Lies We Were All Told As Kids...

[@Ryth]

Santa isn’t real chain

[@steakisugly1526]

first also Santa isn't real

[@burdieofficial]

Santa isn’t real

[@cattethebest]

Santa isn't real

[@salt_eater_tino]

santa isnt real

[@lordpyronowtubby6141]

Santa isn't real

[@Ryth]

BURDIE 100K! OBLOCK IS PROUD TONIGHT

[@burdieofficial]

Yessuh bro we feedin the streets tn

[@Ryth]

@@burdieofficial on GOD

[@Settdaboss]

@@burdieofficial birdie face reveal soon?

[@The_Grecian_Empire]

@@burdieofficial ur da biggest bird

[@MistaGSpecialEducation]

@@burdieofficial Is santa made by the government?!

[@roseonyi]

When you get in trouble *with* your sibling (key word "with") and you are the only one to get in trouble, after asking why they are not punished, your parents will say "We have already dealt with them" it's such a dirty and big lie.

[@thiscommentisempty]

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[@thegamingtheif7178]

Some actually do they lay eggs in your ear and it hatches and eats your flesh and flies away

[@roseonyi]

@@thegamingtheif7178 whar?

[@aidendoesstuff185]

@@roseonyi i think he replied to the wrong comment

[@AlicornHana]

And pretty unfair that i 100% will turn on them for that

[@IronMadden]

As someone who comes from a firefighter family, yes. Stop, drop and roll does help, but I don't know if you can easily do that in a narrow trailer. That's more of an ideal method if your body caught on fire (sounds like you'd just be running around like a headless chicken), but what really matters in a smoke-filled room is that you remain low to the ground because smoke rises up to higher altitudes. You can crawl on your hands and feet like you're Solid Snake sneaking around a top secret military facility, and that's effectively the same thing as stop, drop and roll to remain safe in a smoke-filled room.

[@jacobbeitner8796]

Fun fact: The myth that carrots are good for your eyesight was started by the British Royal Air Force in WW2 so the Germans wouldn’t find out that they had radar. They would explain their ability to find enemy aircraft by saying that it was because they were eating carrots, rather than that they had radar.

[@AngryLad_80]

they were carrots? tf

[@thefearlessbros]

I have heard this story before. When I first heard it, I said told it to my mom and she still didn't believe me somehow.

[@calebwaller730]

While maybe originally started as a myth, it turned out to be pretty truthful. Carrots supply your body with beta carotene which helps your body maintain certain vitamins that improve vision.

[@jacobbeitner8796]

@@AngryLad_80 I fixed it lol

[@AngryLad_80]

@@jacobbeitner8796 now that makes sense. but still, that's funny. how come having good vision lets u get rid of radars and the Germans actually believed them?

[@pedrolima-eu4pb]

Man had a good father for telling him not to let shit slide. My entire life I was told the whole "just ignore them it will go away" bulshit and my mom literally praised me for being harmless and it caused a lot of pain in my life. It took me 5 months of gym and becoming a Muay Thai fighter just to have the balls to stand up for myself from micro agressions that people did around me

[@HamnaAmir-d7m]

The most lie my parents told me when I was little was that butterflies grow in your ears. Now as a 13 year old teenager, sometimes I think it was true when I already thought it wasn't

[@Squid_Salad]

the butterflies do grow in your ears, that's why you hear weird sounds sometimes, trust me bro

[@HamnaAmir-d7m]

@@Squid_Salad idk, that why I don't believe it

[@Squid_Salad]

@@HamnaAmir-d7m they come out of your ears and go outside while you sleep 🌚

[@AlicornHana]

@Terminal_00_Radio tbh your cat leaving you behind for a mate is worse than seeing your cat die (atleast for me)

[@shadwfangthefunnywolf3687]

@@Squid_Salad can i eat him? Or shoot him with my salt gun lol

[@minced_man]

A big lie I was told by my teachers in middle school was that High School was gonna be so hard.

[@SMCwasTaken]

It's vice versa, they told me High School was going to be easy and i shouldn't worry about but i have to worry about so i can be mentally prepared

[@firalia]

Tbh the difficulty of high school depends on what subjects you pick, at least here. I know people who were basically worked to death and never slept while I was cruising along. The difference between them and me is that they went for the Australian equivalent of a GPA and I didn't 🤣

[@I_Dont_Care897]

I loved high school. Best years of my life. Your teacher f*cked up hard bro

[@firepawx3779]

For me it was about high school teachers being really mean and strict like that’s not true all the time

[@Jackson-cd3mv]

Middle school teachers just said that they wouldnt accept shenanigans or any bullshit in high school. It is only harder in junior year because it has some of the hardest classes and sats

[@ImNotMister_Mallow]

I feel like parents are supposed to prepare us for the future ahead and these lies just do not help, In fact I think this is the reason why so many people still act like children nowadays, for example complaining over small things, trying to start arguments or argue over something stupid.

[@_.rens._]

Yeah But They Always Hold A Good Place In Our Soul

[@Mr.Goodkat]

They don't act like children but they do argue over small things, over stupid things etc, people aren't doing that because they were lied to about Santa or tv damaging your eyes or anything else.

[@soggoscereal5309]

I’m pretty sick with covid rn and was at a pretty low metal point but I just found this guy today and he has me rollin. Thanks for making my day better.

[@mustafabraxton4469]

get well soon!

[@soggoscereal5309]

@@mustafabraxton4469 thank you so much

[@AlicornHana]

Get well soon and welcome to this quality disguised like shitty content channel

[@DinosEpicYoutubeWithStickman]

@@soggoscereal5309 wtf is a metal point?

[@fortytwo4-2]

he means mental point. it's a typo@@DinosEpicKZbinWithStickman

[@azuresstuff]

I remember my parents would tell me that "videogames would rot my brain" but then would be completely ok with me watching movies and I would go "Hey, I use my brain to game by thinking ahead with strategies and stuff but when I'm watching a movie I just sit there" and they were like "...don't care."

[@benjirodaboi8063]

So basically my parents told my older brother and sister one day that Santa wasn’t real, and they were cool with it but unlike me, I litterally cried for minutes, I’m sure that I wasn’t the only one… hopefully

[@paintyxd]

SANTA IS NOT REAL?

[@IMX383]

@@paintyxd yea he isn't real

[@sydmohammadali6421]

@@IMX383 WHAT

[@LaughingGeniusOfficial]

if I were to be told that, I would be mad that I've been lied to this whole time (I know he isn't real btw)

[@garfieldthatonecat4824]

@@IMX383Me and my brother watching santa deniers getting the lethal injection

[@gamersinghking4167]

You're right about most of us not using complex math when we get older, but I just googled jobs that use math and there's... actually a few.

[@PhoenixRiseinFlame]

Yeah there’s definitely some functional use to advanced math, especially if you’re planning on going into a career like engineering. Schools teaching a base level of advanced math may spark interest in this area for certain students and gives them a base to advance while in university. Most people may not use it after high school, but some do.

[@perrytheplatapus1523]

But whos doing allat💀

[@JustsomerandomgigachadLOL]

My sister still believes in the elf on the shelf and she if still 100% convinced even after I showed her the “made in china” label 😩

[@shadwfangthefunnywolf3687]

Oof i had one have no idea were it went when we moved all i know is i would doge its eyes to pick up my dads gun so we could shoot. I sooner then later relized the idea was fricking stupid and shot the elf with a nerf gun lmao

[@denverbroncos2]

Lol

[@itzzgabby1]

My parents told me about the entire santa thing at the end of 4th grade I still have to pretend he’s real since my little sisters are still in like 3rd grade and kindergarten

[@XllllllollllllX]

But how do they move then?

[@itzzgabby1]

@@XllllllollllllX your parents move them. I’m actually sorry you had to find out this way

[@MightySpaceman]

4:01 this actually dates back to the world war 2, as an explanation for how well enemies were being detected in the dark at night (when radar was first invented)

[@gurururuwarararara8164]

It's funny how so many of these were relatable for me, considering I grew up in a rural area in Norway. Really just goes to show that we're all living the same simulation 😂

[@Lightbulb23333]

No is real of one lie you need math a you don’t need basics mayh you need a hard math

[@gurururuwarararara8164]

@@Lightbulb23333 You, my friend, need grammar 🤓

[@Tumbleweed8122]

The kid stumbling upon that thumbnail: 👁👄👁

[@Stracat24]

That kid is immediately yelling.. Kid: “moooooooooooommmmm” *cries* Mom: “yeah?” Kid: “is Santa real?” Mom: yeah Kid: ok

[@MrAeral]

Bro, i can relate so much to you, this is pure truth. I can't imagine that i believed in these.

[@thwoo-]

My parents said my uncle’s dog was in doggy heaven, but my uncle told me she “went to the chop shop.” I never psychologically recovered.

[@NyanSpore]

BRUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@Dat_man]

W uncle

[@charliesheehan4577]

The sitting too close to the TV was actually a thing back in the day. The really old box TVs (the ones with the knobs) were known to emit x-rays.

[@NathanPriviated]

You mean CRT TV

[@charliesheehan4577]

@@NathanPriviated Not many people know what CRT TVs were now what days...

[@NathanPriviated]

@@charliesheehan4577 to be honest. its really rare to find someone

[@spaceman022]

Still have a couple for retro gaming

[@itzzgabby1]

All the kids watching this found out Santa isn’t real the hard way 💀

[@Afton-ph9uw]

Most of them are probably gonna refuse to believe it

[@bespectacledheroine7292]

Violence doesn't pertain to self-defense or controlled conditions like sports. If someone slaps you and stops at that and you're not in any immediate danger and you slap back under "an eye for an eye" reasoning.....basically you can't control your anger. As Count Rugen would say, "You've got an overdeveloped sense of vengeance." Also I'm cool with the Santa lie. Let childhood be magical damn.

[@NotStooky]

Always a good day when Burdie uploads!

[@computerdude8726]

I've always been told that eating blueberries helps your memory or something but here I am after eating like 30 bags of frozen blueberries and I still have the memory of a bird.

[@CR0W_.F34TH3RZ]

You saying Burdie is forgetful?

[@GamingPlayz804]

Bro really tryna spoil every young kid's childhood 😭

[@Survivorsim]

1:50 goldfish, heaven now

[@epicpip]

BAAA-

[@epicgameraidan7487]

Wwhhhyyy

[@Nuczo]

1:35 my parents never told me that lie lol… I had a cat since I was born, in my first year of living if he wasn’t on the table getting patted by me I wouldn’t eat. When I was like 10 and my cat unfortunately passed my parents explained to me about what happened…obv I bursted into tears but I’m glad they told me what happened…and it still hurts remembering abt his death but he gave me some beautiful moments. What a legend

[@ManolitoSaitanan-z4h]

why only one like now there two

[@clanker3885]

violence isn't the answer, its the question, and the answer is yes

[@ShadowofRubins]

My guy pulled out sadness and sorrow from Naruto

[@FreshlyBrewedTea]

For the “out of the wild”, when my cat died, when I was 7, I suspected the worst, we went to the vet. And yes she was put to sleep. We could not afford the treatment, and even if we could it still would probably be a lost cause.

[@VoidRays2665]

4:37 THAT IS SUCH CAP, I play video games 24/7 for like 10+ years, and i'm a geography nerd

[@1EmuFan]

2:53 for me our intruder drill is the worst So for us, we have to hide under the cubbies (i forgot if thats what they are called because i randomly forget if words are words). The cubbies are next to the door in a way where you cant really see them (i think you can still see them a bit) which is good except the fact that more then half the class arent able tofit nder the cubbies. Also everyone just expects that the intruder cant knock down the door or something. WHY WOULD AN INDRUDER COME IN IF THEY ARE WEAK???? Also apparently if we do have an intruder the principal just goes on the anouncements and says “lockdown”. Now the intruder knows you’re hiding

[@SparkliOfficial]

You are right Why are we not stacking the tables on the door

[@1EmuFan]

@@SparkliOfficiali cant tell if this is sarcasm or not

[@SparkliOfficial]

@@1EmuFan i am serious Why should we hide under the tables And i am seriously no joking my school told us to do it In pakistan there are not many school bang bangs going on but 1 happend few years ago And the solution my school came up with is hide under the tables Like my guy lets just block the door with the tables

[@1EmuFan]

@@SparkliOfficial sorry i just sometimes cant understand if people are serious or not. I feel bad for you. Im lucky i never had to deal with that. We just do drills and talk about it a real one happens

[@SparkliOfficial]

@@1EmuFan its ok man i also have that problem

[@acanwithnobrand]

violence isnt the answer. its the question

[@acanwithnobrand]

and then answer is yes

[@moludogRBX]

Parents lying is bad Also parents 🤥

[@Nobody_400]

Violence is not the answer, violence is the question

[@aliyahunicornalrais8137]

I agree violence is never the answer but if someone does make fun of you all the time or physically hurts me I will not let that slide.

[@C4M3R4_SHY]

My teachers are always like “guys if someone hurts u tell and adult and be a snitch🙄🙄” meanwhile my preschool teacher told me that if someone hurts you you hurt them back

[@justapineapple4691]

3:26 pumped up kicks is about a school shooting

[@mattwolf7698]

On the school drill one, I always thought huddling in a corner of the room was stupid. Almost all of my high school classrooms had emergency exists too, if I was aware that an actual shooter was on campus, I would have just run out of the room and ducked behind some cars or trees or something until I could get into the woods nearby. I had a plan on how to escape from every room if needed. Yeah it could be reckless but better than being a sitting duck.

[@moonlightdenial]

I would be the shooter, trying to make them jump out the window for if an actual actual shooter tryna kill comes.

[@orange_turtle3412]

Exactly. Clumping into one part of the room does nothing but massively increase the chance of someone getting shot. Its a lot easier to hit a big clump of people than it is a group of spread out people

[@xhydex9507]

I actually knew Santa wasn't real since I was 5. I pretended to believe because it made my mom happy. One Christmas though I got a small tv from "Santa". Literally right after I opened it my dad said "We got a really good deal on that!". My mom turned to my dad, and gave him the biggest stink eye I had ever seen.

[@Noobieking-q9s]

Santa is real. He's saint Nicholas.

[@Cbunnygames]

@@Noobieking-q9sum

[@Cardinalium235]

my brother told me that if you switch a light on and off repeatedly the power will go out and im still scared to do it today 💀💀💀

[@BTSHygiene]

What in the world fact fire drills actually keep you safe, because jumping out of the window may hurt yourself self and running will hurt other people

[@_.rens._]

No Santa Is Real. In My Heart And Soul

[@whenandwhy789]

Team santa is real

[@The_Lone_Dilophosaurus]

​@@whenandwhy789 yep

[@damiensisco6960]

Lies We’ve All Been Told As A Kid: 1. Don’t Sit Too Close To The TV, It’ll Damage Your Eyes. 2. Violence Isn’t The Answer. 3. Your Dead Pet Is Out In The Wild. 4. Watermelon seeds grow in your stomach. 5. School drills will keep you safe. 6. Carrots help vision. 7. Video games will rot your brain. 8. You’re gonna need math when you’re older. 9. You need to go to college to have a good job. 10. You have to wait an hour after eating to go swimming. 11. Stranger danger. 12. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. 13. Santa, the elf, the tooth fairy, the Easter bunny, etc.

[@smokestation]

ty

[@Rdrdrdrdrd-45]

Yooo you got 100k! Congrats

[@lunamaciejaszek3370]

Congratulations for passing first 100k subscribers!!!

[@Host-711]

Man I don't even wear glasses and my eye balls are colliding with the screen rn!

[@XanimationX]

Burdie never misses!

[@AlissaDonald]

I'm allergic to apples. In my case, an apple a day will send me to a hospital

[@AlicornHana]

Rip💀

[@LaughingGeniusOfficial]

For you, an apple a day keeps you surrounded by doctors

[@Shadow_kit4903]

To you an apple a day keeps the life away!💀

[@legitandofficialpg15]

Oh Santa’s real bud and he’s watching you

[@outofnameideas875]

My parents straight up told me that the tooth fairy and Santa isn't real lol

[@karoluxas1141]

during my fathers bday we went to a range, and i was the only one there who properly played fps games. There was my moms brother who was gaming but didnt have time anymore, and we performed the best at shooting. It shows that video games can improve your accuracy, and on google it says that it can improve focus.

[@CAPTAIN-PET]

Actually the story of Santa came from a guy called Saint Nicholas from Turkey who was a real person who gave coins and money to people on Christmas Day to celebrate the birth of Jesus (hence it being on the 25th, it’s his birthday) so now Santa isn’t alive but if Jesus reincarnated than maybe Saint Nick did too, nobody knows so for those wondering he is real.

[@bamsithepolarbear8634]

01:43 the cry😂

[@Bananers_Bananers]

Oh no I have covid oh look an apple

[@Enzo38510]

I love to watch your videos Birdy while I'm at school 👍😀

[@redjay.]

I have spent most of my life in pyrotechnics training. My whole thing is that I'm safe with fire. The one time I caught myself on fire I didn't use stop drop and roll. Sorry to the schools who teach that..

[@Inconceivable_Dunno]

5:32 Ima be real here, Math is mostly useless, but its the critical thinking and common sense skill that really gets better from doing math when you don't understand how the equations work at first, figuring them out through instructions or your own way, don't get me wrong tho, Math still sucks 💀

[@St.Raptor]

1:36 My dad and I cooked our rabbit when it's leg broke. He was good soup.

[@1EmuFan]

R/cursedcomments

[@St.Raptor]

@@1EmuFan 3rd world country life. Eat what you can. Pets double as food.

[@1EmuFan]

@@St.Raptor sorry. Im just confused because i wouldnt eat my dogs if they died

[@St.Raptor]

@@1EmuFan ... well I didn't eat my dogs, but uh... kzbin.info/www/bejne/q6fLpISXopWtoNU some people do farm them

[@1EmuFan]

@@St.Raptor i was just saying dog because dogs are the only pet i have

[@Cherno35]

I was told carrots helped vision, ate carrots all the time, pretty much legally blind

[@CandyGirlGalaxy9]

I eat carrots and my eye sight is the same 😳-

[@supernate760]

For math being useless some thought processes involve algebra (trying to calculate things), but I get what you are saying. If anything, they should give you education based on your future line of work

[@abaka153]

Because of the vitamins (don't ask me which ones) in carrots, they actually don't make your eyesight better, but instead, they keep your eyes good.

[@terrismo6093]

Violence isn't the answer. It's a question and the answer is Y E S

[@nelanimrod5780]

1:08 what kind of goofy aaa matt is that?

[@DaironDariel]

Bambi

[@Linkdinlogs]

Santa is not real

[@SNoodleJuJu]

Sitting too close to screens damages your eyes. TRUE!! I should know, cause it happened to me! I’ve been wearing glasses for almost 15 years, and I’m 22!

[@ramenaddict1676]

Goldfish are sadly the most neglected and mistreated pets and parents should never use them as a teaching tool. They're supposed to live in huge tanks and live for decades, not 2 years or so. :/

[@MuskeyIsntReal]

tooth fairy fake?

[@SADXGamer4]

Yes

[@Domthebowler12]

No

[@Blueboy-y2b]

Yes my dumbass brain thinks that it’s real but it’s not real

[@PhilLima-k1o]

Yes 😢

[@creepermyeeper]

I ate carrots a lot as a kid and my eyesight is awful right now. I also luckily never had an elf on the shelf.

[@MrXemrox]

The stop, drop, and roll thing is when you catch on fire and there's no source of water to put yourself out, and no one with blankets, let alone fire blankets, you smother the fire out, by rolling around until it is.

[@gamingwithnate6427]

Bro those trailers with smoke were my favorite as a kid

[@absudjj]

Pumped up kicks during a lock down is crazy

[@janelle-r5n]

You won't be carrying around a calculator everywhere you go for the rest of your life-this was the biggest lie I was ever told in school.

[@PyroNick01]

Fun fact: There's more to the "wait 1 hour before swimming" rule. The whole line is "wait 1 hour after eating before swimming," as if you don't, you will start cramping up, for some reason. I'm not sure why, but it's true. I remember eating pizza, then going into a pool, then my toes, for some unexplained reason, would feel like they were twisting around each other. I did hop out of the pool to check that out, but that actually undid whatever it was, so that's good, I guess.

[@noahe.2590]

College is only a requirement for anyone who wants a career in accounting, education, law, or any field of science.

[@c4ct0sG4m1ngRe4l]

the real santa was the friends we made along the way

[@scootscaz1389]

"hes in goldfish heaven, BAAAA-" got me rolling to the sun

[@nerdyboy5490]

Fun fact: Carrots have vitamin A which helps your body. It technically does help your eyes, but minimal help.

[@joshuaadamson6634]

Hey carrots do actually aid in good eyesight, medium carrots have ~8.05 micrograms of vitamin K. Vitamin k aids in good eyesight, and fish is also a good power food for eyesight because it has omega 3 acids which also helps your eyes fish oil has vitamin A which I THINK helps with your eyes as well but I don't know for sure

[@MusicMaster320]

I'm really lucky because my parents got straight to the point when I asked them if Santa is real. They just said "No."

[@Callmetimhorton]

Bro pumped up kicks is crazy💀

[@cillycubing2]

You're right about all of them except the last one

[@djlovesturbofan1]

"me and this kid were like dumb and dumber" THAT WAS SO HILARIOUS FOR SOME REASON😂

[@Plutoious]

The Easter bunny was never believable… bro I got put in timeout in preschool for saying they weren’t real 💀

[@wplays4271]

In the Netherlands. We don’t really celebrate Christmas like in other countries. Santa is never real here, instead. We have Sinterklaas, who Santa Claus is based on. Long story short, an old man with a beard and a staff comes with his boat from Spain and bring toys to every child. He goes across the rooftops with his horse and with his friends: de pieten, who are our versions of the elves. Who bring the toys down the chimney. They used to be black, due to the coles. But with changing times, and racist undertones. They eventually changed it to them having stripes of coal on their faces, instead of them being jet black. I never saw it as racist, due to them being portrayed as good people and Sinterklaas treating them as equals. And not like lesser slaves. And not really like blackface. But I do see the issues in hindsight and think it is a good replacement. To make us believe it, there is an a TV show on national television about him. It’s kind of like a sitcom for children. In the style of a news broadcast.

[@ljthehedgehogyt]

My parents told me that Santa is not real and I was like I knew it this whole in tire time just from day 1. 😂😂😂

[@I_Dont_Care897]

0:47 Back in the elementary school years, my teacher literally said that violence isn't the answer to everything and I immediately raised my hand and asked "what if someone shoots me. Do I just give them a hug." The entire class died laughing and I wasn't even trying to be funny and yet I still got in trouble even tho I was basically asking q high quality question

[@levibrown6363]

Santa is real in your heart

[@damiensisco6960]

5:38 Well, you will need it if you’re going to be an astronaut or a scientist.

[@FinnStromberg-ve8st]

I have no idea why the animation for your mom makes me laugh but it does

[@LaughingGeniusOfficial]

When I become a parent, I would never lie to my children about anything at all. The most challenging time of doing this would probably be Christmas, Easter or when my children lose their teeth and I really needed some alternative options for these around a decade or more before I have my first children. Can you give me some alternate options? Make sure the info is as honest as possible.

[@amazingenzofilipek]

When your child say “where do babies come from?”

[@Shadow_kit4903]

​@@amazingenzofilipek💀

[@nowhere280]

nice job you spoiled santa to little kids great job 👍

[@ShyenneFrancois]

Playing pumped up kicks during a lock down!?😂😂😂

[@Grompski]

actually an apple a day can keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough

[@martyrd0mm]

just realized this is tagswag but hey still W video

[@weidie2moro]

thats his brother.

[@martyrd0mm]

@@weidie2moro engween is his brother or am i just stupid asf

[@TheRealKensterBoosteryt]

“Please us the fire exit.” “But sir! The fire exit is on fire!” . . “USE IT”

[@JacobSchwarzott]

"Santa is watching so behave." Santa is just a stalker

[@Peteypocalypse]

I mean, staring into the TV is bad for you because it’s blue light, but you won’t go blind

[@Au_Bs]

As someone with a childhood I can confirm I was told all of these lies

[@j-prins61]

Btw I love your stories and animations. Theyre very enertaining

[@iidoughnutholes3087]

Congrats on almost 100k!! Love waking up to seeing that a new video dropped from ya lol