Let’s Talk About Dating

[@AmazingPhil]

sniff sniff! Use PHIL to get 55% off your first month at Scentbird sbird.co/3yl6CTm Thanks for sponsoring my video!

[@user-cl6jp5vj1g]

sniff my daddy

[@septicdragyn]

What do you mean you're just Phil now, what happened to Dan

[@myrrhsense]

You know I've seen many sponsorships by scentbird, but I've never been so influenced to buy from them.

[@cvryeii]

Would really love to know what you and Dan think of Scentbird's CEO's Matrix LARPing but alas, get that bag

[@victoriab8186]

find it really really weird how a company not available in the UK is giving samples to a UK-based youtuber. Like, if you can get it, why not other people? No offense to you Phil, but it does put me off more than it encourages me

[@starboardia]

“If he got hit by a car, he’s right next to the hospital” ??????? PHIL WHAT

[@lost_angeles_arte]

IKKK I HEARD HIM SAY THAT AND WAS LIKE⁉️⁉️⁉️

[@megmarie2153]

Well... he's not wrong 🤣

[@eartheclipse8]

that was so fucking funny 💀💀

[@hightopshannah]

This killed me 😂😂

[@existentialheart]

phil too funny for his own good and i don't even think he was joking

[@elsieejones]

the man who wanted to be a forensic linguist but cannot say crocheted😭

[@jaybehkay2438]

That hurt 😭😂

[@elsieejones]

@@jaybehkay2438 this man immediately corrected dan when trying to say copacetic but can’t say crocheted PLS😭

[@rebekahlestrange804]

Might be he's only seen it written down. I have a few words I'm afraid to say because I've never heard them spoken so I'm not entirely sure how they are pronounced. Also crocheted is close in spelling to the word crotchety so my other theory is he's going off the pronunciation of that.

[@zsuzsid]

and then he calls us "knitting linguists" which is another offence to the crocheters 😂

[@athenasrevenge93]

@@zsuzsidAND TO KNITTERS TOO IM OFFENDED FOR YALL CROCHETERS AND US KNITTERS! NEEDLECRAFTERS ARE GOIN THROUGH IT CONSTANTLY AND IM *TIRED* /lh even though I’m shouting lmao

[@CucumberpatchAddict]

nice to see dan there on the right

[@suzanneherbst319]

He was weirdly quiet too. The pig life has changed him.

[@whatskai]

💀💀💀

[@bubbybubbybubbyy]

@@suzanneherbst319it’s like if Kafka wrote about pigs

[@fireafire]

💀

[@moremim]

💀LOL

[@bloodflavoredgum]

“brotha eughh” 😭

[@simashakeri95]

the fact that this has a translate option is sending me

[@cherryfi]

what time stamp is this lolll

[@gentlygolden]

@@cherryfi11:17

[@merrymoonlights3013]

I was looking for this comment, this made me laugh so hard

[@CutieMoli]

I can't believe one of the hundreds "aita for leaving my friend alone in the hospital whilst he was blind" made it in 😭😭😭

[@neon_shapeshifter]

YES they were everywhere 😭 people even sent the cactus one in 💀

[@misskiwi5460]

@@neon_shapeshifter what about the cactus? (which video?)

[@neon_shapeshifter]

@misskiwi5460 it was a moment from the radio show back in 2014/15, I don't want to put it under Phil's video but I'm sure if you yt search it it'll come up 🥲

[@bug7475]

please never say love hole again

[@ellaaa1498]

Lady Door and the Love Hole - A Memoir by Phil Lester

[@aaaaa5211]

w pfp

[@royalvolcanos]

love hole and glory hole are cousins of lady door

[@ellefromm]

the pre roll ad hasn’t even finished and i want to click away

[@thethirdsleeper]

gender neutral ladydoor

[@laedle]

it's so funny to me that phil spent the whole video avoiding saying the word ass but the second someone made fun of a dan tattoo he said "good, dump his ass" with full confidence

[@skcch1796]

"jump on a zoom in your fursuit" i feel like i need to stop finding out things about your sex life phil

[@s0ledadSperanza]

the childhood photo photoshop thing was genuinely the weirdest thing to do I'm sorry 😭

[@mostar1219]

It was cute, but also weirdly executed

[@gummyvoid]

i think like if they told them their idea to photoshop beforehand it would be like a cute thing to do but to do it and then not telling them its photoshopped is crazy

[@aquabee0311]

@@gummyvoid agree! It could’ve even been a gift? Like! “Hey I found photos of us and did a thing where it looks like we met so many years ago.” Some sort of momento to show he cares about her theory

[@s0ledadSperanza]

@@gummyvoid exactly, it's the lying that's the weird part

[@katakovacs2066]

yet the most harmless from all those others

[@ellieduenow6119]

11:21 phil saying 'Good DUMP HIS ASS' is something i never knew i needed until this second

[@eartheclipse8]

Right?? I felt comforted and I've not broken up with anyone

[@WishGender]

"that's STCHUPID"

[@Pmltwigs]

friendship ended with ladydoor 🚫👎🙅‍♂️ now Love Hole is my best friend! ❤️‍🔥

[@RedFoxtail26]

Phil, June 2019:

[@gloomycryptid]

i'm here to say sickkk pfp

[@remvices]

“if he got hit by a car he’s right next to the hospital!” i’m in TEARS

[@maggielaw6320]

The funniest bit😂

[@sammirhy37]

THATS MY TATTOO PHIL 😭😭 thanks for saying i’m filled with soil 💓

[@little_greenfly]

It's one of the best compliments I've ever heard, also I love your tattoo and hope you find someone who appreciates it!! 💕

[@kashefajaved6394]

omg we found them!!! lovely tattoo btw❤❤

[@lindsey.13]

i would love to see someone try to explain this comment to a normal person

[@shadowcadette]

Love your tattoo!!💗 you deserve the best my girl :)

[@hazel1446]

Now you should get another tattoo that says filled with soil :D

[@TrinityProcessing]

Isnt it weird that we live in a timeline where tumblr is now the most healthy and gay social media platform

[@Kat-PM]

always has been

[@soapssssoap6176]

Best social media rn

[@YouTubeSupportSucks]

and it's still reverse-chronological with no algorithm

[@Thirteenth-cs2cm]

Maybe. Then again, maybe not

[@mosaic2476]

@@Kat-PM it was lost for a bit there, especially with things like the "ace discourse" :(

[@rowan.27]

"Dump his ass" -Phil Lester, 2024

[@chloepatrick12]

as someone who has never been in a relationship i love these videos for the gossip

[@fireafire]

SAME HERE lmao.

[@AlyBr]

Ditto. I watch with a raised eyebrow and a mug of hot coco to sip whenever it gets juicy.

[@Piunik]

“Also if he gets hit by a car, he’s next to the hospital, it’s fine” I can’t 😭😭 this man does not gaf

[@arcade3198]

phil has never lost the idgaf war in his life

[@sketchycat6223]

He really said rip Dan lol

[@lazylittledragon]

it was so nice of dan to sit there on the side for emotional support

[@TeddyMouseX3]

Him correcting the pronunciation of crocheted but then saying knitting linguist was distressing.

[@Alygator713]

The fact that I’m crocheting while watching has me dying lol😂

[@magnusbane420]

I gasped. It's like saying YT is for edited unpublished twitch livestreams.

[@tsuki3752]

it’s all just loops and loops man

[@honorcollins6962]

The amount of people who don’t know the difference between knitting and crochet is astounding to me. I was showing someone something I made and I said yeah so I knitted this, and they said ooooh is it crocheted?? Like no I literally just said I knitted it!!!

[@alandoodles]

​@@honorcollins6962Yeah. Crochet and knitting are pretty different in methods of looping about yarn. That and knitting can be done with a machine. Crochet not do much. The looping steps are too varied for a machine as of right now. -A fellow crocheter

[@skibbos]

“thank you love doctor philly!” we all say in unison

[@emokity]

“love doctor philly is in the house” is not something i thought i was going to hear from phil 😭

[@t_cmusic]

I know these are posted anonymously but the third posters is the most unique and incredibly specific situation…

[@CMDonovann]

"we all put ourselves in mental situationships with anime characters" SO REAL. SO TRUE. PHIL UNDERSTANDS.

[@little_greenfly]

"you are filled with soil" thank you for saying words phil

[@mathra07]

COMBINE THE BUSINESSES - the porcelain frogs could have crotcheted outfits, with SEASONS, and HOLIDAYS, and WHOLE WARDROBES. A CROTCHET PORCELAIN EMPIRE

[@bunshr00m]

the thumbnail ate tbh

[@jeanz638]

I love Phil saying the sentence "you've always got a venting pass with your bestie"

[@deadlygalita]

"if he gets hit by a car..." PHIIIL DON'T EVEN SAY THAT

[@Sylvie.carroll]

The polycule confusion is so real. I’m poly and even I get confused 😭😭😭 and YES ITS VERY BUSY

[@neorxnawange8862]

the golden pig looks especially mystical standing on that table 🐷🔮

[@asholeary1188]

“It was nice getting to know you and your cockroaches” is such a savage way to say “not interested “🤣

[@emandmhandicrafts]

Love hole might be the worst kind of hole they've said yet

[@crystalsnow5046]

What about soul hole?

[@welp3925]

2:13 “You’re stood in a barn while Satan appears behind you. It’s a whole thing” I love how insane that sounds to anyone who isn’t this deep into the lore

[@damseydiou]

love doctor philly needs to become a series

[@hannahvictoria6085]

it's giving internet support group

[@rafiabintaali8530]

"if he got hit by a car, he's right next to a hospital anyways" PHILIP

[@beyza8584]

“Also if he gets hit by a car hes next to the hospital its fine” wow phil im so touched by the amount of concern you have for half blind dan 🥺

[@rosaliesavard]

So glad I finally have somewhere reliable to go to for cruiseship related infos

[@SophiHan02]

Thank you Phil for being brave and taking over this internet support group was feeling abandoned since our last doctor Danny quit :/

[@wickedburnout6876]

i love seeing tumblr content, we really never outgrow our roots

[@cuandotumedasunagalleta7169]

Idk what to write but have yall ever mixed a shit ton of cinnamon into vanilla icecream with 2 drops of oatly? Its The Shit. Do it.

[@deaenei]

I have the ingredients, I'm gonna try it 🫡

[@mmaantj]

@@deaeneireview?

[@Ian-bf4yk]

@@mmaantjit was fatal

[@cuandotumedasunagalleta7169]

@Ian-bf4yk 💀💀 its really good i promise!1 😆😆 so good you could die for it maybe-

[@deaenei]

it was really good!!!! 10/10

[@brennah1413]

“my throbbing needs are not being met” is NOT a sentence I wanted to hear today, Phillip

[@juuliakuusisto5843]

Love hole 🤝 glow ray whole

[@colebrianna10]

Phil saying “eh😷brother eh😷” needs to be my text tone

[@CosmoLuizza]

8:47 this right here was rlly comforting as a part of the depression room gang

[@BrandiG31]

i love phil gossip sessions

[@mads53]

12:38 "i should just be a therapist, i love doing this" as a counselor in training, we'd love to have you, phil

[@Leoooo___]

When Phil almost said crochet wrong. Coming from a crochet small business😂

[@viennesewaffle9555]

phil always siding with the lesbians warms my heart the biggest ally

[@kierabelson4021]

i’ve never heard the phrase ‘gossip-sniffer’ hahahaha

[@abby.geeese]

im so glad chronic Wednesday posts are back i needed that thank you

[@neodokii]

the thumbnail i'm gonna sob i love him

[@shadowcadette]

“Jump on a zoom in your fursuit” weekend plans sorted - thanks Phil

[@cerebralhan]

i was expecting you to get out the wall pins and red string on the polycule question but the effort was wonderful nonetheless 😂

[@aggiemoon3208]

I’m terrified of this video and it’s only just started - waiting for him to say hole

[@aggiemoon3208]

He said it so fast

[@catherineliu06]

As a girl, meeting a bunch of dudes in a hot tub sounds like a nightmare. We all watched 13 reasons right?

[@_bebeboudeur_]

the fact that it's the post i most related to, glad i avoided that

[@creepiecrawlz]

phil lester the man that you are. you r the only thing keeping me chugging along in this horrible life please never change

[@lucyisnotonf1re]

AMAZINGFOL

[@aaaaa5211]

ALWAYS UPLOADS WHEN I NEED IT MOST AMEEENNN GODBLESS YOU PHILLIP MICHEAL LESTER!!!

[@isabellee.alyssaa]

todays gonna be a great day

[@michaelmcdonnell5574]

Phil I will personally buy any future merch you have if you promise to never say "Love Hole" again.

[@jasmint3207]

When I glanced at this comment I just saw "future merch" and "love whole" and I thought you wanted Phil to make that 😅

[@artemis88899]

​@@jasmint3207samee 😭

[@genericname8727]

@@jasmint3207 they will buy it so long as he doesn’t say the words. Phil should make love hole merch then

[@moonchild9841]

lady door part 2

[@brianaduran4476]

i’ve never been this early love you king

[@gabxbee]

the 10 year ago throwback though 🥺🫶 I remember the q&as back then, the one that sticks with me is the ceramic cow that I think held creamer? Until the horn broke lol. Very very proud of you, Phil! 🫶

[@michaelceraaaaa]

when I saw this notification I literally swooned. I love u Philly

[@joanaduarte1255]

phil you're honestly really good at giving advice and super grounded! looking forward to part 2!! and I also love red pandas sad that i can't smell like them too XD

[@Arabella-rg4zs]

Damn, I didn't expect actual tea, this was good

[@aimeemacgillivray5203]

Audibly shouted ‘NEW PHOL VIDEO’ and woke my sleeping partner, oops

[@hannahbd9]

they way i read 'sleeping partner' made me very confused 🤣

[@puppychus6967]

"am I the hole for waking up my sleeping partner because phil posted a new video?"

[@moonchild7804]

i loveeee the porcelain frog vs lizard sweater lesbian drama i need to see their work asap

[@kellineww]

thanks for posting 🫶 your videos always cheer me up, and i’m having a hard day :3

[@g00se_ars0nist]

i love that this is his r/aita

[@hxpe626]

AMAZINGPHIL UPLOAD GOD FUCKING BLESS THE UK

[@emeraldkoala2]

Just realised this is sort of Phil's version of Internet Support Group and I am here for it.

[@therabbitgod5853]

My day just brighten

[@Violet_Succubi]

2:55 we love the polyam rep 😩💕

[@caitlinmacdonald3863]

Thanks Phil, needed this!!

[@lorbaborb]

thank you for paying attention to the tumblrinas we missed you

[@kai_winchester_66]

11:49 I love that I heard this story from Dan's book show so I could immediately recognise it when Phil started reading that post 🤣

[@rooron3152]

I absolutely love LOVE DOCTOR PHILLY ❤ If I ever were about to date I'll come back to this video and take every single advice from him

[@treasuuree]

YAY PART 2

[@firefly4515]

make this a series haha its so much fun ✨️✨️

[@mijaluna024]

9:29 I needed to hear that. Thank you ❤

[@orcooleh]

posted just as i'm abt to eat dinner thanks bae

[@iguanodoo6920]

AMAZINGPHIL TUMBLR HOMECOMING

[@marchingkittens6282]

Love doctor Philly!!

[@cliodhnahxnly]

me getting a phil video on my birthday is the best present i could ask for

[@fanofeverything21]

filling the internet support group -shaped hole in my heart

[@shanaya241]

BYE you should do an advice column I love these sm

[@Sauceyages]

Loved it, can't wait for part 2, you should, under NO circumstances ever become a therapist

[@margheritasciacco554]

Another banger by Amazingphil

[@moonchild9841]

what can i say

[@madisonganas]

i love this series so much never stop

[@jkathrynn]

phil!!! my mom was the one who dated the guy for his comfy bed 😭 so not a cat unfortunately! (ty for reading that out, we both found it super funny!!)

[@strangewatermelon97]

Aww that's silly

[@deathcomesover]

MOOT IN THE WILD?????

[@jkathrynn]

@@deathcomesover HEY AMBER 😭😭 i am never in the youtube comments but i had to make an exception this time :P

[@amalie7039]

Looking forward to part 2, love these gossipy vids ☺❤

[@killatay2818]

I've never unsubscribed from you - not for the whole more than a decade since I found you. You seem great, love it. I did admittedly unsubscribe from Games for a bit but w/ Dil season 2 I've resubscribed & I love it.

[@syedaaaaaaa]

was procrastinating lunch, this came at the perfect time

[@gracehagele5462]

we went from Dan giving life advice w internet support group to this and I'm here for it

[@funkylilbaby]

needed this video thanks phil

[@greymoonshadow9]

My Scentbird delivery arrived today perfect timing. Both scents were so good this month!

[@ozziehall779]

Some of the stories in this video were so wild I'm coming back after a few hours to be sure I heard everything right

[@ByMiiee]

Did you just call crocheters "KNITTING LINGUISTICS"... Phiiiiil😮‍💨

[@ryn_a_boo]

Dan and Phil beats showed up on my Spotify ai dj and I was so surprised!