Liberty Not Mutual | We're Here to Help with Jake Johnson & Gareth Reynolds

[@HeretoHelpPod]

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[@abdomen9038]

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[@libertylighten4240]

It was a great experience being on the show! Love you guys!❤

[@NotTheGreatNate]

Mines not on the same level, but I'm a Nate, and people *always* say "Ohhh Nate the Great!", and it drives me crazy.

[@jaredfaidley8391]

​@@NotTheGreatNate I was Jared in highschool during the height of that fat pervs Subway ad campaign. Life could have been a little better.

[@samuelpierce7664]

The fact that they made you do the jingle you're trying to avoid... About a gazillion times.. is very funny but must have been so annoying

[@complexend4133]

@@NotTheGreatNate more like nate the not so great am i rite

[@complexend4133]

@@NotTheGreatNate does it make you irate?

[@tyharris14]

Lol love the boys’ attempts to get Dani to slip up and reveal the team

[@xRamZx]

@@tyharris14 she even gave the clue north of NC, and they kept guessing south 🤣

[@tyharris14]

@@xRamZx Tampa bay 😂

[@alexandrabones3592]

I'm gonna guess the Eagles. I live in PA idk I just feel like it's the Eagles haha

[@alexandrabones3592]

@@tylersetter4943 I'll check the patrion and see if anyone has started to do this. Someone has to of started

[@HeretoHelpPod]

We almost got her 🏈

[@chelsearichardson3976]

Having a liberty mutual commercial midway through that segment was great 😂

[@SqueebzEZ]

Did we accidentally repost a call at the end instead of the follow ups?

[@markmadiraca5091]

Thanks for commenting this. I thought I was having a stroke

[@katiepollard794]

Omg thank you - I was experiencing too much deja vu and I couldn't tell if I was going crazy or what

[@aaronrand1601]

Yes! I also thought I was going crazy. Come on, Kevin!

[@josuetorres5692]

What episode do you think you heard this from? I’ve never heard it before.

[@EMTB_FTW]

Yeah BK is an old call. No one is having a stroke 😂. But why is it there tho?

[@xRamZx]

Making Liberty repeatedly vocalize her trauma is genius therapy, well done fellas and shark.

[@libertylighten4240]

A brutal experience

[@xRamZx]

@@libertylighten4240 lol! You called in to the right show, thank you and sorry for all your pain and suffering, biberty.

[@galactic7458]

I was cracking up at them getting her to sing it over and over again😂

[@HeretoHelpPod]

Accidental wins are our strong suit

[@mikkicolon]

Also feel Liberty's pain: My full Mikhela (rhymes with umbrella) but always get mispronounced as Makayla, even by some family. My nickname is Mikki, which often gets the "oh Mickey youre so fine" 🎶 😅

[@Alijustsinging]

“It’s just interesting” 😂 You guys provide so many giggles. Thank you so much. ❤

[@Alpenglow29]

Me too! I started this episode as I was coming off a tough work day. 6 minutes in and I feel so much better already 😊

[@nikg6232]

Yo! I was a Nick growing up during PEAK Nickelodeon. I know Liberty's pain. It eventually stops happening, but the trauma stays.

[@amandakucsera]

Me too but my names Amanda I’m sure you can guess how that went for us name that in the 90s/00s 😂❤

[@Looshington]

A fellow sufferer..

[@HeretoHelpPod]

BRUTAL. Sorry to here that nick nick nick nick nick nick nick nick nick Nickelodeon

[@beepboopboodle]

the WAY that song just came back to me

[@sabrinaroney3817]

This episode includes what is quite possibly one of my favorite lines in the podcast ever in caller three's part: "why don't you throw in a baby goat with its womb juice?" Spit take, caught me so off guard!

[@dluvscupcakes]

Had to rewind to hear that part again 😅 That exchange was my favorite

[@Bella-q4k]

the guys trying to remember the jingle sent me into orbit 😭🤣

[@mistermacfitz]

If I was Liberty, I would just quickly add “and you?” so they say their name and the moment has passed.

[@mikkicolon]

Poor Liberty lived out a nightmare (being forced to hear and sing the jiggle back-to-back) but at least it was a fun one! 😅

[@sophistahfunk]

"I hate when people sing this song." "Okay, let's sing that song ONE HUNDRED TIMES. Feel better?"

[@libertylighten4240]

It was a brutal experience😂

[@NathanCookJr.]

Nothing is more on brand for Jake than singing the jingle wrong the whole episode “liberty liberty mutual” then proceeds to tell Gareth he is singing it wrong

[@charlesnelthorpe9252]

lmao that killed me.. NO DAMMIT, COME ONNN JAKE

[@noellejohnson9822]

🫡 🫡 to the 🦈 for posting this early on a Thursday. Getting out of bed willingly with this to play for support as I wake up.

[@KalyElizabeth]

Tell the Liberty girl to move out of the US. Living here in Canada, I’ve NEVER heard of that jingle 😂 she’d be safe here! 🇨🇦

[@CrazyBoutFishin2380]

"the orphanage gave me that name "😂

[@JacobWest-l1j]

I laughed all the way through the liberty mutual commercials playing during this episode😂

[@garrettbyers3729]

I love that kevin is the shark now😂❤. They all seem close and goofy. Great pod guys, you release more often than most which I appreciate as well bc i listen to podcasts all day at work and it makes my day so much easier.

[@ericdeben]

I was waiting for the parmesan the car pitch and you came through

[@rebekaah]

My name during the Rebecca Black Friday era 😭

[@tyharris14]

I’d go with “liberty, not mutual” over “liberty, don’t do the jingle”

[@DangerouslyDivine]

“Liberty like that statue” So then they are thinking of the Statue of Liberty and not the jingle

[@sirtorchington]

It’s our civic duty at all times to be sharp enough in the moment to know when a name has an annoying pop cultural reference and to never, under any circumstances, do the reference when you meet someone with that name. We must

[@libertylighten4240]

I concur whole heartedly

[@hadleythornton8233]

For that last call, highly recommend taking the door off (he’s not using it!), OR putting parmesan cheese on his seat and on the floor 😂

[@MrsGoutfire]

Nothing like having someone ask your middle name, respond with disgust and tell you it sounds like a patriotic enema!

[@themagicofseth]

Every time someone says the Liberty thing, she should pull out a notebook and mark a tally, mumble "theres another one" but otherwise not draw any attention to it. As a magician, i do this when someone asks if i can make their spouse/kid/friend disappear

[@libertylighten4240]

That’s hilarious!! I’m doing that!

[@amandakucsera]

Muscle weighs more than fat 💪 that’s why it’s important to have fat and muscle percentage when you’re losing weight

[@makeshiftadventures]

The last call I heard before, get some rest kev lol

[@HeretoHelpPod]

Shark needs a nap 🦈😴

[@josuetorres5692]

Heard it where? Never heard it before?

[@nickiedino]

As someone with Balboa as a last name, I really feel for Liberty. 😂 33:16

[@jaimemisky1828]

The liberty mutual theme song has been on the mind since this episode

[@amandakucsera]

Is it tougher than being named Amanda in the late 90s? I got reaaaal tired of people singing the Amanda show theme whenever I told them my name 😂❤

[@spooky.tattooer]

I hear you. My name is Nick and growing up in the 90's people sang the Nickelodeon jingle to me constantly. It got old fast. 😅

[@thedukeofkidding941]

Jake keeps saying Mutual in the jingle and its just not there lol

[@Kidzelda0]

Oh, Liberty, i am so sorry. My name is Gary Oaks. I was 8 years old when Pokèmon hit the Gameboy in North America. You poor victim, i have been there and I am sorry.

[@Maddukks]

Smell ya later!

[@Chicklette18]

I like that you knew we needed more kevin! Imagine i said that like Christopher walkin talking about cowbell. Also, gareth, keep doing whatever you did to your hair today: from ragamuffin to studmuffin.

[@StickyPirate]

David Spade in Grandma's Boy. Best response for Liberty lolz

[@libertylighten4240]

I’ll be sure to try that next time😂

[@RobertDavis-tr1dd]

When they sing the jingle to her, she should go "how do you know my middle and last name!?"

[@jakobmorningstar]

Liberty’s problem is almost as bad as everyone calling me Jake from Statefarm unironically because they actually think it’s funny

[@cherrybomb1386]

I relate to Liberty because my name is Carmen and I can not tell you how many times ppl have sung Where in the world is Carmen San Diego at me

[@DebMoon17]

Most importantly I need to know what product/service Gareth is using on his hair!?!?!! Fantastic curls that I am very envious of. Gotta share ⭐️🥰.

[@braskan7938]

They had the call with Liberty then turned right around and made a jingle joke to BK.

[@louca12_]

Why is the last call a repost?

[@primis82]

I was thinking I'm sure I've heard this before, glad I'm not just going crazy.

[@louca12_]

@@primis82 yeah I was confused too at first

[@kenzies.313]

I was looking for this comment. Thought I was losing for a minute there.

[@cassidy9663]

I was going crazy, such strong deja vu lol

[@HeretoHelpPod]

You all aren't going crazy. It is an accidental repost. We're trimming it out now 🦈

[@heidilyn1122]

I absolutely love and need that poster in the studio 😮

[@BPH55]

The role play is so funny.

[@McSnacks930]

Liberty should just say Statue as her first name on orders

[@dluvscupcakes]

“Liberty, Statue of” solid rec!

[@Adanielled28]

Love you guys!!!

[@amandakucsera]

Dang libby sounded like Alexis Nicolas in that tmz interview when she put it on extra like 40:05

[@JETBLASTIX]

An absolute pleasure, gentlemen.

[@Samanthaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Bartender KILLED it this ep!

[@KatlynFerrusi]

oh how I wish that when they introduce the shark that he would say "chomp chomp baby"

[@brosidon20]

Garfy I think you would have made a great Arthur in the winter king television show😊

[@TheDude0122]

Wait... we just glancing over the fact that Jake said "Wolve's nest?!"

[@Rocksinmypocket]

lol I thought Garf didn’t have a shirt on for a second. Haha had to take a double-take.

[@Looshington]

“he’s north of north carolina” “Falcons just signed him, correct?” Boys😂😂

[@HeretoHelpPod]

We never claimed to be cartographers

[@Looshington]

@@HeretoHelpPod 😭😭

[@Ball_drips]

Caller 1: i like the tiny food idea. Another idea, make sure u r on the phone while on your laptop when he comes in. Give him the lifted eyebrow and the pointer finger “one minute gesture” leave the room as if your call is more important than meeting this guy. Then come out for a minute say hi and leave for a meetup with a friend

[@stephtodeath86]

How is there no "Parmesan the floor" merch yet?!

[@amandakucsera]

@@stephtodeath86 I almost thought they weren’t gonna suggest Parmesaning the floor I was thinking it the whole time hahah thankfully they did

[@captainpackage7]

The car door call was astonishing. There really is a person out there right now doing the dumbest thing you can imagine.

[@bree2274]

Commenting again to advocate for Parmesan the floor merch

[@amandakucsera]

For me the name Karen has no effect on me. The first Karen I knew was the smartest Chicana born in Southern California. She was a baby when I met her, then I move away and the next and only Karen I know is my boss. She is really a TRUE Karen. She cares about soooo much (nosy) and hides behind a nice facade

[@amandakucsera]

No Karen could ever be as bad or as good as the Karen’s I know so it doesn’t work

[@amandakucsera]

Felicia is one that stuck for me because there was one Felicia I knew and she fit the character..also Alexa is forever ruined I never liked that name it always felt lazy just be Alexandra

[@primis82]

59:35 anyone else immediately think of the Backseats Man sketch by The Lonely Island🤣 ?

[@alexasin65]

Always wanted to email them bout my name cuz the Alexa jokes looks like I’m too late aha

[@tylerabell9508]

Jets are north of NC and are at Panthers this weekend. Seems like a good opportunity to meet the family to me. 👀

[@tylerabell9508]

Gotta be Solomon Thomas. He's second string, just resigned, and is pushing 300.

[@joel-oquendo]

Why didn't they recommend Parmesan on the carpet of the car?😂

[@complexend4133]

liberty should go by libby. or berty. lmao

[@angxrose]

I'm surprised Gareth didn't like the birthday joke.. it was so Gareth coded 😅

[@libertylighten4240]

Right??

[@angxrose]

@@libertylighten4240 THE LIBERTY

[@libertylighten4240]

@@angxrose not mutual!!

[@Lauren_Agee]

I'm over the Quizno's bit... other than that, GOLD as usual!!

[@charliesilvertongue]

My nerd brain associated the name Liberty as in Liberty prime from the fallout franchise 🤣

[@complexend4133]

liberty should just sing the song herself lol say im liberty liberty liberty.

[@MWesley13]

Instead, Liberty should say her name is Baby Back.

[@cherrybomb1386]

Last caller should just steal his car everytime he does it and hide it somewhere

[@markleal16]

She should absolutely look up his combine stats and undermine them a bit. Something like "how many reps did you do? 15? 18?"

[@mchyde4433]

Let me just say she should take all the cabinet doors off inside the house and the closet doors. Because why even have doors if we're just going to keep opening them

[@amandakucsera]

I’m sure jack Johnson I mean Jake Johnson also gets his name a bit of a fist shake

[@amandakucsera]

And Garett’s I mean Gareths 😂 my bf is named Steffen and nobody can spell or pronounce it properly. IMO a unique name is a form of protection, it shows you who cares and what they care about

[@marksummers666]

ouch. check your exports, yo! (reposted call at the end)

[@VictoriaMcKenna]

Repeat call at the end?

[@HiHiHaley]

Ok good I thought I was going crazy!

[@HeretoHelpPod]

Yes, our bad! We're trimming it out now ✂

[@wadereuty1991]

Northern Idaho. I say you leave a big moose or elk pile of poop on the drivers seat. It not super gross, easy to clean up, but also he will be wondering, "how in the fuck? Did this massive critter back its ass up into my seat to poop!?!

[@laurad7656]

Please when are we getting Parmesan the Floor merch

[@lenkspenk13]

PARMESAN THE CAR!!!!

[@laurenseaton9085]

If you don't get a new sponsor out of this episode, there's something wrong. Lol

[@SOUPpXX]

DANNY!!!! I’m in Charlotte too let’s be friends 🥲

[@jacoblesley1802]

Please don't skimp out on the second real meal. He's putting up with enough from you and your sister ❤

[@sammikxo]

is the third call not a repost from another episode ?? or am i crazy

[@lab981]

Thumbs downing this ep solely for JJ's (incorrect) insistence that the jingle includes "Mutual"

[@TheOfficeFanTrivia]

I had an ex and her mom's name was Abbra. She always got 'like abracadabra?' She would give the dirtiest looks.

[@amandakucsera]

Why not use the nickname Libby

[@amandakucsera]

I like the name Libby because it’s the Bully in Sabrina the teenage witch 😂❤

[@amandakucsera]

Won’t respond to your middle name? But why did you parents give it to you if they didn’t call you that when they were upset? 😂

[@obviouslyray]

NFL? Oh baseball? K cool. But you're not in the Olympics? Oh. I thought you were athletic...

[@riarose4292]

I’d date Kevin ngl

[@lab981]

Freshly married guy

[@riarose4292]

@@lab981 💔

[@PolarBlairTech]

Repeat story at the end. :(

[@ThinkTwice2222]

He should want to stay at 203 but with 12% body fat and 50% muscle... Let me know when you want a Real man's body

[@Kitcomedy]

first caller is horrible, about to ruin her sister's meal ticket

[@robo7643]

That was rough to listen to 😅 spaz is a really ableist/derogatory term you might wanna unencomporate from your vocab

[@alexandrabones3592]

...please tell me you're a bot.

[@Samanthaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

@@alexandrabones3592👌🏻🎯😂 that’s the only way it makes sense

[@30to50feralhoglunds]

bengals visit panthers week 4, bengals north of carolina and not outrageously far away, gotta be a bengal