Life's Too Short - Rapist/Racist

Another great scene i can't find on here, from BBC's "Life's Too Short" S1 E5.
Warwick and his accountant go out on the pull.

[@SalvableRuin]

"He's a rapist." "NO! I'm a RACIST!" Nice save Warwick! LOL

[@Capo_Renzo]

Both are harshly judged

[@valdie91285]

@@Capo_Renzo no shit

[@Lord-Griff]

If rather be a racist than a rapist

[@ArcanePath360]

If this were made today, the racist would be worse, lol.

[@roblyons6326]

Best wing man ever

[@Yoni123]

Rob Lyons Actually, in japanese it's "wingumannu"

[@cbusbyuk]

One of the funniest scenes ever.. I'm still cracking up years on!

[@deanishere7237]

Its belting the Liam Neeson ones even funnier !!!

[@lordrataxes5192]

@@deanishere7237 nah , washing machine beats it

[@bpfromowc]

@@lordrataxes5192 Do you have a link to it ? Because if it funnier than the Liam Neeson sketch, I need to see it. That improv sketch is legendary. “As I said before, i’ve got full blown AIDS”. 🤣🤣🤣

[@spongebobsquaretits]

@@bpfromowc the best scene is where hes staying with his secretary

[@garrybaldy327]

You need to get out more

[@ianparker2120]

I wish Gervais and Merchant would do a series based on Eric! He's hilarious and his timing and delivery is so good.

[@rosscoghlan]

The two thumbs up

[@tpbfangirl]

The noise Warwick makes at 1:07 😂

[@KaneB]

I love the thumbs up at 1:31. Such a shame this show only had one series, it's fucking hilarious.

[@SalvableRuin]

Most shows have one series. I think you mean SEASON.

[@KaneB]

@@SalvableRuin No, I mean series. We use the word "series" in the UK. I assume that one reason for this is that UK shows are generally shorter than in the US - Life's Too Short was only 7 episodes, for example - so they don't cover whole seasons of the year.

[@DoctorChained]

@@KaneB Are you off your fucking trolley mate? Season is the word you're looking for.

[@KaneB]

@@DoctorChained Nah, it's series. "Series" is the term commonly used for British shows. If you look up Life's Too Short on wikipedia, for example, you'll see that it says "series 1". You'll find the same for many other British shows.

[@DoctorChained]

@@KaneB no it says number of seasons: 1

[@Byorin]

"He's a rapist." LMAO... comedy brilliance. Love Warwick Davis, and I'm so glad to find that he's in a funny show.

[@peterfitzpatrick7032]

Like ... WHY would you SAY that !! 😂 Theres "bad" ... and theres A RAPIST !! 🙈

[@sarcastaball]

Luckily he's only a little racist

[@Arkenway]

1:18 This is straight up a David Brent moment

[@BEEDiAMOND-hi2dw]

Omg I just literally lmao when he said he's a rapist 😂

[@mattc7191]

Unless your arse fell off in the process, you shouldn't say 'literally'. If it did, my sincere condolences

[@billblog5386]

@@mattc7191 yes it's annoying when folk do this. Do they not know what literally means?

[@mattc7191]

@@billblog5386 ha it's a pet peeve of mine...possibly a bit of a weird one, but I appreciate you backing me up, even if you're three years late!

[@billblog5386]

@@mattc7191 better late than never.

[@mattc7191]

@@billblog5386 true! 👊

[@flipzilip7138]

who said, that rape jokes are never ever funny?

[@jumbo_shrimp1559]

why would, you include, unnecessary commas

[@marcuscross8051]

I, know, right? It's, like, you know, so, unnecessary

[@flipzilip7138]

because the "that" in my native language requires a comma in that sentence and i guess i wasn't paying too much attention. also, fuck you.

[@SongBillong]

@@jumbo_shrimp1559 I suspect that OP might be from a Slavic country. I know that in Russian, for example, you always add a comma before their version of "that" (e.g. "I thought, that it was a funny show.").

[@joshuaoha]

I wish people would come up to me in public, say weird shit like that, and then quickly leave.

[@deanishere7237]

Move to Hollywood Blvd !!!

[@A..Shadow..]

Hello Joshuaoha. I like sniffing my tarantulas abdomen. Bye. 🚪

[@TheLastGreatRant]

A racist little person who is not a rapist. Beats Disney Plus.

[@dorpth]

Recovers like a fucking pro. Also, holy shit does Warwick Davis simply not age? Guy doesn't look much older than he did in Willow almost 30 years ago.

[@Exparcelman]

He lives in the village next to me and he still looks the same in 2022.

[@blueabattoir]

I think he’s a little taller now.

[@italianstallion9170]

hasn't grown an inch as well, uncanny!

[@keepgoing1973]

Yeah, he still looks like that ewok.

[@hitchslap8254]

Further away from heaven?

[@michaelochoa1108]

Worst wing man ever

[@elliotness6420]

That's 1 of the funniest scenes I've ever scene

[@four-twenty4205]

+Elliot Ness Seen* not being an idiot about it..... just a correction (Y)

[@elliotness6420]

+DNF Danninetyf just sad as fuck, God your life must be shit

[@four-twenty4205]

Elliot Ness Oh right.... i was trying to be a good guy about it & there you are insulting me for no reason at all....... with behavior like that you must have no friends.

[@four-twenty4205]

Elliot Ness Also what's with the hostility ? did you get touched as a child or something ?

[@elliotness6420]

+DNF Danninetyf a good guy lol, wow your really are desperate for attention, not only that where the fuck did child abuse come from, I mean wtf are you some sort of freak that's just twisted, and yes it's sad that you go around correcting words that you clearly know what it said, surely you must be aware most people type on these comments using there phone and swift key

[@kakap0788]

hahahah keep up the good work man! Remember, you get 1 extra point everytime it backfires, and 1 point for everytime you switch profession! ;D

[@timothyfletcher2194]

This is the best scene ever !

[@WalterLiddy]

Nice recovery.

[@antsbull3370]

Love how when he says "I'd do the both of you" and Eric puts his thumbs up

[@veromoreno-diaz]

Hahaha I loooove this show ... There are so many amazingly hilarious moments 😂. I love this show so dearly!

[@kevgt8269]

The best profession to use in a chat up line I've found is to say you're an "Underwater Ceramics Handler" it gets you a few extra minutes to impress whilst they figure out your job.....

[@bertraminc9412]

Perfect save. He'll be a legend in that club.

[@wakkawakka2demo]

1:06 Nuh!

[@jonathan2950]

The double thumbs up at the end saved them I think

[@rsandoval9203]

Well that went exactly as planned.

[@omenakookos]

I laugh every time

[@hmac7187]

I think he left too early they were just about ready for it

[@tupachussain7489]

Looooool fantastic scene whoever wrote this.

[@scottallen4691]

I laugh just as hard watching this for the 48th time.

[@LTPottenger]

we've all been there

[@westboundbadger]

I see Warwick but can hear Ricky G,..

[@beetheb]

This is almost the funniest thing I've ever seen. 🤣

[@sratus]

Oh dear.

[@murf69]

This feels very Flight of the Conchords

[@NickMullet]

This scene just has Ricky gervais written all over it

[@spongebobsquaretits]

probably because he co wrote it

[@NickMullet]

@@spongebobsquaretits oh did he? Why do you think I mentioned him? My point is this scene clearly came from Ricky alone.

[@spongebobsquaretits]

@@NickMullet His acting certainly is Rickys style, never seeen a breakdown on who actualy wrote which lines so I couldnt comment on whether he was solely responsible for the lines or not.

[@BigBog247]

He was in Star Wars you know

[@friedchicken1]

"less go" "yeap"

[@rivierapalms6485]

Haha love it. Although the headline was kind of a spoiler!

[@PriceyNumber1]

Lucky Number Slevin? Great film!

[@bellsTheorem1138]

She seemed intrigued at the end.

[@redmille1000]

This scene actually makes my toes curl!

[@seymourskinner2533]

Ray bloody purchase!

[@redseadiver43]

Priceless

[@judelinton2355]

Bloody brilliant!

[@marvincool3744]

Oh boy the accountant reminds me of me

[@StalwartSpartan]

The thumbs up completed it for me.

[@illusivelegion4110]

Best. Wingman. Ever.

[@mistersonnen848]

Just a good as Ricky in The Extras trying to pick up a girl with fizzy water

[@estoyboy]

Fucking hell maybe I wrote this show off too hard it did actually have some brilliant bits

[@philipthomson7460]

A real pair of Romeos! 😂😂

[@SkyRockStar1]

Nice save

[@SynesterXLigHT]

I sense memecenter people approaching...

[@cockoffgewgle4993]

Way to spoil the punchline with the title.

[@SongBillong]

To be fair, the majority of people searching for it will have already watched the show, no? You wouldn't search for a scene if you hadn't seen it before.

[@ivanamassivedump8715]

If I remember rightly he was in hardy bucks as well, as a fake actor at a cosplay event invented by Durkhin and the boysss. “I do all my own stunts”

[@TheFiremancarl]

Fucking brilliant

[@mijailgorbachov6894]

Not to be a one upper, but i have been a: Marine Biologists, Writer, Buisness Administrator, Professional Soccer Player, Municipal Council, Diplomacy School Student, Violin Player, Paraglider Instructor, and the Birthday Boy every weekend, and also almost everyone backfired too hahahaha

[@kakap0788]

On my hard nights out when I was younger I have been many things, a doctor, red cross worker, programmer etc, some how It always backfired hahaha ;D

[@preparetoholdyourcolour7080]

When he did the thumbs up 😂

[@Shiver020]

Sound matters

[@alexanderanderson6605]

Epic scene

[@Terrakinetic]

So much Simon hair.

[@harry_delson279]

Lmao 👏man this show was too good

[@johnnysunday402]

That "but" he chokes on.

[@ashbyash7915]

He should have said he’s a racer

[@andronom557]

WhoahDude

[@barrysmith4674]

No Alan ! NO ! You Can’t !

[@scottallen8071]

“Nuh. No I’m a racist.”

[@Blutteufel]

Was this a deleted scene from that 'Willow' movie?

[@marchfast8291]

Wind in the Willows.

[@random95725]

wow this is the male version of Maggie.

[@DendyJungle]

Racist as in race car driver

[@nicktroisi6347]

1:07 😂

[@Evntz]

Brilliant

[@rushramel]

Hehe. Just Great!

[@cyberhermit1222]

Thumbs Up

[@DreamClean]

Because the uploader exported the file with a 720p resolution.

[@PeterSodhi]

Literally dieing so funny

[@stevedennison4095]

Literally dead now? Literally? I hope you are resting in peace.

[@syedrahim1394]

RIP Warwick, you were such a funny dude!

[@productions271]

@Spiritedfairieworld I think it's Syed

[@nix2939]

Hes not dead

[@italianstallion9170]

@@nix2939 technically half dead

[@tupachussain7489]

If it came to it, do the both of you. Cmon let's go. Loooooooooool

[@pkune5158]

Hes a rapiest 🤣🤣 what a pick up line omg

[@John_..]

Smooth:)

[@garrybaldy327]

The other way round would have been funnier, given Warwick's size.

[@ggn1]

lol I just realized his wingman gave a thumbs up

[@chrisbanbury]

lol wing man fail

[@crackccplusnumbers]

Fuck me I laughed so hard.

[@TheRaizeX]

Omg! I'm crying here that bit was so funny! His a "bad man"

[@DarthFerder]

warwick davis ftw! ^^

[@dundeedolphin]

OMG. 😂😂😂

[@ashbyash7915]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Aperegrine90]

I loved this when it came out but Gervais comedy really is all the same and gets a bit tedious.

[@brandondavenport6147]

Very funny 😂

[@Hater9001]

Why is 720p available if the quality is going to be the same muddiness anywho? I could never understand the point of that lol

[@s6383]

😂

[@aax3074]

oh my god that's just the funniest thing ever hhhhhhhh

[@justinbisonette1947]

He’s BAD

[@GrantBeuzeval]

Fecking pissing myself

[@JamieMarksify]

🤣🤣

[@TB.....]

This happened to me on Thursday.

[@Sssi4270]

hahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa

[@leegray99]

I would do them both if given the chance :)

[@Kleavers]

I can't actually watch this because of the cringe.