Let’s Talk About Dating

[@AmazingPhil]

sniff sniff! Use PHIL to get 55% off your first month at Scentbird sbird.co/3yl6CTm Thanks for sponsoring my video!

[@user-cl6jp5vj1g]

sniff my daddy

[@septicdragyn]

What do you mean you're just Phil now, what happened to Dan

[@myrrhsense]

You know I've seen many sponsorships by scentbird, but I've never been so influenced to buy from them.

[@christianevrye]

Would really love to know what you and Dan think of Scentbird's CEO's Matrix LARPing but alas, get that bag

[@victoriab8186]

find it really really weird how a company not available in the UK is giving samples to a UK-based youtuber. Like, if you can get it, why not other people? No offense to you Phil, but it does put me off more than it encourages me

[@starboardia]

“If he got hit by a car, he’s right next to the hospital” ??????? PHIL WHAT

[@lost_angeles_arte]

IKKK I HEARD HIM SAY THAT AND WAS LIKE⁉️⁉️⁉️

[@megmarie2153]

Well... he's not wrong 🤣

[@eartheclipse8]

that was so fucking funny 💀💀

[@hightopshannah]

This killed me 😂😂

[@existentialheart]

phil too funny for his own good and i don't even think he was joking

[@elsieejones]

the man who wanted to be a forensic linguist but cannot say crocheted😭

[@jaybehkay2438]

That hurt 😭😂

[@elsieejones]

@@jaybehkay2438 this man immediately corrected dan when trying to say copacetic but can’t say crocheted PLS😭

[@rebekahlestrange804]

Might be he's only seen it written down. I have a few words I'm afraid to say because I've never heard them spoken so I'm not entirely sure how they are pronounced. Also crocheted is close in spelling to the word crotchety so my other theory is he's going off the pronunciation of that.

[@zsuzsid]

and then he calls us "knitting linguists" which is another offence to the crocheters 😂

[@athenasrevenge93]

@@zsuzsidAND TO KNITTERS TOO IM OFFENDED FOR YALL CROCHETERS AND US KNITTERS! NEEDLECRAFTERS ARE GOIN THROUGH IT CONSTANTLY AND IM *TIRED* /lh even though I’m shouting lmao

[@CutieMoli]

I can't believe one of the hundreds "aita for leaving my friend alone in the hospital whilst he was blind" made it in 😭😭😭

[@neon_shapeshifter]

YES they were everywhere 😭 people even sent the cactus one in 💀

[@misskiwi5460]

@@neon_shapeshifter what about the cactus? (which video?)

[@neon_shapeshifter]

@misskiwi5460 it was a moment from the radio show back in 2014/15, I don't want to put it under Phil's video but I'm sure if you yt search it it'll come up 🥲

[@sammirhy37]

THATS MY TATTOO PHIL 😭😭 thanks for saying i’m filled with soil 💓

[@little_greenfly]

It's one of the best compliments I've ever heard, also I love your tattoo and hope you find someone who appreciates it!! 💕

[@kashefajaved6394]

omg we found them!!! lovely tattoo btw❤❤

[@lindsey.13]

i would love to see someone try to explain this comment to a normal person

[@shadowcadette]

Love your tattoo!!💗 you deserve the best my girl :)

[@hazel1446]

Now you should get another tattoo that says filled with soil :D

[@ellieduenow6119]

11:21 phil saying 'Good DUMP HIS ASS' is something i never knew i needed until this second

[@eartheclipse8]

Right?? I felt comforted and I've not broken up with anyone

[@WishGender]

"that's STCHUPID"

[@bug7475]

please never say love hole again

[@ellaaa1498]

Lady Door and the Love Hole - A Memoir by Phil Lester

[@aaaaa5211]

w pfp

[@royalvolcanos]

love hole and glory hole are cousins of lady door

[@ellefromm]

the pre roll ad hasn’t even finished and i want to click away

[@thethirdsleeper]

gender neutral ladydoor

[@s0ledadSperanza]

the childhood photo photoshop thing was genuinely the weirdest thing to do I'm sorry 😭

[@mostar1219]

It was cute, but also weirdly executed

[@gummyvoid]

i think like if they told them their idea to photoshop beforehand it would be like a cute thing to do but to do it and then not telling them its photoshopped is crazy

[@aquabee0311]

@@gummyvoid agree! It could’ve even been a gift? Like! “Hey I found photos of us and did a thing where it looks like we met so many years ago.” Some sort of momento to show he cares about her theory

[@s0ledadSperanza]

@@gummyvoid exactly, it's the lying that's the weird part

[@katakovacs2066]

yet the most harmless from all those others

[@CucumberpatchAddict]

nice to see dan there on the right

[@suzanneherbst319]

He was weirdly quiet too. The pig life has changed him.

[@whatamidoing_kai]

💀💀💀

[@bubbybubbybubbyy]

@@suzanneherbst319it’s like if Kafka wrote about pigs

[@fireafire]

💀

[@moremim]

💀LOL

[@laellyn3548]

it's so funny to me that phil spent the whole video avoiding saying the word ass but the second someone made fun of a dan tattoo he said "good, dump his ass" with full confidence

[@amazingfie]

friendship ended with ladydoor 🚫👎🙅‍♂️ now Love Hole is my best friend! ❤️‍🔥

[@RedFoxtail26]

Phil, June 2019:

[@gloomycryptid]

i'm here to say sickkk pfp

[@remvices]

“if he got hit by a car he’s right next to the hospital!” i’m in TEARS

[@maggielaw6320]

The funniest bit😂

[@skcch1796]

"jump on a zoom in your fursuit" i feel like i need to stop finding out things about your sex life phil

[@Piunik]

“Also if he gets hit by a car, he’s next to the hospital, it’s fine” I can’t 😭😭 this man does not gaf

[@arcade3198]

phil has never lost the idgaf war in his life

[@sketchycat6223]

He really said rip Dan lol

[@bloodflavoredgum]

“brotha eughh” 😭

[@simashakeri95]

the fact that this has a translate option is sending me

[@cherryfi]

what time stamp is this lolll

[@gentlygolden]

@@cherryfi11:17

[@merrymoonlights3013]

I was looking for this comment, this made me laugh so hard

[@TrinityProcessing]

Isnt it weird that we live in a timeline where tumblr is now the most healthy and gay social media platform

[@Kat-PM]

always has been

[@soapssssoap6176]

Best social media rn

[@YouTubeSupportSucks]

and it's still reverse-chronological with no algorithm

[@Thirteenth-cs2cm]

Maybe. Then again, maybe not

[@mosaic2476]

@@Kat-PM it was lost for a bit there, especially with things like the "ace discourse" :(

[@rowan.27]

"Dump his ass" -Phil Lester, 2024

[@chloepatrick12]

as someone who has never been in a relationship i love these videos for the gossip

[@fireafire]

SAME HERE lmao.

[@AlyBr]

Ditto. I watch with a raised eyebrow and a mug of hot coco to sip whenever it gets juicy.

[@almightyeohippus]

hearing the words “my throbbing needs are not being met” directly interfered with my human rights thanks phil

[@almightyeohippus]

this is a joke, but i’d just like to remind everyone that palestinian people (as well as people in congo, ukraine, etc.) are legitimately having their human rights violated on a daily basis, and we should never ever forget/ be silent about them.

[@ih3rtfl0wers]

“love doctor philly is in the house” is not something i thought i was going to hear from phil 😭

[@t_cmusic]

I know these are posted anonymously but the third posters is the most unique and incredibly specific situation…

[@skibbos]

“thank you love doctor philly!” we all say in unison

[@lazylittledragon]

it was so nice of dan to sit there on the side for emotional support

[@TeddyMouseX3]

Him correcting the pronunciation of crocheted but then saying knitting linguist was distressing.

[@Alygator713]

The fact that I’m crocheting while watching has me dying lol😂

[@magnusbane420]

I gasped. It's like saying YT is for edited unpublished twitch livestreams.

[@tsuki3752]

it’s all just loops and loops man

[@honorcollins6962]

The amount of people who don’t know the difference between knitting and crochet is astounding to me. I was showing someone something I made and I said yeah so I knitted this, and they said ooooh is it crocheted?? Like no I literally just said I knitted it!!!

[@alandoodles]

​@@honorcollins6962Yeah. Crochet and knitting are pretty different in methods of looping about yarn. That and knitting can be done with a machine. Crochet not do much. The looping steps are too varied for a machine as of right now. -A fellow crocheter

[@CMDonovann]

"we all put ourselves in mental situationships with anime characters" SO REAL. SO TRUE. PHIL UNDERSTANDS.

[@bunshr00m]

the thumbnail ate tbh

[@mathra07]

COMBINE THE BUSINESSES - the porcelain frogs could have crotcheted outfits, with SEASONS, and HOLIDAYS, and WHOLE WARDROBES. A CROTCHET PORCELAIN EMPIRE

[@deadlygalita]

"if he gets hit by a car..." PHIIIL DON'T EVEN SAY THAT

[@little_greenfly]

"you are filled with soil" thank you for saying words phil

[@notsosaucystuff]

Love hole might be the worst kind of hole they've said yet

[@crystalsnow5046]

What about soul hole?

[@neorxnawange8862]

the golden pig looks especially mystical standing on that table 🐷🔮

[@jeanz638]

I love Phil saying the sentence "you've always got a venting pass with your bestie"

[@welp3925]

2:13 “You’re stood in a barn while Satan appears behind you. It’s a whole thing” I love how insane that sounds to anyone who isn’t this deep into the lore

[@Sylvie.carroll]

The polycule confusion is so real. I’m poly and even I get confused 😭😭😭 and YES ITS VERY BUSY

[@asholeary1188]

“It was nice getting to know you and your cockroaches” is such a savage way to say “not interested “🤣

[@cuandotumedasunagalleta7169]

Idk what to write but have yall ever mixed a shit ton of cinnamon into vanilla icecream with 2 drops of oatly? Its The Shit. Do it.

[@deaenei]

I have the ingredients, I'm gonna try it 🫡

[@mmaantj]

@@deaeneireview?

[@Ian-bf4yk]

@@mmaantjit was fatal

[@cuandotumedasunagalleta7169]

@Ian-bf4yk 💀💀 its really good i promise!1 😆😆 so good you could die for it maybe-

[@deaenei]

it was really good!!!! 10/10

[@damseydiou]

love doctor philly needs to become a series

[@hannahvictoria6085]

it's giving internet support group

[@rosaliesavard]

So glad I finally have somewhere reliable to go to for cruiseship related infos

[@rafiabintaali8530]

"if he got hit by a car, he's right next to a hospital anyways" PHILIP

[@juuliakuusisto5843]

Love hole 🤝 glow ray whole

[@beyza8584]

“Also if he gets hit by a car hes next to the hospital its fine” wow phil im so touched by the amount of concern you have for half blind dan 🥺

[@brennah1413]

“my throbbing needs are not being met” is NOT a sentence I wanted to hear today, Phillip

[@wickedburnout6876]

i love seeing tumblr content, we really never outgrow our roots

[@colebrianna10]

Phil saying “eh😷brother eh😷” needs to be my text tone

[@SophiHan02]

Thank you Phil for being brave and taking over this internet support group was feeling abandoned since our last doctor Danny quit :/

[@Leoooo___]

When Phil almost said crochet wrong. Coming from a crochet small business😂

[@aimeemacgillivray5203]

Audibly shouted ‘NEW PHOL VIDEO’ and woke my sleeping partner, oops

[@hannahbd9]

they way i read 'sleeping partner' made me very confused 🤣

[@puppychus6967]

"am I the hole for waking up my sleeping partner because phil posted a new video?"

[@BrandiG31]

i love phil gossip sessions

[@aggiemoon3208]

I’m terrified of this video and it’s only just started - waiting for him to say hole

[@aggiemoon3208]

He said it so fast

[@abby.geeese]

im so glad chronic Wednesday posts are back i needed that thank you

[@kierabelson4021]

i’ve never heard the phrase ‘gossip-sniffer’ hahahaha

[@CosmoLuizza]

8:47 this right here was rlly comforting as a part of the depression room gang

[@michaelmcdonnell5574]

Phil I will personally buy any future merch you have if you promise to never say "Love Hole" again.

[@jasmint3207]

When I glanced at this comment I just saw "future merch" and "love whole" and I thought you wanted Phil to make that 😅

[@artemis88899]

​@@jasmint3207samee 😭

[@genericname8727]

@@jasmint3207 they will buy it so long as he doesn’t say the words. Phil should make love hole merch then

[@moonchild9841]

lady door part 2

[@viennesewaffle9555]

phil always siding with the lesbians warms my heart the biggest ally

[@shadowcadette]

“Jump on a zoom in your fursuit” weekend plans sorted - thanks Phil

[@lucyisnotonf1re]

AMAZINGFOL

[@catherineliu06]

As a girl, meeting a bunch of dudes in a hot tub sounds like a nightmare. We all watched 13 reasons right?

[@_bebeboudeur_]

the fact that it's the post i most related to, glad i avoided that

[@neodokii]

the thumbnail i'm gonna sob i love him

[@aaaaa5211]

ALWAYS UPLOADS WHEN I NEED IT MOST AMEEENNN GODBLESS YOU PHILLIP MICHEAL LESTER!!!

[@hxpe626]

AMAZINGPHIL UPLOAD GOD FUCKING BLESS THE UK

[@cerebralhan]

i was expecting you to get out the wall pins and red string on the polycule question but the effort was wonderful nonetheless 😂

[@mads53]

12:38 "i should just be a therapist, i love doing this" as a counselor in training, we'd love to have you, phil

[@g00se_ars0nist]

i love that this is his r/aita

[@Arabella-rg4zs]

Damn, I didn't expect actual tea, this was good

[@brianaduran4476]

i’ve never been this early love you king

[@kellineww]

thanks for posting 🫶 your videos always cheer me up, and i’m having a hard day :3

[@daiyahigashikata]

poly drama is so funny. they're always the most volatile people so more than 3 of them in the same house is terrifying

[@michaelceraaaaa]

when I saw this notification I literally swooned. I love u Philly

[@isabellee.alyssaa]

todays gonna be a great day

[@firefly4515]

make this a series haha its so much fun ✨️✨️

[@gabxbee]

the 10 year ago throwback though 🥺🫶 I remember the q&as back then, the one that sticks with me is the ceramic cow that I think held creamer? Until the horn broke lol. Very very proud of you, Phil! 🫶

[@cagedstar]

“Aita for cheating?” Uh yes?? Obviously 💀

[@joanaduarte1255]

phil you're honestly really good at giving advice and super grounded! looking forward to part 2!! and I also love red pandas sad that i can't smell like them too XD

[@ByMiiee]

Did you just call crocheters "KNITTING LINGUISTICS"... Phiiiiil😮‍💨

[@claudiahelen1]

2:55 we love the polyam rep 😩💕

[@moonchild7804]

i loveeee the porcelain frog vs lizard sweater lesbian drama i need to see their work asap

[@therabbitgod5853]

My day just brighten

[@chloeglascott9685]

phil lester the man that you are. you r the only thing keeping me chugging along in this horrible life please never change

[@rachel8422]

I find the small business one odd in the sense that they are selling to pretty different audiences. Like, personally I wouldn't combine them, but tell your partner so you're less stressed about it all

[@caitlinmacdonald3863]

Thanks Phil, needed this!!

[@iguanodoo6920]

AMAZINGPHIL TUMBLR HOMECOMING

[@lorbaborb]

thank you for paying attention to the tumblrinas we missed you

[@jkathrynn]

phil!!! my mom was the one who dated the guy for his comfy bed 😭 so not a cat unfortunately! (ty for reading that out, we both found it super funny!!)

[@strangewatermelon97]

Aww that's silly

[@deathcomesover]

MOOT IN THE WILD?????

[@jkathrynn]

@@deathcomesover HEY AMBER 😭😭 i am never in the youtube comments but i had to make an exception this time :P

[@kai_winchester_66]

11:49 I love that I heard this story from Dan's book show so I could immediately recognise it when Phil started reading that post 🤣

[@margheritasciacco554]

Another banger by Amazingphil

[@moonchild9841]

what can i say

[@UVJorD]

The danandphilbeats stays ON during sex.

[@rooron3152]

I absolutely love LOVE DOCTOR PHILLY ❤ If I ever were about to date I'll come back to this video and take every single advice from him

[@eabhaishere4558]

Phil is not bigoted against polyamory he is just bad with numbers 😔

[@fanofeverything21]

filling the internet support group -shaped hole in my heart

[@marchingkittens6282]

Love doctor Philly!!

[@Zubiila]

Rhe thumbnail made me think it was Phil sharing dating stories and I felt like I had stumbled into a different dimension that I wasnt ready for. 5 days later and I'm realizing it's just Phil reading AITA stories and commenting on them. 😂

[@bie_00]

haha to be fair he posted on tumblr asking for submissions so the ones who follow him in social media knew 😂

[@Zubiila]

@@bie_00 ah I don't use tumbler, so that's why 😅

[@cliodhnahxnly]

me getting a phil video on my birthday is the best present i could ask for

[@memoriam.victoriam]

The last three men I’ve talked to (only one actually bothered to make it official) and ALL THREE of them ghosted me on THIER BIRTHDAYS … like just completely cold turkey

[@kristinareichl8516]

Why is Dan just staring quietly in the background 😳

[@criptastical]

I love the idea of hiding your secret porcelain frog business from your girlfriend who runs her own lizard crochet clothing shop. Like this sounds like a tumblr otp au.

[@emeraldkoala2]

Just realised this is sort of Phil's version of Internet Support Group and I am here for it.

[@abbiepark123]

Phil seems like such a gossip girly like come to brunch with me king let's chat shit xx

[@erenyeagar4686]

i love how in the question about dan tattoo, the girl literally said "dan from dan and phil" LIKE THEY AREN'T THEIR OWN PERSONS THEY ARE FOREVER DAN AND PHIL FROM DAN AND PHIL💀💀💀

[@treasuuree]

YAY PART 2

[@rosesraeken]

"my throbbing needs are not being met" phil i will unsubscribe if you ever say that again