LGR Plays - Grand Theft Bird V

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[@Skyhawk1998]

Someone at Rockstar was paid to program that bird shit's physics. Someone else was paid to texture it. Someone else was paid to make the sounds for it. Someone was paid to program the bird dropping the shit. Three or four people were paid to make a bird crap for a player's amusement. I love Rockstar.

[@DarleenCole]

Programming bird poop. Best job ever? Best job ever!

[@TheBakingSlave]

+GemCat Lol, my bother was the lead engineer (level designer) for Bioshock Infinite and currently is Ken Levine's second hand man and we were actually just joking about this.

[@patrickhammond8280]

+GemCat Don't forget about the folks hired to test how well the poop falls from various angles.

[@Holdington]

Why wasn't the fourth person paid?

[@SeekerGoldstone]

@@Holdington They are probably the same person as the first one...

[@LGR]

And yes, I know you can adjust the FOV in the options. It's not enough though, is what I was trying to say.

[@GooseTheFlick]

Wait, is that like... an ACTUAL update? Are you trolling me? Like... why?

[@3choBlast3r]

PLEASE review/play Dragon Age inquisition .. XD .. we all love GTA but for most of us it's a year old now (I will get it for new gen when the price drops) but dragon age .. MAN DRAGON AGE IS AMAZING .. it's a perfect blend of old school and modern RPG's (need to play on nightmare though .. otherwise it's more actiony .. playing on nightmare you need to use tactical mode a lot)

[@bytex666]

Nightcore Coras Yes, the PSXBOX ppl got a major upgrade the other day that changes lots of things in the game, whereas us PC users didn't even get the game yet

[@interlace84]

Lazy Game Reviews Do you still have your oculus rift around? First person mode looks like it would be very VR-suitable. PS my dk2 came in a couple weeks ago, over 30GB of content tested, all bugs met and squashed. if you need any advice let me know.

[@evilfreak7]

bytex666 Wrong, this is a next gen re-release for PS4 and Xbox One.

[@Fuzy2K]

"You can hear all the murder goin' on over there" Heh. Crow. Murder. Hehehe. :P

[@IAmTheMagnetMan]

Why must I be a PC gamer!? Rawkstar hates me... We never got Red Dead Redemption...

[@V-Jes]

then just get a console those aren't too expensive

[@IAmTheMagnetMan]

mywlan2 Well, thats just rude. I just prefer PC. Also, sorry I don't own every console.

[@Shmaples]

mywlan2 Because buying a PC is a much better investment.

[@Shmaples]

Jeremy Masters In my opinion yes lol

[@Shmaples]

Jeremy Masters You are a true veteran sir. I only have a couple hundred but the Steam sales are fireeeee. Can't wait for the Black Friday-ish sales coming up.

[@exiledPostman]

I was really hoping you could steal a car as a bird.

[@Pixalateable]

How would that even work think about it

[@exiledPostman]

Julie G That's what I hoped to find out.

[@Pixalateable]

Amaranthus616 Thank you for insulting me with such obvious statements about game code, that was rude

[@Pixalateable]

Amaranthus616 Everyone who knows anything about games has the common sense to know what you "explained" look at what you typed some of that looks like you are trying to explain to a Idiot, that's why it was insulting

[@Pixalateable]

Amaranthus616 It's okay, I am sorry if I came across as rude

[@nobel11]

All we had to do was follow the damn train, Trevor.

[@invghost]

Can't wait til the modders get ahold of this when it's released on PC. Become anything, hell yeah.

[@Dahpie]

I can just imagine becoming inanimate objects and moving around while causing destruction.

[@Ponimaju]

Dahpie Katarmari Grandtheftauty

[@vesdalttheroyalaegis3118]

Ponimaju ^ I love you.

[@Knuxfan24]

+Madness Grand Theft Prophunt V

[@guguy00]

And then modding was killed... Then resurrected like the second coming of Christ.

[@zeonmx]

List of animals you can play as: Crow Pig Boar Monkey Coyote Alien (not an animal, but more like easter egg) Bigfoot (also easter egg) Rockstar did mention they could add DLC for more animals like bears, deers, sharks, etc...

[@Sprengi86]

Rockstars Marketing Scheme: Release GTAV for Old consoles = $, Months later release GTAV for new consoles = $, again Months later release GTAV for PC = $. End result: $$$

[@guguy00]

Then send a C&D to a popular modding tool only to lose $ due to backlash

[@jerrysgardentractorsengine2243]

And then rerelease the game, with little to no changes, for PS5 and Xbox Series S/X for maximum $$$$$$.

[@316whatupz]

I give this an 8/10....needs angry people trying to whack you with brooms as well as people trapped in telephone booths like that one scene from the movie "The Birds."

[@spindalis79]

Oh man....the crow...that is awesome! What is even more interesting is they actually use the more nasal vocalization which is the "dialect" of American Crows in Southern California. On the other hand, it may just be a coincidence.

[@ReindeerNavy]

Why isn't this video in 60fps? oh wait ;)

[@Pultset]

N4G go away :D

[@Glassandcandy]

lasarousi How the hell is that clever?/?

[@Glassandcandy]

Clariselol I know it runs at 30fps. I don't see how that was clever though. Ironic,sure. Clever, nah.

[@Glassandcandy]

strelokgunslinger Not really. I just think it's really dumb to call that "clever"

[@Resopheed]

i was very amused when you crashed the bird, and then afterwards said "i had nothing else planned". It reminded me of a video i watched on GameInformer, where they were also gonna show "how cool it is that you can be a bird, and stuff", only to crash-land about 2 seconds after taking off :D

[@YouDontWannaFightMe]

You seriously need to make more GTA 5 gameplay vids

[@LGR]

I'm sure I will once I get the PC version and starting modding.

[@GardevoirEx1]

Lazy Game Reviews Speaking of mods, where's the GTA IV first person mod video? I tried searching everything that came to my mind, but I couldn't find it.

[@drewcification]

Lazy Game Reviews Delay 3 op 5 me

[@AlphaDangerDen]

Fuck, I really can't wait for this to come out on PC!

[@LGR]

Here's hoping it isn't a pile of crap port.

[@barfgameplay]

Lazy Game Reviews Same here. My hopes are way up because of all the waiting, don't think i can handle it if it's the same kind of port like GTA IV ...

[@TheIshikawaRin]

Lazy Game Reviews *Points to Max Payne 3*

[@Lyoko42o]

BARF Gameplay considering Max Payne 3 was an amazing port (and another game I cannot remember the title of..), GTA 5 PC should be good.

[@e.833]

There's actually a game based entirely on being a bird. It's called fly like a bird. You go around pooping on people for extra points.

[@TrunksWD]

Watching this makes me even more excited for the PC version. I've already beaten the game on the 360.

[@AmayirotAkago]

♪ Free as a bird... ♪

[@Trusteft]

Oh man, I had no idea you could play as non human. Thanks for the info!

[@AARONSHEERN]

I just can't wait to see what mods people come up with when this comes out for PC.

[@IWALVG]

As soon as I saw you can crap on people and cars... I immediately thought "FINALLY, a next-gen remake of the C64 classic 'Potty Pigeon'!" LOL

[@Rasselgeiss]

My nephew has been playing this a lot lately. All he does is steal people's cars and park them on the train tracks so he can watch the cars get wrecked.

[@toposebi95]

Do the peyote plants run out after a while, or you can still go to the same locations and repeat the experience?

[@JamesRDavenport]

You should definitely stream this. Speaking of stream (hur hur) you should see if you can find a public bathroom in 1st person and christen a urinal a'la Duke Nukem, if possible. Then drop a grenade in the stall. (explosssive dumps muahahahahaha! )

[@MaxineAndrew]

I second this! :D

[@ornygorny2901]

Bird Simulator 2015 confirmed by Rockstar.

[@AdrisTheDragon]

Are the Peyote plants one use only? If so, I guess you can save just before eating one and reload when you want to play as an animal again. XP Never played this game, so I'm being hopeful that the save won't get overwritten eventually...

[@SamSpain]

I played this game for a week almost a year ago on Xbox 360 and loved it. I have been waiting a long time for a PC version.

[@toshineon]

For some reason, the first person fist-fighting reminds me of Breakdown for the original Xbox.

[@CosmicKangaroo]

My rating for GTA V (next gen): 1000 out of 10 birds "Its like skyrim with birds!"

[@patrickwalsh2086]

So serene, I like the idea of being a bird in GTA and shit on people's cars

[@lestcom3]

"Haven't come across too many new vehicles tho" You're in one Clint! lol. They added the dukes, stallion ,and the old blista (my favorite). On a side note, do you plan on doing a review on Sunset Overdrive?

[@renaxakai3]

So killing 2 in the middle of an intersection, gets no cops, while killing one on a straight gets one cop.

[@Nexfero]

19:12 Traffic is invisible in your side mirror... are those vampire cars or something?

[@EldricVanguard]

And ppl say that Goat Simulator was the best animal simulator ever. RockStar has done it again, peeps!

[@camotech1314]

You're a flyer baby 🐥 I said you're a flyer baby!

[@HotSoupYum]

I can't speak for everyone, but if you did more LGR plays GTAV, I'd watch them. I'll follow the stream just in case you play it there.

[@Koozomec]

Must be awesome with occulus or TrackIr. @2:47 Does it poops ?

[@Morzall0055]

Is Duke Nukem a unlockable character in this? I don't think he's considered a human...

[@Someguy029]

Honestly, I think this is the best looking game I've ever seen. And I own a beast of a rig. If it looks this good on console, it makes my mouth water imagining how it will look on PC.

[@JunkCCCP]

FPS mode for GTA is basically a much better version of Postal. By which I mean, a version of Postal that isn't total shit.

[@thecomputerdude5569]

I happen to LOVE Postal 2 on steam!

[@arrow21]

postal? what the hell is postal

[@alster546]

Dude Postal 2 was awesome! Postal 1 was creepy and scary. And Postal 3 is Total Crap, so crap that the creators of the original games want to ignore it (Postal 3 was created by a russian team)

[@JunkCCCP]

alster546 No, not really.

[@IsmailofeRegime]

Sanjuro Kuwabatake The FPS kills in the video reminded me of another Rockstar game: Manhunt.

[@m1rock]

It'd be really cool if you could play as a Godzilla monster...

[@ultraszgb]

oh man, it would be great if you made a review of Serious Sam or StarLancer.. any of these good old games that I am sure most people have forgot about

[@Me-ui1zy]

So can you fly as the dog?

[@MooniPlays]

+Harry Jamieson Uh no. That's not how dogs work.

[@TheBakingSlave]

+MooniGaming Lol.

[@loislurso]

Cannot wait to get this game in pc..

[@Tastypieinyourmouth]

I cant't believe we didn't want this before it came out!

[@boss2002ify]

GTA: Yeah, meet my son Far Cry, he has much to learn. Battlefield and Call of Duty are adopted. I just dont let them roam around. Call of Duty likes to copy his friends a lot, Titanfall told me to tell him to stop. Destiny comes to play with them, he is always running away from his father..... Halo. I also have 3 brothers. Watch Dogs, Saints Row... sleeping dogs is adoped, he is Chinese. Saints Row was cool until he started doing drugs and suddently changed and fucked up everything. Watch Dogs is nerdy and not fun to hang out.... He sounds fun, but he isnt. What about your family?

[@AndrewGlitchMasterBalaschak]

7:38, how exactly does one see themselves in first person.

[@mr.t9816]

Can you review early GTAs too?

[@TheSlinkyDogg]

You just upload this and it all ready has 301 vows are there 301 people waiting patiently at their Computer waiting for your new video

[@Me-ui1zy]

or just follow him on twitter

[@Someguy029]

or just saw it in their sub box

[@ConnorGardner]

GTA V. Now with 2.0 Bird Support

[@wad671]

Birds are very important.

[@Dennisjay9]

In a few mouths from now will be able to play as Iron man :D

[@goobon]

19:25 Think the classic Duke Nukem mighty booting up ladders.

[@SagaraUrz]

I hope they change the driving and car damage mechanics on PC. It feels very arcadish on GTA V, the driving. And i hate how vehicles explode on strong crashes.

[@randywatson8347]

I want to be a bird taking crap on seagulls.

[@PyxyGames]

What do you use to gather footage on consoles?

[@33Thebones33]

Did you know that you can go into ragdoll mode by pressing B in mid-air or while jumping? It's quite a blast if you time it right :)

[@theturtwig50]

I take it your favorite GTAV character is Trevor?

[@LGR]

Nah, I just happened to be playing as him. To be honest I find all three to be rather unlikable in this game.

[@masterfatcat]

Lazy Game Reviews Criminals are not supposed to be likable, I mean you're playing as three scum bags.

[@MiotaLee]

GTA 5 easily makes my list of favorite games ever. I can't wait to get my hands on the PC version.

[@poopinabigbagmadeof]

What system was this being played on?

[@AamitMorthos]

This sounds like a great Things To Do.

[@CyrusHusky04]

in watch dogs 2 there is a classic computer park

[@mootbooxle]

I really wanna see the dog one!

[@fountaincap]

Was this inspired by Goat Simulator?

[@randywatson8347]

21:20 It so reminds me of the movie "To live and die in LA."

[@dave4shmups]

Great video! I didn't know that about Grand Theft Auto V; that is super cool!

[@DIEKDSE]

This is the GTA5 i expected on PS3. But the world could be 2-3 times bigger. With more citys . My Dream GTA would be with real citys like Cologne and you can break into any house and playable in VR. i bet in 10 Years its possible to do that

[@Timburgess03..]

Ahaha that's so cool. Thanks for the show LGR :)

[@Riverhill]

Bird is the word.

[@bachterman]

let me guess: you never played stunt island.

[@RetroAmateur1989]

I don't suppose its GTA4 levels of porting, is it?

[@mrbigbadonion]

This does look better in a lot of ways, I'm definitely not going to dispute that.. But it's still the same game. For those like me, who have played it on 360 or ps3 on a almost daily basis for the past year, I just can't see this being worth the $60. Very few games can release twice, and still get this much hype :D But hey! this is GTA.

[@alanenriquez9652]

60 bucks? ha, ha, here in Mexico we pay almost 75 per game. That's bullshit...

[@toshineon]

I know how that feels. Games here in Sweden costs the equivalent of about $100, it sucks.

[@mariann999]

Can you only be the animals once?

[@olivermendez4452]

Wait, doesnt the next gen version have an fov slider

[@01NateK]

He doesn't care. Because he's a bird

[@Rokios]

I would watch you stream this.

[@CheeseburgerFreedomMan]

Best bird simulator out there!

[@SirGeeeO]

movement isn't quite like a fps... meaning you move like a human

[@killzone321]

That was surprisingly entertaining. xD

[@Cade_The_Squirrel]

really LGR? why the Xbone version??? D:

[@uzimyspecial]

Shame my pc isn't going to be able to handle this. Goddamnit.

[@redmage777]

I don't like Grand theft Auto, but this looks awesome! I could careless as causing mayhem as a sociopath criminal, but doing so as an animal sounds strangely appealing >:)

[@kyleweasel]

That hatchet ass murder.

[@Paganinifire]

dudeaa you would be a crow.. liked liked and liked

[@oClucker]

is this xbox one or ps4?

[@Ioshyriku903]

I can't wait for the PC version, With mods and cheats, And lots of crazy shits. Hell yeah, I'll cause some friction!

[@AmakiirHF]

what kind of person only sees out of half the car while driving XD

[@trabuco9]

A person with 65 FOV.

[@phreakinxenon]

LGR,Are you going to buy Far Cry 4,if you are, could you review it?

[@martals8496]

is there a Grand Theft chicken V?

[@bdrown1210]

yes stream please!!!

[@Macho_Fantastico]

Wait so you can only do these once, that's a shame. Haven't found any yet however.

[@lachlanunknown9657]

What about xbox360 and ps3?

[@crashpal]

So has everybody heard about the bird?

[@IronSeagull]

LOL, dumps of steel

[@SixtyRGB]

is this a patch for the game or is this just the stock copy of the XBONE version?

[@LGR]

Base game on both PS4 and Xbox One.

[@SixtyRGB]

'Bout 360?

[@evilfreak7]

Sixtyforce 360, and PS3, do not get any of the next gen content.

[@SixtyRGB]

How come?

[@evilfreak7]

Sixtyforce Just to entice more people into buying the next gen version/make the next gen version seem like it's worth buying more. However, there are some legit reasons, such as the First Person View not being in last-gen because there wasn't enough memory in the last gen consoles.

[@kristofferterbush2610]

all of the bird love! :P thanks for the vid was fun to watch

[@gamersafterglow]

Grand Bird Simulator V

[@dunbrine47]

So when you collect the peyote you can only turn into the creature once?

[@LGR]

Correct! Seeing as it's a collectible and once you get them they disappear, it makes sense. Wish there was a cheat to allow more though.

[@arrow21]

Lazy Game Reviews thats shit :/

[@chza1181]

Lazy Game Reviews Yea i have to agree i feel games nowadays are drifting away from cheat codes, Like look at the ps2 GTA games they had pages upon pages of cheat codes.

[@ugn669]

According to info I found once you collect all 27 they will respawn. So you can collect them as many time as you like, just gotta do the whole set before they repop.

[@ABOhiccups]

I'm going to get this game on Steam!