Lie Detector | A Short Film by Paul Emerson

[@vova8702]

That means that that last question was legitimately part of the company policy

[@slidealama]

Vova Not necessarily. His statement was “Company policy dictates I ask you one final question”. He didn’t say “this question”. The actual final question for interviewing people could have been different.

[@brdxeexe]

slidealama I have seen this reply 1,000s of times but never replied

[@firestorm5816]

@@slidealama but he got the job! Good right?

[@thearkissinking5889]

81 huh

[@notpukicho2950]

@@slidealama but the lie detector was able to detect misleading questions, like when he said that he stole the money because he had cancer, when it turned out that he just got a boat named Cancer

[@robertschaeffer1722]

This vid is highly underrated

[@corbin7740]

you do know that they stole this right

[@BigHotGarbage]

One hundredth like

[@yaboieon950]

It’s perfection

[@dotaplayer6768]

its not underrated,its just uknown

[@foquitajeej2399]

Wrong

[@BLKMUI]

The lie detector didn’t beep when he said “the job demands I ask you this final question” yo what the-

[@TW-sh2un]

He said “company policy demands that I asks one final question” he didn’t say “this final question” so the real final question could be something else

[@DrPonk]

@@TW-sh2un Paraphrasing from someone else somewhere in here: "But the lie detector also picks up misleading statements, such as the applicant stating they had cancer, when in reality they had a boat that they named Cancer." Ten to one that guy comes up with the questions for the interview, and all the policy says is that you have to ask all the questions to give the applicant a fair chance or something like that.

[@stannisthemannis4199]

@@TW-sh2un so why did it bleep when the random guy said ur the best ?

[@Sleepydodoggy]

Wait-

[@teddyhatred4617]

And it didn't go off when he said it's going really well

[@aquibsayed3440]

The best thing about the video is you get so much to know about the two characters in just 3 minutes.

[@charoparedes489]

But 12” in which condition?

[@igormakarov3464]

​@@charoparedes489when cold)

[@clackser6923]

Diluc and Venti

[@exesoul4478]

Yeah lol

[@itzoniichacha5963]

Same lol

[@wearymeowmeow]

Same!

[@fattytan1377]

What

[@clackser6923]

@@fattytan1377 if u know you know, if you dont know you dont know

[@brdxeexe]

Wait when he said “This interview is going really well” It... it didn’t go off

[@kylebenoit787]

It was for him but not the employee. The employer bout’a get laid.

[@good-Vibes0nly]

it did. "yeah?" "peeeep"

[@legolasofmirkwood]

I'd love to see a whole series on that omg

[@Kmbry-oz6hw]

Okay I don’t know how I got here but this was great

[@ty47267]

He should’ve gone “now whip it out” at the end

[@dragonerd5305]

Okay I just realised.. Like Vova commented, that last question was part of the company policy. The interviewer is gay but when asked if he told everyone, he answered "no" and the detector didn't go off. However, everyone knows he's gay according to the detector, but he doesn't really look like one. This implies that all of the workers in the company, at least the ones that he has hired, are men and all of them agreed to have sex with him to get the job. Took me a while, this video is both underrated and really cleverly constructed. Kudos to the team that did this!

[@AlonsoUQ]

You're over thinking...

[@legsbeonpoint1795]

Yes that was the joke very easy to understand

[@brdxeexe]

O fri

[@jared1966]

You,my friend,are an intellectual

[@fizzywiz17]

No you misunderstood the statement. He says nobody knows im gay so dont tell anyone. The detector then beeps. He then says ok everyone knows I'm gay. The second guy then asks so should I tell people then? And the interview angrily says no. He never said he never told anyone before or if he has told anyone. He just asks the guy to still tell nobody he is gay. You are overthinking it.

[@ME-yn5tx]

Would love to see a longer version 🙏🏻

[@KeremMeteOzdemir]

So would the employer if you get what I'm saying

[@nole142]

*That's what she said*

[@larryd9577]

So you want the same sketch but he says that he has 13"?

[@coolhand1620]

Might as well just watch gay porn at that point. Cause we all know what happens after it cuts

[@qwedeh100]

Hopefully its 12 minutes long

[@flookeys]

Who’s here after watching the MMD parodies?

[@kaydubsthekoifish]

Hi!

[@justsomeguywiththreeswords9509]

Actually no

[@kaydubsthekoifish]

@@justsomeguywiththreeswords9509 Well hello to you anyway! 👋😄

[@dafaqisthis]

Me

[@EvanMMD3939]

me!

[@32ekoc]

If it's true that he bought a boat and named it cancer, then saying he has cancer should be a true statement... from a certain point of view.

[@the_reality0002]

No, he stated he had cancer, meaning unless he bought the boat before stealing or lost the boat, it worked correctly.

[@32ekoc]

@@the_reality0002 I understand what you're saying but as I said "from a certain point of view" it is true.

[@Reichsritter]

@@the_reality0002 maybe he bought it before on a loan

[@mikedawolf95]

1:20 I love how when the beep when off, he just says the truth

[@CoralineJonesPinkPalace]

This should be a feature film! So freaking hilarious...I'm dying over the 12 incher! 😅🙌😅 Life would be so Simple if we all had the lie detector 3000 model.

[@yasahiro6254]

the laugh in the end LMFAOOOO *laughs painfully*

[@Casiopea-San]

*"No Mature Content"* Good Job KZbin!

[@mr.dolphin4760]

yea youtube sucks

[@saltystick_99]

The line "That is like a freaking beef bus!" absolutely obliterated me the first time I watched this.

[@kittykat6079]

It is an absolute crime that short videos and tiktoks can’t use the whole audio Bc this was absolute G O L D

[@ericamcqueen5607]

I thank God every day for not letting tiktok ruin this masterpiece

[@perkedel7558]

this better be not on tiktok, ever.

[@tommaneiro964]

@@perkedel7558 it is now

[@sh00_22]

Well it is used now :)

[@atharvastark8817]

I remember l saw this video in 2014. Glad to see that ppl are still watching this 😊

[@snail8618]

everybody is here from either Persona 5 Genshin Impact and Friday Night Funkin-

[@zyphru1200]

Im from the latter

[@milesnbigs1239]

Fnf lol

[@gnakiku8549]

FNF

[@FlittaLink]

everyone now came from fnf, and i’m guessing you did too

[@panormitis7011]

P5

[@naro_os]

One of the most underrated videos ever

[@vindery6704]

How does this only have 24k views?? 😂

[@piercerogers8634]

Because it's stolen

[@alpha4935]

Because Genshin Impact wasn't a thing yet when you commented.

[@whateverheaven5276]

Genshin impact bring me here

[@isseihyoudou5810]

Same here, bro.

[@brogrammerplus7683]

Me too...

[@lonebad3261]

What? Why?

[@puck9222]

Same xD

[@Infinity7518]

Same

[@juliannacontreras]

Everybody saying that knows this from tiktok. I knew this from a JoJo's MMD xd

[@seventhlight8536]

SAME LMAO

[@legolasofmirkwood]

Hahahaha and I'm from a Hunter x Hunter MMD love those

[@Gothiccxs]

Me three

[@soulsearcher117]

I heard from a RWBY MMD.

[@TheMochialVoid]

Legolas The Elf same oml

[@CaitlinBurt]

this is a damn fine sketch. i dunno why but im proud of yall

[@robertstewart4709]

Same here

[@Chadfill8348]

Everyone: came from Genshin Impact Me: Came from Persona 5

[@lubbo5261]

Same

[@onekarodriguez3134]

Same

[@Lazy_the_Cat]

Me who came from FNF meme: ._.

[@williamcubaspalacios2866]

@@Lazy_the_Cat I did too

[@milkiioreo5622]

Same

[@eziidefrenze8995]

Im here cuz Diluc and Venti

[@dragon-ye2mw]

Same! And I think it's much better with Lisa xD

[@Litintha]

Saw both Diluc/Venti and Kaeya/Aether. Much prefer the Aether one.

[@keqingbutwithamcdonaldshat8404]

U came here from genshin impact didn't ya?

[@grayterminal232]

Yes

[@jeannenightedge9307]

how dare you call me out like this

[@dovade9988]

@@jeannenightedge9307 unforgivable

[@renna3762]

Yes

[@justolive845]

Nope, i came from a jjba animation

[@arthurgustintheobaldpanges8942]

Everyone:wHoS hERe BeCaUse oF GeNShin ImPaCt Me:FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN BABY

[@Shadow-sl2bg]

ME TOO JAKWISJEID

[@dragonmaster2453]

Same

[@josemourinho7729]

AYYYYY DUFIGJFNDIEE

[@peanutcruncher1349]

Everyone: WhOs HeRe BeCaUsE oF (insert game here) Me:CLICKING ON RANDOM LINKS BABY

[@22headless]

will always love this skit

[@vpdmusic]

Oh, yeah! Mr. Handsom kills it! LMAO!

[@briel1176]

POV: you’re here from the Friday night funkin rheycah animation

[@GreenRasqberries]

YES

[@Entity-ls7wn]

Yep

[@DazzHat]

Oof

[@dragonmaster2453]

Yes

[@galaxy_warrior3414]

0:

[@HOWNOTTWO]

Polygraph machine: "This dude lies more than Pinocchio!"

[@DKoS_9158]

I came from a Genshin Impact meme.

[@danishfarhan2064]

Same

[@ksknght4613]

Same

[@4soandypk]

Same

[@somemutahar9666]

Traveller and kaeya

[@nadiasiddiqi7709]

@@somemutahar9666 Venti and Diluc

[@burtcurtis926]

To everyone saying the last question was actually company policy, he didn't say policy dictates he asks *that* specific question

[@moody1337]

this is very underrated

[@tydiop752]

This should have been copyrighted it got out 8years ago.

[@tacofishbird4454]

Tim Diop the original got taken down

[@piercerogers8634]

@@tacofishbird4454 beeeep kzbin.info/www/bejne/eZu5h4Grp8afr5o

[@lilbean4606]

At the end it should have been the intro to porn hub

[@69yearsand36]

Found this video through a link. Why the hell is this not in everyone's recommend?

[@Flex8100-li1ww]

We need part 2

[@jacobdelliskave7814]

I lost it wen he said beef bus 😂😂😂

[@cheemlumi]

So underrated lol

[@RohitBSrivastava]

"Loved it! 🌟👏 Truly a masterpiece! 🎥 Any plans for a sequel?

[@galacta7300]

Friday Night FUNKIN sent me.

[@SUPERHERO54321]

1 OF THE BEST I EVER WATCHED

[@amordramon22]

I'm here because of the Genshin Impact video I watched recently

[@bebop_anoos]

More people should watch this, it's fucking hilarious

[@Blaze0116]

Genshin Impact is why I'm here today.

[@dylantuthill5645]

@@GGxKiwi nothing wrong with genshin impact but go off I guess

[@tracezachdaniels4264]

SO SHWEEEETTT...much love Tee with LIONS NAMED LEO.[the music worldwide} and ooooo wee fun

[@bubalackgaming8892]

I came here from a Persona 5 sfm animation

[@CommandaInChief]

Office worthy episode

[@L._Vireo]

This is quality stuff.

[@im_not_edgy_7790]

Pico and Boyfriend 😳✋

[@CrowAkechi_The_Luminary]

joker and akechi brought me here

[@Puddlethumper]

This is so damn funny

[@toniclair1953]

I loved it!

[@sstrange1973]

That is like a freakin' beef bus! :)

[@SteakIsKing]

I feel like they could have the interview smoothly if Mr.12 Inch didn’t say he had one

[@synstreamings]

That is like a freakin' Beef-Bus 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@scary.numbers]

"No mature content" LMFAO KZbin... come on 😭

[@germanmurguia6117]

Hisokia and chrollo brought me here worth it

[@lilyyt2339]

You all came from a Genshin meme, but I came from a FNF meme.

[@double2706]

This! This is what the internet is for!

[@hikkiko9050]

Pico and Boyfriend

[@AnimeFan84]

Harrison: *laughing nervously*

[@swervingsphinxs9228]

how does this have only 1 other comment?

[@sagittario5543]

Here before this blows up

[@sagharzeinoddin1899]

I had to go get my ruler to actually see how long 12 inch is😂😂

[@pagox]

Same ^^

[@HellstreamGames]

"Welcome to firm" 😂

[@kazukikagemi3155]

My profile took me here

[@goobigi]

go pico go go go pico yeah

[@thekingofhearts43]

pico and boyfriend from friday night funkin

[@vmc1203ify]

"12 inches, that's like a freakin' beef bus"

[@r_kinesis8860]

"No mature content" alright.

[@zacx6970]

Mike will have a helluva Beef Bus in his dinner!

[@2bitt]

12 inches? That’s weak.

[@charrii-san7403]

I can't believe I forgot about this

[@PACK-A-PUNCH-NEO]

I'm here from fnf

[@inspectorduke4889]

that last question would be the quickest yes from me

[@jademonass2954]

here from fnf

[@datsmia1179]

Same

[@samuelakasam]

Twitter brought me here lol 😂 I was dying

[@teucerceoofgenshincreative8019]

Came here for venti and diluc

[@redkiller2450]

« Rating no mature content »

[@Oniri245]

Who came from harry type c is parody of this

[@renedarwin]

This is so good I wish I had written it. I think I am going to stalk you guys to meet the writers. Or not.

[@Unbeknownstx]

Genshin Impact go br br br

[@engineeringmistakesraff9579]

This is what i needed today

[@anasalmatuoq2520]

It sounds weird, looked better on genshin impact characters 😂

[@murasakiten]

... What did you just say?

[@anasalmatuoq2520]

@@murasakiten type the title of this video and add genshin impact

[@murasakiten]

@@anasalmatuoq2520 Yeah I know that but, by that I mean, "What the hell did you just say?". I said that you said it sounds weird

[@anasalmatuoq2520]

@@murasakiten I guess I should've said "it looked weird" eh?

[@murasakiten]

@@anasalmatuoq2520 Yep, the sounds are the same

[@damienrabokki]

I like how all of you guys came from Genshin Impact and I came from Danganronpa- 🙏😀

[@nadiyahr9601]

This is awesome! Watching this in 2020 lol

[@MrWilco]

This channel stole the video from: kzbin.info/www/bejne/eZu5h4Grp8afr5o

[@dillonsmith3128]

I saw this on TikTok with stick figures and this is just as hilarious!

[@sirwaffles4568]

I came here from Friday night funkin

[@Specter1065]

THAT WAS FUCKING BRILLIANT!!!

[@noahfenley7568]

Gives me parks and recreation vibes

[@annec1837]

Wild card you’re here because this was locked away in a distant memory and you suddenly remembered

[@garydennis2429]

This is comedy writing at its best. The shitty sitcoms and crap they spoon feed the public these days should take a lesson on how to do it from these guys. Just under 3.5 minutes and there’s a solid half dozen-plus laugh-out-loud jokes. Classic. Some of the best shit around on the ‘net.

[@devinsdead921]

I'm still thinking about, *why akechi*...

[@Ato-3000J]

Came here after watching some Transformers fan vid with this audio. Original is Still gold even after getting used to the fan one