Let's Watch - Hitman Elusive Target: Blackmailer

[@scotthadden9816]

A Little bit of Gavin to my right. A Little bit of Patillo by my side. A Little bit of JDoolz is all I need. A whole lot of Haywood is all I see. A little bit of Geoffrey on the booze. A little bit of Matt, no don't snooze. A Little bit of Michael screaming FUCK! A little bit of them make's AH Rock!

[@ZackRToler]

I sang this

[@sweetbug6934]

ZackRToler I sang this and screamed Fuck and my mother ran into my room looking so concerned

[@whimsicalstranger382]

Scott Hadden Amazing

[@scotthadden9816]

Dakindra Tatum Kudos to you, friend.

[@SC-hj3hq]

I sang this lol

[@pwnorbepwned]

"If you rip the Ethernet cable out, you can restart." Gavin, and the origin of Bumcheese.

[@OrionX700]

Gavin's house is so full of robotic appliances, he's gonna singlehandedly build Skynet.

[@andylea2718]

Your comment is a diamond hidden in a flaming 50 gallon drum of human shit.

[@matthewrandell5055]

that's a great metaphor

[@Randomstuffs261]

You'd think they'd stop doing fashion shows at this place since like 17 people have been murdered there

[@TheWickedRhymes]

With the amount of money the fashion biz moves I dont think they care if a few people go missing, and im sure police would never get the info

[@ChompXephr]

Isn't this also the location for the Puddle Pile video? So add 100+ to that at minimum.

[@wb4672]

Please the place is an old French Palace. Think of the casualties in that place due to court intrigue or the French Revolution. This crap is nothin

[@Albukhshi]

In my Hitman universe, the death toll exceeds 2,000... Yes, I've had quite a few kill everyone events. I also replicated the Puddle-pile, though I didn't kill 70; just 20.

[@connorthegunlovingeek7465]

The killing just increases the fame

[@Selenielka]

9:16 "Hello, my name is Subdue" that was solid, Jack lol

[@chezepie]

Ryan " I like the mirror so i can see myself murdering" made my day.

[@indigodusk7636]

Ryan just shouting MURDER! made my day XD

[@Hys868]

Why is Ryan's GTA character the target?

[@AdvancedEon]

He got too out of control and needed to be taken out by the Heist Crew, only they realised they weren't gonna be able to take him out since he knew all their strategies. After finding out that he'd decided to use modelling as a cover, they decided that Agent 47 would be able to take him out

[@Hys868]

Thing is little did they know Ryan was an expert in modelling

[@AdvancedEon]

From rumours about this show, he was originally meant to be a Gnome on a mushroom but complained that he'd kill everyone there by throwing them in a hole with an unfed cow so they were forced to change almost everything in the show to keep him pleased

[@ironicugandan5826]

If it was Ryan everyone would be dead....And 47 would've just arrived

[@AdvancedEon]

I think Ryan would've known that they were gonna send someone after him, so he built himself a double with latex, chewing gum and a whole bunch of souls that he'd harvested over his career as a mad man

[@quentinwolfe2302]

Fucking Jeremy's girl voice killed me: "Sandra you're not gonna believe this, I walked into a room and found a quarter."

[@burns0100]

Ryan "The Phillips Head" Haywood.

[@HarmlessVampire13]

For some reason, it's always surprising to me just how fucking funny Jeremy is

[@i-am-the-niece-of-satan5886]

BumbleBuzz I read that as "unfunny" and was about to get REAL salty lmao XD he surprises me too

[@Haggis-Giggles4692]

Lil J is getting funnier and funnier :)

[@TopPigg]

the hardest i've laughed in a while is Gavin and Jeremy's trash can discussion xD

[@pwnorbepwned]

TopPigg Where in the video is it?

[@ironicugandan5826]

Scanning the comments? Here is the majority of it. 50%- Boo Jack and his politics 25%- Shut the fuck up Jack can say whatever he wants 25%- Why is Ryan killing his GTA character

[@redeye6598]

Robert Reich I actually have only seen about 15% of the comments being about jacks views and aside from the 25% of Ryan's character, another 3% making mambo no. 5 jokes, and the rest is people bitching about people bitching about jack

[@redeye6598]

Robert Reich I actually have only seen about 15% of the comments being about jacks views and aside from the 25% of Ryan's character, another 3% making mambo no. 5 jokes, and the rest is people bitching about people bitching about jack

[@casadebang6590]

+Gameman659 If we're just counting original comments: 50% DONT READ THE COMMENTS ITS TOXIC 25% Political BS (for both sides) 20% This was great! 5% lol GTA character

[@cokedaz]

Jesus christ, if he didn't kill that waiter he would have got silent assassin, GOD DAMNIT.

[@emilyyurk7231]

Hey, when you don't have a hammer, you don't have a hammer.

[@cokedaz]

There is always time to choke a bitch.

[@emilyyurk7231]

Well yeah, but it wouldn't be a Ryan playthrough if he didn't off at least one random civilian

[@grantmills8203]

best line: Jack - I haven't touched a tool in years- Gavin - oh wait I just touched you-

[@Matt-wg9xn]

Started reading comments, immediate regret, back to the video

[@Eorzat]

I watched the first 10 seconds and could not help but look at the comments. As always, Acheivo fans are on point and quick to shitpost.

[@gamertagshadow-6227]

Eorzat- yotube fans sir u need to be specific cause us site members that watch the video here have no problems whatso ever

[@DrFumbles01]

SlapNDash Thank you, you saved my sanity. Almost made that mistake.

[@Cazammaf]

SlapNDash Luckily, even though I started doing the same, your comment is one of the first I've seen, so thanks! I'm heading back up to the video now hahaha

[@goodnight_loveyou]

SlapNDash So much regret, I should've listened to you.

[@user-st7rq3sn7v]

the target just made 50 cents and walked away.... only Ryan can manage that

[@KlLLERROBOT99]

I love the description. Also I love how a coconut is considered a sharp object xD

[@AmberLF]

Lol at people getting upset with Jack. It's funny.

[@ppleater]

YLL huehuehue look I made a trump joke for the 50th time.

[@AmberLF]

In the summed up and slightly twisted words of Bo Burnham...Don't want people making jokes...one shouldn't have been elected.

[@oliverrockets8616]

"If you don't want comedians talking about Politics, then don't elect a joke"

[@MinecraftLD10]

Oliver Rockets I need that on a shirt, legit, cause both sides can comment on it, and I can watch them burn in their own bubbles, while laughing my ass off.

[@Satherian]

Honestly, the comments have gotten worse than any political comments that AH has made. Like, Jack says 1 thing and THAT'S why everyone focuses on? Not Ryan and the 'Men's March' thing? Jeez Louise. I, for one, found it weird that Ryan just killed his GTA character.

[@ironicugandan5826]

Satherian And that picture of Voldemort the models crowd around

[@redeye6598]

Satherian I heard about Jacks rant, but what did Ryan say? I haven't seen the off topic episode yet

[@futureblue49]

You can tell that Ryan is just continuing LilJ's joke. But Jack seemed kinda serious about what he said.

[@markodell1951]

Jesus fucking christ the men's march thing was a joke. You're a moron.

[@VivianKurayami]

I love watching these Elusive Target videos just to see how far Ryan will deviate from his original plan.

[@stevehandsomelady207]

Vivian Kurayami that name doesn’t sound real

[@Orchestrafanboy19]

Just wanted to say, I like watching Hitman videos.

[@MegaNightmare4]

They are indeed entertaining.

[@RoboticMagus]

Ryan talks about finding him, a few seconds later he misses the target at 6:26.

[@aimanali8558]

"Rip the Ethernet cable out" Sounds like a bum cheese to me.

[@imikegaming2070]

shame they have came and gone.. Just got this game, and now going back and watching these. started having my girl get into watching these, and now watching me play.. know its a little late.. but thank you for all you did for my childhood and even my adulthood. until next time ✌️

[@hyttennis]

Jeremy, you're thinking of Fruli, the Belgian fruit beer

[@TheZXDarkblade]

Guys, can we stop fucking hating each other over politics. Everyone has a different viewpoint, and everyone should be able to take a joke or a jab about their point of view. I don't know what Jack said, but can people please just stop fighting? You guys are tearing this community apart piece by piece.

[@MattAndTheMike]

ZXDarkblade He said "Looks like trumps son" and that's about all, GG AH "community"

[@Rivydivy]

I get that people are pissed about Jack and pissed about Trump but this is what people seem to not realize: KZbin is just like tv, don't like what you're watching? Change the channel.

[@noahstraus1608]

I'm not sick of it, don't speak for everyone

[@DresdenShuffle]

Indigo_Leader Thanks for appointing yourself spokesperson of the people. Oh wait, you're not -_-

[@oliverrockets8616]

For the record, I'm not sick of Jack at all. I love him, and his political banter.

[@Rogue_Shaddo]

River Rolston Ooo, a "don't like it, don't watch it" comment. So original. So edgy. So utterly ignorant. Obviously people *like* watching AH. What many people don't like is talk about stupid shit like politics during video game commentaries. People aren't going to stop watching their content because they make one or two stupid political references in each video, but that doesn't mean they have to just silently accept it, either.

[@MrBombastic799]

Well, they can't see the future. Obviously they don't know someone is going to something stupid until they have already seen the video.

[@DullBones]

I'm pretty sure the target KNEW he was being targeted for assassination. Why else he would be only sticking to places with lots of people?

[@jakejaeric]

Man Jack was on fire this episode. Dude had me rolling and that rarely happens.

[@hambone.fakenamington]

Wah waaaaah how dare people who provide hours of free content spend a fraction amount that time talking about something I don't agree with! How dare people with a big Internet platform share their opinions?! Time to to rally all the haters in the comments because I don't know how to deal with my emotions without 20 other angry trolls giving me worth on KZbin!

[@turtleface92]

sonnibun dont you have a protest or march to be at? probably over how nazi like trump puts his socks on?

[@redeye6598]

sonnibun Kinda funny considering he was drunk on the podcast

[@OfficiallySatan]

turtleface92 What part of their comment implied that they were an avid dissenter of Trump? All they were saying was that people should stop bitching about a comment one of them made after giving tons of content to them FREE without saying any other controversial things.

[@turtleface92]

ThePotatoSpaceman did you just assume their gender? check your privilege m8

[@TropicL3mon]

+John Smith those things aren't even remotely similar so you can fuck right off.

[@coolman154]

Jack has always been my favourite achievement hunter :)

[@jussikol1]

Ryan's talking about trying to find him, at 6:27 turns the corner and looks right at him. Am I wrong?

[@patricktennant7889]

Rewatching this and I thought the same thing and looked for it in the comments!

[@MrMoustacheNinja]

Also whoever wrote the description for this video is a Genius because it's amazing 😂😂😂

[@mzprettyprincezz454]

Ahhhh the harmonizing at 34:32 is soooo satisfying! 😂

[@Gilleban]

Thanks, Gavin, I just had an idea for a trash can/bin that lights up when the lid is lifted (no practical reason, but some idiot will buy it)

[@lukeperryglover]

Ryan playing this is hilarious. Also that looong setup to just get fed up and hammer to the face :P

[@SarahWeisters]

Ryan losing his mind when the target called him a clown was fuckin' fantastic! XD

[@OfficiallySatan]

These Hitman videos are my favorites, the screw ups of Gavin and the madness of Ryan is hilarious

[@waynechriss]

I failed this elusive target exactly as Gavin did: Dropping the lights on the catwalk will indeed now allow you to pick up the memory stick.

[@sabermeow7643]

This target really lived up to the Elusive part of the Elusive Target.

[@bailydaily6493]

Achievement hunter comments: *Jack makes one political joke in a video which he only does sporadically* "OHNMYGODJAVKNEEDSTOSTOPPUTINPOLITICSINEVRYVIDEOTHTLIBERELCUCK"

[@343Films]

Actually the entire first page of comments is people like you complaining about how "all the comments" are people bitching.

[@Zeelzebub327]

343Films I know right. I can't even find them

[@hf117j]

Here's a few copy pasted from page one of comments after pressing load more once and not scrolling down all the way. "I don't even like Trump, but Jack's jokes are just fucking annoying. He is constantly trying to shoehorn them into the conversation and they are rarely funny." "Jack. Let it goooooo let it goooooooo. For goodness sake. Please. Let it friggen GO" "Tbh thinking of unsubbing, I used to come to these videos as an escape from politics but now..." "I started to like Jack for a moment.. but now every video he talks about Trump and politics, it gets annoying after a while..."

[@MexicanChimpanZ]

Noah Hastings I think you need to Google what sporadically means again.

[@pwnorbepwned]

Noah Hastings You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

[@Kvasnikov]

Always happy to see a new Hitman video :)

[@griff2128]

Jack, buddy, you're not better than everyone else. Stop whining and making passive aggressive comments. MAGA

[@zc630]

Awww, do you need your safespace :(

[@griff2128]

FreeFallerGames what exactly am I ignorant of..? "Boo hoo, Trump is president now so I have to bitch about it all the time and anyone that disagrees with me is dumb and ignorant"

[@teroknor1377]

I don't care about hearing different political opinions, but if there is a safe space that keeps me from hearing what Patillo calls "Jokes" I will take it. Not just on political stuff, mind, I would like to use it whenever Jack speaks. Replace him with another liberal who is funny (like most of the people at Roosterteeth). I would pay you gladly if you have this place.

[@garrettwest]

Ryan, the return of the Wet Bandit

[@rikmeister17]

Does anybody know why the devs kept on using the same maps with the Elusive targets? This has to be like the 8th visit in Paris in the exact same mansion in the exact same event.

[@dobbsy9410]

Cloudberry and hitman? Today is a good day.

[@majorafan09]

This is the only elusive target that I got a silent assassin rating on. I just watched him until he walked down the hallway where there were no people walking or guarding, snapped his neck, got the stick, and walked out. Easiest mission I've ever done...

[@tyrdravok]

“I just brought my awesome” What like the mech?

[@michaeloconnor5904]

23:43 - 24:10 Model attempts to single-handedly end man's murder break.

[@icecoldnut5152]

Gavin is the kinda guy who would buy no touch hand soap dispensers because he doesn't want to touch the dirty hand soap dispenser before he washes his hands.

[@Roxas80]

I fucking love the way Gavin says Helmut Kruger.

[@MrMoustacheNinja]

Great episode guys!!! Love this series so much and I can't believe a plan actually worked! 😂😂😂😂

[@StairwaytoHeavenLZ]

"I love having the mirror so I can watch myself work." -Ryan Haywood, 2017

[@meolessy127]

I find myself looking in my sub box for these video's every day. When I see that sweet agent 47 face and the achievement hunter star I nearly cream my pants.

[@9foxlinks]

who else came here to see Gavin's reaction to him forgetting the podcast

[@PurpleEle82]

My Aunt has that same trash can lid.

[@cookieman910]

That description though! LMAO

[@faceless58]

Wow scroll down my subbox and we got hitman next to cloudberry, thats a good night right there

[@ElFourTwoZ3r0]

Gavin the catwalk is indeed game breaking and I also learned that the hard way. didn't do the Ethernet thing though...

[@ElFourTwoZ3r0]

also Ryan you're fuckin terrible at this game

[@user-dj1hy6zc6q]

I wish I would have watched this first before I spent 3 hours on this mission, got frustrated, and then failed it due to haste, frustration, and poor decision making. The method Ryan used was WAY easier than what I was trying to pull off.

[@ledon26656]

The first time I've ever been frustrated watching Ryan. He was ridiculously shit in this!

[@flyonthewall4123]

Ive seen more people commenting about Jack complainers than actual comments complaining about Jack

[@k1nbo]

FlyontheWall412 Are you complaining about people complaining about people complaining about a bad joke?

[@flyonthewall4123]

james grames its a neverending cycle my friend

[@altwelve1]

7 minutes in ryan walks right past the dude when jeremy is talking fugu and fugi

[@SirMonkeySuit]

Why is every elusive target in this map? I wish they'd change it up.

[@nobodys99]

best hitman video yet.

[@henkilepsilon6396]

I want Jack to make more jokes about Trump. I want him to keep on making them until Trump leaves office. Trump deserves every ire Jack has.

[@vincentlastname7461]

Henkil Epsilon I love it I literally heard the sarcasm as I read it lol 👍🏽

[@jester9245]

the description is gold👌👌👌👌👌

[@JellyFinch]

Goddamnit you ran past him like 5 times!!! My blood pressure!!!!

[@tetrid937]

at this point, jack is more annoying than trump.

[@I-Roy]

Tetrid Why?

[@chaotiklazy]

Tetrid how?

[@AloversGaming]

I was half confident we'd see another failure, but hammers can be pretty handy :P

[@EpicUltraKingSmizzy]

how is nobody in the comments cringing at ryan missing that perfectly set up kill in the bathroom

[@KuciMane]

Wait.. In Hitman can you only do a mission one time? And if you fail then thats it? Apart from doing the disconnect from internet exploit Gavin used.

[@andylea2718]

Only elusive targets, they're like a temporary mission that you can unlock random stuff from.

[@baummerr6057]

Just ended cloudberry. Perfect transition

[@FredrickPancake]

As they mentioned it on Off Topic it was posted. Solid.

[@wolfox7776]

So what did we learn Gavin? If an Elusive Target fails, BUMCHEESE

[@jeffwashere94]

listening to jack is making me think that Ryans inner self is saying he's fucking up

[@kucu4485]

Ryan having the camera over the wrong shoulder in game really bugged my ocd... am I the only one? I know that its the press of one of the sticks to change camera shoulder and I have done it in Hitman many times before but at least I click back to the right shoulder... Thoughts anyone?

[@honkhonk5000]

Jeremy with that mambo no. 5

[@themadhaymaker5648]

The target looks like he belongs in a black metal band

[@duelmasterx215]

They didn't know they could drop the lights on the catwalk on the Paris map. :)

[@jeremycastro8223]

What was the hit man when gavin left in the middle of it for the podcast

[@flyingchinchilla2683]

I love these hitmans!!! Do more!!!

[@IQuickscopeCA]

I swear there's a picture of Ryan that looks just like this guy, is it his twitch photo?

[@Xarx3s]

Wow, what a brave and unique stance for someone in the entertainment industry to have. We get it Jack, you do not like Trump. What he fails to realise is that most people go to entertainment to escape the political bullshit and that no-one really goes to people who get paid to sit around and play video games for a living for political discussion. I mean, with the overwhelming majority of the entertainment industry from big Hollywood A-list celebrities to bottom rung youtubers all coming out against Trump; you'd think if their opinions on politics mattered at all to the average person then Trump wouldn't have won in the first place. Take a leaf from Lady Gaga's book. By all means make your opinions known outside of your work but when it comes to the job at hand, keep the politics to a minimum or subtle enough that a lot of people don't realise.

[@zc630]

Or he can say whatever the fuck he wants to say. Sorry, AH isn't your safespace.

[@Xarx3s]

By all means, he can take that approach. When they are struggling for views as they've turned off a large proportion of their viewers, (As with almost every single god damn thing in the video game industry that injects politics into their content unnecessarily) don't come crying.

[@StrifeRixa]

He could at least make some good jokes. Funhaus does it all the time and I personally love it.

[@lachyrk5618]

Xarx3s v

[@Sadie1the1Arcanine]

"Struggling for views," yea, sure, uh huh. Tell me more about how they're "struggling for views" when UNO:The Movie just became their most viewed video ever and even their sponsored Yakuza video from less than 2 days ago already has over 100k views. If anything, they're getting more popular and the majority of people don't have a problem with political humor. The pattern here implies you're the one with the problem, not the videos, and so you should be the one to change and go watch something else if it bothers you that much. Personally, I'm just going to enjoy Jack's comments and all the delicious salt they bring about.

[@godqueenbidoof]

So.... is the hitman vision thing that lets you see your target through walls disabled in elusive target?

[@sfaulk136]

yes

[@godqueenbidoof]

Ah thanks for the info

[@SC-hj3hq]

1:43 Bruh I remember that song lol

[@HD.Keem96]

LOL at 6:25 ryan looked dead at him, and at 7:13 OMG face palm

[@happyspartan4833]

They passed him up like two or three times.

[@littlepolarbears]

do all of you get that jack isn't making jokes? he's just making unfunny insults. That's uncalled for. for example some of the time late night hosts have great political jokes that the left and right both can laugh at. jacks just being an annoying pessimist. a lot of us have enough negativity in our lives and don't want to go onto a channel which we use for funny entertainment to get more. since years and years ago people have been hating on jack. and i always stood up for him. now he's just fucking annoying honestly. every time he says something political it's so condescending and he's acting like people who voted trump are idiot subhumans. when in actuality he fucking won against all odds, so he's essentially putting down half the country with his digs.

[@Karma-pq9fi]

zum "negativity in our lives" shut the fuck up you sound like a bitch

[@littlepolarbears]

+One Punch Fish sorry some people live in the real world where shit happens. glad you don't have any negativity in your life.

[@Karma-pq9fi]

zum god you sound so whiney

[@theajax96]

Ok, one punch bitch, go back to moms basement now, we all know you have nothing going for you in life.

[@Karma-pq9fi]

zum and you're bitching about a 10 second joke and typing comments like AH will give a shit

[@bribribikini]

the nyc snowday made me this amazingly early

[@carbotsbessfren3599]

17? Dude that's like the murders-per-minute

[@kharmachaos667]

10:20 Did the target just say Voldemort looked like a Greek god?

[@xDamendred94x]

Yes Jack, let the butthurt flow through you. 0:08

[@jcruz821]

Anytime someone bitches and/or moans about a comment made that was meant to be comedic, however bad the delivery may be, I urge you all to point at, laugh, and mock that individual. It does not matter what political or ideological leaning a joke may have because there is no topic that can't be made fun of; there are no sacred cows in comedy. For the uptight, search the page for "sacred cows": archive.org/stream/psychologyofhumo00martrich/psychologyofhumo00martrich_djvu.txt

[@jordanb2364]

Jack seems to be very critical of Ryan. Whata bully. Funny, though.

[@inconveniencestore2848]

I can put a finger up a urethra now. my urethra.

[@honkhonk5000]

Dhruv Chauhan thumb?

[@DidntExpect]

How many knuckles?

[@minimuhfuckinduck2283]

Spanish Inquisition 7

[@kellyduty166]

jeremys stylist voice may have made the video for me!

[@bradypahl]

I always love Hitman

[@Ayakashi]

Gavin did the first bum cheese!