Lewis Black's Rantcast

[@esmerelda6003]

Lewis what you talk about is so relatable to all of us of a certain age - thank you.

[@djhrecordhound4391]

Welp, first comedy show I watched with new teeth, and they stayed in while laughing. I'll send a tip to that denturist 😁

[@stevohavener3277]

Damn! Mine are all busted and falling out. I cough and a piece of a tooth goes flying! Gotta find me one of those denturists! I enjoy laughing.

[@djhrecordhound4391]

@@stevohavener3277 If my teeth broke, I'd still be a happy guy...the denturist is a very pretty redhead.

[@66Sixxy]

​@@djhrecordhound4391 Congrats on your new teeth. I'm jealous! Send your denturist a thank you card. She'll appreciate it more than you know.

[@jamesdennis5699]

Lewis, I have enjoyed your comedy for years. But recently, on two occasions, I have listened to you go off on gun control. If for one minute you think anyone is happy about anyone being injured by gun violence, your an idiot. In fact that is exactly what you are saying. Lewis, you need to read more, listen better and stick to comedy because when it comes to the guns in America debate, you are an idiot.

[@dangerouslysane]

You just get better and better, Lewis. Thank you!

[@louiesmom7394]

I start my day with one of videos. Yes, my life is that exciting 😂😂😂😂 Love your rants!!

[@justaplainspokengirl]

Can't wait for this NEXT one Louis. Getting the popcorn ready bc there can't BE ENOUGH for the next 2 years.

[@Jen7867]

Wow, the Dallas crowd was pretty rowdy! You held your own, though. Love you, sir. 🤗❤🤗

[@willtaylor1395]

thank you for helping me watch dr. Phil .. i need a new tv. and my head ache has gone and i feel wonderful and complete

[@petesashlyn]

Wow, Lewis, you were on fire that night! 100% with those rant responses. Too bad March madness can't be all year long.....at our expense. 🤣

[@robertlisenby7555]

I think this was the funniest thing I've ever seen you do. I died laughing watching this You're the best Lewis I shared that on Facebook Lol 😂

[@edreid6109]

Thanks so much ,Lewis

[@SarahRenz59]

Holy crap, Lew, you were on 🔥🔥🔥 in Dallas! Thanks for letting the good people of TX know just how effed up the rest of the country thinks their state is. Take care, and keep sitting correctly. 😁💺

[@TexasHildis]

I was in Denmark for 2 weeks and Texas is the laughing stock there. I’m born and raised in Texas and it hurt 😂 but it’s allllll facts. It’s a 💩 show here.

[@jimjett9996]

Love it Lewis, you can sure make me love being alive . 😂👍👏👏

[@neverever7629]

Awesome show MR. Black, I hope your health is ok I'm a big fan~!!!!!

[@vanphamthesequel]

You were wonderful! Very Funny! I apologize for my former state of Texas.

[@atholf]

Oh yes, I have heard Springboks....the South African rugby team is always known as such!

[@smin-rg3yj]

Lewis I love your act so you are in Indiana, Ha Ha Red State.. Mississippi in the Mid west, Jesus, do a show up here in Lafayette, I'll buy a few tickets... Be Well and Cheers

[@DanSlaughter85]

They didn't give him a chance to answer a single question without being cut off. He said they were complying with the industry standard. But this bill is NOT really about TIK TOK its about the whole internet. This bill passes privacy wont exist.

[@Mozart1220]

It has snowed at Wrigley on opening day. WE NEED YOU TO DO ANOTHER SPECIAL LEWIS! Also, as I type this trump has been indicted, so it's a great day for America! MAKE ACCOUNTABILITY GREAT AGAIN! Also, fruit roll ups are 99% pear pulp with food coloring and artificial flavoring. I worked in the place they are made. It's pretty gross looking until they are done, but I still have no problem with them.

[@blackscreenstories3704]

Lewis you were on fire and you look refreshed.. this was a hell of a show🫡🏆

[@patrickmcpherson97]

For anyone interested- sitting with your legs crossed can increase your blood pressure. That's all.

[@Mr_badjoke]

Common Sense from my favorite ol ranter!

[@heathercrews407]

As someone who works with produce, I can rank fruits according to my subjective opinion. Pineapple. A fruit which can be dressed up for Mardi Gras, play hide and seek with ( thanks, “Psych” tv show), and used to display animal finger puppets handmade by women in other countries. Even if you avoid the bigger producer, there are still many delicious fruits to be found. In closing, all fruits are valuable and delicious.

[@Dr_Philknows]

Thanks Lew

[@RainFall-2022]

Knowing that Lewis Black Enterprises will never buy my Depends or pay for my laundering service, I have asked my Financial Advisor to look into stocks in those fields. How about that, Lew? Peeing my pants and making money while doing so! Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[@sacredhealstv901]

I know a sponsor is a sponsor but I wanted to love ghost bed I ordered a pillow that I don’t remember exactly how long it was delayed on shipment but I ended up cancelling it. Was a huge disappointment

[@deborahd8455]

Traumatized by a “lesser fruit”, the Pear, and sue to the tune of $5 million. No, you cannot do that. We now have psychiatric villages for people who file those kind of suits. 😂. Lewis! My stomach hurts from laughing so hard.

[@Styphon]

You should be like the MCU and have a Lewis Black version of an "end credit scene". Get people to pay attention to the fine people who help make these rantcasts, and then throw in a good final bit.

[@fire083]

The police should have to go through the same level of training the military does for weapons. On top of 2 months of learning the laws they are expected to enforce. I live in a city where the desk Sargent has told people that rape is a domestic problem, not criminal as the state penle code states.

[@carlsaveus1735]

Love you Lewis!

[@beltali7]

Looking wonderful! I love you Lewis black!

[@Jacksonmckay107]

7:34 Ah, I see. The Nostradamus of 2012.

[@friedalove1315]

30:00, "Suicidal", just kills it! Love to you, Lewis.

[@annieslat9214]

I want one of those squirrel T-shirt's you have on from Kathleen can't find one anywhere on the internet can you find out where she got it for me Lew?

[@johnhitrik5311]

As always you got it ☺️😉

[@johngolombek61]

Made my night ,

[@Moekoffee2001]

1:38 - Just when Lewis has a leg up on the rest of us, he puts his foot down.

[@JazTrance]

Who fuckin classifies fruits 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@janedagger]

I laughed and laughed and got angry and laughed, thank you meister Luigi

[@kavirajanr]

Great.

[@lalah9481]

🤣🤣🤣

[@friedalove1315]

Avocado is a pear.

[@robstimson4234]

Sleepy [to me] intro, excellent live performance! Sure you were awkward. Polite. JUST KIDDING!

[@edbail4399]

[@earlofsmeg]

Dallas was one of the best. Fuck, that was funny. Fantasy Football. I love how Lewis just lost it.

[@FLOODOFSINS]

The person whose microwaving fish is testing your reaction. To see if you're going to blow up 😂. You have no idea what the motive is.