a character significantly smarter than yourself. These show writers are very dumb indeed.
@michaelmunika58643 ай бұрын
The clone wars robot voice impersonation is very well done.🤣🤣🤣
@skepticalsmurf3 ай бұрын
I’m glad this season is overrrrrrrrr,many thanks Liene for enduring the unendurable(because of ROP,we now know for sure the origin of the sport of cliff diving)!!! 😅
@qbasic163 ай бұрын
Liene, I don't watch all of your videos, but you're doing a great job at making his joke of a tv series actually hilarious! :D
@Svafne3 ай бұрын
Did the dwarven king tell the Balrog it won't pass him?? That scene really reminded me of something so much better at the very least lol
@BlackSailPass_GuitarCovers3 ай бұрын
Disa sung at the Balrog and the bats scared it away lol.
@BinkyTheElf13 ай бұрын
I think Disa scared the balrog away, and he noped out of there ASAP.
@_emory3 ай бұрын
He must have because it just is not a problem after that
@andrabook87583 ай бұрын
the indigestion knocked the Balrog OUT! back to hybernating for another age!
@vassago12233 ай бұрын
galadriel: "This is how were going to win. Not by killing those we hate but by saving those we love."
@BrianD03133 ай бұрын
20:05 - Bring_Me_Their_Leaders(Raze_Errrrrrrrrrrrrrregion + Leave_No_Elf_Alive) 35:37 - You forgot to mention that Glug died and now his wife has to support their child as a widowed mother :( Can't wait for that plotline next season!
@cpolipogi3 ай бұрын
I fully expected the finale’s ending was Grrrandalf suddenly waking up and we find this was all a dream then Amazon can redo everything right next season. Grrrandalf: “What the fuck was that!”
@angrybatarian3 ай бұрын
I was really hoping for a "Young Frankenstein" re-enactment when I heard Durin opening up with "No matter what you hear..." alas, missed opportunity... "Love is the only thing that can save this poor creature! And I am going to convince him that he is loved even at the cost of my own life"
@DrStrangefate3 ай бұрын
SEDAGIVE?!?!?
@bwanamatata3 ай бұрын
Realizing late in life, after spending most of it as an unfulfilled nerd, that just because the cornucopia of my jams are now cornerstones of the zeitgeist I don't have to blindly support every expulsion of media product: Zombies, Comics, Star Wars, LOTR, GOT. All things that have shaped my oddness through fifty years of drawing breath. For the last few years with all my fringe interests exploding into the main stream, I felt duty bound to hoover every crumb of content no matter what it was cut with. Recently I had a "see the light" moment, where I finally understood that a bunch of the genre content I've craved my whole life can still be crap. Enter creators such as yourself. Now, I don't have to watch everything out of some sort of obligation. You do it for me and in return, I get to watch one of the best snarky reviews on the Tube. Thank you.
@watch-Dominion-20183 ай бұрын
17:40 - Adar is short for A darling, coz he is one 🤩 Also later Galadriel will name her ring The Ring of Adarmant in his honour
@revpgesqredux3 ай бұрын
ROFL
@GWNorth-db8vn3 ай бұрын
Sauron will bring Adar back as a zombie avatar type to be the Mouth of Sauron, but good mommy Adar will be inside fighting back.
@parhwy3 ай бұрын
The greatest piece of writing this show could write would be one sentence (both definitions required for my joke to work), "As for The Rings of Power, it's seasons and episodes-there will be no more."
@tubag3133 ай бұрын
In a German online newspaper they speculated about comebacks in season 3 for celebrimbor and adar as elves are divine... so painfully stupid it might happen.
@allenbird3 ай бұрын
Hahaha omg. Your synopsis of Saurons plan from season 1 to 2. Best 20 second summary ever. And then he subverts expectations by taking the direct approach. I'm dead lmao. Grand elf. Getting the Hodor treatment for name choosing.
@poissonsumac79223 ай бұрын
25:23 DWOOOOORVES!
@wattycuffee56643 ай бұрын
Only the original orcs were elves once. Morgoth, who is long gone, did that to them and "created" orcs. That happened thousands of years ago. No one's going around turning elves into orcs anymore. Orcs are just orcs now and beget orcs. All the orcs we see in this time period were born or spawned as orcs.
@lembas.3 ай бұрын
Adarrrr, the most intriguing character by far.
@qplanet3 ай бұрын
You are fantastic going into the plot holes in this show. Just perfect
@stephenmudiecastles.29383 ай бұрын
The only good thing about RoP is your breakdown of how dumb it is..
@davidjenkins24293 ай бұрын
I swear your reviews were infinitely better than the actual show!
@allthings2allmen3 ай бұрын
I thoroughly agree!
@jorgesoberon68663 ай бұрын
So, the sea is always right unless it ain't, if Miriel somehow dupes it.
@gregtowning3 ай бұрын
Thank you Liene, for taking the hit so we don't have to ☺☺
@jtullius3 ай бұрын
"Once upon a time, he was a hot simp...." You're the best.
@nickhtk62853 ай бұрын
Id like to thank you for metaphorically falling on your sword again this week. You are not only saving me time time but also preserving my sanity.
@SeanDrewett3 ай бұрын
A great finale (your synopsis not the episode itself). Your’s was very funny, especially the fill-in-the-blanks conversation between Galadriel and the orc - please do more of that! It might help to make more sense of the whole thing. Anyhow, off to watch the extended versions of the Peter Jackson movies now - only way to cleanse the mind after another season of RoP
@andrewdowler44793 ай бұрын
Its so good to see guyladriel added cliff diving to her skillset....impressive. Your video review are most apprecaited...dan dan DUNNN
@broccolibeater3 ай бұрын
i like that izuldur wants to play the gold club card,.his daddy is imporant and he needs to be treated differently bc of it. great guy
@dekafconnect3 ай бұрын
Of course, he was the hero of that battle...in that village...with the lady...and 30 horseman along a tiny bridge...then boom. Which they called "war". Serious, the writers/directors really struggle with representing scale, which is critically important for that type of show. These weakness apparently were not addressed at all for S2, and they kept the same director. So I am not optimistic about S3, even with the change of team.
@LienesLibrary3 ай бұрын
Isildur, the trust fund kid
@revpgesqredux3 ай бұрын
I think the use of Adar as his name in qthat conversation was the ancient ROP dialect for "Who's your Daddy?" Brings a whole new meaning to his request for her to help him earn his name back😮
@BinkyTheElf13 ай бұрын
Gilga-Daddy? 😂
@revpgesqredux3 ай бұрын
@@BinkyTheElf1 LoL
@skepticalsmurf3 ай бұрын
“After all,tomorrow(next season)is another day” S.O’Hara 😬
@richardjohnston-bell4763 ай бұрын
I laugh every time I hear you say "Great value Gandalf"
@NickLaslett3 ай бұрын
Is this really what happens in the episode, I’m speechless.
@cosmicmuffin3223 ай бұрын
This is infinitely more bearable than the episode.
@marymaza21873 ай бұрын
I actually wanted Glug to survive and go back to Mrs. Glug and Glug Jr. 😢
@LienesLibrary3 ай бұрын
Glug Jr. - the hero of the sequel
@gwem19793 ай бұрын
And now you have ruined celebrimbor’s name for me. I shall forever hear kelly belly
@And-ur6ol3 ай бұрын
Kelly Belly is a brilliant name for this version of Celebrimbor 😂
@GrahamCStrouse3 ай бұрын
It’s spelled Celly Belly, darn you!
@And-ur6ol3 ай бұрын
@@GrahamCStrouse i personally don't accept "c" as a letter ;)
@gwem19793 ай бұрын
@@GrahamCStrouse forgive my ignorance my good sir. Celly Belly is much more tolkien
@briangronberg65073 ай бұрын
Wait … so “I have many names” was enough to convince the orcs to betray Adar and follow Saurrrrron? I have so many questions. “Heal yourself!” *Throws self from cliff* Yes. Galadriel is the epitome of a badass bitch.
@Seomus3 ай бұрын
Well, whenever the writers don't know how to write a scene, they cut away and pretend it succussfully happened off screen.
@JonDoe-xl1ov3 ай бұрын
*Frodo voice* Its Over!
@hansimaier013 ай бұрын
Really enjoyed your reviews. Thank you for this light shining in a very dark place!
@nevski50463 ай бұрын
Kiitos!
@LienesLibrary3 ай бұрын
thank you so much!
@Natusian3 ай бұрын
20:17 - I've tried so hard to articulate just how f***ing insane Sauron's plan was through all his character beats across both seasons and this was sensational!
@carolinecolbert56923 ай бұрын
Et tu, Glug?
@LienesLibrary3 ай бұрын
bahahahaha
@matthewhelmers14263 ай бұрын
Around the 20 minute mark I had to double check that I didn't have the playback at 2x speed. Nice work!
@LienesLibrary3 ай бұрын
please forgive me but I must brag - I didn't speed up the audio/video, that was a one-take speed run haha
@matthewhelmers14263 ай бұрын
@@LienesLibrary amazing!
@thestoriedcoyote3 ай бұрын
Being stabbed in the heart and falling off a cliff is nothing after surviving a pyroclastic flow. I'm just surprised she didn't get up immediately... Really, in modern entertainment, stabbing, by crown, lightsaber, dirty orc sword, etc., is rarely fatal. Also, isn't it crazy that the dog (seen in your video at 34:34) looks more like a Tolkien elf than any of the human actors they got to play elves??
@LienesLibrary3 ай бұрын
they just don't make elves like they used to
@dain64922 ай бұрын
One thing that could have made the balrog going back to sleep make sense, is if he kept the ring on or put it on and when the Balrog swings it hits the ring and it explodes killing the king but knocking out the balrog. It was right there. It's established that the lesser rings can be destroyed.
@GJS21833 ай бұрын
Yay! The version of ROP that the fandom deserves. You should get the next billion dollars to produce season three. I'd definitely watch that...
@LienesLibrary3 ай бұрын
heck, I'd do it for a couple million lol
@greggtierney84183 ай бұрын
You can almost see the moment your soul dies a little 😂😂 again another cracking review, you are officially my spirit animal. How will we go another 2 years without ROP
@rippingbag3 ай бұрын
In a Sea of bad decisions, having Sauron be the one to introduce the Elven hairstyle of the 3rd Age is #1. 😂😂😂😂 We have precedent for how this would have played out. In WW2 one World leader tried to make a certain style of facial hair “happen” and to this day, no one wears that style.
@spencerfrankclayton43483 ай бұрын
A certain genius silent comedian who wore the same mustache (way before) called it "a bad imitation of mine."
@Ravage43 ай бұрын
“Sauron, so hot right now”
@RepeatedFails3 ай бұрын
Orc: Okay nine reasons let's hear them!
@henrygoodbar94773 ай бұрын
Well that was fun. Thank you for the uploads. Guess I’ll have to wait another year or two for the next round. Here’s hoping Jeff keeps the show running 🤞
@allthings2allmen3 ай бұрын
The only reason I'd watch another season is because of Liene's satires!
@henrygoodbar94773 ай бұрын
Life long Tolkien fan. I won’t even watch the show. Just these recaps.😂
@Reelglad3 ай бұрын
I love your channel Liene, I've watched all these "let's laugh at" rop videos and they are very amusing!! I literally, said the same thing out loud, questioning how or if the Orcs even know about the rings!? lol Man this show is so horribly written and constructed! Thanks for your clever humor with these, and for asking the common sense questions about ALLLL the plot holes we all are asking lol
@shashkatoothtiger3 ай бұрын
Thanks Liene! I gave up on the show half way through the first season and just watched your recaps instead, somehow you actually made this mess fun, and I was really looking forward to the second season of your recaps and you have not disappointed! Now I'm looking forward to season three. Question: Is anyone else getting some serious Hildebrandt Brothers vibes from the "dark wizard's" staff?
@jasondavis16793 ай бұрын
I am sad that the season is over only because it means no more of these hilarious summaries 😅 What show is next for you?
@LienesLibrary3 ай бұрын
I'm hoping to enjoy the next thing I watch...
@callmechristian39003 ай бұрын
I’m sorry this season is over because no more reactions from you. Your personality and humor if perfect.
@gsin3113 ай бұрын
Yup she's so fucking good. I don't think anyone does galadreil better than this lady. She's awesome
@BlackSailPass_GuitarCovers3 ай бұрын
19:20 Well, this is orcward.
@ChrisLoehrChrisLoehr3 ай бұрын
I’m so glad this episode was a huge pile of crap. Because it provided you the content to make this the best review you’ve done. I laughed my ass off so many times during this review.
@BinkyTheElf13 ай бұрын
In the Silmarillion, Sauron sets up a temple to Morgoth, does Hoomin sacrifices, and the persecution of the faithful began.
@deviousdelibird3 ай бұрын
"Adarrrrrrrrr?!" 😂
@lembas.3 ай бұрын
GalaTHrrrrriel Just say Galadriel
@cattiethecat48963 ай бұрын
dude.. ur "reading" is better than watching the series...
@PenttiLinkola233 ай бұрын
Lost it at Adar-r-r-r-r-r.
@NickLaslett3 ай бұрын
20 minutes in recap speech, chef’s kiss.
@itachi975x3 ай бұрын
I almost felt asleep while watching the episode but on the edge of my seat while watching your breakdown 😮
@Gunleaver3 ай бұрын
They're still having trouble with their compass points and the sun. The shores the Elves go to when they die are in the very far WEST. Where the sun goes in the EVENING. The shores of the morning are like, China.
@silasbarnaby88703 ай бұрын
12:07 Respect Ryan George 😂
@jlomontag3 ай бұрын
Remember the scene when Galadriel asks Adar about his “real” name? Given how outlandish this series’ writing has been so far, I was so ready to implode in place - ready to hear “Celeborn”. Alas, they didn’t had much screen time and gang-stabbed him right away. Thank God. I’m 99% sure they thought of it.
@kreese-yi2nb3 ай бұрын
Never say "never" until Director's Cut emerges.
@TaoScribble3 ай бұрын
*_EVERYONE_* thought that he was going to say 'Celeborn'. XD
@TaoScribble3 ай бұрын
@@kreese-yi2nb I heard that in an after-show interview they admitted that Adar wasn't originally intended to be in the show for as long as he was. Though, that could mean that he wasn't in the show _as Adar_ for as long rather than the character getting killed off sooner...
@espritfort98903 ай бұрын
@@TaoScribble but this doesn't make sense. Gal or Elrond probably would have recognized him, his facial features weren't that f-d up.
@kostantza13 ай бұрын
@@TaoScribble Nah, if I'd have to guess they meant literally that they meant to kill him off earlier, but they saw he was the most popular character and tried to get some fans to stay every way they could....otherwise known as "pulling a Lost" 😂
@flashyflash71523 ай бұрын
I really love your recaps.
@jsimes13 ай бұрын
OMG I just binge watched these and I couldn't love them any more ... like I'm kinda psyched that RoP were shit because now we have these! I hope there is a season 3 🤣🤣
@hewiex3 ай бұрын
Been waiting for this!
@jackcade683 ай бұрын
The Wilhelm scream😂
@mortdeath16743 ай бұрын
It seems like every scene has been written with no knowledge of what happened to the characters in the last scene they were in. But this happens within the same too, reminds me of playing as a kid where we’d change what was going on “make it so that…”. I can’t write, have no imagination and can steal at will from better sources. Where do I apply to write for season 3?
@LienesLibrary3 ай бұрын
guess the team took turns writing the episodes, but weren't allowed to speak to one another...