Health Class In A Nutshell (ft. The Duck)

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Burdie

Burdie

Жыл бұрын

Health Class In A Nutshell...
Today we talk about health class probably the weirdest classes in school tbh
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@Pointlesss
@Pointlesss Жыл бұрын
THE COLLAB THE STREETS NEEDED
@burdieofficial
@burdieofficial Жыл бұрын
Frfr
@BroItzYoDaddy2001
@BroItzYoDaddy2001 Жыл бұрын
I ate ramen with a spoon
@luciddofficial
@luciddofficial Жыл бұрын
@@BroItzYoDaddy2001 I poured a hot cup of tea on my dad
@Loganjay_
@Loganjay_ Жыл бұрын
@@BroItzYoDaddy2001 that works too
@timothy9203
@timothy9203 Жыл бұрын
@@burdieofficial your the best swearing youtuber I seen lol
@Ryth
@Ryth Жыл бұрын
Unfortunately I was one of those kids that found what “The Hub” was at like 9 years old. The world messed up our generation.
@burdieofficial
@burdieofficial Жыл бұрын
Fr bro
@radustana
@radustana Жыл бұрын
by 5th grade half the class(including me) knew what e621 was💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@crispyris_0fficial
@crispyris_0fficial Жыл бұрын
same 💀
@Goofy_goober._0
@Goofy_goober._0 Жыл бұрын
@@radustana or rule 34💀
@etudordismount7726
@etudordismount7726 Жыл бұрын
TRUE
@hockeyexostylx1730
@hockeyexostylx1730 Жыл бұрын
“I was curling up into a ball.” Homie, you are a ball.
@lilistudios4769
@lilistudios4769 Жыл бұрын
This is the best comment here
@VibinTheRobloxGuy
@VibinTheRobloxGuy Жыл бұрын
Double ball.
@GLAWKG0D
@GLAWKG0D Жыл бұрын
Double ball after double cup
@cashcreations8797
@cashcreations8797 Жыл бұрын
Ball^(2)
@Fourrandomidiots
@Fourrandomidiots 8 ай бұрын
Fr 😭
@tooneysailor
@tooneysailor Жыл бұрын
Imagine you're sleeping all class and you wake up and hear the teacher say "Who has chlamydia?" 💀
@TranslucentGanon
@TranslucentGanon 9 ай бұрын
Related to this there was this one kid I overheard in the 3rd grade saying that isn’t very Johnny Cash of you and I can imaging him having sex in a locker while the trumpet intro to Ring of Fire plays then him coming in a week letter with an STD singing it burns burns burns the ring of fire
@ShrekOgrestone
@ShrekOgrestone 9 ай бұрын
@@TranslucentGanon XD
@catsarelit5305
@catsarelit5305 8 ай бұрын
LOL and if they know what that is then
@ITSTIMETOSAYGOODBYE
@ITSTIMETOSAYGOODBYE 8 ай бұрын
and you fall asleep again and go "haaa me me me me"
@YakkoWarYT
@YakkoWarYT 4 ай бұрын
I found you while scrolling through comments 💀
@R.K_Chalkboard
@R.K_Chalkboard Жыл бұрын
Health class was traumatizing bro. Imagine going up to your friends, telling them that you've seen some things you can't unsee, but you can't even explain it, because then it'll be awkward.
@darthmaul4773
@darthmaul4773 9 ай бұрын
Agreed i hated that class with a burning passion!
@kone1264
@kone1264 8 ай бұрын
This is probably a comment or something
@helenskipworth2665
@helenskipworth2665 2 ай бұрын
I saw a diagram of a p€nis 💀
@Sapphire-qo2ij
@Sapphire-qo2ij Жыл бұрын
Ah, health class. Where you sit in a room with 20 other people while some middle aged alcoholic teacher teaches you about puberty. Whats not to love?
@keith.s7139
@keith.s7139 Жыл бұрын
That sounds like my experience, except the school brought in someone who goes from school to school teaching this stuff, someone that seemed way less profesional or qualified than any of my other teachers.
@loaf1verse
@loaf1verse Жыл бұрын
Everything
@meinthesun23456
@meinthesun23456 Жыл бұрын
We didn't even have that shit
@lonely3752
@lonely3752 Жыл бұрын
WHY AM I FINDING OTHER GD PEOPLE IN THESE COMMENTS SECTIONS????
@grandiewandie
@grandiewandie Жыл бұрын
My health teacher was a recovering stroke victim, so he had a motive to teach others to be healthy
@jeremythescout
@jeremythescout Жыл бұрын
“STD card game” is a phrase I never thought I’d hear in my life
@felixisme1239
@felixisme1239 8 ай бұрын
What’s std
@SoupyMittens
@SoupyMittens 8 ай бұрын
I have clemidia! Wait, I mean the card!
@FrenzyFields
@FrenzyFields 3 ай бұрын
@@felixisme1239 sexually transmitted disease, its virus’s you get while having sex, and its most likely HIV (aids) and is the 3rd most dangerous virus
@Indecisive4734
@Indecisive4734 3 ай бұрын
​@@felixisme1239Disease transmitted through...
@Melon_Guy_
@Melon_Guy_ Ай бұрын
I had something similar, but it was the drug abuse card game💀
@turttlesquirt
@turttlesquirt 10 ай бұрын
The most distinctive thing I remember from 5th grade health was the teacher saying “the male and female fit together like a puzzle piece” lmao
@QuantumScratcher
@QuantumScratcher 9 ай бұрын
h0rn0ph0b14 fr 💀
@TheMightyFuze9230
@TheMightyFuze9230 8 ай бұрын
💀💀
@GAMER32231
@GAMER32231 Ай бұрын
tf
@jude8072
@jude8072 Жыл бұрын
I remember in my 5th grade health class, they showed us a video explaining everything and I remember it saying "During puberty, girls get moody" and tiny 5th grade me was like "Bitch I don't believe that" And tbh I still don't. I think we get moody because life becomes very stressful at this age, and instead of people trying to comfort us and help us they just say "Oh, they're just moody" and move on. I could be very wrong about being moody and puberty and stuff, but this is my personal opinion. Tbh I think people need to try helping kids through tough times instead of just saying "They're moody" and vertending like that's the problem. I especially am saying this because for most people puberty starts at around the same time you have to start doing new things and trying to adjust to that can be really hard for people, so they start acting moody.
@eirwintyrantoftheinternet7381
@eirwintyrantoftheinternet7381 Жыл бұрын
Ever heard of hormones?
@mrdirtslife2688
@mrdirtslife2688 Жыл бұрын
Your kinda moody tbh
@abderahmentuihri5397
@abderahmentuihri5397 9 ай бұрын
the fact you said "bitch i don't beleive that" kind of confirms it
@Yello69
@Yello69 8 ай бұрын
frf@@mrdirtslife2688
@chazzywaz
@chazzywaz 2 ай бұрын
Might be a combination of both
@Matpit18
@Matpit18 Жыл бұрын
My main problem with health class in the earlier grades is that they sugarcoat it a lot. Like I get that you don’t want to make things too awkward, but like, the subject itself is already awkward, even when you sugarcoat it, so why not give it to them straight and at least guarantee that kids will walk away with something important learned?
@cannotbecalm7596
@cannotbecalm7596 Жыл бұрын
Right!? Like, my friend had to go on a training camp as a part of a co-curricular she did, and she got taught properly without sugar-coating it, then I looked back on what we learnt in class and it’s crazy how little we actually learnt.
@loaf1verse
@loaf1verse Жыл бұрын
Bruh
@lovelydolltime8006
@lovelydolltime8006 Жыл бұрын
When I was in 6th grade, my math teacher straight up told us that the reason why the AC was always on is so he doesn't have to smell anyone's body odor.
@supakku
@supakku Жыл бұрын
Ikr
@cwcpants140
@cwcpants140 Жыл бұрын
@@loaf1verse because school is a way to train young kids to be another cog in the machine. School isn’t a place of learning, especially today with the agenda of a certain alphabet mafia being pushed.
@SpriteCranberryReal
@SpriteCranberryReal 11 ай бұрын
I remember a fifth grade puberty video and every boy left the class laughing to suffocation, and the girls had the saddest, most disappointed faces Ive ever seen.
@icephoenix9813
@icephoenix9813 5 ай бұрын
Lol
@GlowstickRee
@GlowstickRee 4 ай бұрын
I’m guessing they laughed to near death because of eggplants
@SpriteCranberryReal
@SpriteCranberryReal 4 ай бұрын
@@GlowstickRee Yes, especially at the “why does it get big” part
@SaimonBhattarai2
@SaimonBhattarai2 4 ай бұрын
The questions my classmates asked after the video were so out of pocket 💀
@idklol12876
@idklol12876 4 ай бұрын
nowadays boys and girls are taught together
@tonimauge3907
@tonimauge3907 Жыл бұрын
Before getting "The talk" I knew that babies come from your Mom's belly mainly because my mom used to work at a hospital, but I used to believe that a baby just spawned in the mom's belly whenever she was ready to have kids. I was scarred for life when me and my class watched a well detailed documentary lecturing us about how babies are really made. The pictures are STILL burned in my memory.
@Bugy-hf2vr
@Bugy-hf2vr 7 ай бұрын
If the baby's come from their moms belly that's called a c-section my mom had to have one cuz if she didn't I wouldn't exsist
@ThornsXD
@ThornsXD 6 ай бұрын
i learned at 5 years old, noone told me, idk how i knew
@kiminowak8295
@kiminowak8295 5 ай бұрын
I only discovered the truth about where babies REALLY come from because of Giygas from Earthbound........WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, RIGHT?
@ThornsXD
@ThornsXD 5 ай бұрын
@@kiminowak8295 eh I learned from god knows where but I knew in kindergarten
@noah29051
@noah29051 Жыл бұрын
In my Health Class our teacher showed us a video of HER having her baby. Worst thing of all, we all knew the kid in person because he was only one year older then us and in the same school. So yeah, I technically saw the birth of my senior (my school is from first grade until you totally graduate in 12th grade)
@redeye6915
@redeye6915 Жыл бұрын
I am glad my health class wasn't like that 💀
@Innerste_
@Innerste_ Жыл бұрын
doesn't that mean the kid saw himself being born
@redeye6915
@redeye6915 Жыл бұрын
@@Innerste_ older so he probably senior.
@BLET_55artem55
@BLET_55artem55 Жыл бұрын
💀💀💀
@Codycallway2006
@Codycallway2006 Жыл бұрын
Om freaking hell
@AdrianHernandez-rn1sq
@AdrianHernandez-rn1sq Жыл бұрын
My memory of health class is this: I remember everyone was dreading the day, and my teacher told us to be respectful, it's ok to giggle, etc. I sadly already knew everything she was going to say, so I embraced the inner English nerd in me and started typing random shit on a Google doc. Whether it was Shakespeare or how many leaves are in the world, I was creating a distraction for myself. My teacher started showing, well, images, the kids were being annoying and gigling, and my teacher looked at me and said "oh, are you already asking questions? (She linked a private question website thing) I told her "no, I just don't have to know this again because I already know, so I'm going to type and ignore this) And she thanked me for my honestly and let me continue This tool longer than I thought to type, but that's my story on health class.
@Bolt451
@Bolt451 Жыл бұрын
My whole class couldn't stop laughing it didn't help that the boy and girls weren't separated until the third lesson
@mkgeostar
@mkgeostar Жыл бұрын
@@Bolt451 lol exact same here lmao
@Monsterathecat
@Monsterathecat Жыл бұрын
Bro we didn’t even have “health class”
@Itsbully06
@Itsbully06 Жыл бұрын
@@Monsterathecat same
@CT-9904-Crosshair
@CT-9904-Crosshair Жыл бұрын
Our middle school class was actually quite tame with health discussions. Our high school health classes though, oh man. The class would phrase the terminology as inappropriately as humanly possible. And for CPR health, surprisingly tame, but we have that one kid that decided to start making out with the CPR dummy. I did laugh at that one though. Also modern health classes are now 99% don’t do drugs, don’t vape, etc. and 1% everything else.
@bzgamer41
@bzgamer41 Жыл бұрын
In my state, every freshman in high school has to take a health course for half a year. God, was it dreadful. I remember the three units we had: Mental Health, Sexual Health, and Drugs and Alcohol. The MH and drugs unit were good, but the sexual health unit sucked. I remember when we had a test on sex and how many of my classmates miserably failed it.
@MackingCheese99
@MackingCheese99 Жыл бұрын
Florida still best
@Injinct
@Injinct Жыл бұрын
why they teaching kids this
@bzgamer41
@bzgamer41 Жыл бұрын
@@Injinct Idk, its just the law
@BLET_55artem55
@BLET_55artem55 Жыл бұрын
​@@bzgamer41 we don't have that in Russia (as well as most of Europe), and it... kinda sucks, because a lot of people are getting surprised by different "tricks of human body"
@MackingCheese99
@MackingCheese99 Жыл бұрын
@@Injinct you want a bunch of high schoolers getting STDs before they’re 18
@eliath5215
@eliath5215 Жыл бұрын
I did an STD card game type thing in both 8th and 9th grade too but it was supposed to illustrate how fast they can spread so we had to “sleep” with a certain amount of classmates and see how many STDs we had at the end 😭
@algirdasltu1389
@algirdasltu1389 9 ай бұрын
Gotta catch em' all!
@LordBakon
@LordBakon 9 ай бұрын
@@algirdasltu1389that’s going straight to r/cursedcomments
@tsunami870
@tsunami870 9 ай бұрын
Bruh wdf
@metalfamilyfanandqueenfan
@metalfamilyfanandqueenfan 8 ай бұрын
Bro that's weird as shit
@benslife420
@benslife420 Жыл бұрын
As a 5th grader, I can confirm this is 100% true
@southparkfan4
@southparkfan4 Жыл бұрын
I'm I'm 6th grade and he is right
@timothy9203
@timothy9203 Жыл бұрын
I’m in 2nd grade and my life is terrible in 2nd grade
@Y24K_Rejects
@Y24K_Rejects Жыл бұрын
@@timothy9203 how bro 2nd grade is so easy damn
@joelproductions23
@joelproductions23 Жыл бұрын
@@Y24K_Rejects check how old his KZbin channel is
@radustana
@radustana Жыл бұрын
@@joelproductions23 bro made his channel before he was even born💀💀💀
@sebastian7814
@sebastian7814 Жыл бұрын
Had this in fifth grade, I didn’t care about “wet dreams” “downstairs” or deodorant, I just wanted to head back outside and play kickball with the homies
@ADRichard2117
@ADRichard2117 Жыл бұрын
i remember the nurse coming in, all the male fourth graders we're in my homeroom, while the females went to a different room. God, we were all laughing at that puberty video! We were warned but, WE COULDN'T HOLD THAT IN.!
@AdrianHernandez-rn1sq
@AdrianHernandez-rn1sq Жыл бұрын
That reminds me that when I was in 5th grade, randomly in the middle of the day, my teacher sent the boys to lunch earlier because she wanted to "talk to the girls." So we were standing in line, confused. 10 minutes later, the girls came back and obviously we were trying to figure out what happened, but they couldn't say. I still don't know what it was.. (dun dun dun!)
@MrAeral
@MrAeral Жыл бұрын
As a 8th grader, i can confirm that HealthCare class is a pure torture.
@ShimmerismYT
@ShimmerismYT Жыл бұрын
I'm an 8th grader too and I never got health class
@metalfamilyfanandqueenfan
@metalfamilyfanandqueenfan 8 ай бұрын
​@@ShimmerismYTI'm going to 6th grade and I have health class
@saness9133
@saness9133 8 ай бұрын
They tought us to how to sex with an woman and more unspokle things
@debutiful1
@debutiful1 8 ай бұрын
​@@ShimmerismYTi think that is only in america
@lily_faito.28
@lily_faito.28 7 ай бұрын
@@debutiful1 no im from america and an 8th grader and we never got health class. though i did have biology in 7th but thats all.
@brambleheart
@brambleheart Жыл бұрын
I kinda think everyone should be in the same room, no matter how awkward. It helps people learn about what both their sex and the opposite sex go through. This is good for if you get together with someone who hasn’t been educated, so you can help teach them. Also good for teaching your kids through an educated lens instead of learning from google five minutes ago
@theplanegod
@theplanegod Жыл бұрын
That happened in Year 6 and FAINTED
@Bolt451
@Bolt451 Жыл бұрын
@@theplanegod that happed to my class to we couldn't stop laughing
@AlicornHana
@AlicornHana Жыл бұрын
That happened to me in 2022 and at my table there's that annoying-ass boy being dirty minded (its the subject science instead though)
@benferris6472
@benferris6472 Жыл бұрын
In primary and currently secondary school (high school for the americans). I live in ireland maybe thats why were in the same class diffrent school system etc.
@zerefoex
@zerefoex Жыл бұрын
SEXING TIME!!!
@birdcult
@birdcult Жыл бұрын
5:50 my teacher did a game like this but with dyed green water. Basically every round you’d exchange half of your glass of water with someone elses, and if your water turned green ya got infected. Shit was wild
@L1MBO12
@L1MBO12 Жыл бұрын
OHHH my science teacher last year did the same thing to mimic how diseases spread, and I ended up being the one who started the entire infection lol
@ninjabrycelee3066
@ninjabrycelee3066 Жыл бұрын
Our health class did the same thing @ BIRD CULT
@VancouverVelocityFan
@VancouverVelocityFan Жыл бұрын
Same and I ended up being the one spreading it lmao
@Endermania
@Endermania 8 ай бұрын
@@L1MBO12 You became Patient zero. So cool
@L1MBO12
@L1MBO12 8 ай бұрын
@@Endermania Yeah it was funny knowing that I was the source of the outbreak lol
@andrewmunro6106
@andrewmunro6106 8 ай бұрын
I remember in seventh grade during a health class they were going over how the reproductive organs worked and I was disturbed to say the least…I think I was on the verge of legit having a mental breakdown that I had to leave the classroom.
@jarekhartwell6235
@jarekhartwell6235 Жыл бұрын
My health class in high school, aka my first real health class, the teacher was pretty young (mid-20s or so), and she was super chill. She'd crack jokes and didn't stop people from talking about the topic. So that class was actually enjoyable
@WolfToonsYT
@WolfToonsYT Жыл бұрын
Health class in middle school was different😂 keep up the great videos Burdie. Keep on making this underrated contnet
@sage-hf6bx
@sage-hf6bx Жыл бұрын
And the teachers expected all of us not to laugh 💀
@swaggygaming3480
@swaggygaming3480 Жыл бұрын
fr
@lukelyall5879
@lukelyall5879 Жыл бұрын
I laughed yet felt uncomfortable at the same time this was in 8th grade I think I’m in 9th now
@Emperor_Scourge
@Emperor_Scourge 8 ай бұрын
Health class is one of the few classes that I enjoyed learning about because it actually taught me stuff that would be useful. In middle school it was basically "drug bad". In highschool though they taught us a lot of stuff. Obviously we were taught stuff like puberty and stds, but we were also taught about mental health, fitness and nutrition, and actual dangers and effects of schedule I and II drugs. Also helps that the teacher was chill and relatable.
@Bellahasfaith
@Bellahasfaith 8 ай бұрын
My health class isn’t even about health the majority of the time it’s all about my teachers coffee addiction lol
@TheZapdos
@TheZapdos Жыл бұрын
6:47-7:01 not only did it rhyme, but it was hilarious.
@ThatOneScarf
@ThatOneScarf Жыл бұрын
This vid was funny as hell. Keep up the good work! :D
@Banzfn99
@Banzfn99 7 ай бұрын
1:45 the "WhaT's dEoDOrANt" got me laughin bro keep it up 💀🙏
@BlakeBelcherTFXC
@BlakeBelcherTFXC Жыл бұрын
4:24 my health class teacher refuses to talk about sex lol
@connect4andcj
@connect4andcj Жыл бұрын
last year in 7th grade, my health teacher was the goat and always did fun stuff he's even a first responder for Denali and Shasta
@Peterisfat2
@Peterisfat2 Жыл бұрын
I remember how I told my health teacher that people snort up smarties (candy) and she said it was dumb lol
@Spaghetti742
@Spaghetti742 Жыл бұрын
People in my old middle school would pulverize them and inhale the powder to blow it out like a smoke. I know because I was known as "the smartie kid". I mean every day like clockwork I would have a smartie on me, was probably worse for me than a cigarette honestly SMH.
@jude8072
@jude8072 Жыл бұрын
Omg when I was in 5th grade we played math bingo and my teacher was giving out smarties as one of the prizes and half the class wanted the smarties so they could snort them and my teacher had to take them all away 😭😭😭
@ZEKE-uo1ce
@ZEKE-uo1ce Жыл бұрын
3:23 drawing is mad accurate
@christhekid674
@christhekid674 2 ай бұрын
1:10 My favorite was the giggling and the guy telling them to shush
@LoneE.
@LoneE. Жыл бұрын
yuhhhhh let’s go 😈
@felixisme1239
@felixisme1239 8 ай бұрын
Bro how u have no likes
@MemeGorilla.
@MemeGorilla. 3 ай бұрын
Yoooo
@MasonJohnson-rf7zu
@MasonJohnson-rf7zu 2 ай бұрын
LoneE what’s up bro!!
@cr1zzzel
@cr1zzzel Жыл бұрын
I remember doing this in 5th graded, even the kid that was a super good kid was laughing, and a kid asked if "size" matters (if you know what i mean)
@Youtube_Enjoyer12
@Youtube_Enjoyer12 Жыл бұрын
I know what you mean 🥵🥶🥶🥶
@supercool1594
@supercool1594 Жыл бұрын
Oh lol you might have done same video I did.
@jean-baptistemoulet6286
@jean-baptistemoulet6286 Жыл бұрын
I used the quadratic formula to turn an electric resistance + arduino into a thermometer . I measured points (tension in function of temperature), put them on a graph , asked the software (excel or regressi) to do a polynomial interpolation. It did the interpolation and gave me the function, I did reverse the equation to obtain temperature in function of tension . It was for my internship that I had to do in my electrical engineering curriculum (the subject was to make a battery management system, so I had to shut off the alimentation if the current/tension/or temperature was to high) (also had to equilibrate the tensions between18650 batteries).
@Endermania
@Endermania 8 ай бұрын
Nice
@metalfamilyfanandqueenfan
@metalfamilyfanandqueenfan 8 ай бұрын
Cool
@kezzaa
@kezzaa Жыл бұрын
Found you yesterday best channel on yt atm
@themobidud344
@themobidud344 Жыл бұрын
Pls keep making these videos, these are hillarous 💀🤣
@MrMeme145
@MrMeme145 Жыл бұрын
You always make the best videos and relatable content. Keep it up
@GeneralFlanders
@GeneralFlanders Жыл бұрын
4:09 what's going on i wanna see the fetus growing up. Had me rolling on the floor for some reason 😂
@thoriumsucks7142
@thoriumsucks7142 Жыл бұрын
Burdie doing the little kid voice is way to pure
@pludee3517
@pludee3517 Жыл бұрын
Another W keep up the good work bro I love your vids ❤
@burdieofficial
@burdieofficial Жыл бұрын
Thank you
@sauceplayz8606
@sauceplayz8606 Жыл бұрын
I'm taking health this semester (only need to take it once in my district to graduate) and I'm using this video as a roadmap for what to expect lmao
@diegoflores-saiffemartinez8037
@diegoflores-saiffemartinez8037 Жыл бұрын
I love watching you and ducks vids
@nykolashe6132
@nykolashe6132 9 ай бұрын
Imagine you have a good day and when you go into Health Class, your teacher turns a video of puberty in front of 25 people, and to make everyone uncomfortable and unpleasant.
@menzel17
@menzel17 Жыл бұрын
In 6th grade my class had this lesson and for some goofy reason, i yelled out "why do we need to know this" in front of everyone, including my teacher who already didnt like me very much. Also they didnt separate boys and girls so were just sitting there trying to learn about diks but all we can hear is the girls do stupid giggle noises. Also also in 9th grade we had a more R rated version lesson but it wasnt a nurse or urologist or an abortion doctor teaching us, but instead we had a fkin police officer explain how nutting works to us.
@idgatv1
@idgatv1 Жыл бұрын
nice
@AdrianHernandez-rn1sq
@AdrianHernandez-rn1sq Жыл бұрын
That's WILD
@zizochemlali4639
@zizochemlali4639 Жыл бұрын
At that point I feel like they’d just play PH on the smart board if they show 9th graders an R rated explanation on nutting and have an officer come in to explain it
@ankushparmar2662
@ankushparmar2662 11 ай бұрын
Ye exactly, how did school think it’s a good idea to teach such mature topics to little teenagers? I’m not trying to be rude here but showing women giving birth with no censors in school is beyond normal, it’s fuckin weird
@sammyssandwich
@sammyssandwich 8 ай бұрын
@@ankushparmar2662 i remember some loser saying that "lgbtq+ being pushed on children and sex ed at school si not grooming!" like dude your parents should be telling you this stuff and they shouldnt be showing real footage of it
@firework8954
@firework8954 Жыл бұрын
Man I watched a C-Section when I was like 7 for my birthday. My mom actually decided it would be great to show a video of me being born. That got me traumatized for 2 months.
@sammyssandwich
@sammyssandwich 8 ай бұрын
wtf
@subplzorideleteurchannel7193
@subplzorideleteurchannel7193 Ай бұрын
I’m pretty sure my parents have video of me and my sister being born
@feathertailfanspoofs
@feathertailfanspoofs Жыл бұрын
I remember in my health class we were going to play a lil game thing, and while the teacher was explaining she said "I'm going to give you all STDs" and we were all saying the typical things you'd expect from a room of 8th graders
@SoupyMittens
@SoupyMittens 8 ай бұрын
I'm going to give all of you clamidia!
@rlm400
@rlm400 Жыл бұрын
2:51 I can relate I have been on that ride before😂💀
@cooldawggaming1802
@cooldawggaming1802 Жыл бұрын
5:44 In health class in middle school we had to also play the std game
@ivymyrtz
@ivymyrtz 8 ай бұрын
Wait….you separated the girls and boys for the first health class?
@marchelridgeway
@marchelridgeway Жыл бұрын
Mans hit ‘em with the “and… he’s dead.” Tough day for a pimp.
@maximilian69590
@maximilian69590 10 ай бұрын
Health class/sex ed at my school was next level. We watched a 2 hour documentary about a kids body going through changes and someone wrote a question on paper which the teacher answered:"What is the pull out method". Wasnt bad though cuz I was at the back of the class with da boys.
@TransNFLGirl
@TransNFLGirl Жыл бұрын
This bird has had a wacky life.
@Lily69420AYFGA
@Lily69420AYFGA Жыл бұрын
i had the rug skit in health class too lol i got "the waltuh white"
@coolcreamthememegod
@coolcreamthememegod Жыл бұрын
I remember when I had this I was laughing my ass off the whole time 😂
@fra7210
@fra7210 7 ай бұрын
Yes at 0:52 You are evolving, The Duck, Yes you are. :D
@granthill4252
@granthill4252 Жыл бұрын
4:41 homie on the left got so worked up turned black 🤝🏾🗿 *african American joke approval stamp*
@Connor-mo4ko
@Connor-mo4ko Жыл бұрын
0:53 “am i evolving?” 💀💀💀
@OculusPro.
@OculusPro. Жыл бұрын
*Whats this? The Duck is evolving!
@soyouhavechosendeath
@soyouhavechosendeath 8 ай бұрын
Your "ducky" has evolved to a "DUCK" (yes this is a pokemon reference)
@Melon_Guy_
@Melon_Guy_ Ай бұрын
One time, my health teacher demonstrated why people want babys. The health teacher speed run 100 squats, and then yelled "MY PREGNANCY TEST IS NEGATIVE 😭" which made me scarred for life. Then I had to take it again, yet again, she scarred me. I had to watch birth, while she talked over using words like rad, dope, or wack. Swear to God my health teach would make a great south park character💀
@TobyOliverHenryFan
@TobyOliverHenryFan Жыл бұрын
0:16 I've past 5th grade and haven't had this class. We had a Nodrugs class in 7th.
@derplad9040
@derplad9040 Жыл бұрын
Saying 'Raise your hand if you got chlamydia' to children is so mad
@iam_xrw
@iam_xrw Жыл бұрын
My health class was taught by the basketball coach, so he just told you to skim through the book and answer the questions in the back, and he would blindly grade the tests and gives you at least a 97 no matter what.
@cadenspradlin588
@cadenspradlin588 11 ай бұрын
My last health class I took was an elective class and I wouldn’t stop giggling at the teacher talking about chronic diarrhea
@Sammykyt
@Sammykyt Жыл бұрын
Your videos are so relatable lol
@lucaarmillei1682
@lucaarmillei1682 Жыл бұрын
I'm so happy that we didn't have to roleplay as drugs in high-school (yet)
@database_enjoyer3000
@database_enjoyer3000 Жыл бұрын
in my school, when they mentioned the eggplant, the whole room of like 15-20 boys starting laughing like horses and the teacher tried to calm us down, but we couldnt
@TheAnimeMangaClub2121
@TheAnimeMangaClub2121 5 ай бұрын
Bro, my health class teacher had the most tragic stories of people he knew in his back pocket. There were so many times we all just were so confused on how to act because it was so awkward with him getting super emotional, like, what type of people are you around? There were so many drug, OD, ED, and SH stories he told us he started adding trigger warnings before the lessons. And the sex ed was just so silent with all of us to awkward to stare at the board of him lecturing
@Melon_Guy_
@Melon_Guy_ 5 ай бұрын
My health has boys and girls in the same class💀
@user-vo1ny6lv8x
@user-vo1ny6lv8x 25 күн бұрын
WTF
@cannotbecalm7596
@cannotbecalm7596 Жыл бұрын
My health class experience was learning about organs and staying away from drugs. Then I went to high school and it was vague sex-ed with barely any resources or material to work with. The only other sex-ed we got was a full week of learning about consent. The ONLY good part was the consent lessons but they were taught too young so nobody cared and they encouraged zoning out. Like, bro. This is arguably the most important part and you're telling the students to zone out?
@Duck-numba1duck
@Duck-numba1duck Жыл бұрын
1:54 I have that exact remote💀💀
@Dreidelium
@Dreidelium 7 ай бұрын
Same
@BrunoTheTuber
@BrunoTheTuber 7 ай бұрын
Same
@Alemationisstupid
@Alemationisstupid 6 ай бұрын
Same
@LonerChief
@LonerChief Жыл бұрын
Bro I'll say it, health class regardless of what ya learning about will forever be awkward and strange to be in, it don't matter what yall learning about it be wild in those classrooms.
@nicholaslull1415
@nicholaslull1415 10 ай бұрын
1:43 The way the kid said deodorant😂
@mrnecrotic
@mrnecrotic 10 ай бұрын
"the yoda ring"
@grielauryn
@grielauryn Жыл бұрын
As a girl that day was traumatizing to say the least And the girls got a bag too, at my school we told the boys we got candy :D (We didnt get candy)
@jellylovesart
@jellylovesart Жыл бұрын
(4th)Lol I already knew about periods quite a bit so I was unfazed UNTIL SHE STARTED GOING OVER THE PARTS. When she got to the Cl!+ I was sweating because REASONS. (Oh yeah, I didn’t get a bag either soooo yeah, I hadn’t and still haven’t gotten it sooooo yeah)
@goofygoober995
@goofygoober995 Жыл бұрын
you got pads and tampons rigt
@weegee-hehehe
@weegee-hehehe 11 ай бұрын
Nope.
@mafaka12345
@mafaka12345 Жыл бұрын
ive been thinking about *"cutting it off"* ✂✂
@PhDFlopper_peter
@PhDFlopper_peter Жыл бұрын
"Hehe,the duck, you got chlamidia,so do you birdie" LMAO
@caramel_choas9225
@caramel_choas9225 Жыл бұрын
I was in 5th grade when it happened and I actually enjoy it because my health teacher(we switched teachers for health for a whole marking period) was male and made funny jokes and told hilarious stories and we watched an actual hour and 30-minute movie in the last few classes. Btw don't ask me the name of it I forgot. Edit: looked up the name it's called, Little Giants, also he was 31 at the time and that was about a year ago.
@advu_
@advu_ Жыл бұрын
yeah we learned about puberty for one day in like 6th grade and that was it. never again. now that i'm in health class in 9th, we're learning about drugs and vaping and why they're bad because of the sheer amount of people vaping at school. just made a presentation on a drug i've never heard of before because all the good ones like mushrooms, crack, and ketamine were taken
@Endermania
@Endermania 8 ай бұрын
Was it methanphetamine?
@advu_
@advu_ 8 ай бұрын
@@Endermania you think i've never heard of methamphetamines? also thats like a whole category. it was mescaline
@itz_skyla3550
@itz_skyla3550 4 ай бұрын
I’m in 5th grade and we learnt about vaping In 4th grade 💀
@lordofbread6769
@lordofbread6769 Жыл бұрын
I remember one of my friends told me that when it was his classes turn for health class, some kids went out crying because how insanely graphic it was, we were in middle school btw
@earsaurus8215
@earsaurus8215 14 күн бұрын
Dude in my health class for some reason THE BOYS AND GIRLS STAY IN THE SAME CLASSROOM, AND WHAT MAKES IT EVEN WORSE, IS THAT THE SEATING PLAN IS BOY GIRL BOY GIRL, WHICH MEANS, WE SIT NEXT TO THE OPPOSITE GENDER WHICH MAKES 100X MORE AWKWARD.
@jaysonpiverotto1990
@jaysonpiverotto1990 9 ай бұрын
0:10 The doctor seems more awkward
@jaysonpiverotto1990
@jaysonpiverotto1990 9 ай бұрын
2:08 he probably sweat or its something else...
@angelman69
@angelman69 9 ай бұрын
Not if she is a she
@digitalchainz
@digitalchainz Жыл бұрын
6:00 my health teacher made us play that stupid ass game too lmao
@zerominds1895
@zerominds1895 Жыл бұрын
I've only taken health class in high school but by then I already knew more than any kid should be legally aloud to know. So my teacher was interesting as she would say "while drugs are bad I'm not gonna be the one to tell you no, it's your choice at the end of the day". Ironically though if you snickerd if she said v****a or p***s you got sent to the hallway
@Zero_xXD
@Zero_xXD Жыл бұрын
the vaping skit funny asf
@jeffreytipton6137
@jeffreytipton6137 Жыл бұрын
I’m literally cooking a grilled cheese while listening to your video😂
@not-that-guy-yvonno
@not-that-guy-yvonno 7 ай бұрын
0:05 “Buddha-cheeks” nice English dude
@svensilverstien3706
@svensilverstien3706 9 ай бұрын
2:07 he jizzed the bed
@ciriainda8697
@ciriainda8697 6 ай бұрын
THE WAY YOU SA8D BOOTY CHECKS IS SO FUNNY-
@I_Dont_Care897
@I_Dont_Care897 Жыл бұрын
I literally laughed the entire time health class was happening that I got detention afterwards
@luciddofficial
@luciddofficial Жыл бұрын
Thank you! I hate health!
@crimsonamogsus7351
@crimsonamogsus7351 Жыл бұрын
If that gets put out of context…
@SoI-
@SoI- Жыл бұрын
7:03 um actually, it's reporting 🤓
@MackingCheese99
@MackingCheese99 Жыл бұрын
Just had this little bit in health class about STDs perfect timing
@PiggehStudios
@PiggehStudios 6 ай бұрын
At my school the puberty video said, “Remember kids, size doesn’t matter.” Everyone died laughing.
@arcanegenius4697
@arcanegenius4697 Жыл бұрын
in my health class, we did it all together. In “that” unit, the only thing we learned about was the male reproductive system. We legit didn’t learn a thing about the opposite gender, even though both genders were in the room. i love equality we’re so courteous to women now that this happens?
@octoriiiii
@octoriiiii Жыл бұрын
One of my friends had health for an encore class and on the last day before winter break and when I met up with her after she had this look on her face like she just saw a person run over a puppy and I asked why she had that look on her face and she just said "health is wild"
@imjustsilleh
@imjustsilleh 2 ай бұрын
his drawings heve EVOLVED
@tiffy1511
@tiffy1511 9 ай бұрын
4:39 My sister is currently in school to be a meturnity nurse, and when she shared with a C-section really entails, I was traumatized just by the thought of it.
@subplzorideleteurchannel7193
@subplzorideleteurchannel7193 Ай бұрын
Oh no I found some old medical documents my mom had that went into detail describing my birth. September 17, 2006 must have been one hell of a day considering all that happened then.
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