Let's Play Stardew Valley Multiplayer - JOJA MART WHY?!

Oh no. Ian and Johnny have been left on the farm on their own again... Can their already fragile relationship handle accidental pizzas, a trip down the mines AND the discovery of Joja Mart?! I mean, to be fair, I'm not sure anything can survive what happens in this episode... Find out either way in othis week's Let's Play Stardew Valley Multiplayer gameplay!
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[@Speilbilde]

Ian's entire run this episode was inspired. That wallpaper trick at the end was brilliant.

[@hatkid1398]

It's eurogamer blue

[@dmmcdermott7489]

This could have been 1000 times worse if Ian had found out about the Joja membership. Nothing could have saved him from Aoife if he'd accidentally cut off an entire quest chain

[@bilbo_t_baggins2762]

Ian rummaged in the bins For something to eat He found a half eaten chocolate And thought it a treat To Labour on this farm Ian was very brave Because farm dad is busy Digging a shallow grave

[@i_heart_caligula6204]

"Just a throbbing box" for the love of god, Ian, phrasing!

[@Iversen83]

Ian is in inspired form throughout this.

[@vivian4329]

I was feeling Johnny's levels of annoyance myself, but I have to give Ian credit for the wallpaper trick at the end, that was brilliant. We need Aoife back, Ian wouldn't dare do this nonsense with her around lest we suddenly have a 2 person video team (or maybe, if she's feeling benevolent, a 2.5 person team).

[@ThisJB]

Getting rid of all the TVs. Like throwing away all your ex's things. Poor Chris.

[@kennystoneman2584]

I wish I could show up to E3, just so I could shout, "IAN, GO TO BED," and watch him scramble to his hotel room due to the conditioned response. It'd be worth the price of entry.

[@qynoi42]

My heart can't take another flower death. If you accidentally pick it again or pick it before the season changes and it dies, you can put it on the table to look at it forever.

[@davidclarke8840]

So Ian was a Joja mart sleeper agent tasked with destroying the Stardew Valley community from the inside. Finally the perfect role for him! :)

[@szbnahl]

34:50 Ian's demonic pact with Joja seems to have given him temporary powers of invisibility.

[@korbendallas1431]

Ian, can you put Threelip on a sign and keep it all year? Also, pizza is the best meal option for watching The X-Files.

[@nightcatarts]

Aww. Although I do miss Farm notMum.. Farm.. Farm Edgy Aunt, this is one of my favourite episodes so far.

[@julianforst7837]

Come to the dark side Ian... We have two for one deals...

[@BattyButtercup]

GASP. IAN! IAN! WE TRUSTED YOU! Joja Mart! I... I can't even capslock... I'm too gutted. In other news, I half-expected someone to find a dinosaur egg this episode. You have an incubator now and everything! The free-range animal idea is starting to appeal to me - would be heck to try and pet them all if you left the door open overnight. Speaking of which... you forgot to Hide The Evidence. GOOD LUCK WITH AOIFE!

[@d0natr0n47]

He's right Ian, this lot will fold like a hot mars bar under questioning by Aoife...actually, they don't even need to be questioned​. Don't commit any heists with them, that's all I'm saying!

[@billib5737]

Like for "fold like a hot mars bar" 😂

[@FreekHoekstra]

Clay is a finely-grained natural rock or soil material that combines one or more clay minerals with possible traces of quartz (SiO2), metal oxides (Al2O3 , MgO etc.) and organic matter. Clay deposits are mostly composed of phyllosilicate minerals containing variable amounts of water trapped in the mineral structure. Clays are plastic due to particle size and geometry as well as water content, and become hard, brittle and non-plastic upon drying or firing. (source wikipedia)

[@isupergirl]

Is this why Ian is in the UK and Johnny is way over in L.A. at E3?

[@fingerguns6643]

Oh man, I love this series.

[@Schwarz_Sinister]

This was the best, most entertaining episode of ANY Stardew Valley I've ever watched.

[@connorjohnson9598]

don't let ian buy a joja membership!

[@RubenR97tdpanz7]

if he accidentally bought it. Damn... Aoife gonna literally kill him

[@ConformistOwl]

Can someone but the host do that? or does it have to be the host?

[@RubenR97tdpanz7]

ConformistOwl I’ve no idea. Don’t even wanna get anything to do with joja mart 😌

[@Gamehen9]

One Farm Dad, extra salt please. :D

[@Vagonbrei879]

Love Stardew Valley Let's Plays. Highlight of the week.

[@ein01]

For the dinosaur you find it when you dig up worms. It's actually an artifact you can donate to the museum. Alternatively, you can hatch it via Big Coop's incubator. When hatched it produces another dinosaur egg every 7days you can sell for 350g(no stars). BTW, careful when you leave an animal outside the farm after 5pm. If you closed the barn/coop doors with an animal outside they can get attacked and taken by wild animals after you sleep. To fix this all players must zone out of the farm (not the houses) after 5pm so the animals can teleport into their barns/coops. However, not sure if this works in multiplayer, but good to know in case it happens I suppose. Cheers guys!

[@garycurnowii1540]

I'm twenty minutes in, and I can't wait for the reveal that Johnny modded in team killing.

[@branflakes8090]

NO ONE TEll IAN ABOUT THE JOJA COLA MEMBERSHIP

[@benford1726]

This episode has a real 'Black Books' vibe and I love it

[@KrispyHaha]

Accidental pizza! 🤣 Johnny is ready to kill Ian.

[@redvalkyrie84]

I love the bickering between Johnny and Ian. Its like an old married couple o grumpy guys. Love it

[@laterkater4213]

After last episode I started playing this on the Switch. I’d had it for ages but never started a game, I just didn’t know how to play it. Thanks to Land Dad’s advice I now have a thriving farm with chickens. Thanks Land Dad!

[@SomeGuyXG3]

Didn't expect this episode this early! Yay!

[@bearhustler]

Sorry Ian, pictures of clay just look brown and uninteresting so once more I give you (repost)...CLAY: I’ve not noticed anyone responding to your desire for clay information, I’ve been waiting for somebody with proper geological information to step in but none has, so off the top of my head here is what I know from a bit of geography and my RHS Horticulture…actually this is a farming game so that kind of works. Please don’t kill me if this is wrong, it’s been a few years. Clay is one of three basic kinds of soil particles the others being silt and sand, clay particles are the smallest of the three. Clay particles form from weathering of certain types of rocks and are flat and flake-shaped with irregular edges, they can be as much as 100 x long as they are thick and as a result have a massive surface area to volume ratio. These features (plus the fact that clay often carries a small negative charge) means they have great capacity to hold water very tightly (as hygroscopic moisture, a film around individual particles and not acted upon by capillary action) and also hold many important nutrients. The downside to all this is clay soils are heavy to work with, cold and wet in winter, take longer to warm up in spring and can have issues with air moving within them (if very waterlogged and lacking in oxygen they can become a ‘gley’). As someone else pointed out last time I commented clays can dry out and then actually repel water potentially causing run-off or flooding. That said you can take advantage of the water and nutrient-holding powers of clay by digging in lots of organic matter or other kinds of soil which helps the sticky clay to break up and form a more open structure with clumps or aggregates, this process is (really fun to say word alert) is called flocculation. You can tell if you have a high-clay soil with a very rough test, take a lump of it and rol it into a sausage, if the sausage can be bent round into a ring without breaking you have lots of clay. I'll leave it there before it gets even more boring but you could look here for more: www.ucl.ac.uk/earth-sciences/impact/geology/london/ucl/materials/clayRead more Show less ive you the miracle of CLAY:

[@Eclipse_721]

Johnny is really becoming farm dad

[@DropkickRemy]

Nice to see there’s a super saiyan in town, he’ll deal with Joja.

[@evendia]

I live for Johnny's angry "GO TO BED" now.

[@simonm72]

This was ace. Almost the first TK in Stardew Valley. Richly deserved too

[@GabrielKnightz]

I adore this series, but i'm not entirely sure i like what this game is doing to Johnny (Poor Johnny) You do you Ian let's have some (Aoife's whisper voice) Dramaaaaaaaaaa

[@Jillbles]

Jarred pickled tomatoes are a thing, Ian. My father loves them. I think they, like all other tomato-based food, are a blight upon this earth.

[@xldxir]

Cut Ian some slack! He's helping in his own way!

[@moby9401]

i love this game, so mello

[@speedy316uk]

I am seriously getting flashbacks to the Wal-Mart Episode of South Park with this episode :D

[@Xyxthris]

Just wanted to say, while you might still be reading comments, Ian needs to interact with the letter box to get the "kill 10 slimes" quest

[@Sky-hk8gg]

Ian, a lot of the stuff sold in the Joja Mart is more expensive than in the local (especially seeds). I think this changes of you buy the membership, I'm not sure though. I'm not a corrupted consumer.

[@daithid]

How come Johnny’s resolution is quite low compared to Ian’s? Noticed this in last weeks episode too

[@SecretFoxfire]

Sorry to break it to you, boys, but those decorative trees are never going to grow past the middle stage. A tree needs empty spaces in all directions around it to fully grow. The paths are stopping them from growing.

[@SilentPsychopath]

Aira Plays Games Fruit trees need the space, but I'm not sure that regular trees need it.

[@SecretFoxfire]

They definitely do. I've learned that the hard way!

[@Damnonii]

I'd heard that you can put wallpaper 108 in the incubator and a Dinosaur hatches. I've not tried it yet though so I don't know if that bug has been fixed or not

[@danielbruneau2936]

I like Ian's views on Joja Mart. They are the good guys!

[@Steve-YT383]

What would Tulip One and Twolip say when JoJo Mart paves over Butts Farm. Like Johnny, I'm not mad or angry, just ever so disappointed.

[@connorjohnson9598]

So much sympathy for Farm Dad

[@brocksisson7128]

We all thought Aoife was the evil mastermind who could control them all. It turns out its Ian, the corporate devil.

[@madness1931]

♪♪ Everyday's great at your JoJoMart ♪♪ _Sung in Persona 4 Junes tune._

[@TheOverArchiver]

Yes!! Something to tide me over while E3 is going on and I’m not there.

[@AngelBeatYunara]

"It's the most waterful time of the year" would've fit better.

[@bigfoot9405]

are we the chickens.. your best mates youve never met

[@megalomaniacs4u]

"The one where Ian doesn't get a date"

[@Lazy_Mammal]

Upgrade the house, then you get a kitchen and cook meals.

[@Nerdazoid]

Wait If Johnny and Aoife are at E3 that means sausage pizza parties for days.......for dazzzzzzes

[@Mungy32]

Your job now Ian is to stop taking the piss. Hahahaha

[@davidpickavance1]

Another drama-filled week down on Butts Farm!

[@mouseyvr5182]

Hi when will the next stardew Valley episode be on thanks

[@SlimRhyno]

I really did want to give this vid (just like I did to the previous ones in the series) a thumbs up, but there were already 666 of them, and for some reason it just felt wrong to change it.

[@Gamehen9]

Oh man, I'm laughing so hard. :D

[@GabrielKnightz]

PS: i think there's a creepy spa far up north.

[@patdo777]

Aoiffe's going to kill the entire town for everything Ian did this episode. And I probably misspelled her lovely name.

[@nightcatarts]

You can't spell Aoife if you give too many Fs.

[@Kamtrocity]

What a pleasant surprise!!! :D

[@michaldanek7734]

"Shut up or I'll make you swallow teeth." Well, are they from Butts Farm or Jojamart?

[@thecastawaydc]

I LOVE JOKE DAD!

[@Lauren-Warnaby]

Arnt kitchen cows steaks?

[@I_am_PiT]

Not the Bratterz sign! :( how will we remember him now?!

[@nightcatarts]

Whom?

[@I_am_PiT]

too soon.

[@kendon81]

Lol.....Ian saying "before" is triggering the voice reconigton help on my phone.

[@tonge9]

Nooo!! Don't get rabbits, if you get rabbits its gonna end up like of mice and men. (I'll leave you to decide who the well meaning simple one is that gets shot) (Also sorry for of mice and men spoilers)

[@joojoohaihai]

i love johnny hahaha

[@crows2808]

GO TO BED, EVERYBODY!

[@zware88]

Can't stay mad at Ian, can you?

[@caid0229]

Did you give the dog water this week? : / His bowl looks perma empty :( (ah so you did)

[@tibi_lares]

25:27 You are a romance goat!

[@DC90]

Milk comes in jugs?!

[@nightcatarts]

Milk comes out of jugs, so yes.

[@irishboy_pa]

Haha this episode was so funny

[@nikbol43below]

Is it just me, or is Johnny extra salty this week?

[@famijher]

So, Johnny is made grumpy by Ian's giving in to Corporate greed. Hmmm, I sense a new episode where Aoife has to come and save the day, probably by burying Ian alive.....

[@ryanschmidt3319]

Hi! I am mystery clay man! Good to meet you!

[@eurogamer]

Good clay to you, sir!

[@ryanschmidt3319]

PS for Johnny or Aiofe (because sorry Ian no pictures) the definition of clay that is needed here is (according to Oxford dictionary): A stiff, sticky fine grained earth that can be moulded when wet, and is dried and baked to make bricks, pottery and ceramics.

[@triangledefinition]

Go to bed spotty!

[@purpleiguana208]

What's the deal with the flashing exclamation point under your money? It's been there in every episode, and I'm trying to figure out if it's important or not.

[@nightcatarts]

I think that's a quest indicator because Ian never reads his mail..

[@Steve-YT383]

I'm not a fan of surly Johnny, but in this episode he had every right to slap Ian on the nose and shout "No! Bad Ian!"

[@atikah6312]

Johnny... YOU FORGOT TO REPAIR THE FENCE! Well I guess in next episode we will see Aoife kills both Johnny and Ian then...

[@BronsonLee]

#DontTellAoife

[@Jillbles]

Johnny, Ian doesn't get Stardew Valley. I know you have your play style, but you'd never introduce someone to a tabletop game like this. 😕 That said, I just cackled at the hip replacement joke, so maybe my judgement isn't the best.

[@Jillbles]

Things I learned today: Ian is incredibly passive aggressive.

[@stephlrideout]

It's all tongue-in-cheek, I wouldn't worry about it

[@TheOverArchiver]

Hey Johnny! Is it possible to ban Ian?

[@Toothball]

I don't like this series any more. It's frustrating to listen to Johnny demand that Ian plays the game in exactly the way he wants, threatening in-game abuse if he doesn't.