Tiktok is more like April, it's unpredictable.

'Do you wipe upwards or downwards?' 'Do you put cereal in the bowl first, or milk?' 'Xbox, PS, Nintendo or PC?'

Bro the dry cereal is way too good, specificaly chocos or froot loops hit the hardest of them all

I see this man’s video I FU-KIN CLICK👹

When bro said skylanders I screamed so fuc:ing hard because me and my bro were watching skylanders on Netflix😭😭

I was watching Tom and Jerry back in 2011-2014 and it's still a goat cartoon 🐐🗿

I have a fucking furry in my class 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

I was born in 2011 and im 11 years AND im gen Alpha and z at the same Time

Hi im famous on yt and im an npc

0:38 ggrimey shout-out 👀

Bro i didn't know that i like commenting💀

I hate TikTok so much that I just play my movie in Roblox. It’s better than TikTok.

0:18 BRO IM THAT DEBATE- Edit: bc REAL humans look like monkeys (like me) AND have a nose that looks like a dick (also like me) btw if anime people were real, then i would not marry a pillow or that stuff, i would marry her like a normal person

Is this a live streem great i joined at the right time

The dress: Is it black and blue... Or gold and White. Me seeying the dress gold and blue: HUH💀?!

People forgot about the best computer game....Poptropica I'll never forget 🥹

6:43 one of my classmates has a Nokia and they say nothin

I dont have shcool, but i dont have Time bc it will become night

Today i was in a dream, and i realised that im in a dream, I was trying to start do something cool but i got teleported and stopped to realise

Never realejd I ate a struggle meal every 3 days sinde like a year or two ago (I’m currently a bit sixjck so there might be some errrkffors) Also, the strutglle meal I’m talking abunot is the cheese sandwichc

The worst one gotta be gay son or thot daughter I say that bc like how you finna even think of your kid like that

2:58 Chains Fr Beckys crib and 8:39 is after the school disco jumping the dj chains fr

Me: oh no time for Gen alpha to fuck up my channel

3:46 uhh hear me ou-

I think that bullying is crucial to someone’s life TO AN EXTENT- I think that bullying makes a person stronger and it lets them reflect on what they’re doing and why they’re getting bullied for it. Now if someone is bullying just to bully that’s not right at all. I am completely against that whole thing. But to an extent bullying is an essential tool to a persons life which makes them a more mature person, a better person in society, and just generally a better person.

only some samsung explodes

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context: when i was in the equivalent of 5th grade, we saw a PSA on walking out onto the road. it traumatised me, and i can't even remember much about it, apart from the fact that he was literally crippled in the video. crippled. most roads are 30mph. it also made me hate soccer more than i already did (i hated soccer from birth lol). anyway, in the video, he was playing soccer with a couple buddies. one of his friends kicked the ball onto the road and he went to go get it. he was then hit by a car, flew several feet into the air and fell flat on the road. i THINK THERE WAS BLOOD TOO. he ended up with a billion bruises, a black eye and bandages all over him. he was also on crutches. THEY SHOWED THIS TO 7 YEAR OLDS. WTF WAS MY SCHOOL?!

That PC shit pisses me off, no shit your $2,500 gaming PC is gonna be better than a $300 Xbox

I had a dream once where i was in the iss and my friend turned into a bird. Then after a 2 hour training montage. I was in the hallway of my house. I then started running into the living room and flapping my arms. I then turned into a bird. I then woke up and my arms where hella sore

7:56 WHY DO ALL OF THEM HAVE THE N WORD

2:00 Idk how but same besides the t shirt thingy I did play the games tho

Play call of duty mobile dude it is awesome

You forgot 1 Beating Fnaf

One time I had a dream where I was in a plane in the plane flooded somehow even though still in the air my entire family jumped out and then we’re like in abandoned city and then checkpoint behind us for some reason and then we just randomly turned into gumball characters I was gumball. My little sister turned into EJ and then turned into Darwin. My mom and dad turned into mom and dad. The gumball family and Anna just didn’t exist running through and abandoned then went into a helicopter and skedaddle and then me and Elijah just kept running and found ourselves on a platform thing looks like a map and then I dropped my map and a Elijah fell so I jumped off and then we were just scrolling and I landed on a couch that was still falling and I grabbed the map. Elijah was on a table and then we are reaching for each other and then I woke up. I was just confused as heck and there’s another one. Imagine getting up off your bed walking out of your room suddenly one of a bit of the floor collapses and doesn’t exist anymore and now you’re falling into a hole. That’s basically all that happened. And there’s another one of me laying in bed with two absolutely humongous giant spiders just swinging off the roof throwing candy everywhere. I don’t know if that was good or bad. I like candy but I don’t like spiders so I don’t know if that’s good or bad. And here’s when I had a few nights ago of my little sister turning into a fucking jellyfish bop thing what the actual hell?

School rules 1. Can I go to the bathroom NO 2. Can I drink water NO why school WHY

Hi

I used to piss my pants😭

Like having sex with a monkey or with a baby obviously baby 🙄 duh

Being born in the 80’s I grew up in the 90’s, going out for hours in my neighbourhood with friends, playing games. No technology or Internet (well there was some but not a lot). A great time to be alive.

i got level 4 bc i rizzed up 100 girls in freshman year. then i got suspended for 2 weeks bc of like 40 sexual harassment's

When I was in 5th grade I was selected as one of the kids to take this special test that would be good as it would get me a head start in middle and high school things but the the thing that makes me mad is the fact how they let this one girl in when she wasn’t one of the selected kids she took the test they year before and asked if she could take it again and they said yes but bro what makes the test so special if they’re letting stupid people in,YES you can call me a dork,nerd,all you want it’s just that it made me mad that they let her in

I think vibrating could be a sensation that the brain gets from decibel levels we can feel instead of hear, so the brain pumps adrenaline ig

As a gen z person forget about all that stuff we had when we were under 13 we have skibidi toilet bitches

The color of the dress depends on the light you’re standing under. Like Artificial or Uv.

If the world is a simulation when is the next update

Why is the plush so damn expensive

Just 5-6 weeks of school my man you can do it (At least in my country

I will punch myself in the balls for every like this comment gets

Also broz zpeaking facts