Yeah, I would be too considering the fact that it was literally a piece of charcoal brickette after being set on fire multiple* times
@IvailoStoychev5 жыл бұрын
Imagine ordering a steak, and the fire alarm faintly goes off in the kitchen several times and smoke can be visibly seen coming out of it, only to be served charred ashes of what you ordered
@n0wheregrrl5 жыл бұрын
And your reaction is "too cold."
@burp20195 жыл бұрын
not to mention hearing multiple explosions
@Arvak7774 жыл бұрын
@@n0wheregrrl They could have at least made the ashes hot. What kind of place is this?
@shrimpy_nazeem4 жыл бұрын
That would happen to my sister when she cooks
@girabbit4 жыл бұрын
"GOOD LORD! What is happening in there?" "Aurora Borealis."
@DudeUnperfect214 жыл бұрын
Just love how throughout the entire video the kitchen is an utter mess, while every 2 minutes Josh sets the floor on fire, a random chair appears on the counter, and he just finds some lit box on the floor and cooks potatoes on it.
@lev75093 жыл бұрын
Josh posts rarely, but when he does, it is the *real* quality content.
@nicholasaugust19813 жыл бұрын
@@DudeUnperfect21 I am sure if this was in real life, the chef must be drunk haha
@elorus13663 жыл бұрын
I flooded my room with tears of laughter.
@mr_moothedisastercatyoutub90922 жыл бұрын
Th box was paty lift
@katewuzhere37942 жыл бұрын
He reheated the potatoes on the flaming box, they were already cooked.
@greybannana3 жыл бұрын
Imagine hearing from the kitchen “we don’t deal with mystic arts in my kitchen”
@fuery.2 жыл бұрын
And then hear the explosion of a microwaved phone
@glumbortango71822 жыл бұрын
And then proceeding to get a potato that spins forever and tells the future in your order
@DraconicDuelist2 жыл бұрын
@@glumbortango7182 Well, that's just science.
@Rocket3516 ай бұрын
Oh god😂
@ejwicki3 ай бұрын
@@DraconicDuelisthell yeah
@biggiechungus7843 жыл бұрын
You're eating at a high class restaurant. You've been sitting for 4 hours, waiting for food, so you go back into the kitchen to see what's taking so long. In the kitchen, you see the chef cooking potatoes and steak on a burning cardboard box.
@richardmillhousenixon2 жыл бұрын
Not just any cardboard box. An eternally burning cardboard box showing no signs of fire damage
@medium0sizedALT2 жыл бұрын
and the kitchen looks like it got raided
@roguishpaladin Жыл бұрын
and so you turn around and tell the chef that they cooked the steak to a perfect temperature.
@greed05995 жыл бұрын
Could you imagine sitting in a high-end restaurant, hearing explosions come from the kitchen and the sounds of breaking glass as you wait an hour for your dinner only for it to come out burnt, fried, covered in soap and full of broken glass.
@UncouthWorship4 жыл бұрын
This killed me 😭
@alunwifaire36704 жыл бұрын
Nummy nummy nummm
@zoewhaley27834 жыл бұрын
Greed23 I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH ABOUT HOW FUNNY THIS WAS TO READ ALOUD TO MY HUSBAND, I AM ACTUALLY CRYING
@hokage_smoke4 жыл бұрын
Yet it was still "too cold"
@NurseInTraining4 жыл бұрын
Yummy!! 😂
@droidBasher5 жыл бұрын
KZbin now recommends me this next to real cooking videos. So beautiful.
@LetsGameItOut5 жыл бұрын
This makes me so happy.
@Megaranator5 жыл бұрын
implying that this is not a real cooking video
@droidBasher5 жыл бұрын
This is a video of a highly realistic simulation of cooking.
@circuit105 жыл бұрын
I got an advert for a cooking class
@Bearthedancingman5 жыл бұрын
LMAOROFL
@leahsmith11414 жыл бұрын
Just imagine waiting for your food and hearing: "Guys please don't blow up the other ones" **Giant explosion** "Well I tried"
@ryotsirrom83543 жыл бұрын
Do I have to?
@ashleyholland26833 жыл бұрын
I'd just say wellp we're gonna get charcoal to eat
@severalpigeons69463 жыл бұрын
"Okay, these are basically briquettes now"
@meieselve3 жыл бұрын
And lag
@theshadowslullaby42653 жыл бұрын
I'm not going to like because the likes are at 911 a number that person would need to call very very soon
10:25 reheating the food on the floor by the door to the dining room with a flambé torch before taking it out is what got me. can you imagine. outrageous!
@ToxicSama5 жыл бұрын
Josh how rich are you? Josh: I use a *4 HDMI* tv to move broken plates
@blackholemusic6305 жыл бұрын
Toxic Sama yet it was really 4 USB ports the whole time, I feel lied to
@hellosweetheart33504 жыл бұрын
U forgot, burns phones in the microwave and throws remotes out the window
@CoughKamadolph4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@ToxicSama4 жыл бұрын
@Opecuted not everyone is American with English as first language
@ImaPizzaK4 жыл бұрын
@Opecuted It's actually called a "4 HDMI TV".
@veryberry394 жыл бұрын
I like the mental image of the customers out in the restaurant, all chatting and waiting for their food when there are several sudden explosions in the kitchen.
@dat_tora4 жыл бұрын
Devs: Here josh....it’s the key to the beta please don’t break it Josh: *microwaves a phone*
@brd73813 жыл бұрын
Devs: pls dont break the game Josh: so anyways i started playing...
@eggdog64803 жыл бұрын
yummy snack
@TheBlankOneIsMe3 жыл бұрын
Phone be like “PATHETIC HUMAN I HAVE NO SUCH WEAKNESSES, DO YOU THINK I AM GRACE?”
@Sarahthomas773 жыл бұрын
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
@Sarahthomas773 жыл бұрын
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
@elinlaverde3 жыл бұрын
Customer : Steak presentation is too dirty. Josh : You got it (PUTS SOAP)
@lillythegalaxyloverhegler5076 Жыл бұрын
You forgot the 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 non-illion tons of garlic. Yes nonillion is a number
@KiwiBubbles3 жыл бұрын
10:47 "potato too cold" Josh: *turns around to reveal the kitchen in flames*🔥🔥 somehow I doubt the potato was too cold
@Spyblox0075 жыл бұрын
*puts phone in microwave* "phone I hope you learned your lesson" *phone begins levitating in microwave*
@bethanydavis90234 жыл бұрын
Phone has learned *Levitation*
@theshamanite4 жыл бұрын
I want to see that irl.
@bradyoof48314 жыл бұрын
@@theshamanite Agreed XD
@Sauerlaender874 жыл бұрын
new skill aquired
@bethanydavis90234 жыл бұрын
Josh broke the fabric of reality
@ninonsand15 жыл бұрын
My sides when you presented literally a plate of burnt ashes to the customer and still did a better job than I could haha
@Lucian_Andries5 жыл бұрын
Too cold... XD
@soaringsky44165 жыл бұрын
The title of the video reminded me of bardroy from Black Butler
@ShiningDarknes4 жыл бұрын
@@Lucian_Andries Perfect temperature actually.
@genericyoutubechannel4724 жыл бұрын
Lol
@an0brain5 жыл бұрын
josh cooks like he owns a restaurant that ONLY serves people named grace
@omergouner78505 жыл бұрын
clumsjly ?
@omergouner78505 жыл бұрын
clumsjly you mean Karen?
@maruftim5 жыл бұрын
@@omergouner7850 did you get the joke?
@luthegamecat9225 жыл бұрын
Omer Gouner101 you have to watch his other vids
@omergouner78505 жыл бұрын
Lu I’m recently new to his channel. I heard him using the name grace before but idk why, and only once.
@GlennDavey2 жыл бұрын
6:30 Thought the title was figurative, but no, the developers are just as chaotic as Josh. This was a blessed union of souls.
@jedijayde14953 жыл бұрын
I LOVE YOU JOSH
@bob.96363 жыл бұрын
Yo That’s weird
@captain_frozo8913 жыл бұрын
AHHHHHH
@fullhousegaming1933 жыл бұрын
He loves you too random commenter
@noracita36103 жыл бұрын
YES, WE ALL LOVE JOSH
@tankzer55033 жыл бұрын
@@noracita3610 excuse me but do you have asperger?
@keeprkyd4 жыл бұрын
“Phone, I hope you learn your lesson” Phone: _ascends_
@justafan92063 жыл бұрын
XD
@Miles-lq7vc3 жыл бұрын
We'll get those spirits out of you
@adamqazsedc3 жыл бұрын
This got me *hard*
@parisiennesykes32572 жыл бұрын
Looks like it went back to its home planet.
@therealpop63432 жыл бұрын
The demon was trying to leave the vessel of a phone, pushing himself away causing him to float
@commenter30024 жыл бұрын
imagine ordering steak and hearing fire alarms going off, very loud explosions and some random chef whistling while nuking a single piece of steak that has 10 tons of garlic on it
@lev75093 жыл бұрын
And is soaked in soap.
@mangopie76023 жыл бұрын
And leave because the food is too cold
@deny_all_spades3 жыл бұрын
Now this is what i caĺl a master chief
@orange30913 жыл бұрын
Eating at Josh’s restaurant: (BANG) Waiter: He’s making steak
@Menchii_bug3 жыл бұрын
(*Splash*) (*Glass shatter*) (*Boom*) “Ah, how lovely, he’s making some potatoes and corn as well.”
@atomicvibez35443 жыл бұрын
@@Menchii_bug dont forget the entire reaturaunt sprinkler system going off
@Virtual-caveman3 жыл бұрын
I need this
@RangerLVJY3 жыл бұрын
Me: eating my firecrackers (SPSSSSSSSSS) Waiter: THATS JUST THE FIRE EXTINGUISHERS :D
@annamariemcdowell20523 жыл бұрын
@@RangerLVJY ha
@Sasuke719453 жыл бұрын
Josh when he tries to be dangerous: Ok let’s just preheat all the machines... Josh when he tries to be safe: Jesus, I lit fire to the floor 3 three times today.
@alexholley2712 Жыл бұрын
You see, him lighting the kitchen on fire is good business, because it fills the customer's glass of water much faster than a waiter
@cooladri18255 жыл бұрын
This is what happens if ratatouille was made by Michael Bay.
@HackedGlitch2655 жыл бұрын
Iron Chef: Bay Edition.
@l33thax0r94 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@baconboiiscoolandnice4 жыл бұрын
and if the rat was a world class gordon ramsey chef
@Flowtail4 жыл бұрын
But where are the sexy ladies being compared to cars
@UnableToucan4 жыл бұрын
And if r Remmie was mentally unstable
@ragingoverwatch30523 жыл бұрын
I like how this game has a limit to what you can touch because it’s “too hot” yet you can literally explode propane tanks right next to you and stand in fire. The constant burning is really calming, actually.
@SojournOneTRICK Жыл бұрын
Hey how are you doing?😊
@justinayers35894 жыл бұрын
"It's just perpetually on fire over here." -Josh after playing any game
@mr_moothedisastercatyoutub90922 жыл бұрын
Nt wrng
@dragon-vn2nm Жыл бұрын
So is his pc
@Nonsocial_Gamer3 жыл бұрын
I can just imagine everyone waiting for their food is confused by all the explosions, fire, and hours it took to make there AMAZING food.
@vicentevillarroel51783 жыл бұрын
Josh: phone i hope you learn the lesson Phone: *STARTS TO FLOAT MYSTICALY*
@adamqazsedc2 жыл бұрын
We don't allow mystic arts in our kitchen phone!
@Seanderson35 жыл бұрын
9/10 there was no firecracker on my plate the soap was good
@captain_frozo8913 жыл бұрын
I got shards of glass
@isacfelix12782 жыл бұрын
@@captain_frozo891 aw lucky I only got ashes
@solarisNT-v4j2 жыл бұрын
hey that's a good idea-
@brinleyhamer7292 жыл бұрын
@@isacfelix1278 I got a empty plate😢
@someone422911 күн бұрын
you guys got your order?
@themelnova4 жыл бұрын
"get all the potatoes on there" "Including this one that spins forever and tells you your future" Actually killed me
@AstralqueEpoch4 жыл бұрын
He's dead dude
@themelnova4 жыл бұрын
*ExCuSe Me My PrOnOuN iS sHe* and the afterlife sucks
@AstralqueEpoch4 жыл бұрын
@@themelnova ok then.... *Ahem* Sir
@V2_Prime8954 жыл бұрын
@@AstralqueEpoch nah fam its turtle
@glitchyyt42823 жыл бұрын
Same
@JohnnyWednesday5 жыл бұрын
You're a treasure Josh. If Indiana Jones saw you? you'd be in a museum.
@lunalunita9754 жыл бұрын
THAT SIN
@zemsalpowers60354 жыл бұрын
that means he is guarded by a boulder
@ashsiegel3814 жыл бұрын
But the end for our hero shall be accepting his food
@matilda57534 жыл бұрын
smooth
@explosioneer3 жыл бұрын
1:56 "whoops i didnt mean to pick up the lime juice" *holding the lemon juice*
@RideTheTeacups3 жыл бұрын
I discovered your channel while looking for Planet Coaster videos, and that's where I've started. I have now officially binge watched every single video you've created, and just like a fine wine (which has been blown up and set on fire a dozen or so times), they only keep getting better with age as I keep moving forward. I'm not sure where that analogy was really going, but I'm laughing to hard to really think straight. So thank you.
@VigilIsWatching5 жыл бұрын
*steak burned in the depths of hell* too cold.
@aeternusdoleo45315 жыл бұрын
Too cold? Mhh... Where's the endless bottle of Tabasco?
@whateverppl12295 жыл бұрын
*steak burned on fire from the gods* "perfect"
@justteabean25415 жыл бұрын
Josh: Throw's steak into hell with bottomless Tabasco bottle and a nuke. Me:not enough more nuke's
@imapopo29244 жыл бұрын
*throws steak into the sun*
@kcooner14 жыл бұрын
lmao
@906robot94 жыл бұрын
Never in my life did I think I would hear someone say "These potatoes had the right idea"
@Vanithegoober3 жыл бұрын
Josh:burns the potatos ina fire Customer:"potato too cold"
@nethercrocodile58593 жыл бұрын
Lol
@nitrosan30723 жыл бұрын
devoloper: makes game josh: hold my giraffe hydra
@collincroswell42154 жыл бұрын
I can imagine the health inspector walking in while he's doing this like: Hello, I will be- *Sees Josh's homemade hellhole* 0_0
@matiastorres15104 жыл бұрын
I hope they walk in right as he's reheating the meal on the perpetually burning box
@lev75093 жыл бұрын
@@matiastorres1510 That will make 'em believe in God! Or Satan. You know, cuz it doesn't set the floor on fire?
@pickleproductions57363 жыл бұрын
@@lev7509 Honey, Josh *is* Satan
@lev75093 жыл бұрын
@@pickleproductions5736 He chill sometimes. _s o m e t i m e s_ Like, he does have playlists where he plays games normally.
@IkarosVonVoid3 жыл бұрын
@@lev7509 They are the same one
@VIP8545 жыл бұрын
I just imagine sitting at the table and chatting waiting for our food to come out and then we just hear a series of explosions and fire sprinklers going off followed by more explosions the sounds of everything smashing.
@alyssahunter83494 жыл бұрын
KZbin now recommends me this next to real cooking videos. So beautiful.
@LilGamingYes4 жыл бұрын
@@alyssahunter8349 Were you watching cooking videos first or Josh's videos?
@automaticexternaldefibrillator2 жыл бұрын
and also mystical microwave phone noises too
@r_gos4 жыл бұрын
Was looking for steak recipes, glad KZbin knows my cooking skills and makes the right recommendations
@gabrielvazquez89963 жыл бұрын
So the steak was good?
@jeloveraimee2 жыл бұрын
@@gabrielvazquez8996 it was good, i can confirm because i was the steak
@andyjupiter22062 жыл бұрын
Include explosive?
@CeoOfThe4thDimension2 жыл бұрын
Best steak 🥩
@jonnyboi29673 жыл бұрын
I love how Josh laughs like he knows damn well he's a psychopath.
@boyfront3 жыл бұрын
i work in a kitchen and this is basically how everyone works
@thememegod89383 жыл бұрын
I am both joyful and confused
@fuery.2 жыл бұрын
"WE NEED MORE FIRECRACKERS!"
@hsnell1222 Жыл бұрын
"WHY IS THIS ON FIRE!" "Oh no, I forgot the oven is broken" "I'll just lower the plate into the fryer by hand"
@lilibooart72474 жыл бұрын
Steak: was burned a a billion degrees Costumer: IT wAs ToO CoLd
@mandycraddock12983 жыл бұрын
So picky
@cloverlovania4 жыл бұрын
Customer: This looks and tastes like it's been in a fire several times. LGIO: Well, funny story...
@kobeaguinaldo37394 жыл бұрын
"get all the potatoes on there" "Including this one that spins forever and tells you your future" Actually killed me
@hmemcpy58075 жыл бұрын
I'm just amazed at the amount of detail and interactivity in this game!
@jedijayde14953 жыл бұрын
I LOVE YOUR VIDS
@captain_frozo8913 жыл бұрын
HE IS THE CHOSEN ONE
@tekiii13 жыл бұрын
what how lol
@captain_frozo8913 жыл бұрын
@@tekiii1 Because his comment was hearted by let's game it out
@tekiii13 жыл бұрын
@@captain_frozo891 no i mean how was it hearted lol
@captain_frozo8913 жыл бұрын
@@tekiii1 Because he is the chosen one.
@samlove19503 жыл бұрын
8:35 killed myself laughing. " 4 HDMI! That's not a bad tv. I'll just wave it wildly and hopefully this will take care of it. "
@ascen98245 жыл бұрын
I don’t understand how anyone would even consider eating something without soap on charcoal briquettes. Some people smh
@jacobsmith96805 жыл бұрын
Legend has it the magical potato is still spinning to this day
@senjithegamer38294 жыл бұрын
Josh: Why is everything on fire!? Also Josh: *Holds flamethrower behind his back*
@catxvi3 жыл бұрын
Exactly two years later, I still laugh every time.
@valcormoore11133 жыл бұрын
11:20; "I'll just put this over here, with the rest of the fire."
@TheGoldfishArmy Жыл бұрын
always up for an IT Crowd reference
@thetaxguy15 жыл бұрын
Josh sets the grand on fire 3 time and the food is “cold”
@breg_fella9273 жыл бұрын
•́ ‿ ,•̀
@LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit5 жыл бұрын
Josh just cooked his meals with explosions. I don't know how more 'Murrican that can get.
@nobody-sq3nq5 жыл бұрын
cooking meals with guns
@timtheenchanter64185 жыл бұрын
@@nobody-sq3nq Cooking guns with guns!
@music4laur5 жыл бұрын
@@timtheenchanter6418 cooking schools by shooting guns!
@lagrangepoint93865 жыл бұрын
@@music4laur Cooking guns with children.
@Llortnerof5 жыл бұрын
@@lagrangepoint9386 Normally i wouldn't ask, but given how these tend to turn out... bystanders, appliances or ingredients?
@medlyman65134 жыл бұрын
I want to see a video of Gordon Ramsay trying not to cringe at these videos
@Sp3ctralI3 жыл бұрын
YES
@cowman34493 жыл бұрын
No
@paille-boy3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking of that xD
@dancewithpianosteve3 жыл бұрын
Gordon should do that ya!
@dog67323 жыл бұрын
ITS OVERCOOKED YOU IDIOT SANDWICH!
@kifakw3 жыл бұрын
0:30 did microwaves just made a nokia fly?!?!?!?!
@sirtruths50173 жыл бұрын
"While we wait for the steaks to marinate in their garlic *broth*-"
@GameStar1155 жыл бұрын
Well technically this game is really well made 😲. Great engine, detailed physics, lots of interaction ... Josh is just showing to us what not to do with it😅
@LetsGameItOut5 жыл бұрын
Totally agree! One of the things I love most about this game is how much freedom it allows and somehow puts up with it.
@pags20082 жыл бұрын
@@LetsGameItOut The devs know you can do this, they just dont care.
@Not2Face Жыл бұрын
@@LetsGameItOut The devs are probably looking at your recording and taking notes for bug fixing.
@dracon1creaper9895 жыл бұрын
These are the funniest gameplays, i dont get how you dont have more views
@DanteTorn5 жыл бұрын
Not enough screaming or memeing that gets faster viewer growth. (I'm not joking or exaggerating about this.) He'll get more viewers over time steadily. More people like us who appreciate this sort of content will find this channel and sub to it for more.
@maruftim5 жыл бұрын
@@DanteTorn yeah
@maruftim5 жыл бұрын
He's still growing
@luthegamecat9225 жыл бұрын
One of the most underrated channels on KZbin.
@luthegamecat9225 жыл бұрын
Dante Torn it always makes me sad that in order to be a successful gamer on KZbin you have to be loud and obnoxious. I like watching chiller ones like this which are more like it would actually be if you were just hanging out with friends and playing games.
@beawaretr53345 жыл бұрын
Josh, have you ever thought of being a chef instead of being a youtuber
@RubyPiec5 жыл бұрын
i'd go there
@Mr_Vosakisen5 жыл бұрын
I would eat the delicious soap he served, I've heard it's amazing
@RubyPiec5 жыл бұрын
@@Mr_Vosakisen Same, I'd even eat the fires in the kitchen, it's really good.
@maruftim5 жыл бұрын
Lol true
@Mr_Vosakisen5 жыл бұрын
@@RubyPiec me too but I've also heard he served it cold
@nerdoftheatre10 ай бұрын
You're sitting in a high end restaurant. This is the third time the sprinklers have been set off. After the first time the fire alarms went off, the waiter assured you that was the chef at work. Your coat is soaked. You wondered why the waiter delivered food with a food cover and now your rolls are soaking wet. It's been two hours and your food arrives burnt.
@drcubeface3 жыл бұрын
"we dont allow the mystic arts in our kitchen i hope you've learned your lesson" phone: *floats*
@jacktrussler204 жыл бұрын
Every so often I binge the older videos and I always end up crying with laughter. Josh you're a national treasure and a saint
@yourallygod82615 жыл бұрын
Black powder adds that whole extra flavor that just makes it *clicks* "nice"
@luhgee4 жыл бұрын
Potato: Too cold.... *walks through fire to get to other plate of food*
@aaliyahdelrosario44973 жыл бұрын
Forgive me for saying this but... Why did the potato walk through fire? To get to the other side As in like, side dish
@muhammad58853 жыл бұрын
Imagine you're at restaurant eating food but the chef is Josh
@HameleoshaDeHoga2 жыл бұрын
This is one of the most chaotic games ever and with a chaotic player that is literally perfect, I was hella bored and just scrolling for random videos for an hour straight, then this one popped up and I already knew I was going to enjoy every single second of it, and I did! Great video!
@RasmusAR315 жыл бұрын
7:00 literally hells kitchen
@cheariz36174 жыл бұрын
"How to Basic" is a joke compared to this man.
@Nilluvi8 ай бұрын
@@cheariz3617yes, but.. *E G G*
@Luna_Aberra5 жыл бұрын
So happy that YT recommended me one of your vid and I've clicked on it. So far nobody else could squish tears of laugh from me. Keep the great work Josh
@zingwastaken4 жыл бұрын
Luna Dragra same thing
@NullifiedPerson4 жыл бұрын
yup same
@Jsnn-z8c4 жыл бұрын
Exactly me! My new favorite channel by far, and the one that brough back the joy from playing simple games!
@Alpejohn4 жыл бұрын
Cant see my screren because of the tears xD
@HeatherHylia3 жыл бұрын
I have always, beat a game (if its beatable) and then screw around with glitches and exploits in the game, breath of the wild is a great example.
@Roope005 жыл бұрын
1:35 I guess you could say the steaks were quite high.
@userPrehistoricman5 жыл бұрын
misteaks were made
@F4Y5415 жыл бұрын
get out. both of youse.
@coltenrice59924 жыл бұрын
Do I know you from somewhere? You’re pretty unmisteakable
@arturk28 Жыл бұрын
Eating at Josh's Restaurants: *BOOM* The regular customer: -oh someone must have ordered the steak
@williammortimer72052 жыл бұрын
"Who's surprised this is how it's going.. again.." If this was the only closed captioning for any of Josh's videos, that'd be an efficient summary.
@vadolfima60955 жыл бұрын
Even the Hindenburg wasn't as flammable as this kitchen floor
@hell0zer04 жыл бұрын
2:30 that little push on the soap nearly killed me
@jhong67105 жыл бұрын
Game I recommend you check out: Viscera Cleanup Detail. Basically, your a janitor cleaning up the aftermath of your average FPS game. Its great. Also, theres so much blood.
@jungkookstattoo50133 жыл бұрын
Josh: the potato is too hot to pickup Also josh: Casually walking through fire and cylinder explosion
@jerrylou92857 ай бұрын
Imagine you are in a restaurant waiting your favorite food here, but you only hear many explosions, sounds of glass shattering. As you wait for 1 hour for the dinner, but you only saw what you did not expected. Instead of your food being a Cooked T-Bone and others, your dinner became a burnt, fried, and covered in soap with broken glass, called The Steak of Oppenheimer. And you still hear the fire alarm for 2 hours, and your next food being charred with ashes.
@jhonnya60324 жыл бұрын
Josh kitchen: "oh,i forgot i left you there" "why is this up here?" "WHY ARE YOU ON FIRE?"
@TheDendran4 жыл бұрын
"Im gonna put this down so I cannot do anymore damage" Me: *slowly raises finger
@jenniferglenis92503 жыл бұрын
WHICH ONE?
@TheDendran3 жыл бұрын
@@jenniferglenis9250 Whole damn hand
@omergouner78505 жыл бұрын
1:20 free replay button, and someone please make this into a song.
@BloodyRainRang5 жыл бұрын
Try LMMS, it's open source so you atleast don't have to bother with that.
@TinyDeskEngineer3 жыл бұрын
Some say that Josh is trying to find a way to get the phone out of the restaurant to this day.
@uvlaka86522 жыл бұрын
Josh is the guy who gives "food" to people that can't make up their mind while they're on a death sentence and having their last meal.
@joshleach96955 жыл бұрын
I would watch an entire series of Josh playing Cooking Simulator!
@estefanobr5 жыл бұрын
"How to Basic" is a joke compared to this man.
@ImFromIowa4 жыл бұрын
Estefano Bardales Rivera right. Compared to josh, HTB is just another psycho youtuber.
@saulo43024 жыл бұрын
I'm getting Buttered Side Down vibes from him.
@pixelartkid79654 жыл бұрын
@@saulo4302 Buttered Side Down: Video Game edition.
@gachamikuuwu52184 жыл бұрын
papyrus is a joke to him
@wohlhabendermanager5 жыл бұрын
"Well, I didn't want the soap and the pepper and all that other stuff, but the temperature of the meal was perfect. So I rate this 2 1/2 stars out of five!"
@frostytheiceberg11273 жыл бұрын
Literally does not question the cubical fires of hell itself entering his kitchen of pure concentrated chaos, and in fact cooks potatoes and steak on it
@Terminid_Brood_Emperor3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha🤣 I liked that the last person actually liked the burnt steak
@blindlarva94395 жыл бұрын
8:06 *whole kitchen explodes* dang it, there go my potatoes
@JulesMakesYouThink5 жыл бұрын
"this unholy fire" LMAO
@mrderp58945 жыл бұрын
Waiter: So how well done do you want your food to be? Customer: Yes. Josh: Aight, got you.
@lachocolatchaud3 жыл бұрын
Lets shoot for recognisable
@TheOneAndOnlyJen Жыл бұрын
4:45 Oh I can’t put these on these surfaces look how dirty this is now! Josh: *proceeds to multiple times place the potatoes on a dirty floor, and places the steaks on the cleanest (really dirty actually) parts of the kitchen*
@Paliente3 жыл бұрын
These videos never fail to make me cry with laughter
@johnlopez65 жыл бұрын
Josh realizing there was a mysterious box of eternal hellfire in the middle of his kitchen was funny, but the gentle "ah, I have an idea" when he lowers the plate of potatoes onto the hellbox was even funnier.
@mrbookllambert77643 жыл бұрын
That little "good to go" with a blow torch just made me laugh a bunch. Thanks for the comedy!
@UltromanTheTacoman4 жыл бұрын
I was frantically trying to figure out where that faint hissing was coming from...turns out it was just the ambience of Josh's kitchen.