Lets Play: Hitman Blood Money - The Murder of Crows (Episode 5)

Episode 5 of a funny and entertaining "Lets Play" series of Hitman Blood Money. Today, I get a little festive at the Mardi Gras in The Murder of Crows. I prevent a political assassination by performing three assassinations of my own! Check it out!
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[@celadon6554]

"Huh, that's funny, you look nothing like the other waiter." "That's because I knocked him out and took his clothes." "Oh. Fair enough. Goodbye!'

[@youngblooddoc4844]

Who else is watching this in 2024

[@TheoGarza]

Gamer King 10000 2019 mate

[@proffesionalidiot5994]

Two zero one nine.

[@hayden69istheman]

2020 gang

[@Long_Live_Asir]

I’m watching this in the year of the pandemic :(

[@sydpoletaev4209]

2023

[@aaztheog8074]

2:58 That part killed me LOL

[@drakon6878]

***** it also killed Raymond

[@The_Real_Pete_ZaHutt]

WITH A MOTHERFUCKING PIANO......YEAH!

[@therealbraindawg]

"Mm, thats funny, you look nuthin like the otha waitah!" "Cos I knocked him out, and took his clothes." "... Ah fair enough. Goo'bah!" Had me LOLing.

[@reginaldhatcher3000]

that guy in the book store called me mr.clean

[@TheZebzab]

how dare he

[@reginaldhatcher3000]

I killed him tho lol

[@jenell73]

I guess that’s an ad for a laundry soap

[@hexhunter2142]

Good find Notch, one of my favourite series of games but never considered looking for an LP of it.

[@redpred3502]

3:43 That won't get you Silent Assassin as the yellow bird will just find the body.

[@Lordofcookiejars]

You can also hide a bomb in the diamond suitcase, deliver it yourself and kill the last target that way :)

[@Joker7350]

this is one of the best commentators I watch on youtube definitely

[@of_devon5674]

Why would you dislike this guy ive watched this series like 20 times always puts me in a good mood i love you Auzzie

[@EugeneSlugsworth]

Why do you hate Auzziegamer

[@ImperativeNation]

For people who don't get it: A flock of crows is referred to as a "murder of crows," thus the pun of the level title.

[@jackosharkpie3892]

If you watching this in the last few months of 2021, you appreciate the classics

[@Satakunta]

I started watching your AC2 MP and got hooked. This is, if possible, better. Way to go, mate!

[@dewok2706]

"Gay Red Bird" is fucking hilarious

[@27Danie]

"Ok , Mr. Secretary it's time to ... Damn !" POLITICAL ASSASSINATION FAIL ! HAHA . VERY FUNNY MAN !

[@The_Real_Pete_ZaHutt]

Mark Pariah II....and Mark Parchezzi III look exactly alike...

[@samurai6561]

I know, when I first played I thought they were the same...

[@DRock1042]

maybe they are part of another clone program like 47?

[@The_Real_Pete_ZaHutt]

jack darrell You don't have to be a dick Jack.

[@The_Real_Pete_ZaHutt]

jack darrell Still don't have to be a dick

[@The_Real_Pete_ZaHutt]

***** No?

[@xandermagne2141]

I don't know why, I love the way he says "There he is!"

[@goo_90]

I read this comment as soon as he said that

[@hexhunter2142]

Also, this is one of my favourite missions in Hitman. The hotel is also great.

[@JangianTV]

"...and crush that bitch WITHAMOTHERFUCKINGPIANOOO!! Yeah!" I keep coming back to these vids and they're still hilarious af! :D

[@somerandomassguyontheinter2869]

2:02 "Head in through the back door..." insert Lenny here

[@andrewjones1395]

Who agrees he has the best sound effects and imaginative conversations ever?

[@dantehoward4536]

Your AWESOME auzzie gamer....You make us Aussies proud, well....me proud*

[@Sh0kiassassin]

In this game....one size fits all

[@legocontrollerjr]

3:04 right in the heart.... you are a professional.

[@lcslndmt]

3:17 - for some reason, everytime i go to the streets wearing the black crow suit the guards start shooting me, anyone knows why?

[@HyperMoeMan]

i cant wait until the new hitman for your lp of it

[@taduska0424]

good old 2012 days....i could do anyting to go back to those days

[@eyebrowsGreg]

When I saw the headline, I thought it said murder of cows

[@drakerandles6521]

Cow racist

[@quintinnowak-wolff7658]

@@drakerandles6521 how exactly

[@gfs486]

I don't even have this game, I just love watching this series over and over again

[@angelomelville9084]

Great and Hilarious!! Thank You Big Time!!

[@BrainyBoy1200]

0:33 PIANO! 0:36 Whose IDEA was this?!

[@TheKastholt]

The mighty coin!

[@senakashiwazaki9008]

Hitman Blood Money is the only game where killing people dressed as penguins is not funny. Well... maybe little...

[@LegitRockSt4r]

They're birds - cows, that is. Not penguins.

[@gogolplex74]

I'm watching this as I'm completing the game and this is the only mission so far where I got SIlent Assassin rating even though guards have found her body

[@ahmadsb4358]

whenever im waiting for new videos i come back to watch this playlist so fkn funny lol

[@roofaali7450]

This is very cool you are a skilled player

[@Hitman41165]

I once went to a mardi gras festival,I woke up naked in a dumpster

[@jasondyrkacz8270]

1. Sedate or strangle the red bird. 2. Hide briefcase out of view on way to plant bomb. 3. Crush Angie with piano. 4. Cap Raymond with a headshot. 5. Take out yellow bird. 6. Fiberwire Purayah. 7. Get suit and briefcase. 8. Leave.

[@tf2whackyengineer]

I took out the guy in the crow suit first and took his disguise, then went to the others. I was rushing to intercept the diamond case and while I'm pushing away the crowd, I hear someone scream, "You killed my boo!" and then several gunshots are fired at me. Whoops. I kept the same save, used the disguise to take out the head guy, and then rush to where his gal pal is. She turned around and saw me but I managed to disarm the last crow and complete the mission with silent assassin.

[@fritzflink]

I figured, just before you enter the room where Puriyah's in, the guard upstairs would go before you. I usually take him as a human shield before he opens the door, enter the room, shoot Puriyah in his stupid head, grab the yellow bird costume plus the suitcase and leave through the backdoor, keeping a distance to other guards. I find it the most satisfying way. Makes me feel like a real pro assasin.

[@twinodoom]

Ironically, I have gotten Silent Assassin by placing the bomb in the bookstore.

[@vipe1475]

Did you know if you take your sniper gun and open it up in the place where the posh old man lays down and snipe the groom as he is walking out the door and go through the house in back of the gazzibo and snipe the paps while he is feeding the fish....walk back through the house...make your exit...you WILL gain your silent assin .and 2 shots 2 deaths and no witnesses....i'd like to you do that on your lets play series. I know its a litttle bit to late to betelling u but i though it was worth a shout out. Oh and by the way PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRooooooooPPPPPssss to your lets play series

[@jamelnish02]

This is the hardest level

[@TRJVIDS]

"Gay red bird" so funny

[@GabeSweetMan]

On my first run, I had to restart because I goofed and provoked the big bird assassin guild to attack me but as I had not drawn a weapon so, from the police's perspective, armed gunmen were attacking a civilian in a chicken costume. I guess they thought shooting the big red chicken was fun too and decided to join in on the fun. Afterward assassin and police alike joined hands and sang over my dead body. OK, that last part didn't happen but it might as well have with how fucking stupid the AI is.

[@bemdav]

That just made my day..: "Is there somebody aiming a...?" BANG... Yeah...

[@poppythedogofwonders]

i like this ep

[@DC.....]

I fucking hated this level for years but in fact I hated since I first got the game after it release and always avoided the level it was only 2017/18 that I actually played it and started to love it

[@DaKonvict]

Just by watching your Hitman series I've started playing again. Fuckin awesome man keep it up

[@secretasianman2937]

He makes murder funny lol

[@rocksparadox]

Ah yes, after getting ''Mark'' go for the GUY first, he snipes the VIP.

[@jannissen9211]

These are high quality stealth videos, which are funny as shit xD

[@JJmp40]

This mission was such a pain in my ass till I watched Auzzie.

[@LethalAxis]

i have never NOT EVEN ONCE took anyone hostage in this game and i have finished it twice. i JUST realized it has a hostage action

[@TWKReviewsOLD]

Fucking sweet LP thus far. Can't wait for the Dance with the Devil mission.

[@adamkuestner2961]

After he blew the guy up at the desk, the guard bird straight ran out of the room lol

[@Strongpoint100]

Very Cool mission

[@Unsub001]

This series is so awesome.

[@Demogavin]

i went into the library put the bomb there and trigger d it but when it exploded it didn't kill him like a bomb proof vest or something i was like wtf why didn't it kill him?

[@weej267]

I love this guys videos. So funny. I think this is his weakest one though, because he doesn't fully explain the level. Unlike his other videos, this one wouldn't really help people complete the missions. He should have spoken more about the variations that are possible.

[@lcslndmt]

oh i got it, thanks, i should've remembered that the guards from hitman don't take prisoners

[@AgressivePigeon]

I wish there was a mod that played that music when you blow up a mine and kill someone x)

[@gars0the03]

you are funny as hell! never got sighlent assasin after seconf level, just lost my cool and killed everything. pushing people to death into a spa pool looks fun though, calls for a third playthrough=3

[@RobertSmith-me8dr]

"Gerbai!" xD

[@Zeis]

love it! Another awesome episode. Cheers mate!

[@Rhodon506]

It's impossible to get SA on this level if you use a sniper rifle, correct? You can't carry the rifle case and diamonds both so I imagine you'd be left leaving the rifle behind.

[@Seanpatrick2662]

Hey Auzzie, how you doing? I've been wondering, when you record the game you are playing, do you do all the commentary while playing or is that done when you are editing?

[@sEventoRii]

A waiter's 2nd floor room's door's open and the waiter is asleep. His uniform is right beside the bed. The room is accessible through some climbing.

[@Domenicomn]

don't go back though the kitchen after getting raymond's disguise! its more safe though the emergency stairs that are normally though the left doors

[@jblcn1042]

Each of the targets has a special weapon that can be added to your Hideout wall: Angelina carries a silenced pistol, Raymond uses a silenced sniper rifle (getting it out is a bitch), and Mark carries a Desert Eagle and there's also a special assault rifle in his room near his desk.

[@alihassan480]

@coronaalfredo50 the one in the white house mission is the one in the crows brother but the one in the white house is the head of the crows

[@JKDCOSTA]

Can't wait for the next video! I love this game!

[@tartra]

Every single time I hear that fucking piano/murder/fire music, I start cracking up. I'm gonna make it my ringtone soon.

[@drakon6878]

Can anyone explain this to me, we ever I take Raymonds suit and exit the blues bar through the front, my suspition meter goes red.

[@Slider6294]

Ian Vila Me too. EVERY damn time. I'll walk out the front and immediately am being fired upon. It's stymied me!

[@drakon6878]

so annoying

[@TonyGaming1984]

Ian Vila same thing happens to me just go out the back the same way you went in

[@blacknight790]

Hoxton Not sure but I think it's because you weren't allowed to go in the first place with the costume? since if i remember the guard at the entrance goes "no no you can't enter" either that or I'm mistaking it for another of it's locations

[@TonyGaming1984]

i dont know just exit through the back

[@begsfordspa218]

Oh my got, this guy is so hilarious! :D

[@Edgewalker001]

"I love assassinating assassins, they always look so surprised..." - Imperial cipher agent codename: Midnight. =p

[@bobbyash1679]

these names are clever i mean names for the missions like "you better watch out" and "tell death do us part"

[@DjFlashNl]

dude, your commentary is both witty and hilarious!!! I Love it!!!

[@Krauser012345]

Holy shit, I haven't laughed my ass off to a video game walkthrough in months!

[@ubiosamse2put]

blood money is so much better than absolution

[@AuzzieGamerGaming]

@Jeremiahsauce thats great man, you'll be wrapped!

[@blinknbcr]

i love this series of lets play but i wish they were longer :(

[@AuzzieGamerGaming]

@Rolo19383 great! you can enjoy it like I have :)

[@danijelasrbljak8935]

Okay mister secretary it's time do DIIIHH

[@xRougeShadowx]

Man this video was hilarious especially your music when u kill someone in an extreme way lol

[@Dooban]

that was aweome, thank notch for bringing me here, and your epic video for the subscribe!

[@DeliRevv]

2:23 That “goodbai!” gets me every damn time 😂

[@420StonedNinja420]

im realy glad i stumbled on to you you are very funny,witty and informational i wish you did all the games we need guides for or even just did it for our entertainment keep doing the funny ass great work you do!!! I have ran into very good guides like roosterteeth but i have never wanted to watch guides just for the joy of seeing the person play and say the funny shit you say. Sub for sure advise for everyone!!!!

[@Bentoer]

0:22 How to kill Angie.

[@dragoniguana]

Damn, I love these a ton. Might buy the game, after I clear my hard drive.

[@matmanv2]

Just imagine all the people waking up naked in dumpsters because of this guy

[@janerdyvlogs]

Watching this series through again. Love it!

[@MithranArkanere]

I'm getting hitman on next steam sale after watching some of your videos.

[@Gothgor]

Best let's play on youtube. Keep them coming!

[@tehassasinz6944]

this is THE funniest hit man blood money video i have EVER seen!!!!! XD

[@SayanKar11061992]

before seeing these hitman videos I played it as if I am playing cod. :D

[@kanderan1]

I love the noise you make for when you kill them, it's just THAT FUNNY.

[@LDMythos]

You made me reinstall the game. When I have exams next week. DAMN YOOOU

[@leongaming431]

Yo this guy is funny